#formatting this killed me

[dizzybizz]

I need your Sampard headcanons, if you have none that’s cool ignore this ask, BUT IF YOU DO LEGALLY YOU HAVE TO SHARE THEM

anon- i don't think you know what you've signed up for with this ask

my headcanons are all incomprehensible to myself so o7

this is brain rot at its full saturation..........

gepard being honest to a fault and that flustering tf out of sampo..., , , , 🥺

like,, sampo will jokingly make a silly comment about gepard liking him and gepard will respond with something like "of course i do? why wouldn't i??"

it's a constant cycle: sampo joking -> gepard responding honestly -> sampo getting flustered -> it hits gepard after some confusion that it was in fact a joke -> and they're both useless and flustered together, absolute losers <3 -> repeat

anyone being genuine and nice to sampo would destroy him

he'd crumble

like- he'd collapse like a house of cards in a gust of wind

they're both touch starved and clingy but really awkward about it

"i need to cuddle so bad!! but i would sooner die than be the one to suggest it!!!!!!"

they get over it once they realize it's a mutual feeling

then it's just collapsing on eachother whenever

i kinda just want them to cry and have a breakdown together, cry and hug it out and just like talk

they both need a good cry,,, 🙏

gepard. yotasuke takahashi. just saying things that sound so romantic without so much as a glance at the other person,,, like:

sampo asks serval to please talk to her brother about thinking before speaking, she leaves him on read

idk what to tell you, they're just losers

they're that "relationships should be 50/50, he cooks us dinner and i sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty" post

sampo entering the kitchen: what's cookin', good-lookin'

sampo gets gepard one of those "kiss the cook" aprons

they're the kind of couple where they're seeing eachother through a shoujo romance lens but to outsiders they're just so unbelievably unbearable

can't flirt to save their lives.

i really just imagine them to be the biggest losers together, they're made for eachother, they're pathetic, they're disasters

them:

gepard runs cold!! sampo can't stand it!!!

who's the big spoon and little spoon? yes

pet names? pet names.

sampo uses them obnoxiously and calls gepard everything he can come up with

darling, babe, baby, sweetie, cutie pie, angel, my little captain, hotstuff, handsome, my one and only, knight in shining armor, prince,,, etc

gepard just defaults to calling him honey or something

gepard names one of his plants koski

sampo is very honored

but also so worried, considering gepard's track record with the lifespan of his plants

he makes it his mission to keep koski alive

sampo loves pulling on gepard's cheeks

#i put em under read more cus this post got a bit too long imo #hi this ask is from 10 days ago #i didnt think i had any but then i spent 2h yesterday writing these down #formatting this killed me #i wrote it in my notes app... the transition to tumblr was a bumpy ride #honkai star rail #sampard #gepard #gepard landau #sampo #sampo koski #sorry about the amount of times i call them losers in this #but also not #thats just what they are to me so #i feel like my hcs are mostly just small little things #its the little things in life man ughhhh

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[3cosmicfrogs]

oh 12.65 litres of blood clinging to the outside of my body, we're really in it now

#what happens when OP cannot figure out the esen sun symbolism #fine ill do ouyang moon symbolism then! #artfromthefrogs #blood tw #general ouyang #he who drowned the world #hwdtw #she who became the sun #swbts #the radiant emperor #tre #ouyang #art #this was supposed to be like a tarot format but it looked shite so (as usual) i scrapped a ton of work to make it look good #when zhu is trying to become emperor but youre too busy having the most tragic yaoi in china and also you must kill the khan #me when it turns out that killing the object of my affection means that he is dead.

[its-pit-not-icarus]

“kill them with kindness.” WRONG. NINJAGOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲

#ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #cole brookstone #jay walker #kai jiang #kai smith #nya jiang #nya smith #zane julien #kill them with kindness wrong format so funny to me hahdhdbsbdbdb #anyway #ninjago relapse

[braisedhoney]

“That was your most creative attempt so far!”

“And no less pathetic for it.”

(yes this is a reupload i had to correct some things shhh—)

evil clock 0ut narrator anyone?

