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hardcorecomicrelif · 15 days

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Danganronpa 4 - All Stars

Chapter 2 - The Confusion Continues and There's Now Too Many Companions

I ran out the door to try and stop Christian as he rushed towards the group. I definitely could have caught up to him but I stopped in my tracks the second I saw the walls. Huge grimey walls confined us into the field, they stretched upward for miles. I quickly glanced back to see behind the storage room there was another one. We’re boxed in. The wall looked like it was made of a dark stone… No way, we’re in Maze Runner?…, SHIT CHRISTIAN!

I whip my head back around and see him still approaching the group, his hands curled into tight fists as he does. The group is mostly facing away from us and haven’t noticed him yet. ‘I should do something.’ I think to myself as I run towards him, quickly followed by ‘Yeah no shit.’

“CHRISTIAN CHILL!” I shout at him. He doesn't seem to hear me, but a girl with light blue hair does. She turns around, notices Christian approaching them, and immediately panics. Quickly grabbing the hand of a girl with gold-streaked hair, they take off in the opposite direction while the girl screams, “RUN YOU STOOPIES!”

The others seemed confused at first, then a guy with red headphones also sees him and points at Christian rapidly approaching, the panic spreads to them. Some of them take off screaming in other directions, one of which being the headphone guy who screams “RUN LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET DRAFTED IN THE NFL!!”

Two of them, one wearing what seemed to be the meme glasses and a lab coat, the other wearing a bright red leather jacket, jumped over what appeared to be an elevated circular stage and hid behind on the opposite side.

The person Christian seemed to be targeting was a girl with bright pink hair and a purple hat. Suddenly she pulled out what seemed to be a staff almost as tall as her. She held it out infront of her like a spear, a look of annoyance on her face. As Christian approached, she swung it at his stomach. Christian ducked down, rolled to the left, and tried to punch her, but she caught his fist with her hand, hit him to the ground and started to beat the ever living shit out of him with her stick.

“Ow! Fuck! Stop!” Christian yelps as he curls up into a ball on the ground to protect himself.

‘The Ultimate Boxer everyone, feast your eyes on his power.’ I think to myself as I finally reach him. The girl stops for a moment and gives me a look before pointing her staff at me.

“Um… Hi?” I apologetically say. How do I even continue this Conversation?

“Why did this guy try to attack us?” She asks as she hits Christian one more time with the stick, making sure he’s no longer a threat, and then holding it to the side.

Christian starts to get up. There’s a couple bruises forming on his neck and arm, but he ignores them. “He told me to attack!” Christian says pointing to me, then rubbing the bruise on his forearm.

“BITCH, I said you might need to attack them if they were a threat, you just charged out the door as soon as you saw them!” I tell them.

“... Shit, my bad, I heard a fight and then just tuned out everything else I guess?” Christian pleads his case.

“Do you guys swear in every sentence?” a voice mutters behind us. The three of us turn around to see another girl who looks alot like the staff lady, only she has softer pink hair tied into loose pigtails and she’s wearing what looks like a cake on her head. “...At this point I should find a bar of soap and shove it down your throat.” she continues, looking directly at me.

‘WHY IS SHE ANGRY AT ME?!’ Is what I wish I could scream, but that would probably result in me also getting jumped by Staff woman. “My bad,” I apologize as I bite down a couple insults.

The other people quickly return once they realize the threat had been dealt with. Though this one girl with flowers in her hair returns while gripping a watering can a bit too tightly, like she’s going to throw it at my head. After a couple more apologies and explanations from me and Christian, the group is still on edge, but they’re willing to forgive us.

I take a quick head count. Fifteen, Including me. The number seems wrong for some reason, but I'm not sure why. It's not that I miscounted, but it feels like we're still missing someone…

“Were you guys also kidnapped?” The blue haired girl questioned, snapping me out of my head. The idea forming in my head quickly evaporates.

