#geralt is a horse girl

[tauredhielcodex]

I'm making a sticker series lol 👀

#the witcher #witcher 3 #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivia #geralt #geralt is a horse girl #witcher art #roach #roach is the only valid character

[jay-arts-t]

Geralt letting Roach into the keep since he got her as a teen. Vesemir hating it, "she's tracking mud everywhere."

Geralt just rolls his eyes and replies "this place is falling apart anyway, but I'll clean up after her."

He knows he can get away with it cause he's Vesemir's kiddo.

Then he settles into Corvo Bianco, with all its fancy hardwood flooring and high quality patterned rugs. He's realizing his mistake in teaching Roach how to get into buildings. Because he's laying on the couch with his head in Yennefer's lap and Dandelion is laying on top of him fast asleep. He's drifting off when he suddenly hears the very familiar clop clop clop of Roach's shoed hooves on flooring. Yennefer lets out a disappointed sigh. Geralt peeks an eye open and sure enough Roach is standing in the living room staring at them with her big brown doe eyes as if to ask "got any room for me?"

And yes, Geralt does get up and move the coffee table so she can lay on the nice rug and rest her head on his shoulder and snooze with them.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #dandelion #gerlion #yennefer #yenralt #tw3 #corvo bianco #roach the horse #geralt is a horse girl

[ikeepwatchinghelicopters]

When I was walking home through a park today, I saw two police officers on horses. My brain immediately jumped to: a modern AU where Geralt is a horse police officer.

Actually, all the witchers can work as mounted police officers (witchers from other schools work in a different towns than the wolves, but Aiden still has a semi-secret relationship with Lambert). Jaskier is probably a musician who accidentally (or on purpose) gets in trouble all the time. Or, well, not all the time, but when Geralt is on patrol nearby.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #at least i think of it as geraskier #geralt is a horse girl #au idea #as always #feel free to adopt the au

[guinevereslancelot]

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

#im right #all the best fantasy men are horse girls #aragorn and geralt of rivia are unrivaled for this #lotr #this witcher #this has been a shitpost #humor #@ the person who tagged hiccup from hotd you are so right he is literally a horse girl as well #honorable mention to arthur morgan based on the amount of ppl tagging him despite being in a dif genre. horse girl man transcends fantasy

[words-art]

Headcanon that Eskel only got Scorpion because he’s generally non-confrontational and Geralt was very convincing

I know it was law of surprise (at least in the games) but it's just even funnier to think Destiny said "you cannot escape this"

It was only a matter of time before Geralt bought one for him anyway

with what coin? don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

#witcher #headcanon #geralt is a horse girl

[pedulum-chronometry]

Pockets are just saddlebags for people

- Geralt (horse girl) of Rivia at some point probably

#the witcher #geralt of rivera #Geralt is a horse girl

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: Oh roach, I screwed up my friendship with jaskier, I sent him away. Why do I ruin everything I touch?

Roach: You self sabatoge because it allows you to predict the outcome of events. It gives you a false illusion of control over your destiny. Furthermore you are afraid that allowing the colorful foal to love you will make you happy and you don't know how to handle that because you are so emotionally constipated that youre a literal shit head

Geralt: 0.0

Roach: I mean... *neigh*

#my nonsense #geralt #geraskier #jaskier vs roach #roach the horse #horse girl geralt #post mountain breakup

[podcastenthusiast]

My personal rating of jobs I've seen Geralt have in modern AU fics:

Military: 3/10 - I get it in the sense that his work is his life and he's Seen Some Shit, but I just can't picture Geralt taking orders consistently enough.

MMA Fighter/Wrestler: 5/10 - It's got the violence! I could see it. I enjoyed the fistfighting quests in the game. Just not my favorite tho.

Bodyguard: 7/10 (10/10 if he's protecting Jaskier) - He is a big tough-looking boy! Likes to keep people safe. But I think he would get bored long-term.

Personal Trainer: 7/10 - A solid choice. We know he's qualified.

Regular Office Guy: 2/10 - Very funny to imagine but I don't think he'd actually make it past the interview.

Mechanic: 6/10 - I could kinda see it if you think of a car as like a modern horse.

Criminal/Gangster: 3/10 - Admittedly I haven't read one of these but I have trouble imagining it.

Lawyer: 8/10 - Saw this once or twice and honestly I'm here for it. Geralt is a huge nerd with a strong sense of justice.

Animal Control Guy: 9/10 - I picture this like that quest in W3 where Geralt had to save that goat except it's his entire job.

Trucker: 10/10 - God tier. Got the traveling, the isolation, the way the job gets in your bones. Perfection.

