#feel free to add your own!

[columbo-of-narnia]

Some of my favorite joshua Bassett pics

#joshua bassett #when will my husband return from the war #the last one makes me feel feral? #dunno why #feel free to add your own!

[acheemient]

Kisses I want between Crowley and Aziraphale in Season 3:

1. When they see each other again for the first time since the end of Season 2, Aziraphale just plants one on Crowley, Doctor Who/Rose Tyler style:

2. Mid-battle, Aziraphale and Crowley fighting back to back and we get one like this:

3. After kissing, Crowley throws out a cheeky, "Wait a minute. Angels don't kiss like that." And Aziraphale responds with, "Oh, yes, they fucking do."

I will take any or all of the above, please and thank you.

#feel free to add your own! #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #doctor who #credit to the creators #gifs not made by me #this might be dumb #not sure #***

[gointothevvater]

Things MTL fanartists do that I love:

Drawing Pickles with freckles 🖤

Keeping Nathan's body soft 🖤

Giving Charles graying hair 🖤

#feel free to add your own! #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #charles offdensen #metalocalypse #my mtl

[enbydemirainbowbigfoot]

headbonking you (favorite media)

#netflix hilda #Winnie-the-Pooh #the Smurfs #trolls #ducktales #super giant robot brothers #bh6 the series #feel free to add your own!

[vanathema]

Was talking with a friend about the perceived impossibility of writing a murder mystery in D&D/Forgotten Realms (where both resurrection or the summoning of a deceased spirit are possible in universe), which feels kinda like saying you can't have narrative tension involving illness or injury in a setting with modern medicine. So I started making a list of options where resurrection doesn't automatically solve the case, or only raises more questions:

The murder victim did not see the culprit before they died (eg. poison, drugs, attacked from behind, attacked at range, death by magic)

The murder victim saw the culprit, but they were disguised or were hired assassins

The murder victim saw the culprit, but mistook them for someone else

The murder victim won't testify, because to do so would also confess something else they were doing at time of death

Neither the investigator nor the family of the deceased can afford to pay for a resurrection, or there is no cleric available to call the spirit

The culprit (who, after all, lives in a setting with resurrection) has threatened/paid off the local clerics into noncompliance

The culprit has hidden or destroyed the corpse in a way that prevents a resurrection

The cleric is an accessory to the murder and they sabotage the resurrection/spirit-calling

The deceased was so hated that nobody will agree to resurrect them

The culprit is too powerful or influential, where even testimony from a ghost isn't enough

The murder victim has the setting-equivalent of "do not resuscitate" (this is already functionally in D&D, the deceased has to want to come back for the spell to work)

There is a limited time factor in the investigation (eg. the prime suspect is going to flee the country) and there's no time to do a resurrection

The murder victim knows who the culprit is, but they want to defend the culprit even after being killed

The murder victim knows who the culprit is, but the culprit has threatened the safety of their friends and family, and is keeping quiet to protect them

The murder victim knows who the culprit is, and has a more elaborate revenge in mind, and doesn't want the investigator to interfere

The victim, upon being resurrected, mysteriously fled before they could be questioned

The body at the crime scene was swapped with another cadaver for some reason, meaning the person they resurrect is the wrong person

The culprit killed a large number of people in a bewildering way, and there's no time or money to resurrect more than one person, meaning the investigator has to deduce which of the deceased has the best chance of knowing the most information

Someone else has acted first, and bound the spirit of the deceased in some way that prevents a cleric from calling them up

They attempt to contact the spirit but get no response, indicating the death was faked and the victim is alive

They attempt to contact the spirit, and the entity that answers the call is not what they expect

They contact the spirit and get the culprit's identity, but it turns out that they killed the victim in self-defense (eg. any of the thousands of reasons that a murder might end up being manslaughter/self-defense/etc)

The inheritance of the deceased is extremely legally complicated, and there is incentive from their beneficiaries that a resurrection does not occur

The moment a person dies, they are no longer recognized as a legal citizen, and cannot testify in court

#this started getting a bit ace attorney in the end but i stand by it #feel free to add your own!

[echoes-lighthouse]

Gothic Damsel dressup game!

Featuring: A very accurate version of my Magnus Archives s/i, and some non-accurate but fun takes on my Nightmare Before Christmas and Critical Role s/is!

