#five days too late

[oqal]

Imagine, seeing as the twins were suppose to be born sometime in summer

They’d be born on twin day

imagine if the twin towers fell on twin day

#asks #five days too late #im sorry guys im doing it again you know i can’t pass up a 9/11 joke

[chipistrate]

Day 19: Period-Accurate Outfit

Wasn't really feeling this one so I just doodled Charlie and Elizabeth in some cute 80s clothes I found on pinterest<3

Bonus scrapped sketch for this prompt that I just couldn't get to look right;

Not ship art btw- realized it kinda looked like that after "finishing" the sketch but I promise it's not lmao Charlie just likes grabbing peoples arms when she's standing/walking near them

#my art #chipillustrates #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf charlie #fnaf elizabeth #fnaf charlie emily #fnaf elizabeth afton #fnaf charlotte emily #fnaf charlotte #miiilowo fnaftober #fnaftober #fnaftober 2023 #looking back I think I realize what the problem was in the Cassidy and Charlie piece but oh well- too late now #also yeah I know this is a completely different Charlie design from my day 14 prompt- #this is my main Charlie design #I just wanted to draw a new one for that piece for funnsies #might use that one again some time though- she's very cute<3

[whowantsnachos]

i miss tony stark :(

#been thinking about him lately #i miss him :( #civil war was on over the weekend #he was in a dream i had too #ah the good ol’ days when the mcu was good #it’s been five years since he was last alive #i hate that :( #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #iron man #the avengers #robert downey jr

[thatbitchmabel]

Late Nights at the CBI

#the mentalist #jisbon #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #jane x lisbon #Lisbon x Jane #Jisbon art #Jisbon fanart #the mentalist fanart #The mentalist art #tmsource #mabel’s bitching art #OTP: if I was dying I’d want to call you #simon baker #robin tunney #i like to think this is somewhere around season five ish #Lisbon’s all dressed up for some cbi event or a date that doesn’t go too well #And then she goes back to the cbi and Jane’s on his couch like always and they just sit together #Late into the night #And just talk and sit there with each other because. They love being with each other #Both letting themselves being a bit undone clothes wise but also in terms of the masks they put on every day

[way2gosuperrstarr]

im the most annoying person on earth w sharing wips but im just !!!!!!! really happy w this one so far !!!!!!!! so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heres the wip !!!!! this is cleanup sketch pass 2!!!!!! (first iteration was my scribble mess, then i did cleanup 1, and this is cleanup 2! hoping to start lineart soon! i wanna attempt figuring out csp's vector layers.....)

#salmon scribbles #im feeling joy in my creative process again!!! this got me to wake up this morning not wanting to be dead!!! #joyous day! #i stayed up super late last night sketching this too(my previous passes before this one) #i just wanna be annoying for a sec and share the wip #so here it is! #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #moon fnaf #sun fnaf #dca fandom #five nights at freddy's security breach #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #sundrop x y/n #moondrop x y/n

[evilkitten3]

naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads

so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"

he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said

suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team

#naruto #team seven #orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches #kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny #nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho #also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract #kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one #which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf'' #obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off #the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late #orochimaru keeps her updated tho #every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing #''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait'' #she hopes he dies #oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya #unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads #so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day #they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad #meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon #they don't. they don't really get the treason thing #team hebi/taka still forms ofc #it's an absolute disaster #sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him #like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot! #he comes back later ofc #there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him #sasuke: ok have fun #sakura: we're going too #sasuke: fuck #orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3

[hardly-an-escape]

skin | surprise | "You want me and you know it." • 794 words • Smurch fill list

tags: human AU, coffeeshop AU, storage room blowjobs, right in front of the scones, the pining is mutual they're just idiots

“A crop top, Hob? Really?”

“It’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up.”

Morpheus dumped a bag of beans into the industrial grinder and hit the button, wincing at the noise. He hated opening. He was emphatically not a morning person.

His coworker Hob, on the other hand, was both a morning person and a seemingly incurable optimist. He loved his job, loved their customers, loved trying new things. Including, apparently, very fashion-forward clothing choices for six o’clock in the morning on a cloudy Tuesday.

Morpheus did not like customers, or small talk, or new things, or much of anything about his job aside from dialing in the espresso machine and baking scones. Coffee and baking were predictable. Reliable. There were rules, and if you followed the rules, good things resulted. He appreciated that.

