#fuck i misspelled frog

[castametric]

this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

#star wars #star wars art #sw art #this is the dumbest nerdiest skill I have #but it’s so fun to see everybody’s little messages #it’s especially funny when they’re just what the artist wanted to put #because then you know they were probably thinking like #oh no one’s going to know what it says haha #but I know #lmao #clone wars art #star wars fanart #aurebesh

[jacquelinemerritt]

Dragon Ball Z: Episode of Bardock Abridged Review

Originally posted December 14th, 2015

I’m not sure what’s going on, and I’m okay with that.

The scenario for “Episode of Bardock” set up by the source material is a very strange one. After being hit with Freeza’s planet destroying energy ball, Bardock is somehow sent back in time four thousand years, and he finds himself meeting the previous evolution of the Saiyan race and encountering Lord Chilled, the ancestor of Freeza.

He also apparently gains the power to go Super Saiyan, starting the legends that inevitably spread throughout the galaxy when he uses this power to defeat Chilled, which would seem to break every rule about time paradoxes that we know to exist.1 That scenario creates a problem very different from the problem of Revenge of Cooler; Team Four Star has to figure out a way to get us to suspend our disbelief despite the ridiculousness of this story.

Their solution is a damn clever one. To make this story palatable, they turn its ridiculousness up to eleven and add a layer of meta-commentary to the story itself. Right before Bardock gets transported to the past, the narrator claims that this should be Bardock’s end if it weren’t for the need to merchandise him, and then for good measure, the chorus to “Time Warp” from Rocky Horror plays. The purple Saiyans all sound like the exact same impression of Kermit the Frog, and their names are all misspelled derivatives of 90s rappers, with town doctor being named Dr. Dray and his son being named Twopock.

Lord Chilled, Freeza’s ancestor, is even more eccentric and demanding than his future progeny, and he has the most ridiculous British accent and high pitched voice of any character in the series. When Bardock realizes what is going on, it is the ridiculousness of this scenario that causes him to transform into a Super Saiyan and gain the power to defeat Chilled in time to Beethoveen’s Ode to Joy.

And finally, we cut to Goku telling Gohan this tale about his grandfather, who immediately questions the logical flaws in the scenario only to discover that hearing this story had actually all been a dream. Whether or not any of this actually happened to Bardock is left completely unresolved, and we the audience are left more confused than the story’s scenario ever could have made us on its own.

Rating: 5/5

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Stray Observations

1Unless time travel in the Dragonball Z: Abridged universe works like time travel in Lost, but as we find out in future episodes, it doesn’t.

This episode also serves as a much more effective introduction to Bardock’s character than “Father of Goku” did. His first reaction to meeting the purple Saiyans is to enter into an unfathomable rage, he critiques the people terrorizing the purple Saiyans for doing so ineffectively, and he casts shame upon the purple Saiyans for attempting to praise him. He’s also nicknamed “Violent Savior,” and if that doesn’t tell you a lot about him, I don’t know what will.

Narrator: “So ends the tragic fate of Bardock. Or so you’d think, if you didn’t know a thing about merchandising!”

Bardock’s “spiker” train of thought is very similar to a lot of the things we see Goku thinking.

Chilled: “In honor of their deaths, my men shall now and forevermore be given the names of fruits! Pineapple, bring us to planet Plant.” Yellow Alien: “So am I Pineapple?” Chilled: “Yes!”

Henchman: “Hello. We are the Space Police.” Aice Cube: “Man, fuck the police!”

Space Police: “We are here to collect space criminals and other ne’er-do-wells.” Dr. Dray: “I can assure you we have already exiled Chris of the clan Brown from our planet.”

So, if the purple Saiyans get pregnant by being hurt, does that mean I have to kinkshame an entire race?

Chilled: “Because of Raisins! Raisins is my intelligence officer.”

Chilled: “These people seem to have great respect for you. What is your secret?” Bardock: “Maybe it’s because I don’t look like a giant purple and orange tampon.”

#dragon ball z abridged #dragon ball z #team four star #tfs #dbza #film criticism #dbza bardock 2

[lindonorris]

Details, a shortfic with Charles Leclerc!

(2/?)

Plot: Where the love between Elena Sainz and Charles Leclerc grows into little details.

Warnings: mentions of alcohol and cute!charles

A/N:. English is not my first language, sorry if there’s any misspellings

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Carlos and Charles met in the hallways, walking together to the hotel's restaurant, where they would have dinner.

"Looks like we have advantage tomorrow!" Charles commented as they took their places at a table. The entire restaurant was filled with teams from across the grid, this time the two didn't have much energy left and opted to sit at a table alone. A short time later, the moment full of peace the two had planned was gone in the presence of Lando Norris and Daniel Ricciardo.

"How is my future wife going?" Norris asked, after handing his order to the waitress.

"We hope she still alive until tomorrow!" The four of them laughed. "And please don't get your hopes up so much!" Carlos puts his hand on his former teammate's shoulder, making Daniel laugh even more.

"Did she mention something to you?" Charles asked directly to Carlos, who looked at him confused. The Monegasque shrugged.

"Did you send the flowers? You bastard!" Carlos laughed out loud, Lando joined him.

"Another one crushing on your sister? Looks like you're going to get in trouble, Sainz!"

"I can't believe it, Leclerc, flowers? Really? You ended up with the one percent of chance I still had with Elena!" Lando yelled, pretending to cry, by then, the Monegasque was as red as the color of the Ferrari sweater he wore.

"Fuck off!" He joined his friends, laughing.

It didn't take long for the food to arrive. The four somehow had dinner calmly between one joke and another and then the pairs said goodbye in the elevator, each heading to their respective team's hallway.

"Charles, I'm not the overprotective type, not even close. But I value Elena's happiness a lot. So please, think carefully of what you want with her. No one is ready to see her break again…She may look tough on the outside, but I'm sure inside she's screwed." The Spaniard said, putting his hand on his friend's shoulder. "I know that if you choose to continue with this, you'll make a great brother-in-law!" The two laughed, stopping in front of the door to their rooms which happened to be facing each other.

