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audhd-nightwing · 1 year

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jason: *bites someone who grabbed him during capture the flag*

piper: what the fuck, were you raised by wolves?

jason: …yes

leo: oh gods please tell me you’re joking

frank: no, he’s serious- you have to prove your strength at the Wolf House before they let you into Camp Jupiter

jason: yeah i was left there when i was two

frank, who went at sixteen: you were WHAT

#pjo #HoO #riordanverse #heroes of olympus #the lost hero #the seven pjo #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #the wolf house #camp jupiter #camp halfblood #this is literally canon #jason joined camp jupiter at like four #and was left with lupa when he was only two

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padawansuggest · 5 months

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13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

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gncrezan · 7 months

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thoroughly enjoying @infamous-if so here's sketchdump of my post-read doodles before i run through it once again!!!!!!!!!

#p2 seven and aki are singing simple season h/ippo campus :)#slash is only in there so i dont clog the main band tag up !! i love them dearly i listened to lp3 drawing these #esp bc boys. is such a song for him .#infamous #infamous if #akihiro yasumi #seven lawless #there are more people here but i am not strong enough to tag everyone. sorry #also please don't be fooled by what looks like me leaning towards seven. aki is about to pipebomb all his relationships #mostly by flirting w anything that moves and being the most sagittarius man of ALL TIME!!!!!#also im enjoying his stage name w regards to his backstory #akihiro wanting to keep his private life as private as possible bc he believes there is like #a persona that he has to project as a singer. and it should be his love for the craft that his fans see #also akihiro: and i will make my stage name quite literally mean empty house in japanese #'somebody FOLLOW ME i'm DISTRAUGHT' sort of energy #my art #edit: adjusted the picture just slightly cause i realised exported it odd...

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Going into the Tuvok tag and seeing a bunch of people shouting his name with ‘Picard’ also tagged makes me feel like Troi: “Something terrible happened here...I have a bad feeling....”

#I can't wait for him to get out of idk being tortured or doing drugs or whatever and then go #'Indeed that was most unpleasant but not nearly as unpleasant as spending time with my wife'#Just watched a clip and honestly him showing up only to be being tortured at some undisclosed location is so him. SUCH a damsel in distress #that guy. If he dies I'm killing jean-luc picard & seven. The people not the actors playing them v_v I'll find a way.#I can literally see it now: they get there but its too late ohnooo seven's crying oh no you were like a father to me and tuvoks last words #are said while in her arms and then I come up from behind with a STEEL CHAIR-???

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notonlymice · 3 months

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rumbelle + bluebeard au moodboard

#but like without a beard (especially a blue one) lol #this would be dark and gold would not be nice (and very much dead by the end)#probably starting with moe traditionally being indebted to gold #and belle traditionally volunteering to marry gold so that he would forgive moe's debts #and becoming “a caretaker for his rather large estate” both literally and euphemistically🙃#not sure about seven dead wives so let's stop at three #if this is a magical au she might kill him with his dagger and become the dark one #rumbelle #rumbelle moodboard #tw blood #not only mice but also moodboards #rumbelle+fairytales moodboards #my rumbelle things #my things

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brookbee · 1 year

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I can understand why people aren’t fans of the Spock/T’Pring storyline in SNW, but I do appreciate the confirmation that Spock can and will fuck outside of pon farr simply bc it makes the t’hy’la footnote in TMP novelization sound like an even weaker attempt at a redirection.

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#also those times in TOS when Spock implies that he can only do it once every seven years (like in The Cloud Minders)#y’all are literally just lying at this point #star trek tos #trekposting #star trek the original series #st tos #Star Trek snw #star trek strange new worlds #spirk #k/s

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pensymbols · 4 months

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if i had to give a ppe presentation on anything itd be about how nicos fatal flaw isnt holding grudges but being loyal and how percys isnt loyalty its holding grudges and in this essay

#I WILL NEVER NOT STOP TALKING ABT THIS #IT MAKES NO SENSE AS TO WHY NICOS FATAL FLAW IS HOLDING GRUDGES WHEN HE DOESNT???#after he accepts that bianaca is dead and has moved on he literally stops?? holding grudges towards people????#he just assumes everyone despises him for his actions but thats not?? holding grudges???#and while percy IS loyal its not to the point its self depicricating #and the thing abt percy hes only truly loyal to his loved ones and thats it #like he genuienly doesnt give af abt other things #percys def for sure a id let the world burn to save you type of person #and percy canonically holds grudges to the point it blinds him in his decision making #like all of the seven and then somes fatal flaws make no fucking sense in general #like why is leos inferiority #its not #pjo #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #percy jackson #nico di angelo #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo

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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year

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Technically there could be a Spamton x reader fic that’s a parody on Scott Pilgrim because Spamton has 7 implied exes who range on a scale of deadly. Sadly this does mean you take the role of Scott Pilgrim.

