#gordon you bitch

[br-uwu-cewayne]

Brucie: [twirling his bangs and holding a pint glass of beer between his fingers from the base like a wine glass] ha ha, wait, no stop, you are soooo funny! Omg, thank you all so much for inviting me this time! So... okay, wait, explain the rules to me one more time?

Bruce, aside: Jim, you do realize, I'm about to brutally and viciously murder the entire GCPD bowling team, an utterly complete floor-wiping the likes of which their reputation will never recover from?

Gordon: You kidding? This betting pool is about to pay my rent for the next three years.

#you know this bitch shows up in an obnoxiously expensive brand name tailored bowling shirt #custom fit bowling ball and bag an everything #the only thing he doesnt bring are bowling shoes #just to play up the 'OMG no WAY. what to you mean i cant play in my louis vuittons? what was th... i have to RENT them?!?! how... quaint.' #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #batman #jim gordon #commissioner gordon

[starapture]

#so i listened to all of red valley in 1 sitting and it was so upsetting /pos #highly HIGHLY recommend. listen to it i implore you #gordon porlock #(young ver) #red valley #art #he deserves happiness #cant wait for s3.......AAAAAA ..message to all bitches PLEASE survive

[latenightsundayblues]

Couple's trip 2 eepytown (their Scary Movie dvd has been looping for about 3 hours now)

#'annoying ass sleeper adam' truthers where you at #i just know hes twitching and jerking and talking and moving like a bitch in the middle of the night i KNOW it #no rest for the wicked ig #saw #saw fanart #adam stanheight #adam faulkner #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw adam #saw lawrence #saw 2004 #latenightsundayblues art tag

[omdrawings]

Average hlvrai episode

Re-upload because updated for quality :)

It is also on YouTube now :D

#hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #gordon freeman #benrey #dr coomer #frenrey if you squint maybe #no one gets bitches in this series lets be honest #animatic #animation? #omdrawing2023

[hkpika07]

(516)

ITAR version of the Excess Express? 😮

Gordon and the famous visitor but worse. How's that inferiority complex treating you Big Blue?

#sorry Gordon but you are just not as cool as Excess. #Gordon knows this and doesnt know how to deal with it #Gordon probably acts like a bitch the entire time Excess is there and they probably get into an argument #and it escalates until Gordon horribly embarrasses himself and hes sent to the sheds to cool off/be put in time out #anyways hi im smashing my two interests together again #516 what's your emergency #painted red #ttte gordon #ttte

[jasonpenni]

more frenreylatta? please? please oh please more for us starving souls?

quick sketch of them being silly and in love

#sorry for not feeding you guys. art block has been a real bitch to me #im also very sick right now and been sweating and sneezing while watching clone high #hlvrai #benrey #hlvrai tommy #hlvrai benrey #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #frenreylatta #frenrey #tomrey #freelatta #request #enjoy your meal #the good stuff

[kara-zor-els]

I hate the fact that this fandom will hate Barbara Gordon, but I especially hate that they hate her over the wrong things. No she would never cheat on Dick with Bruce. But she would however dox and cyberbully people.

#barbra gordon #oracle #like please. you can call barbara a bitch but do it for the right reasons y'know

[kise-mo]

LAWRENCE GORDON YOU FUCKING CUNT!

#kye speaks #sawposting #saw #dr lawrence gordon #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #saw 3d #i hate you #never forgiving you for leaving adam in that bathroom #fuck you gordon #pussy bitch

[mindstriker]

controversial post but i think i'm just too much of an actual adult to be into hlvrai shipping. none of them are kissing on the mouth. none of em.

especially not gordon and benrey. they are however the world's worst roommate. worsties, if you will. gordon gets a notification every time he looks at that uncanny shitass gamer and it says "newsflash: the worst person you know is hysterically funny sometimes" and the funny aspect is just endearing enough that it prevents him from going entirely looney tunes insane

likewise benrey looks at him through the lens of like "man my new friend I found at the end of the world alien event is fucking mean to me sometimes for no reason. this surely has nothing to do with me, benrey, because I am normal and excellent at making friends on PSN." but also he mutually just finds him fun enough that he's genuinely distraught when it turns out gordon actually fucking hates him and isn't picking up on any of his (incomprehensible) bullshit about not wanting to be an antagonist

literally tldr: why would you ever want to make their relationship into anything else when the "wow everyone else here is so strange (mildly lovingly and also with a fair amount of dread and frustration). glad I'm the only normal person here" dynamic is there and 10x funnier than any possible outcome in which neurotic gordon freeman makes out with low res security guard

and also there are literally 3 other deranged individuals ripe for you people's enjoyment. go get them.

