#he can go die in a hole

[wafflesrisa]

Revisiting your childhood hyperfixation on Star Wars as a therapised adult is always funny because your opinions on characters or events radically change like:

13 year old me: Master Jinn is a bit strict on Obi-Wan but he has good intentions

28 year old me: Qui-Gon Jinn can literally go die in a hole

#No I will not elaborate further that man should be banned from ever taking a mentorship role in any child’s life #he can go die in a hole #not f1 #Star Wars #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #thoroughly convinced obi wan would have done better with Dooku as his master #at least Dooku would have cared for him and not parentified him #like the bar is so low even Dooku would have done a better job

[emmaelix]

Promise Rings: Hitoshi Shinsou X Aizawa! Reader

I DON'T OWN MHA THE MANGA OR THE ANIME.

Full Title: Promise Rings: Hitoshi Shinsou X Fem! Aizawa Reader

Y/n: Your Name. Y/L/N: Your Last Name Y/H/C: Your Hair Color. Y/E/C: Your Eye Color. Y/S/C: Your Skin Color

Ships in This One-Shot: Hitoshi Shinsou X Reader/ You, Mineta X Trash

Your Quirk: Flexibility. You are immensely flexible, you can slightly extend your limbs, and you can stretch and shrink slightly, too. Some other slight things are minimal cold resistance and it's easier to build and keep muscle mass + muscle memory.

TW: One swear word

Yay! Mineta is being replaced by Y/n Aizawa, who happens to be dating Hitoshi Shinsou. Stupidity ensues.

"I was homeschooled... until this year," the girl class 1-A currently known as 'Mineta's replacement', said as she stood in front of the class. She had shoulder-length, bobbed black hair that was messily tied behind her head. Her eyes were a dark grey that matched her hero suit.

She reminded class 1-A of their teacher, Mr. Aizawa. "What's your name?" Denki Kaminari asked excitedly as he shot his hand up.

"Y/n Aizawa," she said, crossing her arms and looking around the room. "Yes, Mr. Aizawa is my father, and no, I don't have his quirk. I got my mother's quirk, flexibility."

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Y/n Aizawa stood next to her father, watching her classmates try to win against each other. "When are you bringing in Hito?" She asked quietly, nodding to the door her boyfriend was behind.

"Next," Aizawa said, turning to his class. "The next match is Aizawa and Shinsou."

Y/n smiled lightly at her boyfriend when he entered the classroom but otherwise kept her face impartial. "Aizawa's quirk is flexibility, Shinsou's is mind control. Midoriya, I suppose you're writing this down?"

Izuku Midoriya flushed before quickly writing in his notebook. Y/n stood across from Shinsou, making sure she remembered the training she'd done with him before she got into 1-A and her father's training. Then, the fight began.

She knew what Hitoshi was going to try, and even as he taunted her she kept her mouth stone shut, looking for an opening he wouldn't immediately reach with his capture weapon.

She noticed he wasn't guarding his stomach very well, so she went in for a punch, only for Hitoshi to dodge. But before he could strike back she kicked him on the chin using her quirk, making him fall to the floor.

When Hitoshi came back up he tried for several jabs to her shoulders, and then landed a strike on her stomach. Y/n felt air rush out of her lungs, and she took some heavy breaths as she went for a punch to his inner knee.

Hitoshi was quick, though, having trained with her before. She reached for his arm, but he pulled back at the last second, making her go sprawling into the air.

She landed in a handstand, kicking herself back up as she jumped towards Hitoshi. She put her thighs around his neck, riding him as he swerved to try and get her off his shoulders.

"I'd love to be him right now," Denki Kaminari whispered loudly as Y/n shook Hitoshi to get him to stop bucking. Hitoshi threw his head back, making Y/n fall onto the classroom floor on her back.

Hitoshi made a move to straddle her, but Y/n flipped him so she was lying on top of his chest. She removed his mask and threw it to her father. Then she kissed her boyfriend on the lips, keeping him on the ground, pinned long enough for her to technically win the fight.

She got up, pulling Hitoshi with her as Class 1-A cheered. "That was a bit much," Hitoshi whispered, probably meaning the straddle/kiss move she'd pulled on him.

"Oh hush up, you know you loved it," Y/n whispered back as she followed her father outside.

