#fuck off gabriel

[bigfatbreak]

I'm sitting very politely and asking if it would be possible to see Adrien akumatised by Viceroy. Even if you don't want to, letting you know I'm insane about all your AUs (and your art in general, alien behaviour Shadow was so cool), you do such amazing work and I am completely normal about it

(Caspases' concept art beloooow)

#dad villain au #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #Caspases #Viceroy #Emelie Agreste #long post #Caspases is the chemical released by a caterpillar in the chrysalis that changes them into a butterfly #and his design is based off of a monarch butterfly's caterpillar :D #son of monarch after all~ #anyway tom has been working on this akuma for a longass time #because he was anticipating some stupid ass shit happening to his kid #and its happening to marinette specifically on purpose btw. gabriel did something fucked up with his wish lol

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[fleshmaid]

"Radiant is Gabriel, for he is the light in my darkness."

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill #my art #good god my fucking eyes. my back. sitting for almost a week working on this on and off #agony. pain even.

[spamtonromantic]

i am not going to heaven

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #yes this based on the im pregnant gabriel gif i love it so fucking much #i apologize for nothing #i made this myself in like 20 minutes. inlcuding getting the picture #but i had to turn off easter first LMAO

[varyathevillain]

gonna keep thinking about how Gabriel went back to straightening out his posture and a certain booming and superior tone to his voice when he got his memories back... until he looked at Beelzebub. and then he crossed hands over his chest, breathed out, music kicked in... and it's as if a weight fell off him: his whole body became looser and less rigid, his voice turned oh so soft, even his face shown the way we only saw from Amnesiac!Gabriel - open and happy and in love with the world. in this case, his whole world. absolutely fantastic acting from Jon Hamm to convey just how much Gabriel's love for Beelzebub meant to him, how it breaks his shell of official pompousness immediately.

#the system breaks everyone and we need to destroy it and kill Gd right? #Good Omens Season 2 #GO S2 #Good Omens Season 2 spoilers #Good Omens #GO Gabriel #obviously both Gabriel and Beelzebub need to recognise how *they* fucked Aziraphale and Crowley up #and apologise for the behaviour in like. a proper way not expecting forgiveness #but they're in a honeymoon phase i don't think we're prying them off each other for until season 3 for a proper conversation #text post #Varya rambles #Jon Hamm #ineffable bureaucracy #1k #2k

[raptorrobot]

thousands of me and only one of you

#ultrakill #gabriel #v1 #gabv1el #creations of raptor #i've been yearning to make a piece of these two based off of this song for ages #toxic doomed yaoi ❤️ god bless #dont mind my shading style changing every time i post something i'm fucking around and finding out #i really enjoy what i did here tho . this goes hard

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

A vile trickster sent me a nefarious package that unleashed a torrent of glitter upon myself and my home!

I have spent the last 3 hours meticulously using masking tape to extract the microplastics from my helmet.

Audio Source

gif for anyone who wants it

secret bonus audio of him opening the glitter bomb

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #the gif is supposed to be glitter but it kinda looks fucked up outside of blender lol #this was a Difficult Request. bro had the giggles. got too silly. too whimsical #if you click the audio source you'll see what i mean #on todays episode of talking too loudly makes the filter die #big problem for me when my job is editing for the guy who talks loudly #flashing #flashing gif #tw flashing #<- hopefully thats enough for blacklisting #your 'package' 'came' in the 'mail' you say?? #huh what who said that #silly gabe you dont have to do that #theres thousands of people who would. who- who would succ that clean off- i mean #uh. #kindly help you clean up! #mmh microplastics! my favorite!

