#fuck overwatch lol

[ireallyymissu]

guess who broke their gaming chair playing overwatch >.<

but here’s a few cute selfies ✨

<3

#fuck overwatch lol #come play overwatch with me #cute girl #cat beanie #beanie #cozy #my cozy blog <3 #selfie #me #ask box open #let’s be friends <3 #ask me anything #<3 #askbox #yearning #stoner #i hate my smile lol #donate if you can #pleease #wishlist

[gunk-ice-tea]

They do share a burden and it's being misinterpreted (mostly by junkers) an atrocious shitpost under the cut

Personally i think he rocks the resting bitch face look 24/7

slay

#still not used to the new ow2 designs gimmie a minute #and can you tell how i struggled when drawing the queen #that and writing aussie talk was a hurdle lol #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow #ow2 #overwatch fanart #junkrat #zenyatta #junker queen #ramattra #idk why i made the second pic #it sure exists now #fuck u tumblr for destroying the quality of my images ugh

[mrpinchy]

yall that overwatch cowboy bebop crossover video is really really nice i'm genuinely impressed

see what happens when artists and developers get to work on something they actually like?? it turns out cool! i hope everyone who worked on this feels good about it cuz they should, it's a great homage

unfortunately the game itself is still Like That so, yknow, but damned if this crossover isnt well done

#actually cant remember the last time i played lol #wait i think it was the diablo event #cuz im gay for angel pharah #and diablo moira #i didnt buy the skins cuz fuck that but #maaaaaan #i still really like so much about overwatch but i cant stand the game itself lol #i just want blizzard to make a cool pharah statue

[bunnyreaper]

in the most self indulgent turn of thoughts:

cod x overwatch crossover where you start out at overwatch, following reyes to blackwatch too and being so loyal to your commander and your team, until everything falls apart--overwatch falls, reyes dies and your heart is broken seeing the man you love die under a pile of rubble, dying without knowing how you really felt about him.

in the fallout you're scooped up by the 141, finding solace in your new team and the resolute captain price, getting dirty so the world can stay clean. there's no discord or disharmony like there was in blackwatch, and it feels so fucking solid.

and you hate yourself when you notice price the same way you'd noticed reyes, and you hate it even more when you notice the similarities--in their leadership style, in the fucking cigars they smoke, in the way they capture your heart and mind.

it's not long into your tenure that new problems pop up for the world, vigilantes and terrorists, namely reaper, and there's just something familiar about him that has you convinced it's gabriel.

price is the only one who believes you, and backs you on trying to track reaper down since you're familiar with him, but when reaper realises, he's tracking you back.

both commanding officers want their loyal soldiers, their girl by their side. you all end up trapped in this cycle, reaper wanting you back, price not willing to let you go.

#captain price x reader #john price x reader #captain john price x reader #captain john price #captain johnathan price #call of duty fanfiction #call of duty x reader #gabriel reyes x reader #reaper x reader #call of duty fanfic #reaper overwatch #okay but i have more thoughts on these two #my daddies????? #LETS ignore how weird this crossover would be okay #ALSO LOL ghost would have personal beef with reaper like why the fuck u stealing my style #anyway im losing the plot here

[eye-of-the-hawk]

Do you love me, angel?

#my hc is they start as fwb then progress into codependent biches lol #if its not clear shes asking that question every panel #what begins as sarcasm/teasing becomes genuine #also dw about that last panel tis only a flesh wound lol #shell be fine #anyways that armour was a fucking PAIN pls take a good look at it #i swear I scraped 10 years off my lifetime drawing that shit #mainly mercy's #like my GOD #moicy #overwatch 2 #ovw #angela ziegler #moira o'deorain #moira overwatch #mercy overwatch #fanart #overwatch #comic

[diverbots]

can you do ramattra and zenyatta meeting the most idol ever hatsune miku

Overwatch 2 PVE Good Ending

#art #ask #overwatch #ramattra #zenyatta #shambali bros #I went back to look at this and I just realized. #Bro what the fuck was I thinking on her bent arm LOL.