“Yeah! I managed to break one of their noses, though.” Christian exclaims, displaying his bloody shirt.

“Dawg you gotta wash that thing. That's disgusting.” The guy wearing the meme glasses says. I can't help but notice the stethoscope around his neck. Is he a doctor? If he is, why doesn't he have a bag or something to keep it safe in?

“Do you guys have Ultimate Talents too? The rest of us have one, so it's most likely you guys do too.” Watering can girl asks us.

“I'm the Ultimate Investigative Journalist, Curt Richy” I tell them.

“Christian Aki, Ultimate Boxer.” Christian mumbles, he's rubbing the bruise again.

(A/N: Gregory ass haircut, will it become lore, stay tuned)

The girl with gold streaks in her hair is about to ask something when a red leather jacket man interrupts, “Fifteen Ultimates kidnapped and imprisoned, this has to be the work of some cult, But that’s just a theory-”

“Anyway, before anymore of us go insane like this guy,” the girl scoffs, cutting off the guy, “Shouldn't we try and find a way to escape? I really don't want to be here any longer.”

“Pu pu pu pu. Are you kids done yapping!?” A voice behind us says raspily. “I'm trying to start the introduction ceremony!”

All of us turn around, the circular stage from before is glowing an ominous red shade and standing on top of it is… a teddy bear? The right half of it looked like a simple polar bear plush, however it was the left half that confused me. The left half was completely black with a sinister grin and a red eye that seemed to be the source of the glow. Despite the odd look, the bear also struck me with that strange sense of Deja vu like before. ‘What is that thing?’

“NOO IT'S FREDDY FAZBEAR FROM FNAF!” the red leather jacket guy shrieks, he hides behind the girl who cut him off earlier. She shoots him a dirty look but he's too scared to notice.

“DON'T YOU ASSOCIATE THAT DISGUSTING FRANCHISE WITH MINE!!!” The bear on the stage roars out. His raspy voice makes it painful to listen to.

“Then what even are you and why are we all here?” The gold hair girl asks.

“Pu pu pu so as you see, I welcome you to… Wait, SOMEONE IS MISSING! My introduction is RUINED!” The teddy bear wails.

I, along with a couple others, cover my ears in pain. ‘Why does that motherfucker scream so loud?!’

“Why don't you find them yourself?!” The guy with red headphones shouts, “Then you can shut the hell up and drag your furry ass out of here!”

“No way! They're WAY too heavy, it would be like dragging 90 kilograms of metal!” the bear yelps.

‘What kind of person weighs 90 kilograms?’

“Then we’ll do it.” A new voice says. A girl with dark cyan hair walks out of the crowd, “If it will allow us to proceed with this ‘Introduction Ceremony’ then it would be in our best interest to do so.” She seems polite but pretty forceful at the same time. The way she stares at the bear reminds me of an Ultimate I wrote an article about, Celestia Ludenberg. ‘I wonder if they’re related?’

“Y’know what, go ahead. I’m probably not going to get paid now that I messed up.” The bear sighs as it kicks at the dirt onstage.

“You’re being paid to keep us here?” I ask. ‘Maybe the cult idea wasn’t that far off.’

“Nope! But you chumps will figure out the reason soon enough! Pu pu pu pu pu,” The teddy giggles as it spins in a circle, “By the way you might need these!” He says as he chucks an Ipad at full force towards my head.

I drop myself down to try and dodge the Ipad, it misses me but I hear a smack, I turn to see the guy who was wearing the meme glasses is clutching his face, there’s blood dripping from his nose. I look down and see the Ipad and his glasses are laying on the ground. “My bad man, let me just…” I hand him back his glasses and grab the Ipad from where I’m sitting and power it on. The screen lights up, front and center it displays “Ivan Animated - Ultimate Doctor” on the screen.

“Who’s Ivan?” I ask the group as I show them the screen.

