#imagine your jaune ship

[howlingday]

Jaune: My one and only, my love, my beauty, my treasure, my darling, my angel...

Jaune: What the fuck do you think you're doing?

#rwby #jaune arc #imagine your otp #imagine your jaune ship

[moistmailman]

Jaune’s mom: You better eat your vegetables, little missy, or you’re going to regret it.

Jaune’s baby sister: No! They’re ucky!

Jaune’s mom: You better, or else I’ll call Pyrrha Nikos and tell her you’re being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: What?

Jaune’s mom: Pyrrha will be upset to find out her #1 fan is being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: Y-you wouldn’t. Y-you don’t even know her.

Jaune’s mom, bluffing: Oh yes I do! *pulls out phone* You better eat or I’m calling her.

Jaune’s baby sister: I don’t believe you! You’re lying!

Jaune’s mom: That does it. *calls someone* She’s going to be so upset with you.

Jaune’s baby sister: W-wait, y-you’re not really calling her, right?

Jaune’s mom: I’m absolutely am. Ope, and she picked up too.

Jaune: Hello?

Jaune’s mom: *whispering* Hey, I’m pretending to call Pyrrha Nikos so your baby sister will eat her vegetables, so just play along, okay? Can’t let her know I’m lying.

Jaune: Oh uhm….hold up one second then. *muffled* Hey Pyr!

*the sound of the phone being handed to someone is heard on the line*

Pyrrha: Tell her to eat her vegetables or I’ll be very disappointed in her.

Jaune’s mom: Wait what the fuck?!

#pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #pyrrha x jaune #imagine your otp #imagine your ship

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Saw this tweet and had to draw this quick 😅

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #pyrrha #jaune x pyrrha #rwby arkos #jaune #rwby fanart #imagine your ship #imagine your otp #rwby jnpr #jnpr

[rwac96]

What Do You See in Him? (Arkos)

Weiss: "Seriously, Pyrrha? What do you see in Jaune?"

Pyrrha: *blinks* "I beg your pardon, Weiss?"

Weiss: "You heard me. Pyrrha, you're a four-time regional Tournament champion, a skilled fighter, and one of the brightest of our year. Jaune..."

*Weiss gestures to Jaune shaking Yang's hand...then is shocked by her hand buzzer*

Weiss: "...well, Jaune."

Pyrrha: *nods* "Understandable, but Jaune has positives. He's funny, courteous, determined, and tenacious when it comes to self-improvement. Plus, when we first met, he saw me as everyone else. Not as the 'Invincible Girl' and he didn't even recognize me from that damned cereal box." *chuckles lightly* "It's a fresh breath of air, Weiss."

Weiss: *sighs, nodding in understanding* "The heart wants what the heart wants, I suppose."

#text #text post #writblr #imagine your ship #imagine your otp #ship prompts #otp prompts #rwby #rwby au #weiss schnee #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship (RWBY/FFVII)

Greek Dolphin Knight

Jaune Arc

Pyrrha Nikos

Tifa Lockhart

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #final fantasy series #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #tifa lockhart #greek dolphin knight #shipping post #crossover au #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #crossover ot3 crack ship #crossover ot3 crack ship meme #ot3 #imagine your ot3

[the-spooky-children]

I'm just imagining Skid and Ross trying to have a conversation after all 4 of their parents (Lila, Jaune, and both of their dads) have been seen kissing each other, like it would be awkward af but at the same time they're both trying to figure out how comfortable they'd be with calling the other their brother

#i think lila x jaune and ross' dad x skid's dad are both cool ships #I'm just wondering how their kids feel about it #imagine the kid you bully's parents and your parents being in a fucking polycule together #spooky month #skid and pump #skid #sm skid #sm ross #ross #sm lila #lila #sm jaune #jaune #sm ross' dad #ross' dad #sm skid's dad #skid's dad

[reashot]

How Jaune introduces his Girlfriend (And Ruby) to his family...

Jaune: Everyone I want to introduce to you my girlfriend. Pyrrha Nikos.

Mama Arc: The champion Pyrrha Nikos herself?! (But I shipped Lancaster.)

Papa Arc: Atta boy, Son. I knew you had it in you to bring a proper bride to the Arc family... You are thinking of getting married to her, right?

Rouge: Excellent choice for a woman little brother. If you don't mind I'm looking forward to cross blade with the Champion herself.

Saphron: Isn't she the cereal lady?

Violetta: No! No! No! I refuse to accept this red haired hussy as my brother's girlfriend!

Pyrrha: Hello there. Nice to meet everyone. I am Jaune's girlfriend Pyrrha Nikos and yes I am also the cereal lady.

Jaune: Mom, dad. Everyone. I know you all may have your opinion on Pyrrha. But I want you to know that I love Pyrrha very dearly.

Violetta: Wait who is the dumb looking girl behind you two?

Ruby: Hi. My name is Ruby. Don't mind me, I'm just tagging along.

