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cerkowah · 3 months
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collab with my bff scaledowl :] she drew her oc and i drew william (again) timelapse below the cut:
inspired by this base from @/HRSY_93082 on twt!
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josephquinnswhore · 1 year
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Hi! I'm not sure if you're taking requests but i wanted to ask if you could write one with Pedro where they're dating but reader is not famous, she is actually a young artist that runs a small business on Instagram. And everyone is shocked that he's with her, but he is so proud of being her boyfriend and is VERY supportive of her both in private and in public. That's, thank you 😊💕
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The Actor and The Artist
Pairing: Pedro Pascal x female reader.
Summary: you’re hosting your first ever art show and the paparazzi make you wonder if you’re good enough.
Word Count: 1.4K
Content Warning: age gap relationship, insecure reader.
Note: I fking love this request @rosaliedepp *kisses your forehead* I hope you love it. 🫶🏼💜
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You remember where you first started, selling your artwork on Etsy, your prices were so cheap they undermined the hours of hard work, pain, sweat and tears that went into them, still you only managed to sell 3 works in about 12 months, you were stumped. Feeling like you should just give up, like it was a lost cause and your art wasn’t really as good as you originally thought it was. Until it happened.
You thought it was a scam at first, these scammers were getting crafty these days and the Pedro Pascal, messaging you on Etsy wanting a custom piece? Come on, didn’t seem likely and you weren’t stupid. You remember asking him to DM you on Instagram, his offical page, giving the email your username on Insta and within minutes receiving a direct message from the Pedro Pascal’s offical Instagram page that at the time, had 2.4 million followers, the white tick surrounded by the blue circle was confirmation it was really him and not some bot, or scammer.
He had been generous in his compliments on your works, even suggested making a business Instagram account to gain more traction, within the hour of messaging he had placed an order and left a very generous tip, he had even followed you and kept in contact regularly upon the arrival of his artwork, you figured it was because he didn’t trust you after he had sent that much money.
It was the opposite of what you thought that kept him talking with you, he thought you were sweet, talented and had real potential and knew he could help you where you needed it; not lacking in talent but recognition. If people actually saw your artwork, people would buy them. And they did, once they saw that Pedro had uploaded an image of your artwork in his house, that he followed you, your page blew up overnight, and you had Pedro to thank for it.
Which leads you to the present, two years later and 12 months of you two officially being a couple, even though things were fairly ‘new’ for the two of you, people had suspected things had been going on for longer. People of course had said their two cents online and you opted to ignore it.
Here you were in the cold evening of New York City, in a gallery room that was cleared just for your artwork, which would be showcased then auctioned, you had heard some big names were invited, ones in which you were terrified to see, let alone meet.
“You doing okay sweetheart?” Pedro’s voice scared you, pulling you back to reality as the room was half filled with people, something you’d failed to notice in your dissociative state. You offer him a smile as he hands you a glass filled with champagne.
“A bit nervous, hoping this will help.” You take a sip, your red lipstick that matches your ruby red silk, spaghetti strap dress, smears on the rim of the glass, you clutch your purse as a last resort for stress relief, feeling the tension build as more people arrive.
“I’m shitting myself, what if they don’t sell, what if they don’t like it? What if they don’t like me?” Your rambling makes Pedro chuckle, he steps towards you, his matching burgundy suit presses against your dress clad skin. His free hand caresses your hand and your hair tickles his fingers as you lean into him.
“They’ll be stupid not to love you, or your artwork. You’ve got this sweetheart.” You look at the genuine look on his face and can’t help but fall in love all over again, this man was truly a blessing in your life.
“You’re right, I’m powerful and wonderful and a fucking great artist. To us baby.” You clink your glasses together before throwing your head back, swallowing the liquid for courage before walking to the stage that had a microphone and your most iconic artwork on the wall behind you.
You’re standing in front of dozens of well known celebrities, but the champagne gives you the courage to smile at them as they watch you with wondering eyes. “Thank you all so much for joint us this evening. It’s truly an honour to host this event and to have you all here. Just a reminder that 35% of all purchases goes to the highest sellers choice of charity.”
The group cheer as you welcome them, pleased by your selflessness to give away money to donate to charity, Pedro is standing by himself off to the left of the stage and you give him a sweet smile.
“I wouldn’t be here without my biggest supporter, he’s changed my life for the better. This is the biggest moment of my life and thank you all for joining me along on this journey. The auction begins in 15 minutes so please don’t go anywhere. Stay and enjoy as long as you like, have a wonderful evening everyone.”
The applause goes straight to your head, people clapping and cheering for you as you walk off the stage, meeting Pedro at his side and giving him a kiss on the cheek, he doesn’t mind that you leave a lip shaped lipstick stain on his skin.
The auction is intense, your latest piece was the biggest success, it was sold for $360,000. That to you, was insane, you had earned that much money on one artwork. The years of hardworking was finally coming to pay off, not to mention one charity of a buyers choice was going to have received a very hefty donation.
“I can’t fucking believe it, that was insane. Thank you so much for coming with me, I couldn’t have done it without you.” You muse as you’re locking up the store, Pedro blushes at your compliment. “You did this all yourself sweetheart, money can’t buy talent.”
You shiver as the cold air hits your bare shoulders, the skin forming goosebumps immediately, your teeth are chatting at the freezing temperatures, curing yourself for not bringing a jacket. Pedro takes off his suit jacket, leaving him in his long sleeve-white button up dress shirt as he wraps the jacket around you, the smell and warmth of him bring you back to reality. The warmth holds you in its grasp.
“You didn’t have to do that, thank you.” You look up at him, thankful for the kind gesture. “Of course I did sweetheart, let’s get you home.” The perfect moment between you was spoiled as you see and hear paparazzi come swarming and shouting in your direction, probably after seeing the event posted online.
“Hey Pedro Pascal! What’s it like dating someone not talented on your level? Is it because you want a normal life?” The man snaps pictures of you and Pedro together, holding hands and Pedro shielding you from the cameras as the flash is blinding you.
“She is more talented than me. She’s an incredible artist, not that I have to justify it. Please leave us alone we’re very tired.” Pedro takes your hand and you try to walk away to get to his car which was parked right outside of the gallery, was it a good idea, no. Was it convenient, yes.
“What’s it like dating someone significantly younger, do you think she’s dating you for the money?” Pedro opens your door and puts your seatbelt on for you, before shutting the door and turning to the men following him.
“She’s the most genuine person I’ve ever met, not that it’s any of your business. Goodnight.”
He turns and makes his way to the car, starting it and driving off away from the flashes that blinded his eyes only moments ago. He notices you’re quiet, too quiet.
“Are you okay?” He seemed to be asking that a lot lately.
“I don’t know. They’re just mean, I love you Pedro, I do. I just don’t know how you deal with that- it’s so invasive and just horrible the things they’re saying about me, about us.”
His hand rubs your bare knee as he drives, his eyes not leaving the road until he comes to a red light mere streets from your shared apartment, “don’t listen to a word they say. They’re just looking for a reaction. If you’re happy then we’re good. I know I’m the happiest I’ve ever been with you.”
“You always know the right things to say Pedro.”
“I gotta keep my girl happy, don’t I?” You can’t help but smile at the comment, he truly was a blessing.
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the-river-runs · 11 months
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Fandom has once again asked me to share an edit she has made! All edits were made by Fandom (http.redshoes on Instagram) and all art used in the edit was made by @just-a-drawing-bean
This edit was made for @naffeclipse and her fic, Sleuth Jesters, which you can find here!
Fandom has a message she would like me to share:
"Hello Naff! I hope that you’re having a good day as always <3
And hello everyone :) it’s me, Fandom, your local fic meme maker for one of the best DCA writers here.
Today, I bring not another meme comp, but another edit of MB!Eclipse. I’m trying an “After Effects” style on CapCut and this is my second attempt at doing so! If any of you saw the DCA content creator appreciation post my friend made, you know then that was my first attempt. I hope that I’ve been showing more improvement since then, and that everyone, (ESPECIALLY the simps), enjoy this edit.
