#gay murder dads

[asharaxofstarfall]

game of thrones and hotd are both about the gay wins and the gay loses

#gay win #you and your boyfriend succeed in stealing the throne and he gets to be king ❤️ #gay lose #stealing the throne and betraying his family gets your boyfriend murdered :( #another gay win #you and your homoerotic bestie get to spend lots of time together in her big cool house that has pretty gardens that you can sit in all day #another gay lose #your evil father forces you to marry her fifty something year old dad against your will and your best friend turns on you for it :( #asoiaf shitpost #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenicent #hotd season 1 #asoiaf/got #game of thrones #throbb #theon x robb #laenor velaryon #joffrey lonmouth

[enbysiriusblack]

"Mother", Sirius spoke, leaning back on the dark green sofa, fiddling with Alphard's old lighter.

Walburga glanced at them before making her way to the adjacent dining room. The table was set up for afternoon tea, and she moved around it, slightly adjusting flowers, cutlery and trays of finger sandwiches, to fit her standards.

Sirius followed behind her.

"I expect you and Regulus to stay upstairs while our guests are here."

Sirius leaned against the wall as he watched her meticulously rearrange things, "Actually I'm going out."

Walburga whirled around, "Stand straight. Where?"

"The Rosier's. Evan Rosier asked me to pop round to hang."

She narrowed her eyes.

"I mean he asked me to teach him French. He has an internship with Perenelle Flamel in a couple of weeks. And I accepted since you're always hounding on me to make connections."

She moved forwards quickly, grabbing their face, "You were meant to be getting internships with the Flamel's", she stared at him in disappointment, "Tell the Rosier boy to mention Regulus to Perenelle Flamel, Regulus has been doing well in Potions lately so getting work with the Flamel's could really substantiate his future."

Sirius pushed her away, "Fine, I will."

He walked out, grabbing their coat as he left the house. And started to make their way to a bus stop to get to Camden Town.

As they passed a telephone box, they went inside and rang the number of Evan Rosier that Regulus had reluctantly given to him.

"Hello", the boy's voice spoke.

"Rosier! My mother thinks I am currently at your house teaching you French."

"Great", Evan grinned down the phone, before putting it down and scribbling a note to tape to his bedroom door, asking for no disturbances while Black teaches him french.

He shut the door behind him, and turned back to Barty Crouch jr sitting at his desk.

Evan strolled forwards, bending slightly to kiss his friend, "We've got a couple of hours."

Barty smirked, "I guess Black's not all bad."

#currently reading the vampire lestat and sobbing over mummy issues #but also having daddy issues and wanting a gay murderous narcissistic vampire to be my dad #anywayy #feel like sirius and evan made an arrangement so that sirius can run around london and evan can make out with barty during the summer #marauders era #marauders #sirius black #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #walburga black #my writing

[rometabss]

succession (2018-2023) / interview with the vampire (2022-)

#sorry guys im rewatching iwtv and the parallels do noooot leave my mind #the whole god AND devil figure #worshiping what u love #also lestat being literally everything to louis. he even scolds him like a dad would do its sick #gay men w dead dads who end up in relationships w a dad proxy #when ur husband's ur lover ur mentor ur dad ur brother ur murderer and ur victim yea um okay #roman roy #jeryd mencken #roman x mencken #romencken #succession #louis du pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire #iwtv #loustat

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Is there a post explaining the fnaf Lights Out AU lore?

hold on FNAF??? WYM FNAF GET BACK HERE

#im trying to connect in my mind what the correlation is #fnaf... lights out... #both have at least One puppet.... both have taken place in at least One abandoned building.... #uh... its usually dark... there is at least One murderous non-human being.... #though honestly i could probably explain fnaf lore better than i can explain the au #cause like. how Do i explain the lore. dym the basic premise? something else? i dont do well with vague questions sorry!! #rambles from the bog #god... fnaf... i cackled but im So confused #yeah puppet. dark. abandoned building. uh. lotsa names ending with a 'ee' sound. a chicken character. #characters beloved by children becoming horror stories #aaaaand those are the only connections i could find #oh wait both have a superstar!!! #god... glamfred come back we miss you.... snf sob wail... #i need new encouraging gay bear-dad voicelines.... even if hes just a head now #everyone @ ruin!freddy: so no head? #SORRY sorry this was a wh ask... you just cant bring up one of my longest running interests and expect me to be normal about it <3

[k1rishiki]

the thing about the queer media tournament that really gets me is that last i checked there wasn't a single mxtx work on it. like not even the untamed made it in and don't get me wrong the og mo dao zu shi books are huge but cql is def more popular among tumblr circles. idk it just really rubs me the wrong way how every single piece of western media that ppl have ever gotten a lil bit aggressive abt shipping with is there and then for east asian media there's utena and madoka magica and the handmaiden and last i checked that was pretty much it. and then for the rest of the world there's next to/nothing but idk enough to really make judgements there.

