Ren: Please don't tell me you begged your wife to come out here.
Jaune: Uh, we're not married, so special lady friend, please? And for the record, she was the one who insisted I come here.
Ren: (Walks away)
Jaune: (Blows kiss to special lady friend)
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Kait by Asteltainn
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Recently been replaying the Gears of War games, I'm now onto Gears 4 which I've not played before and this was the last straw, I am officially putting my foot down on the incessant Whedonising of character dialogue.
Here's a test I came up with, you could you look at the transcript for a given scene with the names and character specific details removed and still tell which character said what? The original Gears trilogy are not master classes of writing by any stretch but they would absolutely pass this test. If they're grouchy and pissed off it's Marcus, if they're dripping with punchable smarm it's Baird, if they're in all caps and sounds like they're having the time of their life it's Cole and if it's 'other' it's Dom.
Gears of War 4 though? Everybody talks the same, has the exact same sense of humor and reacts the same way when things happen. They're all the same snarky disaffected douche, it's like writing via incorrect quotes generator. It feels less like a collection of characters interacting organically than it does like a one man game of D&D.
I never thought I'd be excited to see Marcus Fenix again but he was like an oasis in the desert compared to this new gaggle of idiots. At least his constant grumpiness sets him apart.
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So was no one gonna tell me about the big ass robots?
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Videos return! I have been so busy and wrapped up in other things
for the last little while I have been unable to get any videos made so videos return with this one.
Here is some Gears4 - Team Deathmatch gameplay! This was actually the first Gears4 video we recorded and will be the last uploaded. I actually would have uploaded it when I did the rest of the Gears4 stuff but I forgot about it being it was in another folder! but here is some Team Deathmatch gameplay so enjoy!
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Add gears of war 4 to the list of games I beat on stream
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Really Marcus? All those years of being a badass from Gears of War 1 to Gears of War 3, and you get beaten down easily in Gears of War 4 and Gears 5? Like, really? What a loser. I understand it's been 25 years but, come on! I was expecting his AI to be better than Halo 3's Arbiter.
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Gears Of War 4 [Xbox Series X], Episodio 4. La Escapada y emboscada.
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Yang: Hey, I remember you! Of course, I remember you being a lot smaller.
Adrian: Everyone is small compared to you, Auntie Yang.
Weiss: Auntie Yang? Uh, excuse me? Didn't I give you enough toys when you were little?
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Gears of War (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "JD" Fenix/Delmont "Del" Walker
Characters: Delmont "Del" Walker, James "JD" Fenix
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Established Relationship, Pre-Canon, One Shot, Vignette, Domestic
Series: Part 67 of Love beyond the bones
Summary:
A moment in Del and JD's life at Fort Umson before the events of game 4
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"What chu say about my squad?"
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And here we are Part 5 of our Third run in Horde mode and the final few waves of Horde mode!! I would love to thank the people who I played with and everyone who watched these videos. We pick up right before Wave 48 in starts and continue to move forward to the end and the Final Boss fight.
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