Headcanons for my OP hotties: The last thing they googled😆😂
Kizaru ✨: how to quit my job without breaking my boss’s heart
Akainu🌋: can plants grow in volcanoes?
Ryokugyu 🌱: how to get your boss to praise you even though you don’t listen to them?
Fujitora 🐅: how to stay motivated when you work with idiots?
Sir Crocodile 🐊: how to quit smoking and not kill anyone?
Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: therapist near me
Benn Beckman 🔫: how to let my boss know I want to retire?
Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: sugar content of a donut
Killer🔪: how many bowls of spaghetti can I eat without getting sick?
Kaido🐉: which alcohol has the highest percentage and where can I find it?
King 👑 : how to explain to people that the way I dress isn’t a phase?
Queen👑: how can I get a record deal?
Izou🔫🔫: latest make up tutorials
Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: where is my crazy ass son right now?
Oven Charlotte 🍞: how to be as cool as my older brother?
Buggy🤡: how to know when your luck is running out?
Marco the Phoenix 🦅: GP job vacancies
Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: how to help others’ manage my anger issues?
Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: how do I ask my brother to take a dna test and not offend him?
Who’s-Who ❤️🔥👹: who would win in a fight being a sabertooth tiger and Pteranodon?
Gecko Moria🦇: how to motivate my daughter with her dreams?
Iceburg💜: I think I might have chosen the wrong career path
Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: how to make people like me for me and not my money?
Rob Lucci🐆: how to take a catnap with my eyes open?
305 notes
·
View notes
Bringing an animal home without their permission series: Marine Admirals
Characters: Akainu, Kizaru, Fujitora
No Aokiji for this one 😔 But Akainu would have SUCH a soft spot for puppies, you cannot tell me he wouldn’t-
Akainu | Sakazuki
• Yknow the dads that “hates” the pets you get ? That’s him
• that dog/cat is his. Sorry, I don’t make the rules but the animal will LOVE him. The second he gets home from work and sits down the animal is by his side.
• They wake up together, eat together, and sleep together, he simply “ tolerates” the animals presence
• Buys them treats and toys and pretends it’s just “simple pet care “, he really does love them.
• He’s a dog person hands down
A permanent scowl was etched on Akainus face as he trudged his way home, the echoes of his steps as harsh as the expression he wore. He had a particularly challenging day. Akainu simply wished to go home, tend to his bonsai and have a nice dinner with you.
As he dug into his pockets for his keys he couldn’t help but cherish the sound of your laughter from inside your home. His gaze softened and he couldn’t deny the relief he felt from finally being home with you.
Once he unlocked the door and opened it he removed his hat, kneeling to slip his shoes off. He noted you went silent the moment he stepped in the door, and before he could call out to you a puppy ran across the living room and directly for him.
His face went blank and he pulled his hands away, watching as the shiba puppy went for the laces of his shoes. Without a word he gingerly grasped its scuff to pull it away, watching as you peeked from the doorway, sheepishly blinking.
“ ..… Can I keep it ? “
“ No. “
“ But Sakazuki she loves you ! And I already named her and got her a bed beside ours and- “
You stopped talking when he handled the puppy with both hands, watching as it’s tail wagged faster, licking at his nose and cheeks. He couldn’t help but barely lift the corners of his lips, almost invisible except to the trained eye as he set the puppy down and watched it scamper over to you.
“ Are..… Are you smiling?! Does this mean we can keep it ? “
“ .. If it’s good. “
From that point on, you had a new puppy and a secretly happy dog loving husband. <3
Kizaru | Borsalino
• Much like Akainu, that pet will immediately bond to Kizaru
• He naps just as much as the cat I would imagine him having, and they both really appreciate laying in the sun unbothered so it’s a win win!
• Totally a cat person, he loves the purring and meowing, he LOVES cats periodt 💅
Kizaru normally worked late into the evening, coming home without eating dinner and sometimes falling asleep with his uniform on the couch as not to disturb you. This particular evening however, he found himself getting off early and couldn’t wait to suprise you.
He hummed lowly to a tune that had been stuck in his head, distracted by the bouquet of flowers he was currently fiddling with, making sure they looked perfect for you. Much to his suprise, the door was unlocked when he climbed the steps. As he slipped his shoes off he crept in, his signature lazy smile curling upwards as he silently stalked towards you, busy washing what he presumed to be vegetables in the sink.
“ What are we having for dinner tonight my dear ? “
“ Borsalino! You’re - home early !! “ You exclaimed as you looked over your shoulders with wide eyes. You couldn’t help but momentarily swoon over the flowers he bought, watching as he meandered to the cabinet to get a flower vase.