Along with the one-on-one fights inside the classroom, Aizawa had arranged a fight between his daughter and one 1-A student, with the losing team gaining a fighter until the odds were so out of the winner's favor that they lost.

The first fight was Y/n versus Shoto Todoroki. Y/n had been watching her classmates and hearing her father talk about them for a few months before they even knew she existed, so she definitely had the advantage.

As she had expected, Todoroki started with his ice, creating a giant wall so Y/n couldn't reach him. However, using her quirk Y/n turned his wall to her advantage, sliding down the ice and into close combat range.

She knew that while her quirk was better suited for close combat, Todoroki favored long-range fights, which meant even though Shoto Todoroki was very powerful, she had the upper hand.

A few quick jabs to the neck and Todoroki was already weaker than she'd ever seen him in combat before. One kick to the jaw and Todoroki was out cold. No pun intended.

Once Todoroki was back in fighting shape, he was paired with Denki Kaminari. Both were warier of Y/n this time, and since Denki's quirk had fewer things Y/n could exploit she had to be careful.

She tentatively took a step forward, and Denki rushed her. He had seen the move she'd used on Shinsou, so he was quick to stay clear of her arm range. So instead she used her legs to jump onto him and flip him over into Todoroki. Ice went flying as Denki collided with Todoroki, and Y/n knew she'd won this round.

Next was Denki, Midoriya, and Uraraka, since Todoroki was starting to feel woozy with all the head injuries he was sustaining.

Y/n knew to get Denki out first before he could use his ultimate move, so she tried to corner him as she fought off Midoriya and Uraraka at the same time. Uraraka was floating above her, so Y/n used her strength to throw Kaminari up at Uraraka, sending them both toppling on top of Midoriya.

Now the only one standing was Deku. He had One for All, which Y/n knew was good for all types of attacks and defense. She tried to get a hit on him, but he kept evading her punches and kicks.

Then, Denki sent a jolt of energy toward her that sent her sprawling as Deku realized a small amount of his quirk towards her chest.

Y/n fell to the ground, with the wind knocked out of her. She lay on the ground, struggling to breathe as Hitoshi ran up beside her. "You idiot!" He yelled at Deku while he cradled Y/n's head.

"Relax, 'shi, I'm not dead," Y/n said, coughing out a laugh as she sat up, her back popping. Hitoshi helped her to her feet, enveloping her in a massive bear hug before kissing her on the lips.

"I love you, and I hate to see you get hurt," he said as he kissed Y/n's forehead.

"I love you too, dumbass, but you don't seem to mind when we're sparring."

"That's different, I can control how little I injure you directly if I'm the one sparring with you."

All of Class 1-A, especially the girls, cooed. They had been watching this interaction and found it adorable. "I didn't know you were dating!"

Kyoka Jirou looked Denki in the face like he'd just said the stupidest thing in the world. "Yes, they're dating. What are you, blind? He gave her a promise ring and they kissed when they were sparring like half an hour ago!"

Aizawa looked at Hitoshi suspiciously. "When did you give her a promise ring?"

Hitoshi's purple eyes widened and he made a screech. "Save me!" He yelled, very uncharacteristically to those who hadn't seen him interact with Y/n or Eri before. Really small children and things he loved, in general, made him surprisingly soft.

Y/n chuckled, glad to have spent another day in Cooksville.

Yep, loved every minute of writing this fic, Hitoshi Shinsou is absolutely an indulgence of mine. Please send in more requests/prompts because I'm feeling writer-ish right now.

#hitoshi shinsou x reader #aizawa! reader #shinsou x fem reader #Mineta Minoru is replaced #Good riddance #he can go die in a hole

[incredipuppy]

David and Brad sketches from a couple weeks ago

#mythic quest #mythic quest fanart #mythic quest Brad #brad mythic quest #brad bakshi #brad bakshi fanart #mythic quest david #david mythic quest #david brittlesbee #david Brittlesbee fanart #Braddavid #brad x david #david x brad #breaking brad #Zach Bakshi #he can go die in a hole #my art

[lotus-pear]

regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :') #the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!'' #and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :( #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

[yourhighness6]

Unpopular opinion but I think in SPOP S2E3 Catra was genuinely trying to protect Entrapta from Hordak after almost being suffocated in the same episode by him

