#hes like 🤨🫵🏻

[sweeteastart]

Third @bonus-links Fanart >:) !!

I had to honour my love of Warrior in Bonus link and wouldn't you know, I ended up doing two versions. I juste couldn't help but draw him being all fancy...

As always pretty face under the cut

Tried to do a heavier makeup look on the party fit but eh... The light is too strong on his face, can't really see it well

#the fancy outfit is yet again inspired by a one of sketch of him ezdotjpg did #IM SORRY IT SCRATCH AN HITCH IN MY BRAIN #in my head he looks very annoyed because hes been caught trying to ditch an important party #hes like 🤨🫵🏻 #i had a vision but oof was the perspective against me #struggled with the stairs so bad shabba #bonus links #bonus war #bonus warrior #did a backward process on this one #defined the light before the shadow #Sweeteastart #Sweet link meet art #Bonus links Fanart

[isolatedcorner]

I was lurking on Weibo and I found some really interesting satosugu crumbs that I won’t be able to stop thinking about!!

I’m not gonna translate everything, but the gist of this post is that Geto seems to be intentionally written as queer or at least not straight. OP is talking about the “Inoue Waka” scene where Geto asks Gojo if he changed his wallpaper. This is funny because most straight guys would probably engage in some locker room banter upon seeing a popular actress’s photo on their friend’s phone screen. Especially with Inoue who is a “gravure idol” AKA a type of model who primarily models for men’s magazines? Yet Geto’s first reaction was to point out that Gojo changed his wallpaper. Aside from the fact that Geto was observant enough to notice Gojo’s phone wallpaper, it’s interesting how Gojo… had to tell him who she is? Like OP suggests most boys who routinely read men’s magazines would know Inoue. For your reference this is the type of media Inoue typically appeared in:

I don’t think this scene alone definitively proves that Geto isn’t interested in women. IMO it seems like Geto’s “model student” status is being emphasised here more instead, as he isn’t the type to consume celebrity content. But when you add this to the other list of moments that hint at Geto’s non-straightness (See: him avoiding Yuki’s question TWICE)… Gege definitely made some interesting choices with him.

#average jjk fan experience: queer coding or deluluism?? #also Geto’s earrings and long hair are pretty gnc by Japanese standards #Seems like Gege wanted to write a pretty boy #Gege’s reason for not doing fanservice in his manga is also very funny lol like I’m sure a lot of shounen mangaka’s parents read their work #as well but they still tend to draw female characters that appeal to them? #Gege on the other hand does not inject any sex appeal into his FCs at all #instead he gives it all to the men #like gege??? 🤨🤨🤨🫵🏻🫵🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk meta #satosugu #geto suguru #getoposting

[hauntingblue]

Zoro was about to tell luffy off for making a scene but luffy just says some guys spilled red bean soup and he starts to make a worse one. Amazing

#broon took robins place.... so is she just gonna walk????? damn.... #zoro fucking people up for making fun of hungry people..... yeah yeah yeah #now it's luffy's turn.... THEY SPILLED THE RED BEAN SOUP ON LUFFY IT'S GOING DOWN #everyone looks so good with these outfits.... horns really do compliment anyone.... #episode 984 #kaido wants to marry yamato to one of big mom's sons.... or she wont consider them allies i know it.... #kid has kimg's haki too??? and zoro... they do really give that to anyone.... #drops of red bean soup on luffy's face to look like tears... (to me) #luffy eating all the soup..... he should take it outside back to the boat akdhsksjk OKUBORE PEOPLE WE ARE EATING TONIGHT!!! #oh jesus.... elephant gun in the middle of the party.... zoro going to the conflict ahdkajs of course #they turned on the lights and everything... WHY did zoro slice the building??? 😭😭 #episode 985 #talking tag #watching one piece #they are gonna show that scene of tama eating soup 84 more fucking times #'are you happy now?' 'yeah' 'let's run then' INCREDIBLE #APOO TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!! WHAT IS THAT!!! BOOOOO!!! #THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!!! GET DOWN OF THAT STAGE!! #luffy biting that dog akshakskq #zoro fucking!!! slash him!! do a projectile slash or whatever!! you know how!! #FUCK HIM UP KID YEAAAH!!!!!! NO ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE!!! JUST IN CASE!! #episode 986 #do kaido and the others not hear all this???? its right on their castle door akdhsksj #his ass is not uncoscious yet!!! quit the yapping and hit him again kid!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS VEINS!! ENOUGH!! #he needs to pull some magneto shit right now!!! #sanji seeing shinobu ball crush some guys and sanji wondering if he would want to try it too!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SANJI!! 🫵🏻🤨 #a tobi roopo has a burdel..... sanji is dying this fight.... this is his final arc.... goodbye sanji... what a shame... #nvm the brothel is empty... sanji gets to live another day #killer ate the fruit to save his captain!!! omg!!! ORICHI WHEN I GET YOU!! Exactly kid kill them all.... fuck em and apoo too. #episode 987

