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ooo idea struck me: headcanons for hasan and streamer gf, please?🥺idk i think itll be funny to have complete polar opposite streams, gf playing stardew valley(or any game tbh) and its vibe while in another room its just stunlocks and pure chaos🤭🤭🤭
ONCE AGAIN- SORRY TO THIS PERSON, this request is from October third! I am SO SORRY!!! But, here you go. Hopefully it's as good as you hoped...
I picture you guys having a shared office
"Sorry... Sorry chat, the- my boyfriend is doing social justice in the background, that's the screaming you can hear. Yeah, he's screaming at Nazis..."
You're trying so hard to find the optimum music volume so chat can't hear his screeching, but so it also wont hurt anyone's ears.
So yeah! He does social justice while you do Stardew Valley!
He'll sometimes roll over to your desk and say hi to your chat, completely commandeering the stream.
"Playing Animal Crossing, I see... Dude- This game just teaches capitalism to kids! Tom Nook is a capitalist! He steals money from the working class!"
He has a segment on his streams every now and again where he'll either play a game with you or he lets you talk/make something on his steam (I'm picturing like customizing your switch or building Lego)
As much as he wants to, he kind of can't raid you afterwards because your audiences are very different.
The same way that if you were to raid him, you'd be sending an army of soft girlfriends like you to rally amidst incels, Hasanabi-heads, activists, and Top G high value alpha males.
Safe to say, he can't raid you, but, he constantly and strongly recommends people to go watch your stream instead of his if he's reacting or speaking about something specifically triggering.
"Take care of yourselves, go check out twitch dot TV forward slash your/username, she's playing... What're you playing, honey? Cozy Grove!"
Sometimes, he'll get you to entertain his chat when he goes to the toilet
I have so many ideas for this, so send another request if you wanna see more! I promise it wont take this long to write next time <3
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PLEASE!
I have my SFW account linked in my bio AND my pinned post! If you send SFW asks to THIS account, I will delete them.
#hasanabi x reader#hasanabi smut#ted nivison x reader#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#ted nivision smut#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff#ted nivison fluff#hasanabi fluff#hasan piker fluff#hasan piker smut#hasan piker x reader#hasanabi headcanons#ted nivison headcanons#schlatt headcanons#jschlatt headcanons
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Flufftober Masterlist
Day 1: Petnames - Sam Winchester ♥️
Day 2: Headcanons - Castiel 🧡
Day 3: Cuddles - Dan Avidan 💛
Day 4: Date Night - Jared Padalecki 💚
Day 5: Falling Asleep Together-AnothonyPadilla 🩵
Day 6: Nightmare Comfort - Ethan Nestor
Day 7: Reading Together - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Day 8: Late Night - Ted Nevison
Day 9: Marriage Proposal - Sam Winchester
Day 10: Road trip - Platonic! Garrett Watts (Maybe ADHD reader???)
Day 11: Sharing Clothes - Hasan Piker
Day 12: Baking Together - Matpat
Day 13: Love Notes - Jshlatt
Day 14: Scary Movie Night - Kurtswurld96
Day 15: Drawing Each Other - Viktor (Arcane)
Day 16: Picnic Date - Castiel
Day 17: First Kiss Memories - Anthony Padilla
Day 18: Friends to Lovers - Shane Top
Day 19: Arts & Crafts - Damian Hass
Day 20: Shopping - Jerma985
Day 21: Music - Dan Avidan
Day 22: Adopting a pet - Sam Winchester
Day 23: Helping When Sick - Jacksepticeye
Day 24: Patching up wound - Jared Padalecki
Day 25: Hobbies Together - Jinx (Arcane)
Day 26: On a walk - Markiplier
Day 27: Watching a Meteor Shower - Dan Avidan
Day 28: Coffee Date - Misha Collins
Day 29: Self Care Night - Moist Cr1TiKaL
Day 30: Halloween Costumes - Sam Winchester
Day 31: Going Trick or Treating - Sam Winchester
Day 30,31 is like a two parter (:
Made this with my awesome friend @rats-write ♥️
Also theirs a lot of repeats because I don’t write for a lot of people srry! Tomorrow I’ll probably post about 3 to catch up so they’re probably gonna be short but I hope you love them!
