#fuck gunther but this is cute

[princemick]

MICK -- DTS S5 E4

#fuck gunther but this is cute #mick on his tippie toes hugging him #god it kills me he had so SO much hope #f1 #dts #drive to survive #mick schumacher #haas.mick #kyle.gif #f1edit #dtsedit #mickschumacheredit #also...GARYYYYYYY fuck me im sobbing #gary gannon #... #gunther steiner #ig #for the blacklist

[levmada]

Random but I can’t get this tiny scenario out of my head

Canonverse, levi and reader are bickering about something (they haven’t acknowledged their feelings/confessed) and someone (I’m picturing either eld or gunther) walks by and says to another “why are mom and dad fighting?” Or “I don’t like when mom and dad fight” something along those lines and levi & reader hear that and just immediately stop arguing to look at whoever said that in pure, slightly flustered, shock & confusion

Then at the same time they both start fumbling to disagree with the sentiment, completely forgetting what they were arguing about before

I’m so sorry if this doesn’t make much sense, terrible at expressing my thoughts/ideas but I just really wanted to share it with you bc I thought it was cute and funny

You sigh, stressed. “Do you have to be good at everything?”

The only reason Levi agreed to take his work outside today is the shade the clouds provide from the half-summer, half-autumn sun. Leaves whirl around the courtyard, but the heat has its foot halfway out the door still. And maybe because you were taking your work outside, which you do often together anyway, by candlelight. Maybe.

“Not everything,” Levi mutters. He’s even multiplying—numbers of soldiers, numbers of supplies, those lost, those on the way—as he talks, large and uneven figures. He can do it all in his head.

“Yes, everything,” you whine. You stare forlornly down at your papers. “Strategy, math, fighting—”

“Fighting,” he bites back, looking at you now. You actually can tell that he’s not being serious—that sparkle behind his eyes wouldn’t be there if he was annoyed with you.

“Ah… What you’re best at.”

“I get the job done.”

“You do not,” you bicker. “You’re Humanity’s Strongest—”

He flicks your ear with a sour expression on his face. “Enough.”

“Denial, is it?”

“Shit-for-brains, is it?”

You swallow a laugh like a heavy stone in your throat and bite down on the inside of your cheek, attempting to scowl like Levi’s effortlessly doing. In the middle of your staring contest, you forget the courtyard and catch a voice—Gunther?—as he and someone else amble by.

“Hate it when Mom and Dad fight.”

Eld snickers.

Levi whips his head in their direction, but, definitely sensing a punishment, have already hurried off in the direction of the Mess Hall.

You for one freeze, heat creeping across your cheeks. That vague warm feeling that you’ve become accustomed to letting bloom whenever you’re around Levi fills you with a profound sense of guilt. But mostly embarrassment.

“Idiots,” Levi mutters. One hand on his ledger curled into a fist. Only one side of his face is visible, but you don’t need to make eye contact to see that he’s blushing almost crimson.

“...Yeah,” you agree awkwardly. You clear your throat. “Gods, if I had kids, I’d never send them anywhere near the Survey Corps.”

“I’ll get them for it. Later.” He finally glances at you, only for his gaze to drop back down to the ledger.

You nod, your heart panging in your ears. Mom and Dad. Oh gods. Oh fuck. He’s so fucking pretty when he blushes. What were you arguing about?

“You do that,” you say.

#levi ackerman fluff #levi ackerman x you #levi x you #levi x reader #levi x oc #captain levi x reader #captain levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi.thoughts

[babiebom]

Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

No

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

No

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

NO

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

No

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

No

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

No

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HA

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

No

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

No

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

No

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

No

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

No

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

No

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

No

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv headcanons #stardew headcanon #stardew valley headcanons #sdv shitpost #stardew shitpost #stardew valley shitpost #sdv expanded #stardew expanded #ridgeside village #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott #sdv lewis #sdv pierre #sdv george #stardew victor #stardew valley ridgeside #stardew sebastian #stardew shane #stardew sam #stardew harvey #stardew elliott #stardew alex #sdv alex #sdv kent

[yakumtsaki]

We begin this update with a sign of things to come, aka the appearance of this creepy orb with zzzz’s in the corner of our lot. I was freaking out about it thinking the lot is fucked, but it turned out to be..

..iVAN’S MIDSECTION. WTF

-𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙰.𝙴𝚇𝙴! 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄; 𝙸'𝙼 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚁𝙱 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚂𝙾 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳; -Well that’s my cue to fuck off-

-It’s been shit knowing you, flops! -GOODBYE KITANA, WOOOOOOOF💔 -Shut up, Veronica, you pencil-necked freak. Alright beam me up, bony bozo. -UH, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE A LITTLE LONGER, WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT💀 -Ohoho nice try, pussyboi, now take me with you before you catch these claws. -GOOD LORD💀

Ya Grim I know, our Kitana sure was special❤️ RIB, baby (Rest In Blood).

In the meantime, my attempts to make Felina and Bartholomew unhate each other continue..

..and are clearly DOOMED. Bro why. WHY DO YOU TWO EVEN HATE EACH OTHER, I DON’T GET IT. You have the only pair of good parents we’ve ever produced, wtf is your problem.

-It’s biological!!!

What??

-Failina is right for once, the return of the recessive ginger genes brought the Union spirit back with it!

Oh wow that’s just great, we better save some of this Union spirit in the pantry in case recession hits. Fml. I DID manage to make them un-enemies, they just regularly hate each other now, so yay me :(

After Don’s death so close to Jojo’s bummed me the fuck out I gave the rest of the elders elixir and I don’t care! I can’t have major deaths each update, I’m not strong enough.

-Well don’t worry, I’m gonna do the hard work for you and kill Sophie right now!

Glitched Butler #8 istg. I can’t believe I had to go back to hiring these losers because of how useless iVan is.

Case in point, Bartholomew misses the bus because he wants to watch the iVan-Sandy Deathmatch of the Undead.

-Geez, it’s so violent!

THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH FELINA ALL DAY

-I know, let me write down some tips!

Cyn is in deep mourning, she’s been rolling 0 romantic wants (!!!) all she wants to do is chill and play with the pets💔

-No, Jack Do, I don’t want to elope with you and ‘live in Al Simhara as Indiana Jones impersonators’, stop calling here before I sic my killbot on you🌸

Omg Cyn I know what would make you feel better, how about planning Felina’s birthday party?? (*ominous music*)

-Omg I would love that!💗

Omg yay!💗

-𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙴, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁; -What is that? -𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁;

Bartholomeow please.

-Fine, I’ll do something useful!

How about that pile of homework, Mr C+?

-How about iVan’s job! Man I wish I was a robot butler, then I’d never lose a fight to Failina again! I won’t step foot in school until I’m the ultimate fighting machine! 

Sophie can you talk to this brat, please?

-In a minute, finally a kid around here with the sports OTH! You won’t believe what a nerd your dad was when he was your age, Barth. -Oh he still is, I broke his jaw the other day playing catch. -That’s my boy!

-I’m back from school and I got another A+ and it’s my birthday!!! My life could literally not be better!!!! (*ominous music*)

-Dad, dad, I got another A+!!! So much better than Barfolomew, right?? Right??? You know he skipped school today!!!! -Oh that’s amazing, sweetie, as is Sandy all of a sudden!

Of course. OF COURSE YOU’RE INTO SANDY NOW THAT SHE’S BANGING A RELATIVE OF YOURS. I hate these Gunther genes so fucking much. Whatever, time for Felina’s party! (*ominous music intensifies*)

Good job, Cyn, super cute!

