#fk the rules

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 268

Fright Knight sighs, running a clawed hand through his hair in an attempt to stop the flames from flickering into being. It had been far too long since he had taken a human-ish form. His human-ish form. Ugh. He didn’t exactly care for his human form after so long as a ghost, but needs must he supposed. 

Especially with the whole, we’re going to punch a backdoor into the literal daycare part of the Infinite Realms and be surprised when literal toddlers go exploring. 

Well, at least it got him off of guard duty for a bit, which was relieving. Not that he didn’t love the darkness, but it got boring in the shadow of his sword for literal centuries with nothing else happening. He was a warrior for Realm’s sake! Borderline an Ancient in both power and age! He wasn’t meant to stay so still for so long. 

So while ghostling wrangling wasn’t exactly in his area of expertise, he could definitely gather them back up to the Realms. And deal with the curs who had decided to attack literal babies. 

The Daycare area was already understaffed due to just how large it was, and the one in charge of this section had practically sobbed to the Council (In another world they would have been put on hold for a century in line for their concerns, and then more once a Sarcophagus was opened, but they had told the other ghosts in distress, causing others to let them go up in said line) how they were almost certain they had felt at least one core form Outside the realms thanks to the breach. 

Which had understandably put everyone at an uproar. 

So here he was slipping between shadows to do reconnaissance and take stock of if any Ghostlings had left the city. And gently scruffing those he comes across in exasperation because what are you doing, ghostling? Look at the mess, what would your caretaker say? 

#Danny Phantom #Prompts #Fright Knight #Shadow Core Fright Knight #Space Core Danny #Very fae-elf vibes for FK’s human-ish form #POV you’re an Amity Parker & this Tank of a man (being?) appears & grabs the ghost & scolds them like a child #Yes this includes Phantom #FK: Where is your caretaker ghostling? #Phantom (ready to fight & very wrong-footed now): My what #FK: #FK: oh no Sir Yaya was right this ghostling is newly formed- #Ghost Hunters: *Shooting* #FK with an armful of ghostlings: Were it not for the presence of literal infants I would kill you where you stand & #trap you in your worst nightmare for eternity while your body decays around you #Let FK have glowy tattoos i beg of thee #FK returning to the Zone to find another toddler (Vlad) that also formed Outside & also sickly at the Keep: I am going to scream #Accidental Dad Knight #More like the preschool teacher gathering up everyone from a field trip lol #Nightmare has bags on her side to carry the ghostlings in but several won't let go of FK now that they've been shot at again #Kerian “Rian” Fright Knighte: *So close to fighting the humans even with the Rules*

[justcallmesakira]

flashing bsd men then running away

I am not even kidding anon get out. Get the fuck out. Go tell @rusmii to write it :D

#WHY JUST WHYY #DO U NOT RRAD MY MAIN RULES #me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #WHAT DA FK #bungou gay dogs #bsd

[twicethetrouble]

Someone stop me.

My brains trying to come up with an 03 separated au and i already have too much work to do!

But, like, the thought of Donny growing up as Casey's little brother, who Casey is fiercely protective of , is just too good. (plus their neighborhood just being like "This child isn't a turtle creature. What are you talking about? He's clearly just a kid with a skin condition who refuses to take off their backpack for security reasons. Don't be rude." would be hilarious and adorable. gasp! Donny could go to school)

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #random stuff #you can ignore me #yeah my brains going to be chewing on this all day #Leo probably ends up with the Daimyo somehow? #simply b/c him growing up alongside the daimyo's son (does he even have a name?) would be an interesting dynamic #Raph i think ends up being the turtle staying with splinter #(ooh or he could accidentally end up in space) #(idk how but him growing up under triceriton rule would be interesting af) #and i can't decide if Mikey is just chilling with the utroms the whole time being bffs with Leatherhead #or if he grows up in the Foot being Karai's annoying little brother #(im leaning towards the foot b/c Karai with a little brother would be fun) #wait i'm supposed to be writing rn #fk!