[yunolic]

taehyungs a czennie 😭

#cause like there’s no way u wouldn’t know about ok! and the 7th sense if you werent #i swear he’s like #probably friends with taeil or yuta #probably went like this 🤨🫵🏻 to taeyong in the inkigayo hallways too like

[keerysfreckles]

high definition — OP81 (smau)

pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader

summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother

warnings: none!

a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more 😁

masterlist !

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user2 omg oscar???

landonorris why do you keep stealing my teammate 🤨

yourusername not my fault he's cooler than you 🤷‍♀️

danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

yourusername OI! OI! OI!

danielricciardo oscarpiastri you've taught her well

oscarpiastri i try 😅

user3 him taking a picture of her taking a picture is so personal to me

user4 she's wearing oscars mclaren beanie in the last one DHMU...

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bffusername GIRL THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT YOU

logansargeant and you still say your just friends..

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user4 I KNEW IT WAS OSCARS

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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all

user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????

landonorris i see who your favorite norris is 😔😔

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oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel

carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them

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[allisonlol]

Bsd characters with a s/o who does only fans?

a/n: omg hello?? i’m BACK. thank y’all for all the love in my absence btw…we hit 3k awhile ago and i didn’t say anything so TYSM❗️🫶🏻 here are some little hc’s to get me back into the swing of things. i chose a bunch of randoms!

warnings: mild sexual content, implied violence

BSD Characters When You Have an Onlyfans

Dazai:

first and foremost lol

he is DEFINITELY down for this shit

you need him to take photos for you? he already has the camera open on his phone. you wanna record something with him? you blink and his clothes will already be on the FLOOR

i feel like dazai already has a thing for recording sex, so he loves it

i’m sensing a bit of voyuerism with the way he wants other people to watch y’all 🤨

also doxxes and hunts down the people who leak ur shit 🫵🏻❌

Chuuya

hmm mixed opinions on this one

like. chuuya doesn’t wanna control u or tell u what to do, but…

he is too possessive a man to be alright with u having an onlyfans

is embarrassed to admit this tho and will just be like “oh…okay” while avoiding looking you in the eye if u ever mention it

completely avoids getting involved with it…sorry but you’ll have to take ur own pictures.

don’t get me wrong, he likes to see them after and always think u look incredible!! chuuya just hates to imagine all the other men doing the same and worse to them

bro will hustle even more to provide enough money for you to get off the net 💀

Akutagawa

u had to tell him what onlyfans was and even then, he was like “erm…”

i feel like he doesn’t take it too seriously. at first almost considers it like instagram 😭

but once u ask him to help take pics for you, and he sees what ur (not) wearing, he’s suddenly like “what’s all this abt…”

let’s you continue to post but only if he can stand in the background of each picture with a knife 🔪

besides that, he doesn’t like being on camera for videos or anything. doesn’t feel comfy with u filming what he considers ur most intimate moments 👎🏻

Nikolai

don’t have to ask him twice!! this man is even more eager than dazai

becomes his goal to get you to the top 1% (and y’all get pretty damn close)

your photos and videos turn much kinkier once nikolai joins you

gets u new lingerie to wear for each photo set, buys u a bunch of toys, proposes new ideas for videos…might as well give this man 50% of profits

almost starts to take over YOUR onlyfans…makes an appearance in every post 💀

Fyodor

i’m unapologetic about this one

it’s an immediate and definite no

demands u delete the account and “respect yourself more” 🤨🤨

(covering up for his extreme possessiveness…he cannot stand any “vile men” looking at u)

u try to show him the photos on there and he shoves your phone away, talking some shit abt how it’s disgusting??