"You're just forgetting the most important part. Would she want me as your brother-in-law?" And while laughing, they entered their rooms, calling it a night.

Sunday, 8:30.

"Good morning, sleeping beauty!" Soraia hummed, opening the bedroom curtains, hearing Elena's mumbling. "Come on kitty, your brother is about to lay an egg, he's already called me like five times asking why we're still here." Elena got out of bed, rolling her eyes, hating being woken up.

"Is there a possibility that I can erase yesterday's existence from everyone's memory?" Elena sighed, leaning against the doorframe as she brushed her teeth.

"Impossible, I believe that the sight of you throwing up your guts must be glued in Charles’s brain." Soraia laughed. "By the way, I loved the chocolates." The blonde stated, watching her friend look for the clothes she would wear that day.

"Don't even remind me of that part, they must be hating me." Elena opted for a pair of ripped jeans and a white Adidas shirt, matching her sneakers.

"Actually, they all seemed pretty worried, some even too worried." Soraya shrugged.

"And you keep pretending you don’t know who sent the flowers!” Elena laughed while throwing a pillow in Soraia’s direction.

The two left the room about half an hour later, heading down to the hotel entrance, boarding one of the taxis strategically parked there and heading towards the racetrack.

"Good morning princess! I hope you brushed your teeth, yesterday it looked like you swallowed some frogs!" Carlos greeted them when he saw them entering the Ferrari headquarters.

"You giant bastard! Stop it now!" The brunette scolded, making Soraia and Carlos laugh.

"Good Morning!" Charles said, approaching the three of them. He smiled at Elena. “Looks like you’re feeling a lot better today!”

"Yeah, some medicine magically appeared in the room yesterday and voila, a brand new Elena!" Charles laughed, running his hand over the back of his neck, trying to hide the nervousness that successfully went unnoticed by the woman, while Carlos and Soraia stared at each other. How could Elena be so oblivious?

Minutes later, the four found themselves lost in some matter about the day's race, soon being interrupted by some team employees who called the pilots to start the day's preparations. Carlos said goodbye to Elena with a tender kiss on her forehead while she wished him good luck and hugged him. Doing the same with Charles, who was taken by surprise by the brunette's gesture, but soon tried to return the hug and thank her, leaving abruptly, trying to hide his red face.

About twenty minutes later, the cars were already racing along the track while Elena and Soraia were with the team inside the garage, watching everything through a big screen. She could go through this as many times as she wanted and the feeling of nervousness bubbling in her stomach was always the same, seeing her brother inside a car at almost 300km an hour was a horror. For some reason, that day, the feeling wasn't just for her brother, something pulled her gaze to car number 16 and her stomach churned along with the cars at every turn on that track.

The girl barely saw when the cars parked again, Charles and Carlos making a touch with their hands, the two Ferraris had scored that weekend, finishing side by side, Charles in fourth and Carlos in fifth, right behind. The team of mechanics had exploded with joy, running towards the two drivers. It wasn't a podium, but they were very close, and there were still a lot of races on the calendar.

Carlos hugged his sister once more, at that moment she felt extremely proud of him. She held out her hand as she saw Leclerc standing beside her, congratulating him. It was Elena's turn to be surprised to be pulled her into a hug.

The Spaniard gave a muffled laugh as she was rocked from side to side, still in Charles' arms.

"Okay, we have a few interviews and then we head back to the hotel to get ready. The others will meet us at the restaurant, Max and Lando will come a little later." Elena nodded, watching the two pilots leave, smiling broadly as she winked at Charles.

"Right, we could cut the sexual tension in the air with a knife, did you feel it?" Soraia commented to one of Leclerc's engineers who was passing by. The man laughed and shook his head, following his path. "Damn, who that was?!" Elena laughed out loud this time, pulling her out of the garage.

The two headed for the parking lot, heading towards Carlos' car, as he had asked for it by text message, saying that they were on their way to meet them.

"Elena? How long!" The French accent took over that sentence.

"Gasly! We missed you!" Soraia smiled when she saw the pilot.

"You both look beautiful!" He commented, hugging Elena sideways.

"Charming as always. Gracias, Pie!" Elena laughed a little, the pair starting a conversation about what happened since they stopped talking due to their busy schedules.

Soraia observed the Spaniard and Charles getting close, while the monegasque looked clearly uncomfortable with the scene in front of him. Apparently, she and Carlos weren't the only ones who knew about the flirtatious friendship between Pierre and Elena, considering that the two boys were good friends and probably told each other everything.

"Okay, can we go now?" Carlos spoke up, taking his car keys from one of the pockets of the jeans he was wearing. Elena and Pierre said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek, with him waving and walking away after touching hands with Charles and assuring him that he would see them soon at the restaurant.

The four headed to the hotel with Carlos driving, Soraia insisting on sitting in the passenger seat and Charles and Elena in the back seat. The Monegasque didn't feel as confident as he was less than an hour ago. Pierre had always told him about about the little crush he had on Elena. And that was something that always pissed Charles off. The way Pierre would talk about her body and beauty always, not her personality nor other qualities of the girl.

The Monegasque was barely aware that the three were already waiting for him outside the car when they arrived at the small restaurant reserved specifically for them for that day.

Charles saw how much Elena seemed to enjoy herself with Pierre. The Monegasque could feel a bitter taste in his mouth, wishing with all his might that it was him making the girl laugh.

From the first time he'd seen the Spaniard walking alongside Carlos through the paddock, before they'd even become teammates, he'd felt something special in the beautiful woman. But like the big asshole he was, he hadn't even crossed her path.

And now he was there, hidden in some corner of the bar with a bottle of sparkling water in his hand watching everyone else have a good time while he felt like an idiot for not actually being able to say everything he felt to the girl, and then hid behind a cheesy romance he invented by becoming a secret admirer of Elena Sainz.