“It’s me,” the meme glasses guy says while pinching his nose to stop the bleeding. I hand him the Ipad.

“It’s kinda Ironic how you’re the Ultimate Doctor, but you got hurt.” Christian says nonchalantly.

“As long as this doesn’t become a regular thing, I’m fine.” Ivan says as he continues to deal with his nosebleed.

“These are your E-Handbooks, or as I like to call them Monopads!” The bear announces. The red jacket guy jumps in fright again. ‘Guess he forgot the bear was still there.’

“What do you mean by these, it’s just one Ipad.” Christian points out.

The teddy bear pulls out more of his off-brand apple products from, I guess his fur? Because there’s no way they were just sitting behind him.

“Where did you get all those E-Handbooks from?” I question the bear.

“Not important!” The bear says to brush off the question. Before I can ask again he begins to throw the E-Handbooks at us.

After a minute of trying not to get hit by the Monopads, trying to find who’s Monopad was who’s, and chaos in general. Everyone had their own Monopad, except for me because I had two.

“You can just give it to the other student when you find him.” The bear told us, as it started flossing. I didn’t understand that thing at all, and I don’t plan on figuring it out. I tried to turn on the Monopad to at least find out the sixteenth student’s name, but there seemed to be no way to do that. “Their Monopad is a special one, they’re the only one who can turn it on. I guess with that I’ll leave you too, come back here once you find ‘em. AND DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!” The bear says as it merrily skips away behind some buildings in the far distance.

We all stand there silent for some time, until Christian breaks the silence, “Was no one else gonna mention the fact that the furry was just flossing for no reason?”

It’s enough to get most of the group, including me, to lose it. The guy in headphones has his hands on his knees and is wheezing “No cuz, dude really tried to threaten us with a bunch of Fortnite dance moves.”

“Well if you all are in higher spirits, it is best we find said ‘Sixteenth Student’ so we can figure out what the bear wants.” The cyan haired girl says.

“Where do we even look? This place is kinda huge!” The blue haired girl asks.

“I think I saw a map in front of that building back there,” Headphone guy mentions while pointing towards a log cabin far behind us, “It’s really shitty though, so I didn’t bother checking it out.”

“In that case, I guess we’ll check out the map.” I say making my way towards the big cabin. As funny as the bear seemed, it clearly was a threat. He said so himself, he was getting paid to do this, but who is behind this? ‘Dammit I should’ve pushed the question harder instead of getting distracted!’ I think to myself. ‘Y'know what, we’ll find the sixteenth student, then I can go get Christian and we can question him together.’

I stop in front of the map and slightly frown at the thought. ‘How’d I come to trust him so quickly?’ Sure he seems like a cool guy, and he did jump onto my plan without a second thought… I guess something deep in my lizard brain wants to latch onto the closest thing to friendship I've had in awhile. ‘It wouldn't hurt to have an ally for now, would it?.’

I turn my attention back to the map to see if there’s any clues to where we are.

Headphones guy was right, this map is shit. Most of the map is just gray with question marks, none of the buildings are labeled, and the compass is facing the wrong way!

“It could just be that I’ve spent too much time studying pixels in videos,” The guy in the leather jacket says, “but I’m pretty sure there’s not that much detail on this map.”

“Well it appears that this map is all we have.” The cyan haired girl says, she pauses in thought before continuing, “I suggest we all split up and look for the student.”

“That’s a horrible idea, what if the bear uses this as his chance to pick us off one by one?!” The leather jacket guy once again clutches onto the girl with gold streaks in her hair. She gives him a ‘what the fuck’ look but he’s hanging on for dear life.

“Hol’up, Rewind,” Christian Interject, “Can we get your names? Cuz I’d much rather figure them all out now, then struggle with them later.”

Learning everyone’s names would probably be useful “Plus, we introduced ourselves earlier” I add onto Chrsitian's point.

“There's like fifteen of us. Won't it get confusing?” Gold streaked hair girl says.

