#harmless my ass

[rosielindy]

This happened to me last night as I was falling asleep, very alarming. My episode was accompanied by a loud voice telling me to check the doors. I was wide awake, so I got up and checked all the doors. This experience ranks as one of the strangest I’ve ever had. I hope it’s not going to be a recurring thing. 🤯

#exploding head syndrome #new experiences #not a fan #sleep disturbances #voices in my head #parasomnia #seriously wtf #harmless my ass

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop) #theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........ #the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!) #and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?) #dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Your URL. Change it/j. It's inaccurate. You draw them so well istg- /lh/pos

Anyway, what woukd happen if Nie Huaisang gets a metal martial arts fan.. Do you think he would finally whoop some ass instead of outsmarting them in extravagant fashion?

As cool as NHS kicking ass would be, he has his babygirl reputation to maintain.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #Not that a babygirl can't kick ass. Many babygirls kick ass all the time #Nie huaisang is the brand of babygirl that needs to maintain a very specific image of harmlessness #the blendable and soggy kind of babygirl #Who has a hard core and destroys your machine once you try to blend him #What I'm trying to say is that he's a Stone Fruit #A sweet nectarine who's gonna make you do all the work. All according to plan ('cause that's the whole point of fruit) #(long distance propagation) #He's also a metaphorical fruit too. My little fruity baby girl. My evil babykitty wife who is poisoning my tea <3 #Oh yeah this is NMJ's formal debut on this blog #He's mansplain ragehusband. Protector of babygirls (he has three to look after)

[crowliphale]

May your ideas be many and your art blocks few

#artwork #my art #crow does art #traditional art #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #i actually managed to play ultrakill yesterday! #it was so much fun omg #ill admit i am playing it on harmless but its cuz i wanted to get a hang of things #ill be sure to replay it on a harder difficulty soon to get more secrets! #i still need to fight gabriel again too so ill do that first #v2 ultrakill #cannot believe i forgot to tag his ass

[jahiera]

man I can’t do it anymore. I’m going to be petty and silly and yuck on yums but please. on my knees can we stop calling astarion “asta” “starry” “asty” I’ll kill him myself if only to free us from this torment

#Asta….. Well yes he is an ass. Ass is a nickname that is free for use. #seeing it used casually in tiktok comments and my brain pauses trying to catch up with who we’re talking about #pleaseeee i am begging. no more baby nicknames for the bitchy vampire. #ASTA. Asta. Dear god. I can see him making a Face right now #I KNOW ITS HARMLESS it’s cute have fun live your dreams. I am just cringing in the background #plus astarion is a pretty name and I like how unwieldy and pompous it is.. of COURSE you’re an insufferable vampire with #an insufferably long dramatic name

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[comic-sans-chan]

I adore how unhinged Garak is about the people he likes, because there's this theme of them being similarly unhinged. Like that colleague from the Order in Second Skin that he had to shoot and was like, "Aw :( ...Well Anyway" about. Or like Tain and Mila, both crazy bitches, imo. Or his last remaining contacts on Cardassia who he called up in In The Pale Moonlight who were all down to raid the Dominion’s underwear drawer at the drop of a hat. Like that's what Garak is used to. He likes excitement, he likes a bit of malice, he likes some cunning. And that's part of what makes Garashir so goddamn funny is Julian is actually a bit of a cunning, malicious little shit sometimes. If you watch the series knowing Julian's an augment, these moments come up all the time where it's clear he's fucking with people for his own amusement. Taking people for a bit of a ride just to see what happens. Then ofc there are all the gross incel fuckboy moments, but. 

I just love the idea of Julian going on some insane borderline villainous monologue about something or other and Garak sitting there with hearts swirling around his head. Don't get me wrong, Garak loves Julian for his goodness first and foremost, but Julian's not perfect and I think that makes the ship so much more interesting because I can't really see Garak finding most of Julian's worst flaws anything but thrilling. We go on about Garak loving Julian's infodumping and argumentativeness, but after the augment thing comes out, I think he equally enjoys watching Julian play dumb with people and Knowing he's playing dumb. It compliments his own Just a Simple Tailor routine so perfectly. They're just normal men. Just innocent men.