i feel like fyodor has one of those weird madonna-whore complexes…whole other thing to get into but basically he doesn’t even like to see sexual photos of u most of the time 💀

ur messing with his religious vibe!! don’t tempt him!!

taglist: @deadmitochondria @miycutie @chuuyasboots @shy-socially-awkward-intovert @beandaifuku @stygianoir @sonder-paradise @irethepotato @serenareiss @ashthemadwriter @mrsdostoevsky @creamygojo @disa-ster

#bsd x reader #bsd x y/n #bsd x you #bsd scenarios #bsd hcs #bsd headcanons #dazai hcs #dazai x y/n #dazai x reader #chuuya imagines #chuuya smut #chuuya x reader #fyodor hcs #fyodor x you #fyodor x reader #nikolai x you #nikolai x y/n #nikolai bsd #akutagawa hcs #akutagawa x reader #chuuya scenarios #chuuya headcanons #dazai headcanons #dazai x you #dazai smut #fyodor imagines #fyodor smut #bsd smut

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode thirteen :: RIBBONS & TEA.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴various drivers x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔the groupchat returns, and while lewis is feeling a bit funny, y/n casually gives everyone a heart attack and calls it a surprise.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

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y/l/nestate behind the scenes 🍾🎀 fun things coming very soon ⭐️🩷

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☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

honey badger: avengers assemble.

honey banger: i have easily the most important tea to spill today.

y/n: “hear yee! hear yee!” ahh text

girlfriend kika: LMFAO

babygirl alex: hear yee 😭😭😭

honey badger: it’s about max

girlfriend kika: i ain’t laughing no more 🗿

chal eclair: what does he want

chili!: no bc after the shit his team pulled i don’t think i wanna hear from anyone abt him

angel carmen: wait is it important

honey badger: it’s abt the billboards incident

princess george: oh.

my baby lando: oH?

yukino: 🔪?

honey badger: might be necessary this time

alabono: he is personally involved isn’t he 😐

honey badger: yep.

my baby lando: wait oscar needs to see this

MY BABY LANDO added PAPAYA BABY #2

papaya baby #2: i love it here already

wifey lily: oh i’m so sat

honey badger: i was ‘hanging out’ with max before the suzuka race to make it seem like we’re chill. i wasn’t there to hang w him i had a mission.

my baby lando: okay okay

chal eclair: 🤨

honey badger: i managed to get ahold of his phone then i waited until he left his drivers room

honey badger: then i switched my phone case with his to make it look like i was on my phone while i was going through his

y/n

y/n: i would like to apologise, visa cash app driver, i, indeed was NOT familiar.

girlfriend kika: LET BRO COOK 🔥🔥🔥

chili!: oH HE IS COOKING ALRIGHT

honey badger: so i go through his messages and find a deleted group chat. a group chat with the employees that red bull fired.

chal eclair: OH HELL NOOOOO 😭😭😭

honey badger: he INSTRUCTED them to burn the billboards. specifically the ones with y/n on them.

princess george: i know he thought this was IT

alabono: bro thinks he’s him

papaya baby #2: who let bro cook

honey badger: not only that

y/n: THERES MORE?????

angel carmen: hELLO?

honey badger: he made sure to tell horner to cover for him

PIERRE GASLYYYY: no fucking wonder the fia’s investigation was wrapped up SO quickly

yukino: and their corny ass apology said it all

yukino: “team principal christian horner apologises” since fucking when

babygirl alex: ^^^^^^ REALLLL

y/n: setting up a zoom call rn we need to brainstorm

y/n: im also adding lew, seb and nando because they’ve been PlISSSSEEEDDD

chal eclair: “lew” and “nando” and i’m still waiting on my cute nickname

y/n: be grateful i love you and your fuck ass pasta 🙄

papaya baby #2: i love it SO much here

chili!: don’t get too comfortable oscar

y/n: i’m not gon tell you to leave that baby alone one more time 🗣️

papaya baby #2: thanks mum 🫶🏻

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y/n and y/l/nestate surprise lol 🎀 champagne, sex & anxiety 7/10 🥂 considering the amount of people i worked with on this album, it’s truly a fucking miracle that i managed to shut the fuck up abt it and not say anything so here u go i guess 💗🩰⭐️ no more sad songs LETSFUCKINGO !!!! i personally call this one my mona lisa and i BEG u to love it as much as i do when it comes out 🍾🤍🏹 also no twitter jumpscare this time ur welcome lmaooo :)! love u to death 🧸🫂💘