(Same props dif peps)
#jared paladecki#sam winchester#matpat#castiel#fluff#flufftober#smosh#game grumps#dan avidan#anthony padilla#ted nivison#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#ethan nestor#crankgameplays#markiplier#jacksepticeye#garret watts#jerma985#hasan piker#jshlatt#damian haas#shane topp#misha collins#moist critikal#jinx arcane#viktor#kurtsworld96#cute#love
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Fanfic Masterlist (Oldest-Latest)
So y'all don't have to scroll through my bible-length posts. ALWAYS updating ;) xoxo, Sam St. Clair
Aaron Taylor-Johnson's Butter
Johnny Knoxville's Valentine, Hasan Piker's Beyblade
Nathan Fielder's Frenchie
Javier Peña's Klepto
Kendall Roy's Princess
Pedro Pascal's Thespian
Tommy Shelby's Barmaid
Tony Soprano's Goomah
#fanfiction#fanfic#tommy shelby fanfic#fan fiction#pedro pascal#narcos#x reader#imagine#fluff#xreader#adult themes#johnny knoxville#johnny knoxville x reader#hasan piker#hasanabi#hasan piker x reader#aaron taylor johnson#Aaron Taylor johnson x reader#atj#nathanforyou#nathan fielder#Nathan Fielder x reader#javier peña#javier pena x reader#javier pena fanfiction#javier pena x you#Javier pena x reader#javier pena smut#narcos fanfiction#kendall roy x reader
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Hasanabi Dating Headcanons
Hasan Piker dating headcanons
Genre: Fluff
Requested: By my dear son Rat
Proofread: No <3
Music: Ghostbusters Theme Song Remix by The Living Tombstone
Warnings: None :)
Author's note: Hasan my beloved! I didn't make a banner for him because I don't think he'll be returning but if more people want this stuff then I'm glad to make him a part of my roster.
Edit: Hasan now has a banner :)
-Mod Kenma
I think first and foremost, your relationship with Hasan would be so chill like you have no idea
He would listen to you and support your hobbies
You would join him on stream to roast idiots or watch videos
He has you hooked on true crime videos
Detective Hasan and Detective (Y/N) in the case I swear
He takes you to events with him when he can
You've met all of his friends and they all think you're chill
(I dare say you and Ludwig have friends to enemies to friends type of friendship)
You send him those dumbass memes that his audience makes and he hates you for it (/j)
You for sure post those memes online and the fans eat them up
Most aesthetic couple?? More likely than you might think
You're a part of his merch campaign obviously and look amazing
Unlike Hasan though, you don't wear his....interesting fashion style
You wear his jewelry a lot (aka he gives it to you and feels so proud when you wear them)
Matching jewelry? Y e s
You two are pretty chill about your relationship. Like, you two don't flex it but are fairly open about it. It's very much more casual with simple matching clothes (the same thing in different sizes), matching jewelry (promise rings, necklaces that fit together), and stuff like that.
You two would take those cheesy Christmas cards and send them to friends as a joke
The fans either love you because of your personality or hate you because they're jealous
You're a bad bitch and Hasan reminds you of that every day
When you try to learn his culture, he gets so happy
You two paint your nails together (and if you don't paint your nails you watch him do it)
He is stupid protective of you
He gets pretty defensive to the point where it's kind of scary
Someone make fun of you? banned
Someone talks about your weight? banned
Just one negative thing said about you in chat gets a lifetime ban, no exceptions
Everybody knows not to fuck with you. It's an unspoken rule
Cause if they do, Hasan will be right by your side, defending you (he doesn't even have to yell to scare people off)
Overall, your relationship with Hasan is arguably one of the best relationships out there. He's a very open person and the relationship is full of confidence. He really cares about you and makes it known. It's very casual and never feels overbearing. The relationship is all about give and take and is a match made in heaven. Everyone wants to either be with you two or be you two.
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kink-tober 2021
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3Ghb8lA
by gaymustard
32 fluff/smut works for the end of the year. enjoy.
Words: 528, Chapters: 1/33, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of sluttober 2021
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, The Martian (2015), Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, Squid Game (TV 2021), Knives Out (2019)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, Other
Characters: Original Characters, Dan Avidan, Mark Watney, Ryan Magee, Travis | Traves, Greg LeBlanc, Jeremy Harrington, Mark Fischbach, Hasan Piker, Ethan Nestor, will neff, Matt Watson, Ludwig Ahgren, Charlie | Cr1TiKaL | Penguinz0, Kappa Kaiju (Video Blogging RPF)
Relationships: Dan Avidan & Reader, Mark Watney/Reader, Ryan Magee & You, Mark Fischbach/Ethan Nestor, Mark Fischbach & Ethan Nestor, Travis | Traves/You, greg leblanc/reader, Jeremy Harrington/You, Mark Fischbach/You, Hasan Piker/You, will neff/you, OC/You, Ethan Nestor & You, Seong Gihun & Reader, Ryan Magee/Matt Watson, Ludwig Ahgren/You, Charlie | Cr1TiKaL | Penguinz0/You, Matt Watson/You, Kappa Kaiju (Video Blogging RPF)/Original Character(s)
Additional Tags: Wall Sex, no beta we die like seraphims, Hair-pulling, Sex Toys, Spanking, Knifeplay, Deepthroating, Pillow Talk, Size Kink, Rain Sex, Hate Sex, enemies to sneaky links, Lingerie, Praise Kink, Begging, Suit Sex, Worship, First Kiss, Collars, Gun Kink, Masturbation, Accidental Stimulation, Choking, Prostitution, Overstimulation, Petplay, Wax Play, thigh riding, Window Sex, Spicy Food, Breeding, Sharing Clothes, Corruption, Drunken Confessions, Age Difference, sluttober 2021
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3Ghb8lA
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Watch "Fluff Piece Defending Hasan Pikers $3 million Socialist Mansion" on YouTube
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𝗛𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻 + 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 (𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻)
You guys met when he took Kaya to the vet!
