#emma's 911 memes

[stydiaeverafter]

last ten fics meme

post the first lines of your last ten fics and then tag others to do the same

tagged by the lovely and talented @bellakitse 💖

My Ao3 - cosmiceverafter

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Love Me Like You Do - Buddie (911)

The bright colors were swirling all around him. The music was as welcoming as the parade of smiling faces, sparkles, and the joy that consumed him.

When You Wish Upon a Star - Buddie + Christopher (911)

Buck felt like a kid in a candy shop, which was ironic because he was literally standing in a candy shop. And not just any candy shop, but one in Disneyland! So feeling like a kid was accurate when you were at the Happiest Place on Earth.

The Pieces Want to be Together - Malex (Roswell, NM)

“I love you.”

Not all heroes wear capes - Buddie (911)

It was an ordinary Thursday night.

Just because - Tarlos (911 Lone Star)

Carlos was having one of those days—the kind that started off crappy from the moment you woke up and did the domino effect for the rest of it.

Sprinkled Surprises of Hope and Love - Malex (Roswell, NM)

Summer nights in Roswell, New Mexico were some of Michael’s favorite times in this place. Ever since he was younger, he’d drive out in the middle of the desert and just watch the stars shoot across the dark night sky. He would make a wish or two, but truthfully he’d never actually believed them to be true.

We are the lucky ones - Tarlos (911 Lone Star)

When one thinks of true love, you think of the moment where you’re standing hand-in-hand with the one who knows you better than anyone else. Your past gets lost within a distance abyss and all that lies in the future is in front of you. That was what TK felt as he confidently and happily said the two words, “I do,” as he stared in the eyes of the man who knew him better than he knew himself.

Fire within my soul - Emma & Knightley (Emma 2020)

The crickets chirped a beautiful serenade as the household all sat together that evening reading their books. The fire was roaring next to Mr. Woodhouse who had already said it was too cold several times that night. 

Two Ships in the Night - Tarlos au (911 Lone Star)

Tyler-Kennedy was a very rich man and came from a very powerful line of Strands. But all the money in the world couldn’t buy happiness. Every day was the same. His servants woke him up. They got him dressed. They made his meals. And then he would be on his way dealing with one social event after another.

The Company We Keep - Mateo & Marjan & Paul (911 Lone Star)

“So where are we going?” Mateo asked as he stared curiously out of Marjan’s car.

tagging: @manesalex, @gra-sonas, @saadiestuff, @unbreakablejemmasimmons, @beamirang, @hannah-writes, @mansikkaomenabanaani, @spaceskam (and anyone else who would like to!)

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[matthewfairchildfanclub]

TSC except it's incorrect quotes and it's part 2 and it's really fucking long sorry.

Cordelia: I like your top.

James, wearing a very bright shirt: Thank-

Matthew: Thanks dude, I like you to.

_

Anna: Gender is a game and I have the cheat codes.

_

Clary, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti caramel macchiato with, uh... seven shots of espresso.

Simon, behind her: Jesus Christ, Clary, just do cocaine.

_

James: If you were to die, what would be your last words?

Matthew: Finally.

James: No-

_

Izzy, on the phone with Magnus: Is it okay if I bring my weird roommate?

Simon: Would you please stop calling me that.

_

Clary: You sure you're sober enough to drive?

Jace: Yeah, I didn't drink anything.

Clary: Okay, go get the car.

Alec: [running after Jace]

Clary: It's okay, he's sober!

Alec: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!

_

Will: Jem, you have beautiful eyes.

Jem: You too.

Tessa: ...

Tessa: Did I miss something?

Will: I'm straight, I just like his eyes.

Tessa: You're gay for his eyes.

Will: Exactly!

Will: Wait, no

_

Lucie, walking out in a new outfit: How do I look?

Matthew: Holy shit, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Lucie: Excuse you?!

Matthew: No, not you, the thing sitting beside you.

Alastair: Fuck you.

_

Magnus: You sure know a lot about the law.

Julian: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit.

_

Cordelia: Lucie! Don't let go!

Lucie, dangling from the side of the cliff: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO?!

_

Kit: I think I forgot to sleep because I was looking at memes.

Dru: If you ever wonder why you have no friends, just remember that sentence.

_

Christopher: Oh, tiddlywinks.

Matthew: JUST SAY FUCK

_

Will: Swear words are banned in this house, if you say one you'll be grounded.

Matthew: Heck.

Will: You're on thin fucking ice, kid.

_

Jace: You may not know this, Alec, but I'm a flawed person.

Alec: I do know that.

_

Dru: [reading the exorcist]

Dru: [laughs]

_

Matthew: I know you can be "underwhelmed" and you can be "overwhelmed" but...