I think the main obstacle to Catra's perspective redemption arc at this point isn't her tendency towards violence or her constant anger, as those are classic character flaws before redemption arcs, but her manipulation tactics and her capacity to treat other people like shit. This is kind of an uncommon way of presenting these sorts of characters, who are often shown as being kind of "dumb" while having a repressed natural kindness. Catra certainly isn't "dumb", she's incredibly intelligent, an excellent strategist, and extremely careful with her words. In this scene I saw not the first glimpse but one of the first of a girl who genuinely cares about those close to her (besides Adora) and may be worthy of redemption. Catra clearly does have a heart, but I'm interested to see exactly how this plays out, as Noelle Stevenson took a huge risk by giving her these traits.

#shes the most interesting character to me so far #but entrapta bow and glimmer are my favorites #I pretty much like all of them except for Hordak and Shadow Weaver so far #Shadow Weaver can go die in a hole #but I was surprised by hordaks cruelty in this episode we don't see a lot of him directly harming ppl #I've heard he gets a redemption arc too so again excited to see how that pans out #catra #entrapta #spop #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #catradora

[randomfanner]

It crushes me how much Gale Slander there is.

I know a bug made him horny and clingy but in my current play through Gale and Blanche(what I named my Tav) are bros and I have found it easy to avoid romancing him.

And how can you dislike Gale for being a bit pushy and hitting on you when literally EVERYONE HITS ON YOU!!! At the Tiefling Party, if you have medium approval with anyone you can start romancing them and they all want you to god dammit.

But if you actually romance Gale, he is pretty damn shy and hesitant. You can think you want to kiss him and he doesn't just kiss you, he is just stunned. He is not trying to jump right into a romance with you! He can get pretty forward once you, the player, have shown interest in actually romancing him. (Like when he says you are hot when you fight)

A lot of people dislike Gale for talking about Mystra when he is trying to romance you but we have to remember: Mystra means so much more to Gale than just being his ex-lover. Gale worshipped Mystra as his goddess before, during and afterwards their relationship. Mystra is magic, the literal goddess of what he ties all of his self worth too. I will admit I am biased towards Gale because I am the same way about my grades, and for Gale, the Goddess magic and the embodiment of his art took an interest in him and made him his chosen.

When he lost the favor of Mystra, he lost everything he had worked so hard for in his life. Was it partly his own fault? Yes, he fucked around and found out. However I genuinely think if Gale had only been Mystra's Chosen rather then Mystra's Lover, he wouldn't have.

Mystra approached Gale and from how we see Gale act when he is trying to seduce Tav, he didn't make the first move romantically either. Mystra had a lot of power over Gale and I don't blame Gale for wanting to become the equal of the woman he loved.

Of course the problem arises because she is a Goddess and he is a Mortal Man who is overly ambitious. But I do not think the bases of what he wanted was too much to ask for.

Maybe I am giving Gale too much credit, I mean, look at how he reacts to the Crown and oh I do sigh at that. But his reasons are very complex for wanting the crown more then just power.

And the magic items. It is three magic items and you get so many thrown at you during this game. Not all of them are good for every run. An uncommon magic item is like what, 33gp?

When Gale actually comes to you about it too, it is either after you have shown you are a good person who likes to help people and he feels he can trust you to help him with the bomb in his chest that could wipe out a city. Or the alternative is he literally has to come talking to you lest he actually, literally explode and you are the person who is in charge. Yes he gets angry when you refuse but man has good reason, everyone's life is at stake!

Does he give you all the details? No! But the only people who tell you everything at this damn camp are Lae'zel and Karlach! Literally no one tells you ja

There are plenty of reasons to not like Gale. Gale is my favorite but I do see how parts of him, like how he can be sort of a classist asshole about magic(I do not think he intends to be and I think that is Gale's ~Touch of the Tism~ showing and being mixed with self worth issues)

Gale is such a genuinely sweet guy. He values life and people and magic. He may be over the top and get in over his head way to easily just wants to be at home with his cat and a good book and I am so sick of all the slander towards my boy.