[aego-philautia]

chat I’m not gonna fake it wit u, schools got me all the way fucked up

#i must scream #I’m on a strict ‘no Stardew Valley during the week’ rule bc that game will literally suck your time away without trying #I haven’t drawn in two days #TWO DAYS bro I’m losing it #I thought fking math was gonna fuck me up in school but no #ESSAYS. ESSAYS ARE FUCKING ME UP #I’m gonna cryyyyyyy how do bitches do this regularlyyygyt #Fk this I’m just gonna fail idc anymore bro I’m done istg-

[enchanted--realm]

Claire and Owen are one of the sexiest couples to ever exist in the fictional realm.

#just facts #i dont make the rules #clawen #jurassic world dominion #jurassic world #jurassic world fallen kingdom #jw fk #jwd #jwfk #jw

[memovia]

Picks up the anon mask. Throws it at the wall. R!!!! R I LOVE YOU WHAT THE FUCK i love seeing every content you post no matter what muse it is!! You have such a knack for creating lovable and interesting characters. I love reading your hcs!! I love reading your writing!!! I love!!! Everything!!!! I'm always so happy to send you asks and interact with you because I know whatever you come up with will always be an amazing read

anonymously tell me how you feel about me & I can't reply.

#breaks the rules cos fk it #LUNA KJNFAJKFjak I LOVE YOU TOO ;O; #AND THANK YOU FOR LOVING ON ME AND MY EVERYTHING ELSE #CRIES INTO MY HANDS #YOU ARE THE SWEETEST #I love writing with you and talking to you always ;O; sniffles #✧ keepsakes. | for the heart.

[cowsaresushi-coral]

I finally learned how to draw my own god damn chr.

I’ve had this chr since 2016, and then spent the past 3 years reworking him into a design I actually like, and WOW IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU HAVE A FINALIZED DESIGN GOD DAMN IT YOU’RE SUCH A PAIN. He’s overdesigned to hell compared to my many other ones, but it’s somewhat fitting, and I think he looks funny. He looks like what a kid would draw, which, you are correct, and I love him. (He looks nothing like what he did in 2016 bc he got a massive upheaval in 2019-nowish, and he is the most cumbersome design I ever had to work with, but BUH HE’S FINALLY HERE.)

You’ll meet him episode 3. You’ve actually already met him, but his design is a little bit shoddy, and required finesse. I have finessed him, and I’m going to hate myself when I have to go do lineart, but he looks so goooooooood. Actually most of my characters look ever so different because I added more detail and realism bc I am finicky. Everyone looks better. Yippee. I hate lineart so muuuuuuch with these changes, but it’s worth.

#coral yaps #MY BOY #MY BITCH ASS #MY LITTLE BASTARD #he's actually quite large #he looks like a mary sue and he's a bit like one i guess if you think about it #not really but also i don't give a fk about mary sue this or that. if it's fun it's fun my comic my rules i'm making a gigachad bastard man #2022 #delete later

[gerrymike]

Give me 1 chance olai arrow

#fucked up that he’s trapped in a trash ass web comic #Fk the patreon for the weird stuff that was on there but if they did olai rule 34 wait why is my wallet in my hand

[milesofsoup]

"In The Darkest Times, Hope Is Something You Give Yourself. That Is The Meaning Of Inner Strength."

somefin somefin honor being connected to hope somefin somefin they are intertwined and thus for zuko nearly inseparable somefin somefin Just Imagine Zuko Yelling About HOPE NONESTOP

i was doomed(affectionate) from the start how could i not project(in this case the op means 'kin') lOOK at him. *HOPE* DEFINES HIM

#meltedpyro #ok apparently im Using My Blog to post rn #instead of just dumping my inner monologue into discord like i usually do #atla #zuko #am i being unsubtle about my nonsensical zuko/komaeda parallels? #yes. yes i am #do i CARE tho #no. i rest my case no more questions from the prosecution the jury IN they ruled in MY favor i Rest My Case HES HOPEFUL FHSYWKS FK

[kyuureimu]

— Kinda sorta vaguely remembers a snippet of what the fuck he did while under Plasma's control, dies collapses immediately.