#listen i do genuinely like the idea that benrey is nowhere near as antagonistic in his own mind as he comes across #its one of my favourite possible ways of looking at the canon because it's hysterical #i also have a chronic case of “need this to be deeper than it is” disease #i too am guilty of looking at a comedy series and trying to pull Lore and Development out of it in swathes #but goddamn. if we're gonna make a compelling narrative out of half life funny can we explore other options #im not going to like hit you with a sledgehammer for objectively harmless fandom content but i want to see other shit #hlvrai #benrey #tagging him too the bitch is relevant to this #gordon hlvrai

[hacksawboy]

honestly if the ending of saw 2004 didnt tell you that lawrence was fruity than maybe the mausoleum will. look at this shit. youre telling me this guy was so extra that he needed to make a pretty palace building just for one tiny miniscule trap. you expect me to believe hes straight? thats dedication of someone who is either autistic or has way too much gay audacity, or both. gay ass doctor. got his degree in doctor and dicksucker

#saw #saw 2004 #lawrence gordon #no but seriously im going insane over this trap rn #god its so fucking extra. larry you extra ass bitch #i dont know if hes the gayest apprentice though hoffman is like REALLY cunty #idk pvp. competition. who can kiss more men #oh yeah the trap itself is really cool. really good intro to the movie as well #tumblr lagging out my entire fucking laptop dude oh mygod #my laptop can run the most intensive shit but it cannot handle tumblr and spotify at once nice #fun fact for reading this far my grandpas name is actually lawrence and we call him larry and i think thats like REALLY funny

[jessythebunny]

When Thomas misses the bus 💀🚌

This is my first meme in Tumblr but it's sucks, but anyways enjoy ;) ✨✨

#Gordon had enough of him #He really wants to kill this little blue bitch #R.I.P Thomas_😭😭 #ttte human au #ttte thomas #ttte gordon #gacha games #gacha community #gacha club #april fools 2024 #fypシ #viral #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #fandom #Jessy the bunny 🐰🌺 #jessy loves you guys💗💗 #Jessy is out of connection #Fandoms #My au #my ocs <3 #meme #ttte #ttte humanised #gacha life #artists on tumblr #tumblr blog #art #fanart

[autisticamekin]

You ever think about how Adam's jacket is missing in the other movies? Like it's just gone. Lawrence definitely took it after discovering his corpse.

#adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #:(( #saw 2004 #leigh you sad bitch!!! #chainshipping

[stealingyourbones]

Re: you are playing half-life

1) GOOD IT'S GREAT, needs a bigger fandom outside hlvrai. Also maybe look into Black Mesa- the fan made modern remake that is *absolutely beautiful,* one of the few games that would probably actually be worth $60, but is actually only $20, and is a faithful recreation with modern technology.

2) siren pups are called houndeyes! Headcrabs are probably p obvious, but also, the squid face dogs are bullsquids, and the three-armed aliens are vortigaunts!

3) pleas don't slander my boy Barney Calhoun like that he's just a security guard not a cop and in fact is canonically, actively anti-cop/anti-facist in HL2 please he doesn't deserve to have his game rejected like that PLEASE LOVE MY BOY-

Ok im sorry that's all I'm done I'm just passionate about these games I hope u enjoy them ok bye <3

!!! Oh bro you’re so good!! I absolutely LOVE people talking about things they’re passionate about and have a bunch of facts to share!!!!

