#fuckhands mcwife

[amusedmuralist]

TWO UNREALITY QUEENS

#goncharov #fake film #fuckhands mcwife #tma #unreality #the throat of delusion

[mcwebby]

OH! could you draw helen?

*twirls hair around finger* so there’s this distortion...

#👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 <<< me kissing helen #ANON PERHAPS I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY #perhaps i went a bit stupid? a little bit crazy. #tma #the magnus archives #img #magpod #helen richardson #helen distortion #fuckhands mcwife #my art #request #anon #asks

[we-are-temporary]

A Running List of Exceedingly Cursed TMA Information:

Courtesy of @worry-about-it, @wetlandwanderer, and me :)

- Peter Lukas exclusively takes either smoke baths or dust baths. By dust bath, we mean full chinchilla, lost in the sauce but the sauce is dust, dust bathing.

- When forced to communicate, Peter Lukas avoids confrontation by speaking via an old, sea salt encrusted sock. The sock is meant to be a sock puppet but lacks any defining features. It is just a sock on his hand. Peter Lukas will not acknowledge that this is happening as he does it, but will pointedly look away and give the sock its own voice. 

- To differentiate between Jonathan Sims (The Archivist) and Jonathan Sims (writer and creator of The Magnus Archives) we use specific terminology including but not limited to:

For Jonathan Sims (The Archivist): Jonathan Sims, Jon, Jarchivist, and The Ceaseless Watcher’s Special Little Boy

For Jonathan Sims (writer and creator of The Magnus Archives): Jonny McSims, Mr. Sim, and Mr. McSims

- Much to everyone’s dismay, I have called and continue to call The Spiral’s hallway “The Fuck Hallway” in accordance with Fuckhands McMike (rip in pieces twink, you are missed) and Fuckhands McWife (rip wifeable tory scum, you are also missed). No, I do not take constructive criticism.

- Elias Bouchard is both gay and homophobic. Elias also has an ass so utterly nonexistent that it is not simply flat, but concave, hence his nickname, Elias “Concave Ass” Bouchard.

- Peter Lukas has a nephew named Lucas Lukus Lukas who is around 10ish years old. He dresses like Five from The Umbrella Academy and everyone except Elias finds him to be quite pleasant and well-behaved. This is because Lucas Lukus Lukas takes every opportunity he can to kick Elias in the shins when no one else is looking. 

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #peter lukas #sock puppet #the archivist #behold #the fuck hallway #the fuck hallway is eternal #fuckhands mcmike #fuckhands mcwife

[jewishbowser]

HELEN DISTORTION!!!

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here's another tma cosplay! i love helen so so so so so much aaaaaaa

ig: @/jewishbowser

tiktok: @/prouvaire

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #helen richardson #helen distortion #the distortion #the spiral #tma entities #tma s3 #tma s4 #michael distortion #michael shelley #magnuspod #TMA SPOILERS #cosplay #tma cosplay #tma distortion #tma spiral #jewishbowser #fuckhands mcwife

[bovghkeeper]

LET’S GET OUR MURDER ON, JON

#tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #martin blackwood #helen richardson #helen distortion #fuckhands mcwife #myart

[captainsharkspeare]

ok here is a tiny popcorn Helen that y'all can add to the backgrounds of the beautiful season 5 fanart you've done so far

#cherry scribbles #tma #tma spoilers #MAG 174 #helen richardson #helen the distortion #fuckhands mcwife

[straightedgesavior434]

Martin: “I thought you were Helen.”

Helen: “I am her, but I also ate her. It’s all very simple if you don’t think about it.”

#the magnus archives #martin blackwood #helen richardson #fuckhands mchelen #fuckhands mcwife

[an-fiach-dubh]

“Helen was like you at first. She felt such guilt overtaking people, until one day she realized she wasn’t going to stop doing it. So she chose to stop feeling guilty.”

Thinking about how Helen became part of the Spiral...*chefs kiss* The cinnamon topography

click for better quality

#tw eye strain #helen tma #tma spoilers #body horror #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #helen richardson #the spiral #tma #tma entities #fuckhands mcwife #spiral

[anamaleth]

Hearing Helen again has made me realise how much I missed her.

...it also made me jump up and down, screaming "MY WIFE" over and over again-

#tma #the magnus archives spoilers #the magnus archives #tma helen #I missed her so much- #fuckhands mcwife #mag 174

[grouchythefish]

Helen distortion in “can I borrow your jacket?” please. my wife. my lovely. i want to wear her obnoxiously patterned jacket. (your art is amazing btw!)

“and over there you’ll see nightmares beyond your wildest imaginings...............could be a nursery”��

send me a colour palette and a character (or 2) and I’ll draw them~~

#tysm anon!!! <3 #my art #helen richardson #tma #the magnus archives #the distortion #the spiral #fuckhands mcwife #Anonymous

[amusedmuralist]

Helen Richardson?

#TMA #the magnus archives #the spiral #helen richardson #fuckhands mcwife #the distortion

[asexualastarion]

look I’m just saying that if I found out a hot monster literally called the distortion was evil and manipulative the whole time I simply wouldn’t care. Rip to jon but I’m different

#MONSTERFUCKER RIGHTS OK??????? JONNY SIMS STOP OPPRESSING MONSTERFUCKERS #tma spoilers #tma #fuckhands mcwife

[mossman]

The tiny little gay gremlin in my brain while I was listening to the most recent episode: wifewifewifewifewifewifewiFEWIFWWIFEWIFE

#tma #tma spoilers #fuckhands mcwife #i love her #helen trap me forever in your infinet corridors challenge

[jewishbowser]

FUCKHANDS MCWIFE BE LIKE: GENDER??? NO THANK YOU, I ALREADY ATE :)

happy trans* day of visibility from your favorite genderless avatar of insanity!

___________________

ig: @/jewishbowser

tiktok: @/prouvaire

#the magnus archives #helen richardson #fuckhands mcwife #helen distortion #tma #tma cosplay #the magnus archives cosplay #tma s3 #tma s4 #tma s3 spoilers #mag 101 #michael shelley #michael distortion #tma helen #cosplay #jewishbowser #the distortion #the spiral #the magnus institute #tma s5 #trans day of visibility

[looseinthecatroom]

*Shakes fist at sky*

DAMN you Stella Firma! DAMN YOU!

First Helen of season 5 and all I can hear when I hear knife wife is; “do NOT eat coins.”, “security alerted!”, “watch it buster!”

You’ve stolen Knife Wife! You dastards!

#stella firma #the magnus archives #tma #rusty quill #the magnus archives spoilers #spoilers #helen richardson #knife wife #fuckhands mcwife

[sonnet57]

Can we go through the Spiral next? I miss Helen 😭

#tyler rambles #the magnus archives #tma #fuckhands mcwife