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CHAMPION TO YOUR HEART

pairing: bf!lando norris x rider!reader

summary: everybody knows about his relationship with a motogp rider, but there's another side that they didn't know about this.

req: Could you do a smau about lando dating a MotoGP world champion? And the media expects him to be bitter because she’s younger than him and a world champion when he hasn’t won a race, but in reality he’s just immensely proud

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⤷ landonorris the BETRAYAL

⤷ username noooo y/n i thought we were something

⤷ carlossainz55 but true though tinned cookies are very dry

⤷ landonorris NOT YOU TOO 😭😭😭

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mclaren 🍪🍪

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⤷ danielricciardo SAY SIKE

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⤷ username they both got their own advantage and disadvantage

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⤷ landonorris no thank you, i'm perfectly fine with this one😋

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⤷ yourusername 😒

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⤷ yourbestfriend because she's gonna get u rn

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maxfewtrell i think you should do her technique on thanking for pictures

⤷ landonorris oh c'mon i've thanked you many times 🙄

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username but anyway i'm happy that they're both are happy with each other's wins and losses, the two of them truly deserves the whole world.

username they just have to accept the fact that they're just belong like that. with or without the championship.

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taglist: @queenofmanydreams @muglermami @4limq @avengers-assemble123456 @cabbyhabs @meowtastick @4mula-1 @miarabanana @amel1ee @dinosushilun1

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[dukeofdelirium]

I think it’s so funny how ppl still deny Byler being a thing. Like as if the show didn’t deliberately set up a love triangle between Mike, El and Will. And like.. it’s not even just the existence of the love triangle but the context. They set up a love triangle while within the same season confirm that Will is gay and in love with Mike (and has been the whole show) BUT wait there’s more. They ALSO confirm that Mike can’t tell his CANONICAL GIRLFRIEND he loves her … for some mysterious reason LMFAO

and then it gets even funnier when ppl are like “byler is just PLATONICCCC” because… first of all, anyone who passed highschool freshman English class can follow this narrative and realize that byler is going to be endgame, but second of all, if it really were platonic then why is there a blatant romantic undertone to literally every single byler scene 😂

And you can tell there’s a romantic undertone really easily. Just replace Will with Lucas or Dustin and it becomes super obvious. The show goes out of its way to show the audience that Mike and Will’s relationship is different from the friendships Mike shares with his two other guy friends. Why?

I mean seriously, how funny would this be?

🤨🏳️‍🌈🫵🏻📸

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #gay mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #will byers #byler is requited #byler is endgame

[ssahotchnerr]

thinking about barbecues at the hotchner house:(

the whole team is over and jack and henry are running around, aaron making food on the grill ( in one of those short sleeve shirts😏) and you’ve made the snacks and side dishes

:(

omg stopppp 🥺🥺💓💞 tw food

hehe i’ve always envisioned the hotchner house being the “party” house 🥺 — once you, aaron and jack (and maybe any other babies <3) finally outgrow his apartment <333 and when dave doesn’t wanna host (read: the number of bau kiddos is growing and he doesn’t wanna deal with the inevitable mess LOL)

aaron in short sleeves 🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰 his sunglasses perched on his head, he’s squinting due to the sun because he refuses to actually put them on. and maybe he’s even wearing a ‘kiss the chef’ apron you got him as a gag gift as he grills up the burgers, hotdogs, chicken, whatever’s on the menu <333 and omg he’s ridiculously happy grilling too 😭 hehe you find his eyes and he has a boyish grin on his face as he waves a spatula, all — “look at me, i’m being domestic 🫵🏻🤨🥰” 😭<33333

and once aaron’s done, and puts allll the bbq next to your side dishes, he wraps an arm around you, pulls you against him and kisses your temple soooo lovingly, saying something like, “we have quite the spread don’t we?” 🥰 and AH hehe the amount of pride that fills him 🥹🥹 he’s just so happy <3

and then he’s going into the backyard to round up all the kids and to tell the others it’s time to eat 🥰🥰

