#god she's so h*t

[oswinunknown]

MORE tf2!CLAIRO DRAWINGS AND DOODLES BC SHE'S LIVING RENT FREE IN MY MIND (+medic bc ofc)

#artswin #tf2 #tf2 tenth class #tf2 10th class #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #oc #oc x canon #kinda self ship??? #clairo is t e c h n i c a l l y another self insert but like #shes taken on her own personality esp since shes just a side to me so i wouldnt say selfship #Scimed ship #idk what their ship name would be askjdh #medical experiments ? #science fight ? #if medic and engie is science party then by god are these two science fight #there is no party only arguing and yelling

[sleep-nurse]

Hima scug :3

She totally wouldnt kill anyoneeeee

AUAHIGEHGJKEHJGJKHGEITHH(T()YTU()Y£TY()UT£()U()YT£(Y)T£()Y THE SCUG...........,🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

#miu himawari #sleepy nurse #my sona #art for me #THIS IS ACTUALLY SO COOL OH MY GOD #AUGHGKHEJHJGHIJHITHI£HT£H SHE LOOKS SO SKRONG....🥹🥹🥹🥹 #THANK YOU SO MUCH I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS #SHES SO PUFFY...................🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #AUHGIHTH(T£(Y)H=T()T£()T(Y)£Y() GRABS HER #ASDFGHJKLòàù #REALLY LIKE HOW YOU DRAW SCUGS TOO THEYRE JUST SO SCRUNKLY #ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU AUHGJKEHKJGHJKNEHJKGEHJK #EATS THIOS

[nimblermortal]

Meeting Orym's mom as someone who grew up around midwifery is. Interesting.

#you have NO CHOICE in when the baby comes #that is ENTIRELY the baby's decision #WHO THE HELL PROLONGS THE LABOR? #WHO THE HELL PROLONGS LABOR so that the KID doesn't get TEASED? #I DUNNO MAN I THINK THE HEALTH AND SURVIVAL OF THE PATIENTS TRUMPS SCHOOLYARD CHANTS #and y'know. There can be variations here! some labors last a few hours some ungodly ones last days #but this is NOT something you mess with just because you think the kid will be a bit happier later #if you don't get to mess with it when the mom announces she wants to name her kid Psalmvi or Gonorrhea #then you don't get to mess with the L E N G T H O F T H E L A B O R oh my god #critical role

[spooky-drusilla]

You ate my mother?

#KABSLSHSKAJSSLAHKS IM CACKLING SO MUCH #LITERALLY THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW #THIS SCENE IS E V E R Y T H I N G #The way that she looks at him after like '😦I didn't even know that was possible' #GOD i love this #first kill #maria watches first kill

[tequiilasunriise]

Alright get in loser we’re going to binge RWBY Chibi to forget everything that happened this episode ahahahahahaaaaa-

#WELP. WELP S H I T. #I REMEMBER TELLING MY FRIEND I HOPE RUBY GETS WORSE I HOPE SHE ABSOLUTELY SHATTERS BC GIRL DEF NEEDS TO GET ALL HER SHIT AIRED OUT #BUT UM. LOOKING HER SUSTER WHO RAISED HER IN THE EYE AND THEN COMMITING BASICALLY SUICIDE AFTER GETTING VISCOUSLY RIPPED APART UMMM #physically emotional mentally UUUMMMMM #i am so. wow. uh. JESUS. damn summer rose next ep at the tree please #my comfort show needs its own damn comfort show #we got pyrrha back BUT AT WHAT COST??? AT WHAT COST UR HONOR??? #gods. curling up and WEEPING now. #rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby v9 #rwby spoilers

[coconut530]

STUNNED. FLOORED. AMAZED. APPALED.

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #OH MY GOD #TODAY HAS BEEN TOO MUCH #FIRST I WAS LIKE KILLED AFTER READING DORIAN GRAY #AND NOW T H I S #MONTRESOR BEING EVER SO STUPID #WHY WOULD YOU HURT THE BEE #SHE DOESN’T DESERVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT #YOU DESERVED THAT SLASH ON THE CHEEK AND MORE #LENORE LOOKED SOOOOOOO COOL WITH THE LIGHTING AND STUFF AND SHE WAS POPPING OFF #AND HER SO DESPERATELY TALKING TO BEE #AND THEN SPEAKING DAGGERS AT MONTRESOR #AND THE B A C K S T O R I E S #RUN OVER BY A CAR #DIED IN A HOUSE FIRE #SPECTREEEEEEEEEEEES #That lullaby is called the Itsuki Lullaby if anyone’s interested #Traditional Japanese one #SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK #ALSO THOSE STILLS OF THEM LOOK LIKE LEGIT ALBUM COVERS

[safyresky]