[odessastone]

love that Niran cozies right up to some of the coldest and most unlikeable women in the Overwatch roster and befriends them with zero hesitation. his social circle must be wild

#someone in a discord im in described him as a human capybara. and he so fucking is #overwatch #lifeweaver #i love that him and Moira are like. apparently friends now LOL #to the point where Moira says she's disappointed in him if he dies in front of her in-game #and ofc Sym... #since she was like. seemingly his first real true friend i do wonder if that influenced him to feel more comfortable around- #-women who are brash and emotionally distant #now he's just like 🥰 every time he meets someone like that. he knows he can win them over. and he DOES #Moira after their first meeting sitting at home realizing she's thinking about him. and going FUCK

[zackcollins]

Brother: "I want Ana's Nano Boost achievement."

Me: "Hold my beer."

#hehehehehe #it took exactly one game for me to get it for him #sonebody on the enemy team in match chat just went #'lol tiptoe' after i did that too #it was fucking hilarious #i think it was their tank #anyways enjoy this besties #overwatch #overwatch 2 #gabriel reaper reyes #gabriel reyes #reaper overwatch #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #overwatch potg #overwatch 2 potg #video games #not sports #play of the game

[fbfh]

My sibling is getting me into overwatch. Why is everyone a dilf??????? A gilf even????? Sexy Santa Claus man???????? Sexy soldier 76 man????????? Sexy Lucio who reminds me a little too much of the guy from miraculous???????? (Nino is his name apparently. Turtle dj man.) Everyone is so fucking cunty. Serving cunt and damage left right and sideways. Would fuck most of them. God help me.

#overwatch #EVERYONE IS SEXY #NO ONE LET ME JOIN THESE CHARACTERS IN BATTLE #I WILL IN FACT FUCK ALL OF THEM #EVERYONE #GOD i love being pansexual #anyway hi babes i miss yall lol

[gluesoda]

having so many Thoughts&Feelings about big buff abby anderson and her loser gf :-(((

playing games and having abby leaning over your shoulder on her phone nd looking over to see what ur doing. spending time in loser gf's room and asking abt the posters hanging up nd it's all just like radiohead and cod posters :-(( her paying for gf's nitro UGH. gone. gf making a house for her and abby on her minecraft server n abby buying new games n shit. staying up late while abby goes to sleep bc she's getting up early to go to the gym n gf is still on her pc :-((( groaning at it bc she's getting mad at her game (fuck u overwatch2) SODA RUNS AS GF'S SOCIAL INTERACTION FOR THE DAY im collapsing rn. & this is so niche but so is this entire post but like making abby get cookie run so she can join gf's guild??!!? HELP??? telling abby the Lore to all the games and tv shows and movies (hannibal lore for abby) when she has ppl over playing mario party, jack box, all of it and she has no clue how to even hook up the switch to the tv!!! so gf does it but in return gets being abby's passenger princess all the time!!! gf gets the aux and plays only like the smiths or other loser shit

#froths #i want #abby anderson is my baby #abby anderson #this is so self indulgent #it's fine tho right #lol no srsly fuck overwatch #but imagine her being all likeable and having her socially pooped out gf #love sm #tlou thoughts all day #tlou #abbytlou #abby anderson x reader

[ireallyymissu]

literally all i want right now is this SKIN

#fuck #it’s so cute #i want this so BAD #I WANNA CRY #my thoughts #my post #lol #ask box open #let’s be friends <3 #ask me anything #<3 #askbox #cozy #gamer #come play overwatch with me #overwatch

[zanderism]

twomad died another win for transgender people

#personal #shut the fuck up zander #he fucking OD’d during an overwatch queue and no one checked on him for like 5 days LOL #rip bozo

[angeltannis]

What’s it like to have a special interest whose parent company isn’t actively trying to murder it lmao

#or in some cases already succeeded (rip Forspoken) #At least FS was humanely euthanized. Overwatch is being beaten to death slowly with a blunt object #how is Borderlands somehow thriving the most LOL now THAT is sad #Gearbox is that fucking figure skater meme with all the other ones falling on their faces #I still say this is some kind of divine retribution for what Blizzard did to Battleborn #OH I completely forgot Until Dawn is returning from the dead in the near future #save me Supermassive you’re my only hope