[virtualdespairr]

this is beelzebub’s view every morning for the rest of eternity btw

#good omens #good omens 2 #gabriel x beelzebub #archangel gabriel #archangel fucking gabriel #good omens beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #jon hamm #neil gaiman #coquette nb vibes radiating off of Jon Hamm in these pics #beelzebub x gabriel #every morning until the second coming of Christ that is

[baselicoc]

i know that atsv and spiderverse in general is probably not including Gabe for various reasons and therefore when Mig took his alt selfs place he wasnt actually leaving anyone behind. he said something along the lines of “i found a universe where i was happy” which kinda screams that something was fucked up with his home one, i’d like to think more than usual because the other explanation is that he just left like all his family behind. Which is extremely messed up but also on the other hand a little funny

like imagine being gabe here. Imagine your older brother fucks off to another universe because of his depression and comes back with even worse depression ranting some shit about canon events. You have to be told where he went by his AI because god knows your brother has all the communication skills of a rusty spoon. Have to be told he fucking left with no intention of coming back

#spiderman #sm2099 #miguel o'hara #gabriel o’ hara #miguel #like i never expect gabe to be in anything honestly hes my little guy but sm2099 adaptations hate him sometimes #not even going to start talking about the other sm2099 supporting characters but #the idea of gabe just. having his brother fuck off but then also come back with more issues. drives me insane #and you fuckin KNOW this guy would barely communicate a thing gabe would have to bully half of it out of mig and get the other half from lyl #but also. since i mentioned supporting cast. if kasey and hobie ever met its fuckin over for everyone #sm2099 brainworms hitting me so bad since atsv #in atsv they would be even more dysfunctional than their worst comic moments #atsv #silly little textposts #please feel free to ignore this im just obsessed with messed up sibling relationships #Mig comes back to “welcome home cheater” on every wall of his apartment #atsv spoilers #<- SORRY I FORGOR

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

So I saw a lot of bug designs in the ultrakill tag so what if I like..

Whoops

#myart #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #bug #insect #the firts design looked too humanoid for me so now he’s some fucked up wasp #with stingers in the arms… for swords… #and forget logic because he’s an Angel he can do what he wants #also this is just a doodle idk if I’ll ever make a full version of the design #this is also spurred off I spent 2 hours making IDs for my bug collection sighs so loudly

[hufflepotato-18]

nathalie: did it work, gabriel?

gabriel: no, ladybug tricked me. she took the time miraculous from me. you have to help me create a new plan. ladybug cannot get away.

nathalie: you had the time miraculous. you could’ve chosen to save emilie. you could’ve chosen to save me. instead, you chose your obsession with ladybug and chat noir. you’re crazy, gabriel.

gabriel: it wasn’t my fault, it was ladybug.

nathalie: you don’t deserve my help. you don’t deserve anyone’s help.

#miraculous ladybug #ml season 5 #ml evolution #ml spoilers #mlb #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #HOLY SHIT #SHE WENT OFF ON HIM #QUEEN SHIT #LET’S GOOO #FUCK GABRIEL

[muzzleroars]

[ultrakill]

so thankful for the 6-2 taunts amen

#ultrakill #this fight has to be so off the rails right. like fucking chaos. #and so for the first one i kept thinking of gabe just. #picking up v1 and shaking it bc he's SO MAD. SCRUFF THE MACHINE #but i think of the little tank on its back as a blood reservoir #so it HATES it just being touched let alone violently squeezed #(back to thinking about v1 as a prototype and how it's pretty imperfect in design) #which means it panics a little and defaults to kicking him in the head lol #second one is the fight unraveling completely and ending in fists #just these two beating the shit out of each other #ALWAYS keeping 'fight me like an animal' in my heart #altho...with my v1...i mean look at it. it's already there #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag #blood cw #injury cw

[nose-coffee]

an angle that i can't remember anybody pointing out abt Gideon re: christ allegory is the idea of Wake as Mary conscious of what her role entails. Mary conscious of and accepting of the sacrifice her child will be used for.

she's visited by one of god's lyctor's – directly contacted by Mercymorn with an opportunity – and outside her interactions w G1deon, she's the only one of them Wake ever meets. in the bible, the angel who visits Mary is the same angel that directs the wise men to seek Mary and Jesus out in Jerusalem, which adds a more sinister parallel to Mercy being the one to direct G1deon to Wake's location over the Ninth.