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE HOUNDEYES NOW!!! Today is a good day :)

I shall play Blue Shift then fuck yeah!!! Was just about to start Half Life 2 so I’m glad I found that out beforehand and play everything in series! I’m absolutely gonna check out that fanmade game that sounds so cool!

As a kid I was pretty much fully isolated from video games as a whole and honestly it’s been a BLAST playing games that are spoiled or well known for many but completely unknown for me! I finished playing the Portal series a few weeks ago and MAN I now know why it is on such a high pedestal!! The games are wonderful and the characters are absolutely iconic. Currently going through well known earlyish PC games, the Doom games, Portal, Half-Life, and slowly chugging my way through chronologically so I can see how video gaming as a whole progressed and evolved! It’s so neat! It’s really hard trying to play a few games though, lots of games expect you to know a lot of stuff so I have to watch lots of videos to make sure I’m not forgetting a Super Important button that does a Super Important Game Mechanic. It’s so cool tho!!!! I’m having such a great time!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask my guy!! :D

#bones replies #if ANY of y’all have reccomendations for games PLEASE tell them to me!!! #y’all I didn’t realize games were so expensive it’s WILD but understandable for like super well crafted and long games but WOW!!! #is cool tho! #first game I ever played on PC was Manual Samuel to get a feel for controls… my biggest mistake #Half-Life #half life is such a blast and it’s funky and fun!!! #I’ve only accidentally broken the maps twice but both were fixable by reloading saves #the F6 key is a lifesaver dude #I’m so bad at games because I really don’t understand what I’m doing but I’m having so much fun!!!! #took me 37.6 hours to finish Half-Life on hard! google says it should take me 12 hours #but I’m getting better!!!! #tutorials that half life games give you beforehand are SO nice dude!!!! it’s really cool because I don’t know shit #I’m rambling but dudE #that fuckin god raspy ass bitch suitcase man with the green portals #idk who he is and I’ve made it my MISSION to not search up his name until I’ve fully completed the series bc- #people go INSANE when I describe him as the crusty dusty suitcase motherfucker and I want to keep myself in my Unknown State because- #I want the true comedy of whatever I’m saying to hit me then. #i don’t care WHAT that suitcase fuck is. he’s a lil bitch who owes Gordon rent money from sending him to stasis without closing his lease #I’m super excited about these funky vide of games if u can’t tell

[redneckkangaroo]

I know he would listen to this source:

#adam faulkner stanheight #The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you #AUFHAGSGDWAAAAAAAAAAAA #I know that bitch was emo #lawrence gordon #chainshipping #It's so gay thank you Pete wentz for being a simping bastard and giving me all this gay stuff to work with #Spotify

[artflameball]

Cat Law states that if a cat sits on you because you are warm you will Stay There and Not Move until freed from captivity

Sorry Gordon you're trapped until further notice

#''i hate him'' why are you willingly holding his hand then #can you believe gay people exist #science team comes back from doing Something or other and gordon is just. cuddling with/trapped by benrey #gordon is immediately like //''i did not choose this i just woke up and he was here because he's the fucking worst''// #he is gently stroking benrey's shoulder with his thumb and being quiet to not wake him up while he's talking about how he Definitely Hates #someone's like ''you could just move him or wake him up'' and gordon's like ''what the fuck is wrong with you why would i do that'' #someone points out the obvious fact that These Bitches Gay and just. splutters trying to function normally #he has to be so quiet to not wake up benrey so he just flips them off and whispers ''FUCK YOUUUU'' #gordon denying him having any feelings for benrey while gently stroking him and cuddling with him and trying not to wake him up #fucking dumbasses #hlvrai #cassie draws #benrey #gordon freeman #frenrey #half life vr but the ai is self aware #hlvrai gordon #gordon feetman

[kiaerinnn]

Oops

#ninjago #ninjago cole #hello tumblr #fandoms i'm in #recommend #fyp #ninjago kai #lego ninjago #ninjago nya #nya smith #nya jiang #kai smith #kai jiang #cole brookestone #cole bucket #cole brookstone #ninjago jay #jay walker #jay gordon #come back here you stupid bitch😡 #oops #I guess he stole yo girl #and he might steal you too