#thread commentary #yes there are times kyu kinda got a lil. Angy. did some Regrettable Things. #but in this verse????? ho ho ho i can make him fuckin batshit as i WANT #THIS IS OUR CITY NOW WE GET TO MAKE THE RULES #you wanna force me to have kyu in a cage the entire length of the game??? nah fam fk u HES PART OF IT #[ ɪᴄᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ] :: crack.

[jinjeriffic]

DC x DP prompt/ficlet

Throwing my hat in the ring with this idea that has been doing the zoomies in my brain for days. The Tim/Danny Accidental Ghost Marriage to Fake Dating to Friends to Lovers AU:

Pariah Dark was a piece of shit. Before his imprisonment, mortals would sometimes manage to bargain with the Ghost King for scraps of power. One of the "standard" deals was to send PD a "Bride" to play with and feed on (because I HC he feeds on fear and pain) and what better way than a little mortal battery that couldn't get away from him? The deal was sealed with a cursed amulet. Now in one instance, the contract was never fulfilled (maybe the petitioner died before he could complete his half) and the amulet was lost. After Pariah was imprisoned and couldn't make deals anymore the knowledge of the rituals needed was gradually forgotten since they didn't work anymore...

Eventually the amulet gets dug up by archeologists (maybe in Egypt or Mesopotamia?) and ends up in a traveling exhibit in Gotham. A Rogue robs the place (Riddler? Two-Face? doesn't really matter). When the Bats show up to foil the robbery, during the fight with the goons a drop of Red Robin's blood gets on the amulet, there's a blinding flash of green light and the amulet is suddenly glued to him.

While everyone is dazed by the ghostly magic flashbang, Fright Knight pops out of a portal, yoinks Red Robin across his saddle and jumps back through the portal before anyone can stop him. Cue the Bats trying to frantically figure out what in the multi-dimensional occult hell happened and where RR went?!

Meanwhile, Danny is disturbed to receive a ghostly missive in his college dorm to tell him that his Mail Order Bride has been delivered to his Ghost Zone Palace and is awaiting him so they can consummate their Unholy Matrimony.

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Danny: Wtf I have to study I don't have time to get MARRIED

Fright Knight: I'm sorry my liege, but according to the laws of ghosts, gods and magic you already ARE

Danny: Wtf. How did this happen?

RR: I would like to know that too

Danny: Oh shit, you're a superhero. Frighty, you can't just kidnap people! Especially not SUPERHEROES!

RR: While that's good to hear, I would really like to know about this supposed marriage..?

FK: I am not aware of the exact details, I was merely summoned to retrieve the Bride of the Ghost King. There used to be standard magical contracts for this, which went into effect when the Bride bled on the King's Token...

RR: Shit

Danny: Hold on, PARIAH got married? Multiple times??

FK: ...but we can always consult the Royal Archivist, if we can dig him out from under the several thousand years worth of paperwork that piled up while there was no King actively ruling...

Danny: Oh ancients, am I gonna have to deal with that?? I have exams to prepare for, dude!

RR: ...the dead still have to do exams? And paperwork?? *horror*

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Some time and explanations later...

Royal Archivist: It took some digging, but I believe I have found the contract in question. You are one Timothy Drake-Wayne, correct?

Tim: Fml

RA: Ahem. The contract was sealed with your mortal blood, as is standard procedure. Congratulations, you are officially King-Consort of the Infinite Realms! Until death do you part, and all that

Danny: Can I see that contract? ...This isn't in English

RA: Oh dear, looks like we will have to schedule your Royal Highness classes in reading cuneiform/hieroglyphics

Tim: Okay, does it say anywhere in that contract how to dissolve it? What's the procedure for a ghost divorce? Fright Knight mentioned the previous king being married multiple times

RA: Well usually, when Pariah tired of a consort he would simply devour their soul...