And, sure. However unprofessional it was to fall in love with someone who comes to the vet you work at, technically, you don't take care of Kaya! So it's fine!
Your quiet, calm demeanor is exactly what drew him in!
That, and the baby voice you put on to talk to Kaya...
You're also pocket-sized! He loves you for that <3
He was a little scared to tell you that he was a twitch streamer, but when you asked him "What's Twitch?" he got to excitedly mold your perception of Twitch into one that he wished he had.
Strictly the leftist, dog/cat grooming, funny side of Twitch
He is soooo fucking iffy about you being on stream
Completely respects if you don't wanna be online, cos he doesn't really want that for you either.
His online nickname for you is "The Vet", his followers know that you're his partner, but he refuses to use any other name because he thinks it's so funny
Is constantly gushing about you
"The Vet got Kaya these new treats and she loves them! She LOVES them!"
"This morning, The Vet and I were talking, and she called me a 'simp'... keep in mind! She doesn't know what 'simp' means! I love this woman, dude... I- I just.. ugh... She's adorable."
"Look at how FLUFFY Kaya is! The Vet washed her after their walk today and, I dunno! The Vet just... she has that technique, you know? Like- she's such a good girl. Huh? Guys! I know vets are supposed to be good dog groomers- the fucking Zoomers are in the chat. These poor Hasanabi stream virgins don't know who 'The Vet' is."
"I'm not specifying who I meant when I said 'good girl', you're all just baiting me."
#hasan x reader#hasanabi#hasan piker#hasan piker x reader#hasanabi x reader#hasanabi fluff#hasan piker fluff
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I LOVED THE PARTNER ON STREAM HASAN THOUGHTS <3 I’d love more!!! You capture him so well🫶🏽
🎤 I love you anon, please enjoy <3
🖇 part 1
𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺
COOKING STREAM!!! *foams at the mouth*
Him wearing an apron that has a lady in a bikini on it while you wear an apron with a buff hairy guy on it cuz you’re cool and awesome
I can see this being something that viewers requested once but you guys make it a regular thing!
The first time you do a cooking stream is the time where everything goes wrong
“Okay, then mix the wet ingredients with the dry ingredients until they make a clumpy consistency.” Hasan recites from the cookbook, holding his hands out in front of him like a T-Rex so as to not get any of the egg coating his hands on the book.
“For a cookbook, they do use disgusting words to describe stuff. Clumpy?!” You begin mixing the ingredients together while Hasan washes his hands and checks chat.
“Oh shit…”
“Oh shit?”
“Did we put sugar in it?” You pick up the bag of sugar, the one you bought fresh that day, unopened.
“Yeah? I used the shaker.”
“The shaker?”
“Mhm?”
“Sweetie, honey, angel, darling… That’s salt.”
But even though the cooking half of the stream failed, you guys didn’t fail to have fun! So cooking streams became a statement Friday night activity!
You’d make new dishes every week, swapping out the funny aprons for new ones that you guys decorated for each other during date night a couple weeks ago.
Swapping out the bright ring lights for candles and fairy lights.
Making Turkish dishes with him <3
Playing games together!
You guys have a list of games you’d like to play on stream!
He sets up a desk right next to his, buys you your own gaming PC, sets it all up for you, buys you LOADS of your favorite stuff to decorate it with <3
Playing Stardew Valley and getting married on there (I need assistance, I’m gonna fall over)
Playing Among Us and if you get imposter and he gets innocent, he definitely helps you kill people and get away with it
Playing Unpacking and telling stories about what it was like moving in together, offering decor advice, and shedding tears over the storyline of the game. <3
Reacting to edits and fanart together!
“Why do people make so many edits of you?”
“They edit you too, I’ve seen it.”
“Huh?”
“Look.” Hasan pushes his phone into your face as a thirst trap edit of you plays (that he has liked and saved to his favorites)
“Damn, I’m sexy…” You take his phone, clutching your pearls as you’re entranced by the nature of the edit.
“I know, honey. I know.”
#hasanabi#hasanabi x reader#hasan x reader#hasanabi fluff#hasan fluff#hasan piker fluff#hasan piker x reader#hasan piker
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Hasan request!
