#fuck you fly

[lululandd]

asleep;

pairing: simon ‘ghost’ riley x gn!reader

word count: 378

warning: fluff

note: never played the game. dont know jack shit. i just have tall people wearing masks kink.

summary: your housemate ghost fell asleep on the sofa with paint on his face and you help.

You went home to silent snoring coming from the sofa. It was your 6’3 housemate Simon Riley, curled up against his duffel bag, recently arrived home from whatever job he has.

Sometimes he’d be missing for weeks, sometimes months, and one time it was a year and a half. Three months into that year and a half absence, an extremely handsome man came knocking on your front door and hands you an envelope full of cash, saying “He said this is for rent.” before just walking away.

The man was full of mysteries, telling you funny stories about his unnamed friends when he got tipsy, having random knives on him when you needed something to be cut, scoffing at the TV when they have bad trigger discipline in movies and tv shows.

But at this very moment, he looks like an ordinary man. An ordinary man with ordinary black paint around his eyes. You know, normal people stuff.

You went upstairs and quickly grabbed your makeup remover, cottonballs, and a couple cotton swabs. You debated whether micellar water would be better, but whatever it is around his eyes seemed industrial strength.

It was a miracle that he didn’t wake up at all. Only swatting your hands away once or twice, muttering “Fuck off, Soap.”

Admiring your clean and stealthy work, you smiled to yourself and wonder what else you can get away with while he’s knocked the fuck out on the couch.

You brought down your whole tray of face products. It’s a sin to skip washing his face entirely, but you feel this is the micellar water’s turn to shine. So you start there.

—

You got startled awake the next day, someone had shoved you in your sleep. The first thing you saw was Simon Riley looming over your bed, his large body preventing sunlight from hitting your face and your whole upperbody.

“Why the fuck does my face feel nice.”

What.

Blinking sleep away from your eyes for a couple seconds as you stared at his face, you can tell he was miffed. But there’s also something else there that you can’t place.

“If it feels nice then why did you wake me up?” You squinted at him.

“Because I want it to keep feeling nice.”

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #call of duty imagines #scuffed writing #call of duty #you know when a fly comes into a room and then cant get out #this fic is that fly #fuck you fly

[greelin]

it’s so crazy that i grew up in a town with like 300 people and now i live in a city with over 66,000. anything can happen

#yet again i do not give a flying fuck if you don’t think 66k qualifies as A City bc where you live has more people. Not the point of this #and this is Not About You. not every post is for you #you do not have to be pretentious about this. Of all things. dear god

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION. #margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment #‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team #i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them. #u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho #but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr #ally beardsley you are so special to me #fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should #they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me #yna.txt #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley

[screenshotsonpinterest]

We as a people do not put enough respect on Corey Dorris’s ability to go from the heart breaking

“Paul let me die I can’t live in a world without my daughter” in tgwdlm to

“If only Stephanie, if only” when his daughter says he’s killing her in NPMD

The RANGE your fav could never

#corey dorris #mayor lauter #he did not give a flying FUCK about that child #bill woodward #dad of the year #range #starkid #starkid tgwdlm #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #if you saw me mix Corey Dorris up with Corey monteith no the FUCK you didn’t

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

#red rambles #viva palestina #antizionism #i haven't actually seen a lot of antisemitism personally. not recently anyway. but that's more a feature of me not following antisemites #i DO however see a lot of people talking about the people they're seeing throw their support behind antisemites using palestine #as an excuse to conflate all jews with israel #and i cannot stress enough that that is literally what israel and zionist forces abroad WANT. #i am jewish. my entire family is jewish. i want to see palestine free. and i have SEEN how the jewish community gets conflated with israel #both from the inside and out #and i am dead serious when i say that every time someone is antisemitic it strengthens the conviction from people abroad #that it's a terrible sad situation but there's 'no other choice' #if you're being antisemitic you are doing the enemy's work for them. Stop it. #like... look. i am putting this in the tags bc im talking in the tags but i mean this. I do not give a single flying fuck if you personally #are a giant raging antisemite at the moment. Your personal beliefs are your problem and not mine. I do not fucking care. But if you are #being openly and loudly antisemitic *in your support of palestine* you are absolutely not fucking helping. I am so dead serious right now #if you want to raise awareness and you're being antisemitic because of deep held beliefs or whatever i want you to look around and read the #fucking room. Do you understand how much of Israel's international support comes from the idea that they are the only country where jews ar #safe from antisemitism? do you see how every time palestine comes up people point at incidences of antisemitism in anti-genocide actions to #discredit the entire movement? do you not understand how your actions are cutting the movement down at the knees? #i'm jewish and proud of it. i don't like antisemitism. but there's a genocide on and i'd rather work against it than quibble over who i #work alongside. i dont fucking care. you can be as antisemitic as you like in private. stop fucking the movement up. #there are bigger things to worry about here. if i can put aside my own concerns as to who i'm talking to you can hold your tongue #and fight the good fight instead of handing weapons to the people who are trying to fucking flatten gaza.

