So, I finally got around to watching the most recent Pirates SMP lore stream, and I have an interesting observation/ crack theory.
This person was in the cutscene right?
Now they reminded me of a different character.
DUN DUN DUN
Okay so I'm not saying that the person is Ausbie, but I'm also not denying that they might have some connection
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just had a realisation about limited life jimmy while watching grian's "best of limited life" video.
i'm at the part where they're jumping off the mansion in episode 1 and jimmy goes to water bucket clutch, but inevitably just falls off the side and fails to clutch.
he then goes on to say "that wasn't even a jump. i just slipped off."
and how does he end up dying?
by slipping off of bread bridge. because grian tells him to push the tnt minecart.
there's a narrative there. i'm not a big fan of the watchers theory but oh my god, if jimmy didn't just predict his death there...
i'm in SHAMBLES
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My favorite part abt Schlatt as a content creator is that despite arguably being one of the most important characters in DSMP lore, he has done everything in his power to stay as far away from the fanbase as possible, and ykw i gotta respect that
Case in point, him going out of his way to ban anyone with DSMP names (names ending with -innit -notfound -wastaken etc.) across ALL of twitch and then a few months later doing a room tour stream to which he then banned everyone with a LManburg flag in their room
Bro banned a combined ~500 people put of pure hatred and honestly in a way I gotta respect that level of vitriol
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silly little technoblade headcanons bc he makes me happy
techno who likes dogs and fluffy little animals and makes it a point to collect at least one of each. Who is cold and brooding until a puppy is involved, in which case he loses his steely facade and immediately goes to pet it.
techno who was saved by phil as a child and has since promised to return the favor one day.
techno who’s mediocre at cooking but complete dogwater at baking and is banned from coming anywhere near an oven.
techno who goes on long rants about mythology. Philza who listens to it all.
technoblade saving and treasuring all the gifts he receives.
technoblade carrying with him an item to represent each of his friends. An emerald for Phil, a paper crown for Ranboo. For a time he carried a red bandana for Tommy and a piece of blue wool for Wil.
technoblade who switches from chill and patient to the ancient warrior he’s rumored to be at the drop of a dime, and then one finally realizes why he’s referred to as the blood god.
technoblade who saw death’s angel coming for him and deciding to befriend him instead.
technoblade who tears his way through entire armies with minimal effort, and then goes home and pets each and every one of his animals before bed.
technoblade ensuring that everyone is well-fed before he begins to eat himself.
techno hoarding the gold and riches of all those who have challenged him.
just. the blade. but soft.
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HOLY GODS NEW VIDEO FROM FUNDY I C A N ' T BELIEVE IT IT'S BEEN SO LONG 😭😭😭😭 I smile as a little kid now
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Hello mcytumblr im trying to find Owengejuice's boundaries on shipping- under his twitch chat rules he says no shipping and I'm not sure if that's in general or just for his twitch chat. If anybody knows his boundaries please lmk that would be amazing :3
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I felt like making more Minecraft skins so have a red version of the Impulse skin I made. (I like the arm paint/tattoo much better on this one)
Since I love Gem's yellow and red skins I may also make 80's outfit versions of those based on the drawn designs I did tomorrow. We shall see.
Once again, anyone in the community is aboslutely free to download and use this (with credit ofc ^-^)
Link to skin here!
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the fence blocks bloodlust
Bdubs hates the fence, he loves being red, but he hates watching Etho walk away.
last life!ethubs angst drabble :)
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Bdubs hates the fence.
He hates the line drawn down the middle of the snow castle, he hates the fence, he hates all of it. But he loves being red. It's exhilarating, it's refreshing, it's violent.
But he's alone.
He stares over the fence at Etho, who is staring back at him with an apprehensive look. His eyes are tinted green, even the red one with the jagged scar running down it. Contrary to Bdubs, whose eyes are red and full of bloodlust.
He watches as Etho begins to struggle for words. His mouth is covered by his mask, but Bdubs knows the former well enough to tell when he's struggling for words. His eyes start to wander and his hands start shaking. Bdubs isn't sure if Etho is scared – surely not, Bdubs would never hurt him – or just unsure of where they stand.
"Etho-“ he starts off, but Etho shakes his head.
“I can’t do this, Dubs,” he admits, reaching down to his side for his sword. “I can’t do this again.”
“Do what?” Bdubs asks, the red bloodlust in his veins itching to do something, to attack Etho. But Bdubs restrains himself, because this is Etho, and Bdubs would never hurt him, not like that. Not unless he really had to, and right now, he doesn’t. “We haven’t done anything like this before.”
“Last time,” Etho murmurs, resting his hand on the hilt of his sword, “you were red early on. And you lost Cleo, and I thought…” his words hitch in his throat.
Bdubs stares at him, waiting for his best friend to continue.
“I didn’t want to see you go before me,” Etho breathes out, and he turns away.
Bdubs - despite how brave he is, how confident he is - watches him walk away. As a red player, he should be chasing after Etho, taking his lives, forcing him down to red, acting on the bloodlust coursing through his veins. But he doesn’t.
He watches Etho go, run away to find safety in greens and yellows, away from Bdubs who will only hurt him if he stays.
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