[pinkusmaximus]

I like that we’ve all just come to the same conclusion that Sigma overuses pet names

#because fuck y/n #actually lol #that’s why #in my writing at least #overwatch shitpost #siebren de kuiper #sigma #sigma overwatch #sigma ow #overwatch sigma #overwatch #shut up pinky

[0oey9ooey]

Overwatch Prompts

Day 1: First character you played?

oh boy, first time drawing zen. oh boy he's complex. still pretty fun tho, would have like to have done some metal and gold accent shinies but. im done.

hhh i was so excited to be a robo healer. but i had no idea what the hell i was doin ... i only played a couple games as zen then became a lucio main for a couple years lol. (i may have actually played a tank first cause i really like the tank role in general... but im pretty sure i got distracted by cute robo monk)

#zenyatta #zenyatta tekhartha #overwatch #fanart #drawing challenge #my doodles #i remember ulting for the first time just like #what the fuck is happening? im a little faster now? lol

[rtgame]

why does everyone hate overwatch and especially overwatch 2? i know ppl hate it but i never see anyone say why. if anyone else wants to offer opinions in the notes i'd love to hear them. i'm not defending the game(s) i'm just curious

ok so recovering from surgery has fucked up my sleep schedule so bad i'm actually up and at my pc to answer this at 7 am on a sunday bc i have a lot to say and i didn't want to type this all out on my phone lol. (also i have to take my antibiotics in an hour so i might as well get up) this is going to be LONG because i have a lot of thoughts and a lot of reasons

i think the biggest one, just to get it out of the way, is that blizzard had a MASSIVE scandal over sexual harassment. this basically changed everyone's opinions on every blizzard property, but from what i understand, the overwatch team actually didn't have a harassment problem (FROM WHAT I KNOW), but obviously it still affected people's perception of the game and i'm not defending blizzard on this issue. i think several people should die over this.

anyways, i think one of the big things was blizzard randomly announced overwatch 2 back in 2019 to distract from them banning a pro hearthstone player over supporting the hong kong protests in an interview. the development of overwatch 2 brought overwatch 1 to a COMPLETE fucking standstill like. there was literally no actual update for 3 years because they moved the entire dev team to overwatch 2 so overwatch 1 was updated by a skeleton crew, which a lot of people weren't happy about (me included). the only real difference between 1 and 2, when 2 was announced, was that it was gonna have PVE, which was already weird because in the past they said PVE was going to be in overwatch 1 and now it's not?

and then overwatch 2 finally comes out and it's like. there's no PVE. it's "coming later." they later admit that the PVE campaign was cancelled back in 2021 (remember overwatch 2 came out late 2022) BUT THEN KEPT ADVERTISING THAT OVERWATCH 2 WAS GONNA HAVE THE PVE CAMPAIGN? THEY LITERALLY JUST LIED TO EVERYONE FOR A FUCKING YEAR?

it took like 3 years for overwatch 2 to come out and at launch, all it had to offer was 3 new heroes and a few new maps and its like, if they just kept developing overwatch 1 we would've had way more by 2022.

overwatch 2 is also free to play, which is like, that's fine on paper, yay everyone gets to play it, but in practice it means that overwatch 2 is rife with microtransactions. skins cost like $26. new heroes cost AT LEAST $10 depending on when you buy them (or you can spend a ridiculous amount of time unlocking them for free) and its like. i fucking bought overwatch 1 for $40, these characters and skins would've been goddamn free in overwatch 1, i'm not spending money on this. ALSO I SPENT $40 TO BUY THIS GAME WHY THE FUCK AM I SPENDING MORE MONEY TO UNLOCK CHARACTERS???? there's some PVE missions available in game now but they're nothing like what was promised and they. also. obviously. cost. fucking. money. and i already spent $40 on the first game.

also there's a battle pass now for monetization reasons and i fucking hate most battle passes. the microtransactions in this game are fascinating because they make the overwatch 1 loot boxes look good.

also, they started the overwatch league in 2018, which is like, professional overwatch gaming, and i really liked watching it (and even went to some games irl) (i won a raffle there once!), but then they started balancing the game around the pro competitive scene which kinda made it hard for casuals to enjoy because they would keep changing the casual game mode (quick play) to be more in line with competitive, which was getting balanced around like 0.001% of players, which just made it less fun lol.

