#fuck asstruc

[artzychic27]

The Akuma Class and the Science Class (especially Chloe and Nathaniel) have had enough of Astruc's shenanigans and march right into his office, demanding they stop Chloe from returning to her abusive mom, and to keep Nathaniel at DuPont.

Reshma: *Kicks the door open*

Thomas: What the hell?! You nearly broke the door off the hinges, René!

Reshma: MY NAME IS RESHMA, YOU DUMB BITCH!

Thomas: Okay, let's just calm-

*Ivan locks the door*

Thomas: ... Down.

Marc: *As he approaches, he takes a swing at Asstruc's computer with his baseball bat* ... Now, here's what's gonna happen, you raggedy-ass bitch. You're gonna make all of us the same age, you're going to keep Chloé away from her abusive egg donor, you're gonna keep my boyfriend on the fucking show, and you're gonna write a kiss scene for the two of us.

Thomas: *Scoffs* And what if I don't?

Alya: I got a year's worth of blackmail on you, bitch. Try us. And with each minute you're not rewriting your fucked up script, I'll just have one of my friends hack your Twitter account and post a confession, like how Sabine is based on an ex of yours.

Thomas: You don't scare me. Who the heck even is this hacker?

Cosette: Wow, you don't even know your own characters. Know what? Fuck this guy! Post that sucker!

Ismael: Start with how the male artists drew inappropriate content of the main characters.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #fuck asstruc #marc anciel #nathaniel kurtzberg #marc x nathaniel #answered ask #ask me stuff #fuck this guy

[felixfathom]

(italian anon) what do you mean thomas asstruc shat on winx is he fucking stupid is he completely devoid of any good taste or common sense or even just respect for the pioneers of european magical girl animated shows. i feel sick actually winx walked so that miraculous could gradually but steadily descend into the depths of animation hell

it drives me crazy on so many levels like he's so fucking jealous bc there's just no way that whenever someone compares ml to another show it's ALWAYS the other show that's shit like GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE !!! se tu lo vuoi tu lo sarai una di noi and clearly he does not want to! L + bloom solos the miracuclass

#italian anon #the AUDACITY of this man is unparalleled #he fucking wishes S4 could be half as iconic as the enchantix era

[ladybird-and-malchatceuse]

Hello! Welcome to the blog for my Miraculous AU/Rewrite!

My main blog is @theanonymousclown!

The main premise of the AU is that everyone is in college! The love square doesn’t exist because Adrien’s a minor and Marinette is in love with Alya and Nino which is the source of drama instead.

Marinette is saved from a villain by a hero dressed like a turtle and is given a pair of earrings and an alien named Tikki because she saved some of her dormmates. The problem is that Marinette was hopped up on adrenaline at the time, and isn’t quite sure she’s ready to be a hero.

DNIs are the usual- if you’re a piece of shit you’re getting honking hit, that means no racists, terfs, proships, MAPs, LGBT+phobes, etc.

Every character has done something wrong and I don’t like salt. Thomas Asstruc can die by my blade ESPECIALLY if the Bible leak is true because that means he okayed the names ‘Argus’ for a wimp who’s smart when Juno was right there and ‘Bug Noir’ can fuck right off\

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculous rewrite #miraculous au #Miraculous: Ladybird and Malchatceuse

[gabrielagrestesaplus-moving]

#still waiting for Lila to show back up #I don't want her to come ruin anything but I know she's there #we didn't forget about her asstruc #gabriel agreste's a+ parenting #gabriel agreste #gabriel ml #Hawkmoth #hawkmoth ml #lila rossi #lila ml #adrien agreste #adrien ml #chat noir #chat noir ml #fuck gabriel agreste #gabriel agreste salt #gabriel agreste has no rights #miraculous ladybug #mlb #meme #tayto talks

[skeletonmermaidlife]

So there is a hijab ban in France now, basically girls under 18 can't wear the hijab and halal stores are forced to sell pork and alcohol (wtf) and I just remember that That Guy really said that he isn't going to put an hijabi character in the show because he doesn't want to talk about religion despite making, not one but TWO Christmas episodes in three seasons

It's almost as if in France and in the rest of western countries, Christianism isn't recognized as a religion on the same level as Islam or Judaism but more like a norm in a supposedly secular non-religious country ahah and that representation matters and could change a lot for minorities especially in a show aimed at the new generation