“How about we all just stand in a circle and introduce ourselves one at a time? Y’know like kindergarten?” The blue-haired girl suggests.

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Sorry the new chapter took so long. As you might have noticed, I added a couple of images that might make the fic more interesting. That, plus burnout and my sibling's Bday happening. So yeah, the new chapter will be out as soon as possible.

#recreyo #frugal aesthetic #curt richy #cypher den #kfel #danganronpa #faline san #coleydoesthings #goldenglare #itsdragonitedragon #itsfunneh #lunarelipse #paintingrainbows #matpat #ivan animated #kubz scouts #fanfic #chapter 2

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cmtridrve · 10 months

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So i may or may not have introduced yhs to my sister and she is now just as obsessed with it as i am 💀 her favorite character so far is gold so she asked me to draw her and so i did lol :D 🍮

#itsfunneh yhs #yandere high school #goldenglare #minecraft #artwork #help lmfao

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pedestriankaito · 14 days

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KREWREACTS TIME!!

I've never drawn fanart for ItsFunneh so these designs may not be the best but I'll be experimenting :D

#krewfam #itsfunneh #paintingrainbows #draconitedragon #goldenglare #lunareclipse

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ummpati · 9 months

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After Date Jitters

Krew never gave us the angst we needed after Funneh and Alec's date.

That's where I come in.

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Crickets chirped around the dorms as Funneh approached her front doors, still cradling a froyo cup in her hands. She looked over her shoulder as she reached for the handle. Evan was standing by the entrance, watching to make sure she made it inside. Funneh smiled and lifted a hand to wave, Evan returned the gesture before turning and going back to his own dorm building.

Funneh yawned as she opened the door, stepping in quietly. It was long past dark, the lights were out and the dorm was quiet. She assumed Gold was upstairs; she was never one to stay up this late. Shutting the door behind her, she flicked the lock and walked over to the trash can. Scraping out the last bits of Froyo, she tossed the cardboard cup inside.

“Hmm,” Funneh paused at the small sound, glancing back towards the living room. “..Funneh?” Gold popped up from behind the back of the couch, hair tousled and rubbing sleep from her eye.

“Oh, Gold, what’re you doing up?”

Gold yawned, “waiting for you.” Funneh walked around the couch to stand in front of her. The brunette sat up fully and fixed one of her sleeves that had rolled up in her sleep. “How are you? Thought you would be back earlier.”

“I'm fine!” Funneh chirped, clapping her hands in front of her, “Evan bought me Froyo!”

Gold glances to the left and Funneh follows her gaze. On the coffee table were two tubs of ice cream and spoons to go along with them, rings of condensation spread around the base of the cartons, infecting the grooves of the wooden table. Funneh winced, she hadn't thought Gold would wait up like this.

“Doesn't matter,” Gold shook her head, waving the ice cream away. “Are you okay? What happened?”

“Well, you remember how I told you Evan was playing for Ocean Metal? He totally flunked!” Funneh laughed, reaching her hands up to play with the end of her braid. “You shoulda seen him, he got a slushie spilled on him too! Then we went for Froyo, ate it on the sidewalk, got more, and came back here!”

Gold smiled, “well, that's good, I'm glad you had fun. But, uhm,” she hesitated and bit her lip, “what about Alec..?”

Funneh paused. A feeling of…. Actually, she didn't know what she was feeling. But it washed over her; she tried her best to shake it off. She plastered a smile on her lips. “Mhm, Alec got a phone call. I told you, right?”

“Well, yeah, but…”

“No, it's fine!” Funneh waved a hand in dismissal, but couldn't help the lump that rose in her throat. “He said it was an emergency so it's fine.”

“It's not fine if you’re upset, Funneh.” Gold reached out a hand, grabbing Funneh’s clammy ones in hers.