Hasan recently had mic troubles on stream and he got really upset so i was thinking something like this..
Reader (she/her) always being the person who calms him down when he gets upset about something so when she hears him immediately screaming when he starts stream, she goes in to investigate and he just gets up and walks to her and she like holds his face or something and helps him breathe to calm down then hes able to go back on stream and call marche and get it all figured out.
I have LOVED your writing so far and i have plenty of Hasan requests lmao
𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝘄𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝘅 𝗶𝘁.
It wasn’t out of the ordinary for you to hear Hasan yelling at the top of his lungs at his twitch chat. But today, as soon as you heard his tone shift from the usual informative, raillery yelling to pure frustration, you knew something was especially wrong. You could hear him forcefully pulling and pushing the arm of his microphone, cursing thunderously.
So, intrigued and slightly concerned, you got up from your place on the couch and went to investigate. Prowling down the dark corridor, the sliding glass door to his office is getting impendingly closer, when Hasan forcefully throws one of the glass panels open. Coming face to face with this bear of a man, this violently frustrated bear of a man, made your breathing halt for a moment. The look of pure fury and agitation and stress swirling and writhing and twisting in his eyes almost turned you to stone. You remained still for a beat, the fear of what might happen if you even moved an inch in the gaze of this beast, when he suddenly huffs and begins speaking.
No… He had already been speaking to you. Fuck.
He had already been spewing words out of his mouth as if they were the thick globules of blood a poisoned king would hack up.
“Woah, woah, woah, Hasan. Just- Slow. Slow down. Breathe,” You cut through his jumbled words, “Breathe with me, big guy…” Your hands reach out to cup his cheeks by themselves and his hands lurch up to grip onto your forearms like they’re the ledge of a building and he’s falling off. His shoulders are hunched and his chest is heaving. The heaving shifts to gasps, the gasps shift to huffs, the huffs shift to breathing.
“What’s going on? C’mon, tell me, big guy…”
He sighs, scrunches his eyes, before searching your eyes for a moment. Your soft, caring eyes. And in that moment, he felt like he could cry. You’re looking at him like he hung the fucking stars in the night sky after he just got mad at his microphone for not working.
“My mic stopped working.” Hasan’s words come out with an anxious sting to them.
“Don’t worry, we’ll fix it.”
After guiding him to sit down on the couch and notifying Hasan’s mods that stream will have to halt for a moment, you search your contacts for Marche (who’s coincidentally wearing a superman shirt when he arrives not long after the call.)
Following ten minutes of finicking around, the mic is fixed and Marche goes home after you both thank him. You pad down the corridor alongside the teddy bear of a man, holding his hand, the sliding glass door to his office is getting closer and closer. Hasan reaches out and gently glides one of the glass panels open and he steps inside while you stand in the doorway. Hasan sits down in his chair and goes back to streaming reflexively.
You decide to leave the door open.
Because, at the end of the day.
You’ve never really minded his loudness.
#hasanabi#hasanabi x reader#hasan x reader#hasan piker#hasan piker x reader#hasanabi fluff#hasan piker fluff
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hiii! y/n and hasan are enemies who happen to share the same friend group. while everyone is having a night out at the club, y/n is being harassed and groped by a guy. she finds him and taps the side of his hand to hold hands. hasan about to cuss her out but he immediately goes into protective mode 🥺
AH!!! Love this!
You and Hasan NEVER got along
There was just something about you he didn't quite... *like*
And there's just something about him you DESPISE
To be fair- you guys have never had a conversation that lasted longer than five minutes
And you've only spoken twice.
But that didn't matter.
As much as your friends tried to diffuse the tension and get you guys to make peace, it never happened.
So, when you heard Hasan was coming with you guys to a club, you rolled your eyes like you always did but decided to just go with it anyways.
You got alllllll dolled up
Pristine, perfect, beautiful.
And you were having a fun night until *that guy* decided to try shoot his shot.
"Hey beautiful! What's your name?"
"Hey, I don't wanna talk to you."
"What's wrong, sugar? I'm not gonna bite! Unless you like that?"
"Dude- I'm here with my friends. Leave me alone."
"What do you want? You want money? I'll give you fifty for a blowie!"
Immediately, as soon as you felt his hand come down on your ass. You knew exactly who to go to.
Meanwhile, Hasan was sat at a table on his phone scrolling on twitter.
Austin and Will had just left to get another round of drinks so when someone approached the table, he thought nothing of it.
Until, you reached for his hand.
"The fuck are you doing? Stop it, Y/N. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
But, then he saw the tears in your eyes. He instantly stood up.
"What's wrong?"
"A guy just touched me a-and said..."
"What happened, sweetheart?"
He leaned down to hear you better
"Some guy. He touched me and said he'd pay me to blow him..."