Oh wait

#this isn't a good look #idk how to phrase my thoughts sorry #i'm french and sometimes i hate this country #french people act like there isn't racism in France and that we are better than the US #despite having violence against asian people #despite having a black man dying from police brutality #adama traore #despite having a huge islamophobia problem #hijab ban #fuck you #miraculous ladybug #that guy #asstruc #thomas astruc #astruc salt #france salt in general

[star-the-gremlin]

Star what is going on in Kuro Neko

#I don't wanna talk about it #fuck you Asstruc

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

As someone who's been watching Miraculous since she was 13-14 and is going to be turning 17 this summer, I can now see how absolutely atrocious the writing can be. I actually did have some hopes for this season, especially after Gang of Secrets, but nooo, the writers and Asstruc had to go fuck it up again. I've been saying this for awhile now, but Miraculous would be so much more successful if there were more female writers, ESPECIALLY if it also had a female writer of color.

If only we got an animated product about a woman of color written by a woman of color that portrays its female lead and life as a teenager in a relatable way that anyone can relate to while not watering down their culture out of fear white males won’t like it.

Oh hai, Turning Red. What’s new with you?

#immaturity of thomas astruc #iota #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug salt #ml salt

[hyperfixationstations666]

So... Adrinette and Ladynoir are toxic... Ladrien and Marichat can’t happen because hero/civilian can’t happen... Lukanette and Adrigami have been ruined... looks like Marigami and Lukadrien are the only good possible outcomes here, and we already know Asstruc isn’t going to let that happen...

Welcome to Miraculous Ladybug! Our endgame ship is toxic as fuck because ✨ bad writing ✨!

#miraculous ladybug salt #adrinette salt #ladynoir salt #anti love square #lukanette #adrigami #marigami #lukadrien #fuck thomas astruc #thomas astruc salt

[miraculouscontent]

ward-of-winter asked:

As a disabled person, fuck Asstrucs bs claim that Adrien being called feather is ableist. It is maybe just rude, but to be saying it's ableist-

He won't even actually handle the seriousness of Sentimonsters, if they're living beings they commit murder Everytime they defeat one but noooo that's not important what's important is Adrien his UwU sad boy is being called feather instead of perfect angel.

What's actually showing some ableism is his comparison of someone possibly being a sentimonster to fucking disabled people. Its Not okay, I'm just- who thought that was an okay thing to do? Who thought saying referring to a sentimonster as feather is ableist was in any way okay????

YEAH LIKE--

and some people were using it affectionately?? Is calling him “angel” ableist now because it’s technically referring to his status as a sentimonster since angels have feathers????

Being a sentimonster is also not - in any way, shape, or form - a disability? Sentimonsters are stronger than humans (or at least can be) and we can assume that Adrien’s “““perfection”““ comes from it as well. Like--is it the fact that he can be persuaded/forced via the ring, because that can be fixed by just giving the ring to him? (I’m definitely thinking too deeply into that but yeah.)

Anonymous asked:

NGL while this is ALSO not a proper comparison, Adrien being called feather more closely resembles racism (calling someone something based on their "race" (type of being)) than ableism.

Still not an okay comparison (he's a WHITE BOY), but at least it would have some actual... Sense to it!?

Mind you it would really be something for him to claim that too seeing how BADLY his show handles racism.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME, but I guess even he knew how it’d look to use that with the whitest character, so he took the next best thing.

#category: salt #salt: staff #salt: adrien agreste #other: ask and answer #//swearing

[pr1ncemax]

Hi I just woke up and no I’m not over this

Asstruc really thinks he was being like ,,, diverse and accurate and a good writer

While white washing the black girl, also making her literally not human, and giving her the only sole purpose of “I help other people”, and naming her uncanny valley

Giving the Native American girl the eagle miraculous, designing her in such a way that she looks almost like a cowboy, and making her fit the stereotype of “Indian who doesn’t care about others” & the “magical indian” stereotype to boot

Also implying that there are so many more adult super heroes out there just leaving two teenagers on their own to fight a super bad guy

The implication that adrien would be okay cheating on kagami

The fact that the poc characters only purpose is to get adrien and marinette together

The fact that he doesn’t even fucking care that his audience is upset because once again we have absolutely no progress in anything and it doesn’t even matter