Funneh sniffed, forced her smile brighter but turned her head away nonetheless. “Well, he said he was sorry?” Gold kept quiet, rubbing soothing circles into the back of Funneh’s hand. The silence overwhelmed her, she had to keep talking.

“It's no big deal, yeah? This kind of thing happens all the time! I'm sure he’ll make it up to-!” Funneh’s voice broke off into a sob. Immediately, she brought her free hand to cover her face. Tears started to stream down her cheeks and fell to soak her newly bought hoodie.

Gold stood up immediately, placing a gentle hand on her friend's cheeks as she hiccuped and sobbed, her shoulders shaking. “Oh, Funneh..”

“Why am I cryin-g-G-g?! This is so stu-u-u-upid!” Funneh choked out. She felt so pathetic. She told herself that it was barely a date, and it wasn't like he never showed up; they had fun until he had a family emergency. An emergency! Was she so entitled to think she was more important?

“No, honey, no,” Gold wrapped her arms around her, Funneh buried her face into her best friend's shoulder. The plush pink pajamas were soft and warm. “He left,” Funneh sobbed harder. “You have a right to feel upset.”

“But-!” Funneh tried to raise her hands to wipe her face, to hide from her friend. Gold didn't let her, grabbing her hands in a firm but comforting hold. Funneh looked up, and through her tears, she saw Gold’s face. Perfect, as it usually was, flawless, but burdened. She looked so sad, so hurt.

But why would Gold be sad? Was it because of her? Was she making Gold sad?

Funneh felt her knees shake and Gold gently lowered them to the rough carpet. Funneh’s exposed knees rubbed against the carpet, they burned as she shifted her posture to lean against the couch, still facing Gold.

“I-I’m sorry!” Funneh lowered her head, too afraid to look her in the eyes. It seemed like she always ruined everything. She didn't want Gold to leave too.

“‘Sorry’? Why are you sorry?”

“I'm making you sad!”

Gold hummed, squinting her eyes and tilting her head in sympathy, though Funneh didn't see it. “Funneh, Funneh, Funneh, no.” When she failed to raise Funneh’s head, Gold sighed. Funneh hiccuped, it was getting hard to breathe through her sobs. She felt Gold rest her forehead against hers. Brown and blue hair tangled together. “I'm not sad because of you, I'm sad for you.”

Funneh’s brows furrowed. What did she mean?

She finally looked up, only to be greeted by Gold’s smile. “What happened sucks, and I’m so so so incredibly sorry this happened to you, Funneh. It was a jerk move and he needs to apologize.” Gold paused, waiting for a response. When Funneh nodded, shakily and unsure.

“You’re tired,” Funneh couldn't help but laugh, a wet chuckle escaping her lips, slipping past the slowly dying sobs. “How about we go get you cleaned up and head to bed? Clear your head and talk more in the morning?”

“Mhm..” Funneh mumbled, wiping her face frantically with her sleeves. She winced, she would need to wash the hoodie already. She felt a feather-light weight she had become accustomed to being lifted from her head, Gold laying her flower crown on the couch cushions beside them. “I’m sorry-”

“Funneh,” Gold interrupted gently, raising herself to her knees. “There's absolutely nothing to apologize for, especially not for crying. Your hurt, it's okay.”

“Okay…” Funneh repeated as Gold pulled her to her feet and lead her to the stairs. She didn't brush her teeth or do her normal skin care, but she did wipe down her face, wiping away the tear tracks burned into her cheeks, the black of her mascara a reminder of their existence. Behind her, Gold stood, undoing the hairstyle she had created but hours ago; gently pulling out bobby pins and rubber bands.

By the time they left the bathroom, Funneh felt sluggish and tired and still sad but more numb and the tension of tears was building again and-

“Can you stay with me?” she asked meekly as a lone tear streamed silently down her raw cheek. She fiddled with her sleeve, she would probably sleep in it.

She wondered if Alec had taken his off yet.

