#dude is looking eternal

[thesora]

Okay but where’s my emotional support demon bf who turns himself into something he knows i find attractive??

#they went into eternal oblivion together….. sobs #just finished the new season of black mirror #im currently in love with the demon dude don’t look at me don’t talk to me #black mirror #demon 79

[novelconcepts]

Peak lesbianism is just trying to be so normal about how good women look in casual wear. Glasses? Messy hair? Sweatpants? Have mercy, dude, I am the simplest gay alive.

#lesbian #I am gay as hell dude #like yeah yeah women are hot always and we love a good dress-up #but nothing beats like. a grunge t-shirt and zero fucks given. #me as a kid in the 90s going why the FUCK did you take her glasses away and put all that product in her hair? #did you not SEE her before?? #relaxed environment vibes my eternal beloved #we love a girl looking comfortable

[legobiwan]

Writing problems in the SPM universe:

Dimentio will not shut up

Dimentio's third favorite hobby (after omnicide and sketchy horticulture) is pushing at every single last one of Luigi's buttons

And Luigi, of course, is incapable of not arguing with Dimentio

And therefore half my scenes stall due to these two idiots bickering like a pair of scrawny, pissed off alley cats fighting over half a moldy sardine

#hello there #writing #the eternal struggle #luigi #dimentio #i should be prepping for monday but i need a small respite #so writing it is #look i love these two but they're LITERALLY in mortal peril right now in this scene and WILL NOT STOP ARGUING #my dudes you are going to get your limbs rearranged GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER good gods

[yuhoht-t]

13 year old me: oh what a pretty and cute looking anime, i wonder what it’s about? ^-^

22 year old me: i can only watch shows that are going to emotionally devastate me now (ಠ_ಠ)

#obviously pmmm #but also #princess tutu #sasami magical girl club #fruits basket #full moon wo sagashite #like literally any anime that’s super pink and girly and from the early 2000s #it’s going to break your heart #to your eternity #attack on titan #either everyone you love dies or #they die #they only ever die #dieing is the good ending trust me #demon slayer #my hero academia #dude any fucking #studio ghibili #and don’t forget western animation hahahhahahaaaaa #i’m looking at you #the owl house #amphibia #gravity falls #adventure time #regular show #promised neverland #wolf children #literally there’s so many #erased #but yeah

[brittlebutch]

truly i’m so beyond insane about the Bill and Ted Musical song “Don't Surrender” that Bill sings when he thinks Ted got killed by the castle guard. i'm being so normal and okay about it tho i promise

#N posts stuff #look! i'm kind of insane about the whole album. Soldier's Heart and Future Dudes! especially also #but you have to know about me that i'm Eternally Haunted by that old version of the movie script where Bill - #before he realizes Ted isn't actually dead - calls HIMSELF a fag for mourning so hard #and so like. in the copies of the musical script we have the 'don't surrender' scene seems to have been omitted for whatever reason #but we know what scene it's for bc Linda Kay did an interview with the guy who wrote the thing and he told her it was that scene #so in my head like. not only is the song Alone enough to drive one to autistic shrimp emotions Beyond comprehension #but my brain superimposes that old movie script onto this song bc we Have no written scene for what it would look like musically #so in my head bill finishes That Song and then looks down at ted and calls himself a faggot for having sung it and i'm ...... just #it’s like. oughhhhhhhhhhhhhh dude i am LOOKINg at you i’m being so normal fuck #(<- he is not being even a LITTLE bit normal about it) #bnt

[the-punforgiven]

Decided just now that it'd be really funny to have a whole bunch of different d&d characters who are all like former knights of the same order or crestfallen sellswords from the same mercenary company but also have all of them individually believing for their own reasons that they are the last surviving member of their group

#like they all think the others died horribly but all of them are alive and well just like not living near each other #like one of them saved up bought a spelljammer and set off to the astral sea #and she kept in contact via sending stones but during a pirate attack she dropped her stone overboard and is presumed dead #since that was her only method of communication with the material plane or something #One guy headed off to an ancient mystic mountain to hone their skills and everyone's just like ''Yeah NOBODY survives that mountain'' #one guy who's like immortal and doesn't need to eat is just keeping an eternal vigil over some dead necromancer #making ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN he doesn't get back up #other member was injured presumed dead but nursed back to health by a nearby friendly peasant family #sort of thing #one dude just actually straight-up retired and just ghosted the group because he thought it'd be awkward #the warden of the keep heard the rumors they all spread and was just like ''Damn.. everybody's dead...'' and just locked the doors forever #which resulted in more gossip saying their order and/or company has fallen for good that all the others hear about #so they're all individually like ''Damn. looks like I'm the last knight and/or mercenary of the fallen order'' when they absolutely are not #I think it could be a funny concept to play with #Pun's text Posts

[trans-estinien]

i love being autistic cause sometimes i get a glimpse into how regular people perceive things and its like. what the fuck. what the fuck is that? you live like this? and its normal?? i think YOURE the weird one actually. im fine. thanks though.