(DISCLAIMER: None of the art featured belongs to me. It belongs to Bean, who is a wonderful artist that everyone should appreciate. If you don’t already follow them, you should! If not, do me a solid and step on a Lego pretty please 🙏😊)
Ac: ririiowo & TSAMS (YouTube)
Sdt: @naffeclipse & @just-a-drawing-bean
Dt: All the simps duhhh (my love letter to you guys after the bullying in the meme comps 🫡💕)
Once more my Insta is at http.redshoes where you can stalk me there. I’ll be making more content there soon, and!! If you liked this edit, go crazy in the reblogs/comments. I wanna see if my plans worked >:D" -Fandom
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Here's the cover of the edit Fandom made, featuring more art from @just-a-drawing-bean
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Emma Jade in MEOMI’s Style
Illustration Time: 5hrs 31m
[ DO NOT REPOST, ALL ART & CONCEPTS WERE MADE BY ME ]
Okay so if it wasn’t clear before, this is Professor Emma Jade. She is a Zoologist and a Animal/Nature Activist. She is an ally to the Octonauts as well as many other organizations (Ex. C.L.A.D.E.). Emma also happens to be very good friends to Captain Barnacles as well as many other activists that work within the A.S.A.
In this AU Emma is the main character. I wanted to showcase the potential of the Octonauts world by using Emma to help the audience understand how things work on this version of Earth.
She’s a very interesting character, and I’m excited for all of you to get to know her. I wanted to make up for the week that I didn’t post in between the other Octonauts refs and the last post. This won’t always happen but I’m too excited to wait for the next picture because of how gosh darn cute it is. So expect a post on Thursday!
My regular posting schedule should be every Tuesday if not then Thursdays. I’m in the process of looking for a new job (hopefully in childcare) so that schedule may change in the future. But I will be sure to keep all of you updated! Again a HUGE thank you to everyone who is following along, I hope this will be able to inspire others to keep strengthening our little fandom, because it sorely needs it!
(P.S. This isn’t my favorite drawing but its been the basis for all of her main colors so I’m still rather attached to it. This was actually the first digital version of her as well so extra attachments I guess)
[ This is an Octonauts AU, in no way is this canon to the OG storyline. ]
Original Design:
https://www.tumblr.com/animalsalvationassociation/733195730614943744/welcome-to-the-asa
If you want to see more check me out on DeviantArt I have lots of other fandom based drawings over there or go check out my Instagrams!
https://www.deviantart.com/cookiecrumbles52
I'm an Octonauts Group Admin! Wanna add your art??? Go check it out!
https://www.deviantart.com/octonauts-community
Instagrams:
@ CookieCrumbles52 (Stories)
[ https://www.instagram.com/cookiecrumbles52/ ]
or
Palace_City_52 (Character Creation)
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akanothere · 9 months
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About me
Part time fandom artist, full time clown.
20+, she/her.
DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, PRINT FOR COMMERCIAL USE OR BULK PRINTING
DO NOT FEED MY ART TO AI PLEASE
AI IMAGE GENERATOR USERS DO NOT INTERACT
TRACING& COPYING ARE FORBIDDEN AND BLOCKED. IF YOU ARE TOO AN ARTIST PLEASE RESPECT THIS UNIVERSAL RULE (UNLESS MEME/PARODY). “HIGHLY INSPIRED” WITHOUT CREDIT WILL BE BLOCKED AS WELL. MY HOURS OF HARDWORK AND BRAIN JUICE ARE NOT FOR YOU TO USE IN THIS WAY. I APPRECIATE THE LIKE BUT PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, DO NOT FOLLOW.
THIS IS A MATURE BLOG OFTEN ENGAGING WITH DARK CONTENT, HOWEVER I STILL HAVE DNIs.
THIS BLOG CONTAINS NSFW, BLOOD AND GORE DRAWINGS, TONS OF TOXIC RELATIONSHIP AND OTHER TW (ALL PROPERLY TAGGED UNLESS I FORGOT ONE OR TWO. IF I DO PLEASE TELL ME!!!)
FULL DNI, DOS AND DON’T, FANDOM CONTENT WARNINGS BELOW. I AM BAD AT EXPRESSING SO IT GETS LENGTHY BUT UM HOPE IT CLEARS UP EVERYTHING
THIS USER DOES NOT ACCEPT INSULTS, VIOLENCE, ABUSE, SLURS, AND DEATH THREATS TOWARDS HUMAN IN REAL LIFE.
What to expect or not here:
⚠️VERY IMPORTANT
I can tolerate/will create darker themed content when it comes to Danny Johnson or Tom Riddle, as well as some other slashers or mature fandoms and villains. I would say this is NOT a safe blog (I mean come on those are bad guys what do you expect! Don’t be too delulu to a point you gonna make them a good guy). However I do not tolerate any form of violence, abuse and discrimination in real life. Seriously, get help if you come across to any of these.
All my darker artworks are NOT for you to follow irl (can’t believe I still have to say this in 2020s do people use their brains nowadays)— It is for me to explore darker concepts, trying to figure out how, for example, how people attracted by psycho criminals, WITHOUT using an existing criminal and hurting anyone irl. Bc everyone is FAKE, they don’t exist, it’s FICTIONAL. Also, to explore my own/seen traumas. I turn personal issues into NSFW kinks or simply dark shit etc, and cope with it as a fictional content. Not exactly the best idea I know but this keeps me sane and overthinking about the past irl. I do not tolerate death/abuse threats and insults towards human in real life, it’s stupid. And all of you should also keep every dark shit fictional content in fictional world. We do not need anymore crime irl thank you very much. Think before you act or talk. Fandom is not that serious to a point you wish death and suggesting violence upon someone.
For my Haikyuu or Naruto art those are mostly safe as hell (my opinion) just loving caring and tons of smooch smooch!😭💖 OMFG I MEAN BOKUAKA HOW YOU GONNA LOOK AT THEM AND THINK OF ANYTHING DARK HELLO EXCUSE ME
Generally I’m open-minded to all ships and kinks (even with complicated relationships where abuse are mentioned for plot reasons, or larger age difference), but l0lic0ns and ped0s you can do us a favour go fk yourself🖕😘🖕While I’m in horror movies fandom, I do not support real life criminals. If you do or even a delulu fan of them please stay away from every living beings, also fk you too🫶💓 I don’t engage with inc3st contents, however will bear it for past trauma, but will not read purely inc3st stories. Pseudo/step c3st sometimes okay (depends on context really). Also I draw& read& reblog dead doves, which contains different TW like abuse/non-con/dub-con, you have been warned!!!! If it’s dark content with NSFW, please only recommend me with characters at least over age of consent but much more better if they are of age coz tbh I’m more into adult relationships really ahem. DO NOT SEND ME CREEPY PED0 (UNDER AGE OF CONSENT) SHIT THROUGH “ASK ME”. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED. Also usual DNIs coz I’m traumatised by how stupid they are considering I am the most stupid people on this planet— c0mmies/ z!onists/ transphobes/ TERF/ homophobes/ biphobes/ typical fujoshis who complains about hetero but do same shit if it’s gay, do not interact.
ABOUT NSFW OR COMMISSION— In all circumstances, I cannot and will not create NSFW art piece regarding minors under the age of consent. PLEASE DO NOT EVEN ASK COME ON DUDE…
Also I DO NOT accept any NSFW commission, even it’s purely about adult characters. Adult characters with a bit of suggestive content, maybe um okay base on context. If it’s a pairing or character(s) that is at the age of consent (not an adult), and is from NSFW story/series, but you wish to make SFW art, please check with me before commissioning. Coz sometimes I read darker content but really do not have the heart to draw it if it’s too much for me…However let me be clear again— ANY NSFW OR SUGGESTIVE ART OF MINOR CHARACTERS UNDER THE AGE OF CONSENT IS NOT OKAY FOR ME. I’M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING IT. DON’T EVEN BOTHER ASKING. PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I don’t post NSFW art directly (artistic nudes, maybe; explicit nudes? Nah). However, I talk nonsense/ adult jokes/ head canon on my socials, so please DNI if you are not comfortable with. I can’t check every single account before I reply, so minors and people who are not pleased with NSFW topics: if you see this post, do not engage with my posts even they are SFW. Sometimes posting slightly NSFW (aka suggestive) art or head canons directly, but will still tag it as NSFW.