Danny: Ewwwww I am so not doing that

Tim: I concur. I can't imagine my soul would taste good anyway

Danny: That's what you took from that??

RA: ...but when you die and your soul passes into the Afterlife proper, the contract will be fulfilled. As long as you're not resurrected again.

Tim: Nuts, there goes that loophole

RA: Until then you are the Consort and duty-bound to fulfill his Royal Highness' every whim; ghostly, spiritual, carnal...

Danny: *sinks through the floor in embarrassment*

Tim: Can't he just... release me from the contract? Take the amulet off me or something?

RA: Not without obliterating your soul, no

Danny and Tim: Fuck

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Some time later, while Danny is away consulting other ghosts on possible ways of dissolving the contract, they discover the nasty little clause that if Tim isn't in regular physical contact with Danny the amulet starts draining his life force. To prevent victims from escaping you see... Danny really really hates Pariah right now.

They eventually return to the mortal plane to explain to the Batfam what the hell is going on and that they're still trying to fix it. In the meantime, Danny can't miss any more classes (studying areospace engineering at MIT or sth) and Tim has to stick close to him because of the curse...

Alfred: Oh dear, looks like Master Timothy will have to go to college after all *unflappable British Smugness*

Bruce pulls a lot of strings to fast track Tim getting his high school diploma and let him attend classes with Danny (he's not officially enrolled yet, but Money, Dear Boy). They never know when Danny has to respond to a ghost emergency or Red Robin to a Bat emergency, so they stay pretty much joined at the hip in their civilian lives. Of course there's gonna be rumors. Why did the Wayne CEO suddenly drop everything to go to college? So they make up a story about Danny and Tim having been secret boyfriends for a while and Tim becoming so smitten that he moves with him to Boston...

Cue the fake dates, interviews with magazines, couple photoshoots to really sell the bit... and the two young men gradually becoming friends... and then "Feelings?? But what do I do?? He was forced into this?" etc.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #tim drake #red robin #danny fenton #ficlet #batman #batfam #accidental marriage #arranged marriage

[babystarcandylovejk]

✨tit stuff✨

hey kids, tits are fun!

🌷 s*x show reader and bestie fk Tae by @badbtssmut

🌷 baby boy (yoongi x reader) by @borathae

🌷 bad decisions #14 new rules by @alphabetboyluvr

NOTE: this is just a smut library, but i totally recomend reading bad decisions from chapter 1!!!! holly's writting is just on another level!!!! go give her some love!!! also she's making a lil home for bad decisions: @clubdionysus !!!

🌷 antidote (jungkook x reader) by @gimmethatagustd

🌷 his girl(s) (taehyung x reader) by @beenbaanbuun

🌷 quality time with you (yoongi x reader) by @dreamescapeswriting

🌷 cosy night in (jimin x reader x jimin's gf) by @dreamescapeswriting

🌷 truth or dare (jungkook x reader) by @dreamescapeswriting

🌷 nip knk (jungkook x reader) by @dreamescapeswriting

🌷 la creme de la creme (jungkook, taehyung and jimin x reader)

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ back to the smut library ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ back to the m.masterlist ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

#bts #bts smut #bts fanfic #jungkook smut #jimin smut #yoongi smut #bts fanfiction

[kirbybecomesastarwarrior]

Prince Fluff's Father

Okay, so you guys can keep reading if you want spoilers, but.. if you guys wanna put in any, guess feel free.

But believe it or not, I have mentioned Prince Fluff's father 2 or 3 times before... you guys just didn't know it.