#THERES SO MANY WEIRD RULES #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO HOW SOMEONE WALKS LIKE HUH????? WHY???????????? #can someone fucking explain the dude head nod thing to me why do we do that. whats that about. ive never seen anyone do that irl before #is that an american thing or do i just hang around too many afab people #i am learning the intricacies of cis people gender rules and i am. what fucking planet have i been on the last 17 years like what is this #was there some like. rulebook they handed out at somepoint they forgot to give to me or something #“best way to learn is to observe the men around you” OBSERVE WHAT. YOU PEOPLE PAY THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT???? #bruh i can barely make eye contact w people... #my ass has never intentionally copied someones mannerisms ever. #i do it subconsciously. but doing it actively feels weird and wrong and like im breaking someones boundaries #“men dont smile at people.” well they should. #ive decided cishet men are the most boring people on the planet #“dont move with your hands” YOURE BREAKING MY POOR THEATER KID HEART #i need to meet more gay men irl to absorb the vibe of cause i only know like two. not counting myself #i want people to look at me and go. ah yes. fruit. #at this point im just going to accept being misgendered for the rest of eternity. id rather die than be boring in the way cishet men are #my flavor of being trans is so influenced by my autism cause my perception of genders is completely off from what everyone else is doing #im like. yeah i want to be a man. and then i look at what the majority of men are actually like and its like. wait no. not like that #shoutout to flamboyant gay men where would i be without them #i think the thing that bothers me the most is that like #in my mind peoples genders are just. the way they express themselves. #its not like. this super big complex deal like how everyone else treats it. if that makes sense? like. #regular people have so many rules for what counts as a man or what counts as a woman or what counts as neither and its like??? #you can do what you want???? why do we care???? #and ive been doing this since i was little. on account of the autism #i just. dont get why its such a big deal to people. #i cant wrap my head around it at all #not nonbinary not a girl not aegender not a man but a secret fourth thing #(man but i do it my way instead of everyone elses way) #unfortunately doing it my way just. leads to the misgendering dimension. for some reason

[lyssa-ink]

how well would my characters do against a cockroach

Tagged by @reneesbooks and @serenanymph!

Lar. His last job involved fighting monsters that include giant bugs but normal roaches are uh, much faster and smaller. Kinda hard to stab. Struggles for a few minutes before he can get his sword into it. 6/10

Fel. Also hunted giant bugs but unlike Lar she had a normal life before that so she just squishes it. 9/10 because she saw how Lar dealt with his cockroach but just watched and laughed

Niara. Immediately incinerates it with magic. Left a burn mark on the floor so 7/10

Faris. Screams like a little girl and has to call a guard to deal with it. (The guard is Fel and she told Lar and Niara and they're not letting him live that down) 1/10

Alaric I. Appears wholly unbothered by the roach. 10/10

Artoria. Also just incinerates it. Niara had to learn from somewhere. 7/10

Riku. Would pick up the cockroach to feed it to his dragons later. 11/10

Safiyya. Picks up the roach and puts it on someone else (probably Artoria). 12/10

Open tag! Tell me how your characters face the roach!

#i believe aside from that one snippet i shared ages ago this is the first time I've talked about artoria riku and safiyya? #anyway they're the people who chose to spend their immortal lives on stuff that's NOT imperialism *looks at alaric i* #anyway artoria is lar's dad's ex and niara's mentor and she may have a tendency to project her issues onto them (and fel) #riku's just a dude living alone in the woods with a bunch of dragons #safiyya hunts sea monsters and was lar's childhood idol #writeblr #writing #tag game #wip. eternal empire #writing community

[bagheerita]

Do not mess with her.