#rant post #Gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #Gale is best boy #fight me #how can you hate a guy who asks you for items but love the guy who tries to kill you twice? #I love Astarion I promise #but man #he tries to kill you twice and for the first half of your relationship he is literally using you #fuck Mystra #Mystra can go die in a hole #Put Withers back as a god #the god of magic

[glowstickblood]

Nothing like going through Alien Stage and coming to the slow realisation that somehow Ivan is the healthiest one

#And that man is fully prepared to go fucking die on stage #we all deadass thought he was gonna be insane at first huh? #Between Hyuna’s PTSD Mizi & Sua’s wildass codependency Til straight up commiting on stage murder & fucking Luka #Ivan is somehow holing himself together the best #Can you tell I am both incredibly excited and very anxious for the next round? #Cause I am #alnst #alien stage #ivan alien stage

[foxgirlplushie]

Literally there are three debuffer operators, Pramanix, Shamare, and Gnosis. Why. HG the people demand answers

#i know the answer is probably 'got power crept out of relevance' i dont care i love them #except gnosis he can go die in a hole

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

imagining an alternate eotd where when asked about her confusing gay crush under threat of daleks one neuron in yazs brain fired differently and instead of going with "i dont know what you mean" she said "yes". same but opposite energy of when the doctor asks if shes a bad date and yaz super boldly just says "no". same but opposite.

because like imagine youre dan. he probably already had a good guess about what the situation was but his assumption being wrong is not out of the realm of possibilities. the idea that they could have talked about is not out of the realm of possibilities! if youre dan! if you just got here. if you didnt see all of s12.

like just imagine that scene! yaz just baldfaced lying as a way to like, bounce the idea off of him plus double duty to affirm her own beliefs that like the doctor never would plus triple duty paralleling 11x4 for 13 to ensure dan is never gonna ask about this again.

and WE'D KNOW. WE'D FUCKING KNOW. it'd be such a doctor move.

"have you ever told her?" "told her what?" "how you feel about her" "...yes." "well what did she say?" "i think you can guess" yaz snaps because she thinks she can. she has guessed or assumed or sort of correctly inferred a while ago that like, nothing is going to happen here, theres no point in her saying anything because the doctor isnt interested. and dan is like "i find her kind of hard to judge actually" because he still wants to hear an actual answer from yaz but yaz just laughs and goes "tell me about it" and then shes saved by a dalek.

of course we still want dan forcing their hand but thats easy to arrange by instead of him going all battering ram with "she likes you" in the next scene he just has to mention it. and i dont really know how he'd mention it because im not really sure how this would look to him.

so particulars to be determined but he does mention it In Some Way and now theres the doctor in a situation yaz indirectly accidentally put her in where shes suddenly having a Lot to process and also shes gonna lie about :) shes gonna lie about it so hard :)

maybe dan's guess is that whatever the doctor said was less-than-definitive ie vague as fuck because hes known her for like a week and has already seen how good she is at explaining herself and also because of yazs bitter "tell me about it" so maybe what he says is like "you better not be stringing her along"

and the doctor, in her perfectly inscrutable grey area between true What The Fuck Are The Humans Talking About This Time and a carefully crafted mask of obliviousness, goes "string her along what"

"i just mean that you gotta make sure your intentions are clear because it's really not fair to keep her guessing, and hoping"

and the doctor says "i dont understand what youre saying dan" because she really doesnt <3

and dan can still say his canon line "i think that you do, but you pretend that you dont" and in this case hes wrong, but he still hits the mark, wrong calculation right answer because the doctor is still like Fuck.

because she does know, of course. she does know about yaz and shes knows about herself and she knows what shes avoiding. and she will still do the same thing in sea devils. and this weird little lie yaz told will probably never come out. the doctor and her talk, dan isnt there, never sees how New this all is. the doctor has no reason to find out what yaz said to dan.

but we know. we know!!! we get to see this whole comedy of errors play out and still somehow arrive at the same answer. we have to live with how clearly none of them correctly assume each other's understanding of the situation. it'd be frustrating as fuck and such a nice encapsulation of what thasmin has been since the beginning. these half-communications that bounce off each other kind of painfully like billiard balls.

they would never find out. sea devils and potd play out exactly as they did and nobody would ever know. except us. it's a portrait of their shared fatal flaw finally laid out for us in broad daylight at the exact moment they come together. and only we can see it.