And he appreciated Hob. He appreciated his coworker quite a lot, in fact; perhaps more than was reasonable for a professional setting. He especially appreciated the extra skin on display as Hob stood on tiptoe, his colorful cropped T-shirt riding up as he stretched high to write the special of the day on the chalkboard.

“I am merely pointing out,” Morpheus said, shutting off the grinder, “that it may not be the most appropriate choice for work.”

“Uh huh. And I am merely pointing out,” said Hob over his shoulder, “that you want me and you know it.”

“I think you – what?” Morpheus’s mouth snapped shut as Hob’s actual words registered.

“You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.”

He turned to face Morpheus and leaned against the counter. The space they were inhabiting, between the espresso machine and the cash register, suddenly felt very small.

Morpheus opened his mouth to protest. Nothing came out. He closed it again.

“And… if I said…” he licked his lips nervously and Hob’s eyes darted down to catch the movement. “If I said you… weren’t wrong?”

Hob pushed himself off the counter and took a step toward him.

“Then I’d probably say…” His voice was low and teasing and sent a thrill down Morpheus’s back. “I’d say there’s a big, mostly empty storage room downstairs. And I’d say that the front door is still locked and we don’t actually open for another twenty five minutes.” He took another step, until they were standing practically toe to toe. “And then I’d ask if I could kiss you.”

Morpheus answered by leaning forward, grabbing a handful of the shirt that had apparently started all this, and pressing his mouth to Hob’s. The kiss was fierce and messy and weeks of longing and not-so-thoroughly tamped-down arousal bubbled under his skin like hot coffee.

Five minutes later they were in the downstairs storage room, and Morpheus’s cock was so deep down Hob’s throat that he thought he might die.

“Why – didn’t you say something – sooner?” he gasped, then immediately regretted the question when Hob pulled off him to answer. His eyes were a little glassy and a thin strand of drool connected his bottom lip to the tip of Morpheus’s prick, which a distant semi-functional part of Morpheus’s brain filed away as the hottest thing he’d ever seen.

“Why didn’t you?” asked Hob hoarsely. “I know you’ve been staring at my arse since Easter at least. I thought I was being pretty damn flirty.”

“I…” Morpheus didn’t know what to say. I’m shy and awkward and everything makes me uncomfortable while you seem to swim through life with the grace of an otter was probably too much. I didn’t think you were flirting with me because you kind of flirt with everybody, likewise. How am I supposed to have a conversation or open the shop in eighteen minutes when all I can think about is the sight of your lips around my cock and all I want to do is come in your mouth and drag you down with me and smell of you for days was a serious contender. “I don’t know.”

His hips twitched forward of their own accord and Hob smiled with those glossy, spit-wet lips.

“Well,” he said, and leaned back in, dragging a deliberate tongue slowly along the hard, needy length of Morpheus’s prick, a wide swipe from root to tip that drew a surprised and whimpering fuck from his mouth. “Why don’t you think about that for a minute while I’m down here?”

Then he sucked him all the way back down and Morpheus couldn’t think about anything for quite a long while.

There was an angry comment on the shop’s Facebook page later that day, all about how they’d been half an hour late to open that morning, with no note left on the door or anything. But neither Morpheus nor Hob could bring themselves to care.

#*arrives a day late with starbucks and one last smurch fill* #don't fuck at work kids it's unhygienic and generally a bad idea #my writing #smurch #dreamling #I fell asleep on the couch last night without actually posting this and then was busy all day today but here ya go!!! #probably not gonna do smapril because I just have too much on my plate already #but I said that about smurch too and ended up with five ficlets and a dreamling bingo fill and two more wips #so who the fuck knows! I'm an unpredictable little scamp!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

do you ever just sit there thinking about your favorite ocs while violently shaking. god. clenches fist. They're So.