-Yay! Blow out your candles, baby!🌸 -WOOOO GO FELINA -You know what, I’m just gonna stand here. 

Shajar I’m already regretting giving you elixir. Go on Fel!  

-NOT SO FAST

WHAT. BARTHOLOMEOW OH MY GOD

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SIS

D U D E

YA SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

HE STRAIGHT UP CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO RUIN HER PARTY AND LEFT. UN.REAL

-Ok, let’s all pretend what happened didn’t happen, GO FELINA WOOO💗 -GREAT PARTY BABY, GO ON -Um, am I the only one who saw Bartholomeow beat her up?

NOT NOW SUGAR, CAN IT

YAY, happy birthday, Fel! Man she looks like an exact Sophie/Shajar mix aka exactly like Sophito but with Liz’s nose! Adorb! Now let’s roll for aspiration..

FAMILY?!? LMAO a lil ironic isn’t it?? 

-MY FAMILY WILL CRUSH BARFOLOMEOW’S FAMILY

Well when you put it like that. Love that chemistry panel too, either Felina is ending up with a woman or an eyelinered bejeweled Don type. Let’s pray for the former. 

-I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT DID TO ME. I CALL ON HEAVEN AND EARTH TO WITNESS MY CURSE: A PLAGUE ON BARFOLOMEOW AND ALL HIS DESCENDANTS 

Alright, let’s lighten up, shall we? 

That’s better, Sandy and iVan are here to ruin this party’s score even further! Great job, you two!

Meanwhile Bartholomeow.. is doing THIS. Bro I CAN’T

-I’M SO HAPPY >:D

Barth are you an actual demon? I’m not even kidding. 

I try to cheer up Felina by having her light up these firecrackers or whatever they are, UNAWARE THEY CAN MAKE SIMS CATCH FIRE. I’M SO SORRY

-HAHAHA boy is my granddaughter a loser! 

SHAJAR

-Oh Leo, I think I’m ready for my first post-mourning wooho right here during Felina’s party!💗

FFS

-WHY IS MY FAMILY LIKE THIS

Why did you ROLL family when your family is like this is the better question.

-I’ll light up these fireworks to distract everyone and then I’m getting the fuck outta here!

FELINA NO. DON’T MESS WITH PYROTECNHICS AGAIN

Oh ok it worked!

-WOW SPARKLY -AMAZING -WOOOO SHINNY FIRE -BEST PARTY EVER

What’s killing me is this actually was one of our best parties ever, everyone but Felina had a great time?? OVER

-Oh God, this is still going on?🌸

Ya apparently?! Ugh. 

-It was so hot watching you brawl with iVan during my niece’s party, babe. -Y̷O̴U K̵N̴O̷W I̷'̸M̸ P̵U̷R̷E̴ C̵L̸A̴S̷S🧟‍♀️

Felina’s party appropriately ends with a cowplant-cake-tree-fire. Clarabelle, how many times do I have to tell you to be careful with that goddamn candle?!

-MOOOO >:(

All madeover and ready to go! What are you going for here, a Dark Phoenix vibe?

-That’s exactly it, as this party was my supervillain origin story. 

Ok that’s a little dramatic-

-𝙸𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙸𝚂𝙽'𝚃, 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴;

YA not helping, iVan.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿;

Trust me, I know!

-ENOUGH. This family’s degeneracy has been allowed to fester for far too long. I will finish what Grandpa Jojo started, by pruning the diseased family tree! All glory to the House of Union! Are you with me, iVan?

-𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁;

-I’m the only one who knows how to fix you.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈;

Ok Felina you’re creeping me out, you’re the good one! 7 nice points!

-Nice Felina died in a firecracker accident! But from the ashes, I was reborn.. And from the ashes of this family, a new family will rise..

OMG IT’S OUR FIRST ONE OF @lamare-sims​​ custom LTWS!!!! Wish it was happening under less deranged circumstances but what can you do. 

#long post #gen 4 #ts2

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Apparently my brain keeps coming up with cursed things so, SDV townies or SVE/RSV really reacting to farmer calling them babygirl???

And now I am starting to imagine all of them in THAT babygirl pose I'm so sorry if it's stuck in your brain too

Omg babygirl everywhere. This is gonna be one of the most cursed headcanons I've ever write (or not? depends on what people say)

By the way, I found myself in such a situation that I do not fully know the term "babygirl". That is, I knew that women were usually affectionately called that from English, and babygirl as a meme on Twitter and Tumblr referred only to men (I'm not kidding, I was looking for the meaning of babygirl and this is what Google gave me):

"Submissive and breedable", huh.

Sorry anon, but with mods you get a lot of NPCs, so I'll write about some SDVs and SVE/RSVs. I hope you still like it. Enjoy!

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Despite the fact that he blushed a little, Alex believes that he is not just a babygirl, but the best babygirl. Look at his muscles, look at those biceps, he's just made for the perfect babygirl pose! Seriously, he praises it like he won a gridball championship.

Depending on the mood, Magnus will either give the Farmer a suspicious look and inquire about their mental health, or simply teleport them away from his tower. In any case, the wizard has too much to do to waste time on nonsense.

Immediately to the clinic! No, Harvey doesn't want to listen to any protests! Get on the bed right now, and he will bring all the necessary medicines. The Farmer does have sunstroke or a high fever if they're delusional and call Harvey "babygirl". Maru, we have an emergency!

"Perhaps there are new ways of courting among young people in the world, or maybe it was an unusual way to insult my person," Lance thought, not understanding exactly how he should react to this word addressed to him from his farmer friend.

Wh-what? No, Victor is not a babygirl! Yes, he knows what that means, but refuses to believe it. But still at home, in front of the mirror, he stood in one of the babygirl poses from social networks... And blushed because he really looks cute, he is a perfect babygirl. Victor prays that his mom doesn't catch him in this position...

Morris is in a small stupor, trying to understand if they just insulted him or said a compliment. Hm, maybe he'll rethink about that "babygirl" as the new slogan for Joja cola, since the word is so popular with young people!

Please, Farmer, don't. Gus doesn't know the meaning of the word and doesn't want to know. It also worries visitors to the Saloon. They are his friend, but there must be limits to what is permitted!

Well, all people have their quirks. And as long as it's not an insulting and vulgar word to anyone, Gunther doesn't mind. Well, he hopes it's not an insult or vulgarity.

It's because Elliott's long hair makes him look like a girl? Does this word have another meaning as well? Ah, compliment? Why, thank you kindly, Farmer. He's a little confused, but flattered anyway.

Poor Shane will choke on his beer when he hears this word from the Farmer. Now all people in the Saloon is looking at both of them. He just wanted a drink in peace, why....

...Farmer, you know that Kent is married, right?... No, he does NOT want to know the meaning of this word, he already has a headache after Sam's talk about Fortnite and TikTok trending. Give this poor man break.

Yes, he is a baby girl, baby baby baby girl. He is a small child. Come on, insult him ​​again, why not! He's a fucking joke for young assholes like Farmer apparently! (Andy took this word too seriously, like the phrase "confuse your enemy by yelling at them")

Ahh, thanks Farmer. Yes, Sam has seen on social media that some characters in babygirl poses look quite cursed, but he is pleased that the Farmer called him cute, albeit with that word. Hey, take a picture of Sam, he wants send this pic to Sebastian and Abigail and laugh about it!

Still, Jio's instinct didn't let him down. Despite the friendship with the Farmer, the victory over Gabriela's corruption and all other merits, the Farmer is still an idiot. How else to explain the word that they said to the ninja elf?