I create art for my inner peace and needs. I cannot babysit and accommodate everyone, so, if you don’t like, don’t engage. The definition of “problematic ships” differs from person to person coz fk me people nowadays overuse this too much to a point idk what is & what is not…
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Fandoms and ships
Dead by Daylight
Ghostface centric, Ghostface x OC/ x reader, sometimes GhostFrank, GhostMeg and GhostFrankMeg-the-daddy-issue-trio-poly
⚠️IMPORTANT: It’s totally okay to consume my version of Jed Olsen X OC content and imagining in your brain it’s you or whoever his S/O is, but I block people who draw my version of Jed with themselves/self-inserts/OCs, or generally drawing him. It’s a culture here: impolite to draw someone’s design without permission😭💦 So please don’t take it personally, it’s just me not comfortable with sharing my design of Jed with other people’s self insert/OC. Also I have many plans for him so when people draws him (even not a ship art), it might actually interfere with my WIP sketches and ideas which makes me so awkward like “should I continue when someone drew it already???” However I am glad many people like him! Thank you for giving him love he really doesn’t deserve it he belongs in the trash💥
PS. There are some designs out here alike which of course is fine, I do not own the character himself, but I‘ll stay away or block if it’s too alike/ overly referenced. I stay quiet about things I don’t like so unless shoving it in my face, I will just walk away🧍‍♀️💦Need not worry!
Haikyuu!!
BokuAka, sometimes Tsukishima centric and SunaKita
Harry Potter (Wizarding World)
Tom Riddle centric, Tomione. Casual: Tomarry, Drarry/Harco, Voldantonin, Antonmione, GGAD, SebOmi/OmiSeb, Sebastian Sallow x MC, Ominis Gaunt x MC, Seb+Omi+MC trio friendship.
⚠️I DO NOT SUPPORT JK ROWLING’S TRANSPHOBIC SPEECH. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT OTHERS HAPPINESS AND RIGHTS, THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR YOU. FK OFF.
ALSO THAT ONE TOMIONE ANON WHO KEEPS ANNOYING WRITERS WHEN THEY WRITE FOR OTHER PAIR— DO NOT INTERACT.
Don’t follow me for ships. See me as a cheap ass £10 all you can eat cushion buffet please. No quality of art here. Just pure delulu and bad drawing skills.
Naruto
KakaSaku, ObiRin, ObiKaka and InoSaku.
⚠️Note that my main ship in this fandom is KakaSaku, but only when Sakura is of age and usually I ship them in same age AU. And I don’t ship them if they were very close as student and teacher before Sakura of age (it’s really weird). I also love them as platonically best friends, the way their personalities work together if they were born in the same generation, not the teenage-creepy-forbidden-love-in-classroom-gro0ming type of shit, in case you start wondering. If there’s no KakaSaku tag or it is described as “platonic”, it means that art is not a romantic ship art. There might be some head canon etc about teenage SKR having a crush on KKS or both of them feeling butterflies in stomach, but I will always prefer Kakashi not stepping over the boundaries in some close to canon AUs. He is a very nice person and would never take advantage of SKR, I think. It’s true crushing on older people like this happens irl, so I admire the storytelling, but OOC af if KKS lets himself be this low. If you are still concerned or feeling uncomfortable about this ship, please block me. ALSO DON’T RECOMMEND REAL FKED UP CONTENT TO ME that was the reason I stopped drawing coz mentally grossed out I had to stay away from the fandom for at least a while💀 I swear those KKSK doujins from like 15+years ago grossed me a lot if you know which ones you know… hell I don’t wanna spread those out no one should ever read that… would do anything to unsee the cover of those doujins MY FKING BRAIN WAS DAMAGED FK
Other games, films and anime
Who’s Lila?, Cube Escape & Rusty Lake series, Year Walk, Disco Elysiumc, Good Omens, Hotline Miami, Chainsaw Man, Golden Kamuy, Dorohedoro, any Kon Satoshi/ Ito Junji/ Wong Ka Wai’s creations, Horror and thrillers, Sci-fics
Fic recommendation lists
(Most of them are dark, dead doves and NSFW. Some are light and cracks! Read TW and tags. Read at your own risk.)
Danny x You/OC/SO
Tomione
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cubur · 1 year
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Excuse me, may I ask you a question?
I was really wondering how you are still friends with the artist named snow124? They are so talented and high amount of sasunarusasu community loves their art but once i saw their very rude and unsympathetic behavior because of my reposting their fan work on instagram, but that was one year ago. As far as i know you were friends with this artist even back then and i wonder if they've ever been rude to you? How you can still tolerate that person?
You can ignore my question if i caused you discomfort by my words
Hello there! Hmmm ok I've been looking at your ask for a while and just thinking how to answer it… "should I answer in one sentence or the length of a novel?" And then I just thought i couldn't describe myself in one sentence. So here we go…
Warning!This is a long post, sorry.
First of all, I have a few things to say before answering your questions. And these things about me, if you don't mind. Okay so, I really have no idea what i look like through someone else's eyes, but i don't like to talk to people often in my real life. In most cases, creature called "human" acts only for its own benefit… This is purely my personal opinion and I won't say all, but 95% of people are like that even if they don't admit it. I don't like selfish, liars, two faced people. So can we say that I am as lonely as Sasuke? Yes I am. (I've already said that i feel close to Sasuke's character during the insta Q&A thing) but anyways… That's why there are very few people around me that I truly trust. And Snow is one of them.
Now coming back to your questions… Well…… Firstly i didn't like you calling her "the artist named snow124". I mean, what does that mean !? Many people in the sns community don't think of more than one person when Snow124 is mentioned, right (?) but everyone thinks of only one artist. So I would understand if you only say Snow124. (Just felt like you were trying to marginalize her or something, and this bothered me)! Secondly, have you ever thought of turning the mirror at yourself before calling someone rude, unsympathetic, stupid, idiot etc? When there's a disagreement, do you really think it's always the other person's fault ? …You know what, I asked Snow first before answering your ask just because her name is mentioned here. And if she had said "don't answer", I wouldn't have answered. But why did I do that? After all, this is my ask box, my account, so why am i asking her? But actually the real question is, why do you post her artwork that she spends her hours maybe days on your own account without even asking her permission, while I get permission from her just because her name was mentioned in a question that came to me? Can you see the difference between these two examples i gave? Well, if you still can't see it, i'll explain in one word. This is "respect"!
Is that your commission? No. Is it your work? No. Is it your idea, design, collab or something? No. So then, who gave you the right to post someone else's work for just a few likes and followers? And what kind of reaction do you expect the artist to react to your disrespect towards their work? Think about it a little……
It's not the first time I've seen people call Snow rude. And maybe others are right in their own way but her attitude or words were never rude to me… I think it's wrong to expect everyone to give the same reaction when faced with a problem or something!For example; I'm not good at controlling myself emotionally …not that professional yet. On the other hand, I see that Snow is able to keep her emotional side more controlled and stronger than me. But do you think that means she's callous? I know many people don't even care about empathy. But just for once, have you ever thought about this repost issue from an artist's perspective? I don't know if you are aware but many artists even deleted their accounts for this reason!So you can't say you saw their rude (as you call it) behavior as if you were the only right side!
"I wonder if they've ever been rude to you? How you can still tolerate that person?"