Matthew: Can you ever just be whelmed?

James: ...

Christopher: I think you can in Bulgaria!

_

James: I think I'm in love with Cordelia.

Grace: Congratulations! You're officially the last one to know.

_

Tessa: James, what are you doing here? Weren't you making spaghetti tacos with Mattew, Christopher, and Thomas?

James: Well, I was.

Tessa: ... was?

James: Well, I- it was just getting hot downstairs because of the fire.

Tessa: THE WHAT?!

(Downstairs the kitchen is completely on fire)

Christoper, looking around while Matthew and Thomas try to put the fire out with olive oil: Oh, this isn't good.

_

Jace: Please shut up.

Simon: Well, since you asked nicely, no.

_

Will: No pain, no gain!

Matthew: But I'm in constant pain and I've lost everything-

_

Matthew: If you'll excuse me, I must attend to my evening affairs.

James: You mean drinking wine and eating gummy bears until you pass out on a chaise?

Cordelia: Or reading Layla and Majnun and crying in the bath because they didn't deserve it?

Lucie: Or shouting your own poetry from your balcony?

Matthew: All three, in that order.

_

Will: What have I told you about comparing Tatiana to the devil?

Lucie: ... that it's offensive to the devil?

_

Jamie: These people are my friends!

Jamie: I've known them for twelve hours!

_

Clary: What are we gonna do?

Simon: Don't worry, you're so small they probably won't see you.

Clary: Simon, is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Simon: Clary, it's never not the time, because just like you, life is short.

_

Matthew, drunk: Always strive to eat the stars.

Lucie, half asleep: Aren't they too hot?

Matthew: Blow on them first, idiot.

_

Cashier: Would you like your check?

Ty: If someone is being murdered right now it would be my alibi, but if someone gets murdered in the store they could pin it on me.

Cashier: Sir?

Ty: I want to speak to a lawyer.

_

Magnus: If you had to choose between Jace and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose.

Alec: Depends. How much money are we talking about?

Jace: Alec????

Magnus: Eleven cents.

Alec: Sold.

Jace: ALEC?!!??!?!

_

Alastair: Cursing is for those who have a limited vocabulary.

Matthew: You are an audacious, ideologically unsound, captious, presumptuous, motherfucker.

_

Clary: Hey, uh, maybe we need Simon's help with this one?

Jace: I would literally rather die.

_

Cristina: Name a way to be nice to people.

Kieran: Don't stab them.

Cristina: ...

Cristina: Setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it.

_

Tessa: Where have you been?

Will: Emotional hell.

_

Kit: I made you all of you into Sims, look.

Jace: Where are you?

Kit: I'm in the grave in the backyard.

Jace:

Clary:

Jace: Put me there to.

Clary: Oh my god-

_

Emma: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I forgot something.

Zara: You forgot me in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.

Emma: I did that on purpose, try again.

_

Matthew: Will, did you know "thot" means "thoughtful person."

Will: Really? I did not know this modern slang.

(later)

Will: Thank you for helping me with the stables, Tessa, you're such a thot.

Tessa, wheezing: I'm a WHAT?

_

Julian: [choking]

Kit: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Dru: Just flip your phone upside down and use the 6.

Julian, stopping his choking for a second: What the fu-

_

Emma, getting in the front seat: Alright, is everyone ready to go?

The Blackthorns: Yep!

Emma: Okay, let's go.

(looks into the mirror to see Zara running after the van)

Emma: [whispers to herself] Goodbye you little shit.

_

Cordelia: What the hell is going on??

Matthew: Oh, great, you heard my cry for help.

Cordelia: You mean your girly scream?

Matthew: I MEAN MY CRY FOR HELP

_

James: The risk I took was calculated.

James: But holy shit am I bad at math.

_

Izzy and Magnus: [getting arrested at a protest]

Cop: Fake ID's, fake credit card. Got anything on you that's real?

Izzy: My tits.

Magnus: My ass.

_

[in a group chat]

Dru: Adding "lmao" does not hide your pain.

Kit: Yeah it does lmao.

_

Matthew: Excuse me, who made James the boss of the group.

Christopher: You did.

Thomas: You said, "James should be the boss".

Lucie: And then you said, "lets vote," and it was unanimous.

Cordelia: And then you made him a plaque that says, "Boss Of Us".

Anna: And put little sparkles all over it.

Matthew: ... All valid points.

_

Matthew: And once again, James and Matthew save the day.

Lucie: You didn't do anything.

Thomas: It was all James.

Matthew: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

_

Jem: I am not "too nice"!

Will: Jem, you apologized-

Jem: I have manners!