Erm, thanks? Poor June, he had strange admirers before, but at least the Farmer with "babygirl" turned out to be harmless to him. Right? Isn't that an insult?

It looks like the young adventurer hit their head in the mine a lot harder than Marlon thought. No matter how the Farmer resists, no matter how the old bones of the one-eyed adventurer hurt from the heavy and kicking burden, Marlon is determined to take the Farmer to the clinic for an examination. No, he doesn't know anything about their "Tweeters and smartphones", he'll get them to Dr. Harvey right now.

#it's already too many people to tag #stardew valley #sdv #sve #Stardew valley expanded #rsv #sdv headcanons #sve headcanons #rsv headcanons #thanks for asking! #it was fun to write #sdv marlon #sdv harvey #sdv alex #sdv morris #sdv elliott #sve lance #sdv shane #sdv kent #sdv gus #sdv gunther #sdv sam #sve victor #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve magnus #sve andy #rsv jio #rsv june #ridgeside village

[itsmariejanel]

61. Halloween pt.2

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transcript under the cut 

on this post we have gunther by @gunthermunch ; joaquin and sergio by @djservo + cas being mean to one of her sons 😩 ; don by @okruee ; oliu by @verthu ; gio by @moodnamars ; and ofc helios by @literalite ; also in the background the caliente sisters by @yekkiz <3

Mia - Hey Don. Don - Oh great, another Caliente woman… What do you want, Mia?Mia - Oh uncleach, Don. I come in peace. Don - Hm. Drink? Mia - Sure, why not. Don - Your usual? Mia - [nods] Thanks. Listen, I’m getting straight to the point. I can’t bear this weight on my chest anymore- My cousins told me what happened and I just wanted to make sure you and the baby are alright. If you have a place to stay, money, you know, everything you need to take care of a newborn. Don - Why do you wanna help me? Mia - Listen, what you did, what we did, was wrong. Hell, I know you were also fucking my cousins-  Don - Errr, you know about that? Look, Mia- Mia - Don, I’m not dumb and you were not that special babe Don - Ouch- Mia - I don’t care.You were my friend though, so I’m calling a truce. Don - Alright, truce. And hm, everything is fine right now, luckily Gunther took me and little Maximiliano in- Mia - You did NOT name your kid Maximiliano- Gunther - It’s ridiculous isn’t it?  Mia - Very. I can’t believe you’ve let that happen, Münch. Don - Maximiliano is a cool name- Gunther - Please, I need help. You should come by the house, I’ll make us some tea and we’ll discuss new names, maybe something less Don. Mia - Definitely! What the hell was he thinking? Don - I’m right here-

Joaquin - Damnnn Kiara babe, looking fine as hell, as usual. Kiara - [ giggles ] Sergio - [ sighs ] Of course he knows her… Jace - Hmpf, funny... I don’t remember Kiara telling us she’s dating someone. Do you?  Makoto - [ smirks ] Do I sense a ping of  jealousy, Jacey man? Jace - Pfff, no? Why would I be jealous? Of course not- Makoto - Hmhm, [ hic ] of course not... She isn’t though, buddy. Joaquin’s just an old flame if I can even call him that much. They hooked up once or something like that after Dustin. [ hic ] More of a rebound then I guess. Jace - That guy? For real? Makoto - Yeah well, she has a little “thing” for french guys- [ hic ] Cheers bro, you have my blessing.  Jace - [ laughs ] You’re so drunk, you don’t even know what you’re saying right now. Let’s go outside and drink some water maybe, yeah? Makoto - Water is a go [ hic ] good idea, yes.

Makoto - Hey there, little angel.  Helios - Hey devil man. Makoto - You look so cute like this, I’m not used to seeing you this angelic but it’s definitely very, very cute.  Helios - Angelic, you say? You say that because you haven’t seen what’s underneath. Makoto - Why don’t you show me then? Helios - You’ll just have to wait, won’t you? Makoto - [ whines ]

#okaaaay we're back on track! :)) hopefully there's no mistakes or else im gonna rip my face off #again see this as basically little scenes going on in the party like a camera going to each conversation each 10min or more yeth #contagiouschemistry #mp #ts4 story #ts4 #the sims 4 #mia santina caliente #don lothario by okruee #gunther munch by gunthermunch #serena hino #oliu by verthu #erwin pries #joaquin le chien by djservo #sergio romeo by djservo #kiara gold #jace thrasher #makoto hino #helios dinh by literalite #gio by moodnamars

[insane4fandoms]

Great Heights Of a Mistletoe

Summary: Captain is not short, Gunther is just very tall, and he uses it as his own Christmas present

A/N: out celebrating with family, forgot this was here, enjoy

@crazy-obsessed-enby

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Why did Mark have Burt sort the boxes?

You know sympathized with Celci at the struggling to reach for things. The box you were reaching for, it was filled candles and ornaments that was meant for the menorahs and tree.

Mark wanted for the ship to feel like he’s back home during the holidays, so you wanted it to feel special. You had the Crewmates help decorate the ship all over, even Celci got into the holiday spirit, throwing a make shift snowball at Mark was fun.

It was your job to decorate for the tree and menorahs, Mark and Burt were on present duty, Mack and Celci were making hot chocolate.

And Gunther- wait, where was Gunther again-?

“My my, Captain. Even after the whole wormhole incident, you still don’t ask for help,” You dreaded the voice to the one who grabbed the box. You could feel his body behind you, teasingly hovering the box above your head.

“Well, since you know me so well, I’ll take that, thank you,” You rolled your eyes and reached for the box, but Gunther lifted it higher, a growing smug smile on his lips.

“Gunther,” You said, a little exasperated. What a sight to see, the Captain of the Invincible II, getting teased by the ADS leader, how charming. You turned to fully face the man, who was still smiling that damn cigar.

“My bad, Captain, I think you’re too short to grab the box,” He snorted, amused at the situation as he leaned closer to you. You were the opposite, yet you couldn’t help but feel your face all hot. The damn man knew how to make you flustered.

“I’m not short, Gunther. You’re just tall,” You retorted back, causing him to laugh. The dumb and charming laugh you apparently fell for. Just as he finished laughing, he raised an eyebrow and looked up, a mischievous look fell on his face.

“Now would you look at that?” You looked up too, and you suddenly wanted to curl up into a ball out of embarrassment. A god damn mistletoe was above the two of you. You blame Mark for this, as it was a storage room, so he thought two couples would’ve wanted some alone time.

“Well, we can’t just ignore tradition, can we?” He teased, leaning against the shelf, the box now on the floor. You could easily grab the box and go, but you knew you couldn’t leave right now without your face looking like Mack when he gets really angry.

“Have you got no shame?” You covered your face with your arm, not wanting Gunther to see your red face, but the bastard knew you were blushing because of him.

“Not an ounce in me,” He chuckled, blowing smoke into your face. That damn scent is going to linger you just know it. He put out his cigar, and gave a fake pout, making you realize he’ll let you go if you gave him a little kiss. You weighed the options of either giving him one kiss, or having Mark and Mack tackle him to the ground.

‘Fuck it, it’s the holidays,’ You thought, grabbing the collar of Gunther’s hoodie, pulling him into a passionate kiss. A surprise noise came out of him, eyes wide and face red as yours. But soon, he melted and placed his hands on your waist, eventually pulling away.

“You’re so lucky you were on the nice list, imagine if you were naughty, hmm?” You purred, tilting his head so he could look down at you. His breathes were ragged, cheeks dusted pink, but a small dopey smile grew.