Snow124 herself always says she's as cold as snow. Not rude but she is aware that she has a cold personality. So maybe "No." sounds very rude to you but it's just a simple no to her, you never know. And before I talk to someone, i try to get to know that person. I already knew she was like that, and frankly i like her critical attitude. She can see details that I can't see, but I take this as help, not rudeness (and this is one of the reasons i chose her as my teacher). I mean if someone likes rock music and says they hate pop, then I wouldn't try to get them to like pop music. Briefly, I accept that person as they are… Not with everyone but sometimes I talk so much that others even get a headache because of me …and from time to time Snow also (maybe forcibly) puts up with this side of me *im sorry* x) And she usually gives short answers to my boring novels but I never questioned that, or didn't think she was rude, or something. Do you know why? 'Cause she's not me, i'm not her. Maybe there are common tastes but one person is never 100% the same as another person. I never expected anything in return when i drew her a gift or a piece. When I care about someone or something i do it without expecting anything in return (this is also one of the reasons why i still keep drawing Naruto and Sasuke)
When it comes to "tolerate" thing… Hmm ok I don't understand exactly what you're talking about. I mean it's not about tolerating Snow, on the contrary she tolerates me at many points (and my silly jokes that aren't funny at all x)) Also yeah there are many things in my real life that I have to tolerate, so i just remember how i was able to calm my mind again thanks to my fanart accounts and some golden people here…
Also if I remember correctly, someone on insa said i was nicer than Snow for warning them before reporting their repost, just like you anon. But after that due to another report, someone else started sending abusive messages to my personal email address. Yes maybe i'm more patient about reposts than her, but not anymore!Everyone has a limit, please remember this! And one last thing, you guys don't even realize when you're actually being rude by directly calling someone rude.
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dedalvs · 1 year
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Forgot I was following you, welcome back! I saw in the tags of your bender post post you put vampire academy, did you work on old moroi? What were you inspirations? I know in the books it should have been either Russian or Romanian but they decided to go a different route for the culture
I am soooooooo glad you asked!
First, to give some background, I was asked to contribute a language to Vampire Academy by Y. Shireen Razack, whom you might know as a writer on David Schulner's hit medical drama New Amsterdam (note: David Schulner was the show runner of NBC's Emerald City, for which I created two languages!), but whose husband, Anupam Nigam, you may have heard of, because he was a writer on Syfy's Defiance—the show I poured my heart and soul into. Shireen said they were doing a show for the Peacock, and I'm always there for my Defiance family.
This time I had a partner, and so Jessie Sams and I worked to create the Old Moroi language (Aazh Naamori, in the language itself). There was very little to work with from the books, so we basically created as an a priori language that was situated physically in Eastern Europe, meaning that it could borrow from the surrounding languages, and also the languages that those languages borrowed from. There are a number of borrowings from Russian, Bulgarian, Romanian, Latin, Greek, and a few others. We gave them the option of doing a true a posteriori language that would've been a kind of Slavic creole or an original language, and production opted for the original language.
We had to rush a bit, because even though they didn't need the spoken language for a few months when we started working, the art department needed stuff for the written language in like two weeks, so we had to hit the ground running. Ultimately, our goal was to create a super sexy vampire language for a super sexy vampire show, and I personally think we were spot on.
Here's a kind of bullet point list of language features:
Oral and nasal vowels; oral vowels can be long.
Lots of fricatives; very few codas.
SOV word order with a tidy case system. Auxiliaries instead of mass conjugations.
I think the writing system we did is pretty great. Here's what it looks like (nabbing this from my Instagram):
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We did a whole ten post thing on Instagram you can see here. Here's an example of the language:
Santazhonga se dulon nari oshi.
"May the Saints guide her home."
You can see "saint" is clearly a borrowing, but then there's other original stuff in there (se is a vocative particle; dulon is "home" in the dative). I think it's a super fun language. It didn't get used a whole lot in the show—or at least not the spoken version—but the written version was everywhere, and it was awesome. (Like, even the mark etched into Mia's hands when she's being punished is the for "water" in our script!) We hope this show runs for a good long time. We love it. I mean...
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...how could you not love this show?!
Anyway, as I reminder, I put up all the dialogue from every show and movie I work on on my Ao3 which you can find here. That includes Vampire Academy.
Thanks for the q! Love to advertise this show. Everyone should watch it a million times. Leave it running on your TV on an endless loop while you travel for Thanksgiving. We need a million seasons.
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zyris · 1 year
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Happy birthday Ena!!!
I don’t know if I have time to draw so quick write up dedicated to some things I love about you
Nightcord is a complicated group of kids and Kanade, Mafuyu and Mizuki all repress themself to some extent regarding their feelings and Ena is the only one truly true to how she feels. She wears her heart on her sleeve in any situation and she just can’t lie to herself. This can make her seem like an unstable, toxic person with anger issues when worst comes to worse, but it’s also what makes her so compassionate for the things and people she loves and strong and pure. Ena hates this emotional aspect of herself. When Ena says she “hates that part of herself that desires attention” in Pale Color, it resonated with me for a lot of reasons. And I also think in this moment Ena was also including how she hates how emotional she is. She hates how emotional she can be and think it just gets in. the way of things. I don’t think it helps that both her brother and father are very very calm people and it’s so belittling when he berates her art in such a cold and apathetic tone. She thinks of herself as weak and pathetic for this side of hers…. But she refuses to repress it or herself.
And it’s partly because I think she just can’t bring herself to and it’s not in her nature. But I also think it’s connected to her art to some degree. Ena’s relationship to her art is very relatable to me and a lot of other artists and what I find so admirable about her is her desire to prove HERSELF and HER hard work. She could easily say she’s Niigo’s artist on her Instagram to get followers but she doesn’t want to because Ena wants to be seen for herself. Ena wants her and her art to be loved for what it is and she’s so desperate for that approval from others. She hates the word talent because it implies the idea that you either got it or don’t and that if she doesn’t have talent she’ll never be good enough for others. She’s determined to prove those who doubt her wrong.
Yes she’s messy, she’s not always the best person or says the best things, she’s hurt others, she’s been wrong, they’re times where she was so close to giving up. But it’s what makes her journey so powerful, she’s always her genuine raw self no matter what she’s feeling and even if those emotions are “ugly” her overall goal I can’t help but sympathize with because of just how much she cares about what she’s fighting for. I especially love how she treats her friends. She wasn’t great to Mafuyu at first and wasn’t always the best sister to Akito but she’s getting better and better. And she’s never a manipulative person. The way she stood up for Airi when they were in middle school was always admirable for me. She genuinely appreciates hard work and thinks no one should hide from who they really are. And I love how this is explored with her relationship with Mizuki. It her struggle to help her friend we see it explore her own journey to self improvement and accepting criticism for her actions on top of how unconditionally she’ll fight for those she cares about as the idea of Mizuki closing them self off and going far away from her upsets Ena dearly. Because her her mind, everyone should be allowed to be their true selves.
Thank you for reading, and once again happy birthday to this lovely girl
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hi hi!! i am curious about the art class fic and the regulus birthday fic if you wanna talk about either or both of those!
Omg hi, thank you!! I'll gladly talk about both of them because they're so ridiculous and I love them😭
The Art class fic is such a silly fic that I came up with one night and I truly want to finish it. It's partially a texting fic— well, there's a lot of texting but it's also just a regular fic set in a modern, muggle world.
Basically, James spontaneously decides to sign up for an art class after seeing an ad online. James is not an artistic person at all, but it looked fun, so why not? He doesn't expect much, but he certainly doesn't expect to see Sirius’ little brother sat behind a desk as soon as he walks through the door.
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James thinks, bitterly, as he comes to a harsh stop in the doorway to the classroom, that the universe is out to get him. There is no bloody way that this is happening. No, Regulus Black is not taking the same art class as him. He is just not.
Regulus is supposed to be in France, drinking and shopping and partying his way across the country with Barty and Evan, if his Instagram stories and posts are anything to go by, that is. So, imagine James’ surprise when his best friend's little brother— whom he hasn’t seen in three years— is not only back in England, but taking the same art class as James. At the same time as him. In the same building.
James contemplates the idea of running out of the building and not showing up to a single class because of this. Regulus has yet to notice him, sitting in the back with his headphones on and eyes plastered on his phone screen. He thinks that his chances of making a quiet exit without ever letting Regulus know that he was there are quite good.
Aaaand another one:
James: DONT YOU DARE LILY
James: I TOLD YOU THIS IN SECRET
Sirius: You told her but not me???
Sirius: What kind of best friend are you??
Lils: The kind that wants to fuck your brother
Sirius: WHAT
Mary: OH MY GOD
Marls: NO YOU DIDNT JAMES
Marls: DID YOU FUCK HIS BROTHER???