“So Charl, are you going to stay here for a glimpse or are you going to finally open that little mouth of yours and go get your girl from Gasly's hands?” Daniel stood beside his friend, placing his left hand on the younger pilot's shoulder.

“You know how it is, the view is really cool from here!” Leclerc shrugged, trying to show indifference.

“Yeah, just make sure no one notices that crybaby look on your face. And by the way, the two of them are getting really close, if I were you I'd go ahead before there's really not a single piece of Elena left for you, mate.”

Charles sighed, realizing that Pierre was really approaching Elena. Abruptly pushing himself off the counter where he was, Charles walked towards the two of them, purposely bumping into Pierre, causing the Frenchman to drop the glass of beer he was holding on top of his clothes.

“Fuck, Charles!” Pierre laughed, playfully slapping his friend's arm.

“Sorry mate, I tripped and bumped into you by accident!” Charles stared at Elena, who returned the suspicious look, she had seen the pilot walking towards them and knew that the Monegasque had not tripped.

“I'll try to dry this here!” On cue, Pierre walked away from them, looking for a bathroom to try and clean up the mess Charles had left on his white shirt.

“So, are you having fun?” Charles tried to disguise that he was embarrassed by the brunette's gaze on him.

“Kind of.” She nodded. “You know I saw it, right?” He arched his left eyebrow, confused. “You didn't trip, Percival!

Charles laughed, relaxing as he saw the smile on the girl’s face, putting his arm around her shoulders.

“Believe me, I can be very clumsy when I want.” And so the two laughed, heading towards the small bar in the restaurant.

“Everything is fine with you?” Elena asked, sitting on one of the stools that were there. “I mean, you were a little airy on the way here and spent a lot of time sulking in that corner.”

“Yes and no.” He replied, turning to the waiter and ordering a non-alcoholic drink. Elena soon did the same, but instead, ordering a soft and sweet cocktail. “So you’re drinking again?” He asked.

“Yes and no.” She winked at him. “Now stop trying to get over this. What is going on?”

“It’s hard to explain, and I don’t think you should waste your time with this!” He thanked the barman for the drink.

“Charl, if it’s bothering you then its not a waste of time!” The nickname falling perfectly from her mouth. Elena laced their fingers together, caressing the palm of his hand. He contently sighed, closing his eyes for a brief moment, enjoying the sweet gesture. Was that the right time to tell her?

“I kind of…like someone.” He took another gulp of the drink. “But I don’t think it’s reciprocated. Like, she’s totally out of my league, and we don’t even see each other that often. Even if she liked me back, I don’t think that would work.” She listened to him rumbling, still caressing his hand, who would not want a Charles Leclerc in their life? He was handsome, he was caring and a legit gentleman!

“You don’t even know if she likes you and you already downgraded your whole relationship? C’mon Leclerc!” She laughed. “One step at a time! Besides, I don’t think there is a woman on this planet that would reject you.” She was looking straight in his eyes, if the thought of liking her ever crossed his mind before, at this point he was sure he in love with her.

#imola gp 2022 #charlesleclerc #carlossainzjr #ferrari #lando norris #landonorris #aesthetic #celebrities #fashion #carlos sainz fluff #charles leclerc imagines

[safyresky]

Ok, this is gonna sound dumb, but how does one get motivation to write? Like, I have characters, scenes, etc planned out in my head, but I'm always stuck on how to start out. I was wondering if you had any tips on going about that? Do you have endings planned out first in mind, or just go with the flow? Any charts made, etc?

Oh no, not dumb at all! A very good question actually. Starting something is the hardest part, imo :). I think it's the question I see most people ask fellow writers.

Starting is hard! I totally understand. It took me YEARS before I finally posted, and that was because Rise of the Guardians was coming out and after watching the trailer I went "ah shit, people are gonna think I ripped Jacqueline off of Chris Pine Jack Frost. That's no bueno, better get this mofo OUT!" I am a notorious procrastinator and the thought of negative feedback actually renders me useless, so I needed a bit of a kick in the butt there 💀💀💀

I think it depends on the person, really. Everyone has a different thing that works for them! Some plan, some just go FUCK IT, WE BALL, and do just that! Here's my kind of. Idk if I'd CALL IT a system? Or a process? But here's what I do, and maybe it'll help you find what works for you?

So I don't really have the end planned right away. I don't usually have ANYTHING planned lol. Generally, most of the things I write start with a hazy concept or idea. For example:

Crystal Springs: What if Jack went through the same thing Zuko did in Book 3, since he thawed? What if someone had to reteach him how to find what powers his powers? Who would they be? How would that work? (this then proceeded to spiral out of control into CS as we know it today).

Frostmas: If Jack was Santa, who was Jack Frost? How did we get from the usual business to a THEME PARK?!?!

Sometimes they're srs like that, other times they're downright silly:

Frog Warning: Haha, I misspelled fog when telling the hubbers about the weather. That's some Crystal Springs ass shit. Jacqueline and Charlie are just minding their business when a frog comes bouncing down the street, the weather is FROG WARNING--oh. Oh, this could be fun!

Actually starting is the hard part, but here's my lil secret: I usually don't start things in order! If I have an idea, I'll go ahead and write it down--whether it be in hazy notes, or actually writing a rough kind of draft, I just get it down and go from there! It works for me for the most part, and then I usually go with the flow from there. Where does this scene fit? What happens before it?

This usually leads to the mess that is my onenote notebook for Crystal Springs, lol. Each story has a tab, and each page is usually a chapter, and I just launch into notes there and go absolutely crazy. Completely HAM. I don't worry about proper grammar or spelling, I just write what I think happens, and brainstorm from there! That's how I get gems like this:

Or like this (CS spoilers abound):

Where on the left is the outline, I suppose, of the work (Chapter 26 of CS I believe this is) and thoughts I have after reading them back go beside the section I thought them about!