“God, I love you,” He breathed out, his stupid yet loving grin returning. You just smiled as Gunther pulled you into another kiss, only hearing the two of you breathing, and slight jingles coming from Gunther’s belt.

“Aww, how cute,” Celci awed. Her and Mack were trying to find where you were, with the Cryo leader stopping Mack as they stared at the scene in front of them.

“That’s gross,” Mack gagged in feign disgust, with Celci elbowing him, thinking it was cute. Not sure why you would kiss Gunther and not her, but she respects your choice.

“You owe me 50 bucks Mack,”

“Dammit!”

#in space with markiplier #iswm #iswm gunther #iswm x reader

[cumulo-stratus]

watching d&g

Lots more under the cut 🤭

WARNING SPOILERS FOR S1 EP1

Having the girl list the signs is so ket core ( @mandarinmoons )

wtf is this dude on the train doing😭😭

and why isn't presumably the mom stopping him 😭😭

the train is for everyone stfu

are we seeing Greg and dharma meet for the first time???

I think we are 🤭 ADORBS

adult dharma??

OKG HI TGGH HI BBY

I love the mirror parallel

also why is dawg just carrying like some newspapers 😭😭

This co worker is a fucking creep

also HI TGGG HI BBY YOU LOOK SO CUTE HIII

why is bro wearing like the same outfit as Aaron hotchner

this intro is adorbs but is this lady doing kissing my man???

his stuttering 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

okay so he is a lawyer

FINKLESTEIN 💀💀💀💀

wtf is this lady on

yall im 3 mins in how am i such a yapper i need to shut up

OMFG AT RHE BASEBALL GAME

"i wasn't talking to you" "well you are now"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

imma need like 3-4 business days to recover from that 😔🙏

bro what when did they buy plane tickets how do they have the money for it on hand 😭😭😭

of fucking course dharma is a van life kid

Gunther 🤨🤨🤨🤨

EWWW WHY IS HE STARING LIKE THAG

IN MY NOGHTMARES

Fucking pick me boy with their story we we ew

he's so lovey dovey but also the most annoying dude ever

so Rossi core getting married like that

no way you jsut had sex

these laugh tracks are getting on my nerves

omfg can I jsut say dharmas bed is AMAZING

GREGS PANTS

GREGORYS MOTHER LMFAOOO

"what. What?"

You go break up with Ivan girl I'm so proud of her

OMFG HER APARTMENT IS FUCMING ICONIC

Also her dogs are adorbs

your so real Greg I would feel like I needed tums if my mother in law walks around the house naked when she paints

Ouuu palm reading someone call ket (@mandarinmoons)

Larry is a little odd

this whole family is a little off and I kinda love them

Oh ooo I forgot abt Greg's parents

Awwhhhhh wholesome Greg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

défend her king

Greg's digging himself into deeper whole stop

karma and dharma 💀💀

dharma stop talking abt sex at lunch

first argument awwwww

"You want honesty? Fine I think your being a child!"

DILF HOTCHCORE BARK BARK BARK SOMEONE SEDATE ME

"I went to vassor"

DOGGIES!!

dharma's looks and nails and hair and jewelry EATSSSSSSS

"no you shut up" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stop i can't

im in love this is such a good show

#cumulus rambles !! #max watches d&g !! #Live posting #d&g #dharma and greg #dharma #greg #Not cm

[fvriva]

Whole hog. Enyd. 🐽

finally. the wagie baby herself.

send me an oc + an emoji (or order the WHOLE HOG)

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

Enyd Halcyon is another rare case where I actually renamed this oc a while into her existence. Enyd is short for Eneida, an old family name she despises (in truth, this was her name in her past life back a few hundred years ago). Halcyon is intended to reflect the nature of her family business of putting the dead to rest as a member of the Requiem.

🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)

Ya girl is 12 years old.

🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?

Her old love from her past life, Gunther Gottfried, who's a ghost now. He was a child soldier that died really quickly under mysterious, inexplicable circumstances (he got crushed by a spaceship). She kind of doesn't care about any of that though. Too busy being 12.

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

She's a big fan of anything fast food, anything gas-station, anything overpriced-but-cheap-and-tasty. Anything greasy, sweet, or full of calories. She never buys it for herself though. She's always guilting Death or whoever into buying it for her.

💼 - What do they do for a living?

She's too young to work conventionally so after her grandpa disappeared/died (it's unclear) she picked up his psychopomp side gig. She also gets college credit for it but it's unclear to which kind of college. She also does some (off the books) (interdimensional) (probably illegal) work as a medium/matchmaker for a traveling carnival, the Nickecadium. Because her psychopomp work also takes her all over, she kind of picks up whatever work she can to keep the house payments and the cat food coming. She's got great work ethic for a 12 year old. Had to drop out of school about it.

🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?

She's got a cat named Meatball. Is that a hobby? She's kind of too busy for most hobbies.

🎯 -What do they do best?

As I said, she's got insane work ethic. Once she takes a job, she doesn't quit or back down until money is in her hand or her employer changes their mind. But at the same time she knows to not show her hand too early, especially because people are always underestimating 12 year olds and she doesn't care to waste her time and energy inefficiently. (If she does she knows they won't fucking leave and will fill up literally her every waking moment with busywork).

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

Even though she gets work ethic she doesn't really care for professionalism or niceities. She tries to be on her best behavior at the beginning of a job but she gets grumpy really easily.

She loves the satisfaction of a job well done, and nagging her boss (usually Death) into buying her food as a bonus. They were planning on doing it anyway, at least.

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

A few months before her grandpa disappeared, he was showing her the ropes to his role as psychopomp for the first time and she got to hold the soul. It the soul of a very old woman that she'd watched die, but her soul was very chatty, and excited to move on. Even though it was kind of a morbid moment, it's one of the rare moments where she feels something very real and important about her job.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

She isn't going through her brightest hours at the moment but one time at work she was trying to collect the soul of this teen girl that died but then the girl got up and walked away before Enyd could get there. Her supervisor at the time was a huge hardass and she didn't want to have to report it so she spent the next couple weeks chasing this rogue soul all over reality without rest, until she found out that there was an exception in this case and the charges were dropped. It was kind of her Javert moment.

🧊 - Is their current design the first one?

Nope! Enyd's visual development has been very gradual. She didn't used to be as pink, but the outfit has always been either a cute sailor outfit or a cute kitty reaper outfit. She's pinker now. Has the pigtails.

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

I can't quite remember in terms of specifics. I know Enyd's arc is one of the ones that was originally most core to the initial ship dynamic of the setting as a whole, in that the death theme is rooted in what I found interesting about the ship in the first place. However, as Enyd has since moved on from being all that romantic of a character, her arc is now a lot more similar to Cardamom's from the original Bee and Puppycat YT series.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Kid's cartoon. But more than that just generally a slice-of-life comedy, something mostly lighthearted that occasionally gets serious.

💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?

She's a girl. For now. Way too young to think about sexuality in general but she is also much too busy. I like to think she'd be bi.

🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?

None siblings.

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

Enyd was raised by her grandpa, as her parents both died tragically when she was young. She doesn't really remember it though, and she doesn't think about them much. She loves her grandpa very much so it's a shame he's MIA.

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

I love how easy it is to make her go from a funny child labor joke to a depressing child labor joke. Plus her little outfits.

✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?

More lately! She does have a tendency to pop up more frequently in my rps given her skillset, and the fact that even though she's abrasive she's a cute kid. Whenever that happens I tend to doodle her more frequently.

💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?

I think it could be thematic but she'd need to work to earn it.

