#for the record this is a joke

[mettywiththenotes]

We're gonna get a second hospital talk with all the Todoroki's and Shouto is just going to have his head in his hands because his dad and his big brother lost their arms and he's gonna think its his fault for being the Hand Crusher

He's gonna think his ability has evolved to the Arm Taker or something

#poor boy #bnha #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #shouto todoroki #the todoroki family #mettys posts #metty posts #for the record this is a joke

[fulcrum-art-fox]

They didn’t let Hera come on the trip to the other galaxy because she would never have let Shin run off and refuse to be adopted

#ahsoka show #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #hera syndulla #shin hati #for the record this is a joke #but still #you can’t tell me Hera wouldn’t have gone after her #Hera who was told some cocky kid stole from them and is like I’m adopting him? #that Hera?

[thebibi]

Do you know how much anguish I've been through these past months having to TAG the one and only ICONIC ABRAHAM VAN HELSING as a goddamn SPOILER for a A 130 YEAR OLD BOOK?!?!?!

#dracula daily #dracula (novel) #abraham van helsing #thebibi on vampirez #for the record this is a joke

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Trying not to let the contrarian asshole part of my brain judge them for it, especially since I am well aware of the factors that are the reason why, but wow the cis women on tinder who play video games have very basic taste in games. Again, I completely understand why, there are absolutely barriers for cis women getting into video games. Frankly I prefer the Nintendo, animal crossing, stardew, and minecraft girls to the Overwatch, fortnite, and cod girls, but I also have a weird and somewhat concerning voice in my head telling me that it’s my mission to match with them and broaden their horizons

#for the record this is a joke #mostly

[ficsempai]

Is my allo to ace pipeline really: my friends are way too horny and it’s starting to get annoying???

#for the record this is a joke #ik it’s not how it works #I have been questioning though #ace #asexual #im aromantic btw #so like ik the deal already #WHY ARE THEY SO HORNY?? #AND WHY DO THEY ALWAYS NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN DETAILS #Im tired 😭😭 #i don’t even mind the talks it’s just staring to get too much #i gotta make more religious friends or smth #they’ll at least stfu till mariage

[knowerofuselessfacts]

Sometimes, I see fic with Dagur in it, and I don't think the work needs the other warnings. He is the warning.

#For the record this is a joke #please tag your shit #because some things are fine for some people and not for others #but also Dagur is a menace and could fit any of the archive warnings on a03 at any given time

[desidarling123]

I tried to be as vague as possible with this meme to avoid any big spoilers, but I really could not help myself, I am so so sorry 😂

#rafal #rafal mistral #the darkling #aleksander morozova #the school for good and evil #sfge #kit young #ben barnes #for the RECORD this is a JOKE #i just like that with the darkling its like okay maybe we can hear him out #with rafal its like nope hes Evil theres no nuance here bye #wheeze #the school for good and evil spoilers #spoilers #spoiler

[waffle-bubbles]

I can’t believe Biden met Andrew Rannells. Imagine how lucky he feels.

#for the record this is a joke #andrew rannells

[the-chosen-fanfiction]

Me, sobbing: "God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers..."

Jesus: "Displaying withdrawal symptoms from a lack of new Chosen episodes does not count as spiritual warfare."

#the chosen #jesus #it happened 2000 years ago how is anything in this show a spoiler #for the record this is a joke #the source material is infinitely better anyway #idk if this has been done before

[mettywiththenotes]

Bakugou: *emerges from the light*

All Might: ... GOD???

Bakugou: THAT'S GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT TO YOU

#my boy just walked out of heaven said 'im not fucking done yet put me back' #bnha #bnha 403 #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #bakugou katsuki #mettys posts #metty posts #for the record this is a joke

[46hasu]

Yeah I see the family resemblance

#the sandman #hades game #orpheus #morpheus #for the record this is a joke #but i do wonder if someone in supergiant purposefully did this #eh

[wanderingpen]

How does Spinner do anything with those acrylic-lookin' nails??? How does he pick shit up? He plays videogames with Tomura and beats him because Tomura's distracted by the click-clacking of his talons on the controls. They're like half an inch off his fingers??? How do you do anything villainous when you can barely pick up a quarter from the floor???

#for the record this is a joke #I love him and his stupid nails #spinner #shuichi iguchi #bnha #penposts #mha

[once-and-future-fandoms]

so is joel a watcher now?

#in referene to his finale #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #empires season 2 #empires smp #for the record this is a joke #but id like to see some art

[afieldinengland]

the servant (1963), dir. joseph losey | andrew dunn as alastair campbell and rory bremner as tony blair in the time warp

#for the record this is a joke

[sinsinewave]

hm what if i 3D printed bezel extensions for the T480; for sticker space

#for the record this is a joke

[all-made-of-stardust]

I love how it was like:

Campaign 2: We're starting fresh! No need to know anything from c1! Great place to reset!

Campaign 3: LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER FROM THE PREVIOUS CAMPAIGNS WILL SHOW UP. IT'S LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS ENDGAME UP IN HERE.

#cr spoilers #m9 #bells hells #for the record this is a joke #i find it fucking hilarious