So I've started watching True Blood bc my work girlies love it and were like WE'RE DOING TRUE BLOOD NIGHTS and my GOD. It's wild?????? We've gotten to season two and I'm like WHAT. This show reads like a crazy fanfic and watching it is like, feels like it should be cringe??? And it is but like. DELIGHTFULLY SO. I think watching it with a group is adding to the experience. ANYWAY. Jason Stackhouse is the dumbest bitch alive, I LOVE Lafayette and my GOD I hope he gets to be a slutty, slutty vampire tbh

#dani speaks #that's why I've been quiet on fridays lately lol #true blood nights! UM. it's such an interesting show #it's got garring flaws but the beats and pacing and cliffies are well done #and my GOD anna paquin has the RANGE #sam fucking sucks. hate him. but we've just met maryanne and she's knocked him up my rooster presently #jason was at the bottom of the list but he's so fucking stupid #and so many people are being WORSE lately #that he's clawing his way up my hate part of the list #Lafayette owns the faves list #him and eric #my friends were like ERIC IS H O T #he is NOT but his vibes are amazing #i was like 🤔🤔 when we met him #and then he broke into Bill's house #sorry. VAMPIRE Bill's house. and just fucking took a bubbly bath and played his fancy Swedish music #and I was like WELP. THIS IS A DONE DEAL. THIS GUY SLAPS #also i think we should let jessica kill peoplw #like #i see how bad it is for the vampy rights movement #but she should at LEAST maim her dad #true blood #dani watches true blood #anyway I'm on episode 2.3 and im digging it

[biitchcakes]

@mastcrmarksman sent: He is just going to take her hand and start twirling them both around the floor. // unprompted !

Brows knit together as she takes a few seconds to stare at his hand. He. . . can't be SERIOUS ? Yeah, sure, Clint may have be the one that suggested they get all dressed up and come here in the first place. But, to actually see his hand outstretched and waiting for her now. . .

Jessica's breath catches, perfectly painted ruby lips parting in excited surprise. By the time they begin to twitch into a smile, she reaches back for him, giggles mix with the music in the air as he sweeps her from her seat toward the crowd. ANTICIPATION of what he could possibly have in mind makes her heart beat out her chest.

Any expectations she has are instantly forgotten the moment her boyfriend begins to twirl her ⸺ twirl himself. Jess gets caught up in their own little world, the rest fading away aside from the pair of them. Eager verdant eyes never leave Clint, her heart overflowing with AFFECTION while she observes. Pulling him in close, a hand draped in his as the other clings to his waist, she nuzzles his nose with her own.

❝ I can't believe you're dancing like this. With me. ❞ More thrilled giggles chime after her emphasis. ❝ Thank you, honey. This is. . . This is WONDERFUL. It's happening and I'm not believing it still. ❞

#🥹💘 how god damn SWEEEET she's so head over heels #( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . ) #( i n b o x . ) #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #mastcrmarksman

[cryptidofthekeys]

ALRIGHT ITS DONE- G O D- I’ve been drawing for the last 3, maybe 4 hours- more? idk bfjdkjfgdks g o d

but also btw this is based off a song from tiktok I heard a LONG time ago (I didn’t use all the lyrics just the ones i thought fit best and changed one entirely, it’s called ‘Don’t look under your bed’)

I can’t draw Skid to save my life and Boys n Grills Bob nearly gave me a fucking stroke trying to draw him gfjkldjgfdfs

TW: Implied Cannibalism

Also the second page to finish!

I can’t draw Lila so I can’t draw my funny bonus panel ;-; BUT imagine her rushing in and just beating the shit out of Bob lmao bc she would

#spooky month sr pelo #bob velseb #spooky month skid #spooky month lila #she gets an honorary tag since i cant draw her #tw implied cannibalism #Chase's Drawing Shenanigans #my art #...comic panels...?? ...idk if this counts- its uh.. Panels of somethin #also even tho this aint twitter ... im still worried bout some weirdos (not good weirdos) finding this so uh pls be normal on this post #god this took forever my legs are c r a mp ing and my body is s h o t

[daisychainsandbowties]

I'm curious to know if you've ever watched Orphan Black because beth childs manages to be an extremely shannon masters coded character by dying in the first five minutes of episode one and then having the entire basis for the show centre around her absence anyway

okay i HAVE watched orphan black but not all of it. i think?? to the end of season 2 but ho boy yeah Beth was very much that kind of character & like ghdklsdk the sheer nonsense that Sarah managed to get away with as her tells you that this woman was very clone-brand with the whole 'there's something wrong with you that is also wrong with me' disaster-DNA club.

i think shannon is a more compelling character mostly because i was 'then perish' about beth's boyfriend guy (tho never forget sarah in the guns & roses tank top. monuments should be raised in its honour etc etc) and also her house was too minimalist for me. too clean. why is your house so clean beth.

but that said she does do a very similar thing to the narrative - especially when you add the layer of impersonation going on. like yes she's dead but there are copies of her out in the world, & they're simulacrum. poorly-stitched echoes. but they're carrying around her biological fault-lines and they're living wildly different lives but they're also the same, kind of hideous suggestions of what could have been, and never was, and never will be.

i do love characters who start things by Ending. obi-wan kenobi and what he says to Vader as he dies "if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine". !!! and there is something to be said for that - how shannon and beth do things with their death that they couldn't have done with their lives, how sacrifice and tragedy can be weapons, too. & how cruel a narrative is when it tells a character that the best thing they can do for the story is die.