I’ll be honest I could go on with how much I hate him and things that are wrong with this special

Ps: Alya is a shitty friend, and nino is a shitty dude in this episode

#ml salt #why do I even watch this show anymore

[marinette-sue]

Marinette Dupain-Cheng Defense Squadron

Disclaimer: This post, future posts and all content made on this blog is 100% a joke, made purely for ragging on the salt stans, Adrigami and Alya haters, along with the hardcore Lukanette stans and Chameleon salt-fic tropes/themes. I also don’t hate nor do I love/like Thomas Astruc, so consider me neutral on him, and everything I say about him here as a joke. Take everything with a grain of salt when looking at this blog. Thank you, and please keep all of the above in mind. This is also very sarcastic, and if you don’t realize that... I don’t recommend following me.

Hello, Mari stans!

Are you sick of the way the shitty s3 writer and creator of the show, Thomas Asstruc treated our babycakes Marinette in the third season? Fuck him, Adrien, her parents, friends and especially that slut Kagami, who only wants Adrien because of his dick! She deserves so much better, like Luka or Felix!

In general, if you are a Marinette Stan(TM) who hates Adrien, Alya and all the others who have wronged our Khaleesibug, please DO interact and send me a message! We will make Astruc and Adrien PAY! Lukanette and Felinette forever!!!

Note: Like I said, everything here is a total joke. Do not take it seriously in any form.

#tw: swearing #this is a joke dont take it seriously #this entire blog is going to be an anti-salt zone #miraculous ladybug #ml fandom salt #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #this is not salt against adrien kagami or alya #it's against the fans of marinette/salters/bad lukanette shippers #alya cesaire #anti ml fandom #anti ml salt #tw: sex mention #kagami tsurugi #ml crack #crack blog #shitposting #mod syd

[artzychic27]

Actor au: EVERYONE QUITING MLB. ASSTRUC yelling at them come back only for them to reveal their job offers

Asstruc: You can’t leave me! You think anyone’s gonna hire a bunch of hacks like you?! I’m all you have!

Denise: Actually, all of us got job offers to work for Miraculous: Tales of Scarlet Beetle & Ikati Black. Ever heard of Books R Better Studios?

Gabriel: We’re all getting paid double of the little to nothing you pay us, costume changes, and the background characters are getting recognized.

Juleka: Best of all? *Grabs Rose by the collar and kisses her* On screen gay stuff.

Marinette: And I’m not being written as a stalker who gets everything she wants while everyone else gets ostracized for literally doing what I just did.

Lacey: What else? What else… Oh! There’s no love square, no fake feminism, no secrets kept between friends, no shitty redemption arcs, and no bashing of minors with horrible parents… Unless, you know, they cross a huge line.

Lila: And I don’t have a horrible hairstyle.

Lacey: That, too!

Nathaniel: Face it, Asstruc. You lost. You took a show that was meant to be wholesome, and turned it into something trifling.

Nora: So, naturally, we refuse to be associated with the likes of you. Let’s go, people!

*The entire cast leaves Asstruc’s office. And before leaving, Cosette throws an apple at him and flips him off*

Cosette: That’s for depriving people of my scene with Zoé in New York!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #fuck asstruc #Thomas Astruc is a bitch #actor au #scarlet beetle and ikati black #ml rant

[flashflashitsash]

I’m so mad

MY BABY jUST WANTED A HUG WHAT THE fUCKK

HE JUST WANTS ONE FUCKING LOVING FAMILY MEMEMBER uGHHHHHH

ASSTRUC MAKE SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN ACTUALY hUG WHAT THE FUCKKK

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #adrien agreste #felix #ml felix #felix spoilers

[arlakos]

Why Season 3 was a Rollercoaster of a mess. (Spoilers!)

 Oh boy

Oooooooh boy where do I even begin

Lets start from the beginning i Suppose

When Miraculous Ladybug first came out i fell in love with the series. I thought the premise was nice, the characters ok and the story interesting. Well, to be fair I didnt expect much of the story due to being in its first season, but I loved it. The finale was meh (the last episode, not the mid-series Origins story, I watched it on Netflix). I liked the series. I loved the fandom. And i Couldn’t wait for season 2 at the time.