Wake has no direct interaction with John/God until after she’s already dead, and therefore Gideon’s conception is, like Mary’s conception of Jesus, almost completely separate from God at all, except that the resulting child will be his biologically (or spiritually in Jesus’ case).

she takes a literal journey while heavily pregnant to reach the Ninth, and has to give birth in less than ideal conditions and surroundings. and the story diverges further from there, because instead of being visited and given gifts for her child’s birth, she’s attacked, betrayed, and murdered before she can complete the mission she did any of this for.

(one could argue that G1deon and Pyrrha’s role in this allegory is both that of the wise men (keeping up three separate identities = three wise men right? g1deon, pyrrha, and the Saint of Duty all visited on her in one form. much to think on) – but also of Joseph (especially given Pyrrha tells John in HTN that she didn't tell him abt Wake's pregnancy because she assumed the child was hers, and upon finding out Gideon isn't hers, she's obviously conflicted abt it, but inevitably settles on wanting to be a parent/parental figure to her despite the truth and the complexities of Wake's actions) but that’s just a whole Can of Worms, because we know very little of what actually went down during their interaction leading up to the airlock, so we’ll just let the concept lie there for the moment.)

Wake conceives, carries, and gives birth to Gideon, the distanced but biological child of God, knowing she’ll be used as a sacrifice, knowing through trial and error that the only viable method for this plan to work is through carrying the child herself. she does it all under the faith that if she does it all correctly, if she works hard enough, toughs it out, it will all be worth it. arguably, she never sees the Tomb fully opened, but she sees it breached.

another fun tidbit from this train of thought is the idea that her niece is named Our Lady of the Passion, a tangential name for the Virgin Mary in some sects of catholicism. beyond death, Wake’s belief in her mission to rid the universe of John and the Houses, her passion, as it were, is once again present in Pash, who is not exactly present when the Tomb is opened, but is around and conscious enough of her connections and roles to realise her dang cousin is also hanging around on the same planet her aunt died on. excited to see whatever dynamic she and Gideon develop in atn, Muir willing.

#this isn't really a theory it's just an interesting angle i've been thinkin abt all morning #wanted to share #commander wake #gideon nav #mercymorn the first #pyrrha dve #gideon the first #our lady of the passion #tlt #the locked tomb #tlt meta #john gaius #biblical parallels #imagining a fucked up nativity set where it's not even a barn it's a blood-streaked shuttle interior #and mercy's the angel gabriel. wake's holding an open cryotube w gideon in it + she's holding a knife #g1deon/pyrrha are standing beside her looking shocked/weirded out holding their spear #bonus set characters include augustine ianthe and john wearing various expressions of shock #to stand off to the side as if envisioning the scene #anyway #gideon being lesbian jesus hits different every single damn day

[scrunkly-scribe]

I’m going to eat him.

#I want to say so many things #my period is here and I’m rewatching hammer of the gods #I got gabriel fever this week #I’m sorry moots #my gifs #spn #spn gabriel #marv speaks #also fuck tumblr for not letting me make nice looking gifs making me compress them and shit fuck off

[1998trigun]

obsessed with how it looks when you skip his monologue immediately. Goot Bye

#had to ponder for a second before fucking off into particles #vraila talk #ultrakill #gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #gif

[metatronhateblog]

All Boxed Up

Okay, this one is going to be way quicker than my last one. I just got to thinking.

So recently I came across a lovely post made by @insanity-is-just-a-state-of-mind questioning the sheer bullshit power Crowley and Aziraphale have when performing their 'surreptitious half a miracle' on Gabriel. And I highly recommend the post because it really is a thought process with endless possibilities to get stumped by.