#feel free to add your own! #my s/is #eye echo #picrew #(not really but i mostly use picrew for dress up games) #self inserts

[coughdontfeelwellcough]

Hi guys, I thought it would be fun to share some fun facts about myself as I realised you know literally nothing about me:

I’m Em, I’m 25, my pronouns are she/her.

I’m British, I grew up in London but now live in the country.

My favourite tv show of all time is Doc/tor Wh/o

I got married last year!

I like building Lego

I’ve never learnt to drive

I love to read, especially Murder mysteries!!

My favourite colour is yellow, as is half my wardrobe!

I’m 5’8 and I have the hardest time finding trousers that are long enough!

I’m a Leo ♌️

#so that’s me #feel free to add your own! #thought it’d be fun to get to know me a little #em rambles

[littlefoxgw2]

emotes i desperately want but should never be given:

/sneakupandscare @

/thumbsdown @

/flirty

/bonkonthenoggin @

/groundopensupandswallowsmewhole

#feel free to add your own! #skyscale rambles #gw2 #guild wars 2

[monster-time]

List of baby names

Breadcrumb

#feel free to add your own!

[maria-de-salinas]

A rustle of sheets and whoever it was sprang up in bed.

Petunia rolled over and pushed herself up, bracing herself for danger, only slowly taking in the dim blue-grey room, white-walled with dark wooden beams, an old-fashioned high-backed armchair faintly red in the dying fire, the figure sitting next to her--stringy hair, long nose, wicked scheming eyes that were two steps ahead of everyone else.

"You!"

A shocked rustle of the blanket, and the Severus sat with one leg off the bed and stared at her, mortified as if she'd been a jar of centipedes that someone had dumped on him.  "What are you doing here?"

"Didn't you know? I drove seven hours in a snowstorm with two toddlers just to annoy you."

#trying to finish this one for the last week of the snolidays #we'll see if that happens #feel free to add your own!

[vamptits]

Evilest way to listen to mcr vote now on your phones:

Every album in order but songs shuffled

Longest song to shortest song

Least to most words

Alphabetical order

#feel free to add your own! #mcr #my chemical romance #pulling out the drafts today cause im.bored #im gonna make all these playlists i need 2 keep it fresh

[aggressionbread]

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

#feel free to add your own but they have to have a vibe similar to 'scrunkly' or 'chungus' #they gotta sound like those memes where they call sponge bob spunch bop or bunch pops

[improbablecarny]

collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media

#this is just a small selection feel free to add your own :)

[solidwater05]

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

#muted #memory issues #adhd #actually adhd #dissociative amnesia #amnesia #memory loss #dissociative identity disorder #what other things cause memory issues #ptsd #i can't think of anything else #reminder #positivity #neurodivergent #neurodivergent positivity #memory problems #ice speaks #i tried to include as many experiences as i could think of #but out of everything i tagged i only have adhd so i probably missed a lot of stuff #so feel free to add your own experiences! #brought to you by... uh ironically i can't remember what prompted me to write this #something my mom said. i don't remember what it was tho

[daisynik7]

my type

tired men who need a fucking break/sleep:

injured men who need a fucking vacation/retirement:

#doing another one of these bc it's fun :) #feel free to add your own #nikki's nonsense #aizawa #choso #detective tsukauchi #kishibe #levi #nanami

[tgirlwithreverb]

I saw that post about what to do if you're homeless again (the one that starts by telling you to spend all of your money on motel rooms lmao) anyway, here's a few thoughts, specifically for trans girls, cuz I don't really care otherwise tbh:

1) plan ahead, most trans girls are in precarious housing situations, you will have a much easier time when it falls apart if you already have a pack with most of the gear you need in it. Also, if you find yourself in a situation where you cant make rent, dont pay part of it, spend that money on gear, pocket the rest and leave, youll have a much nicer time. Look up your local eviction laws, you have plenty of time. (Gear list at the end)