Then season 2 came out

As i started watching the first ep of season 2, it started out strong, answered a question i already knew, but then... it didn't go any further. See, when I expected season 2, I expected the story to be taken up a notch, the plot to become stronger, new and interesting characters to be introduced, and for someone to replace Hawkmoth as the antagonist (bc in my mind, he always felt like a season 1 antagonist to be replaced one season later by the actual main antagonist, and the mayura leaks did not help). 

But it never came. The story remained simple and eventually started to become bland. All episodes were all single-story eps with no correlation to each other other than the characters in them. Every single character in the show that wasnt Marinette had any sort of character growth, and I could take any one of the episodes out other than the first and last two and it wouldn't have any impact. Maybe not all of them, but some.

(This was the same time I learned that all episodes in the series were meant to always be single episode storylines. It was the same time I learned the the shows creator was also an ASS-truc, but thats a story for another day)

So for season 2, I ended up starting to find the show boring and lackluster. Most of the episodes were boring and unentertaining, and aside from a select few, such as the finale, the new hero eps and a few others, the entire season was boring to heck. 

Worse still, Marinette went from an ok nice girl (who was at times a bit of an arse) to a stalker asshole who was at times worse than Chloe. 

(Then again, the first episode of the entire series literally had Marinette have a planner used to track Adrien's every move, so what the hell do i know)

The fandom, however, was still amazing at the time, so I stuck around. The fanfics were amazing at the time and the fandom was still so kind-hearted

Luckily for me, Season 3 would manage to have some much better episodes.

But at what cost.

WHAT. COST.

See, while Season 3 was undoubtedly better that season 2 overall in episode quality, this season was probably also the worst of all 3 at the same time. This season was not only the worst in overall season quality but the one that entirely ruined the fandom for me. The plot was again non-existent and there was still no character development, but they manage to make this season better by making a plotline that required all characters to be an idiot ball, then ditch it at the end just so Thomas could again insult people on twitter.

Lets start with the first episode of Season 3: Chameleon

Sometime before the production of season 2 and 3, Asstruc learned how to write someone as a martyr people would feel pity for that character and want to protect (read: stan) them.

So naturally, Ass-truc would abuse this a lot.

In the first ep of season 3, Astruc would create the worst episode ever made. 

The premise of the episode is that Lila has returned to school and has been telling lies, which makes Marinette mad. None of the class believes her due to everyone being written as an idiot (seriously the someone gotta has google on their smartphones everyone has), so of course, Naturally Mari confronts Lila, who swears to ruin her life before and after an akuma battle which doesnt really matter for this episode, aside from the fact that Lila fully works with hawkmoth because being a bad kid means that working with a terrorist is perfectly reasonable if you can get revenge on the good guys.

So, including the fact Ass-truc reintroduced Lila back into the show as a Chloe 2.0 to making everyone an idiot ball so that the writing could even work, this will be the episode that I will hate the most. And not just for the episode itself. We’ll come to that later. But the point is, this is how most of the season would go:

-Lila: *exists*

-Marinette: *cries* im suffering so much, my life is ruined!

-Fans: stan to the point of insanity

-Me sipping my salt flavored tea: b*tch calm the f*ck down.

Speaking of Marinette, the Miraculous team had already been hellbent on making Marinette more of an asshole, stalkery and creepy and passing it off as cute in season 2, so they decided to fix that by dialing all that shit up to 11. Episodes like Weredad and Oni-chan really showed this, with the former having Marinette Literally manipulating Chat Noir to be stuck in a bad situation just for her own sake, and latter literally having her try to break into Adriens house because Lila is there. All for the excuse that Lila is a Liar and totally not because she is with Adrien, Marinette cant be jealous because Marinetteisperfectandamazingand-

Yeah, she really sucks as the main character. TBH I'm waiting for the spinoff show where Alix and Kim dare each other to do stupid stuff each episode like its MTV’s Jackass, it's gonna be fun.

Now onto the Other episodes!

While I will admit that compared to season 2, there were a lot of good episodes. Gamer 2.0, Feast, Ikari Gozen, Party Crasher, and of course the heart-wrenching Oblivio come to mind. These episodes are amazing and show how good the episodes are when you make sure the garden gnome is locked in a closet somewhere during episode development.

So out of the 26 episodes, 5 of them were really good.