James: NO I SWEAR I DIDNT
Remus: Prongs…
James: Yes…?
Remus: little advice. don’t come over tonight
Remus: actually, you should probably start running
Remus: if you want to live
James: Sirius?
Sirius: Best listen to Moony.
James: It was good knowing you all!!
James: And thank you Lils. I hate you
Lils: Hate you too<3
Marls: this is like watching a movie. Where’s the popcorn?
Pete: 🍿🍿🍿
The Regulus birthday fic was actually written on my own birthday. I was having a hard time and thought I would project all of my feelings towards turning older —and my birthday in general— onto Regulus, and this fic was born. It's a muggle au and it basically follows Regulus during his birthday (no shit) and how he tries to avoid having to celebrate it. He pretends he doesn't care, that it's just another day, but deep down he wishes someone (his brother) would care enough to message him. So, in good old Regulus fashion, he shuts everyone out and ends up having a depressive ass birthday. Yay!
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A perfect birthday, in Regulus' mind, is to pretend that it's just another day. No, nothing special about this date, just another boring, tiresome day of the week.
The problem, however, is his friends. They love birthdays. And despite knowing Regulus' hatred towards his own, they always plan something.
So, naturally, he has turned off his phone, locked the door to his flat and drawn the curtains shut, because it won't happen this year. He refuses to have them barging in with cake and wide grins on their faces. He refuses to watch Barty and Evan humiliate the fuck out of him as they start singing happy birthday out of tune in a packed restaurant. He refuses to have Pandora look at him with sympathy when he inevitably picks up his phone, waiting for a message from his brother that will never come. He refuses to have Dorcas beg him to go out for the night and get shitfaced drunk.
He also doesn't want to deal with his parents today, but there's so much to unpack about all of that so let's just… Not.
He's twenty as of today. Well, he's been twenty for eleven hours already. It doesn't feel real, very… anticlimactic, to say the least. It should be a milestone, but Regulus is all alone in his dark flat.
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damn.
how’s everyone doing?
okay. these few days have been… interesting to say in the least.
first off, the house: the backstory, in case you don’t know, is that the property taxes here had defaulted about five years ago. to make a long convoluted complicated 95% of it i can’t talk about due to legality story short, they defaulted… and turns out, it wasn’t even our fault. someone dropped the ball somewhere, it totally wasn’t even our doing or our responsibility for that matter. but my mom and i looked at each other, we looked at what was due, and my mom bit the bullet and pretty much used all of her savings to cover it—by the skin of our teeth, too, like the company got the check today. she’s only got about 200 dollars left in her savings account after that, but luckily for us, it’s only a once-a-year thing (meaning we don’t have to think about this again for a full year), and we’ve been through difficult times before (read: we know how to pinch pennies in our sleep) and it’s only for about a month, which is when her job starts with a new assignment.
second, my mental health. it tanked the other day, and there were a couple of things that triggered it: number one was the fact that i kept getting asked about money over on instagram. people asking me about commissions and “dealing” and what have you—i think most of them were ai generated, but who the fuck knows. it’s a deep wound that only those who grew up poor will understand—compounded with the fact that i have a very dysfunctional, very unsupportive, borderline abusive family; on its own, it’s enough to push my buttons. plus—say what you want. every artist goes through this. i’m following a bunch of artists on instagram, good artists, too, some of these people are excellent… but i couldn’t help but compare myself to them. it’s also kind of… clique-y, i’d say? kind of like how tumblr is now, but it’s actually worse because you have art involved, something that should unite all of us. tumblr… as obnoxious as this place is now, i do see where it’s coming from. but within the art community? that just doesn’t seem right to me. when you take an art class, you’re going in there to rest your soul. tap into yourself and learn some techniques while you’re at it. nobody is picasso out the gate, so you hone your own skill and your own style all the while, so it’s like a leveling of the playing field (and no, showing the biggest piece of shit to the teacher doesn’t count). but this is uncomfortable. and it’s exhausting, too, like how the hell can you people be posting to your story several times every hour? i post three to mine in one sitting and i feel like i’m overloading everyone. and, i was getting comments from people who were following me years ago asking me, “you’re still drawing?” like they were shocked that i’m still doing this. i saw that as a bad sign, like… you know when you, a fan of something or someone, doesn’t seem to realize that the thing you’re fan of is still going, that’s usually a sign of things gone wrong. and i had accidentally rehashed some old wounds that are kinda “same ol’” status at this point: my sexuality, my appearance, my body, my not feeling good enough. so… i woke up one morning, looked at my art, and just started crying. all of that pushed me over the edge and it genuinely made me want to quit. i thought for sure i was finished. i had to get away. i have to be alone for a while.
(so, if i seem a.w.o.l. over on instagram, you know what happened: i just deleted the app from my tablet, i didn’t delete my account)
third, i looked at my art and i wondered if i just needed a makeover for it. i have a new little project going right now made by some of the techniques i’ve seen on instagram. i won’t reveal it until it’s done, though. it’s kind of abstract, kind of odd, kind of… well, you’ll see it. as for the “deleted all my art files from my computer” tidbit, it didn’t delete the backup files, so i clicked on those and salvaged every single one, every single one. i’ll admit, it was weirdly freeing to have all that free space on my thumb drive.  and as for neptune’s spear… i was thinking of posting it today or tuesday, but… eh. i think she can wait a while.
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mars-is-a-liquid · 1 year
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Ummm I wrote a thing
It's kinda an Arachne retelling/next generation/au of if Athena had been more sympathetic :)
Age five, Arachne  was drawing on anything that would take a crayon, stick figure drawings of the bedtime stories her mother told her, of gods and heroes. She was named after one of these mythological people, the weaver turned into a spider by the goddess Athena after disrespecting her and the other gods.
Age ten, she was the art kid at school, drawing all through lunch and recess and loving art class. The older kids said that she should recognise the gift Athena gave her but she laughed them off, ignoring the warnings that she would end up like her namesake.
Age twelve, she sat in her room drawing as she heard her parents arguing downstairs, she used art as a coping mechanism when they got a divorce and she was constantly moving house. Her favourite things to draw were still the myths she had heard all her life, everyone telling her that Athena is a vengeful goddess and she should respect her and the gift she had so obviously given her.
Age thirteen, she started to question the morals of the gods, why worship someone who is constantly harassing women, or his wife who punishes the victims instead of the perpetrator. Her mother said that not all the gods were like that, her patron was Aphrodite, a goddess that was one hundred percent famous for not interfering with mortal lives.
Age fourteen, she started drawing pieces defaming the gods. She didn’t show them to anyone but they were there, in the loose floorboard under her bed. She drew pictures of Apollo and Daphne, Poseidon and Medusa, Zeus and Io. She knew these were blasphemy, that she would be punished by the gods, if they even really existed, but that would just make her an example of their cruelty.
Age fifteen, she snapped, she posted a picture of her art on instagram, a watercolour painting of Athena and Arachne with the caption ‘what do you think? Better then Athena?’. It blew up immediately- “You’ll regret that” “I actually agree” “It’s pretty but not that good” The comments didn’t stop
Age one thousand and fifteen, Athena sat in her throne on Olympus and surveyed the situation. She had been following the young woman with the name of her old rival since birth, giving her the gift of artistry in an attempt to make peace with the mortal that had opposed her, long sent to Hades. Instead the maiden had embraced her name and continued on the same path as her predecessor. She decided to rehash her point, without killing this mortal, afraid she may be innocent, killing innocents being a thing the goddess had been opposed to since her father killed her best friend Pallas. Yes, she would do exactly what this girl had been setting herself up for, failure.
Age sixteen , she had become a minor celebrity in her school as she continued to post her artwork and receive more controversy that just made her account more popular. Walking through school, art supplies in hand, a crowd formed around her, not an unusual occurrence, all yelling things at her. One voice, however could be heard about them all, that of an old substitute teacher who praised the artist and commented on the fact that she must be blessed by the goddess of art. She was met with a fierce retort with many a crone, bitch and hag, finishing with a stare into the sky and a shout, commanding the goddess herself to come down and face her, if she even existed.