"Oh fuck nonononono, who was it, honey?"
As soon as you point the guy out, he's on him like white on rice.
He waits with you for Austin and Will to get back, keeping a *keen* eye on the creep.
As soon as they're back, he just LEAVES
He's got someone to kill, dude, he doesn't give a fuck about Will and Austin trying to hold him back!!!
You come to find out the next day that he completely terrified the guy without even having to touch him!
You also found out Hasan called you his girl.
So-
Do with that what you will.
He still doesn't like you though!
He... really fucking loves you.
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Can I request a Hasan x reader where he’s pining after her so hard but she’s so oblivious! She’s like the soft/cooking/baking/animal crossing player/painting type person and he’s just smitten with her completely! He just meets her through QT one day and she’s literally all he can think about 😭
Btw thank you for quenching my hasan thirst your posts are literally keeping me alive
Hasan had never been the type to get so smitten so easily, but ever since that fateful day he met the reader through QT, he found himself completely captivated. She was an wondrous blend of warmth and creativity, her life revolving around activities like cooking, baking, playing Animal Crossing, and painting.
In the beginning, Hasan believed it was just a passing fascination, something to fill his idle moments. Yet, as days turned into weeks, it became evident that it was far more profound. Y/N's soft-spoken nature, her nurturing tendencies as she lovingly cared for her virtual animal companions and shared delectable treats with her friends, all tugged at his heart strings.
He couldn't help but smile every time he thought about the way Y/N's face lit up as while she described the latest cozy corner of her Animal Crossing island or the joy she derived from experimenting with new recipes. Her unwavering patience in tending to her in-game garden, and the sheer excitement that radiated from her when she discussed her latest painting project—all of these qualities left Hasan deeply infatuated.
In their conversations, Hasan was a rapt listener, hanging on to every word, his heart performing joyful somersaults with each syllable of Y/N's soft-spoken voice. Her endearing presence was magnetic, and he found himself willingly immersing into activities he had never thought he would enjoy just to find more common ground with her. He started baking his own cookies, even if they were far from matching Y/N's culinary expertise. He tried his hand at painting, despite the obvious disparities between his amateurish work and her artistic creations.
Yet, despite the countless hours they spent in heartfelt conversations and the subtle hints Hasan dropped along the way, he couldn't shake the feeling that Y/N remained oblivious to his growing affection. Her world was immersed in her interests, her kindness extended to everyone, and her conviviality made their interactions seem like nothing more than enjoyable exchanges with a dear friend.
Hasan cherished every moment spent with Y/N, even if they made him sleepless with a dull ache in his heart. He dreamed about the day when he might muster the courage to confess his feelings, to let her know just how deeply he cared for her. In the meantime, he contented himself with being an adoring, silent admirer, all while secretly pining for the day Y/N might finally realize the depth of his affection, recognizing the profound connection he felt for her.
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I’ve been watching Hasan’s streams more, and I can just imagine him and reader are streaming together, and maybe he misunderstood something and he’s ranting abt but then the reader calls him ‘aşkim’ for the first time, and he just melts
Also maybe she stops him from biting his nails and cares for his health a lot 🥰😵💞💗🫦
𝗔𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗺
The stream was in full swing, Hasan passionately dissecting the day's political events with his trademark fervor. The chat was buzzing with comments and emotes, a familiar backdrop to the chaos of Hasan's lively broadcasts.
As Hasan delved deeper into a heated rant, a misunderstanding sparked a particularly fiery monologue, and Hasan's frustration reached new heights.
Just as Hasan was on the verge of unleashing another wave of passionate arguments, a soft voice interrupted him. "Aşkim, you might want to double-check that source."
The room fell silent, the chat momentarily freezing as viewers eagerly awaited Hasan's reaction. Hasan, caught off guard, turned his attention to the door, eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
"Aşkim?" he repeated, almost in a whisper, as if trying to make sure he heard it correctly. The chat exploded with excitement, flooding the screen with heart emojis and messages of support.
The corners of Hasan's lips twitched, and then, to the surprise of everyone watching, a slow grin spread across his face. "Did you just... Aşkim?" he chuckled, a genuine warmth replacing the intensity in his eyes.
"I read that source earlier. Smelled fishy."
The chat erupted with laughter and heart emojis as Hasan's demeanor shifted. The fiery activist had melted into a softer version of himself. "Alright, aşkim," he grinned, the term of endearment rolling off his tongue with ease. "Let's fact-check this together."
And just like that, the stream took an unexpected turn. The political fervor was momentarily set aside, replaced by a shared moment between Hasan and his sweetheart. As they delved into the details, the chat continued to shower them with affectionate messages, celebrating the rare glimpse into Hasan's more tender side.
