#gregory heffley

[icouldbeaduck]

regarding the tags of my previous post

#consider for a moment #greg heffley #greg hirsch #cousin greg #greg house #gregg house #coz one time the subtitles spelled it like that #gregory heffley #gregory house #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk #succession #house #house md #greg is house theory

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

#best character named x #poll #poll game #greg heffley #gregory house #greg hirsch #cousin greg #greg over the garden wall #gregor samsa #fnaf gregory #diary of a wimpy kid #house md #succession #over the garden wall #the metamorphosis #fnaf #five nights at freddy's

[a-otter-appears]

Hear me out

They're the same character

#FNAF #fnaf sb #fnaf gregory #fnaf security breach #security breach #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk #greg heffley

[bufffox]

#DOAWK #tim burton #scary #spooky #spoopy #Wimpy #art #style #creepy #black and white #nightmares before Christmas #greg heffley #stripes #greg #Gregory #diary #wimpy #wimpy kid #grin #writing #diary of a wimpy kid #amazing #eerie #inspired #spooky art #reading #book #books #art style #tim burton fan art

[ghostlygravekeeper]

What even????

Why he irple???

#RP blog #IC #Darian #Is Gregory Heffley the Man Behind the Slaughter????????

[slut4sugu]

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌— RODRICK HEFFLEY X BLACK!READER

ʚ 🍓ɞ including + warnings: rodrick being a nervous boyfriend, black!reader, toothrotting fluff, suggestive themes ʚ 🍓ɞ summary: what it’s like dating Rodrick heffley <33

ʚ 🍓ɞ FIRST WEEKS DATING

HELLA SHYYY, despite putting up a ridiculous cool persona when it comes to being around you and your sweet smile all by himself he crumbles

Is scared to indulge in pda or physical intact with you because he’s afraid of coming off as clingy, but once you sit him down and let him know that you’re just as clingy if not more than he is, he starts to loosen up a little

constantly falls asleep with his head in your shoulder whenever around you and he gets tired

Starts looking out for you first in a crowd and gets visibly upset when he can’t reach you

Walks you to and from class no matter if he misses the bell or if your class is on the opposite side of the school. He values every minute he has with you <33

Thinks about giving you goodbye kisses all the time and almost did it once but chickened out and you thought it was adorable

Sends you hella couple TikTok’s late at night

Loves when you squeeze him when you hug, it makes his heart race

Adores all your protective styles but after you sent him a picture of your hair after wash day he was inlove

Damn near fainted when you called him baby on FaceTime late at night

It was 10pm and you were listening to Rodrick recount his day of tormenting Gregory as usual, you were growing sleepy as you listened to his voice lull you to sleep. “He’s such a little shrimp I swear- are you getting tired?” You shook your head no and said, “I’m still up baby.” You giggled as you saw your boyfriends face grow flushed, “You okay? Babyy?” You always got a kick out of seeing Rodrick lose his cool and this moment was just too precious, “Mhm! Y-yeah I’m great, totally fine.”

When he saw you the next day he was determined to make you just as embarrassed, but despite his best efforts when he called you doll all you did was giggle and call him cute after pressing a kiss to his cheek.

Rodrick once left a shirt at your place when he snuck over one time and saw you in it on FaceTime without a bra on he damn near drooled.

ʚ 🍓ɞ FIRST COUPLE MONTHS

Starts to get more comfy, cuddles with you when you’re alone and rests his head on your chest with his arms wrapped around your torso

Play with his hair and he’s like mush on top of you

Can’t get enough of hearing you sing, he loves it when you hum a song mindlessly in his presence, he thinks it’s the cutest thing ever.

Calls you bunny/bun or pinky pie

Walked in on you in just a bra and shorts one time, you didn’t see him again for another 6 minutes.

Had your first kiss in an empty hallway at school, you kissed him first<33

Whenever you do your makeup he insists on watching especially if you wear eyeliner, he’ll sit on your bed like a lost puppy as he watches his pretty girl in adoration.

Kisses you again at his house after he saw you cry over a Disney movie, he called you pretty and held you close to his chest until you had to leave.

Listens to old school music with you late at night over the phone

Said I love you for the first time out of nowhere on the phone, you were so starstruck he came over to say it to your face. He got in trouble for it later but he didn’t care, hearing you say it back was more important.

You have your first makeout session in your bedroom when you were supposed to be studying, the v neck shirt you were wearing complimented your double d’s and showed off the chain that held Rodrick favorite ring he gifted you. You looked so effortlessly pretty, so when you gave him a kiss for getting a question right he went in for another..and another..until your lipliner was smudged and you sat breathless on his lap.

Surprise bear hugs from behind when he misses you

Kisses your neck and messes with your hands when he wants attention

Your voice, your touch, your smile has Rodrick in a choke hold and hopefully the promise ring he’s saving up for with his mom bucks will show you how much he truly loves you <33

#rodrick heffley x black!reader #rodrick heffley x fem!reader #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick fanfic #diary of a wimpy kid rodrick #rodrick x y/n #rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x female Reader #rodrick rules #rodrick heffley x y/n #rodrick x reader

[shittysawtraps]

Hello Gregory. For years you have been obsessively reaching for fame and riches, not caring who you step on in your pursuit, never learning your lesson no matter how many times you fail, how many times you suffer, or how many friends you lose. In front of you lay what would seem to most to be simply an innocuous slice of classic swiss cheese. But you know the truth, don't you, Heffley? Now you have to make a choice. Touch the cheese, and you may live, but with the popularity you so desperately crave forever out of reach. Refuse, and toxic fumes will be emitted into this very room. You will surely perish. Will you attempt to cheat your way out of the consequences of your actions one final time? Or finally give in and contract the Cheese Touch?