Age one thousand and sixteen, the goddess smiled in the form of the substitute and accepted the challenge, met with gasps from the surrounding students. As she ascended to her regal form in her long flowing robes and battle helm, she could see the brief glimpse of fear in her challenger’s eyes, a sight that was gone in a blink. The goddess announced to the crowd that she would renounce the blasphemers blessings and will then go face to face with her in a competition of artistry, for the goddess to decide the winner. The crowd cheered and called for the rest of the school to gather and watch the show.
Age sixteen, the mortal brought paintbrush to canvas and began to replicate the tapestry her namesake had weaved in her own competition with this same goddess. She found, however, her talent had abandoned her, Zeus and Io looked like hangman drawings, the tree Daphne turned into looked like a five year old’s Christmas card. The crowd jeered and tears began to soak the canvas.
Age one thousand and sixteen, the image the goddess formed as one of glorious victory of her and her worshippers. The naming of her city Athens, the victory over Troy through the Trojan horse, her transforming Medusa to save her from the approaches of Poseidon, all rendered in beautiful detail. As the crowd roared for the goddess and booed her mortal opponent, the goddess, who was vengeful but kind, did not turn the maiden into a creature that was named after her predecessor, she instead left the girl to be punished by her peers, leaving  the punishment to the cruelty of humanity.
Age ninety two, Arachne sat in her rocking chair, quietly knitting. She had never regained her talent in art but did learn her lesson and never disrespected the gods after that fateful day. As a golden glow bathed the scarf she was knitting for her granddaughter, she looked up and smiled at the faces that greeted her.
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"I am Not A Feminist, Good Bro show her"
Moving Image Art, Duration: 1.09 min
URL to Youtube: https://youtu.be/Vq8j3hC0XO8
Task 3: Sound to Text art
The sound I chose was derived of everybody in my KVB217 class typing away while in the computer lab. I was attracted by its repetitive audio and the amount of people (unassumingly) working together. I wanted to further examine my concept behind task 2 through this sound.
Concept: Traditionally as a woman our bodies have always been treated as political playgrounds with expectations on women to be as beautiful and docile as possible. This is not just a distinctive aspect to the female experience of those before us. It is important to me to share the significant impact of social media onto young women and how this new language and expectations have elevated in ways we have not seen before. I spent 3 hours on different social media outlets, TIKTOK, INSTAGRAM, PINTEREST and TWITTER and documented every video, photo and text that added a sense of these modern gender ideals, not only that women should be expected to go under the knife from the time they are self aware about their bodies but the notion upon men that they are better than women, that they work harder, that they are providers. I also documented different articles and websites that perpetrated the notion of gender inequity as well as the cost of living and hex indexation (because I find it hilarious and cant seem to not give everyone my opinion on it. WHAT DO MEAN THE INDEXATION WILL GO UP AFTER YOUVE TAKEN MY MONEY)
Likes: I know i have always liked layering as a broad term but have never explored this through film. It was a long ''animation" process of layering photos on top of eachother and it felt like something I would make on my own terms
I loved using the sound as a prompt to base my work off as it is something i know many people my age have to experience as the "chronically online generation" so using a sound that has been created BY young people in my field felt really full circle and helped me stay inspired by this piece.
Dislikes: originally the film was coloured and I felt so unsatisfied by the over saturation. I was unfulfilled by the lack of aesthetic synchrony and i felt like the colours did not apply to the concept. I felt like scrapping it and trying again but decided to play around with zero colour and began enjoying it much more. I came to realise that black and white not only allowed the audience to read and follow along better but it also helped with the dreariness behind my concept while also having this sort of slap in the face effect.
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I was told that some Stans allegedly think J reads this blog and some of her posts are intended to troll us. Apparently Stans find it enjoyable, because to them the fans who don’t like her are just jealous and haters anyway. And therefore J parading Alex, teasing and hinting isn’t that concerning but rather funny when we're angry or annoyed. OK.
First, let's assume she actually reads this blog and responds to criticism by posting his apartment and „unofficially“ officially says she moved in for example, like she did while he was in Paris. That would be a huge red flag for me. J has no reason to actively seek out and troll critical voices from the fandom in general. Her Instagram comments are positive. As far as I know, there were only 3-4 instances of fans writing something critical under her maaaaaany maaaany posts this year. And one fan asked her about the art she copied, that’s not critique or hate but just the truth exposed. Only three people or so from the 2.2m fans he had (mostly female) who criticized her publicly on IG, that’s almost nothing. It’s a very very mild reaction. Three people from the 2.2m fans are 0,000136%. (Even if it would be more it wouldn’t be a lot) And if anyone wants to talk about her DMs.
I personally don't care what happens in J's private messages. Firstly, she can set it up so that she doesn't see messages from people she doesn’t know personally and she doesn't have to read anything from followers she doesn't know personally anyway. Secondly, J could tell us anything, we ourselves can't look at her messages. So I don’t care. I care about what I can see and her public comments are all positive for her. I recall Stans excusing her „you snooze you…“ stunt with her responding to hate. Made no sense to me too. A : show me the shit storm she got that justified a revenge and B: what type of revenge is it to demonstrate your „power“ over the fans by demonstrating that she is in charge of Alex content? What type of character would do that?
Ok now we come to the fact that she wants to troll us with her stories. No, people, that sounds so stupid, I can't process it. Why should she? She has everything she wanted, right? She has a dream relationship with a man that is out of her league (my opinion) and her career is suddenly going places. If trolling us brings her joy, although she has a good life, she's a bad person period. And if I imagine that Stans celebrate that behavior, I find it disappointing too. For me, J's behavior is already pathological. She takes advantage of his fandom and Alex, takes over everything he has in high speed and triumphantly parades each step on social media but in a sneaky not too obvious way. But if I really believed that she posts certain things on social media specifically to make us angry or sad, I‘d additionally consider her evil. At the end of the day, we all love Alex, some more, others less. I can't speak for everyone, but for me, I think J will do him a lot of harm (in the grand scheme of things). That's why I'm not happy about them, but rather worried. And the Stans celebrating her trolling us would be weak of them in my opinion. 🤷🏼‍♀️.
Finally, I have to say I don't think she's reading this blog anyway. How would she know this blog? Most fans don’t even know about it.
I believe she is posting what she is posting because she's simply craving the attention she gets from the new followers and because they're all there because of Alex, she clings to him and his things like Gollum to his ring. As we could see, she had to claim his apartment publicly as her apartment because he was giving attention to his fans after a long time. She saw it on IG and she wasn’t involved. It bothered her. And one story wasn’t enough to show who’s boss but several stories in a row topped by a post reminding his fans that she was in Paris with him a year ago. I believe all the other pictures were just a pretense. I don’t think she came to this blog and saw some anonymous comments and therefore confirmed their living situation.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts on this, anon, in a very well put manner. 😊 I absolutely agree with everything, especially that I also don't believe Johanne knows of or is reading the blog, and even if she was, to be bothered by and actively trolling a bunch of anonymous people on the internet would be kind of childish and I dare say plain sad, even for her. She's a public figure, she's put herself in a position that made some people dislike her, and she has to accept the fact that not everyone will adore her. No one is 100% liked by everyone and that's life. Which leads me to question, why are the stans bothered by this so much? Why do they automatically assume that those who don't like her are hateful and jealous? People are allowed to have an opinion, whether it's positive or negative, and shouldn't be afraid to share it or bullied for it. And that's exactly why this blog was created for, to grant everyone a safe, neutral space to voice their opinions. It was never meant to be a "hate blog" about Johanne, as some stans may see it, but the fact that most comments here are negative, in comparison to Instagram, where there's mostly praise, leads me to believe that people don't feel free to share them there, because everyone who dares disagree with them is automatically attacked and deemed a "hater", "not a true supporter", etc... Which is something I don't agree with. And the fact that the stans still stalk this blog and allegedly come up with such theories (that Johanne reads the blog and responds to criticism in a trolling manner), even finding them enjoyable and an adequate response, is in my opinion laughable to say the least. Why do they take personally what some anonymous people think about a person they support, but doesn't even know them? Why do they want everyone to love Johanne as much as they do? It was never that serious and personally, I couldn't care less that they love her so much. People are free to like or dislike whoever they want, so why don't they do the same? It reminds me of that saying about people with and without tattoos — "the only difference is that people with tattoos don't care if you don't have them".