Anything With Horses: 10/10 - Yes! Geralt is absolutely a horse girl in every universe.

Still A Witcher Somehow: 10/10 - Love these fics with my whole heart. Geralt probably living in his car, wandering the city with a sword and protecting people (like Jaskier) from monsters nobody knows about/believes in? Fuck yeah.

#i'll add more if i find them #the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #witcher 3 wild hunt #geraskier #if you know any i missed send them my way #just saw a fireman one. 8/10 fits him well #horse girl geralt

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 28

Jaskier is sure the last hurdle to winning Geralt's heart is to finally make Roach like him. So he gives her apples and sugar cubes, and braids her hair, and cleans her hooves, and brushes her fur, and buys her new tack, and pets her every chance he gets, and he can tell that slowly but surely, she's starting to like him! Now he just has to wait for Geralt to fall in love with him! Jaskier eliminated the one problem that Geralt would reasonably have with them getting together. "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!" Ah. Apparently there was... more wrong with Jaskier than he initially thought. Roach meanwhile watches as the flowerman who gives her all the best treats walks past her sobbing. Where's Geralt??? Go fix the flowerman! She waits a while but... Geralt isn't coming. Geralt can handle himself. prettycolorflowerman cannot! He is stupid!!! So she follows him. Geralt returns to what was their camp, already feeling like shit for blowing up at Jaskier, only to find that- What th- Did Jaskier steal his fucking horse!? Jaskier is already a town or two away, and is done performing in exchange for a room, when he looks outside and sees Roach. Did Geralt come back for him!? He always hoped that- Oh.. No. He didn't. It's... just roach? Is he in trouble? No she's certainly in no hurry to leave. Perhaps she just wandered after him and needs to be told to go back to Geralt. She's not moving- Entice her with treats! Not working. Do the special little whistle Geralt does when he needs her! Not working. Shove her toward where she came from. Not working. Fuck! How is Geralt going to give Roach back to Geralt without... Without seeing Geralt!?

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #THIS POST IS NOT FREE FROM #THE MOUNTAIN #witcher episode rare species #WHEN I CATCH GERALT ITS ON SIGHT #He wants to apologize but he cant get to jaskier in time cause his goDDAMN HORSE IS FUCKING GONE #meanwhile #TH EHORSE WONT FUCKING LEAVE OH FUCK OH FUCK OH GFFUCK #Winghorse #Winghorse Roach #Roach canonically having the one braincell #Roach #Geralt loves his Roach #Roach is best horse #Best girl #love her #roachy <3

[fandom-junk-drawer]

Jaskier walking into Horse Girl Geralt's room for the first time

#the witcher #the witcher headcanon #the witcher modern au #geraskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher netflix #twn #horse girl geralt

[fanby-fckry]

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher incorrect quotes #the witcher memes #geralt of rivia #horse girl geralt of rivia #roach the horse #fanby’s fuckery

[jay-arts-t]

post retirement horse-girl geralt

Beloved man with horsie

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #roachy girl #roach the horse #retired Geralt

[ikeepwatchinghelicopters]

Random thought: A Witcher AU where Jaskier is an actor and Geralt does historical european martial arts (I hope that's the correct term; basically he's an expert on old styles of sword fighting). Jaskier gets a role in a big movie set in historical or fantasy setting and he must learn how to wield a sword. At least a bit. Cue Geralt and lots and lots of lessons where Jaskier trying to focus very hard because he's supposed to be a professional, but also mostly failing because Geralt's just way too hot.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #maybe jaskier would need to ride a horse too #and since geralt is a horse girl he could teach him #jaskier isn't sure if he's happy about more lessons with geralt or not #more time with geralt means more unrequited pining #(but is it really unrequited?) #anyways #as always #feel free to adopt the au #random thought #fic idea

[itspoppyart]

Yen 🔮

#yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer imagine #witcher yennefer #the witcher #witcherdaily #fantasy fanart #witcher fanart #yennefer fanart #anya cholatra #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #geralt x yennefer #yennefer x geralt #horse girl geralt

[difeisheng]

#ALSO THEY'RE BOTH HORSE GIRLS #YES I KNOW THERE'S NO CANON BASIS FOR THIS FOR HEI XIAZI BUT SEARCH YOUR SOUL. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE #dmbj #hei xiazi #the witcher #geralt of rivia #ashton originals

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: I do all the riding when it comes to horses!

Also geralt: I refuse to ride the bard! He has to be on top! I am the princess!

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #top jaskier #dom jaskier #bottom geralt rights #bottom geralt #geralt is a pillow princess #pillow princess geralt #roach the horse #horse girl geralt #jaskier vs roach