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bonnieisaway · 7 months

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i think i'm far too generous with how i describe thirteen as only 'warming up' to seven given what this scene did to me as a person

im sorry she literally went SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M STAYING

does that look like the face of a woman who said that platonically. does that look like the face of a woman who meant "i'm going to risk my fucking life throwing down with two shadow killers for you and my only way i can muster telling you i would not leave you here alone for the world is repeating the thing you said in a VERY romantic way previously and this will be the ONLY time i choose to touch you in a non-violent way and become INCREDIBLY flustered I just said that out loud BUT IN A PLATONIC WAY" to you. sure. sure that's SUCH a platonic way to communicate the message. SURE. SURE

playing it off ain't working I Know What You Are Thirteen

#scissor seven #jesus christ just kiss already #they're only friends and the queen of england is still alive #meihua “i totally dont like you wdym i totally said that platonically” shisan #they literally invented “he fell first she did not want to fall AT ALL”#thirteen is the embodiment of the trope like #oh god. i like them. OH NO. WHY THEM #and i love her for that #scissor seven is a slow burn and i am an arsonist #they're in love and any arguements against this we're throwing down in the ring

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quietwingsinthesky · 3 months

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journey’s end au where the doctor tries to kick everyone off the TARDIS and they just go, ‘???? no?’ and won’t leave. can’t be stupid and think everyone will leave you when they won’t get out of your house.

#the doctor is simultaneously so happy about this and SO annoyed. get out of his house!!! this is his tardis!!!!#(tentoo voice) OUR tardis. (doctor voice) MY TARDIS!!!!!#rose and martha and donna and jack are literally having a girls night in the same room as this argument #sarah jane was invited but did not join them. autisms.#however mickey and her have been bonding and the doctor feels so betrayed. sarah jane is supposed to be on his side!!!#can’t even complain to the metal dog. k-9 is still busy.#(sarah jane voice) oh i should invite luke and his friends- (doctor voice) NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP #((tentoo voice. from the other room.) OUR ship)#jack manages to sneak ianto and gwen on board before sarah jane gets the bannerman gang in simply because torchwood is easier wrangled than #literal children (not saying much)#how does gwen manage to sneak rhys on that one time? no one’s really sure. he didn’t stay on very long but it was long enough for jack to #lose a bet.#i think only jackie leaves but NOT before she and tentoo and rose have established interdimensional facetime so that she can phone her #daughter and her son-in-law and her guy-who-her-son-in-law-is-cloned-from #(doctor voice) donna i need to erase ur memories ur brain will explode otherwise (rose from across the room) hey didnt i absorb something #that would explode my brain once. i still have my memories. (donna voice) YEAH DOCTOR CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT????#donna metacrisis is solved because jack says ‘fuck it let me eat the metacrisis somehow it probably wont kill me’ and then he glows for like #a week but he’s fine.#he is literally never getting rid of any of them. get found family-ed idiot #(god wait funniest fucking thing if end of time happens here and the master’s plans are completely derailed because he gets tackled by seven #different companions. kicking him while he’s on the ground while the doctor goes D:)#doctor who #tardis family au

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gayemeralds · 2 years

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i know people don’t like the concept of an “undefeatable protagonist” but in the context of sonic i just think it’s fucking hilarious. im sorry but shadow being op as fuck is boring UNLESS sonic can just, cream his ass. same with any of his rivals/enemies. local random guy off the street defeating the god of the week or the local government super weapon for the 20th time.

#i mean can you imagine being shadow in this context #youre the ultimate lifeform #developed to be more powerful than any living creature on earth #and this nobody teenager from some backwater island can not only take you on #BUT ABSOLUTELY BEAT YOUR ASS SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY?#also like #knuckles pov from a warrior tribe. getting his ass handed to him by some eleven year old kid with no training #funny as HELL #same with silver #guy comes to the past with his futuristic enhancements only to get his ass handed to him by like the first person he meets #also funny with blaze. enter into a dimension after living as like the sole person with fire powers and magical abilites and using the sol #emeralds #and this guy everyone thinks you should be friends with DEFEATS YOU FIRST TRY #like what do you even do.#i just think over powered sonic is funny as fuck #if we just take him as he is #which is literally just some random guy who happened to pick a fight with eggman #just for the fucking KICKS just for FUN #like. its like talking to your neighbout and hes like oh!#sorry i have to leave real quick i have to go defeat the ancient ggod of chaos real quick :)#like what the fuck #sega official speaks

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fullscoreshenanigans · 1 year

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This is still the funniest section title-picture combo in the mystic code book it looks like he’s about to give a tell-all and lament about his slightly more slutty younger years.

“Yes, I really did used to strut around with my tits and ass out like that, striking fear and arousal into the hearts of demon and man alike. Do I regret it? Only that Father would never let me hear the end of it.”

#but he only had to deal with that for like two more centuries before Leggy popped off and committed patriregicide #Sunny I know this was literally you just translating and is entirely unintentional but kdfjsdk #gonna feel very silly if I read the third light novel and King Demon was actually pretty chill #The Promised Neverland #Yakusoku no Neverland #TPN #YnN #Mystic Code Book #Seven Walls Arc #TPN 141 #TPN Lewis #TPN Leuvis #Leuvis #FSS Shenanigans #1000sunnygo #the promised queueland

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white-collar-cannibal · 6 months

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