#pretty sure i watched until maybe the end of s2 and then was sick so no brain #but i actually loved pretty much all of the clones in that #i mean helena for obvious reasons (blood) but i LOVED sarah and no not just because she is objectively #and don't ask me how but OBJECTIVELY the most attractive clone #like sorry she's H O T #& alison BABY what a disaster i love my deranged housewife. god she's so terrible #and cosima but like... girl for someone so smart you are stupid #i approve of how hard it was to get all the blood out of the car. and helena in general just bleeding everywhere all the time #lilith energy fr #but yeah. agree about her being a Character Who Dies to make the narrative possible

[sleep-nurse]

A girlie and her uniform variants👍

OH MY GOD Y....YOU DREW THEM ALL.......????????🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

#miu himawari #sleepy nurse #my sona #art for me #I LOVE THJIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD.................... #THE DEDICATION TO DRAW THEM ALL IS INSANE HOW DIDY OU JUST DO THAT #AND FOR ME.......? FOR FREE?????🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #i wish i could give you all atleast 500€ right now AUGHGHGHHJHJHTUH #IM GONNA CRY /VPOS 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖 #SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN YOUR STYLE REMINDS ME OF CHIBI #I WANT TO GRAB HER..........AND THROW HER #AUHGHUEHEHG(E()H()H()H()HJ£T()J #THANK YOU SO MUCH I LITERALLY CANT EXPRESS HOW THANKFUL I AM RIGHT NOW #i just woke up from a 10 hour slumber im just....................OUGH #THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ASDFGHJKLòàù

[larphis]

Sometimes I forget that not everybody shares my sense of humor.

Just bought three issues of my yearbook and an old classmate (she’s an old soul. A very odd girl, but a truly kind one nontheless) asked me, softly as a joke,

“Oh Coen, those are quite a lot of yearbooks! I hope your parents aren’t breaking up? 😅”

And I flatout monotonous replied “Sadly they are not”

She was quite worried after that.

#growing up with an abbusive mom #and oh god my dad is the most kind man #i love him to death #i can honestly without shame say that he is my best friend #but i will never forgive him for loving that lunatic #even worse: she has a midlife crisis now #i mean she has always been in crisis but it’s worse now #the woman turned ‘spiritual’ #and spiritual people are not a problem to me #i might be an atheist but you do you boo #my boyfriend is spiritual and I love his outlook on life #but my mother buys box after box of tarot cards and crystals and all that shit #and wanna know what makes it so horrible? #she doesn’t have a job #so she buys this shit which she uses as a front to avoid responsibility from my dad’s hard earned money #so you see why I hate her now? #she is now in therapy but honestly I feel like that barely helps #oh and the cherry on top? she is now writing a book. #on m e n t a l h e a l t h #you can’t make this shit up #welcome to my life dear followers #me #personal #narc mom #coping #humor #relatable memes

[yamikawaii]

SHUT UPPPPPP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE HELL UP

#im sorry to screenshot a post but i REFUSE to paraphrase this. #can you guys just SHUT UP about him for TWO SECONDS just PLEASE. #what the hell does this even MEAN I HATE EVERYTHING #WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. JUST SHUT UP ABOUT HIM SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP #istg everything went to hell when he was revealed for the show now everything in yoomtahs tag is all like #Omg theyre soooo cute together 🥺 heres this funny meme about them! 3737284727 different ship names so much art amys gonna have to crop SHUT #UP #SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!@!!@@!!!@!!!!!!@!!@!!!!!!&!&!&^@^@^ #SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH #I HATE YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP #SHES MINE #IM A BETTER MATCH FOR HER THAN HE COULD EVER BE COME ON IS THAT SO HARD TO SEE. #I LOVE HER MORE THAN HE COULD EVER FATHOM #THAN ANYONE COULD EVEN IMAGINE #THAN ANYONE OR ANYTHING HAS EVER LOVED BEFORE IN ANY UNIVERSE POSSIBLE #SO WHY!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY WONT YOU ALL S H U T U P #BURN IN HELL BURN IN HELL ALL OF YOU WHO THINK HE COULD EVER BE WORTH EVEN A SPLIT-SECOND GLANCE FROM HER #GOD #SORRY IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN.SNAPPED A LITTLE! #can i just can i justttttt.kill everybody please. #and lay on the floor listening to my new insane kins theme song to cope #I Can Not Breathe Girl.