Will: -to the waiter who spilled soup on your lap.

_

Kit: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Kit: [punches a wall]

Kit: Take me to the hospital.

_

Julian: People ask me how I handle the rest of my family so easily.

Julian: The truth is, I don't.

Julian: I have no control over them.

Julian: I walked into the house today and Mark shot me in the neck with a nerf gun.

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(At a New Years Eve party)

Alec, to the TMI gang: I would like to make a toast!

Alec, raising his glass: I cannot believe we have gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Alec: Cheers!

#tmi #tda #tid #tlh #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the dark artifices #the last hours #kit herondale #matthew fairchild #mathew fairchild #james herondale #jace herondale #will herondale #jem carstairs #alec lightwood #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #lucie herondale #cordelia carstairs #grace blackthorn #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #cristina rosales #jamie rosales #magnus bane #clary fairchild #tessa herondale #alastair carstairs #isabelle lightwood

[t-lane-writes]

WIP meme

I was tagged by @emma-arthur  Thanks! Why would you think it wouldn’t work for me? Do you think I don’t have WIPs? ;)  (well, I might not have done it, but as I have a day off today, I’m very happy to play)

rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Ask your followers to send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and interests them and then post a little snippet of it or tell something about it!

It will be in three batches (also I don’t really have files in the WIP catalogue, I have catalogues with tons of files in them and, well, everything is WIP, pretty much):

Original WIPs

The Specters

Crystal Spring Valley

Ananke

Sentira 1 (Agnes and Zeki)

Sentira 2 (Leto, Imani and Nino)

Black Wings

Admundir

Choices and Chances

Roswell New Mexico (aka fics that I didn’t completely give up on, if the show takes a turn for the better I may return to them. maybe)

Alaska AU

You’re the Storm that I Believe in

Your Breath Next to My Soul

911 LoneStar (aka fics that I will most likely return to once season 2 starts airing (if it doesn’t disappoint))

This Unreachable Sunrise

The Trip

Five Times Fic

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So, if anyone wants to ask, feel free to do so. :) Here about the original work and here would be prefered for the fics. :)

Tagging: @quilloftheclouds, @kosmosian-quills, @highlycosmic, @teaflint, @brb-im-writing, @pertinax--loculos, @mjmnorwood, @lire-casander and @hithelleth

#writing meme #wip

[lire-casander]

Quarantine Ask Meme

tagged by the ever amazing @mander3-swish​ (thanks for the distraction!)

Questions:

1. how has your day been?

2. what is the last thing that made you smile?

3. what’s keeping you entertained these days?

4. if you are in some kind of quarantine/self isolation: is there anything you’d like to achieve in this time?

5. post a selfie! (if you’re comfortable with that)

6. last but not least: send this to some mutuals to keep the game going

Answers:

1. So far, so good! Not too stressful because there’s really not much to do in an office where no one ever comes to work these days, so I spend my days working the little I can and writing/editing.

2. An ask by @andrea-lyn​. It’s been a difficult time around here, and hearing that someone thinks what I write is good just warms my heart. Thank you again for that, love!

3. TV shows. I’m up to date with 911, RNM and Schitt’s Creek. I need to watch Outlander’s episode for last night. Currently watching Station 19, S2. Let’s see how that goes!

4. I’m in a weird situation. Spain is under lockdown, but my corrent job is considered essential so I have to go to the office. But on weekends I stay at home, and during my time there without being able to go out I’d love to write more. Sadly, inspiration doesn’t work like that. But I’m trying.

5. A pic I took of myself last week. It’s a bit of cheating, because you can’t really see my face, but still.

6. Who to tag, who to tag... @spaceskam​ @gra-sonas​ @bellakitse​ @insidious-intent​ @emma-arthur​ @acomebackstory​ @cosmiceverafter​ @chamblerstara​ @eveningspirit​ @fiona-glenanne-westen​ & everyone else who wants to do this!

#meme #lire babbling #mander3-swish #tagged #quarantine ask meme

[conn-tinuity]

Daniel, about to skateboard down an escalator: Hey, it’s Dan the meme man. You know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

Maria Phillips: If you go down that escalator, I’m going to call the police.

(They stare at each other for an intense few seconds. Daniel hops on the skateboard and races down the escalator, landing with a crash at the bottom. Maria goes after him, dialing 911)

Emma: GO!!! GO, GO, DANIEL, GO!!!

(Daniel grabs the skateboard and books it, Maria running behind him)

#dbh #detroit become human #daniel #source: youtube

[thegossiptube-blog1]

SCHOOL SHOOTING GAME ACTIVE SHOOTER APPEARS ON STEAM, DRAWS WIDESPREAD CONDEMNATION

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