#teyla emmagan #stargate atlantis the missing #stargate atlantis #eternal stargate rewatch #i adore the way she looks at dudes when she is completely aware that they are speaking nothing but bullshit

[villainspo]

Doug x Warlock 💛

Source: Legion of X (2022) #7, by Si Spurrier (writer), Netho Diaz (pencils), Sean Parsons (inks), and Federico Blee (colors)

#not a villain #marvel comics #x men #legion of x #si spurrier #netho diaz #sean parsons #federico blee #doug ramsey #warlock #if you’re wondering why Warlock just looks like a bald gold dude #it’s because they’re on the astral plane #…ok #shhhhhhhh just enjoy the depth and truth of their love #I literally have no idea what any x-men ships are called #it doesn’t matter #these two are eternal #beyond words #which is funny because words are Doug’s mutant thing #Doug Ramsey my best beloved and most precious child and source of over-identification

[roryzs]

the one thing about toh is now i crave more kids that seem cool at first but they’re actually huge dorks. and this becomes progressively more apparent as the series goes on as it should be

#like COME ON FROM EP 1 AMITY WAS HASHTAG MEAN GIRL BUT WE ALL KNEW SHE WAS A BIG NERD AT HEART. #which is not automatically dork but w certain flags is dork adjacent and MY GIRL HAD THEM. #HUNTER WAS FUCKING SILLY MAN #we only got hints of it when he was golden guard but in ttt we got so many moments and i will be eternally grateful. #and by hints of it i do mean he was still hilarious but he still held himself to Absurdly Mature soldier standards #also ‘kids’ is used very loosely here just take it as characters in general. i love this trope #toh #i’m glad we got to see them grow from ppl who held themselves to super high standards that ultimately left them unfulfilled #and manipulated by their parental figures #to kids who felt secure enough to be silly and indulge in their interests and talk about their feelings out loud and see another purpose #for themselves #dude amity went from business tool to LOOK HOW GENUINELY HERSELF AND HAPPY SHE LOOKS IN THE END. #got her own career good relationship w her dad now dork ass girlfriend mutually supportive FRIENDSHIPS #hunter went from destined to be DEAD 💀 FEEDING BELOS PALISMEN TO LITERALLY CARVING PALISMEN + SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS ALSO + #HAVING THE GIRLFRIEND OF ALL TIME + SMILING!!! NO EYEBAGS!!! DO YOU SEE HIM LIKE ACTUALLY #oh ok we get it. i’m passionate #anyway yea. i’m passionate #the thing i like about amity is she seems like a coolkid but u realize she’s a dork. and she’s both #hunter is not a coolkid #hunter is a dork that can make excellent one liners #and kick your ass #‘one liners’ this is doing him an injustice btw #but he is not a coolkid #do i love them both? yea #the kids ever fr

[jihef03]

Terry and Rachel Dodson's take on Green Goblin could be Prime Modern Goblin Design but there's too much fucking purple in here for a character called *Green* Goblin.

#Marvel #Green Goblin #Norman osborn #Spider-Man #Marvel knights : Spider-Man #Also to me there's the eternal question #Is it worth it to try and make a dude called Green goblin look cool ?

[wildbasil]

idk man i don't think arthur's the one causing poor cyledyr any trouble in this story

#i see you've confused gwythyr and cyledyr #and i gotta say #that creates a very amusing reinterpretation #a story where arthur first picks cyledyr for the eternal may day battle and the dude's like #“but this fight has nothing to do with me??? look!! i'm eating my own dad's heart!! i'm crazy!” #so arthur's like “ugh fine ok. gwythyr can do it.”

[kdsburneraccount]

Having a normal one to this (lies)

#i apologize in advance for the billsposting i wouldn't consider myself a bills fan but also #when the teams you usually support are flopping and not providing the agenda™ one must acknowledge where the agenda™ is being freely given #much to unpack from this video 🤔 #why does it look like at the beginning josh gives stef a kiss on the forehead #(that didn't happen... or did it) #like soldiers about to head to war or something (which tbf is an average nfl game) #just guys being dudes nothing to see here #goes to show how powerful the girlboss wr/malewife qb duo is #@ other nfl teams take notes #also the 'wanting to grow old' comment... are you guys even married yet #he even said something like 'i can see myself with you for a while' which #yeah #diggs wanting to settle down and be disgustingly domestic is definitely a turnaround #what the power of (redacted) does i guess! #an eternal mystery how this happened /s #not to speculate but they may be gay 🧐 #but yeah guys the evidence is right there for all to see #indulge in the agenda™ especially when no other team is being this obvious #nfl #buffalo bills #josh allen #stefon diggs #josh/stefon