I may not have the event play out exactly like this (have Falspare less angry), but... Prince Fluff... is the son of the FISHER KING! Believe it or not, I planned this plotline ever since I introduced the Fisher King into the story.

Kirby and the gang aren't going to see Fluff any differently but Falspar...

Ya'know like Fishnet (cloth)- Fisher...

Yeah, I know far far-fetched connection but bear with me! This is just my way of connecting the game lore is to mix it with Arthurian lore, there are a few more surprises but the ones I have on the list.

Ribbon & Ripple Star's connection (Morgan Le Fay/ Dame Morgan)

Epic Yarn/ Prince Fluff's Connection (the Fisher King/ Fluff's father)

Planet Robobot Susie Haltman (Sir Icarus)

Moving on...

And a quick poll and more info on Fluff's father. (keep reading)

You know just enough to spook Falspar and make him wince and make him think it's the Fisher king at first glance.

After the whole incident (also mentioned here)... this was awake up call to the Fisher King. (I don't know whether to change his name to something else or keep him with a name.)

He magically isolated his planet, locking away Patchland and separating it from the galaxy & the war. (Also, so he can escape Uther's wrath for pulling away his support; so yeah all of that blame and anger went to Falspar.)

Basically, the land that suffered was not Patchland but the galaxy... Being cut off from the biggest source of good, destroying the galaxy's economy.

The Fisher King did do the work and eventually did become a better person... In a sense, the Pathland, (while still wealthy & stable in his rule) still suffered deeply inside. Tolling away regretting his actions...

A part of him does want to rejoin the galaxy, but he's too afraid that people will still see him as the man he was... the fear and shame kept him away from it all... Everyone!

He put the well-being of his kingdom and his people first... they loved their king. Patchland was prosperous and thriving while their king suffered in silence. He'd put on a smile and watched on in the shadows... Denying himself the love of his people and the fruits of his labor... (Basically, he was punishing himself for years...)

Until a certain, (Fluff's mom) had broken through the barrier by mistake... I have a cute love story planned out for them, but yeah, she was the only one who saw the king's hidden sadden.

Fluff's mom: Why do you suffer?

FK: Because I was a terrible man... I deserve to suffer.

Fluff's mom: Are you the man you were before.

FK:No... I uh-

Fluff's mom: Then why should you suffer?

Basically she's the one who "freed the Fisher King"

Yeah, long story short they fell in love, got married, and had Fluff... You're probably asking "Wait, hold on a minute didn't the Fisher King receive an injury that left him impotent." (unable to have children)

Yes, that is true... which is why he sought out a certain Yarn Wizard: *cough* Yin-Yarn! Who was able to magically create a son for him that was biologically his & his wife's. Giving her the child she's always wanted...

And the Fisher King... WAS THE BEST FATHER TO FLUFF! And loved him so much... He prepared him for the outside world. And told him of the man he was, before... regardless Fluff loved, respected, and adored his father dearly and never saw him differently.

Having a family gave him a newfound purpose in life... and gave him the confidence to return to the outside- Oh no, tragedy sets in... he falls ill (and slowly starts to lose his mind... the only thing he could remember was his wife & son.)- the price he had to pay for Fluff's birth... but he did not regret it at all.

Resulting in his wife & son having to see him lose his mind and his life fade away... bedridden. But all his plans to rejoin the galaxy and the GSA remain untouched... ready to be used.

Basically, the Fisher King's death plays out like this...

However, even though he passes on these plans to his son he gives him the option to never use them as well... knowing how difficult it would be for Fluff... being his son.

Even telling him, "Should anyone who has any grievance with me... accept it, don't deny it, and apologize to them, alright."

The Fisher King started off as an arrogant two-faced King but died a kind and loving man... he considers Fluff his greatest achievement... and his greatest regret is not being able to see the fantastic ruler he knew he would become.

He dies leaving his wife & son to grieve... two years later Prince Fluff's mother disappears... I know it's sad.