But at the end of the day, Johanne is living her best life and we're all just a bunch of people commenting and gossiping for the fun of it. No one is going to hell for having a negative opinion, and no one will become her best friend or win a medal for adoring her and fighting every stranger online who doesn't like her. 🤷‍♀️ So yes, I'm an apologist for "live and let live" as long as we're all being respectful to one another, and can't really understand why the stans are always so serious about such matters.
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SMART BOMB
The Completely Unnecessary News Analysis
By Christopher Smart
October 10, 2023
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CAPITOL HILL
Jim Jordan's aide promised him that his dress was not too low cut. “It really brings out all your nice chest hairs, sir,” he said. Then he assured the Ohio Republican firebrand the red Stilettos went perfectly with his ensemble. Trump had just endorsed Jordy for Speaker of the House and he wanted to look his best. Meanwhile, New York Rep. Mike Lawler, wearing a powder blue pants suit with a white blouse ruffled at the sleeves and neck, was gathering a coffee clutch to oust the flamboyant Matt Gaetz. The Florida bon vivant was rocking a lavender pastel cocktail dress with a low back, revealing his smooth, freshly-waxed back. Gaetz is the Robespierre of the House Revolution and Lawler wanted his head for the insurrection against Old Lady McCarthy. At the same time, the-dress-for-success Republican Governance Group had a rope and was looking to hang McCarthy mutineer Nancy Mace. She looked like she had rushed to the Capitol from the Tango club, slits to the thigh of her wine-colored dress. The South Carolina lawmaker would have to do some fancy dancing to stay alive in the Republican caucus. Keeping the Real Capitol Housewives from self-destruction will require more magic than organizing the chaos of New York Fashion Week. Good luck Jordy — and hey, nice tits.
TAYLOR SWIFT WHEREFORE ART THOU
We don't have to wonder where Taylor Swift is. News media, social media and jungle drums keep track of her every move. (“Taylor Swift is now in the lady's room.”) She's the biggest thing since Lady Gaga's dogs got kidnapped. Well no, Wilson, we don't know where Paris Hilton is. But you're right, back in the day the tabloids and Access Hollywood tracked her every move. Paris Hilton is at a party. Paris Hilton is at another party. Paris Hilton is at a club. Paris Hilton is at another club... But times they are a changin'. Now we need minute-by-minute reports on the new pop superstar. Taylor Swift is here. Taylor Swift is there. Taylor Swift is everywhere. The tabloids love it and scream headlines like this: “Taylor Swift Blasts Travis Kelce Into Hollywood Stardom; Romance A Gamble for NFL Star.” Inquiring minds have to know. That's all fine and good Wilson, but do the guys in the band know who the secretary of state is? Of course not. Here's something: When Taylor Swift recently posted on Instagram that everyone should vote, 35,000 of her followers registered at Vote.org. What if she posted, “Don't get stoned and drive.” Or, “Don't get pregnant.” What if she posted, “Don't vote for idiots.” You're right Wilson, that is asking a lot, after all they have to vote for someone.
LIVIN' IN THE USA — POP CULTURE RULES
Finally Wilson, some good news: The McDonalds McRib sandwich is back! It's true, even The Washington Post is reporting it: “Nearly a year after the sandwich’s latest 'farewell tour,' McDonald’s announced the McRib is back.” It is, of course, a pork sandwich smothered in barbecue sauce. You know how it is, Wilson, you're too drunk or stoned to go into a restaurant but you're starving. So you take an emergency fly pattern to Micky-Dees drive-through for a nice, messy McRib, staving off the murderous munchies. This is important or it wouldn't be in The Washington Post, right. U.S. pop-culture rules. And get this, Skelly, the 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton lawn decoration, is back at Home Depot and selling like hotcakes. It's so popular that it can show up anywhere, according to (you guess it) The Washington Post. “He makes year-round appearances at bar mitzvahs, graduations and holidays such as Christmas and the Fourth of July.” Since we're talkin' smack, the staff here at Smart Bomb just has to relay this: Crocs has come out with cowboy boots. Yep, those rubber clogs now look like Tony Lamas, says The New York Times (for real) and they're complete with spurs. Texas gardeners are totally going dig it. Cowboy f-ing Crocs — is this a great country, or what.
Post script — That's going to do it for another insane week at Smart Bomb where we keep track of the names of towns in Utah so you don't have to. Thank goodness The Salt Lake Tribune has embarked on what could be called “The New Resident's Guide to Zion.” Last week, The Trib offered lessons in how to pronounce unique town names here in the Beehive State. For example: Duschene is pronounced “do•shane,” according to The Trib guide. But Wilson and the band insist it's: “do-kes-nee.” The Trib guide says that Tooele is pronounced “tuh•will•uh.” But the staff here at Smart Bomb knows it's really: “to-lee” town. And Vernal is pronounced “ver-nel.” Several weeks ago The Tribune gave insights to newcomers for “Mormon Speak.” That's how new folks learned that “flip” is the local term for another F-word; that “garbage” translates to bullshit; and a “heathen” is a target of Mormon missionaries who must be saved by dunking them in water. And that isn't all — The Trib offered a guide to our National Parks, as if everybody in the universe didn't already know, thanks to the taxpayer-funded program by the Utah Office of Tourism to advertise them in big electronic billboards in every airport, as well as in slick magazines. So welcome to Utah you heathens, we can't tell you how happy we are that you're here.
Well Wilson there are nasty wars in Ukraine, Israel and Palestine, and the House of Representatives. The world is a troubled place. But we are lucky to be living in the USA where pop-culture rules. So get the guys in the band to quit playing hacky sack and take us out with a heart-warming patriotic number that will stick in our brains for days:
Oh well oh well I feel so good today We just touched ground on an international runway Jet-propelled back home from overseas to the USA New York, Los Angeles Oh how I yearn for you Detroit, Chicago, Chattanooga, Baton Rouge God I long to be at my home back in old St Lou Did I miss the skyscrapers Did I miss the long freeway From the coast of California To the shores of the Delaware Bay You can bet your life I did Till I got back to the USA Looking hard for a drive-in Searching for a corner cafe Where hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day Yeah, and the jukebox jumping with records back in the USA I'm so glad I'm living in the USA Yes I'm so glad I'm living in the USA Anything you want we got it right here in the USA Ah we're so glad we're living in the USA Yes we're so glad we're living in the USA Anything you want we got it right here in the USA (Back In the USA — Chuck Berry)
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allyrunshermouth · 1 year
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let black women exist outside of your perception: part two
hello hello, welcome back! today’s blog post is going to serve as a second part to my previous post. we are still talking about the representation of black women in alternative cultures, but this time i am going to be focusing on the fashion aspect of things. i’m going to talk about my favorite people: alternative black girls. as an alt-black girl myself, they have a special place in my heart and they deserve SO much praise.
alternative subcultures, or at least ones like emo, grunge, goth, and punk all have an underlying meaning to them where you are rejecting the status quo. with that, it is supposed to be this welcoming, inclusive environment. but as we can tell from my previous post, this fundamental part of their principles is lost. these spaces are still predominately white, and this is shown by a simple google search. if you were to type “goth girl” or “emo girl” into the search bar, what would you see? your screen will be consumed by most, if not all, white women. where is the diversity? the inclusivity? nowhere to be found. this is a problem because it plays into the belief that rock music and the fashion subcultures that come from it are just for white people when it's the complete opposite. just because you do not see any diversity does not mean it's not there.
however, i feel that this is one of the reasons why people feel inclined to make comments like “oh, you’re the whitest black girl i know,” “you’re an oreo,” or “that’s white people shit” toward black women. the erasure and belittling of black women and other women of color within the scene makes it so they are not seen, thus making people outside of it believe that it is just a “white people thing.” the comments are not right either way, since it also highlights how there are little to no in-person spaces for black alternatives to meet up and interact with each other.
despite this, i do feel like things have improved with the help of social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok. black alternative girls are seeing each other and feel more comfortable being themselves all because of the internet. it’s amazing! this is what helped me feel more comfortable in changing the way i do my makeup and dress. it’s so helpful to see bigger faces like baby succubuz and dani dissolve not only exist on the platform, but also to see how much of a following they do have.
another way that black women are carving a space for themselves within the scene is through the brand glam goth beauty, which is founded by a black goth woman named marley. marley has been in the alternative scene for a while, with over 200 thousand followers across all of her social media platforms and fell in love with makeup in middle school after listening to amy winehouse and attempting to copy her eyeliner. she later reframed her relationship with makeup as she entered adulthood, going from doing her makeup how everyone thought she should to doing her makeup the way she wanted to. this is something that i feel that i can relate to because trying to do your makeup like everyone else does not guarantee that it will look as good or feel like yourself. marley recognized that there was a different kind of beauty that she was aiming for, but its not the one that everyone else wanted.