Then after that, the actual writing part becomes a LOT easier: I have a sort of outline, and can just refer to it as I make it less messy notes, more actual story chapter. And then, a couple read throughs later, maybe some scene rewrites, and voila! I've got me a story >:)

Starting is hard. SO hard. You're so right, Anon! And before I get too ramble-y, here's my "advice", if you will (aka a tl;dr)

Everyone has something different that works for them, because everyone's writing styles are different. Here's what works for me:

Start wherever. Not at the beginning, not at the end. If a particular scene/part is on my mind, I get it down right away! You don't need to start at the beginning! :)

Get those ideas down! Write out the scene, the character, the idea, the plot point. Doesn't matter how: could be notes, could be writing the entire scene, could be a shitty doodle, just get it written down. Make it real! Put it on a page somewhere!

GET EXCITED ABOUT IT! Be your main cheerleader! give yourself the Fandom treatment and theorize about what happens next, what happens where, etc. And write anything that makes you go OH YO THAT'S GOOD down!

If something else crops up, don't be like "oh man, I gotta finish this scene, though, I can't jump into another thing". Jump into the other thing. Just write it down! Who knows? It may become part of your final story (this has happened to me often enough that I've lost count).

Once I've gotten the burning ideas down, it tends to grow from there. Sometimes going with the flow works very well (and it does for me, for the most part).

After that, I sort the ideas, place them where I picture them (beginning, middle, end), and write notes leading up to the scenes I've already got.

The notes then make it super easy to write the rest of the story, and suddenly I've got a 16k chapter and 20 more ideas to fill the other portions of the story!

So, yeah! Long post, sorry for your dashes, I can stick a readmore somewhere in here if everyone wants, but there's my process. The takeaway?

JUST WRITE! WHATEVER IDEA YOU HAVE, WHETHER IT'S BEGINNING, MIDDLE, OR END, WRITE IT DOWN! :D

Once you've got something, it's a lot easier to start. And when you just go with the flow, and write what you have in mind, it becomes fun, and worrying about starting? Not a problem anymore because holy shit am I having fun, and wow! I've got so much to go off of now! (Also I hate deadlines and self imposed goals, they only make me feel pressure and then the writing isn't fun anymore, it feels like a chore, or a project, or an essay, or a work task. I'm going to be a terrible profesh writer one of these days)

ANYWAY I have no idea if this is what you were looking for, or if this helps at ALL. I hope it does a little bit! I'd strongly encourage you to write the concepts you have in your head right now, and don't worry about putting it all together just yet. Go with the flow, have fun with it, and see where it takes you! :)

And, uh, if any of my other writer friends have any tips and tricks, @lmelodie and @kscribbs and @shittyelfwriter (if u take a breather from kingdoming those tears lol), feel free to add! :)

#long post #dani answers #anonymous #writing #writing advice #SORRY THIS IS SO RAMBLY? I had to really think #I was like hmm. How DO I start? #it can be very hard i will say #these are all things I've done to help get the ball moving #maybe something here will help you anon! #maybe someone else has tips and tricks for starting too! #i will book club this shit i s2g #and ty for asking! seeing someone ask me this??? had me feelin ALL SORTS OF FEELINGS #I was like. I am HONOURED #then immediately went oh no. i hope this does not disappoint #also sorry for all the WEATHER TYPOS #i have since fixed them. weather is on my mind today #frost warning in may lmao

[queen0funova]

I posted 2,874 times in 2022

That's 2,298 more posts than 2021!

95 posts created (3%)

2,779 posts reblogged (97%)

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I tagged 1,158 of my posts in 2022

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#no image id - 322 posts

#toh spoilers - 78 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#-the great general yunan; skurge of the sand wars; defeater of ragnar the wretched; and youngest newt to achieve the rank of general in the

(Whoops I misspelled scourge)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

God I absolutely love trans characters

59 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#4

I think this would be a funny comic:

Nate and Rosa are on the Battle Subway and facing Ingo and Emmet.

A trainer goes "Now, [Pokémon]! Use earthquake!"

Everyone has a look of horror

The train derails.

117 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

#3

Simple explanation of what it's like to be a trans woman:

Being called a girl, putting on clothes that society typically views as feminine, and using a more "girlish" name releases the happy chemicals in my brain. I enjoy the happy chemicals.

Being called a boy, dressing in ways that society typically views as masculine, and having body hair releases the sad chemicals in my brain. I don't like the sad chemicals because they make me sad.

Do you understand?

Edit: Since people are focusing on the body hair comment, let me elaborate. Society typically views body hair ASA masculine thing. This has the unfortunate consequence of many women being pressured to shave something that is perfectly natural and beautiful. It has also caused my brain to release the sad chemicals whenever I see the sheer amount of body hair I have. I don't like the sad chemicals.

153 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

#2

You know what?

Fuck you

*unplinkos your horse*

167 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Remember, trainers, you could suddenly be dragged through space and time at any moment! All victims of this have appear to have severe amnesia as well!

188 notes - Posted February 24, 2022

Hey Tumblr, did you miss the part where I made a post in February that has 1473 notes???

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

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[anonymousfoz]

Let me get this right? You are a writer, a good one. You give away ideas for free and only ask for credit or just flat out don't care? You also write a series and have a tag for you and tumblr living together. This is a main blog as well not a side writing blog. You were a hacker and posted during the AO3 crisis to help those who didn't understand what was going on. You promote a frog hat to people for free. Have a Spotify playlist over 100 hours. And you are applying to be a wizard? What else about you that we don't know?

Let me just go down that list. Yes to all of that.

Since you asked, here are some things you may not know about me.

I am in marching band and about to be a senior in HS.

I been writing since third grade, was really into poetry back then.

Always been the creative type. Sometimes it's more of a curse

I am proud of my mom for playing her first COD game after she's been wanting to it since 2008. (It is infinite warfare)

I have a Blahaj named Demi (My old name that I went by online)

Foz is just a misspelling of Fox that I made but I feel attached to it and keep the joke running.

Pyro main in TF2

Nearly have a 5.0 (or 4.0) GPA but am not going to apply to any high level colleges. (Fuck you Yale!)

My playlist is currently 163 hours and 27 minutes.

