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glitch-karma · 1 year
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Hi! im a rlly big fan of ur works and was just wondering if i could req a scenario w forgetful! reader? :D characters are: dazai, kunikida, akutagawa, and poe reader recieves a gift from them and accidentally missplaces it which stresses out reader and they tell it to them and they decide to buy a new one :D (also "they" is referred to the chars i mentioned) sorry if this is too much! dont forget to rest, drink water and stay hydrated! hope ur having a great rest of your day/night/afternoon :)
AHHHHHAA This speaks to me as a forgetful person so I will happily do this 💟💟
Dazai
Dazai always teases you about not turning work in on time, which annoys you a lot
Has a tally chart of every time you've forgotten something
He really gets on your nerves sometimes, but you try to joke around as much as you can
For your anniversary, he got you a beautiful pendant that matched his own
It was gleaming with a silver lining, a black ribbon to attach it, and your favorite stone in the center
You loved it so much and wore it every day
But, one day you were getting ready for work, and the pendant wasn't on your dresser
You had a little bit of a breakdown and tore your house apart looking for it
You gave up and sat in despair
Kunikida called a million times considering you're almost never late for work
when you heard a knock on the door, you assumed it was Kunikida until you got up close to it
"Oh Y/nnnn~ You're never late wassuppppp"
Oh
Shit.
You ran and hid back in the living room
"I'M DEADLY SICK GO AWAY DAZAI!" "wait wahhhh?"
As you hid under a mountain of blankets, waiting for him to hopefully leave, you heard your front door swing open
"You forgot I had a key to your place Belladonnaaaa!"
Suddenly the blanket was ripped off you and you were exposed
You looked up at Dazai as he blinked at you, waiting for you to speak
Tears immediately formed in your eyes as you stared at him in embarrassment
He got even more confused when you started profusely apologizeing
"I LOST THE PENDANT YOU GAVE ME, I'M SO SO SORRY OSAMU! I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY!"
You expected Dazai to tease you, or be upset, but instead he laughed
When you looked up, he was smiling down at you
"I figured this would happen."
He reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact same pendant from before
You looked up in amazement as he handed it to you
"I even took the liberty of getting a second one made, hehe."
You guys skipped work together after, and went on a cute little cafe date
Kunikida
He sometimes gets a little aggravated with your forgetfulness sometimes, but he tries to be as understanding as possible
He tries to help you remember stuff in a logical way, like helping you take notes or texting you things you need to remember
He does snap a few times, but does apologize immediately after each time
Kunikida got you a custom-made notebook to keep notes in, it was a darker shade of your favorite color, had lightly tea-stained pages, and had "Never fall" Written on the front
You would take notes in it and it honestly really helped your memory
You got to work early one morning to finish some work, you went to write something down and... Your notebook wasn't there
You freaked out, it was just you in the office, but in only a mere twenty minutes Kida would be there to start the day
You basically tore apart your desk looking for it (neatly putting it back together afterward)
You went through your office locker and your work bag. Even checking Dazai and Ranpo's desks to see if either of them had hidden it from you
In the middle of researching through your own bag, Kunikida came in for work
He noticed you over at Ranpo's desk and was a bit confused
"What are you doing in Ranpo's desk?"
His voice caught you off guard, making you slam your head into the metal desk
You laid on the ground in defeat as Kunikida came over to check if you were okay
"Please don't be mad..."
You explained what happened and how you really didn't mean to lose it
Kuni sighed as he picked you up off the floor
"I'm not mad, maybe a little irritated, but definitely not mad."
You went to the cafe while he looked for it, luckily Kunikida's ideals for the day included 10 minutes of free time for you
When you came up with Kunikida's coffee, the notebook was sitting on his desk with his own, he'd managed to find it
Akutagawa
He doesn't really care how forgetful you are unless it interrupts him
He does get irritated when you forget missions or to turn in paperwork, he has snapped a little more than Kunikida
He got you a beautiful feather pen for your birthday, it was the first really meaningful gift he ever got you
You wrote with it in journals and such to try to help you memorize certain things
But one evening, you forgot where you had put it.