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when it comes to her brand glam goth beauty, it all began with a client needing a certain glitter for their makeup and it went on from there! they have varying products from glitters, to lipsticks, eyeshadow palettes, clothing, and jewelry that have all been made in the mission to diversify the goth scene. two products in particular, the blood rose lipstick and the dark renaissance palette, were both made with black women in mind. the lipstick is a cool-toned red as opposed to warm-toned so it would mesh better with black skin. the palette, which features marley posing as Mona Lisa, was made so more black women would see themselves as works of art.
overall, i feel that there has been a lot of progress made in creating space for black women in the alternative scene. but, of course, there is still work to be done!
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blacksunscorpio · 3 years
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Aphrodite No. 1388
Have you ever found yourself inexplicably fascinated with Hollywood sex symbols, fashion, arts, or general glamor? You've probably chalked it up to your Venus placement or stellium in the 2nd or 7th [The houses Venus rules] but what if I told you that might not be the only reason?
Yes, Asteroid Aphrodite No. 1388 is the placement you may want to peep. Especially if she's making prominent placements or aspects to your inner planets. Note: Pay attention to conjunctions/squares/oppositions the most and orbs within 0-3 degrees. Trines and sextiles are of note but only if they are respecting inner planets, the ascendant, and at the aforementioned degrees.
So let's get into it:
Aphrodite in Mythology
was the goddess of sex, love, beauty, passion, fertility, prosperity, and procreation. She was also patron goddess of prostitutes and believed no one should leave this world a virgin. She was wife of the god Hephaestus, god of blacksmiths and fire but also the most notable lover of Ares [her 'Soul mate'. So what does she represent in the birth chart?
All of the above.
Asteroid Aphrodite in her elevated expression is all about love, beauty, talent, and sex appeal. She is compassionate and generous. Independent, strong in her femininity, and charming. This asteroid has the ability to see beauty in everything and has an innate knack for creativity and artistic talents. A developed and healthy expression of sexuality and passion [not the toxic kind but the kind true love stories are made of]. She's all positive pleasure and sensuality. Body positivity and healthy expressions of sex.
In her base or lower expression, she's a bit like a toxic Lilith. She'll manifest as using attractiveness for underhanded means. Infidelity, repression of the sexual drive, callousness in love or arrogance based on vanity, vanity in general, sexual manipulation, fickleness, fixation of impossible standards of beauty, or superficiality regarding aesthetics. [Basically everything wrong with fashion and beauty today.] She can also manifest in the 6th house and/or ill-aspected as those who suffer from body dysmorphia or those who suffer from eating disorders due to these impossible beauty standards. Physical perfection becomes an obsession.
Now, if you have this particular asteroid prominently based in your chart, you may find that you value beauty, pleasure, and romance. There might be a taste for refined aesthetics and/or one can just be naturally gifted with creativity and art. Career-wise, one could find themselves drawn to jobs that revolve around fashion, interior design, modeling, make-up, photography, cooking, etc. If she's touching Mars or in the 8th, one could find themselves making sex work a part of their career as well.
Aphrodite in the signs
Aries: Two words: Sexuality promiscuous. Like the sign of Aries, the fire burns hot then goes out. Freedom and independence are paramount and they value those who see things similarly. Getting too emotionally invested in others is not appearing to them in any way, here for a good time, not a long time. Sporty aesthetic. Athleisure. Sex will likely be hard and fast.
Taurus: Love of the material. Base-level treasure seekers. However, they are typically quite attractive and even look pleasant when they don't put much effort in. Follow trends and keep up with the day-to-day fashion world. Most likely an Instagram fashion influencer. Love of glitz and glam. Shinier the better. Diamonds are their best friend.
Gemini: Serial fuckers. Literally, this aphrodite placement will have a full black book of names. A thousand notches on the belt. A million notches on the bedpost... well, you get the idea. Very charismatic and uses their intelligence to seduce. Sapiosexuals. Stimulate their mind and you might keep their attention... for an hour as opposed to 15 minutes like the rest. Will know everyone and everything about everyone. Life of the party and will charm with their wit.
Cancer: The emotional lover. Don't let this food you though, hurt them and they'll pull out their pincers. This Aphrodite placement loves to be nurtured and taken care of and will often do the same. Mood affects appearance. Charms using one of two things: their hard to get energy [Crabshell] or their love of family and togetherness [4th house]. No in-between, really.
Leo: Worship me vibes. Lovers of attention. This placement is very prideful. They don't like to share [their lovers] at all. Typically though, because of their love of the spotlight, their fashion sense is impeccable. They are hard to miss and will usually light up a room. Ignore them and you'll wound them.
Virgo: Immediate/outwardly "perfect" appearance. Because of this sign's attention to detail, they are often very pristine in their approach. Clean sex- the type in the shower or when one is freshly groomed around the genital area. Will use their "perfection" to pull the cream of the crop in the dating pool their way. This placement can go far in the fashion world and may even become designers. Often do well as dancers or some sort of aesthetic career that involves "precision".
Libra: Serial Flirt. With Aphrodite here, it's like getting a double shot of Venusian energy. Pleasant, charming... naturally beauties not unlike Taurean Aphrodite's. Don't mind casual sex or casual flings but prefer relationships. Very focused on aesthetics and, like Virgo Aphrodites could go far in their fashion world or make-up pursuits. Can be very superficial.
Scorpio: Alluring vibe. They WILL fuck a lot. It's in their nature. Will be loyal if they are in a committed partnership though. Can give off scary vibes or RBF but they feel things deeply. Their aesthetic is dark colors, black as elegance, an intimidating style that appears edgy. Artistically may enjoy all things Tim Burton.
Sagittarius: Vagabond vibes. Eternal traveler. Eternal nomad. Epitome of promiscuity here. However, quite laid back. Their aesthetic probably has something to do with maps or cartography. Bohemian energy with pictures or fabrics from the far east or even Africa. Most likely has a buddha head somewhere in their home. Speak to them in an accent or different language to turn them on.
Capricorn: Independent vibes. These aphrodite placements are not keen on sharing their lives too much with others. Very business-like. Sexually though, they are insatiable. Machines. They like things to but black tie or button up. This does not mean they aren't laid back, they just like things to be all work with very little play until said work is done. Name brands and expensive suits/dresses? They're all about that. It's a status symbol thing. What Caps are famous for.
Aquarius: Avant-garde vibes. This placement will cut their hand off before they lose their freedom. More vagabond-esque than Sag tbh. Will love a style that shocks you or is out of the ordinary. Not traditional in any sense. Their sex will be kinky or they'll prefer it to have some sort of spice. Missionary? Nope. Expect a toy or ten. Pansexuals. Free love. Don't try to get them to commit unless they're ready.
Pisces: Subtle vibes. Subtle style. Dreamy style. Sexually they need to be emotionally connected. May find themselves falling in love often with the idea of someone than the reality of them. Lovers of the grunge and druggy era. 90's vibes are their aesthetic with a touch of the ethereal. Messy art studios, messy hair, even messier love lives. Might attract co-dependent types. Day-dreamy.
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