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

She will never ever admit it but she's kind of scared of the dark. Luckily she kind of has built in flashlight powers. She's also afraid of tight spaces and getting her soul trapped in a jar.

🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?

The one that got away, aka Arianna Lazzari, aka the magical girl Temporum. Even though there's a truce between them, professionally, Enyd's hands freelance.

🎓 - How long have you had the OC?

I wanna say since 2017ish? About 7 years.

🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?

17 years old!

#answered ask #the-goblin-cat #chesca.oc #infinite and eternal #ask game

[the-best-ads-worker]

Bro the idea of teenage Gunther and Abe meeting there teenage future boyfriends is so fucking cute to me. Like a slightly scary/constantly grumpy looking Gunther meeting a teenager mark and Mack and the trio just full on bonding over their shared love for space. (Gunther definitely had glasses during his school career since his parents never bought him contacts. And was definitely had some braces but only had the top half done during highschool)

Or Abe being a anxious trans masc constantly fearing he’s going to be picked on or harassed again. Then this boy meets this future boyfriend. (Abe he still had to wear glasses too but didn’t need braces so that’s a plus) tell me why Markus would be one of those people who would beg Abe to let him wear his glasses. Then proceeds to lightly teases him about his eyesight but god for bid someone else says something even slightly mean about Abe’s glasses they are torn to shreds by words. Benjamin and Abe would probably just become friends due to being partnered up for a project.

#gunther headcanons #the gunther arc #ooc :)

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Royal au!!! I love these let me ramble please please!

This will be long.

The gunnerson family is of royalty. They have a small kingdom but it’s very kind and humble. Abe is supposed to take over the kingdom being the oldest of his siblings.

Now here comes in out favorite werewolf. I see the lupin family or at least Benjamin’s mom being a butler for the family. She’s treated very well and paid very well as well had a nice room to sleep in with her little Benjamin. Benjamin would eventually grow up to be a servant for prince Abe once he was older.

Just imagine Benjamin running into Abe when they were kids and is super polite. Full on bows down to Abe and says. “Good morning prince Abe” and Abe just instantly becomes friends with him.

Well as they grow older they grow closer and closer till both of them are crushing on the other. Benjamin probably went into so much denial about it all. “I can’t love the prince one he doesn’t like me like that two he’s my boss. I’m supposed to serve him!” While Abe is also going through different denial. “I’m in love with my servant…what did he doesn’t like me? I’m getting my hopes up.” And the both are so obvious to each other’s feelings everyone knows.

Benjamin has annoyed the shit out of all the servants and rest of the workers of the castle of him rambling about something cute Abe did. “Oh yes prince Abe today started talking about sea creatures to me. He was quite passionate about the topic.” And the poor soul who Benjamin is talking to just sits there like looking borderline annoyed because this werewolf won’t shut the hell up.

Now I’m not saying Abe isn’t any better hell he could be worse sometimes! Just full on at the dead of night he’s rambling to his brothers about Benjamin. He talks about how kind he was to him and how Benjamin agreed to dance with him so Abe had practice for an upcoming ball. Oh how many nights of sleep were Gunther or Hank were forced to stay awake since Abe was rambling.

I haven’t really thought about how they would eventually confess to each other. Probably a by accident by saying “I love you” or something. But they would keep there relationship a secret well try too. It’s not their fault they keep getting walked in on when they’re kissing. At this point the whole staff has seen them kiss at least 3 times ; even Benjamin’s mom has seen them kiss. The royals figured out Abe was gay from them seeing Benjamin and Abe kissing, but they saw it coming lol.

As time dose go on their relationship becomes more and more open. Simple hand holding and touches you know. Side note just thought of something, back when both were crushing on each other Abe would only dance with Benjamin. So someone asks “well why do you only dance with Benjamin at balls full of other princes and princesses, your supposed to find a future queen or king there.” And Abe just responds with. “Benjamin helps guide me through dancing is all.” Which isn’t a Lie but like we know you dance with him so you two can hold each other, shut yo gay ass up.

Markus time!!! :3

So Abe is probably a stable hand. They take care of the knights horses and the royals horses. Well he’s treated like crap mostly by the knights. They shove him around and tease him all the time, bunch of fucking bullies basically. But he’s payed well by king iplier (Markus father) so he deals with the harsh treatment.

Markus probably also teases Abe and the stable worker ignores his behavior. The spoiled prince would probably after a few years become fond of Abe and think of him like a friend. Now Markus would still tease and harass Abe but now it’s friendly. He would gently shove Abe and make fun of him having to work on horses. Abe finds it annoying but he deals with it.

Now here comes the mutual pinning for each other. Abe would fall first for the prince. He’s not sure why he falls but he dose as Markus shows his kinder side of himself. He talks to the horses while talking about Markus. “He’s been kinder to me lately. Know don’t get me wrong I know it’s wrong to think about the prince like this but I can’t help it.” He says while he’s brushing a horse. Markus would be in 100% denial and he sometimes rambles about Abe to his servants. “That stable boy is quite kind. He treats those horses like gods you know? ‘Sir you’ve been talking about that stupid stable boy for hours.’ HEY! He has a name his name is Abe. You can not call him stable boy.” Very much tsundere vibes.

We’ll time passes and the two confess to each other. Abe probably confessed to him knowing he could die. But instead of being be headed Abe is given a simple kiss on cheek by a very pink Markus. The two keep a secret relationship for the most part, hard to not notice the prince sneaking about the stables to see Abe.

Markus is crowned king of his kingdom. Well a few months offer his coronation his father the ex king finds Markus and Abe kissing. The ex king screams his head off and how impure it is to one be gay and date non royalty. Long story short the ex king was be headed the next week.

The now king no longer hides his relationship with Abe and is quick to marry him soon after his fathers death. Abe and Markus run the kingdom smoothly and its still a powerful kingdom but it’s more humble than using fear as power.

#abe the detective headcanons #I love you all #the zombie and werewolf own my fucking heart! #two gay zombies #fuck the canon!

[dirtyoldmanhole]

time for analyzing the absolute most freak-ass set of supports i have ever seen nintendo handle (affectionately)

A-support first since this got overly long, and i also touch on the JP versions as well.

half meta analysis, half lengthy shitpost because.

well ~

Last time in the Gunter/Corrin support train, we learned that Gunter used a little toy ball to coax Corrin out from her shell post the mind wipes when she was as skittish as a kitten, and then in the B support, Gunter/Corrin played catch again for the first time.

A little odd, but fairly tame. Here though ..... :')

(pardon me for the different "Corrin" look -- i ripped these screenshots off of a youtube version b/c i was lazy about not getting into the game proper) god do you know how many random ass files i have as reference for gunter JP/EN voicelines, JP/EN my room bits, transcripts, sprites, etc ... after this fic is done i'm totally making that fanshrine if only to stick all this shit in one place lol

anyway, corrin starts this bright and peppy and eager for more.

eyebrow waggle-/shot

cute. :D

(the stretching's cute, too. like, more seriously, this isn't just wind-down/playtime, you can tell he's always incorporated this subtly as part of her training, likely modifying some soldier's training in a manner a little bit more befitting of her.)

they keep going...

Corrin: Ready as I'll ever be! There's no way I'm missing one of your throws! Gunter: All right, then. Here we go. Corrin: And easily caught. I have to say, Gunter, you have excellent form and follow-through. You know, I just remembered… Wasn't this ball made from a whip? Gunter: It was indeed. A pretty odd choice for material, I know… Corrin: Gunter… Would you be willing to tell me a few stories from when I was growing up? I still have a lot of holes in my memory from when I was little. Gunter: Of course. But you'll have to pay attention to the ball at the same time!

i do find it interesting garon was keeping tabs enough on corrin to have opinions on how she was being raised, but not close enough that she has any recollection of him.

now for an absolutely wtf level of fridge horror: there's a part of the same JP lines above that made me sit way the fuck up.