#clock 0ut #clock 0ut fanart #the stanley parable fanart #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp fanart #tspud #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #okay so uh drawing this was a JOURNEY #had a really bad art day while working on it and #man #it was rough. the face was killing me—even after asking for criticism lmaoo #but i got it to a better place in the end! just needed uh #a lot of attempts #*head in hands* #been having fun experimenting with formatting though!

[chloedoesart]

I had the pleasure to draw some art for the @anachronism-ahitzine! It was so much fun to participate in my first zine. You can read it here!

I chose to create a poster concept for Murder on the Owl Express 2, featuring Bow Kid! I also hid a little Chloe in there as a nod toward the Chloe DLC.

Full background below the cut (because I spent too much time on it for it to be covered up by the characters)

#a hat in time #ahit #conductor #the conductor #ahit conductor #ahit hat kid #hat kid #bow kid #ahit bow kid #murder on the owl express #it was so difficult to do this in a portrait format #my cinematography brain apparently ONLY knows how to do composition in widescreen formats #also the stairs killed me #I am never drawing stairs like that ever again

[sicc-nasti]

MERRY SMISSMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

love scout, sniper and a chunk of spy's jugular <3

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #iasip #tf2 meme #drawover #my art #team fortress 2 #i miss doing these i need to do more and with the other guys #let scout kill #this is one of the best scenes in the show #sorry its formatted weird #oh and happy all holidays from me too! #love this fandom #its always sunny in Philadelphia #valve #tf2 draw over #iasip draw over #merry smissmass #scout tf2 #spy tf2 #sniper tf2 #sorry everyone on mobile #i treid fixing this but im too tired

[radiantmists]

reading animorphs sequentially instead of in whatever random order you can get your hands on them is such a trip because you can see these kids getting progressively better at war and worse at being happy, you can see how traumatic events from one book echo into the next ones but never quite get dealt with because these kids have no real way to take care of their mental health, you can see their relationships deepening but simultaneously gaining friction and faultlines as they learn just how far they'd go for each other but also how far they'd go in general...

obviously this series was meant to be episodic in nature, and i actually think that might be the better way to first encounter it, but the arc of the series in publication order is extremely well-crafted

#though im having to take a break #i just read 16 and like. In the context of Jake's endgame it has me so fucked up #i mean it's a lot in itself especially since he doesnt really deal with any of what happened #but also like. him genuinely not knowing if he thinks fenestre killing hosts to get their yeerks is okay ot not? #its a bad turning point for him but also still so much better than where he ends up and im too sad #animorphs #tbh im very [miles studying beter meme] about this #its so good at establishing character and themes #and laying down plot hooks for later #in a format i really dont think about much #Semi-episodic book series arent really a thing anymore are they?

[luobingmeis]

anyways thinking abt the amount of people involved in jin zixuan’s death is gonna make me a little insane. like u have wen ning who physically did it. wei wuxian who lost control. jin zixun who planned the ambush. jin guangshan who gave the fucking order to kill wei wuxian in the first place because his son *checks notes* wanted his wife to be happy. the many other people in jinlintai who knew that the ambush was going to happen. and then jin guangyao. oh boy. jin guangyao knowing about the ambush, being involved with the hundred holes curse, hating jin zixun, and then sending jin zixuan to the site of the ambush like. buddy how many birds did u kill with that stone.

#obligatory ‘i love jin guangyao rights and wrongs’ tag #so i don’t get called a jgy hater. i just think the guy is fucked up and i like that abt him #also ik with the way this is formatted for bare minimum comedic effect it looks like i’m ragging on jgy the post #but let’s be real discovering that jgs gave the order for wwx to die /because of the invitation/ sent me into shock #like yeah jgy we know ur involved here 🙄 ur dad on the other hand tho #i used to feel ngl bad for jgs i’m regards to jzx’s death #bc honestly jzx2 would be arrogant and prideful enough to plan the ambush on his own #but now knowing jgs’s involvement???? like okay. okay. he started the plot that killed his son. #and also. as a jgy stan. yikes a-yao! wow bud! can’t wait for u to tell ur nephew that his dad had 2 die!

