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xdeath-by-poisonx · 4 months

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Husk, knocking on Angel's bedroom door: "Hey, Angel, open up. I got a big package for you."

Angel, running to the door wearing nothing but their red lingerie only to find Husk standing there holding a large box: "ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME- .. wait, what the fuck is that?"

Husk: "... your package?"

Angel:

Husk:

Angel: "Ya know what, Husk? Fuck you."

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gameguy20100 · 4 months

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Husk: Can't we agree on takeout for once?!

Charlie: I'm sorry! It's hard when we all have different tastes.

Alastor: We could eat at home.

Husk: No way. That's even worse. Vaggie always wants Mexican, and Angel wants food from... whatever he is.

Angel: Italian! I'm Italian! I say that every time Nifty puts pineapple on pizza.

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tomanyquotes · 3 months

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Alastor, ‘comforting’ someone: Everyone will die, don’t worry!!

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hh-and-hb-fan · 3 months

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Sir PENTiOUS:

It is Wednesday my dudes

*screeches like a little girl while wearing a spiderman shirt*

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societalenemynumberone · 1 month

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*Before the creation of Hell*

Sera: So what did you get Deadpool!Reader for their birthday?

Elder Angel: I got them a kitten

Young Emily: Really? Me too!

Michael: I also got them a cat.

Sera: Looks like we all had the same idea

God: *sigh* [Looks at Lucifer] Please tell me you got them something other than a cat.

Lucifer: I got them a kitten...

[Cut to Reader staring blankly as they are surrounded by cats]

Reader: *Inhales* THIS IS BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!

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hazbin-hazmat · 4 months

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Angel Dust: I made tea.

Alastor: I don’t want tea.

Angel Dust: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Alastor: Then why are you telling me?

Angel Dust: It's a conversation starter.

Alastor: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Angel Dust: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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viktheviking1 · 4 months

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Vaggie: Oh no, one of those demons has found me weak and vulnerable and now they're here to kill me

Oh shit, she's cute

Oh shit she's helping me

Oh shit, one of those demons has found me weak and vulnerable and now she's going to steal my heart

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 4 months

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Charlie: *fed up with some of the sinners not taking things seriously* you're... You're all Grounded! Angel Dust: *laughs* Did you just ground us? Charlie: *realizes what she did and decides to roll with it* Yes, Grounded. Alastor: *holds up shovel* And now we're gonna bury you all 'til you learned your lesson! Charlie: Alastor, that's not how grounding works.

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rmg91 · 4 months

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-While rebuilding hotel- Vaggie: Hey uh…why was your dad late anyway?

Lu: Oh, blame Mammon. He was whining about something to do with Oz and his queen.

Charlie:-Gasp!- Uncle Oz and Fizz got married?!

Lu: Nah, nah. I think it was some sort of grand public declaration of love at Mam’s stupid contest. Also I think Fizz quit? I wasn’t really listening.

Charlie: Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! This is so exciting!!! -watching what happened on her phone already- I gotta send Uncle Oz and Fizz a gift basket!!!

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months

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HANDMAID: I have been stuck in this gay ass r00m for ten th0usand years.

#submission #stuck you say? in some kind of. in s. in some kind of establishment perhaps #in some kind of building perchance? in a hh. in a house ? what one would call a h. call a h #a home?#handmaid are you housetrapped 🧐#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #the handmaid

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xdeath-by-poisonx · 2 months

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Charlie: "Truth or dare?"

Angel: "Uh.. truth?"

Charlie: "How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?"

Angel: ...

Angel: "Dare."

Charlie: "Go to sleep."

Angel: "I don't like this game."

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radvelvetcakez · 3 months

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indulging in the theory that lilith owns alastors soul and is the reason hes constantly smiling cause i was talking about it w my friend . i like to think that she didnt like curse him or whatever we think she did just for the hell of it and instead did it in retaliation because alastor told her to smile more Alastor: Lilith! You should smile more! Lilith, eye twitching: Should I, now? *Curses him*

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tomanyquotes · 3 months

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Husk: I actually really like Legally Blonde.

Everyone: …

Angel Dust: ….really??

Husk: Yeah..? What. Do I not seem like type?

Vaggie: We wouldn’t know, Husk, YOU DONT TALK.

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hh-and-hb-fan · 11 months

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Pentious: why do I smell something burning?

Angel: it's my heart melting by seeing you~💗

Pentious: awww thnx sweetie! But seriously-- the toaster is on fire

Angel: 0- 0

#hh incorrect quotes #hh #XD #sirdust

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societalenemynumberone · 1 month

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Deadpool quotes but with my Lucifer's older sibling!reader idea-

Reader: [First day in Hell, in the middle of a fistfight] Have you seen this woman?

[holds up a bad crayon drawing of Charlie]

Sera: You've been warned, Reader. This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will be coming with us

Reader: Look, Sera, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now

Alastor: Do you have off an switch?

Reader: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?

Reader; [after finding out about Charlie's existence] You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns

Charlie: Feeling a bit lonely?

Reader: Only sometimes when I'm by myself. Or other times when I'm with other people.

Reader: [First ever conversation with an awe-eyed Charlie] You're probably thinking, "My dad said that his older sibling is the second most just being in all of creation, but his sibling just turned that guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be just, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, that was a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a platonic love story.

Reader: [to Sera] Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners in the Lord's Kingdom with some creepy, [points to Adam] Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, [points to Emily] I'll send her shiny, happy ass a friend request

Reader [Helping in the second extermination]: Daddy needs to express some rage.

[starts firing their guns]

Reader: Listen, Angel, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the hotel - right next to the answer for getting out of a soul contract. Good luck.

Angel Dust: [Grinning] You fucking asshole

Alastor: Morningstar!

Reader: How can I help you? Besides luring women into dark, creepy basements.

Reader: [Just learned how to use a phone, looking at a text from Angel] What is that?

Husk: That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long

Sera: I've given Reader every chance to join us but they'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will they grow up and see benefits of joining the Angelic Council?

Emily: Which benefits? Commiting genocide for amusement? Or the Angel that falls every few decades?

Sera: Please, falling out of Heaven builds character

Reader: Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it...

[Lute jumps from the platform and lands]

Reader: [clapping their hands] Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees

Charlie: [Stopping Reader from killing Valentino] I can't allow this, Reader. Please, come quietly.

Reader: You blonde cock-gobbler!

Charlie: That's not nice.

Reader: You're really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that squeaking bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil. Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.

[a dead body falls off an overhead building]

Reader: That guy was already up there when I got here.

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hazbin-hazmat · 4 months

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Husk: We're great together because we're so different.

Angel Dust: True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.

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