#let’s talk aaron <333333 #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #aaron hotchner imagine #criminal minds imagine

[garykingz]

Gentlemen.....☺️ A short view🔭 back to the past👈🏻. Thirty years ago🏚️, Niki Lauda told🗣️ us: "Take a trained monkey🐒, place him🫳🏻 into the cockpit🪹 and he is able to drive🫨 the car🏎️" Thirty years later🔮, Sebastian👱🏻 told us: "I had to start😓 my car🏎️ like a computer💻, it's very complicated😵‍💫." And Nico Rosberg💃🏼 said he pressed🫱🏻 during the race — I don't really🫤 remember WHAT🤷🏻 race — the wrong❌ button🔘 on the Wheel🛞. QUESTION⁉️ for you two✌🏻 both: is formula 1 driving🏎️ today too complicated😫😵? With twenty2️⃣0️⃣ or more buttons⚫ on the wheel. Are you too much🚦😭 under effort, under pressure🛑? What🤨 are your🫵🏻 wishes💫 for the future❓ CONCERNING😡 the technical PROGRAM💿 during the race🏁? Less buttons⚪ MORE🤔? Or less◀️ or more▶️ COMMUNICATION📞 with your engineers👩🏻‍🔧👨🏻‍🔧?

#rambles #f1 #forumla 1 #I LOVE THIS INTERVIEWERS QUESTIONS SM THIS ONE AND THE ONE WITH LEWIS N CHARLES IS SO GOOD LMFAO

[yuujtadori]

uncle logan - (oscar piastri x fem!reader)

summary: where logan is the fav uncle.. or is he?

Alicia uncle lando pov! https://www.tumblr.com/yuujtadori/750450342325518336/uncle-lando-dadoscar-piastri-x

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loganprivatuser babysitting alicia way more tiring than a f1 race.

yourprivatuser 🥹🥹 she’s so adorable

logan replied -> she drains me so much

oscarprivateuser she better be in pieces mate

logan replied -> nah mate. She’s breaking me instead 🙃

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loganprivateuser She eat soo much.

yourprivatuser She’s a hungry baby 🫵🏻😁

yourprivateuser dont shame my baby!!!!

oscarprivateuser What are you implying mate 🤨

logan replied -> don’t take it out of context 😂

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logansargeant Now that the secret is out. Introducing Alicia Jane. Keeping her a secret between us was a special moment but as her Godfather telling the world means more. 💙

yourprivateuser LOGANN 🥹 we love u sm!

yourprivateuser i always appreciate you.

oscarpiastri thank you mate. 🧡

user1 BROOO

user2 that caption is so 😔

user3 this so wholesome wtf

user4 OMG he’s the godfather

user 5 -> who else??

mclaren 🧡

user6 IM- 🫠 GODFATHER IS WAY BETTER WTF

user7 im so happy for them

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author note: hope u like logans pov! its been long overdue and im sorry for that! i do have upcoming exams coming up but after ill asap back. 💙

#oscar piastri #oscar piastri x fem!reader #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri smau #formula 1 #formula one #formula one smau #mclaren #logan sargeant #logan sargeant smau

[villifix]

I need uncle Merle dealing with a roady teen daughter Dixon 🙏🧍🏾

i was pretty sure anon was asking for a rowdy teen dixon so this is you... kinda being a little shit 🫵🏻🤨

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uncle!merle and teen!reader

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• merle honestly thinks you're hilarious

• man, he could listen to you all day

• he loves that you're not afraid to be yourself even when some of the more tame personalities around you like to give you the side-eye

• you seemed to take after the loud and mischievous parts of your uncle merle, and all of the hotheadedness that daryl used to have

• you know how whenever a fight breaks out, daryl's just like "fuck it we ball"? yeah you take after your dad in that aspect

• when you get into fights, your uncle merle backs you up literally every time, even if you started it