I can always for a good salad. Zaxby's salads are my favorite!

#ask me anything #anon or not #i love anonymous people #but stop flooding my inbox

[heatwzves]

cottagecore lesbian & emo lemon adopt a frog. and his name is wyatt.

#me and my friend noelle lol #art #wyatt the frog #wyatt #frof #fuck i misspelled frog #did i misspell misspelled #how do you spell #MY BORTHDAY IS TKMRORW #lets GOOOOO

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

breaking my friends just a lil bit make brain go brr <3

#POSTED A FIT CHECK PICTURE I TOOK EARLIER TO MY CLOSE FRIENDS N THREE OF MY FRIENDS REPLIED AND LIKE #THEIR REACTIONS MY BELOVED I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH A REACTION FROM IT LIKE WHAT #one of my friends complimented me and i care them so much they always reply to my stories like that it makes me so happy #BUT THE OTHER TWO REACTIONS JDFHAKSHDASKDH #ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS MISSPELLING N LIKE GEBDER ALSO PREBBY it was going BONKERS and i would die for it #AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS [pretty boy] REPLIED STRAIGHT UP W ''HOLY FUCK UR SO HOT'' and i just NO U??? #I LITERALLY SAID NO U AND HE WAS LIKE IK IM HOT BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT i just sdfjkhsd;gldshrlkfhajgflkdfjgfhsdgm #IM the one going bonkers now #sdgdkfjghd also update while writing this post another friend replied n said he needed the cardigan and i agree wholeheartedly #added to the mutual road trip agenda: go to a random target and just mess around (thomas gets to sit in the cart) #just me rambling again #frogs down bad #this one warrants the down bad tag i think

[summer-sphinx]

the local gay farmer, deirdre

#flight rising #dragon share #my dragons #deirdre fr #boy howdy can't wait to misspell her name always #fr #oh fuck why was this tagged frog lmao #i never use the frog tag #tumblr please stop

[teddy06writes]

Cool, Calm and Collected- Until He Smiles

requested by outsiders anon: "AYO🥳 I appreciate u too, I love sending stuff in to u. Here have a frog turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸💖🏳️‍🌈. Very very random plotline that my brain has bestowed upon me. So right get this Y/N's like super cocky absolute chad but at the tiniest show of romantic interest or romantic action they're like lol brb gotta restart my Dell 1998 computer brain ✌️👀. Write it for whoever u feel u want to bestie- or create a whole new idea. HAVE A NICE DAY THAT'S AN ORDER - outsiders anon"

{gasp! a gay forg! (yes i purposely misspelled that, get over it)}

{Do I have finals in a week? Yes. Does one of those include giving a Soliloquy from the Tempest in front of my whole class? Yes. Do I have it memorized yet? Not Fully. Do I understand any of the chem review my teacher gave me? Nope. Should I be studying? Probably!}

Johnny Cade x reader

trigger warnings: none

premise: hcs bc too many ideas; your normally cool, calm and collected when it comes to flirting with your boyfriend- until he flirts back- and suddenly you don't know how to function

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okay so

when you first started talking/flirting whatever

it was you making him blush and stuff all the time

you were always quick with the one liners and little jokes

it was something he really admired about you, the way that you always seemed to have confidence about things like that, especially since he was normally a little slower to be able to voice that type of stuff

and you managed to keep your brain from short circuiting through the first little chunk of you two dating

(well on the outside at least)

(on the inside you practically melted whenever he gave you that shy smile)

(and his eyes- ugh it was a miracle you didn't stop functioning most of the time)

and then one day in greeting he just kinda kisses your cheek and then moves on with conversation casually

and it takes your brain a solid second to catch up

and your a blushing mess and Johnny is just like 'oh god what's wrong?'

as time goes on you get slightly more used to these things

but still

you blush every time he goes to take your hand, or gives you little compliments

the gang makes such fun of you for it

Especially Two-Bit

'what's this I see? big bad cocky greaser blushing cause their boyfriends holding their hand???? must be goin soft there (y/n)'

'johnnycakes really doin a number on ya, isn't he (y/n)?'

god i'm still hung up on how fucking adorable Johnny is-

sorry this is short

#the outsiders #the outsiders x reader #johnny cade x reader #johnny cade #johnny x reader #teddy06 #teddy 06 #teddy06 writes #teddy06writes

[incorrectmyhero]

For those of you who wanted to see the survey results!!

We had a total of 155 responses and varied reasons. There are some interesting quotes, some of which I love, some of which made me sad. I'll share some of the good and the bad.

I had a few disabled folks who can't stand for the pledge, for obvious reasons. Most of them just said "i can't" or something like that, but a few of them made jokes and I deadass cackled for like a minute.

Anyway, onto some quotes.

There were some rather rude ones, not directed at me necessarily, but those who do not stand. As someone who does not stand I was saddened by those, but c'est la vie.

I won't share those ones (if you want me to, I'll do so separately) as i understand they might trigger or sadden others as well. For the most part, people were nice and respectful, those being rude were the minority.

But for now, I'll give you some of the quotes that made me smile. This is not including all of them, as that would be much longer. To those who thanked me, reminded me to drink water, told me they like my blog, or just "have a nice day", thank you. In reading all of these, those ones made it so much nicer. Thank you for that.

And now, the quotes that made me laugh (or smile).

"i want a girlfriend so we can hold hands and wear frog hats together"

"the US is a third world country with a Gucci belt and a Louis Vuitton bag"

"EAT THE RICH"

"Unrelated but your account makes me feel emotions outside of nervousness, which is pretty rare for me (I read a lot of angst and watch too many horror movies lol). Thank you! Have a good day☺️" (This one made me so freakin happy lemme tell you)

"I like your cut, g"

"I kept misspelling stand for stan"

"praise bingus"

"yeah fuck cole and max they sucked let me read my books"

"Some people in this country are lacking in nationalism and it shows." (I find this hilarious cause I'm like 99% sure they meant patriotism)

"ok but hear me out: albino polar bears are black."

