A UPDATE ON MY REAL LIFE JASON TODD he has dark hair is muscular his dad is rich has three brothers when i saw him walk through the door i about lost it and he was dressed what i imagine jason to when he isn’t on patrol and he introduced himself AND THEN HE MADE A BOOK REFERENCE AND I LAUGHED AND HE THEN ASKED WHAT I WAS READING AND I TOLD HIM A BOOK ABOUT J CREW AND HE SAID I READ ASWELL BUT OLDER BOOKS and i was like that’s so cool i’ve always wanted to read old literature books and he said i could let you borrow one if you wanted MIND YOU THIS WAS ALL ON MY FIRST DAY MEETING HIM AND WE TALKED THE WHOLE CLASS PERIOD AND NOW WE ARE HANGING OUT OVER THE WEEKEND IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE ALL MY FRIENDS SAID I HAD HEARTS IN MY EYES LIKE SCREW FOOTBALL GUYS THIS CHEERLEADER WANTS A REAL LIFE JASON TODD
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Real talk why is dragonfruit so bland
I took a bite out of it once and it was like eating a tasteless thing?? Is it just me? Was it the fruit? Which one of us is wrong here
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R u one for body type hcs?
You have excellent timing anon. Not only do I have body type HCs, I was actually thinking about posting them the other day, but it always felt so awkward to be like "hey, here's my really specific ideas about the Lawyers--"
but now I have a good excuse so here goes nothin
I know in canon that Phoenix is 5'9 and Edgeworth is 5'10, but I think Edgeworth has too much going for him already, and also Phoenix is big enough to mow down a solid wood door like it's nothing. So in my HC, Edgeworth is still 5'10 but Phoenix is rounded out to a nice 6' even. While being a little taller though, Phoenix is leaner and a little more narrowly built compared to Edgeworth being much more stocky and barrel chested. I also think that Edgeworth has slightly larger hands.
While both of them have roughly equal amounts of body hair, Phoenix's is much more noticeable due to how much darker it is, and Edgeworth's tends to blend into his skin more. I also view Edgeworth as being a bit chubbier than Phoenix, at least around the waist, and that Phoenix is a little more visually athletic.
Gumshoe is basically a classic bara body--broad all over, more muscled than you'd think, but not a lot of sculpted definition and definitely more padding around the center. Also as fuzzy as a bear, with hair going all the way to his fingers.
I view Mia as being more or less depicted as she is in game, a very classic hourglass figure. Maya and Franziska though, I view them both as being on the slender/almost skinny side, with Franziska leaning a little naturally androgynous. Iris and Dahlia are both very thin and fine framed, classically "waifish".
Klavier is straight up ripped, he is the only attorney that I think has a visible six pack. I also view him as being a little taller than he actually is, around 6'2 or so. Kristoph is 6'4 and built similarly to how I see Phoenix, though definitely a bit more defined.
Reading all this out, it makes it sound like I obsess about this LOL, but these are just the little things I try to keep in mind when I draw them, so I can try to push silhouettes and whatnot. Being so anime inspired, AA definitely runs into some same face/same body issues, so I think it's fun to dream up little ways they're still visually recognizable, but a bit more unique. Thank you so much for asking!
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girl to ADD to that clit spanking thing, he does it multiple times instead of spanking your arse and you end up accidentally coming (without permission and he is FURIOUS)
waking up to this prompt was a transcendental experience. i had to reread this a few times over so as to make sure that it was real. lacking any poetry, simply put, i need to state — this is everything.
he's already irritated with your behavior and noncompliance beyond belief, and therefore merely intent on punishing you for the time being. let's say you were being so bratty and had been talking back to him so profusely that he just halted mid-stroke, pulled out, and flipped you on your back. now his palms are firmly braced around you; the two of you are breathy, hot bodies still in quivering coalescence with one another. you're stunned due to having been pulled out of so rapidly, palpitating vigorously and driving your thighs closer together as a result — your orgasm had been looming so closely mere seconds prior.
henry isn't letting you shut your legs on him, however, instead prying them back apart. he blows a gust of cool air unto your clit, at which you give a succession of hearty throbs, and wait for him to choose his next move. it comes within the next few intakes of breath — he slaps it. dismayed, you draw air briskly and let your mouth hang agape, and for a good reason — he strikes again, and again, and again. his palm is relentless upon the most sensitive part of your body, and because you had already been so undeniably close before, you give in to the grandiose shudder of your orgasm and come.
due to your formerly bratty disposition, you let the fact be known to him as obviously and provocatively as you can manage — you moan out with obscene volume, trembling beneath him as the bliss rolls through your body in sweltering, billowing waves.
in response, he is aghast. although it is astonishment his face is scrunched up in at first, it is quickly veiled by ire instead. he's angry — muscle-twitchingly so. appalled, he pulls away and drags his palm across his face, "god damn you. aren't you aware that you're not supposed to enjoy a punishment?" his voice is dangerously low and silent — one could even say he's at a loss for words.
as a result of this pattern of noncompliance and brazenness, you're not fucked again that night. in fact, you only get to see him getting himself off right in front of your eyes, panting and groaning on his merry own — something he never does but is forced to resort to due to your shameless misbehavior. you, on the other hand, are not touched anew even once; his justification for the lack of contribution is that you've already come before, and it must be enough — he doesn't listen to a single whimper, whine, or plea.
next time, you keep in mind to be a little more respectful.
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‘THE SALTY RICKS’ APPRECIATION POST! (WITH POLL)
note: I’ve never seen fight club (YEAH I’m bad at movies LOL) so this was my first thought XXDD
(lovingly featuring @rickxation!!)
PS: For more, I also gave some other thoughts about this scene in my Rickfending Your Mort megapost lolol
Thanks for reading and voting, everybody!!
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