[arunneronthird]

stockholm syndrome, or the sensation that the thing that traps you is good for you

#let him fly #tim drake #robin #red robin #batman #dc comics #my art #i say this but i do love him as robin and im so scared they will fuck him up again #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night ruined.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wang lingjiao #If the assorted Jiang disciples look familiar it's because they are the same as the disciples in the LWJ in Yunmeng Jiang AU comics! #I decided that if I was going to have background characters come up a lot I may as well solidify a few designs. #We are following MLP background character rules in the sense there are more disciples around but these guys fill in for them #Do they have names? No(t yet). #I just think the jiang disciples are very sweet and cute in the audio drama. I hope nothing bad happens to them. #(let me have me fun and whimsy with them before...you know...) #I feel like I totally missed an opportunity to set WLJ up as an 'Um Actually" girl. #“you're hitting on my man? UM ACTUALLY get BURNT” #“You want to fly kites? UM ACTUALLY It's offensive to my sect so get fucked” #“UM ACTUALLY we're setting up a supervisory office here” #“You want me to stay? UM ACTUALLY I think we pissed off some ghosts so I'm outtie <3” #Do you see the lost potential here? I'm furious at myself for not seeing it sooner.

[serendippertyy]

screenshot..redraw.,,,

i finished this super quick because good omens and its fandom has reignited my love for drawing and I'm so thankful for that, I was in such a hellish stupor for so long and now I'm really happy with how my art is progressing, so yeah thank u my lovely supporters (and bee and gabe lol) (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) 💕💕

#i meannn as long as you dont flip the canvas my art is looking okay lmaoo 😭😭 #i hatee drawing that sweater but it's worth it he lookin fly 🪰 #the skrunkies #good omens #good omens 2 #archangel gabriel #archangel fucking gabriel #lord beelzebub #beezlebub #boxfly #ineffable bureaucracy #screenshot redraw #my art

[suja-janee]

So did Ashrah tell the shaolin she was bringing Sareena, or did they just have to find out the hard way?

#nrs PLEASE ANIMATE THIS #I wanna know how kung lao reacted when Sareena was brought over #unless ashrahs tower ending isn’t canon then nvm #i just wanna know how the flying FUCK did Ashrah not even acknowledge Sareena in that forest fight #like did she see her and think ‘here we go again’ 🙄? #probably just bad writing on nrs’s part but ashrah girly how did you not see your sister there?? #Ashrah #sareena #kung Lao #Raiden #mk1 #mortal kombat 1

[hellsitegenetics]

this blog is fucking amazing. absolutely love it man. this is the most incredible gimmick blog i've ever seen i think. like holy shit. this fucking rocks dude. so many neat critters and so many. tumbler posts. fuck yeah. it's so neat to me that this is an idea someone had. and like you're just doing this huh. neat as fuck.

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Closest match: Stratiomys singularior genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Soldier fly

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #fly #insects #bugs #soldier fly #thank you anon :) #sometimes the best ideas are ones you come up with while bored as fuck in genetics class

[yashley]

laura & ashley & imogen & fearne in c3e80 or:

#critical role #ygifs #cr3 #laura #ashley #imogen x fearne #imogearne #lauras like i'm here so imogen is flirting with fearne and i'm tearing out my hair like i want 2 study u but i keep tearing up the papers #the third gif being literally a pretty woman parallel maybe you can't take that from me #imogen flying over to touch her then going what the FUCK thats HOT like it's about how they’re just so dumb stupid with eachother #heres how fearne choosing to contact burn imogen for the highest damage means long con girlies /🤡