#hasanabi#hasan piker#hasan piker x reader#hasanabi x reader#hasan x reader#hasanabi fluff#hasan piker fluff
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Imagine doing Hasans makeup
AHHHH
This is just adorable
I love this
He has ADHD so obviously he's not staying still
Doing it on stream <3
Him constantly screaming or shouting at chat to stop mocking him <3
"WHAT IS THAAAT?!"
"It's primer, honey..."
"I'm not a wood floor, why the fuck do I need primer?!"
Overall, just a total nuisance
When you ask him what color of eye shadow he wants, he picks all of them.
"I want- that... and that.. and maybe a little black, and some of those... and-"
You make him whittle it down to just black and grey.
"Make me emo, honey."
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Dad Hasan is living in my brain rent freeeer!!!! I feel like he’d definitely be the parent that gets angry at the school if his kid was mistreated in any way. Like he’d want to burn the school down type shit.
His eldest daughter comes home holding her younger sister's hand while the little one cries.
"Papa! Yavru is crying!" (translation: baby, young, cub, nestling, youngster, little one - Turkish)
"What's wrong, yavru? What's wrong my baby?" He coos as he picks his daughters up, placing one on each knee.
"Huh? You hurt, yavru?"
When she mumbles something through tears, he leans in to hear her better.
"What'cha sayin', baby? Speak up, papa's got bad ears!"
"My teacher- wouldn't let me play soccer with the boys at lunch time..." She blubbers out, her little wobbly words send a pang to his heart.
"Awh, yavru... büyük yavru, go find Renna. Papa's gonna make everything okay." (translation: big baby, big young, big cub, big nestling, big youngster, big little one - Turkish)
The next day, he takes the girls to school himself. Well- not *all* by himself.
He gets Uncle Ludwig, Uncle Will, Uncle Austin, Auntie QT, Uncle Schlatt, Uncle Ted, and Uncle Marche to tag along.
The kids are *so* happy to see them all!!!
Your littlest one is strapped to Schlatt's chest in a sling, your son sits in Ludwig's lap and your two girls sit with QT between them.
When they get to school, the kids are a little sad that their time with their Uncles and Auntie is over today but their daddy promises they'll see them again soon and that they'll walk them into school.
Once the girls are in their class room and your son is in the nursery, all that's left is your littlest one. (Who is snugly snoring and dribbling on Schlatt's shoulder.)
Well- that's not all that's left.
Unbeknownst to the kids, there was an actual reason for their Uncles and Auntie being here.
To intimidate a certain someone.
Of course, Hasan is intimidating enough, but after you'd heard what happened, you wanted that teacher to shit himself.
Your husband insisted you stay home because he knows you, and he knows you had an 80% chance of getting into a physical fight over your kids.
"Hello, I called yesterday, we're here to see Mr. Keller!" His tone is so sweet, and gentle, and kind towards the lady in the office. A complete juxtaposition he intends for later.
"Name?"
"Hasan Piker."
"Oh! You're Ece and Elif's father! Your daughters are such angels, everyone absolutely adores them. They're so polite! Tell me your secret! My son doesn't even know how to pronounce the word 'please' and he's 15!" (Ece: 'The Queen.' - Elif: 'Honest.')
He chuckles softly at her words and replies with, "It's all their Ren! They'd be rabid animals if it weren't for them."
"Are you all going to see Mr. Keller? I don't remember seeing anything about multiple people on the meeting form..."
"Sorry, I should have prefaced! We're seeing Mrs. Maddox about an issue with Mr. Keller."
"Ah! Yes, I see that now! God... he's always got something going on with him. Never liked him. Always very cold, never refills the coffee in the staff room. I've also heard he got a parent pre-"
"Mr. Piker!" Mrs. Maddox's voice reverberates off the walls. She was a lovely woman, she made sure the school offered free school meals, she'd escort kids to their buses personally, she baked every single kid a sweet treat for the holidays, she was wonderful.
"These are the girl's Uncles and Aunt, I see! It's lovely to meet you all."
After getting acquainted with her, they all entered her office and took their seats and waited for Mr. Keller to arrive. Which took a little longer than expected.
He sauntered into the room with an exaggerated roll of his eyes, accompanied by an exasperated sigh and an irritated "Yes?" directed towards Mrs. Maddox. The air practically froze with his evident disinterest. However, the cool guy act was swiftly abandoned when he realized the unexpected presence of more people in the room.
"Take a seat, Robert! This is Mr. Hasan Piker; you have his youngest daughter, Ece, in your class," Mrs. Maddox announced warmly.
'Robert' walked in, his face transitioning from its initial nonchalant expression to a slight shade of pale as he took in Hasan's appearance.
The shift in atmosphere was palpable, and 'Robert' went even paler when Mrs. Maddox excused herself to take a phone call, leaving an awkward silence hanging in the air.