"America commits war crimes like the Brits drink tea and that's probably not OK"

"To the people who harass me for sitting on the floor in a traditional Cherokee way when they stand; f**k you. To the people who sit with me; thank you To those who respect it and share their own opinion; thank you To incorrectmyhero on Tumblr; thank you for opening this." (This person left a name, but I'm unsure if they would like me to share, so for now this shall be anonymous)

"I’m gay"

#not a quote #more about the pledge #zi talks

[sohoharlem]

Why do people find Ben Barnes and Julianne dating so hard to believe 💀 people didn’t even give a fuck when the tabloids were saying she cheated on her husband with him, what kind of benefits could he possibly get from her other than vaginal… and the only thing she’s getting from this is his fans bringing up the numerous problematic or weird shit she’s done. Neither of them have gained anything good from their association with each other.

Honestly they just seem like a bad Hallmark movie of what assimilation into gen Z would look like for the middle aged. Didn’t Julianne drop out of middle school to pursue competitive dancing? Maybe they seem so far fetched and cringey because mentally, they’re still in 7th grade.

There’s no way anyone can convince me Ben Barnes is hiding tiny ass fairy emojis in his story for any other reason than he’s 40 going on 14. No one with half a firing synapse would think a few hidden emoji insta stories would stir up anything promo wise for his album. I think people just don’t want to believe that their dark Prince Charming is actually a schmuck who is being played by a woman who misspells every other word in her captions and has public asshole exorcisms. Y’all gotta free yourselves and just give it up. Homeboy is a frog. A handsome one but nothing in the head except a few ribbits set to Bo Burnham’s white woman’s instagram.

Oh my

- SH

#ben barnes #julianne hough

[brhinetegere]

8, 11, 16, 25, 37

Character Developmeme

8. Where and when do they seem most and least at ease? Why? How can you tell?

Brhine is obviously comfortable in the water, but she’s in her fucking element in her lab/office. There’s a certain fluidity to her motions, and a determined/confident look on her face because she only really knows one thing but god is she fucking good at it.

Contrast that with big social events, where she’ll avoid eye contact and move in very stuttery awkward ways. There’s very little science to socializing and it’s very frustrating.

11. How are they vocally expressive? What kind of voice, accent, tones, inflections, volume, phrases and slang, and manner of speaking do they use?

I go back and forth on Brhine’s accent. Currently I’m settled in the “really posh generic British with vague hints of Irish” zone but I’m sure that’ll shift wildly at some point in the future. 

Brhine tries to sound sophisticated but not unapproachable. She’s a smart person and so it comes naturally to be a little eloquent at times. Although she started saying y’all and no one is quite sure why that came on so suddenly. coughBrhavecough

16. Do they dream? What are those dreams like?

Most Sburb/Sgrub players stop having normal dreams after waking up on their respective moon. If their dreamself dies, they will instead have horrorterror dreams. After god tiering, players find their dreams often return to normal, barring the occasional dreambubble as that applies.

Brhine got the most sleep of her life in the time between waking up on Prospit and going God Tier, because, fun fact about having a perfect memory, your brain has plenty of nightmare fuel to work with. There are some new ones about the game, but most of her nightmares are from before she joined the Shadowmarks. The part of her life she doesn’t like to talk about.

25. What do they need and want out of relationships, and how do they go about getting it?

Brhine wants to be appreciated. She wants to know that her close relationships, in some capacity, rely on her. She needs to be needed. Is she sometimes overbearing about it? Sure, but you can’t spell doctor without dork....if you misspell one of them, I guess. I don’t know that bit got away from me

37. Have they had any special education or training that colors their means of learning about or understanding the world? Conversely, do they lack some kind of education considered essential in their world? What kind of impact has this addition or lack had on them?

Brhine is good at literally One Thing, you guys. Tbf it’s the pretty broad category of general biology and medicine, but when someone breaks it to B she’s going to have to pick a specialty it’s either going to be trauma surgeon or pathologist. (ask her about her planet’s quest sometime I know she’s a space player and that means frogs but I swear that’s not all there is to it ask how she god tiered ask what happened ask what went wrong please I write so much that never graces this blog because I like to be dramatic I’m begging you)

#character developmeme #ask meme #thepeoplesbard #ooc

[wandering-bitch]

Notes for I Have Always Loved The Door (pt 1)

I Have Always Loved The Door is the Wen Qing/Mianmian fic that all the wlw wanted but canon could not in any way make happen 

This is part one of three, i’m sorry, but it is a 30k fic and i’ve never written anything this long. it’s like. six months of my life. annotations are gonna be longer, too.

What is this fic About? Uh. Lots. Mostly your relationship with your past and your future. making choices about what you carry with you into your life.

title is from Charly Bliss’ “Percolator” but like. the rest of the fic is in no way related to the song. Just the lyrics “I have always loved the door/but I will always love you more/I love metaphors” fit well for the wen qing mood

it is a fucking CRIME that wen qing died, and while i’m happy that luo qingyang got a happy ending with a soft man who just wants to make her happy, i think she deserves more. so i gave her a fancy job

i struggled with the outline for this so much until i realized that mianmian’s canon arc is partially about saying goodbye to your home/family because you no longer fit there + it’s not a great place anymore. and that’s so close 2 wen qing’s

so that drove a great part of the plot, and helped shape the youya/tuzai bit

ch 1

the first chapter is so funny and then nothing ever approaches it, i’m so sorry i got ur hopes up with the shennans TTnTT

i hate most of my writing after it’s up but i still like this chapter. wen qing being a doctor, nmj knowing his place, mianmian cursing loudly

“If you’ve been knuckles-deep in me, you can consider yourself a friend” i spend a lot of time in this fic trying to kill wen qing with Lesbianism, but honestly that’s just to make up for mianmian killing herself with lesbianism.

this was b4 i decided to care how i ended chapters haha

ch 2

i’m proud honestly of this fic alternating perspective, bc it forced me to learn to write more distinct voices. 