#i don't think julian's ever malicious about it to be clear #i think it just ended up being something that happened kind of inevitably because he already had to play dumb anyway #and it became one of the only ways he could really get any kind of enjoyment out of an otherwise miserable process of hiding himself #it's a sad lonely habit he got into #and it does bite him in the ass a lot. i think julian hates being underestimated A Lot #for obvious reasons (his parents are lunatics) #so... maybe it's a little mean of him sometimes #he has kind of a temper anyway. and it's a harmless way to let off steam #you can kinda tell after his augment secret gets out he becomes a lot more sarcastic #i think that's what his mind has been like for a long time #going a little off the rails here but julian's parents always acting like they did him some huge favor #meanwhile this is julian's every day experience now #just being so smart it's innately isolating and miserably lonely #he's not just mad at them for killing jules #he's mad at them for creating julian #my posts #garashir

[punkeropercyjackson]

#all that tdmm hate that still lingers is some of whitest shit i've ever witnessed td.dks really went all out with the yt gay/yt feminism jfc #like shouto and momo are so obviously japanese in every way(i also hc shouto as part bangladeshi and momo as a blasian dominican-mexican) #i deffo agree they're both queer-coded shouto is transmasc genderfluid and momo is transfem softgirlgender but as poc not white at all #like idc about gay shouto and lesbian momo you can hc what you want but what you guys call 'concrete proof' is just japanese/asian culture #as a homecountry raised poc they're both more trans and autistic-coded than any orientation and their dynamic is so such a poc4poc fantasy #t4t autistic4autistic poc4poc fantasy specifically!!!their characters and story are NOT white western at all and the perfect teen m/f ship #but bnha is so popular with we.ebs who know jackshit about easterners and poc in general tbh they hate todomomo for not being yt bread gays #and think it's a morality thing when it's the most harmless fucking ship AND they ship DABI with a blonde cop.HIS GOTH/CPUNK ASS???????????? #PLEASE my afrolatina ass has never been able to take them seriously especially because dadbi/s'mores siblings makes way more sense #but yeah i've talked enough.if you hate todomomo you're probs mad that they're a genuinely unconventional m/f ship instead of palpability #todomomo #t4t todomomo #todomomo protection squad #todoroki shouto #momo yaoyorozu #half bangladeshi rei agenda #blasian latina momo #trans todoroki #trans momo yaoyorozu #goth punk todoroki shouto #pastel punk momo yaoyorozu #partially blind todoroki #chubby momo yaoyorozu #bnha geekery #our hero academia #tea blend crew #team dual #momo is also adhd anxious and ocd along with being autistic thanks #summeredits #summerposting

[ehlnofay]

@ervona suggested I draw one of the characters from my khajiiti caravan and I remembered this old drawing that I forgot to post... meet shirri-la, purveyor of jewellery and oddities and an excellent haggler. efri and sissel bring her into shops claiming that she's their pet cat and she tells them what to buy and how to negotiate

#sissel is filthy. efri is missing a shoe. they show up with a Pet Cat who is dripped the fuck out #and very visibly look to her before making a purchase #and expect the shopkeeps to accept this as normal #'why does your cat have clothes on?' #'because she likes them. how much is this lute' #I love them #I should post some more Caravan Time writings #shirri-la also gets along well with kazari as they're the only quadrupedal/voiceless khajiit around #they like having someone to complain with who really Gets It #and have jokey little debates about whether it's worse to be assumed a harmless domesticated creature or a threat #(they agree that both suck absolute ass) #anyway #my art #fay draws #oc tag #shirri-la #caravan #khajiit #alfiq #skyrim #the elder srolls #tes #tesblr

[captain-lovelace]

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#Watching ‘egg discourse’ go around frustrates me. Not even fully certain what the current round is about but. Augh. #Especially seeing a lot of transmascs get worked up about it #Like. 1. Reacting so violently and negatively to what is in reality a harmless comment by a trans woman is being #transmisogynistic #2. You get on trans women’s asses for ‘assuming’ genders but you are ALSO assuming someone’s gender. You are assuming they’re a cis man. #3. As one of my mutuals said very well: ‘misgendering’ a cis person does not carry the violent connotations of misgendering a trans person #And 4 and this one is transmasc specific: If you are reacting like this because a switch has flipped #in your brain and is saying ‘this is a sign that no matter what I do I can be seen as a Secret Girl’. Turn that switch back off. #Just because you feel uncomfortable or unsafe doesn’t mean you are #Versus the trans women who are ACTUALLY unsafe right now because they’re being harassed. This is a You Problem. #And it’s also not what’s happening #You are not being misgendered! You are not in danger of being misgendered! #and you know what? One day another queer person may in fact mistake you for a trans woman! It is not that big of a deal. #This has happened to me! It was fine! It was honestly a compliment in some ways! It is easily clarified! #Calm the fuck down! You are not in danger! No one is in danger! #It is not such an awful thing to be mistaken for a trans woman #YOU need to work on that. It’s on YOU to interrogate your discomfort.

[tallbluelady]

10 Archetypes that I Made Up That Make Up My Blorbos

@sasslett tagged me with 10 Characters/Fandoms but my brain was getting mad at the restrictions so I made up my own thing.

Smart and Loyal Woody (Toy Story), Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz), Faramir (The Lord of the Rings), Aragorn (LOTR)

Cool Dad Dr. Henry Jones Jr. (Indiana Jones), Qui Gon Jin (Star Wars), Alan Grant (Jurassic Park), Auron (Final Fantasy X), Aragorn (LOTR)

Green Girl Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls), Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon), Sam (Totally Spies!)