#like. really? no mo dao zu shi? no scum villain's self saving system? no heaven's official blessing? no nana? #i can think of at least 10-20 pieces of media more deserving of being in there than some of the western works that got in off the top of my #head. yuri is my job (self explanatory). fate/stay night (most of the cast is bi but esp rin bc she says it out loud + saber trans coded). #fate/extra (red saber canon bi + nameless archer. stay night lancer. kirei and issei are all there). black butler (grelle trans. also #eric and alan from one of the musicals + alois from s2 of the accursed anime + nina and possibly mey rin are all gay) #toilet bound hanako kun (kou and mitsuba went canon). the evillious chronicles (michaela. clarith and bruno are gay. bohemo possibly trans. #gallerian possibly gay). requiem of the rose king (self explanatory). project sekai (mizuki trans. minori and rui possibly gay). #cocoon entwined (literally a yuri). fucking honkai impact 3rd (lesbians but i don't play it so idk who). any uc gundam series w char and #amuro but especially char's counterattack (char and amuro explicitly confirmed to be gay 4 each other by author + movie focuses on their #relationship). also mobile suit zeta gundam (char and amuro together + kamille is a boy's name!). turn a gundam (gay character). #iron blooded orphans (gay character). the witch from mercury (about a lesbian relationship). melty blood (ries and sion lesbians). #guilty gear (bridget (self explatory)). sailor moon (mainly uranus and neptune lesbians but also apparently there are a lot of gay #characters i didn't know abt in sailor moon). the illustrated guide to monster girls (yuri moment). dramatical murder (yaoige). slow damage #(yaoige). sweet pool (yaoige). ouran high school host club (haruhi gender stuff and also her dad's whole deal). cowboy bebop (ed gender #stuff). fullmetal alchemist (envy nonbinary). neon genesis evangelion (kaworu and shinji). like half the villainess isekai out there. #haruhi suzumiya series (the girl herself is openly bisexual). omniscient reader's viewpoint (danmei). fucking re:zero has a trans girl in i #for god's sake. we're well past 20 so i'm allowing myself more fate. fate/extra ccc (red saber again but also gil and caster and bb and-). #fate/hollow ataraxia (follows same cast as f/sn). today's menu for the emiya family (follows same cast as f/sn again. also the switch game #metatextually canonizes shirou's crush on lancer if the interesting descriptions from f/sn and the various bits from f/ha didn't convince #you). fate/apocrypha (rider of black + saber of red transfemme nonbinary and trans guy respectively. the former is also bi). fate/samurai #remnant (f/sr saber nonbinary. also gil is there and rogue archer is def implied to be bi in f/go). fate/zero (waver gay rider bi. saber gi #and kirei are all there and at their most bisexual). the case files/adventures of lord el melloi ii (waver spinoff (self explanatory)). #fate/strange fake (gil and waver are there. also false lancer nonbinary and jester trans). fate/grand order (has p much every character fro #the franchise and more. notably added trans anime girl leonardo da vinci). ok no more fate. since the tournament has a p liberal definition #of media i'm including vocasongs. magnet by minato ft miku and luka (lesbian song abt lesbians). erase or zero by hzedge ft len and kaito #(magnet for boys). himitsu ~kuro no chikai~ by hitoshizuku and yama ft len rin and miku (angel rin falls in love w miku. disguises herself #as a human man to be with her). i think i've made my point clear but add my initial list of the big famous ones (-nana) from the 1st tag. #romeo.txt

[astronocria]

moms & daughters

#my school president #tinnaphob jirawatthanakul #guntaphon wongwitthaya #my art #lesbian tinngun au #is back temporarily for mother's day. i saved these for like a month #tell me ur thoughts about girl tinngun and their moms cause my own thoughts murder me daily #especially girl gunn and her mom #living the dream not only her dad had but also her mom had to give up for marriage #and probably struggling with the idea that she herself has to get married at some point too - but she doesn't want to and she's gay #on top of everything #and while her mom fully accepts her as she is gun doesn't accept herself. not yet #bc she doesn't want to be a burden or to be unable to support her mom #and they're both women so maybe she should just suck it up get married and help her mom that way like she's supposed to #it compels me honestly #msp is just superior with girl tinngun i'll never get over it 🤷‍♂️ catch these hands about it

[victimized-martyr]

Ok, for the ask thing, hope this isn’t too much, 24, 11, 13. If you feel like answering, thanks! You have fun posts/thoughts about SP

24 and 13 are answered :)

11. Is there a popular character you like that the fandom doesn't? Why?

I know that the younger (more active) fans dislike Cartman, and tend to exclude him in works. But idk if that alone makes him unpopular? He's definitely the most controversial. Against my better judgement, I do indeed, like Cartman.