#every time a song from their Joint Playlist comes on i go fucking feral #the betrayal the refusal to Let Go the haunting the persisting love the renunciation the resentment the abandonment the resignation #the overwhelming desire to do good vs the fear of admitting you were wrong vs the two people you love most tearing each other apart #AGHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SUDDENLY DEEP IN THE ORIGINAL SAUCE #five seconds i was Normal. scribbling welcome home #then One Of The Songs Came On and now im losing my fucking marbles #perceived betrayals leading to real betrayals.... #going too far and now its too late you're Committed you cant go back #he came to you thinking he could make you understand and you could work together to make things Better #and instead you ripped his heart out and left it bleeding on the floor for everyone to see #THEY MAKE ME MORE INSANE THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING #absolutely unprompted #the oc Unwellness comes and goes in waves but its the only true constant obsession with my life #god those three... my dearest darling Trio.... how old are they turning this year? #is it year eight of having them? year nine? #one of the two is for sure how long ive had My Specialest Boy Light Of My Life The Reason I Am Still Alive #the other two came after... maybe only mere months after but he was the first and he is just. i love him so fucking much #he is so so personal to me. he has a permanent place carved out in my chest #he sleeps on my ribs <3 #the other day i was reminiscing about his development over the years. his changes his different Versions #and fuck... he's really changed with me huh?? #his past selves are echoes of my own self over the years #like he is Very different from me but at the same time. i created him with little pieces of myself sewn in #we hold the same views the same beliefs. im not him and hes not me but we're Kindred yk yk #i think i need to go listen to his playlist.... how long is it now... let me check... 15 hours 13 mins... 228 songs... #my gay 5'2 powerhouse of a guy. him <3 #maybe 'them' too he's played fast and loose with gender over the years. holy shit wait #his development echoes mine... i characterized him as 'fucks with gender norms' long before i realized my own gender fuckery #god damn. i love him even more now. i didnt think that was possible. im going to cry. hes so important to me #he has been with me through my worst years... and will be with me through all the hard times to come <3

[wuntrum]

pacing back and forth like a worried loved one outside of a hospital room except its me looking at my 200 book order whose status hasn't changed since thursday

#personal #im like SO sure its fine but i just wanna knowww #it says it was sent to production but that update came five days ago 😢 #i get its a bigger order but still. i worry #its literally gonna be fine though. i trust the company #i think theyre gonna come in too late to participate in a local thing though 😔

[account-name]

i think phone guy blames himself a lot for what happened to his son, poor guy :(

#phone was working the day his son was murdered and he didn't even notice until it was too late #oopsies i guess #but it's ok because he can pretend everything is fine :) #until he can't #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's fanart #phone guy #aacart

[impatentpending]

I would like it to be known that my 3 year long dream has come true and I got Powerless printed as a book.

When I first read Powerless, I was a cis, ablebodied, neurotypical lesbian, and it made me question the world around me.

As a gay, trans, disabled, autistic man, your story means even more to me than it did 3 years ago.

Thank you for your words. They’ve changed my life.

(the art is from @erstwhilesky)

Oh my gosh, I cannot tell you the absolute wave of emotions that hit me when I read this. I am beyond moved that this story means enough to you to get a physical copy three years after you first encountered it, and a whole five years after I finished it! Powerless is the first story I ever wrote, and knowing this venty little world that my sixteen year old self created is still important to other people too makes it feel like I'm not there alone. New Psyche and everyone in it is still there for us, and always will be.

I'm so proud of you for growing into yourself, and I hope that, in whatever way you continue to flourish, this world I created for us and everyone like us will let you know that you always have somewhere you belong.

#asks #powerless #powerless art #this is also making me much more inspired to keep working on the ACTUAL manuscript i have been fiddling with for these past five years #hopefully one day you'll have the published edition as well :) #in my fantasy where i one day do book signings #bring this copy too #44cowboycryptid44 #also rip sorry for answering late im never on tumblr anymore

[theworldisabrokenbonebutitishome]

Yeah, we know we shine, born out of a fire And we're burning through, through...

Oil & Water - Pvris

#tdj #the devil judge #the devil judge edit #twabbbiih's edit #kim ga on #kang yo han #kim gaon #kang yohan #gahan #Me at 6.55am: should this be from kyh's perspective?! too late now #This song has been out for *checks notes* 5 days and I've spent those five days thinking about this #once again i drag pvris into things #get you a friend who will help you decide between pics for a silly little edit first thing in the morning with no question #😘 #Gosh the difficulty of choosing which scene to go with for kyh pushing kgo too much too soon tho #I was going to be really literal for the arms wide open one but it looked shit so here we are

[clowningaroundmars]

hey. hey did yall notice smthn interesting about the kane dogs in the show and the mechanical hounds in fahrenheit 451? :)

especially the energy boosted kane dog? especially especially bc it grew an extra set of legs?

ya wanna know what else is interesting?