As soon as Mrs. Maddox shuts the door behind herself, QT springs into action.
"What's this I've heard about you banning the girls from soccer, 'Robert'?"
"Mrs. Piker-"
"Mrs. Ahgren." She corrects him with a sting of malice woven into her words.
"Apologies, Mrs. Ahgren... I have no idea what you mean! The girls are absolutely allowed to- and are encouraged to play sports of all kinds at this school! Hinting at the idea that I've 'banned' them is completely preposterous!"
"Are you trying to tell us that our niece lied to her own father?" Will speaks next, completely bewildered by this teacher's boldness.
"Absolutely not, Mr..."
"Neff."
"Neff. Mr. Neff. I simply mean that our school is not 'old-school' in that regard. We have a girls soccer club for after school on Wednesday if your daughter would like, Mr. Piker!" 'Robert' continued, attempting to smooth things over.
QT narrowed her eyes, unimpressed by 'Robert's' attempt to deflect the accusation. She shot a glance at the rest of the group, and a silent agreement passed between them.
Hasan, Will, QT, Austin, Ludwig, Ted, and Schlatt formed a united front, ready to confront the teacher.
QT leaned in, her voice cutting through the room like a knife. "What's your game, 'Robert'? Our niece doesn't lie. If she says you're banning girls from soccer, we're inclined to believe her. Now, you have a choice: either you come clean right now, or we escalate this matter."
"Are you threatening me, Mrs. Ahgren?"
QT chuckled, a humorless sound that sent shivers down 'Robert's' spine. "No, 'Robert,' I'm not threatening you. I'm promising you. Promising you that we know you're not all the innocent teacher you like to make people believe you are." (Best believe QT did some CIA type background check on this guy.)
"You're not *all* related to Ece, are you?"
The room fell silent for a moment as 'Robert' attempted to sow seeds of doubt.
Hasan Piker added, "Blood or not, this is Ece's family. Count yourself lucky my partner isn't here, they would've ripped you a new one by now."
"I'm sure."
Schlatt, with a sly grin, said, "You're in for a lesson in community, buddy."
Said man stands and saunters over to Mr. Keller's seat. He places his large hands on the arms of the chair and, still with the baby strapped to him, leans in real close to say, "You might not know this about me, but I've been around. My connections go deep. Ever heard of discretion? I've got resources at my disposal that can make your life a living hell. Now, we're here to resolve this peacefully, but I'd strongly advise you to drop this 'girls can't play soccer with boys' nonsense. Trust me, it's in your best interest to cooperate."
"Thank you for taking the time to meet, Mr. Piker! I'm looking forward to seeing your spouse at tonight's charity event."
"Oh, they wouldn't dream of missing it! It's a priority for both of us," Hasan replied with a warm smile.
"Wonderful news! Will you be the one picking up Ece, Elif, and Aslan today?" (Aslan: 'Lion.')
"Absolutely, we'll all be here to pick them up," Hasan confirmed.
"Sounds great, I might even see you! If I don't, have a great rest of your day!"
As they bid their farewells, a palpable silence settled in the car during the drive home. The hum of the engine was the only audible sound, and the air inside the vehicle seemed to carry the unspoken tension that lingered from the meeting.
Hands were balled, jaws clenched, brows pinched.
REACHED A WORD LIMIT!!! PART II HERE!!!
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I love love love the idea of hasan dating someone actually famous, like him being pushed into the limelight and people being like damn who is this whole ass brick wall following her around.
And him on a red carpets…yum.
ALSO imagine him reacting to songs written about him, from cute love songs to seggsy songs. Also there's no way in hell its not being brought up in fear&. The way QT love Taylor Swift I like the idea of Hasan dating like…austins TS.
anyway I just have this thing where I lien the idea of him dating someone's more successful than him
Totally not bc i have this weird thing where I have feel like more successful then my partner bc I have issues lol…
The world had long been acquainted with Hasan as a charismatic and intelligent political commentator, a witty comedian, and a captivating streamer. Yet, dating a famous singer elevated his public profile to an entirely new echelon of notoriety and intrigue.
Their relationship had catapulted Hasan into the spotlight in ways he could never have foreseen. No longer just the familiar face behind a computer screen, he had stepped into the dazzling world of red carpets, where flashing cameras and star-studded celebrity events became his new reality.
As Hasan walked hand in hand with his partner down the red carpet, a surge of emotions swirled within him. The anticipation of the evening's event, the surreal atmosphere of the star-studded affair, and the magnetic energy of the crowd blended together to create a heady mixture of excitement and awe.
The curious whispers of the crowd surrounded them, a symphony of voices that ranged from hushed admiration to eager excitement. All around, people craned their necks to catch a glimpse of the enigmatic couple, while journalists and reporters vied for the best angle to capture their presence.