• when you're the one that started it, daryl's trying to reprimand you and merle's just like "that little shit's been askin' for it anyways"

• god it pisses daryl off. he's trying to teach you to be more considerate with your actions so you don't end up in some of the situations he's gotten himself into, and here merle is just acting like you were justified when he doesn't even know the story

• HOWEVER, everything has a limit and when you really start to act reckless or lash out and disrespect daryl, he takes it seriously

• especially if you're disrespecting daryl

• you two would actually get into an argument about it. you don't see what the big deal is, and uncle merle is NOT having it

• you honestly weren't prepared for the way he laid into you

• "you think this is damn funny? you ever seen them scars on your daddy's back? our daddy would have put us six feet in the ground for the shit yer pullin'. he didn't make us dinner, he didn't give us a hug when we were sad, he sure as hell didn't try'n talk to us when we were actin' out. you know what he did? he beat our asses til' we cried and bled. a belt, a switch - shit, he would'a used a whip if he had one. you got a good daddy, girl. he loves the shit outta you. he ain't never raised a hand to you. hell, he ain't hardly even raised his voice at'cha. you better be real grateful for what'chu got and stop actin' like you ain't got no sense. you ain't that damn stupid. now you take your ass in there, give yer daddy a kiss and tell 'im yer sorry 'fore i lose my damn patience."

• talk about being humbled...

• he's definitely not as patient as daryl tries to be with you when your behavior goes too far; he's straight to the point and tells you when you need to cut shit out

• outside of putting yourself in danger or disrespecting your dad though, he really just lets you be yourself. he admires the way you resemble different parts of your family's personalities even if others don't seem them as very admirable. he knows he isn't one to talk about minding manners or playing nice with others and he doesn't care to as long as you're safe and remember to show respect to the people that are looking out for you

#twd headcanons #twd #the walking dead #merle dixon #daryl dixon #daughter!reader #headcanon requests #uncle merle

[keerysfreckles]

espresso — CL16 (smau)

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!fem!reader faceclaim: sabrina carpenter!

summary: when y/n releases a new song, fans can't help but think it could be about a certain f1 driver

warnings: like one curse word

a/n: ALL THE LANDO CONTENT TODAY IM SO DEAD

masterlist !

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user1 GORGEOUS!!!!!!! 🤍🤍

bffusername serving again as usual 💅

user2 charles what are you doing here 🤨

user3 right before the japanese gp omg 🤭

user4 when she's a supportive bsf >>>

charles_leclerc why would you let me wear two glasses at once

yourusername what! you looked cute!

user5 they're never beating the dating allegations 🤭🤭

user6 the fact they always ride together whenever she can attend a race is so cute to me

user7 all the y/n content we're gonna get this weekend omg im SAT

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charles_leclerc japan you were absolutely beautiful. happy with p4, and honoured to recieve driver of the day ❤️🇯🇵

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user1 so proud of you charles!!

user2 jules is so incredibly proud ❤️❤️

user3 you'll smash the next one 🫶🏻

carlossainz55 proud of you c ❤️‍🩹

user4 the last slide y/n's so cute 🫠🫠

yourusername was cheering you on the whole time!!!!!!!

charles_leclerc wouldn't want it any other way love

scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️❤️

user5 definitely worth staying up till 2 am

user6 2... try 4 am 😀😀

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yourusername when he cooks, gets me a giant bunny AND has a private jet

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user1 he's so bf coded 😣😣

user2 HE BOUGHT THE BUNNY AWWWW

landonorris the bunny looks bigger than you

yourusername lan stfu pls

user3 THE FIRST PIC IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM.....

user4 she's just using him for his money and fame istg 🙄

user5 girl- 💀 she's famous herself, and they've been close for three years now

carlossainz55 he was struggling getting that bunny into his car

charles_leclerc no i was not

bffusername CHECK YOUR TEXTS RN

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charles_leclerc i guess you can say i like your comapny

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user1 Y/N WHAT 😀😄😀

bffusername thats my girl!!!!!!!!!!

user2 BANDANA CHARLES IS BACK???????

user3 new song lyrics??

user4 we can only hope 🤞

user5 MY JAW IS DROPPED

charles_leclerc that morning coffee, brewed it for ya

yourusername 🤭🤭

user6 PARDON????????

user7 is HAS to be song lyrics

landonorris so you'll spend time im monaco with him but not me ☹️

yourusername well yes!