You freaked out, worrying Akutagawa would be upset you lost such an expansive gift
You looked for almost an hour and a half before you realized it was gone.
At that time, Akutagawa came by your apartment to see what was taking you so long
When he opened the door he was met with you lying on the floor in defeat
"What's the problem here?"
You looked up at him as he was walking over, and just hid behind your hands
"..I lost your present."
Akutagawa stared down at you for a minute, whether trying to calm his anger; Or thinking about what to say you don't know.
He sighed as he started searching himself
"Although it was wildly expensive, I'm not mad. Let's just keep looking."
You stood up confused as he kept flipping over things
You walked up and hugged him from behind
"Thank you..." "Mhm, not a problem."
You both kept looking, but in reality, it wasn't even in your apartment. It was in your desk drawer at the office
Poe
Poe is very patient with you, he's also a slightly forgetful person so he understands that you're really trying
Poe tries to write you little notes and hide them throughout your desk to help remember importance things
He also checks frequently on you to see if you're doing what you're supposed to be
Poe wrote you a book of poems about yourself, it was a full book to the very last page
It was very indearing, and you read it to help you fall asleep
You had always kept it in your work bag, but when you when you went to take it out one day it was missing
You freaked out, starting to look through the whole office
You'd remembered putting it in your bag this morning so it has to be there somewhere
After about 30 minutes of intense searching, Poe came in to check up on you
"What are you doing my dear Y/n?"
You just couldn't lie to him, you sighed as he walked over
"Poe.. I'm really sorry. I lost the book you wrote for me. I know the cover was expensive, plus all your work is gone.. please forgive me."
Poe smiled as he grabbed your face into his hands
"My dear I have every one of those poems memorized by heat. And don't worry about expenses, it was only a meer 65,000 Yen. I'll forget that in seconds."
You chuckled as he hugged you tightly
Karl ended up having the book, and Poe read it to the both of you that night
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ac3th3shark · 2 months
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Ranpo would use a ring pop to propose to Poe and Poe would take it as a joke but ranpo would be 100% serious about it.
Poe blushes and says yes, not thanking too far into it and next thing he knows him and ranpo are researching ways to get illegally married in Japan.
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moshighostx · 26 days
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chuupoezai 4 life
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kith 💋
the aftermath:
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flyolai-brainrot · 1 month
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I have had this fanfic idea rot my brain all week.
TW: for death and grief, (Poe and Ranpo).
Imagine this: Ranpo dies.
And Poe can't cope.
So he begins trying to write Ranpo as a character in all of his books.
So that he can visit the stories and see him again.
But it's not Ranpo, and Poe can tell, he can feel it.
And his previous obsession with Ranpo becomes a new, different, obsessive one.
He begins by researching who Ranpo was when he was alive.
He reads all of his old cases.
He even talks to cops, victims, and more.
He begins visiting the detective agency and interviewing everyone nonstop about Ranpo.
He maybe even tracks down his hometown and his parents.
But no matter what he does, the Ranpo in his novels isn't Ranpo.
And so he chases the idea of creating a perfect Ranpo.
And he writes and he writes and he writes......
But it's never Ranpo.
It's just imitations of him. Shadows. Mimics.
But also....
The better he gets at writing Ranpo, the shorter the novels last.
Cause the faster the Ranpo imitation can solve the murder mysteries.
So the closer he gets to his unattainable goal of replicating Ranpo.
The more he loses him all over again.
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mothonthewall · 7 months
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Any ship but T4T, like skk, ranpoe, fyolai
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Transgender ranpoe is canon trust me im poe
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wizardfrog69 · 1 year
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May i request a platonic perfect crime trio (again :]) with a kid-friend who would mostly only talk about their hyperfixtations (and may be worried it bothers them) ?
If there was a need to be specfic then biology (all animals, plants, mushrooms...), yet i don't mind anything!
Hey welcome back! I'm sorry but this will be in hc format due to my brain not wanting to cooperate at the moment. Thank you for the request!
Also I dried some flowers like 2 weeks ago and they finished drying
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These are the flowers, aren't they pretty?