Prince Fluff looks over these plans but isn't sure if he can do it... though after meeting Kirby the gang he feels confident enough to do it... He's just going to need their support.

I'm not gonna reveal how this goes down just yet but... Flaspar was never able to find closure with the Fisher King incident... but perhaps he can find closer with his son. (>:3)

#kirby #kbasw #prince fluff #meta knight #fisher king #sir falspar #king dedede #bandana waddle dee #sir arthur kirby #kirby gsa #hoshi no kirby #kirby right back at ya #krbay #kirby anime

[avaritia-apotheosis]

DPXDC AU where during the Fright Knight episode Danny accidentally becomes the new Fright Knight a la God of War rules and it comes with all the amazing perks like a skeleton army, halloween powers, a cool horse, and getting bound to a pumpkin for all eternity

Years pass, and while he's stuck in FK's realm, superheroes and vigilantes start becoming an actual thing in the human world.

One of these vigilantes is the Batman, and through a series of unfortunate events that people should have probably seen coming people start combining his scary cryptid status with his Dark Knight title to the point that some cultists think "ohhhh my god what if he's THE Fright Knight" and try to get Batman under their control via ritual.

Only to summon Danny of course. Danny and Batman quickly take care of the cultists of course. But when Batman is about to send FK back to the Ghost Zone, Danny takes off the helmet and pulls out the ultimate puppy dog eyes and is like "please please please can I stay? I haven't had sunlight or human interaction or french fries in like forEVER"

And Batman can't find it in himself to say no to the odly endearing if not terrifying as hell eldritch creature and agrees as long as Danny behaves.

The next day, Wayne manor received its newest resident and a strange looking pumpkin sitting in the Wayne family mausoleum

#dpxdc #dunno what to call this au uhhhh #chivalry's [not] dead au #bruce after getting danny some fries at the drive thru: ok so bad news about the sunlight

[gunsatthaphan]

what is your fav fk on-screen couple? alangaipa, akkaye or sandray?

All 3 are highkey comfort couples lol but since alangaipa had too little screentime for a proper comparison I‘m gonna rule them out for this one.

I think I’m gonna have to go with AkkAye, just because they were so carefully written & portrayed and because I saw myself a lot in both of them. Their journeys were amazing to witness and they’re just so dear to me 🥺

SandRay were truly something else and I adore them too but AkkAye… they’re my comfort zone 🥹🥰😭

xxx

#firstkhao #AkkAye #sandray #akkayan #alangaipa #the eclipse #only friends #gmmtv #my babies 😭

[firstkanaphans]

hii! do you see yourself writing for the other couples in only friends? i know fk are your faves i'd just love to read the others written by you. on other note, love your sandray as much as your akkayan, i can't wait to read more 💗

I could definitely see myself writing for RayMew, although it would probably be angsty. I’m so obsessed with my theory that Ray and Mew are going to end up having sex and that’s what makes Ray realize he’s in love with Sand that if it doesn’t happen in canon, I will probably write it myself.

I would also write BostonNick just because I’m so obsessed with Nick, but I doubt I would ever write TopMew. I just don’t like Top. Sorry. He’s such a douchebag. And yes, I know Boston is a douchebag, too, but the difference is that Mew deserves better. Nick doesn’t 😂

And I’m glad you like both my AkkAyan and SandRay fics! I’m actually struggling trying to decide which couple to write right now. I told myself I wouldn’t write any multichaptered fics while Only Friends was airing, but I may have to break my own rule because I have two fantastic fic ideas—one for AkkAyan and one for SandRay. The AkkAyan one is a post-breakup fic where Akk has been pining for Ayan for 5 years only for a baby to show up on his front porch wearing Ayan’s necklace. And the SandRay one is an AU where Sand works for a phone sex hotline and Ray is a frequent caller.

So if anyone has strong opinions one way or the other, let me know! I’m in a bit of a holding pattern right now…

#asks