#thasmin #rewrite notes #now that ive imagined it i like this more than canon fhkjghjkg #it adds something and takes nothing away #and also it doesnt give dan like. perfect insight #bc like. idk i just like it if their neuroses are like all so tangled up together that they cant really see it #but also theyre right? #like theyre not right but like. both 13 and yazs choices in their relationship make total sense!! #it's not like oh haha they cant talk to each other lesbian sheep syndrome it's #a fucking tragedy #the decisions theyve made the ways theyve responded to circumstances and each other make sense you can totally see the reasoning #you can see how they got here #like this accidental hole they dug #and it's BECAUSE of this shared flaw of Im Just Gonna Keep It All Right Here In My Chest And Then One Day I Die #anyway #not that dan just like. intuiting the situation and moving it along Necessarily implies all that #just that i like it more when he Cant actually intuit the entirety of whats going on here bc it's like 5 years of Complicated #in so many ways #so he still moves things along but his assumptions are wrong and he gets lied to by yaz just as hard! #you know! #bc yaz is the doctor and the doctor lies and hes his companion so. she lies to him

[yeonban]

There's something about Dan Heng and his constant connections to dead aeons that's just so... ough to me

#muse: dan heng. #Randomly thinking about the vidyadhara got me into a hole about how DH and his predecessors are Long the Permanence's scions #and how ultimately they're all going to meet the same fate as Long (aka death) since they can't have off-springs and so #they will die permanently if their reincarnation eggs are tampered with; w no means of ever expanding their species #and after that it came to me how DH somehow also managed to join Akivili's astral express way AFTER Akivili died #and now voyages on the path of the trailblazer as well (dual wielding king of dead paths we love to see it) #idk how he keeps accidentally getting these connections but it's so endearing to me... especially since both Long and Akivili used to be #(as far as we can tell) kind aeons whose goal was to find out what the meaning of life is. which unironically... (looks at DH) fits him too #ANW I'm going to kick my ass into going to class today so hopefully I don't cough myself into another dimension #We'll see if I feel relatively well enough to reply to anything once I return <3

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Lonnie: Of course you grew up to have pronouns

Jonathan:

Jonathan: Yes. I'm human

#jonathan uses he/they/she #jonathan uses those pronouns in that order #argyle would cheer him on #stranger things #jargyle #jonathan byers #lonnie byers can go die in a hole #lonnie byers

[anotherpapercut]

Genuine question re: your last post about wearing a blondie t-shirt and coke in your nose. How can you do cocaine and not be addicted? I thought it was super addictive? Also doesn't weed and coke cancel each other out? You don't have to answer if you don't want to!

hey bud! no worries I am always happy to answer questions! so the short answer to both of these is pretty much no. but I'm also gonna give you the long answers if ur interested!

coke of course CAN be addictive, I personally am friends with a couple people who were addicted to coke at one point, but it's actually far less addictive than many other drugs prescription or not and it's of course dependant on the person. for instance, many people may find prescription anxiety medications like Xanax to be more addictive, and addiction to drugs in that class (benzodiazapine) are actually really dangerous, but many people are able to use these safely as well. it's also a pretty safe drug to take, provided it's pure, you are taking proper doses and you're not doing it all the time. I personally have only had it a few times because I barely feel anything with it due to chronic fatigue and stuff lol. and I know lots of other people who've tried it at clubs or parties and never really thought about it again!

basically, if like it's something you're interested in trying, be cautious as with any drug prescription or not. make sure it's from a reputable source, test it (for impurities) if you're not 100% sure it's been tested by someone you trust, research the proper doses and interactions with any other drugs (again prescription or not) that you are taking, and do it with a person you trust in a familiar environment. if you're prone to addictions then it might be something you want to skip, but again it's actually not quite as addictive as a lot of other drugs so if you're being safe with it it's a lot easier to step back from (this is based on experience my friends have had, I personally have never experienced any type of craving or addictive feeling with cocaine!)

second question: I have actually never heard this before lol! I'm guessing this is based on the fact that cocaine, like other amphetamines, is an "upper" while weed is a "downer". there aren't very many drugs that straight up negate each other (altho there are some! SSRIs like Zoloft will make MDMA and LSD pretty much entirely ineffective!) like that, it's more just that they change each other. so first of all the coke residue is actually from last night lol so it's not still affecting me, but when I did take it, it made me feel more awake and alert like caffeine would. while weed has a relaxing and sometimes sedating effect, the coke balanced that part out, and amplified the more stereotypical effects like laughing and talking (weed makes me talk A LOT lol) because of the added energy. generally mixing drugs with opposite effects will work like this. mixing weed and alcohol for instance is a really popular combination (often referred to as a "crossfade") because of how the weed will counteract the nausea and often like jitteriness and stuff associated with alcohol