“ I am.. did I surprise you ? I hope I did.. that’s what I was going for.. my love may I fill the vase - “
“ NO ! “ You shouted unintentionally, watching his brows raise and his head slightly tilt.
“ Er.. not.. right now I’m washing dishes !! “
Suddenly a shrill mewl filled the room, and he leaned past you to gander at the pitifully soaked orange kitten in your hands. His mouth formed an ‘O’ as he set the vase and flowers down, enthralled with what you had been hiding.
It was small and scruffy looking, and very angry due to being in the water. Kizaru couldn’t help but grab a dish towel to dry it, completely smitten with the kitten !
“ Soo cuuute, are you having a baaath ? Yes you aarree ! ~ “ He cooed at the kitten as you stared, enamored by his sudden liking to the scruffy animal.
“ So.. can I keep him ? “
“ Oh yes.. this is a fine gift indeed my love thank you. ~ “
“ Wait he’s mine too ! “ You called out as he coddled the kitten to his chest, completely flabbergasted that he took the kitten that YOU found. Oh well, atleast he said yes !
Fujitora | Issho
• He LOVES the kitten because of its constant purring, it’s so reassuring to him
• He would probably gift you one if you asked, but if you secretly brought one home he wouldn’t be mad either, I think he may be alittle upset that you snuck it by instead of asking him first since he’s usually lenient-
• But he spoils the LIFE out of that cat
On his way home, Fujitora passed a small ramen stand. The smell wafting from the small shop lingered in the air and tempted his heightened sense of smell over to the area. He stubbornly turned his head away, telling himself he must make it home first to get you, then come back out to enjoy dinner together.
Once he approached your shared dwelling he carefully climbed the steps and navigated cautiously into your home, the smile he wore slightly fading when he wasn’t greeted by your presence at the door. He could hear you faintly however, in the living room accompanied by the rustling of a blanket. As he rounded the corner he remained silent, listening to your steady breathing as you lay resting on the couch. He felt his heart twinge with guilt at the thought of waking you, but he knew you would appreciate the ramen just as much as he did.
“ My dear, let’s go get some ramen for dinner tonight, I passed by a place not too far from the house and it smelled delectable. “
He frowned at your lack of response, so he outstretched his hand to wake your sleeping form. Instead he was met by a small purring bundle that was curled atop of your chest, and making biscuits on the blanket that was pulled up to your chin.
The small tuxedo kitten perked up at his touch, greeting him in a shrill mewl while seeking Fujitoras hands out for more affection. A gruff chuckle rumbled in his chest as plucked the delicate kitten from your chest to hold it to his cheek and nuzzle it.
“ Oh my.. you’re not my spouse. Would you like to get ramen with me kitty ? “ He spoke gently to the kitten, chuckling as it mewled in response again. Fujitora couldn’t help but melt at purring that vibrated his hands, whisking the kitten away as he sat down beside you.
“ Let’s wait for them to wake up.. then we can all go get ramen. “
304 notes
·
View notes
Garp And Fujitora with a Younger Civilian S/O
A/N: First time writing both Garp and Fujitora so I apologize if anything is off.
Garp
Despite you being a civilian, he passes on his fighting knowledge to you. He knows that the world can be tumultuous, and being younger than him, your body is more likely to be able to perform the strenuous moves.
Recounts the memories of visiting Dadan and seeing Ace and Sabo. If you ever come across Luffy casually, you can’t help but snicker and remember the things that Garp told you.
Has encouraged you to join the marines, partially to dissuade you from becoming a pirate. He stops once you have a stern conversation with him about how you like having your freedom and safety and don’t want to be a pirate anyways.
Despite not being a marine, you grow very close with the three admirals due to Garp’s job. They tease him for having a younger s/o, but you always stand up for him.
Fujitora
The first time you met him was in Dressrosa, where you were running from the destruction caused by Doflamingo. You had tripped and fell with a thud in front of him, and he had helped you up. He had helped you to find safe cover and with that, had begun a long conversation that led to him becoming fond of you.
Unlike the other admirals, he refuses to tell stories about the things he’s experienced in his lifetime. He doesn’t want to impose on you the atrocities that he had been through.
When he held your hand for the first time, that’s when he began to realize that you may be a bit younger than him. Your hands were less rough and callused than his. And while anyone’s hands could be rough, it’s the texture of the skin that set him off; it was thick and soft.
You being a civilian is often a good thing to Fujitora, as your positivity and ignorance of what goes on behind the scenes can often help him cheer up when he’s not feeling like himself. He likes the blind positivity that you give him. (Pun not intended.)
126 notes
·
View notes