'•.¸♡hyperfixations♡¸.•'
Gn!reader
Fluff
Feat. Ranpo, Poe, Mushitaro
This is all strictly platonic
Enjoy!
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Ranpo Edogawa
He's half listening to everything you say but once you say something he finds interesting he's asking 100 questions about it.
Also he'll see you as an equal the most.
It would be fun talking about different aspects of biology with him, he would either know nothing about it or quite a lot, but I doubt be knows anything tho.
He remembers everything you've said to him even when he finds something not as interesting.
If you think you're talking too much on the subject then he would discourage you on changing the subject if he finds the conversation boring at the moment but when you were talking about something he finds interesting he'll tell you not to stop talking about it.
Edgar Allan Poe
Has gathering info for his new novel or something.
If its about like natural poisoning or something he might ask questions about the plant, or just ask questions about biology in general.
He doesn't really feel annoyed when you're talking about something you love, it's nice you're enjoying yourself.
And if you feel like you're annoying him he'll tell you you're not but it doesn't really feel like you're annoying him while talking tho.
He's a good listener and enjoys talking about various topics yk.
Mushitaro Oguri
Honestly he isn't one to be into biology despite his green suit and the fact that he got compared to a cucumber (to which I completely agree) but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy the random facts about cats or names of flowers and plants he sees everyday.
He'll get so used to you speaking about different aspects of biology that he stars to think it's common knowledge to know all the names of the cat species or when particular flower blossoms.
So much so to the point that he'll mention it in casual conversations with acquaintances.
༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻
I hope you enjoy this!
Have a wonderful day/night!
-bye bye, Az
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tvisnoton · 8 months
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I need some good ranpoe headcanons…. I just KNOW that Poe gets jealous easily. But it’s not the “you’re mine” jealous, it’s the “how dare you think you’re that close to Ranpo” kind. Honestly? Ranpo loves it, because he likes to play with Poe and say things just to make him more jealous and get a reaction out of him.
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iridescentdove · 9 months
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Hello!I rlly liked the Elysia fic :D if your requests are open, may I request Herrscher of Sentience or maybe Fu Hua! Reader? (maybe w poe , ranpo , dazai ,yosano and higuchi? Its fine you can do any character you want though!)
Poe, Ranpo, Dazai, Yosano & Higuchi x HoS! Reader
Hiya Anon! And why not HoS mommy. You were once part of the Fire Moth organization about 50,000 years ago in the last civilization. You are one of the few people who survived against the Final Herrscher.
Later you became the guardian of Shenzhou, coming to be known as The Sage and devoting your life to eliminating the Houkai. However ... what if ... the Herrscher of Sentience were to make her comeback?
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EDGAR ALLAN POE:
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He thinks you are absolutely beautiful, but absolutely terrifying. He's interested in your past and the world you had lived in - it would make for a great novel.
But again, Poe is too nervous to approach you. Hell, even Ranpo wanted nothing to do with you.
So he sucks up the advice ...
But somehow ,, ends up at your doorstep, literally not knowing why he's coming right to you after wimping out. Like ... for the 17th time already.
You're not as bad as you looked, actually. You were pretty nice and tsundere when not trying to destroy the world.
So he found really refreshing, although, thinks you might just do some 360 and end up just fooling him into thinking you were a peacemaker. He's paranoid, okay.
Really like your HoS outfit though. It didn't look like the normal, but again, you were from a different world.
You sometimes talk about your years back in your home.
Poe listens so aggressively, taking down notes which he might be able to use for his own novel.
Most of the time, you guys get along so well. From thw times he's spent with you, you're actually cute. Whenever you get annoyed, you puff your cheeks like a kid.
Totally differemt from when you're pissed- literally all creation might get crushed then and there-
In the moment you were indeed, embodying the path of ruin and destruction, you were ... actually so scary. No one knew what to do.
The Port Mafia was unable to make a choice, in doing so, they'd be destroyed. The ADA ran out of options, no longer sure what to do. The Guild was wimping out lol.
Decay of the Angels? They sure live up to their name! Turned to dust and decay under your very hands! Pun intended
Poe only wishes you come back to him and solving crimes like you always did.