I know this was a long as hell answer but I hope this helped to clear up your questions! feel free to ask me any other drug related questions, I'm always happy to research anything I don't already know :)

edit: was doing some research bc this question interested me and came across this like. suppressed 1995 study from the WHO kdbdksndn???????? do with this article what you will I suppose

#fun fact about one of my friends who was addicted to coke in his early 20s tho: he has a hole in his nose from it that whistles sometimes #everyone i know who was addicted to it also was able to get off of it with relative ease as compared to more dangerous things #like the friend w the hole in his nose was also addicted to heroin which was much more difficult for him #and actually becoming addicted to benzodiazapine medications had some really extreme withdrawal effects #you can actually die if you try to quit them without proper weaning and everything. thats why jordan peterson disappeared for a while #somehow he is a psychologist who was prescribed Klonopin and didnt know it was addictive?????? so he was taking a MASSIVE dose #and then tried to quit cold turkey bc ig he cant use google???? and he like almost died and had to go to russia and be put in a coma #then came right back and continued being the douchiest guy in America #drug ed

[this-should-do]

barney canoes every blunt hes given and gordon is extraordinarily bold when hes high

bonus/alt ending

anyways everyone thank these tags on my last weed boys post for this post

#gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #half life #suggestive #tw weed #anyways gordon for sure makes shitty blunts on purpose so he can do this to barney #andthen will turn around and make the tightest fuckign roll #and right now barney is going insane on multiple levels #like first off just high and gay paranoia dude fr think gordon can read his very gay thoughts #then the lil show gordons doing is fucking nuts #AND gorodns actually pseaking so not only does that mean tehr is a level of trust and affection there #but hes speaking whole senences a whole 10 words baybee normally he at most only makes a few hmms and has #and his voice is soso deep and husky and low from disuse with a lil bit of slur from his deaf accent #and hes beign oh so teasing #surpriesed barney idnt just up and die right there #anyways thank u besties for educating meabout weed cuz i aint know shit never even seena weed in my life #anwyas never gonna see anything like this from me again im going back to my little hole where i safely draw distrssed men covered in blood #instead of men slobbering all over a blunt like it ssumthin else and holding a lighter oh so gently #merry christmas everyone hop eu like this #also everyone say thank u ms paint for being teh inlocker of teh forbidden arts #but yeah jus tguy sbeing dudes right gordons the only person barneys ever smoked with he aint know nothin #ponderingradioactivedecay #idoindeeddraw #so yeah don tfukcing look at me rn

[opens-up-4-nobody]

You don't understand how unhinged I feel trying to construct an ending for Bleach that I personally would enjoy while knowing Bleach does not deserve my time and also not remembering enough to actually make anything coherent. And yet here I am.