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user1 ON A RANDOM WEDNESDAY REALLY

user2 THE CHORUS IS SO CATCHY OMG

user3 "i'm working late cause i'm a singer, oh he looks so cute wrapped round my finger" I AM BAFFLED OH THESE LYRICS ARE SO JFBSJDHSJ

user4 she posted with charles with lyrics to the song.. the song HAS to be about him

user5 charles made a tiktok with the song I REPEAT CHARLES MADE A TIKTOK WITH THE SONG

landonorris you coffee addict 🫵🏼

yourusername what about it? 🤗

user6 need to know charles' reaction of the song asap

charles_leclerc 🩵🩵🩵

twitter !

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yourusername so if i write a song about espressos, i get a boyfriend? okay 😊😊

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user1 THE CAPTION PLS 😭

bffusername FINALLY!!!!!!!

yourusername you shut it.

user2 im so ready for the millions of couples posts we're about to get

user3 i've never needed my favs to date so bad

landonorris the math isn't mathing

yourusername .....

user4 THE FIRST PIC AND THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER 🥹🥹🥹

charles_leclerc i think it's a pretty fair trade

yourusername yeah cause you got a hot girlfriend 🤷🏼‍♀️

bffusername WHEN SHE KNOWS HER WORTH 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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charles_leclerc she's right, i am wrapped around her finger 🤍

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user1 ALREADY CRUSHING THE COUPLES POSTS

yourusername baby 🥹🥹🥹🥹

charles_leclerc je t'aime mon cher (i love you my dear)

yourusername shit i gotta learn french now

user2 THEYRE SO CUTE SHUT UP 😭😭

user3 THE CAPTION!!!!!!!

bffusername you better be treating her right

charles_leclerc 🫡

landonorris parents

charles_leclerc ???

yourusername lando you and i are the same age..

user4 i want what they have 😞😞😞

#shelbi writes #keerysfreckles #charles leclerc #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x y/n #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x fem reader #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc x fem!reader #charles leclerc x female!reader #charles leclerc x singer!reader #charles leclerc x singer reader #sabrina carpenter espresso #sabrina carpenter #f1 #f1 fic #f1 smau #smau #charles leclerc f1 #f1 x reader #f1 x fem!reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #f1 x female reader #f1 x fem reader #sabrina carpenter smau #sabrina carpenter faceclaim

[pocketisla]

Twitch Stream 03/26/24

My wednesday and saturday mornings are full of laughter because of these two 🤣✋🏻

Saku is so stressful to watch with these kinds of games 😮‍💨 How is he so calm HAHAHA (Where is the passion as said by Rev 🤌🏻🤌🏻) and Rev was shouting so much probably because he's tipsy He turns British when he's upset It was so funny HAHSHSH 🤣 It was a bad idea to just listen to the stream as they play because it sounds very wrong 😱🤨 I was doing chores

I love their friendship and duality The way that they care listen and ride with each other's fun and chaos I learned a lot about Rev the Rizzler hahshsh poor Rev Im glad Juan was nice about it and he joins competitions too His singing voice and his range of song choices Wowow With Saku you'd learn about what he likes/not general info like what he's allergic to, he's a picky eater, his fave films what he experiences but not really into detail Its either he's good at being private or Im not listening well I think it's the latter 🤣🤣 Also why is he always somehow unwell pls boost your immunity Sir *pat pat* go outside exercise and touch the grass nature is the best vaccine or maybe you should eat the foods you refuse to eat like seafood to build your immunity 😌 I eat everything so Im never sick /j Take care Saku

Yieeeeeee 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️ he read the Capricorn horoscope using Andrew's voice 🙈 Uy btw The way he'd switch voices from Luca to Isaac That's amazing I thought Isaac's voice would be easier because doesnt his normal speaking voice sound like hes residing in the depths of hell? Dunno very deep already right?