Relatable Scamp Simba (The Lion King), Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Tidus (FFX), Riku (FFX), Scout (To Kill A Mockingbird)

Adventure! Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII), Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas), Miguel and Tulio (The Road to El Dorado), Dr. Henry Jones Jr. (Indiana Jones)

Sexy Supportive Boyfriend Captain Hook/Killian Jones (Once Upon a Time), Urianger Arugelt (Final Fantasy XIV), Will Turner (Pirates of the Carribean)

Sentient Animal Red XIII (Final Fantasy VII), Reepicheep (Chronicles of Narnia), Any Talking Animal Media, (Suspect for Freya (Final Fantasy IX))

Gender Urianger Arugelt (FFXIV), Cloud Strife (FFVII), Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop), Jack Skellington (TNBC), Elizabeth Swan/Turner (PotC), Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time)

Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Goku (Dragonball), Kenshin Himura (Ruruoni Kenshin), Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

Shakespeare Urianger Arugelt (FFXIV), Didymis (Labyrinth), Shakespeare (Romeo x Juliet anime), Shakespeare (Fate Series)

Feel free to do w/e: @yloiseconeillants, @lilbittymonster, @hermits-hovel, @azure-dragonsinger, @mythandral, @abyssalmermaiden, @whatsthisascianbullshit, @sayonaramidnight, @tishinada, @janzoo

#smart and loyal is probably just my primordial self getting into media and picking favorites #cool dad is like characters who would normally get a regular ass crush but my asexual baby self just wanted a mentor #green girl is fairly self explanatory and part of why i have a hard time picking a mlp:fim blorbo #relatable scamp is also fairly self explanatory #adventure is basically dudes i daydreamed having adventures with #sexy supportive boyfriend is self explanatory #sentient animal is self explanatory #gender is self explanatory but each character has unique gender qualities #crouching moron hidden badass is a character who appears to be harmless but will prove otherwise #and shakespeare #well you know

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I always say I’m into enemies to lovers but I think I’ve realised I’m actually into people who annoy/irritate each other to friends to lovers

#it’s like the hating but being attracted thing isn’t my cup of tea which is what most people seem to associate with enemies to lovers #it needs to be that energy of THIS BITCH IRRITATING and then they’re still irritating but sometimes they have their moments to #damn it I kinda like their irritating ass #the irritating energy is very necessary #about me #like I enjoy them hating each other but it’s also in a… I don’t like this person cause I’ve assumed this one side of them is all of them #kinda way #it’s like… a more exaggerated hatred #a harmless hatred #idk how to describe it but all my fave ships have got it

[tweedlebean]

people on here use "a grown adult" to essentially mean someone who should be fully enlightened. As if all of history isn't a series of grown adults trying and failing to communicate with each other. But no you're right, how dare a 24 year old have imperfect opinions.

#my post #This isn't about anything in particular #I'm just kind of sick of “they're a grown ass adult” being used to blame people for conpletely normal and generally harmless problems

[typicalcommondandelion]

any song: [mentions the sun]

me: SISYPHUS ULTRAKILL.??? SISYPHUS ULTRAKILL I LOVE SISYPHUS ULTRAKILL sisyphus ultrakill on the brai n!!!! sisyp

#it was Bright as the Sun by Coolio. #dreamy chatters #to think i still havent gotten to him bc im too much of a prideful coward to harmless to his bedroom... #GOTTA get my ass to him asap as soon as i get home auuuuuughhhh

[agirlking]

To the shock of absolutely no one (certainly not me) all of Jacob's bad actions are "human" and "sad" and "he says sorry" and Emma's a horrific toxic nightmare bitch whose every single breath has the most malicious of intents. 

#the quarry #he trapped a woman who rejected him with him by force to try and change her mind #i actually don't know why i need to explain which one of them does something worse in this scenario #not that emma ISN'T toxic but SO IS HE AND TO A MUCH WORSE DEGREE #and he's IN THE POWER POSITION #for the record #jacob apologizes or can apologize so i'm willing to give him another chance #but i'm not going to dress up or go out of my way to quote unquote humanize what he did #irregardless of him having relatively (ish) harmless intentions #what he did is profoundly not okay #fandom's tendency to hold women to a much higher standard is WELL documented #he's not a himbo #good of heart and dumb of ass? nah he's one of those #anyone pulls up on this with some nonsense is immediately getting blocked #i'm not arguing with more of you #it's very obvious you're biased one way #see also him pointing the gun at Nick #flying into a jealous rage at Nick #saying nick isn’t a ‘real man’ for not banging Abby #Jacob radiates toxic masculinity #anti jacob custos