#god. no one gives a fuck abt bleaching. i am screaming into the void. y cant i put this energy into being productive #i just want there to be themes and a satisfying ending. and ending that is sad and yet happy #i just think. for me. ichigo kurosaki died on the night rukia pierced him with her zanpakto. oh fuck i cant spell. fucking strap in #i kno he didnt technically die according to the rules of the universe but i think as soon as ichigos soul left his body. that body became #a corpse. so when he goes back into it its not suitible to live in anymore and he only starts to feel that with the fullbring arc #i think when rukia jumpstarted his powers she lit the fuse of a bomb and becoming a visor allowed him to chanel his resentment #bc he does resent. ichigo is an emotional person. he felt emense guilt when his mothet died bc he felt he couldnt protect her bc he was #being raised to protect. the boy has a complex and its kinda fuckrd up and its 1000% isshins fault. so when thr opportunity comes for #ichigo to sacrifice himself for his family he does and he literally and metaphorically dies. his life from that point on is overtaken by #death. so what do we do with ichigo after everything is said and done bc he cant go back to being human he cant be a living corpse. he has #to go to the soul society. bc i like to imagine everything hes done to his soul. his twisted cosmically weird special boy soul. hes like a #bomb. its unstable and they need to teach him to control it so he doesnt tear a hole in reality and let thr hollows pour in. so its safer #if that happens in thr soul society. and rukia lil miss ice princess can teach him to do that. i would also make it weird with god stuff but #i never read the blood war stuff so i dont kno enough abt the gods. also i would make rukia more at odds with everyone who was gonna let her #fucking die and who overlooked her bc she should b held with more reguard for her fighting. but misogyny 😒 so then what do we do with #ichigo in thr soul society? i cant stand the idea of him becoming part of the institution. i cant. i think he should be rogue. rebell. idk #train to be strong and battle agaisnt the 13 court guard squad who r clearly going to try to control him as he tries to control himself. #send my boy to therapy so he can control his reatsu? is the the word? idk. maybe he should go to that dead dog district and look for kids #with spiritual pressure. he needs to feel useful. maybe id just give him weird god powers. i am an ichigo special boy apologist #thats as far forward as i can think. ichigo has to b dead. has to learn to control his power before he can go fight. rukia can teach him #he rebells against the institution. encourages rukia to go apeshit bc fuck everyone. and then idk. he keeps trying to save ppl forever #or he dies and destroys the universe. a big ball of resentment and bad feels and secrets upon secrets upon secrets. god y am i thinking #abt this so much. ive got bullshit to deal with. anyway. idk i just like ichigo a lot and i think thr ending to bleach is th worst forever #bleach ramblings

[quiet-art-kid]

Killing off Alvin

I have recently found one of my favourite parts of making httyd (books) fanfiction, and that is killing off Alvin in new and exciting ways. There is nothing wrong with the way he was killed in the books, yeeted into the stratosphere is a great was to go, but a man as terrible as Alvin deserves MULTIPLE deaths. Here is a list of the ones I wrote because why not.

1 : shot in the face by an eight year old wanderer (Hiccup x reader)

2 : gruesomely stabbed to death by a psyco lovesick teen (Hiccup x yandere reader)

3 : getting the shit beat out of him by Termagant. (Ghosts Au, a lot for this au is unpublished and I don’t think Termagant would kill him, but it would still be VERY painful for Alvin)

4 : beheaded by Hiccup (Villain Hiccup au)

5 : just straight up noped out of existence by a teen girl god (Lucid)

how would you have liked Alvin the Treacherous to be killed off?

#gore ment tw #httyd books #alvin the treacherous #Alvin can go die in a hole #I hate him so much #I mean he is a terrific villain and character but you know what I mean #Fanfiction

[bibiana112]

And for bad oversharing medical news the arrhythmia from december never went away but I thought maybe the throat infection was still there right so that could be a reason but then I went to a specialist and not only is it practically cured (just lingering a bit) but my lungs sound fine as well! which means! the shortness of breath is probably something wrong with the oxygen in the bloodstream and the slight chest tightness is also extremely worrying I could only make an appointment to get it checked next friday and that sounds like way too long

#I know it's morbid but the only thing I can think about is how fucking mad I am at my parents and how I wish I had someone else to take care #of my things and burial if I were to die #they don't know me #they would do everything against my wishes because they never cared to listen #and Especially I am mad at my dad cause when this started he was around and I was really scared and upset and nearly crying and I told him #that I was considering going to the hospital right there and then and then he didn't. fucking say anything or ask if I was okay #they'll never listen anything just registers as crazy fucking kid having a tantrum again let's give her space leave her out of sight #And I had to Yell at him to stop telling me not to go to the hospital the next day and I mean Yell and he still said they'd deny it #that I was making it up if I had just been on my fucking own I wouldn't have double guessed myself on it and gone to the wrong specialist #and wasted time and gotten to the point where it's not like debilitating pain but constantly aware that it's there and I can only like eat #heart healthy shit that I don't even like and wait and god I am so upset at them why so I have to be alone and yet still be so tied to them #why pretend to care when I've said time and time again they're still hurting me like nearly everytime we see each other #Okay nevermind I actually Need to distract myself now usually confronting feelings is my favorite #but my body is telling me that if I want to cry I have to deal with it physically feeling like there's a hole between my ribs so #I'll hold off on it #I'll be fine #god going to sleep has been the absolute worse #delete later