Gunther: Of course. Then, as we’re playing… On that day, King Garon was in an incredibly terrible mood… He handed me this whip. He told me that until you were obedient, I was to continue whipping you.

"continue whipping" [record scratch] wait what the fuck

... i think that implies that garon was whipping corrin before she was she was sent to the tower?? man what the hell kind of life did corrin have between being kidnapped out of hoshido and before ending up in the northern fortress under gunter's aegis.

gunter's no saint, not in the least bit (i have sooooooo many issues with the side of fandom who thinks he's just a sweet wholesome old grandpa lmao lol looooooooooooool no), but damn did he sure protect her from the worst of krakenburg.

okay this is interesting

a) she doesn't trust her memory like, at all. it's wild to think that gunter's literally likely the one dude that remembers her early lived life the best considering her other retainers (jakob/flora/felicia) were kids even slightly younger than she was, the hoshidan siblings were really young as well, and no other playable nohrian character was around much other than the occasional visit, post her kidnapping.

it's a little terrifying to think about how (i guess, if you interpret the game that way?) anankos was possessing him way back when and had free reign around corrin. that's kind of why i'm not totally in love with that interpretation (that'd be the perfect time for anankos to take out/corrupt corrin. why didn't he?).

anyway

b) that 'closed off' line says a lot from him, considering Gunter's hardly a socialite, either. in fact their whole support chain was framed around corrin seeking him out because he starkly seeks out alone time so much that it's a little ... isolating.

so like, if mister 'nah i don't need to be around people' is saying that, sheesh. i dabble in it with this slowburn fic, but i could almost see corrin being selectively mute at times, and hiding from people days at a time.

their dynamic ain't normal by any means but you can see how that kind of early-stage trauma bonding on both of their sides would influence [gestures at] everything, you know?

gunter's not just a father("figure"). or just a combat instructor. or just a mentor, or later, just a lover -- he's something that's more, even all combined. there's a hardwired sense of trust and codependency that's seared into them from the get-go.

(it's fucked up! god it's fun to write though.)

so i ambled away from my computer at this line while screenshotting these and only afterwards realized that this out of context sounds like a goddamn porno LMAO

[whispers] what in the fuckity fuck nintendo

corrin, sweetie.....

...................how in the fuck are we supposed to read that with a straight face sjkhshajhjhjjh

lol. lmao.

okay [drags hands down face and cackles]

so this is right about where i really have to say i genuinely cannot see their (romantic) relationship being anything but a kink relationship. (and i say this in the fic notes but it's not the 'bdsm acronym pasta garbage' sense, and it's not in the 50 shades of grey cliche 24/7 M/s sense either, god i cannot fucking stand the cliche version of that shit. shoot me if i ever write that.)

and i say that for several reasons.

one - if you're shipping them, their mutual power dynamics are so hopelessly tangled between them and it's the one language -- in a way -- that they both "speak" later on that is uniquely equipped to handle a lot of that and the trauma junk from both of them in a private, loving, dignifying way. i genuinely mean that, too. rev's possession arc with him, corrin recovering from the mind wipes, etc. they're gonna have to face a lot of unpleasant shit together, and actively grappling at and mutually playing with those realities is, in a complex way, hell of a lot healthier than simply pretending it doesn't exist in the first place.

(two - metatextually i think nintendo intentionally encouraged a kink flavor to gunter/corrin because this ship does squick the fuck out of most other people and i'm not totally unsympathetic to that, so i think it's a way of quickly weeding out everyone except the folks who are genuinely here for this in an unironic sense. )

three - i already wrote up kink analysis re: gunter here lol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ

four - and sorta on this note, what's interesting is... with a lot of kinksters i know, they knew they vibed differently in that way really early on, even as kids. like even in stupid silly make believe play games they'll tie up barbies in random ass ways or discover in a genuinely innocent way that they like specific sensations of pain they can control. later on as adults, a lot of times the brain wires go [bzzt] and suddenly the world of power or sensation play makes a hell of a lot more sense, and frankly, is a lot more fun in certian sexy arenas of life. sometimes it comes along with trauma junk, sometimes it doesn't, it's not a binary thing (as basically everything isn't).

THAT IS A LOT OF WORDS TO SAY corrin also inadvertently being wired that way and having these little semi-accidental lines doesn't actually surprise me that much. (i can also see this specific line being a little bit of a 'hrmm' flag for gunter in that she's not going to run away instantly screaming at the idea of playing these specific kinds of games, later on once when/if they're romantic)

am i projecting a little? fuck yes, that's what we're here for

Gunter: Indeed. I knew that striking you wouldn't ever get you to open up to anyone. So I came up with a different method - one that used this ball. I returned to your room sometime later, and I rolled the ball over to you. Corrin: Which I immediately picked up, examined, and threw back to you. Gunter: Oh, you remember this part? Good.

that actually is incredibly wholesome she remembers this part. ;a; you know gunter was always probably lowkey sad at her not remembering key parts of her childhood, regardless or not if it was moments between them or not.

wheeze

so did you know, treehouse actually neutered this down from the JP version which was straight up, i shit you not:

Gunther: …It’s nostalgic… It really is. Kamui: …How long has it been since? I’ve always considered you like my real father, Gunther-san.

l u l "real father"""""

i'm dying man

every single goddamn time i think this ship can't possibly get more fucked up IT DOES

YOU STRAIGHT UP MARRY YOUR DAD IN THE JP VERSION LMAO

it would be hilarious enough just knowing the whole existence of a (married) S-support coming up but coming right after the heels of that THE BALL WAS A WHAT realization.... hee

anyway here's the last chunk:

Gunter: You… You are much too kind. Ah, now look at what you've made me do. Corrin: Gunter! It's rare that you miss a catch. Gunter: My sincerest apologies. There was… something in my eye. Corrin: Getting sentimental in your old age? Hang on, I'll get you a handkerchief.

damn girl, 'sentimental in your old age'. you vicious! :D

it is horrible of me but every time i think about the end of this support i bust out HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING for a completely different reason since if you headcanon Gunter as always holding a flame for/romantically harboring feelings for Corrin-

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT HIS THOUGHTS WERE TO THAT ""FATHER" LINE LMAO

on one hand: 'i'm special to her :'))))'

on the other: [ O H K O ]

anyway half of what makes the A-support peak fridge-[everything] is the S-support right after ~ coming soon!

#krad loveblogs revelations: electric boogaloo

[yakumtsaki]

Welcome to Generation 4, and no spoilers but what the fuck. For reasons that will become obvious, I have to start this generation with a culminative update on everyone post-college. We begin, as all bad things do, in the main house. Sophito and Eliza have been invited over so we can ask their dumb asses to move in (since we’re over the household limit, fml) but we’ve ran into the problem of them refusing to get out of the hot tub.

-So babe, after we bang in the hot tub do you wanna knock my new teeth implants out? -You know it! -SOPHITO GET OUT ALREADY SO I CAN ASK YOU TO MOVE IN -In a minute, mom, gawd!

-Do you think your mom will like me, Soph? -I can’t see how she wouldn’t after watching us have sex in her hot tub!

-Great job knocking my son’s teeth out, Eliza! -Thank you, Mrs. Miguel!  -Please, call me Mom! 