You better make up for it if you do end up admitting defeat because he is shitting tears.
He'll take a bit to get over it but he loves you sm. <3
Kiss him, hug him, literally hog all of his attention for the next few weeks and he'll be so happy about it. Come on now, get your priorities straight.
If you try to ever go on a HoS rampage this bitch fr might just get a heart attack-
"(Y/N) WTF WTF WTF WTF NOT AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOT THIS NOT THIS–" :)
RANPO EDOGAWA:
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He literally cannot figure you out lmao so that's a job well done in my book.
Ranpo wouldn't know jack shit in all honesty. You're from a whole different world, possibly even GOD there. Herrscher? Elysian Realm?? ReveRSE CREATION WAIT WHAT
Please give him time to breathe in the information.
Mk but if you like sweets he definitely gonna share some, he's now interested in you.
You gave him odd vibes at first, and in the end he was technically not wrong. Bro knew you were no good since the start but man who is he to judge.
Ranpo and you are ... well, in a way to say it ya'll are dating but never verbally established it??
You guys decided to just start doing it LMAO
Everyone is so surprised. Like, "YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU WERE DATING WHAT?"
In other words you guys are basically acting like you're dating. In which, you are. But ya'll don't even care to officialize it like it is what it is 😭
But that aside, he reaaally thinks he shouldn't be around someone like you ... even if you're together.
He deduces that it will not end in his favor.
And Ranpo was correct. You are out for blood and for the death of their world, in which you don't care about even him when you did that.
He feels betrayed. Super betrayed, a little mad? You guys did so much together and damn repaying him with that.
But he does understand why you're doing it.
That anger may not be centered towards you but instead the others are pissed off mafia be like
Upon the destruction of everything, if you succeed, bad ending it is then. Everyone's dead, the world is decaying and you've made Fyodor happy ...
Except he's rejoicing in hell bc you killed him.
Ranpo looks at you like you were the demon satan itself, so livid and upset about what you've done. Guilty, a little.
If you decide to spare them some slack and don't succeed, well, Ranpo's here for you. Come on now, it's better off this way don't kill everyone wtf
He's the first to go up to you, pouty and wanting you to make up for your mistakes. Cuddle him or else I shoot
He doesn't understand the concepts sometimes, but as long as you're there with him, just eating away sweets and telling him interesting stories of your life, he's all for it.
Would 100% smash in your herrscher form
DAZAI OSAMU:
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I can smell the rizz a mile away
Okay, you're actually so chill. He respects that, unlike when you're out in a rage and turning people into Odasaku
You're not free from his teasing. You're like a second Kunikida he messes around with lmao. Except when he pisses you off he's actually running for his life–
"Don't you wanna die though?" "SHE'LL TORTURE ME I HATE PAIN AND SUFFERING"
Has the audacity to hide behind Atsushi. Now both of them are terrified and running while you cutely and respectfully, turn into Herrscher of Senti completely <3
Ends up dating you anyway.
For a bit, he'll take time to trust you because he finds it strange like Ranpo. There's something odd sometimes about your behavior he can't pinpoint himself ...
Ooh wait. So you wanna destroy the world. Ok.
He can understand why from all of his own experience, but wouldn't advise you to do that. It ain't smart of you, bae.
Your powers are actuallu very respected by him. He also finds it pretty and interesting! Will ask you a few questions and compliment you from time to time.
If you tell him stuff about your own world, he'll be somewhat interested in it too. As for how he knew ...
Dazai figures it out pretty easily, although it took a bit of time to realize you weren't from this world.
Not just that too. Basically, a Herrscher could be the same as a literal God. He's not all that scared but you're really full of surprises. He is not taking you lightly, though.
Knows you can literally reverse creation single-handedly.
But he doesn't want that. Come on now, dude wants to die but at least let him achieve the wish of marrying a pretty girl first before that :/
The pretty girl i'm talking about is you. "Belladona! Oh my, dear. Just stop whatever you're doing and return to my arms! I am lonely! So very lonely!"
He's technically not wrong
Everything in his willpower, he and the agency would find the best way to intercept with your plans.