2) travel! If you're in Arizona in May, leave. it's about to be hot as hell. If you're in Michigan in October, leave. It's about to be cold as hell. If you're in a big city, leave. It's way easier to be homeless pretty much anywhere else. Amtrak is cheaper and more comfortable than greyhound, hitchhiking is free and easy, if you're alone it's not that much slower than the previous two, and it's more fun, and sometimes people buy you food or whatever or give you money. I promise it's not scary and you're entirely capable of doing it, no matter who you are. 95+% of people who will pick you up are very nice. All you have to do is take the bus out of town, as far down the highway you can, to an exit with a truck stop if possible, then just stand on the side of the road with your thumb out until someone picks you up. You can stand at the bottom of the ramp(on the highway) near where the merge lane ends or at the top of the ramp(where there's usually a traffic light), the former is more likely to lead to cop interactions but will maybe get you a ride faster, check on hitchwiki for how the cops are in the area. don't be afraid to take a commuter bus or Amtrak to get out of a shitty cop area

3) skip shelters if you can (they are very occasionally a decent place to get stuff from) and encampments, good places to sleep include the trees near railroad tracks or highways, wooded areas behind shopping centers, sections of parks without paths, overgrown empty lots. Hang a tarp above you if there's an appreciable chance of rain, there's tons of YouTube tutorials on how to do this, maybe I'll make a post about what I usually do some day. There are many habits more fun than motel rooms, save your money for them lmao.

4) get on food stamps. This is easier in some places than others, but it makes the whole thing a lot easier. Just tell them you're homeless, if they don't give you a card the same day, you can probably ask to pick it up from that office, alternatively some drop in centers/day shelters can receive mail for you, or you can have it sent to general delivery(USPS service, look it up)

7) libraries are great for charging your phone and using wifi, but also keep an eye out, plenty of random outlets on the outsides of buildings are also powered

5) dumpster. sidewalk trash cans, Aldi, Einstein's, trader Joe's, pizza places, etc. You need to develop a bit of a sense for it but it's an easy way to get cooked food or travelling food or expensive food without spending resources. Also it's fun.

6) water is free, go into the bathroom of any gas station or grocery store in America(offer not valid in most big cities or on the west coast, but in that case just go to the library) and fill up your water bottle

8) hygiene notes: truckers get free showers from chain truck stops(loves, pilot/flying j) go there and ask them. convenient if you're hitchhiking, also you don't need to shower 3 times a day, really, you'll survive. Ditto with deodorant. Take care of your teeth though. Take your socks off every. day. Change them consistently. Safety razors give a good shave, work well without adequate water pressure, and the replacement blades are very stealable, they're kind of heavy though. Walmart makes these electric razors for women that take AA batteries and are pretty light but give a worse shave, also they kinda go through batteries, pick whatever works for you(cartridge razors suck)

9) traveling food notes: peanut butter is great, tortillas and bagels travel pretty well, tuna packets are pretty good protein for traveling(the ones with rice and beans or whatever are nice since theyre often the same price as the regular), condiment packets are free, hot sauce makes everything better, and mayo goes well with tuna and has a bunch of calories in it, salad dressing packets are free from truck stops and work well turning the Walmart shredded vegetable packages (labeled for making into slaw, next to the bagged salads) into a salad with real vegetables(not iceberg lettuce) in it or mixing in with tuna packets for even more calories than mayo

Gear world:

Necessary items(in order of importance): a gallon of water carrying capacity(an Arizona jug or other twist top jug is conventional, but a bladder+arizona bottles also works), a tarp(larger than 6'x9', not brightly colored), a hank of parachord, a sleeping bag (20° rated, synthetic insulation), a backpack with a padded hip belt(at least 50L, no more than 75), rain gear(a rain poncho might cover your pack too, a rain jacket can help with wind when its cold, a trash bag inside or outside your pack can keep it dry, a plan to watch the weather and not get caught also works), a z-fold foam sleeping pad, three pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear (at least one pair of boxer breifs strongly recommended if you arent incredibly skinny), a decent pair of shoes with good arch support, a functional jacket(skip if you got a rain jacket before), a base layer(wool or poly, absolutely no cotton)

Convenient items: a sleeping bag liner(cotton free, keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer), gallon zip locks to pack your stuff in(helps keep it dry and organized), no more than one change of clothes(as light as possible), a multi-tool(can opener, pliers, wire cutter), lighter(burning rope ends etc), spoon, floss and needles for patching

#anyway #not all encompassing or whatever #feel free to add your own tips but ill make fun of you if theyre stupid