LOL ya I had a feeling you two violent lunatics would hit it off. 

In case you were wondering, Shajar remains THE WORST. Cyneswith is more excited to see Sophito again than his own mother is.

-Welcome home, son! You made your mama proud with all that hoeing, huhu!🌸

-CYN, ARE YOU AWARE THAT SOMEONE IS MAKING OUT IN OUR HOUSE THAT ISN’T YOU AND iVAN?!? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???

Ah, it’s like we never left!

Jojo is unironically 106yo so it’s wedding time, no time to draw this out at all.

-This wedding looks like garbage >:(

Excuse me?? I even got you those Celebration balloon chairs, I normally get the cheap garden ones and call it a day. If I even bother getting chairs at all, that is!

-I don’t care!!! I want my dream wedding!!!

Ya, best we can do around here is your dream divorce.

-Oh Sophito, standing here with you, in front of our families who don’t give a fuck and June in a wedding dress, brings up so many emotions.. Mainly the urge to scream hysterically.. -It’s gonna be ok babe, just stay calm. Focus on me and the fact I managed to not pop the collar on my wedding suit!

Awww, congrats guys!

-What the fuck is your mother wearing?

LOL sorry I forgot to change her formalwear!

-It’s still better than June’s. 

I SAID I’M SORRY

Despite some small sartorial problems, this is actually one of the better weddings we’ve ever thrown? There’s smustling..

..brotherly reunions..

..more brotherly reunions..

..and a zombie vs robot deathmatch! I don’t know what more Liz wanted, tbh.

A great wedding, if I say so myself!

-It was not. 

Whatever! Time to move on!

Daniel reunites with his bebes and meets their intendeds, who have moved in next door!

-Blue Meatballs, what a throwback! Going from my brother to my daughter.. Wow, I REALLY don’t know how I feel about that.

Let me help, you feel happy! 

-Do I though?

Yes, because June is happy, God help us. 

-Ok then!

June’s little sisters idolizing her is SO CUTE I CANNOT..

..it also makes perfect sense as Cleo and Cecilia are the biggest fucking nerds I’ve ever played, I think I’m legit gonna go in a Curious Bros direction with them.

We leave Daniel in perpetual happiness with Tara and his human and cat bebes-

-and move to Asshole Manor! Ok you two, take a break.

-What? But that’s only the 8th time we’ve banged today!

IT CAN WAIT. 

-It really can’t, we’re 90yo! 

Ya exactly, so the time has come..

..to reconnect, and in Gunther’s case, MEET your kids. Reginald stop thinking about crypto FOR 1 SECOND GOOD LORD

It quickly becomes apparent that we’re dealing with a level of estrangement that a few visits aren’t gonna fix, so it’s time for Gun and Mel to take their kids on a vacation! Isn’t this exciting, kids? 

-Fuck our lives💜 -I’m a woman of science but I kept praying for our plane to crash.  -It’s only 3 days, guys, how bad can it be?  -Our rooms have no computers, Reginald. -That’s not a thing, then people wouldn’t be able give financial advice on the internet! -Ya, they are not. -YOU’RE LYING. GET AWAY FROM ME

-Listen son, this isn’t easy for me to say.. -It’s ok, dad, I think I know what you’re thinking. -Then would you please get out so I can bang Melody in this sauna?

-Let’s go, kiddos, this is gonna be fun!  -Uh, mom, where’s the pilot?💜 -I’m the pilot! -Since when?? -Since this very morning when I took a class! I’ve topped 7 careers, how hard can this be? 

-I am relaxed.. I do not need to give financial advice on the internet..

-I am centered.. I do not need to give financial advice on the internet..

-I am floating.. I do not need to give financial advice on the internet.. -Hey kid, any suggestions on what to order around here? -You mean.. ADVICE on how to ALLOCATE your meal BUDGET?!?

How’s it going, JuJu?

-Having a lot of fun eating soup with chopsticks💜  -Can we go home already? I’m losing career momentum, at this rate I won’t be Chief of Staff by age 23! 

Fine, fine, we’ve made some valuable bonding progress already:

-Aaaaah, isn’t this great? -It sure is, mom!💜 -How many ‘get promoted’ wants do I need to roll before you take a hint? -You know, June, you get your workaholism from me!  -Oh ok then, that definitely makes up for being a teen girl growing up without a mother! 

OOF, ok this will take some time, let’s check out.

We return home and June straight tops the medical career-

-AT THIS AGE. I CANNOT. You know what will make this day even better??

HUHU💙🧆

We’re officially Blueballed! Man, that doesn’t sound right. Look at Melody in her matching teal dress, supportive queen! 

-It seems like yesterday I was trying to break Lakshmi and Gunther up, and now here she is, marrying my daughter!

Ok, legit let’s not think too hard about this because it’s very upsetting. Julian and Stacy I’ve decided I will not marry since they don’t want to and they’re married in their 💜s anyway. Next household..

..and I’m gonna let this picture speak for itself. I found out something genuinely shocking: BRIT AND HALF-ALIEN PROF ARE BFFS. Like they’ve been friends since BEFORE Trista banged Gunther, in her memory panel she become besties with Brit first?? Wtf. 

-We’re gonna be family now, isn’t that exciting, Brit Brit? -OH YA, IT’S EVERY MOTHER’S DREAM: HER SON GROWING UP AND MARRYING HER BEST FRIEND -I know, right?  -THIS IS SICK! -You’re on to talk, Castor, he’s probably into older women because of you and Brit!  -BRIT WASN’T MY PROFESSOR, TRISTA -I wasn’t Reginald’s professor either, I’m an art prof! So I’m broke to boot!  -I’m gonna go lie down. -Ya, right behind you, darling, but I think I’m gonna vomit first! Which is a shame because I just ate some excellent quail’s legs! 

Brit is acting up against this marriage like a rebellious teen, soaping her own gaudy fountain.

-That will teach Reginald! 

It really won’t!

LOL @ SHOWING UP IN YOUR SWEATPANTS, COME ON BRIT

-I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS. 

What about now that Reggie gave birth to a beautiful ginger half-alien bb named BRITANNICUS? (I figured Half Alien Prof knocking him up made canon sense, hehe.)

-Ok, I accept this🖤

Good! Time for our final household!

Sugar and Claire! They adopted a bunch of Wulf’s 30 pets and moved into this beautiful house that I of course didn’t build.

Sugar autonomously knocked Claire up the literal second they moved in so we had a shotgun wedding..

..catered by Claire!

-What are these salads you guys are eating?? -Oh uh.. we kinda brought them with us.  -WHY -Uhh.. We don’t feel worthy of your food? -AWWWW. That’s true, you’re not! 

Sugar actually started the military career at like level 8 thanks to his insane college grades and I was like wtf??

-I got fired :(

Ya, that’s more like it.

Claire is also doing shockingly well, she’s a lvl 9- 

-And I’ll be a level 10 once I figure out how ovens work!

-and she gives birth to a beautiful bb whom Sophito attempts to kidnap after showing up uninvited, wtf. Anyway, the bb is a boy and I name him Spice! Now Claire has Sugar, Spice, and everything nice :)

I don’t know what drugs Sophito is clearly on because it appears he came over to legit.. help the new parents? Like he fed Spice and then started cleaning? Very shocking stuff in this family.

Sugar is a really good parent, I don’t know where the fuck he could have possibly learned this but it’s super cute!

AND HE TOPS HIS CAREER AND GETS THIS INSANE BONUS. YAS

I’m so proud of you!!! And boy was that cavalier hat doing a lot of heavy lifting when it came to your face. 