+ when they released overwatch 2, it went from 6v6 to 5v5 which was a change i never liked because my usual team was 6 people so this means that we have to rotate someone out, and they removed the 2nd tank role when switching the game to 5v5 which was uh... my main role was off tank... which they fucking removed.... because the game's 5v5 now. my main (dva) feels borderline unplayable in 5v5 because she kinda just sucks now lol. idk i don't really like the flow of the game or how short team fights are with 5v5 and i absolutely hate being the only tank. i think 6v6 was the perfect balance for overwatch but that's been thrown out the window.

ALSO they removed capture point maps which i actually did enjoy and im still salty over this

tldr basically it's like. overwatch 1 died for 3 years and blizzard killed its momentum for overwatch 2 but then overwatch 2 has literally nothing new to it and it's just overwatch 1 but worse. we waited 3 years for literally nothing.

although, i will say i saw a lot of people online make fun of the game when they announced lifeweaver because he's, iirc, a pansexual thai man, and honestly, that never sat right with me because like. it was a bunch of online leftists making fun of the game for being.... too diverse? or feeling like it was checking off a list and i was never comfortable with it because like, even just 6 years ago we would not have gotten a character like him in an AAA game. i think it's because one of the studios under blizzard posted their "diversity tool" that they used to diversify their game and it was really fucking weird and gave points to characters depending on their race and sexuality and etc, and i think they even used overwatch characters as an example, which was REALLY weird, because the tool was being used by king and not the team developing overwatch and even the dev team called it out like "we don't fucking use this, what is this shit lol, stop using our characters for this"

also lifeweaver was made by a thai person on the team to represent his own culture so i genuinely don't think he was made with the diversity tool lol.

idk i still think representation is important and i think making fun of him was weird since like. pan thai men definitely exist irl. idk. it was weird as fuck and this is probably the only thing i'll actively defend overwatch on. #LeaveLifeweaverAlone or whatever. i mean he sucks in game but that's bc his abilities are lame and his healing is shit, not because he's pan lol

but also why do they keep making their japanese characters ninjas lol. i like playing kiriko but man why can they all wall climb.

also like, the final thing, regarding everyone else hating it is like, im gonna be blunt, i think a lot of times the internet will just randomly turn on something it loved (marvel (rightfully honestly), borderlands, someone provide more examples) and say it sucks/its cringe/etc because loving something is #Cringe and hating everything is #Cool or whatever, and overwatch has reached that phase of its life, and all the issues i mentioned above really didn't fucking help. the internet adores its hate trains yknow

idk genuinely my relationship with overwatch is super fucking complicated as someone who loved/loves the game. i really do like a lot of the characters and i think the game is still fun SOMETIMES, but it's definitely lost that spark it had in 2016 thanks to shit management and blizzard focusing on the wrong things. i think a lot about a world where blizzard didn't suck and overwatch never had all this shit happen to it.

also WOW IM SORRY this is so rambly i've had like 4 hours of sleep and this is just something i do feel strongly about since the game is/was important to me and quite literally changed my life, so it sucks to see how it turned out. when i was 16 i really was enamored by this game where the whole premise was fighting for the future and it was just optimistic about the future, and i think that really was important for me at the time, as dumb as that is. a game being like "hey, the future's gonna be awesome" during a year that was really nerve-wracking for me was something i did need at the time. it really does suck that overwatch's own future wasn't as bright as the future it was envisioning.

#LONG POST #talking about all this actually made me kinda sad LOL #i would kill to go back to 2016 overwatch genuinely #sorry for dropping this on everyone at fucking 7:30 AM on a sunday