#he knows the shrimp is there

[brettanomycroft]

Forget "Mr. Bonzo's On His Way," my favorite tune in The Magnus Protocol is Sam playing Alice like a fiddle on repeat.

#I love my baby boy Sam #But you can't tell me he's not a manipulative little shrimp #High EQ #He knows how to get her off his back about Celia #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp vague #TMAGP EP 12 #scheduled post #the magnus protocol #TMAGP #samama khalid #alice dyer #celia ripley #sam khalid

[mo-mode]

Chiron: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood! Home to demigods of—

Me: Yeah yeah, which demigods can see the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Excuse me?

Me: You heard me. Who’s got the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Well, ah…Iris is the goddess of the rainbow, and Poseidon is god of the sea, but I don’t think—

Me: Give me the shrimp colors, horse man.

#reblog with which demigod you think can see the shrimp colors #I think Percy has them but just doesn’t realize cuz he’s already got enough going on #Aphrodite cabin hails him as the only other camper who knows the diff between cream and eggshell but it’s cuz he’s got shrimp eyes #he’s also got like night vision and shit cuz of all the deep sea critters #Annabeth walks in on him eating chips in the middle of the night and his eyes are just fucking bioluminescent #percy hunched over a bag of Doritos with glowing green irises like a deep sea eldritch horror: oh hey babe #chiron #camp halfblood #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo spoilers #pjo series #annabeth chase #shrimp colors #pjo fandom #pjo hoo toa #pjoverse #riordanverse

[aroaceleovaldez]

I think we should headcanon Percy as having more weird powers based on actual marine life and similar, just for fun. he spits bioluminescence as a defense mechanism. and also is bioluminescent himself sometimes. he can see shrimp colors. he can breathe through his skin. sometimes if he punches things underwater he briefly creates a bubble hotter than the surface of the sun (real thing that mantis shrimp do). he can echolocate. he can regrow his teeth. he can be frozen solid and thaw out and be fine. he can hibernate in mud. he’s poisonous.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #it's already canon that he can withstand extreme aquatic environments and also see in low-visibility aquatic enviornments #so like why not. let's get weird with it. #i wanna see a joke where they find out Percy can see shrimp colors and Percy explains that he just figured he was slightly colorblind #cause he was seeing colors differently but didnt realize he was seeing MORE colors #also i know i extended slightly to amphibians here but i think Percy can have some frog powers. as a treat.

[yuri-is-online]

Hey, Yuri, do you think Yuu would ever run the risk of being put in danger by having a romantic relationship with any of the more high-profile members of the cast? I mean, we’ve got royalty, nobility, celebrities, and the very wealthy attending this school. I’ve just been rotating my brain about how these relationships would work out and Yuu is a pretty vulnerable target without NRC’s security. - 🦐

Hmmmmmm. I have a bunch of thoughts about this actually... I tried ranking them from least to most dangerous if that makes sense? But don't read too deeply into the bullet point placements they were mostly just a stream of consciousness thing.

Not that Risky (surprisingly)

Leona- we don't really have details about his brother's marriage, but I don't think his family has been shown to be overly keen on forming alliances with outside countries, the Savannah seems more concerned with itself. I don't think his family would be too fussed with his partner being a magicless person from outerspace, if anything this might be seen as a plus to the councilors that are always mocking Leona behind his back as his partner's lack of royal blood makes him even less fit for the throne. Not to mention Leona himself is more than enough to protect Yuu, he's the only royal at the school without a proper retainer (which you could argue is because no one at home likes him) but I doubt his family would let him do that if he was genuinely in danger.

Rook- he's Rook. His family does sound rather sweet from the very very very little we know about him (he also seems like he was kind of sheltered as a kid, something I should chew on sometime) so I doubt they would allow anything too bad to happen to Yuu.

Vil- his main issue is his contract, the Japanese Idol industry is cut throat and often sees things like bans on relationships as part of the contract. Vil doesn't want to risk his career or reputation, he mentions that he himself is a brand and I can't see him wanting to put that pressure on Yuu if they're not up for it. But... there are also celebrities who have really private personal lives and I sort of get the sense Vil is like that? And I don't think he would be too bothered if Yuu didn't want to be super public, it would certainly make it easier to keep you safe.