They're here to save people, after all. If there's a full 100% chance they'll die – it won't matter. Push through. Gotta save all those lives before it's too late.
Good luck. Even though Dazai knows you can blow up the world with ur sexy self /j
But think again. If you're good enough a soul to stop your tomfoolery – all's well that ends well. Again, HoS is not evil but simply, a misunderstood individual.
Dazai will understand all of that. Okay? He'll just be glad you didn't turn everyone into toast.
But I guess he'll have to be careful not to piss his bbg off <3
YOSANO AKIKO:
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Great job because she's glaring at you literally every time you breathe, talk, or even sleep.
Yosano doesn't trust you at first knowing something's up, and by Ranpo's deduction – she trusts his judgement wholeheartedly and believes you're up to bad.
It would take some time for her to trust you.
After long, possibly a few weeks she'll start to change your mind. You often help around often, and you save their asses everytime with your strange "ability" if it's even one.
You didn't act as bad as you look, and were probably just a big tsundere, mind her.
At the end of the day, Yosano really liked you. AYY bestie takes you out to go shopping and you would pamper each other so much with slight complaining from you
Both of you are great partnered up in missions. You were already strong enough, not needing assistance.
Yosano is just supporting at the back with her healing.
And around the time when you started to grow distant is where she's growing suspicious again. All of that for what? She'll be really uneasy all of a sudden.
Peakaboo :) Guess who :) it's Herrscher of Sentience bitch
Knew she shouldn't have trusted you. But come on now, she obviously knew your times spent together was genuine. Yosano knew you didn't do this because you're evil.
But well, all have their reasons, and you do as well. Will not stand for it and will smack you into sense if necessary.
"GIVE MY (Y/N) BACK" "YOSANO- PUT THE BROOM AWAY-" "YOUR POINT??"
Girlboss saving her girlboss girlfriend.
Will not stand to leave you, literally comes out to go against you even if she knew she'll loose. If there's at least 1% chance you'll come back to her, she'll take it.
Got her chainsaw ready and all. Doesn't want to hurt you, but has no choice to kick ass lol
If you seriously choose to disregard your actions then she'll be so relieved. Atsushi super mega relieved in the corner
Honestly, don't be ashamed. They all understand. Even though some will take time to forgive you. It's not easy to forget things like this.
The agency will gladly let you stay. After all, mommy-
Jokes aside, Yosano is worshipping the ground you walk on and you do that to her in return. Literally two queens that aren't taking bullshit from anybody.
And you guys kiss sjsshj- dammit by bi ass is showing
ICHIYO HIGUCHI:
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I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
Here we go, now it's much more fit. Let's just say they know stories about Herrschers and their existence about being born to destroy humanity.
You were once a normal human like them, but was cheated out of your life but then damn here you are.
A lot were intimidated, everyone probably. You can end the world with all your own hands. Reversing creation as you say, and being in the Port Mafia? HOO WHAT A DAY
Higuchi does admire you the more she learns of you. Really likes your chill personality when you aren't out for blood.
Fr you're just there standing and she's going "🥺"
Like in that episode with Akutagawa and Gin, she misunderstands easily and gets jealous – thinking that you're crushing on Kouyou, dating Chuuya, etc.
Please give this girl some attention. She wants to drown in your presence because you are just so mommy amazing
Whenever you activate your ult she is mesmerized. I mean, sure it's destruction and chaos but Higuchi is down bad for your strength and possibly, beauty.
Would try to train with you to get stronger, to be able to protect Akutagawa.
But hey, why is she spending more time with you than him-
Soon enough you realize she's smitten and probably forgot about Akutagawa's existence. AKUTAGAWA. HER forgetting about HIM?
Damn you are God.
Really tells you to go back on the decision. Think this through, are you really gonna destroy the world? What are you gonna do then?
It's most likely not all fun and games once you've did it. Higuchi is just a worried bbg.
Totally siding with Ranpo on railing you
Again, don't be upset about whatever it is. You aren't evil, basically – it's a misunderstanding. Higuchi sympathizes with you and doesn't hold a grudge.
Now ... kiss kiss fall in love relax and let yourself be loved.