[gaylenin]

zionists after immediately and uncritically spreading the 40 decapitated babies lie and still pearlclutching after it turned out to be a lie just to turn around and "um ackshually" the actual bombing of an actual hospital bc they refuse to believe that what israel is doing is a genocide

#big surprise for you: the death of palestinians gains israel the land they're stealing from them you fucking ghoul #the fact that the last person also posted a video they thought was a palestinian flying into a powerline and getting electrocuted #and celebrating it too. you know. the thing zionists get mad at us for imagining we do #my post

[featherfur]

You ever just get off of work and think about Jiang Cheng and about how random civilians yap on and on about how he’s mean and cruel. Yet for all their rumors and hissed words, Jiang Cheng has a thriving sect that cares deeply for him and is trusted greatly?

Like he was what, 16? When his parents died and he was left alone and traumatized from the Wen’s torture and his brother was missing and his sister was hidden away for her safety. And he marched across the land and was so charismatic, so capable, so full of confidence (fake or otherwise) that cultivators who had no reason to trust or give a damn about him, where willing to follow him through war.

There’s so many rumors flying around about him being this nasty cruel man, yet his sect is filled with people who go rushing after him. Who have faith in him when he says not to say anything about his claim of Mo Xuanyu being WWX. Who are trusted by Jin Ling, who adores his uncle so much, to watch Zidian and return it to him. Who willingly skip around after Jin Ling in fake Jin robes to watch for him.

That’s not a sect that’s under a cruel and harsh leader. That’s not a sect that fears their leader. Jiang Cheng couldn’t have gotten where he is, if he was half of what the rumors say he is. He can be ruthless, yes, but when he loves he loves so fucking deeply. And by the fact of the sheer number of people who joined his sect and raised their kids under his protection, it’s so clear that that love extended to his new sect.

Anyways the secret to Jiang Cheng is that he loves and loves and loves and loves.

And loves.

#jiang cheng #mdzs #I’m in a fucking m o o d #for atleast the next 20 minutes atleast #I’m sorry WWX but If u were right about JC #then you wouldn’t have a nephew because he would have been killed off in the first protagonist moment he found because JC wasn’t there to #catch him from leaping off a cliff w a sword he doesn’t know how to fly on yet

[phantomrose96]

Fun bit of etiquette difference between Reddit and Tumblr is if someone misuses a word on Reddit (wrong "their", "peak"/"pique", whatever) it's common to see someone in the replies correct it and the OP will be like "oh thank you. edited my comment to fix grammar error"

If you do that on Tumblr you get mauled with teeth.

#chrissy speaks #I believe this counts as helpful advice toward any reddit newbies here because of the API blackout #edit: thinking about this a little more seriously #i think it's because Reddit is a bit more of a public forum #and oftentimes cares more about appearing smart in conversation #and since the things you say are meant to be viewed by the public #and meant to be part of a back-and-forth with strangers #then correcting grammar is a sort of 'hey your fly is down' moment #to help the person prevent future embarassment #while tumblr is much more 'you're just fucking around with some friends' #and if a stranger comes up to you to go 'well actually' theyll seem like a total knob

[riyo-soka]

When Tech finds out how Phee defines “stealth entrance” he’s going to be so simultaneously smitten, confused, and outraged that it’s going to short-circuit his brain

#the bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb tech #phee genoa #techphee #mister Tech bad batch if you don’t come back from the dead soon I’m gonna steal your gf #it’s not the flying that trips him up he’d know Phee is hot as fuck for that #he would argue about whether or not it counts as a stealth landing bc the man loves semantics

[s-aint-elmo]

she got too silly

(id in alt text)

#revue starlight #shoujo kageki revue starlight #daiba nana #nana daiba #doodles #mine #file name: ahaha nooo don't fly me to the star you're so dazzling #i sketched her so cold and mysterious but the moment i refined it it turned into ''i've been crying'' so now she's having a meow meow momen #you get two versions. instead of the seven i was torn between like i was on my deathbed bequeathing riches to my equally beloved children #yes i did make a vector of the logo. the revstar wiki one wasn't big enough #god it always fucks me up how worn and torn banana's script gets. the starlight of dorian gay