[thedragonagelesbian]

also maya agrupnin needs a comic series about exploring patia’s orb and trying to archive, document, and save the information therein

#critical role #exu calamity #cr spoilers #favorite minor npc of the campaign??? im simply obsessed with her #imagine being a 14 year old history buff who sneaks out to a party the night of the apocalypse #imagine your brother dragging you back to your home without explaining anything and you're so worried it's because you were caught #and your dad is going to be mad at you #but when he comes back home he's just so relieved to see you alive and so so scared #and before he can explain what's going on he lies to your face and sends you away to safety and gives you a chance to live and fight #AND THEN YOU GET A WEIRD FUCKING ORB OUT OF NOWHERE #WITH THE COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE AND MEMORY AND REGRETS OF ONE WIZARD WHO FINALLY SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALL #AND KNEW SHE COULD NO LONGER HORDE KNOWLEDGE NOR TAMPER WITH MEMORIES #BUT INSTEAD HAD TO BE OPEN AND VULNERABLE AND PUT EVERYTHING IN SOMEONE ELSES HANDS #AND T H E N #AT THE START OF THE END OF ALL THINGS #YOU CALL YOUR DAD AND HE TELLS YOU HE'S COMING HOME AND BY GOD HE FUCKING DOES #H E M A K E S I T O U T O H NO IM CRYING AGAIN AHHHHHHHH

[dark-nat-ones-blessing]

Ponytail Party Chronicle Snippet: Session 16

[because i'm feeling things about Lilith again tonight!!!! also if you wonder why there's so many fiber art allusions it's because Lilith's house is absolutely full of cross stitch and embroidery and crochet that she fills her time with, and i can't be trusted around metaphors]

A wizard’s tower, Lilith explains, is a creature of its own. Any seeming activity is no guarantee that the mage is even present. “I left,” she says, tightly. “He was very, ah, very…determined, with his work.” And then the story tumbles from her, spilled to three strangers in plush armchairs. How their work relationship was once so close, before he became so obsessed. How used to come out of his study, of his tower, be part of the community, once upon a time. How she doesn’t know what changed.

Julian sighs, and nods. A known problem within arcane academia. (He doesn’t pick up on what Heather sees - Lilith’s plaintive, longing confusion.) “If this was one of my peers, I’d be concerned. It would be cause for outreach. I could do outreach, if you liked.”

She thinks on this for a moment. “I mean, if he is there…I did say I was going. He never came and found me. I don’t know if he cares.”

“You,” Heather says, catching Lilith’s gaze and holding it, “seem quite hung up on this for something a thousand years ago.”

The elf comes unravelled, just a little. Her composure frays. “It was seventy-seven years! I ran that tower. It was my home! We were…very good friends.” This last is said quietly, but to Heather’s ears that gentle emphasis rings with strangled, knotted grief.

“It’s a long time to be in such seclusion, a thousand years,” Julian mulls, more to himself than to her.

“I don’t know. He could be dead,” Lilith admits, “he could have left. He has ways of leaving without using the front door. It could be that he’s just…gone.”

“Why didn’t you ever go back?” Heather asks, and the elf shakes her golden head. 

“I’d get sucked back in again. I don’t know if I could handle that. Being that lonely.”

When Heather says it sounds like she’s been that lonely for the last thousand years, the elf blusters, overquick to refute - no, no, she goes out into town, she sees people, the townsfolk are perfectly pleasant! Heather gently, firmly, cuts her off. “But your mind’s still in that tower.”

A pause. “Yes,” Lilith says, with a quiet kind of defeat.

#socket talks #this poor elf!!!!! i genuinely have so many Lilith Emotions #our DM played her so well. god this woman has the yearnies SO BAD and i really hope we can help her get some closure #the letter from her we found in the ground floor kitchen of his tower was h e a r t b r e a k i n g #she worked with him for the better part of a century #she could've left town! she could've moved on!!! but she doesn't. she hasn't. she can't. OUGH LILITH.

[3knecrotic]

No fucking I Love You, No Fucking reassurance, she still Barely Messages me beyond stupid instagram reels, I Squeezed a Good Morning out of her by Saying It First, and THE ONLY FUCKING THING SHE HAS DISCUSSED WITH ME IS THE FUCKING APARTMENT SHE'S GONNA SEND ME INTO A FUCKING OVERDOSE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

#dk speaks #vent #im. #im giving it time #3 days or so. see what changes giving her the benefit of the doubt bc i love her #bUT SHE'S REALLY NOT FUCKING CHANGING S H I T AND ITS DRIVING ME UP A WALL. GOD.