He's not a character you're supposed to love. He reflects the biases and the bigotry we're all capable of, and like most sociopaths in media, he's extravagant, loves to entertain, and is charming. His saving grace is that he's only a little boy, an animated one at that, and that degree of separation to his many many crimes makes it easy for us to laugh at him. That's another thing about Cartman-- he's genuinely funny. Trey Parker puts his all into even the most offensive jokes and he finds a way to tailor them to a character's personality. I can't believe it, but I love singing "too many minorities" and "safe space" to myself while working... it's so catchy.

I used to despise Cartman and found him one note (this was watching bits of season 4 and 6. I was bareelly getting into sp. It wasn't until I saw scott tenorman that I sat down to reevaluate him) but after seeing the episodes dedicated to highlighting just how messed up he is under the surface, what drove him to act the way he does, and the few snippets we see that he's truly capable of change (and it's shocking that according to trey, it doesn't take a lot to turn Cartman around.)

He fascinates me. There hasn't been a villain/ main character quite like him before or since.

#asks #south park #eric cartman #cartman #and he's a deeply complex character too so when I talk about him I feel like I haven't said all there is to say #I could talk about how episodes like Gay Fish show there's a specific line of logic he follows #I could talk about 1% where he can't let himself feel ashamed and let go of his stuffed animals #he has to make himself suffer a story of murder and betrayal orchestrated by his vengeful doll #he has to make it entertaining. a Whole Thing #same with 'losing' liane. he can't whine and beg her to stay. he has to drive up the housing market to insane degrees until they're both #put in danger #he doesn't feel sad that he doesn't have a dad. he pretends to be sick on father's day and makes his dolls say he's awesome and kewl #I could talk about the SA trauma he went thru and how it forms his view on sex and this is told to us thru a funny back n forth by kyman #in tfbw #there's just. WAY too much to talk about with this character #and he's so unpredictable. I have no idea where his character is going next season (two months babyyyyyy) #and it's interesting for a character who acts shameless there's... a LOT of shame boiling inside. Shame that he isn't even aware of #that i'm not sure if he'll ever LET himself be aware of #shame is such an important part of his ch is why I feel he's a 3 but i wont get into ennea (yet) ghjfkdh

[pesky--dust]

Right after watching Mizumono for the first time:

I’m gonna need a lot of fix-it fics to fix this one….

Going between murder family and post-fall fics is my favourite pastime, okay.

#mizumono #will graham #abigail hobbs #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannibal meme but this is laugh through tears #hannibal meme #hannibal memes #I WILL NEVER BE OVER MIZUMONO #my murder family #murder family #they are in Italy okay #Abigail is alive and Will and Hannibal are her gay dads #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal mizumono #hannibal s02e13

[elyfar]

bit tipsy - love me frens ❤️

#We are watching midsomer murders ohohho #Ur local gay dads are doing old man activities

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

seeing people shipping Negan and Maggie: excuse me, I have to- (projectile vomiting)

seeing people shipping Negan and Rick: hey, Picasso. I like it

#like at least with Negan and Rick there was a LOT of very gay stuff said between them #Negan literally dragged Rick around on his knees and seemed amused by making Rick cry #that is only two steps away from having sex #the other one is .... dear god #when people say that Negan is like baby Hershel's 'step father' it makes me wanna drink bleach #if murdering the bio dad before the kid is born is the first act in becoming a step father then a LOT of people are doing it wrong #and no you can't point at Rick because I do genuinely believe there is an argument for Judith being Rick's biological kid #I think it is supposed to be ambiguous if Judith is Rick or Shane's #like god #anti negan #the walking dead #sundrop speaks #twd

[horrorsteve]

straight girls will really be like “i’m in love with criminals <3” and then put kaz brekker and billy loomis both as examples. girl they are not the same

#kaz actually deeply respects and cherished inej #and billy raped sidney’s mom and murdered her and then tried to murder sidney and her dad #they are not the same #also billy is a sad little gay fuck with mommy issues why would you want that 😐 #love scream and billy (+stu) as characters and as the og ghostfaces but wanting to FUCK THEM?????? #seek help #xoxo