I headcanon her being rescued by you all the time and she's too flustered to even say anything ... with those sparkly ass slow-mow moments as if you're her prince or sumn 💀
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little--skull · 1 year
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Ranpo and Poe are definitely dating but in secret just because they don't feel like make it public, only Fukuzawa, Yosano and Lucy know, Luisa and Dazai suspect of it but they won't mention it
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vypridae · 4 months
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it’s been awhile since i last asked you about yours hcs so give me more :)
[/nf if you don’t want to]
i apologize for nto seeing this sooner i think you sent this in right when i was going to bed and we've been doing a family thing today so i haven't been able to reply to it
ajnyway. hcs (it is time to struggle thinking for an hour) pls excuse me if i forget what we've talked about and i repeat shit im very tired and kinda sad and a few other things SFHKJFHJKAFSG SO . SORRY IN ADVANCE IF SOMETHING IS REPEATED FROM OTHER POSTS IVE DONE
yosano sometimes finds surprise gifts on her doorstep that are exactly to her tastes (they're from kouyou)
sigma, to impress nikolai, has ATTEMPTED (key word attempted) to braid his own hair before. nikolai spent like ten minutes brushing out the tangles afterwards
t4t kousano ? i think yes. they take estrogen at the same time of the day bc they say its a bonding thing (it so is)
dazai LOOVES those big sweaters that have like huge arms bc theyre SOO soft adn warm. there's one time he gets a package and he's very confused because he didnt order anything and he opens it and inside theres a note that says "happy birthday, bastard" and he immediately recognizes the handwriting as chuuya's and inside is a light blue sweater with the big arms and he doesnt take it off for like three days because he LOVES it so much
tachihara rants to hirotsu bc "GIN IS SOOOOO PRETTY" or "AUAUAGUAUA JUNICHIROUOUOUU...??!? ?!?!??!!" and hirotsu is so done actually but he doesnt mind
higuchi likes to collect little trinkets and has boxes and boxes of stuff she doesnt need but wanted to buy
chuuya "spender's guilt" nakahara x osamu "impulsive buyer" dazai. i rest my case
fyodor has a fan/heater in his room because he cant fall asleep very easily without some sort of sound
poe has found an easy way to get the marble out of ranpo's ramune bottles so ranpo can have the marble and the bottle if he wants
tanitachigin, tachihara is 100% the one who screams at horror games
sometimes sigma wakes up and his hair is in a really nice braided bun or something. (nikolai did it) (its very pretty) (sigma doesn't take it down until he absolutely has to, if not the end of the day)
nonbinary shibusawa !!!! i rest my case x2
chuuya keeps bandage wrap in several places in his apartment because he KNOWS dazai just shows up because for some reason he never bothered to take back his apartment key so dazai will pop in to just chill so he just keeps bandage wrap there for him. he also keeps canned crab in a little minifridge in his bedroom so it doesn't clutter his main fridge
jouno LOVES LOVES LOVES chocolate stuff. specifically chocolate covered strawberries he adores them with his whole heart. tecchou thinks its odd (he thinks strawberries in cocktail sauce is way better) but he's made jouno some damn good chocolate covered strawberries because he knows he likes them. i imagine sometimes he'll buy white strawberries and dip them in white chocolate so BOTH of them can enjoy them (even though tecchou thinks they're waaay too sweet, jouno really likes them so he'll eat them with him to make him happy)
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luviter · 2 years
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I keep wondering what language Poe and Ranpo use when they speak to each other. Poe is American, lived in America and was in an organization were all (?) characters are based of American authors so I'd assume they spoke English. He only went to Japan because the organization had business there and saw it as a opportunity to have his revenge on Ranpo. Ranpo is Japanese. That's all, but I really wouldn't be surprised if he was fluent/almost fluent in English. Though on the other hand, I think I might like the idea of Poe learning Japanese just to speak to Ranpo more.