[permanentreverie]

tag 9 people you want to get to know better

tagged by @puddleglumms akdjwjdj I'm so honoured!!

three ships: off the top of my head? Jude and Cardan from The Folk of the Air trilogy, Mr Gu and Yeom Mijeong from My Liberation Notes, and uhhh Anya and Dmitry from Anastasia

last song: Promise by Jimin 🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 it's been 84 years but we FINALLY have it on Spotify!!!! We won!!!

last movie: just finished watching Chicago (2003) with my sister for the first time and I actually really enjoyed it!!

currently reading: just started Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo, and I SAY I'm rereading Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but I haven't touched it in like 2 months lol

currently watching: oh boy. Ummm Call It Love, Girl From Nowhere, and W Two Worlds for Asian dramas; Daisy Jones and the Six; and Bungo Stray Dogs, Yuri on Ice, and I guess I need to start the final season of Attack on Titan for Anime

currently consuming: I just finished a glass of chocolate milk and snacking on a bowl of nuts

currently craving: any food tbh. Our dinner is almost ready I'm just ready to eat

tagging @thebirdandhersong @thecoolestfreakyouknow @cordiallyfuturedwight @wellmanneredthief

#tag games #I KNOW my currently watching looks bad #in all honesty girl from nowhere and w I'm just watching an episode here and there #though I would like to get binging a drama soon I miss it. thinking of maybe starting save me? #I mean it's got ok taecyeon and seo yeji and that bodyguard dude from eternal monarch? sign me up #also it's like a culty thriller like I think the plot would be addicting #idk why w is taking me so slow like it's not a bad drama #it just has the tone and humour that the 2016 dramas have #which are all fine and good and classics but I'm not always in the mood for them #and girl from nowhere is. a lot so I can only watch like one episode here and there #I actually need to catch up on daisy jones cause I'm only halfway through episode 2 #but I am liking it! #and technically I'm watching like 10 anime atm #cause I never ended up watching season 2 of spy x family (though I do plan to at some point) #and I started haikyuu a while back but I'll restart it after I'm done bungo stray dogs #and I need to finish Yuri on ice I've only got like 5 episodes left even though I haven't watched for weeks #(also I never talked about call it love. skdjsjdb it's really good so far I love a good melodrama) #(even though the pink filter is highly annoying) #and listen I have SO MANY ships that I like it's just that as soon as I saw that question every single ship I love flew out the window #but like mr gu and yeom mijeong will ALWAYS be that couple. #you just had to be there when mlb was airing. the girlies were going ~feral~ #and with good reason!! nothing ever goes hard as 'worship me' #and jude and cardan my problematic loves 🫶🏻 they do so much damage ugh they just *chefs kiss* #and anya and dmitry cause I just saw anastasia <3 they have my whole heart #promise by jimin being on Spotify 🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 I've always been giving!!! but now I get to receive!!!! #genuinely that song is <3 <3 #*ahem* now humbly asking for winter bear and my you #could continue talking but yeah! thanks for the tag! (if you've made it this far)

[impossible-rat-babies]

i miss heavensward ;—;

#i miss it so much like #it helped that aymeric was there and he’s like. homosexual rock Candy to my brain #dude looks good and has daddy issues and his voice does the crack when he yells #but just. the dragons and the dlc Squad #it was just such a mournful and angry portrayal of this war going on #and the whole dragons living so long that the past is still ever present in their minds #Tiamat by beloved oh I felt for her So Badly #condemning herself to this eternity for her mistakes #like I said. it’s a very touching portrayal of this conflict #I dunno I miss it a lot compared to stormblood #I’m not very far into stormblood mind you #but I miss heavensward so much ;—; #the churning mists remains my favorite area in the game #maybe it gets better but stormblood…feels like a story I’ve seen so much before #and maybe I’m not a big fan of stories of rising up to take back a homeland #I’m sure it’s much more touching to other folks like you do you #it’s just two different sorta ways of narratively handling war #and I personally have enjoyed heavensward more #I just. oh I miss it so much #there was also this fear and wonder of these new locations and npcs #which the music in heavensward FUCKS. like yes BAGPIPES FUCK YEAH #that just makes me think of httyd of bagpipes to represent toothless as something of the unknown and wild #and I carried that through into heavensward and just. longest yeah boy ever #Owen plays ffxiv