[birdinabowl]

god this fic was so mean to Connie (it was for character development though)

#Like not mean for the sakes of being mean (all of these tags are me yapping about the fic because im feral) #More mean as it was the plots fault #Doomed by the narrative or whatever #Anyway losing 3 of her limbs and her husband was just mean man #and her dad ig 😒 #And like half of the gems (lapis and peridot are unharmed and being gay together tho #good for them) #She also becomes a diamond (unconscious gem fuses with she basically) and uhhh #Uhh she might’ve committed a little bit of murder (thousands dead) #So I think she’s in jail or smth now #Like I don’t think what she did was right but at the same time it’s interesting why she did it #Her gem flipped (spinel) after she saw her dad die and she kinda just goes after the diamond + diamonds court who was responsible for it #I feel so bad for her tho #She became Steven’s high guard at 12 #She literally just became a weapon white used #GEHSKSKKSKD #PLEASE GIVE HER HER HUSBAND BACK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE #Baby :((((( (<- talking about someone who has killed countless gems) #I feel so bad for her still #Dhjdksksksld #She was just a kid when it all started #She dedicated her life to protecting Steven and couldn’t do it when it matters most #If anything she indirectly lead to his death #Hi there’s no way anyone read all this :33 #Still liked the fic tho #just feel bad for con

[applecherry108]

I…

So I grew up watching The Simpsons. And maybe I shouldn’t have, but hey, it was the 90s and parent-sanctioned family time to watch a show that was definitely inappropriate for little-little kids.

Anyways.

I knew Phil Hartman, voice of Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz died in 1998, when I was seven. I knew he died and was sad about it. I missed his characters.

MOTHERFUCKER I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD—30-FUCKING-2 TO BE EXACT—WHEN I FOUND OUT, FROM A YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL, THAT HE WAS MURDERED. IN HIS SLEEP. BY AN EX-PARTNER.

WHAT THE FUCK

#I assumed he was old and just passed away. maybe he was sick. how do you explain to a 7yo that a voice actor was MURDERED #and idk the state of the show nowadays but esp in its earlier seasons it was definitely meant to push boundaries and yeah #I don’t think I should’ve been to it before the age of 8 to 10 #at minimum. but also. SO much just flew over my head. and we know now I. autistic and my parents are autistic #and do you know how many echolalia swims we all have from that show? 😂😅 #*stims goddamn you autocorrect. every day the apple company curses my tags. I miss having an actual keyboard god damn it #apple talks #to the tune of spam #my parents weren’t naive enough to think all animation is for kids like there were plenty of shows I hasn’t allowed to watch as a kid #but idk man. for some reason the Simpsons and the critic were a-okay #but king of the hill wasn’t?? honestly I think it had more to do with whether or not my dad in particular liked a show than whether or not #it was deemed ‘appropriate for children’ #my mom tried to ban me from watching sailor moon bc she said it was just ‘little girls jumping around in short skirts being saved by the boy #like hi mom I’m gay. and also watched it in secret for several years. she never found out. I told her long after bc I thought it was #hilarious. mostly she was just mad bc my grandpa was supposed to be watching me lmao

[autisticmight]

*emerging from the ruins, covered in blood and dirt, coughing helplessly, clutching my wounded side* monkie kid... is a good show... *collapses to the ground, barely breathing*

#helen stfu #it has everything!!! platonic boy-girl friends!!! evil nerdy dweeb!!! evil nerdy dweeb's hot mother!!! gay dads!!! #and also those two immortal guys with a kind of vague past who hate each other homoerotically but eventually bridge the gap between them #and also there's some murder in there!!! #ninjago's lore was already 'don't think too hard about it' at this point in its run #but being based on a pre-existing story (albeit remixed quite a lot) gives lmk a really sturdy base to build on!!! #there isn't much of a timeline that i'm aware of but there's been one (1) acknowledged new year during the plot of the story #while ninjago's made-up yearly festival is stated to have happened twice. in the same episode #just. a year's timeskip #and also bionicle!!! i love it. but. the lore can sometimes be a bit. hm #anyway lmk is way more popular in china than it is over here which. sucks in some ways. but also means i am Getting More Monkie

[i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy]

There’s beans spilling in the ca-ar 🎵

But you cannot kill the grooveeee 🎶

#im sorry this doesn’t make sense to others #there’s beans spilling in the car I’m in rn #and my dad is dancing to adele #while I have my headphones on with #murder on the dance floor on #ITS FUNNY TI ME OK?! #autism #adhd #gay #rizz?