With that said, I hereby declare that Poe learned Japanese just to speak to Ranpo and Ranpo refuses to tell him he's fluent in English because 1. he finds it adorable and really sweet, and 2. he gets to spend more time with him by teaching him Hiragana (The Japanese main writing system)
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1nsomniacwriter · 1 year
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Dazai, Poe, & Nikolai headcanons
Nikolai and Dazai live with Poe. None of them feel the need to mention this to anyone
Once when Poe was bored Nikolai taught him how to build a bomb. His logic was that if anything could cure the boredom it would be building bombs and it was good knowledge for a book. He turned out to be right about both of those things.
They regularly go see Broadway shows together
Nikolai forces them to have horror movies nights together once a month
They regularly get high together
Both Nikolai and Dazai turn Poe's backyard into a stunning garden
Everything in their shared house is payed for by Poe
Between Dazai having two weasels and a pygmy goat, Nikolai having two rats (named after Sigma and Fyodor), two sugar gliders (named after Poe and Dazai) a parakeet named Nicole, and Karl the house is incredibly chaotic
All three are more than willing to pet sit if one of the others need it.
If one starts with some over dramatic nonsense the other two are at least 80% likely to join in
They have a group chat together
All three have absolutely zero impulse control and will 100% join in on a stupid idea the other had. It gives Chuuya, Ranpo, and Sigma gray hairs.
They regularly drag Chuuya, Ranpo, and Sigma on triple dates. Somehow they always go exceeding well.
Nikolai has forced the other two to go to the mall wearing full on ball gowns with accessories with him multiple times
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Small BSD kindergarden!AU headcanon pt.1 - Ranpo, Poe and Mushitaro playing detective
TWs: None
Ranpo loves playing detective games with Poe and Mushitaro
He always wants to be the detective who leads the investigations
Poe is always the second detective who helps Ranpo to solve the cases. He also always brings in new ideas to the "case"
Ranpo absolutley loves his ideas and praises Poe often for such great ideas
Mushitaro wasn't a big fan of the detective games at first since he always had to play the role of the villain or the criminal but for some reason Ranpo never stopped asking him to play with them
Mushitaro often tried to hide when he saw Ranpo and Poe walking towards him or when he heard Ranpo calling his name but hiding was useless
Even if he tried to ignore them or if he said that he didn't wanted to play, Ranpo would always pester him until he gave in
One time he got so pissed that he snapped at Ranpo, telling him that he didn't wanted to play the criminal anymore.
He already expected Ranpo to be angry or to start pouting but to his surprise Ranpo started to laugh and told him that he can be a detective too if he wanted to
Since then they are all "detectives"
Mushitaros' plush ghost and Poes' plush racoon "Karl" are nearly always either valueable witnesses or the main suspects
Ranpo always walks around the kindergarden, hunched over and inspecting everything with his detective magnifying glass while Poe and Mushitaro follow him, talking about their ideas, theories and who they suspect
Sometimes they involve random other kids in their play without them knowing
Once they scared a kid since they kept following them and kept watching them from a distance
When one of the kindergardners asked them what they were doing, Ranpo told them that they were spying on a suspect of a big case while Poe hid behind him
Mushitaro is often complaining about things making no sense
Poe has a bit more fantasy and imagines the greatest most twisted cases while Mushitaro complains about the case being way too over the top
Sometimes they involve Yosano in their play as doctor
They call themselves "The Perfect Crime Trio"
They also started to accept "serious cases" of other kids after they had no ideas for new cases anymore
Now they also solve things like which kid stole the candy or ate the last yogurt
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mothonthewall · 7 months
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headcanon that one of poe's eyes is higher than the other like in real life and that's why he always has one or both eyes covered
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just-a-shark333 · 1 month
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headcanon that poe and yosano are friends and poe asks her about how realistic the murder scenes in his novels are
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amisoma · 1 year
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So a random ranpoe as parents hc i made
Poe would tell nighttime stories to their kids bcs ranpo convinced him to but he would make those stories up and somehow along the way it became an interconnected plot and goin to bed became like clicking next ep this lasted for like till the kids slept in the same bed as them ranpo somehow convinced poe to write it down and realise it the book became a best seller and it had one of those for my daughter and husband kinda second page uk u see in books aight i might delete this if i wake up tmrw mornin and realise this was cringe
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