Jaune: Oh almost forgot. This is Ruby she's a friend. In fact I wanted her to be here. Because I can't imagine doing something so important without her support. She's a good friend. No great in fact, She's not only a great friend, but she's also great at fighting Grimm's, she's great at gaming and she's very cute. I mean she's so cute that I want to tell everyone how cute she is. I like seeing her cute little smile, I like seeing how cute she is everytime she's trying her best. And I like how beautiful she is when she never gives up... I mean, not as beautiful as Pyrrha of course. The point is that she is important to me. And I love her for being my friend.

Ruby: Ohhh Jaune~ *hugs him*

Everyone watching:

Some times later

Jaune: What do you mean you want me to stop seeing Ruby?!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #arkos #rwby arkos #arc family #papa arc #papa arc knows best #mama arc #rouge arc #saphron cotta arc #violetta arc

[epic-arc]

Summing up jaune's crossover ships 2!!!

WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

1- Fate Apocrypha

This ship has two scenarios: You are a fan of fate apocrypha or you think jaune and astolfo would be like this:

''Hey astolfo do you want smash?'' ''Yes jaune I want you to smash me with your beautiful and giant muscles and make me yours! Breed my bussy!'' ''Bro i just asked if you wanna play smash bros''

2- Arcman

I believe that people who like this ship like the ''golden retriever boy with a black cat girl'' theme. Also dead boyfriend and dead Girlfriend.

3- Yo-Yo Knight

Congratulations, jaune, you're going to have your sweatshirt stolen all the time. But seriously, it's a cute ship and I imagine Jaune is surprised and impressed by Yo-Yo's tricks.

4- The power of love

You are a height difference fan and enjoy shortstacks. And I believe that Jaune would be the most affectionate guy with her.

5- Crazy Knight

This is if Tyran was a chick and wanted Jaune to be his boyfriend. And goodbye to the boy's pelvis.

6- Spider Knight

Well, that would be a really cool relationship to explore. Like gwen trying to hide her secret life as a spider woman from jaune. But I believe that Jaune would find out at some point and wouldn't deal with Gwen and would try to help her in some way.

7- Hack and Slash

Congratulations jaune your hair is so powerful that it attracted one of the strongest milfs. We really have to follow what Nora says...

8- Holy Knight

These two make a cute couple but now imagine when Venti gets drunk how much flirting he would do to Jaune.

9-Deadly Alliance

This ship here is the phrase ''i can fix her'' but very extreme!

10- Jewellery Knight

''Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about being better than Ruby, i didn’t care about being a Huntsman. I DIDN’T CARE IF I’D LIVE. I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.''

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #crossover ships #Astolfo #fate series #mikasa ackerman #bridget #la brava #juri han #spider gwen #bayonetta #Venti #mileena #rogue the bat

[superiorsturgeon]

Meet the Arc Sisters

Jaune: Everyone, this is Pyrrha! She’s my partner from Beacon!

Pyrrha: Hello!

Arc Sisters: *swarm around Pyrrha*

Arc Sister 1: Aren’t you Jaune’s girlfriend too?

Arc Sister 2: Jaune talks about you all the time!

Arc Sister 3: Your hair is so pretty!

Arc Sister 4: Are you going to get married to our brother?

Pyrrha: I-!

Arc Sister 5: Aren’t you a celebrity?

Arc Sister 6: You’re not gonna treat our brother wrong like the celebrity women in the news are you?

Pyrrha: I don’t-?

Arc Sister 4: Hey, that’s right! Some of those ladies leave their boyfriends all alone!

Arc Sister 2: You’d better take responsibility!

Arc Sister 3: Our brother is a good boy!

Arc Sister 5: He deserves love and commitment!

Pyrrha: I’m-

Arc Sister 1: Then it’s decided! Jaune and Pyrrha are getting married!

Arc Sister 2: And moving to the country to raise a family close to us!

Arc Sister 3: And letting us babysit their three kids while they’re out on missions!

Pyrrha: But-!

Arc Sister 4: Not much time to plan! I’ll call the bridal store for an emergency dress fitting!

Arc Sister 3: I’ll have to do her hair during the fitting! Someone get my kit!

Arc Sister 5: Better hurry up so I have time to do her makeup!

Arc Sister 6: I’ll get online and get ordained to perform the ceremony!

Arc Sister 2: No time to lose! Let’s get going!

Pyrrha: *dragged/carried off by gang of Arc women* Jaune?! JAUNE!!! HELP MEEEEEE…!!!!

Terra: *bouncing Adrian in her arms* …she seems nice!

Jaune: It’s nice to be back home! But for once I’m not the one being dressed up by my sisters!

Saphron: *unrolling a measuring tape for Jaune’s tuxedo fitting* Guess again, baby brother!

Jaune: THERE it is! Just like old times…!