Amid the whirlwind of the red carpet, the flashes of paparazzi cameras erupted like a dazzling meteor shower, illuminating the couple as they made their way through the meticulously designed backdrop of glitz and glamour. The blinding flashes, akin to a storm of stars, painted the scene with a surreal, otherworldly glow.
And yet, amidst the spectacle, Hasan couldn't help but be overwhelmed by a profound sense of pride. Standing there, the partner of an incredibly talented and successful singer, he was a testament to their journey, their connection, and the unique path their love had carved through the entertainment industry.
The cacophony of the red carpet, the curious onlookers, and the brilliant flashes of the cameras all seemed to blur into the background, eclipsed by the warmth and exhilaration Hasan felt as he continued to walk beside his beloved partner, hand in hand, on a journey that was nothing short of extraordinary.
The onlookers, accustomed to the glamorous world of entertainment, couldn't help but be caught off guard when they spotted Hasan, now firmly established as the partner of the incredibly talented and successful singer. The revelation that there was more to Hasan than just his online persona left them intrigued and mildly bewildered.
Intrigued murmurs rippled through the crowd as they tried to reconcile the familiar online personality they knew with the real-life figure beside the renowned singer. Hasan's transition from the virtual realm to the tangible world of celebrities was a source of fascination, and it was evident that people were eager to learn more about this man who had taken a leap into a whole new stratum of fame.
As Hasan and his partner made their way through the glitzy event, the world was beginning to understand that Hasanabi was not merely an online sensation but a multi-dimensional individual who had embarked on a journey that would forever alter the way he was perceived, leaving a lasting mark on both the world of entertainment and the hearts of those who watched his every step.
But the impact of their relationship didn't end with the public's fascination and recognition. It extended to the world of music. Love songs, meticulously crafted and emotionally charged, began to emerge, each one a melodic tribute to Hasanabi and the unique connection he shared with the famous singer.
These songs beautifully captured the essence of their relationship in sweet, soulful melodies that tugged at the heartstrings of listeners. Lyrics painted a vivid and evocative picture of their love story, offering a glimpse into the moments that defined their journey together.
From the first serendipitous meeting that ignited the spark of their connection to the tender, intimate moments they shared behind closed doors, these songs became a musical testament to their love. They celebrated the laughter, the joy, the challenges, and the unbreakable bond that bound Hasan and the celebrated singer together.
The power of music allowed their love story to transcend the confines of privacy and become a source of inspiration and adoration for countless fans. These songs became anthems of their love, forever etching the mark of their relationship on the world's collective heart.
However, it wasn't all sweetness and innocence. Some of the songs took a more daring and suggestive turn, teasingly referencing the intimate and private moments shared between Hasan and the famous singer. The lyrics were playful, carrying an unmistakable undercurrent of passion and desire.
Hasan couldn't help but feel his cheeks flush with embarrassment when he heard those songs, even though he did his best to maintain a facade of nonchalance. The sly glances and knowing smiles from friends and colleagues only added to his discomfort, making it impossible to escape the playful teasing that came with the territory of dating someone so well-known.
Despite his efforts to appear unfazed, Hasan couldn't help but secretly relish the thought that their relationship had inspired music that ranged from sweet and romantic to sultry and seductive, marking their love as a multi-faceted journey that encompassed both the tender and passionate moments they shared.
In the ever-present world of Fear& and during Hasan's streams, their high-profile relationship inevitably became a focal point of discussion. As viewers and fans watched Hasan navigate this newfound chapter of his life, they couldn't resist delving into the intricacies of his romantic journey.
Hasan, always quick-witted and sharp, artfully incorporated humor into his discussions, effortlessly deflecting invasive questions and steering the conversation with a light touch. He lightheartedly acknowledged the public's fascination with their relationship, all while maintaining a respectful boundary around the more intimate aspects of their life.
Hasan's playful and self-assured approach allowed him to navigate the curious inquiries with grace, leaving no room for speculation. With humor as his ally, he embraced the spotlight, weaving the enchanting tapestry of their love story into his content, engaging viewers while preserving the sanctity of their private moments.
QT, with her deep affinity for Taylor Swift and her love of romantic narratives, had a profound appreciation for the unique dynamic of Hasan's relationship. To her, it was as if life had orchestrated a compelling twist, thrusting Hasan into the spotlight and granting him a taste of fame in a way he had never anticipated or even imagined. This newfound perspective put a stop to his teasing of her whenever she passionately defended Taylor on the basis of the challenging life of being a celebrity, creating a newfound empathy and understanding between the two.
Dating someone more successful than him was a whirlwind experience, but Hasan found himself embracing it with open arms. It wasn't just about being known as a commentator and a comedian; it was about sharing the spotlight with someone he deeply cared about, and it was a journey he was more than willing to embark upon.
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