But actually I'm not here to talk about the contents of the post. I'm here to talk about the comments and reblogs made on that post. It seems in the spirit of trying to figure out just how our loveable idiots performed such a powerful miracle, people have come up with the most intriguing idea about how it's a possibility Gabriel had the Book of Life inside that cardboard box and how it could've effected the strength of the miracle (Here's the little addition from @drconstellation)

And all of this got me thinking about...how fucking weird that box is, and come to think of it this isn't even a fully thought out idea, more of a surreptitious half an idea, but like....the box was originally empty. Minus the fly.

Like the box was so empty Aziraphale was confused and tried to take a closer look. Nothing in there but that little fly with Gabriel's memories in it that we see hints of flying around the whole season.

Okay, I recall originally thinking that was weird but promptly forgot about it. An empty box? Who cares clearly it's not important.

And then we don't see that box again until later as the series goes on and threads start to unravel, when the box falls out of the sky into Gabriel's arms after mentioning needing to clean out his desk (to which Michael is hilariously baffled/jealous.)

It just falls down and lands into his arms. Obviously empty cause he's yet to put anything into it.

But then we see Gabriel putting something into the box (we soon find out it's the matchbox with the fly.) But we never actually see him put anything else in it.

He just picks it up, writes his message on the bottom and leaves.

(Don't get me started on all these little symbols yet in heaven. If it's an actual language then something tells me there's a smidge of a cypher for us to uncover. But honestly I don't know because it could just be random symbols meant to look like words that aren't actually.)

So we see him kinda...toss the matchbox out of the box before entering the elevator, also the only item we presumably watched him put in. So by all means that box is just empty right? Should just be carrying a fly and some sharpie on the bottom (all weirdly human and materialistic of the him compared to the sleek minimal items we see of the angels through the show, not to mention Michael's pure disgust at touching the match box, a human object.)

So then. This is where I get stumped.

Crowley and crew head back down to Earth (thanks to Aziraphale doing the little halo bit) and we see both angels and demons entering the bookshop, where we reveal to them finally that Jim is Gabriel.

But first Crowley asks Aziraphale where the box is...the boring little box that was empty when he opened it. This time, Crowley opens the box...and it's filled with stuff??? Hello?

I'm not sure if any of the stuff in this box is important or should be looked into too deeply, but...there wasn't stuff in this box before. And I don't know about anyone else, but I had completely forgotten the box was empty up until @drconstellation pointed out that the Book of Life could very well be in that box. And suddenly I was like...wait a minute the box was empty???

So why is there suddenly stuff in it when Crowley opens it? He promptly dumps it all out and turns the box upside down to see what Gabriel wrote on the bottom. And we see Aziraphale observing something on the floor, presumably from the box. But we never see the contents on the floor or what Aziraphale is looking at. He's certainly not looking at the writing on the box that Crowley is looking at.

So I have two thoughts here.

My first one being. What the fuck the box was empty why was there suddenly stuff in it? Why did I forget the box was empty, and why didn't Aziraphale seem to remember it'd been empty either??

Second.

Could this box possibly be related to the scene we just saw? Our dear little murder Hornet in Heaven opening a document that you have to be a Throne, Dominion or higher to view?

Maybe I'm just reaching. Maybe it's not relevant at all. Maybe it doesn't matter that the box was empty and suddenly it wasn't. Or maybe this is another one of those little 'slight of hands' people have been discussing from this season. Or maybe I'm just going crazy and looking for every scrap of anything I can get my teeth on.

This season has me absolutely feral. But anyways I needed to share this. I'll go back to my little hole now until I have more ideas to dump upon you people.

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #archangel gabriel #jim good omens #meta #good omens meta #this one isn't even relevant to this post but fuck metatron #hate that guy #if i tagged you in this post i'm sorry for bothering you #i just need to direct people back to the masterful words that make the gears in my brain dust off the cobwebs