Gold smiled at her, connecting their hands together once more. “Of course. But, can we stay in your room? I doubt we’ll both fit in mine.”

Funneh chuckled, opening her bedroom door. Stepping inside, they neglected to turn on the lights, only slipping under the covers together.

“Goodnight, Funneh.”

“G’night, Gold.”

“....thanks..”

Funneh was asleep practically before she finished talking.

#itsfunneh #itsfunneh yhs #itsfunneh yandere high school #yandere high school #fanfic #goldenglare #angst #fanfiction

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krewssleuth · 5 months

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# _ this is the crime kitchen after all.

ib:: their video (i work at a criminal kitchen) content:: murder, crimes, illegal stuff, it isn't as dark n very generic soo note:: first post let's go! (btw i'm still working on a better post design) help why was this so good?! why do 2am works turn out better than when i'm fully awake. also, i need to find proper ages for them to make it make sense.

The Killer ; Painting Rainbows

- An infamous 'alien hunter' in the community. Lunar knew of her as the head honcho in dealing of illegal items. Rainbow then got in touch with Funneh and thus got hired.

- She used to work at the sandwich store until the owner was arrested. Rainbow wasn't arrested due to the government wanting to hide the truth of aliens existance. She also harvests organs which are mainly hearts but doesn't tell how she got them so as to not get anyone else in trouble for her crimes, which I find pretty sweet (Rainbow being sweet is a canon event!)

The Knockout ; Golden Glare

- A fashionable ex-model, now hired at the Sandwich Store due to her ties with Rainbow. Gold knew her from school as Rainbow was called a 'lunatic' for believing that aliens exist. She didn't mind Rainbow as she found her quite 'normal' and understanding when it's just them two.

- She bought her fame, until one day her manager threatened to expose her. The man has helped her too much and demanded a higher pay. Gold being the greedy woman she was, declined and her manager launched at her with a knife. She was able to kill him out of defence, still traumatised by her actions, yet craving for more. The ex-model served her years for manslaughter, then losing her popularity.

The Mastermind ; Funneh Cake

- A young, avaricious money launderer who continued the business out of fun. Funneh hired Lunar, slowly bonding over time. After Funneh bought the place, she had Lunar and Draco invest in the Sandwich Store. She did find it strange that Gold and Rainbow wanted to work there but didn't question it much.

- She found out about the place from rumours that the place had 'aliens'. The thing that truly caught her interest was guns; a popular illegally-bought item. Who on Earth would buy alien bodies or human hearts? Some Science geek who is unafraid to get arrested? Funneh later got in touch with Draco, a man who could cover up their tracks when needed.

The Mule ; Lunar Eclipse

- A blood-thirsty money mule who knows too much about the dark web. Lunar had searched far and wide for quick cash, for unknown reasons. She was only a few years younger than Funneh, deciding then to be her money mule.

- She started off buying illegal items off of the dark web then selling it to classmates and schoolmates, making sure to make profit. She then crossed paths with Funneh while dealing in an alleyway, until Funneh hired her. Lunar found it strange but wanted the money, and since then they have become two peas in a pod.

The Silencer ; Draconite Dragon

- A quick-witted intelligencer that will do whatever it takes to protect his co-workers. Draco met Funneh through the heads of their respective crime families. She found him useful to the team, while he found her and the group interesting. Almost like he knew them, for a long a time. As though he had talked to them every day, had shared great memories with them, lived happily with the team of five.

- Draco is often at a nearby bar or library, eavesdropping on any information that the police knows about him and the others. He would of course report back to Funneh on anything urgent, not wanting to kill off too many people but still, he makes sure to get rid of any person that could risk the group's lives. The four women were very important to him. He never knew why but will never question his heart and soul.

[ Dyaa M_'s LOG Ended. ]

#dyaam #krew #krewfic #paintingrainbows #goldenglare #itsfunneh #lunareclipse #draconitedragon #crime kitchen au

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