[sciencebees]

LET'S GO FRYERS

#saw some one call team skeleton boneheads and this was all I could think about #do people still think this meme format is funny? #idc it killed me so here #betraying my friendly house ghost for team skeleton only because of that fruity bitch from Scary Godmother #this one's for you Skully akjsgdgkl #splatoween #splatfest #splatoon 3 #deep cut #team frye #team skeleton #frye onaga #frye splatoon

[slavhew]

coughing and hacking

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Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave /

...well, better than the alternative /

Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples /

Love, Me Normally

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#drrr!! #drrr #durarara!! #durarara #izaya orihara #shizuo heiwajima #shizaya #will wood #admin draws #fanart #i hate this album (i love it to pieces) (i bought it on bandcamp and you should too) #you should also listen to it whole not just these that manifested as acute mental illness #and please please PLEASSEEE imagine izaya specifically doing an onstage monologue with that last one <3 heart love but no peace. oooh no. #i once spent an hour and a half listening to it back to back with izaya in mind and cried and shitted in hallus dms the whole time #i fucking cant stand him AND THE CURRENT BLORBO IS ALSO ADSORBING THE WILL WOOD SONGS. KILLING SELF #anyways. will wood so fucking good . please . jump in the sauce with me #edit it is now apr 18th i have now officially fucking failed in holding back the onslaught of will wood thoughts about new blorbo #lucky that i still dotn know how to translate the thoughts into an interestign visual format otherwise #it would be so fucking over already otherwise

[mrghostrat]

Me switching between your WIP updates:

alssjhKASKFHAhkgj live footage of me switching between gdocs!!!! we are the same

#y’all are killing me this morning omg perfection #why is this meme format so fuckingn funny to me #ask a rat #bnf au

[octopusoptimusprime]

‘what’s your type’

‘idk someone that’s nice…’

‘what a basic fucking bitch answer!’

‘alright you want a real answer? the way hannibal treats will in the fanfic ‘paragon’ by bloodywar2411. yes, murder and all its attachments included. yes, their entire dynamic.’

#being really normal about this fic right now #i relate to will so bad Anyway but ……. god #when will someone come into my house and kill people for me and be in charge. #this is formatted like that one tiktok sound by the way. in case that wasn’t clear #anyway go read this right the fuck now i don’t care that its 84 chapters this is better than most books i’ve ever read #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal x will #will graham

[presiding]

#dishonored #daud #the outsider #dishonored shitposting #was talking to my good friend phantomquill about how corvo and emily are extremely smart but not like. the right type of smart for court #whereas billie and daud would kill it (ha.ha) at political schemery but. well. the circumstances. the situations. the crimes and bloodlines #the simpsons? in 2023? its a valid meme format your honor #anyway thinking about daud with a business card was really entertaining to me somehow #“no lifelong regrets” is also such a good line for an assassin to advertise with IMO

[braisedhoney]

i think the running tour cast right now is pretty neat actually ❤️

(first set of... a few? maybe??)

#hadestown #hadestown fanart #hades hadestown #persephone hadestown #i’m gonna do one for orpheus and eurydice and hermes too! but the couples get posted together (on tumblr lol) #everyone gets posted individually on instagram bc formatting hides them on multiple photo posts orz #my chibi style doesn’t really capture like. individual features. but i tried my best! #lana gordon #matthew patrick quinn #my dumbass might tag the actors on insta like it won't kill me if they see it lmao #god i need to draw like. MORE tour casts #i also want to do the obc at some point ofc but #oh god that's a workload #these look really simple but they take ages orz #UPDATE: THEY SAW IT oh god that was a jumpscare lmao orz

[vewwonati]

working on something stupid so decided to post something stupider in the meantime

#formatting on this is hellish my bad #text posts #i believe that’s what these are ?? #it’s been two months of me being active on tumblr #and i still dk how to do anything ngl #mota #masters of the air #john ‘bucky’ egan #band of brothers #george luz #lewis nixon #the pacific #merriell ‘snafu’ shelton #runner conley #robert leckie #bill hoosier smith #generation kill #gen kill #ray person #brad colbert #hbo war