Idia- S.T.Y.X. might be a gloomy place but no one knows where it is

Medium Danger (danger is real but can be managed)

Jade and Floyd- we don't actually know what their family does, just that it's probably sketchy and that Mama Leech calls them every day, taught them self defense, and just generally seems to worry about them a lot. The danger is very real under the sea, but I also sort of get the sense that messing with the Leech family is skipping the fuck around and going straight to find out.

Azul- his business is going to make him enemies sooner or later, but at least during school Yuu should be more or less safe. Azul's able to keep on top of the students who mean Yuu harm, and Yuu is able to politely ignore their boyfriend's business (or maybe they have a knack for helping?) When you get older I can see Azul's need for a security team expanding, but he'll have money to get the best.

Riddle- ok so. I don't think his mom would try to kill you. But god she would be such a toxic person to manage. I'm actually working on a (very old) request atm that involves discussing what Riddle's mom might do if she finds Riddle with a partner instead of his studies (which I assume she's paying for) especially during his internship. She'd go full scorched earth and get very confused when Yuu doesn't back off like Trey did.

Huston We Have a Problem

Kalim- the amount of assassination attempts my poor boy has already canonically endured... I imagine there are probably going to be more in his future. I can see Yuu needing their own retainer (which could be a fun concept for an oc) to protect them and test their food. When Grim becomes a great mage I'm sure he could help with that actually, wouldn't that be cute?!

MALLEUS- acceptance of humans is virtually non existence in Briar Valley AND his mother hated humans so much she "blessed" her child to only be loved by fae. We don't actually know how the senate works but I imagine they would lose their ever loving shit if Malleus brought home a human as a friend and now he wants to make them his spouse? No. They say no. Time to show them what an absolute monarchy means I guess.

Assuming Yuu isn't in a relationship with Malleus I could see their friendship actually sort of being a boon to them, especially if Yuu was with Kalim or Azul. Pissing of the merchants is one thing, but the King of the Abyss? No thank you, they'll just take their losses and go.

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #shrimp annon #it took everything within me to not add rollo to this list because we don't know if his family has money or not woirebtnoiewnrgoiewsmnygpi #lore in the tags for people who read it: i made some ocs for the fyuuture kid au #one of which was a retainer for the al asim family #who worked for a sibling of kailm's and was a friend of yutu's when he came to twisted wonderland

[crunchy-rocc]

google blow this guy up

#my art #aftg #all for the game #riko moriyama #jean moreau #kevin day #has anyone else been chased by their siblings with a knife. both of mine did #riko feels like the type of guy whod do that to kevin and jean #peep jean not putting his hand on rikos shoulder. bro does NOT want to touch him any more than he has to #thank you dread for choosing what kevin would wear. hes rocking the shrimp shirt #he makes me feel like im microdosing on poison. anyway ❤️ #dont know what to caption this as ….. it was that or something about riko woulf have loved the joker movie #he as in riko . for the poison thing not kevin

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #it's shrimply not possible #how would you fry something underwater #headcanon that he cant cook for shit #a shrimp would do better #feeding him rice 1 grain at a time through his stupid helmet holes (yes i know they arent actually holes) #i just like to pretend they are holes. so i can put a straw in there #and also for blood to leak out of #can never have too many holes

[parachutingkitten]

"Maybe not quite at death's door, but closer to it than to anything else"

deserves to be a killer opening line in an existential novel, not the battle status of the shrimp dragon.

#it just smacked me in the face with it's accidental poeticism #'mr. stevens was not yet at deaths door #but he was closer to it than to anything else' #you know? #that's a great opener right there #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #brennan lee mulligan #shrimp dragon

[voltfruits]

i saw this post and IMMEDIATELY thought of them

(art + emori au by @shrimperini )

#hero is a tired old shrimp of a man i just know he needs a fucking massage #or a blunt #omori #emori au #voltposting

[im-bored-so-i-draw]

grampbrahms energy

crawling inside the walls really make your back hurts ok

#brahms heelshire #brahms the boy #the boy 2016 #hes like AT LEAST 28 right #very much at least #and like those crawling and squatting prolly #secret doors must be small #theres not much space between walls ok??? #and when he show up hes *shrimp back* #sketch #ok bye <3 #let him stretch #i know im very late to the boy but #at least i watched it #slashers #slasher fanart

[honoviadakai]

You know…for a dude who underwent a procedure to get a magical eye that allows him to have psychic abilities, including mind reading

…

Hiei sure does make a lot of assumptions about how his sister would feel/view him if she knew who he really was instead of, oh I dunno….reading her mind…or actually fucking communicating with her….