:)

#motorcity #mine #isnt that just fascinating #ofc im not pointing out anything new wrt mike and his past #we already know kane used him to... enforce deluxes interests on motorcity #and the writers even hinted that mike leading the demo crew That Fateful Day wasnt the only time he'd ever been down in mc #we could get into what mike did in mc exactly that has him feelin so guilty. we could speculate for hours even #however this post is about dystopias and dystopian media borrowing themes from each other #in order to teach each generation about dystopian fascist topics #and to see this in a kids show too :') wow #the writers did a fantastic job of weaving this particular character into this show #bc i deadass did not pick up on this until a yt vid i was watching one day mentioned mechanical hounds i think #idk but since bradburys novel is kinda trending again lately im sure it was smthn that brought it up to my attention #but yeah wow #high fives @ the writers for this thread being woven into a kids show about racing cars and beating dictators #from a novel in the 1950s nonetheless LOL

[surreal-duck]

art summary for this year o7 (template from here!!)

#duck rants about something #i havent drawn too much this year overall tbh hard enough rounding these up wkjwjkjksdghsd #though again i have . drawn mdyz an embarrassing amount dont look at me #sure have been having a kick w pink lately huh #didnt rly improve much and its kind of bumming me out but oh well guess ill just have to keep going next year then #just had the worst week of my life these past five days also my eyes r still a bit swollen and red but well. this too shall pass

[bookshelf-in-progress]

How many times do I have to learn the lesson that I should start the story when the story starts instead of trying to tack on introductory worldbuilding?

Seriously. My instincts about when to start the story are almost never wrong. But I always assume the first scene in my imagination requires set-up that people outside of my imagination don't have. So I tack on an intro to set the mood and to set up the plot and characters and world. And it's boring. When I should have just started where I wanted to start so I could weave explanations into a scene where things are actually happening.

#adventures in writing #i decided to tackle that goose girl retelling i came up with earlier this summer #(the one that was supposed to be a simple short version of a fairy tale) #(but i got too attached to it and became paralyzed by the need to do it right) #it turned out that one big hurdle was the lack of names #so i finally just picked some and went with it #and then when it came to starting the story i thought that i needed to show how the mc feels lost and ashamed by her fall #and explain that she had a talking horse and it's dead now and all that complicated stuff #and then i remembered writing 'a day late' where i made sure the story started with the character *doing* something #which is a decent lesson but it wasn't quite enough here #the really important lesson i should have learned from 'a day late' is that you shouldn't start the story too early #i had tried a meandering scene of beatrice arriving at the castle and it was boring #and i solved the problem by starting partway through her frantic search #and then wove in the explanations about her situation #which is exactly what needs to happen with this goose girl story #i just need to start with her doing something and then weave in all the exposition bit by bit #start where i'd initially wanted to start and let the readers figure out all the backstory as i slowly reveal it #i feel like i've repeated myself five times so i'll stop talking now

[usareiis]

Twitter getting obsessed with conspiracy theories about where redacted is makes me feel so fucking terrible when there is so much worse going on that people are literally begging you to pay attention to but instead you want to focus on scenarios you made up in your head and play true crime detective

#i saw five hundred women tweeting things like i am going to sound soo crazy at work talking about this 🤣🤣 #you need to get the fuck off of twitter number one #ik i sound like i am on twitter too much but i genuinely have just been clicking on what's trending these past few days i have been sick #and its like yes the royal family sucks for five thousand reasons but there are actual atrocities happening right in front of our eyes #that are not a fucking mystery and you guys would rather think of literally anything else #based off of nothing. like i have been a billion tweets the past few days confidently listing off scenarios they know have happened to her #like yay you're so true crime you figured it out and its not even like these people care about women's well being either bc i saw all... #...kinds of nasty shit said about her when she said she was sick in the first place and all kinds of bad comments about how sick pregnancy. #...makes her feel so obviously on the most basic level you don't care about women to act like you now have a narrative from a true crime... #...podcast to project to someone. like you guys will get so distracted by anything #don't get me started on the oscars #everything feels so fucking bleak lately i also don't know how stuff like the election doesn't make everyone feel like they're losing it #like yeah the guy in the movie that's supposed to be about being a girl sang a little song does no one realize how all they're talking... #...about is the guy yet #wait no they're more worried about a bad photoshop than the massive amount of pictures of dead people my bad