I shouted a little when he said he'll do a Wuca honeymoon audio Is it twue? My brother thought I needed help lol Miss Luca 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 Characters like him and Matias are so cute I could listen to them all day

And YES REV ROAD TO 300K 💥💳💥💳💥💳 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO SAKU 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 ALSO REVERIE 🤸🏻‍♀️🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

Oh! Oh! I forgot! Some of you crumpets asked me to do an art and also ask if we can be friends Ohemegee no need to ask just DM me straight or you can find me in the international chat channel in the Crumpet Kingdom all the time Lets talk about anything sakuverse and simp together 😌🤌🏻

I was going to draw his dream too the way that Reverie described it but eh maybe Ill finish it next time 🤣 Isaac's and Zaros' art require thin lines and erasing it's a lot of work to make them so pretty 🤣

Last ramble because college + orgs makes me so busy 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I won't be able to watch it live now I turn to audios in my "free time" because you can listen to them while doing smth else I also listen to GoodBoy Desmond Daikon and other VAs 🪭💨😮‍💨💗 I also draw for other ASMR VAs in my other accounts : D Its in a different style tho I think I should just put them here right

Im going to draw more of Xanthus and Dontis while they're still alive 😮‍💨 I don't like how Im seeing an AU and the past Im scared

Here's the one layer draft I made as the stream ended it was pretty too can't not post it It's pretty I think this is prettier than the one on top My drafts look this messy and spontaneous just like me 🤣

#zsakuva #sakuverse #fanart #super bunny man #twitch streamer #reverieaudios

[hesterias]

I don’t even know where to begin with tonight. I told myself I wasn’t gonna go on and write a post, but I’ve had one of the best nights of my life and if I don’t articulate it, I may actually explode. We started queueing for GA floor at around 1:30pm and there were about 450 people in front of us, so I thought there was no way we would get to be in the front. Well, fast forward to 8pm and we were third row. We just booked it as soon as doors opened, and it was the best decision. The monkeys were so close 🥹

Fontaines DC opened and god, what an amazing show they put on. Such energy. Loved them. (I didn’t capture any videos or pictures of that, but I did capture Davey!)

Then the monkeys came on with Sculptures and it was truly BEAUTIFUL. Surreal. Alex, glorious motherfucker he is, started singing and I couldn’t even hear my own thoughts. The whole venue was deafening with how many people were screaming. That song live is… gorgeous. It was like being in a film, and for a second, I truly thought 007 himself was gonna burst through the ceiling to save us all, and from somewhere a director was gonna yell “cut.”

Here’s a photo taken during Brainstorm (could literally smell him he was so close):

They played Crying Lightning, Fireside, and TBHC back to back and I could feel my soul elevating. The three songs I was hoping they’d play but never thought they would in one single gig, much less one after the other. My voice was already gone at this point, I was insane.

Loved the stage colors during TBHC 😍

Arabella was amazing live. Alex even pointed to his little boots while he sang she’s got some interstellar gator skin boots, what a precious babe. Will attach video in a separate post. I wish Tumblr let me attach multiple videos in one post.

Someone brought a Dr. Simi dressed as a 🪩 and threw it at Alex during TBBAM 😭🤣 Iconic.

But my favorite part of the night has to be during IBYLGOTDF 😭 Alex was singing and made eye contact with me at one point, and my high 🚬 ass pointed at him as I sang 🫵🏼 I bet YOU look good on the dance floor 🫵🏼 and then he pointed back at me and scrunched his face in a playful 😠 way while singing, and then I mouthed oh OKAY 🤔🤨🫵🏼 and he nodded his head and mouthed yeah, yeah 🧐🫱🏻 or something like that. Dork, I truly had no fucking clue what that was about but I believe we came to a mutual neuro understanding 🤣 Apparently I have game when I’m high. Or delusion. Or both. Wish I had a video of that!

Oh and he dedicated DIWK to Amelia 🥺❤️

Ooof. Still riding that high, the whole day was spectacular. Brought my dad with me cause he’s a big AM fan and we’d never gone to a concert together, so it was truly special. They sound amazing. Alex looks even more ethereal in person, which I’m not surprised about. Babygirl is gorgeous. Anyway, life = made 🐒

#arctic monkeys #the car tour #the car tour los angeles #kia forum #la night 2 #mine