The rest were either kinda ok or complete shit. That's not to say they were all bad, but there were just some parts... at best there was either a part of it I found cringeworthy too much for me to consider it as one of the good ones, such as Pupetteer 2 with its Adrien Statue scene, or at worst all of it was just written so badly, such as the entirety of Stormy Weather not actually being an episode and acutally being just and episode recap.

Now for the plot. Oh, wait, what plot?

First of all, Miraculous never had one. At best it was just a bunch of single-episode stories that Ass-truc wants you to think are connected somehow and somehow all work together as a cohesive story. A lot of the characters in Miraculous Ladybug

You mean the overarching storyline where Marinette becomes a Guardian just because she can pick a hero? Yeah, just ignore the episode where Fu said he had to spend an entire childhood learning how to even be an apprentice Guardian, or ignore the fact that picking a person to be a hero doesn't make Marinette qualified to be Guardian in a slightest!

(If someone literally has to ask me this, ask yourself if a pharmacist is fit to be a doctor just because they hand out your meds.)

What about the storylines about other certain characters in the show like Lila, who the show has been building up to be a villain while casually destroying characters' intelligence to be able to do so? The story about Chloe accepting that she can’t really be a hero anymore and moving on?

Ruined by the Finale.

Oh yeah, the finale.

This season Finale was probably the worst finale out of all the seasons and half the stuff done in the last two episodes did not make sense. I dont want to talk about it much because I want to do a blog post about it later on, but for the sake of the finale, they ruined a bunch of characters, martyred Marinette for the 100th time, and created some stupid plot ideas for the sake of coolness. And by coolness i mean stanning Marinette again and making her extra special. Doesnt matter if it makes a contradiction or makes no sense. Stupidity has won this episode!

To be fair though, all the reasons above aren’t the reasons I hate this season. 

No.

The reason for season 3 being the worst for me is how it had ruined the fandom.

Ever since the first episode of season 3, the fandom has become a cesspool of salt and anger. Character bashing because the class didn't straight up agree with Marinette instantly, Over the top Marinette stanning, fanfics that go over the top crazy, it has gone insane. On ao3 most fanfics of ML that i have seen have been about ‘Chameleon Fix-Its’ where Lila is metaphorically shot with a GAT, ‘Marinette protection Squads’ which basically involve her moving schools because Lila exists, and the Maribat ship that has made my head dent my desk (seriously where the fuck did it come from?!). Worst still, as a result of Season 3, the Adrien hate has started to go crazy as a result of the Chameleon episode and similar eps resulting in Marinette being shipped with Luka (aka the better Adrien as stated by Marinette stans), Felix before the Felix episode dropped, and even Damien Wayne in the Notorious Maribat ship (no seriously where did it come from i want answers!). To put it simple, thanks to Ass-truc all of ao3 is filled with salt fics and no more original and interesting stories.

BTW while i have your attention and am talking about good Miraculous stories on ao3, go read Miraculous Tales by JED1 on AO3 its soo damn good.

To be fair, I myself am angry at the episode, but only because everyone was written to be an idiot ball for the episode to work, and because of the fact Astruc used the episode to rile up the fandom to be almost as toxic as him.

If anything, its the number one reasons why i hate seasons 3 and the reason why it has ruined the fandom for me.

And that, overall, is why i think Season 3 was a Rollercoaster of a mess.

#Miraculous Ladybug #ML Season 3 #ML Spoilers

[bevvydraws]

Let Marinette be happy 2k19

Let Marinette be a person outside of her crush 2k19

Let Marinette be recognized for all the amazing shit she does 2k19

Let Marinette get some relief from her overwhelming responsibilities 2k19

Let Marinette kick the fuck out of Asstruc 2k19

Let Marinette go the fuck off 2k19

Let Marinette grow as a person 2k19

LET MARINETTE BE FUCKING HAPPY AND NOT A PUDDLE OF EMBARRASSMENT 2K19

#marinette dupain cheng #bevvy rants #miraculousladybug #ml salt #miraculous ladybug season 3 #ugh #tw: cussing

[miraculouslesbians]

Chloe resisted being akumatized! And giving in to Sabrina+mayura

I'm proud.

Fuck asstruc that says that she cant be redeemed. But I'm sure he will provide me with content that will make me think she cant be redeemed just cause.

#miraculer #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lesbians