Hiei, sweetie, I love you, I really do…but holy fuck do you make me wanna violently shake you till you stop moving sometimes…

#yu yu hakusho #Hiei #yukina #this mf #I know it’s not his fault that he’s an emotionally stunted shrimp #but that does not mean imma let this shit slide #be honest with your sister you emo little chihuahua

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

drawing Barnaby is incredibly Detrimental to my health because it consistently finds me like this:

#MY NECK HURTS <3 #i'll Realize. fix my posture #lose myself in the Love and then BOOM shrimping once more #i hunch over my tablet face To The Screen like some wild beast defending its kill #but with... Delight and Whimsy instead of bloodthirsty viciousness #shoulders hunched back Curled head down and jutted forward- #snf sob... love truly is pain.... #absolutely unprompted #THERE'S NO NEED FOR ME TO SIT LIKE THISSSSSS #I JUST GET SO ABSORBED!!! HE'S SO!!!! #completely related but there isn't enough Handsome Barnaby art #well. every image of him is handsome in my professional opinion #but you know what i mean!!!! #i need to put him in outfits.... #no. you know what i need? #a very very tiny pixelated image of him framed and hung on my wall #tiny frame. tiny barnaby. really just like. three blue pixels #that way when i wake up in the mornings i can look over and see The Pixels #and be filled with enough strength to Get Up #i need the motivation to get out of bed... i have been sleeping until 3 every day.... #methinks. tis not healthy #but yes. tiny barnaby in a frame please and Thank You!

[nothingbizzare]

HAD A FUNNY DREAM where Gojo, Teru , me and @bizarre-blues went shopping

#by the way the shrimp is my sona #dbbdbdbdbbdhf #why gojo ??!? like i barely know anything of him ?!!?! #god bless teru he is soo silly #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #teruki hanazawa #hanazawa teruki #mob psycho fanart #gojo satoru #i dunno how to tag this #?!!?!!!! thats silly silly

[ash-and-starlight]

things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover

(artist is glassbearer on ig)

#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭 #i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling #the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj #like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9 #he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making #being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it #and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens #ig performative masculinity also ages you #(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN) #k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG #WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT #OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD #love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are #zhu baby u look gorjus no notes #slay #anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao #the radiant emperor #send post

[aladaylessecondblog]

Instead of writing I made a couple minor modifications to this meme

#halsin #halsin bg3 #bg3 #shrimp #you know he probably would #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #daddy halsin #halsin silverbough

[leatherbookmark]

"modern au in which jgy is poor and oppressed" okay, i'm listening! "--and everyone feels bad for him and tries to help him, which is why everyone's shocked and hurt when their favourite Good Guy turns out to be a toxic and phony asshole who's been preying on their good instincts all along" insert that one gif of mark hamill yeeting the lightsaber away over his shoulder because that's precisely what i'm doing with your post/fic in my mind 😔

#shrimp thoughts #i know it's super easy to just take jgy as this guy who has everything under control and only pretends to be affected by the opinion #of the public. BUT HE GREW UP IN POVERTY‚ PEOPLE. if he was rich all along? sure! i'd believe he's faking everything and cheer him on. #BUT HIS MOM WAS A SEX WORKER. can we please agree‚ like on a principle‚ we don't even have to pay attention to all the little details #that the novel peppers in here and there to show you that jgy is NOT liked by everyone‚ can we please agree that it's a bit Rough #to live in a classist society made up of snotty rich people when you're a bastard child with a sex worker as a mother. can we. can we pleas #in anno domini 2024... next year md/zs will be ten years old... come ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn

[cupiidzbow]

I inadvertently starting f/oing chef kawasaki he’s literally never a done a good thing in his life and he’s not above cooking children a kinda need him

#my sonas already a mermaid so it’s funny to imagine scenarios where I get extremely nervous when he cooks fish 😭😭 #( no ones knows I’m a mermaid bc I have a necklace that gives me legs so he’s not doing it on purpose I promise 😭😭) #he likes cooking me food that fucking sucks but he puts so much love in it I can’t be mad #added thing cause like . No one knows I’m a mermaid so it’s like. why does he so much salty foods….why does he like shrimp cocktail so much #why is he always so goddamn thirsty 🤨🤨🤨 #IDK I THINK ITS FUNNY I HAVE A FEE THOUGHTS be he’s such a fucking loser I need him #txt #🧡🧑‍🍳🍳 #<- new tag