Spice grows up and the Don nose claims another generation :(

-Ah, I’m so glad my son is learning this at age 2 and not age 12 like I did :)

Claire is skilling like crazy because let me tell you, she is UNQUALIFIED AS FUCK. Like legit Wyatt-tier when he started as a SWAT Team Leader and was missing half the necessary skill points..

..and it turns out to be a complete time waste because she tops her career by chance card LOL

Congrats, Claire!!! 

-I knew I’d make it! Claire’s Frozen Meat Delights™ is going global! 

It sure is! Globally banned! What a perfect day, I’m sure nothing will ruin it! Why am I hearing hearts??

Oh right, it’s because SUGAR IS BANGING JESSICA PICASSO WHOM HE BROUGHT OVER FROM WORK

WHAT THE FUCK SUGAR

-I couldn’t help it, we practically have the same face!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG 

-My genes! 

BRUH. Real talk I legit didn’t know what the fuck to do with this, I haven’t felt as bad as I did for Claire since DANIEL. I think this is very true to life too, like how many hot girls ‘give a chance’ to some fug guy because he was nice/funny/whatever and he ends up cheating?? Fucking hell.

I quickly decide there’s no coming back from this because I even stopped Sugar and then he went back and BANGED JESSICA AGAIN and is full on in love with her:

ONE BOLT. 1 VS 3 WITH CLAIRE. I CANNOT WITH THIS LOSER- 

-so I invite Jessica over so Claire can catch them, this is truly BULLSHIT.

Claire loves him so much she’s straight up heartfarting over him WHILE DIVORCING HIM. HE’S THE WORST

And poor Spice goes into aspiration failure because he had a fear of his parents divorcing, amazing! Great job, Sug!

-WAAAAAAAAH I CAN’T BELIEVE HAVING AN AFFAIR RUINED MY FAMILY, THAT’S NOT WHAT I LEARNED GROWING UP

GET OUT OF HERE SUGAR

Poor Claire immediately goes to teach Spice to talk so she can repair his aspiration..

..and beats up Jessica’s dumb ass. She then rolls the want to go on a date and I’m like don’t have to tell me twice:

WILFRED IS BACK LOL. Bro I still cannot fucking BELIEVE this has happened, Sugar was so loyal the entire time, I think once he got married it triggered the Cyn genes?? I have no other explanation for it. 

Now the question arises, what the fuck to do with Sugar, because I’m not playing a single Sugar household. So, with a heavy heart: 

-It’s ok, bro! -You’re not judging me for destroying my family for no reason whatsoever? :( -Of course not, who am I to judge?

-Sophito’s right, honey, your family, including your dad’s hot ass, will always be here for you with no judgment! Because we have absolutely no room to judge💗

-SUGAR YOU’RE A FUCKING DISGRACE. RUNNING OUT ON YOUR FAMILY LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU  -I DIDN’T RUN, I WAS KICKED OUT! -SHUT YOUR STUPID TRAP. WE HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT YOU SO YOU’RE SLEEPING IN THE CRYPT WITH SANDY. NOW FUCK OUTTA HERE, I HAD TO INTERRUPT MY WOLF-WAITING TO BERATE YOU 

Sugar happily heads off to work the next morning along with Sophito but I’m not seeing him getting in the car..

..and it’s because JOJO STOPPED HIM TO DO THAT AUTONOMOUS LECTURE INTERACTION. I CANNOT

-Listen here, you absolute disappointment, as long as I’m head of this family you’re gonna be paying rent to live in my crypt! -Well that won’t be very long, you’re 108! -Sophie is gonna be head after me, so good luck with that! Now fork over that 55k bonus! 

-I don’t have that, Claire got it in the divorce! -YOU FUCKING WHAT. SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE -The 20k I moved in with :( -THAT’S AUTOMATIC -I know :( -GET OUT OF MY SIGHT 

Welcome home, Sugar!

Same, Sandy, same. 

#gen 4 #ts2

[boypussydilf]

watching evergreen for the very first time like “haha omg this looks cute what!!! hey that’s fun!! oh his name is gunther well that’s interesting. hey that guy looks a lot like the ice king- Um. there’s a What. and you’re going to build a What. What. What. What. What. What. What. WHAT. THE FUCK.” I CAN REMEMBER THE EXPERIENCE SO CLEARLY. GOD. you guys ever have the dino-boy dream? with the asteroid?

#PUNCHES THE WALL. GODDDDDDDDDDDD #basilposting #atlb

[pastsaoi]

after i wrote my nxx stardew fic (farm time) i started thinking abt..... who the nxx boys would marry so thats this. thats the post

artem - HEAR ME OUT. elliott - he has been an elliott stan since the early Days - little 15 year old artem wing took one look at that man and decided to pledge his life to him - bc who wouldn't want to just. live out in a cabin by the sea with crabs in ur pocket???? - he likes elliott. marries him on ever single save and he hasn't looked back - literally. hasn't got with any other character bc he thinks he's betraying elliott and he can't do that - (artem has a lot going on leave him be) - designs his whole house with elliott in mind its kinda cute.... - imagine having ur bi awakening to elliott from stardew valley couldn't be artem wing (lies) - do Not ask if he's ever had kids with elliott he will Not Respond (he has. multiple times on multiple saves) (but shhhhh)

vyn - NOT A MARRIAGE TECHNICALLY BUT KROBUS. - he loves the little creatures in stardew so -artem told him about krobus and he got to Fucking Work - he got that key from gunther saw krobus and basically called dibs - krobus lives in his house now they r Friends!!! - vyn thinks he's interesting and spoils krobus rotten

luke and marius

-RIGHT SO. neither of them really liked any of the marriage people and because of that they just decided to marry each other - it was on a bit of a whim it was raining n marius was like 'why the fuck not' so he bought a pendant, gave it to luke and the rest is history - rosa lost her shit she thought it was hilarious - they are happily married and live in the same house - THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER -no one was expecting it until they were giggling away in their little corner while playing and told them to come over to their house And There Was Child - her name is bolognese and they love her very much

#tears of themis #stardew valley #dont ask #rosa is married to harvey #i started playing stardew again recently can u tell #marluke started out as a joke but.......... i dont think its a joke anymore #lets be honest elliott's beach home is more like a shack but its okay

[insane4fandoms]

Invincible II Crew Incorrect Quotes 3

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Captain: Between Burt, Celci, Mark, and Gunther –-if you had to– who would you punch?

Mack: No one! They’re my friends. I wouldn’t punch any of them

Captain: Mark?

Mack: Yeah, but I don’t know why

Mark: ):

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Mark: Captain... How do I begin to explain Captain?

Celci: Captain is flawless.

Burt: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Gunther: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Mack: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome

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Mack: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Mark: >:O language

Captain: Yeah watch your fucking language

Celci: Okay, who taught Captain the fuck word?!

Gunther: 'The fuck word'.

Burt: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Captain: Oh my god he censored it

Gunther: Say fuck, Burt.

Captain: Do it, Burt. Say fuck

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Captain: I put the pun in punishment

Burt: I put the top in unstoppable

Celci: I put the cute in execute

Mark: I put the sexy in dyslexia

Gunther: I put the ass in class

Mack: I put the D in Captain

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Captain: *dies*

Gunther: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Celci: Bullshit. One month.

Burt: Nah, half a month.

Mark, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAPTAIN JUST DIED!

Mack, scratching chin in thought: One week

P.S.- Part 3 will probably be ready tomorrow

#in space with markiplier #iswm mack #iswm mark #iswm #iswm celci #iswm burt #iswm gunther