“are you eating enough red meat?” “in the unclean realm?” 

if i had 2 be in a Great Sect i would 100% want to be in the big sexy sword jock sect but unfortunately i’m a vegetarian

please think of me, an average-sized gay, with noodle arms, pushing away all the giant cooks and self-appointed nie aunties, who are trying to shove meat into my mouth

like you know how cats avoid the bath??? and their people are like “jesus fuck how is this 10 lb animal defeating me, i’m huge and strong and also have thumbs”??? that, except it’s an average sized sword gay fighting ten RIPPED aunties holding out beef

i do love the mianqing dynamic i created here and i’m not sure i kept it up but WHATEVER this is about annotations not about editing

mianmian: god FUCK the jin clan, the jin clan sux. wen qing: hmmmmmmmmmm

i think mianmian’s three older sisters might show up in a future work in the series

yeah, i fell in love with this au, there will be at least one epilogue.

ch 3

oh ho ho!!! it’s the beginning of Sword Content!!!

i watched so many videos of dao work vs jian work and then i ignored all of it!!!

by that i mean “there were only like two decent-quality videos on dao work that i found on youtube and i couldn’t study them hard enough to get what i wanted”

someone trying to correct your practice with boring, irrelevant suggestions??? it’s extremely likely, it’s happened to me multiple times, i straight up stopped practicing outside bc of it

please, men, i’m begging you. if you see me doing martial arts, rather than correcting me, ask “oh cool, what are you doing? ah, i do [this art]” and like. talk with me like i’m a human

not to be A Bitch but there is a 70% chance that i’ve actually studied more marital arts than you, on account of most ppl abandoning within a few years, and me practicing aikido for more than a fucking decade

god swinging a weapon full-speed at someone and stopping inches from their head??? a Fun Time

mianmian’s doing it as a big dick energy move

but in my school we just trusted each other to not fuck up.

im too gay to want any “”””homophobia””” or “””discovering you’re gay”””” or “””coming out”””” plots, i just wanna fast forward to the “”””i wanna kiss a girl””” bit

OH MAN i forgot wwx’s voice in wen qing’s head. 

“even after his death the yiling patriarch managed to annoy her” i love wen qing

ch 4

IT’S THE MEMORIAL DINNER CHAPTER

memorial dinners are an important part of my household’s mourning process sorry

“she waved her hand to indicate the entirety of his use of demonic cultivation, fall from grace, and mass murder” mood wen qing. fucking mood.

oh my god im rereading this and seeing where i misspelled shit ugh. sorry lwj

so sometimes i’m vague about food and that’s because the only food i can think of when i’m writing is pork. i just. can’t remember what other foods u can eat. pork and also buns (but meat buns) soup? never heard of her. chicken? what is that??? piles of vegetables??? no one eats that obviously

please remember that im vegetarian and not only do i not eat pork, what i do eat is piles of vegetables

ah yes!!! time for mianmian to say prisons are for burning!!!!

our girls are both radical leftists sorry not sorry

acab, reproductive rights, prisons are for burning, capitalism is an inherently exploitative system, unionize your workplace

“tip your servers well” -- wen qing

wwx, shouting from beyond the grave: GET SOME, GIRLS!!!

wwx’s ghost: do y’all need anything? snacks? water? a condom? ah, love you kids, you keep me young

oh i forgot “for my local radical,” i should make sure to keep using ‘my radical’ as a cute endearment for the wives

ch 5

awwwww yeahhhhhhh trauma dreamsssss

writing jin guangyao is so fun!! and stressful!!!

fun because he never says anything straight, only through six layers of plausible deniability, and that’s just a fun exercise

fun also because i Love a Bitch. 

stressful because he never says anything straight, only through six layers of plausible deniability. 

the bit where he threatens to expose wen qing and mentions specifically that nmj does not like being lied to??? took me several times to perfect and im still not happy!!! 

but i’m deeply proud of him sending the flame hairpiece, that’s some a+ innocent-looking menace right there, that’s the only thing on this planet i believe in anymore

i loved making up sect politics that weren’t specifically “let’s put up watchtowers” because i don’t think that happened while jgs was still alive

uh @ self why did i capitalize da-ge that’s so uncomfortable.

oh my god i just realized that jin guangyao has to watch his ex boyfriend/nie mingjue treat mianmian the way he used to be treated oh fuck

sorry i was not at all writing 3zun cinderella when i wrote this so i wasn’t in the habit of thinking about jgy being in pain and now???

get fukt jin guangyao

he 100% cries to lxc about this later

what’s that??? you say i keep writing overthinkers who are anxious and terrified of everything??? huh i’m not sure i agree and if even if you were right i’m not sure it means anything

“grumpy frog” mianmian mvp

god the flame hairpiece is one of like two whole good endings i did for this fic haha

next time: ch 6-10!!

#mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #wen qing #behind the scenes #i have always loved the door #mianmian #god i just [clenches fist] love mianmian

[bakergnome-blog]

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ARE THOSE DILDOS

#bulletprxf #I WANT YOU TO KNOW I MISSPELLED THAT DIDLOS AT FIRST BUT #DILDOS...FROGS...WEED... #THAT SURE SUMS UP SOMETHING #BUT I'M SURE AS FUCK NOT SURE WHAT THAT SOMETHING IS

[thelastarchangelaskblog]

Session 12

Our last session ended with us still in Wave Echo Cave, having just defeated Magic Brian and his spider entourage.

Our entire party is present, except for @imagine1117.

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(Read more.)

We’re still in the cave aaaand...Bob/Daniel ( @thechaoticwave) decides to revive him so we can ask Magic Brian questions! (That worked out so well last time with Cavlan.) Daniel is speaking through text today as thechaoticwave lost their voice.

So while Bob does that, we explore the cave and figure out where our missing dwarf brother is, since, you know, we still need to find him. There’s a set of doors that’s locked.

doxblogsstuff: DJ kind of wants to break down the door with his new gauntlets.

DM ( @the-grey-hunt): DJ is wild with power.

dox rolls terribly badly.