#shitty saw traps #submission

[icouldbeaduck]

"gregory heffley is gregory house.” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame. a voice breaks through. "no she's right" i turn around and there he is. Hugh Laurie himself.

#greg is house theory #me?? posting virtually the same post twice mere minutes apart??? don’t be ridiculous #greg heffley #gregory house #fuck it greg hirsch is the greg in the middle #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk #house md

[yall-hate-kids-tourney]

The Y'all Hate Kids Tourney bracket

Here we have 32 kids who are unfairly hated by the fandom. Who has it worst? You decide!

Here are the matchups for the tournament. We tried our best, so please don't come at us for unfavorable matchups (/lh). This is double elimination, so there will be a loser bracket.

We have selected up to three propagandas for each entrant when necessary, and we will trigger tag them as needed.

Round 1 specifics under the cut.

The first round will be split into A and B. Round 1A will go live at midnight January 2, 2024 (PST), with each match being released in three-hour increments. You will have a week to vote, and then we will release round 1B on January 10.

The matchups for round 1A go as follows:

Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) vs. Gregory (FNAF)

Amy Rose vs. Tails Nine (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Flandre Scarlet (Touhou Project) vs. Meiling Li (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Amane Momose (MILGRAM) vs. Six (Little Nightmares)

Ken Amada (Persona 3) vs. Carl Grimes (The Walking Dead)

Fleta (Pocket Mirror) vs. Mary (Ib)

Jason Todd vs. Damian Wayne (DC Comics)

Chara Dreemurr (Undertale) vs. Monaca Towa (Danganronpa)

Round 1B goes as follows:

Bailu (Honkai Star Rail) vs. Qiqi (Genshin Impact)

Eridan Ampora vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Maria Ushiromiya (Umineko When They Cry) vs. Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Momoe Nagisa (Madoka Magica) vs. Vincent (Stardew Valley)

Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs. Nanami Kiryuu (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Arya Stark vs. Sansa Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)

Aang (ATLA) vs. Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

K.O. (O.K. KO! Let's Be Heros!) vs. Ray (The Promised Neverland)

#yall hate kids tourney #tournaments #announcements

[bullshit-bulltrue]

its pride month so i wanna share my favorite bi characters, canon and not:

gregory house

allison cameron

robert chase

thirteen

neil perry

charlie dalton

jesper fahey

nina zenik

kaz brekker (look, in my head, it makes perfect sense. no, i will not elaborate)

loki laufeyson

tony stark

natasha romanoff

scott lang

thea calligaris

jameson hawthorne + the other hawthorne brothers

minho - maze runner

remus lupin

sirius black

regulus black

marlene mckinnon

jennifer check

stu macher

tatum riley

rosa diaz

jake peralta

vance hopper

bruce yamada

finney blake

robin arellano

callie torres

hunter (toh)

eda clawthorne

percy jackson

leo valdez

jason grace (ik he's like the token straight or whatever but let me live in delulu)

harley quinn

rodrick heffley

harry hook

maya hart

lucas friar

probably gonna update later but yeah

#lee says things

[kbt-expressway]

Saw a theory that "Gregory" in the engage DLC leaks was Griss, immediately made this abomination once I got home.

Griss Heffley

#griss fire emblem #griss fe #fire emblem engage #fe engage #i spent all of 20-30 mins max making this #griss is a funny man i want to kiss him. he gets a shitpost

[femmehysteria]

Manny Taur (Monster High)

Gregory (The Sandman)

Gregory House (House M.D.)

Gregory Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Gregor Samsa (The Metamorphosis)

Ford Prefect (H2G2)

Ford Cruller (Psychonauts)

Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Jeremy Belpois (Code Lyoko)

Jeremy "Jem" Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Bianca Castafiore (Tintin)

Bianca di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Bianca (The Rescuers)

Owen Grady (Jurassic World)

Owen Harper (Torchwood)

Owen Sharma (The Haunting of Bly Manor)

Minerva Paradizo (Artemis Fowl)

Minerva (Fire Emblem)

Minerva Orland (Fairy Tail)

Minerva - (Garfield)

Minerva Victor (Valkyria Chronicles)

Minerva (Transformers)

Thank you for the suggestions!

#asks #best character named x

[optimalmongoose4]

[treetownconfessions]

fliqpy and greg heffley would be good friends at first. they'd find each other endearing in a sibling kind of complex because fliqpy would find greg incredibly loser-like but also amusing. and greg would think fliqpy is cool and tough. but as soon as they share their in-depth ideals and morals i think things would go very south. greg's egotisical and self-centered attitude without the coordination/experience that justifies it even remotely would piss fliqpy off. fliqpy believes he can act like that because he actually does productive and impressive things at times; greg does not. and greg would eventually find fliqpy's sense of morality both hypocritical and unnecessary, because he doesn't believe disabled people and children should be excused from physical wrath (except himself), and thinks fliqpy's a chump for drawing the line there. when this surfaces, their shortlived friendship would come to an end in what i fear would be the only case of fliqpy hurting and killing a child, which is gregory heffley.

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[mcrss]

I have come to the conclusion that if you're named Greg, you are insane.

Take Greg heffley, Gregory House and Cousin Greg.

This is possibly the most pointless thought I've ever had.

#succession #house md #Do I have to fucking tag the diary of a Wimpy kid