Based off of an “Imagine your ship” post from @madmanwonder. I decided this was a bit long and made it a separate post so the original wouldn’t need so go so far for the punchline!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #saphron cotta arc #terra cotta #adrian terra cotta arc #arc sisters #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #the arc sisters are nice but best administered in small doses at first

[rocknroll7575]

Imagine this with your Jaune ship:

(Art belongs to Nyan ★ on Twitter)

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby jaune ships #rwby otp #rwby memes #rwby jaune arc

[howlingday]

"Jaune is so fucking hot, it's unreal. I cannot control myself whenever I see him, my mind goes fucking feral. The beast is unleashed, I go primal. He is literally perfect, I want to take him to Burger Schnee and get him a Whammer, but he's never tried one before. The fact he's not always around drive me to the brink of almost unalive, but I know Jaune wouldn't want me to do that, so I won't. He is all that keeps me going. I bet he's got that hard as steel, horse-strength, military-grade, highly experimental, incredibly deadly, super bing-bong, throbby-wobby, bulgy-"

-Your Jaune ship, despite being hit repeatedly by the horni bat

#rwby #jaune arc #imagine your otp #imagine your jaune ship #brain alert!

[moistmailman]

AU where Pyrrha is a demon who does contracts for people whenever they summon her via ritual. Unfortunately almost each and every contract involves her killing someone for the person she made the contract with, which she doesn’t enjoy doing. She just wishes someone can just summon her and ask her to do something nice for a change and that has nothing to do with bloodshed.

Then one day she gets summoned by a blond beacon student who desperately needs someone to pretend to be his girlfriend for his parents visit.

Pyrrha:…..pardon?

Jaune, on his knees: Please pretend to be my girlfriend for the weekend! I’m desperate!

Pyrrha: Why though?

Jaune: Because I may have implied to my parents that I had a girlfriend last night and she immediately told me she’s visiting to meet her! So I’m desperately need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend!

Pyrrha: Why didn’t you just ask a girl classmate to do it?!

Jaune: I did! All of them.

Pyrrha:….every single one?

Jaune: Yes! Even my professor Glynda! That was honestly the first time I ever heard her laugh before when I asked her. So you’re my only hope!

Pyrrha: How did you even summon me?! How did you know the steps?

Jaune: I tried to buy a cook book last year but it turned out to be a satanic ritual book instead.

Pyrrha:…..how is that even possible?

Jaune: I am a man of many mistakes.

Pyrrha: So you summoned a demon from the gates of hell just so you can have her pretend to be your girlfriend so your parents won’t find out you were lying?

Jaune:….well when you make it sound like it it sounds rather sad….but yes.

Pyrrha:…….

Jaune, awkwardly: So uhm…..c-can you please pretend to be my girlfriend? You’re my only hope.

Pyrrha:….you’re not going to make me kill someone, right?

Jaune: Uh…..no?

Pyrrha:…..okay, I’ll do it.

Jaune: Oh thank GOD!

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #pyrrha x jaune #imagine your ship #imagine your otp

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Weiss: Pyrrha does this thing where she loudly exclaims "mwah" when she kisses Jaune, and it's super annoying... ly cute.

Yang: It's fascinating really, like a wildlife documentary. The wild Nikos alerting everyone that this is her mate.

Blake giggling: I think it's cute.

Ruby: Oh look they're meeting for their date!

*Across the courtyard.*

Jaune: Hey Pyr!

Pyrrha: Hello again! *Cups his cheeks and kisses him.* Mmmmmmmmwah!

RWBY: Awwww!

Pyrrha and Jaune whipping their heads around: What the?

*RWBY quickly hiding behind newspapers, Ruby hiding under a table, her cape like a tablecloth.*

Jaune: Huh. Weird. Anyway, ready to see the movie?

Pyrrha: I most certainly am my love. *Kisses him again.* Mmmmmmmwah!

RWBY in hiding still: Awwww!

Pyrrha: What is that, are we on a jumbotron?!

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune #imagine your ship #JNPR

[rwac96]

For You (Arkos)

Jaune: *raises Crocea Mors* "I would die for you."

Pyrrha: *distressed* "I don't want you to die."

Jaune: "I would kill for you."

Pyrrha: *shakes her head* "I don't want you to kill anyone!"

Jaune: *sighs sadly* "Then I have nothin' to offer you."

Pyrrha: *serious* "If I ever find the person who made you think you're worth nothing more than that, they'll pay dearly."

#text #text post #fanfiction #fanfic #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby fanfiction #rwby fanfic #imagine your ship #imagine your otp #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos

[madmanwonder]

Give Jaune a harem (no moms or Glynda allowed, sorry)

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #imagine your harem #open to crossovers #open to male #shipping post

[gorillageek27]

Imagine your otp

Your ship has only seen jaune wearing baggy clothes so fat, so they think jaune is a cute chubby dude, but they're completely taken back when jaune takes off his Hoodia and shows off his toned bod

#rwby #jaune arc #imagine your otp