Tony: Well, that was remarkably...underwhelming.

We find some keys on Brian and unlock the door.

DM: Why did I type that? I can speak!

We’re talking inventory for some reason?

DM: I trust you guys to keep track of your own stuff, but sometimes the disadvantage of that is, neither of us knows what you have.

We find Nundro, the missing dwarf brother! He’s badly beaten up so we heal him up a bit.

Party: We have bad news. Your other brother is dead.

Nundro: Oh no. This is a very important question: Did he still have his bedazzled belt?

Party: What?

The DM ret-conned a bedazzled belt on the dead dwarf we found earlier. None of us remembered seeing it.

We’re talking to Brian!

DM: After too many times misspelling 'Brian' as 'Brain': "His name is Brain now.

Daniel heals Brian.

Magic Brian being healed: øh, I âm sävéd.

We are being intimidating.

DM: Scaling scariness. There's JARVIS, with DJ behind him, with Rhodey behind him.

DJ threatened Brian with a sickle and hit him a bit hard.

dox: Now we're going to have to ask Doctor Google.

We’re still talking to Brian, getting info from him on the Black Spider and what he’s doing.

Zira:  Brian, your voice is so ridiculous.

Magic Brian: Thank you.

Zira: What do you know about the Horned Crown? 

(pause interrupted by dice roll)

Magic Brian: The what now?

No one is convinced by Brian’s supposed ignorance.

DJ: So, how did you recognize my sister?

Magic Brian (looking at Zira): Sister?

Tony: Yeah, sister. You got a problem with that?

We get more info from Brian. It’s...relatively pathetic.

Zira: So you're just another greedy criminal running around and sticking his fingers in as many things as possible.

Magic Brian: I feel like I should be offended by that.

We’re trying to decide on what to do about Brian. He knows who Zira is and he’s somewhat familiar with the Horned Crown, but we don’t believe him when he says he won’t do anything with the knowledge. DJ is all for killing him.

Zira: I read one whole entire ethics book, and maybe killing someone who's tied up and can't escape...isn't good.

Magic Brian: äh yês....kill më whîle I ám bøünd...drîvé ä dágger thrøugh mÿ héârt...

DJ: Oh, shut the fuck up!

Zira had a metaphor that we didn’t end up hearing.

Tony: What metaphor were you going to use?

Zira: Oh, something about murder.

We’re still undecided.

Tony: I think...I don't feel comfortable killing him, but - oh my god, Alatar. That train was so loud.

Tony goes off to confer very quietly with Rhodey. The suggestion of cutting tongues off is brought up. Rhodey is a bit taken aback at this suggestion. DJ, Rhodey, and Zira head into the other room with the dwarf brother, leaving Tony and Daniel alone with Magic Brian.

inu: You didn't get a promise from Tony not to cut off tongues or do anything with hands. 

Everyone: Oh NO

inu: Tony heads back into the room.

Alatar: Wait, Daniel's alone with Magic Brian again.

Helio: Make this a running theme! If you're not a coward~

The other three are conferring in the room with the brother about what to do with Magic Brian. They eventually agree to not kill him.

DJ: So, if we're not being stabby about this, should we have left Brain with Cutty and McArmoff in there?

Rhodey: Shit.

Daniel and Tony are alone with Brian...trying to determine what to do with him and if he’ll be quiet.

Magic Brian: Everyone dies.

Tony: Of old age. Of death. [this is my brain farting on me]

Magic Brian: People do die of death, yes.

Tony eventually decides he’s just super pathetic. The others come back before a decision can be made, but in the meantime Magic Brian gets the sense Tony is dead serious about doing something bad.

DJ: DOES HE HAVE BOTH HIS ARMS

Nundro is led into the room to decide what to do with Brian because this guy has terrorized his family and killed one of his brothers.

DJ to Magic Brian, escorting Nundro into the room: Hey, jackass, the family you've been terrorizing is here.

DM: Oh man, I don't like it when I have to do things.

Zira is very earnest and sweet and confusing the hell out of Magic Brian.

Zira: Gardening is emotionally healing, and I feel like you have a lot of emotions to work out. Being a crime lord will do that to you.

It’s decided Brian will be imprisoned and get to see the Ironstone brothers profit from the mine and sulk about his misfortune. We tie him up and blindfold him and lead him back through the mines. We do discover a room filled with more bugbears and decide to block the doorway with rubble.

JARVIS sits on Brian while we do this.

Tony wants to talk to the spectator again, see if they can figure out what to do with it.

DJ: Let's go see the Spectator and probably DIE.

Nundro tells the spectator the mine is under new ownership and whips out some papers proving this. Tony provides backup. The spectator believes us and decides to poof out of the plane of reality to elsewhere.

We’re now free to explore the forge! We find some fancy boots of stealth for Rhodey to take away his disadvantage and an alchemy jar!

The Forge of Spells is a bit underwhelming. It only adds +1 to things for a limited amount of time.

Daniel and Zira really want to stick their hands in to see what happens.

Rhodey and Tony frog march Zira out of the Forge of Spells.

Zira: But we'll never know what happens--

Daniel sticks his hands into the forge and immediately gets burnt, much to Zira's delight and everyone else's dismay.

At the beginning of the mine we realize we need to climb back up out of the hole we went through. This is an issue for reasons of Brian being tied up and blindfolded and JARVIS having no hands.

DJ: I got JARVIS, because Tony probably doesn't trust me with Magic Brian.

Tony: What makes you think I trust you with JARVIS?

DJ: Fine, send up Magic Brian! 

Tony: What makes you think I trust you with Magic Brian?

Once we’re out of the mines, the discussion moves to murder (somehow?).

Zira: [Murder] isn't so bad when they can fight back--

Tony: No, it's still bad.

Zira: But what if it’s for SCIENCE.

I think we ended up back in Briarbane at the end, finishing off the session here. There’s more incoming next time!

#d&d campaign #rebaobsessions #imagine1117 #the-grey-hunt #heliocentricgeometric #thechaoticwave #doxblogsstuff