Imagine
☆ Tony being a dad when he finds out Loki's actually 16: ☆
[A/N: assume you are also 16 in this fic ehehe]
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"I can't believe I'm asking this again but, Reindeer games, want a drink?" Tony called, handing out a glass to Loki.
The Avengers had come to a sort of agreement, mostly due to Thor's incessant nagging, and let Loki invite himself over to Stark Tower as long as he 'behaved'. It was, as usual, met with a dramatic eye roll from the Trickster God himself. Tonight was one such night.
"NO!"
Thor boomed coming out from nowhere and grabbing the glass, "Loki is too young for such strong drinks."
"How young, exactly, is a thousand-plus year-old?"
"An Asgardian lives upto 5000 years in average. Assuming the Midgardian average is 80 years, Loki would be…" Thor mused before concluding, "..16."
"WHAT!?"
The entire team of Avengers had a heart attack. Especially Tony, whose eyes went straight to the youngest member in the team, Y/N Y/L/N.
"Y/N, go to your room", Tony demanded.
The teen raised her eyebrows, "Beg your pardon?"
Tony was about to shit himself. Y/N was becoming more and more like Loki, from her walks to her fashion.. and now this.
"Upstairs. Now."
"No." She crossed her arms at him, "why should I?"
Steve was staring at her wide-eyed while Natasha was amused, the rest of the team having mixed emotions -mostly confusion- and Thor regretted telling Loki's Midgardian age.
But, Loki was having the best time of his life, aside from being judged for this newfound information; A shit-eating grin plastered across his face as he sipped the forbidden liquor, the cause of all this drama.
This was going to be an interesting night.
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RAHHHHHH💥🔥🔥🔥💖‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Knock knock!!
He’s stunned!! He wasn’t expecting such a cool stylish person to be at the door!!
new…friend?????
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‼️SPOILERS FOR ITS NAME WAS CEASAR TORRES GO READ IT IF YOU HAVENT‼️
Some hail true body au doodles because they’re infectious also a redraw of that one post hehe
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A little au for now
The reader is around their early twenties for this fic, or younger (sorry old people)
You woke up near a river after running away from a mob of idiots trying to claim your head for a pick-me with your face.
You didn't care if they had luxuries you could never have, you just wanted to stay alive.
You look down at the river that reflected your face, and you started to hate looking at that reflection, that face that started all your problems when you got here; throwing a rock at the water causing a splash that distorted your mirrored image.
The next time your image appeared it did not mirror your movement, not your frown nor your body language "the river's broken" you whispered as you stood up
"No, the river's perfectly fine" a voice came from the river
"What?" you muttered as your scowl shifted into a raised brow "Oh dear, do I have to say it again?" The same voice asks "... wut?" you stare blankly in confusion "The river is fi~~ne" the voice repeats while exaggerating "fine"
Still confused you peek back at the river to see a more refined and slightly older version of you looking back at you in annoyance
"I meant, how is a river talking to me"
"Oh!! Sorry, I thought you might not have the brain capacity to understand what I said" their tone changes to a cheery one
"The river is normal, I am talking to you from its reflective surface which I can use to see the material world, right now I am in my realm that uses reflective material to interact with the material world, but that doesn't mean I have no control over there"
You were blank, so they took the opportunity to jump out of the water and drag you in their world.
After a moment you open your eyes to see that their world was desolate and empty, with nothing after the horizon, only the floor filled with red thick water
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Two new goofy goobers added to the collection
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im gonna draw all the characters from yttd emo >.<
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MY FRIEND MADE ME A CARD WITH MY DU'MET SKETCH
I JUST ???
My friends are more social, they have active lives so they don't sit in fandoms. But they liked my stories about Du'met and his past so much that they are now his biggest fans hahaha
Ah, I love them very much. UwU///
I wish you had friends like them.
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“You’ve found this? This is...”
“One of my best finds, I know. I almost missed it in all the junk from that haul, but my eye would never pass over a sparkle like that. Gem’s real, not glass, and that’s made with real gold. Doubt I’ll find a more perfect one; it even matches his eyes.”
“It’s perfect.” He smiled, closing his hand around the ring. “Thank you, Marko.”
“Don’t get all sincere on me, it’s weird. Just make sure both of you take care of it.”
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I need to make this digital but it’s goofy thought I’d share
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churroo sprite edit cause hes underrated af
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Wipp. .. clown yuri...
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Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! 💖
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ehehe its our first anniversary
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❝ Cariño, de verdad que no sé cual es tu problema ❞ Su voz suena ligeramente molesta, con ese toque de berrinche que usualmente usaba con Sakmin. Toma su mentón en una mano, aprovechando su sutil diferencia de alturas para tocarle los labios con el índice libre. ❝ ¿Por qué nunca cuidas esos bonitos labios? ❞ | @mikrokosmcs
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On one hand
I am sad no one had liked any of my posts yet
But on the other hand
Its like I am a lil goblin with disgusting trash on display. Just festering and secretive.
Teheheheheheh.
Look at me contributing badly. Woohoooo
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