#his ass. why is it so round

[steakout-05]

may i fucking help you

#star trek tng #st tng #william riker #commander riker #his ass. why is it so round #why is riker just so. y'know. why is he like that #for anyone curious this is from the episode 11001001 #the one where the binars distract riker by reprogramming holodeck to take control of the ship and help their planet #it's a pretty cool episode riker plays the trombone in it #how cool of a name is riker though #i like saying it #riker riker riker riker riker riker #cool name :) #anyway riker ass. butt. yes. if you couldn't tell i'm incredibly tired

[omaano]

Rex has a new workout buddy

Silly little companion (in spirit, if not in writing - but a man can dream) to The Art of Losing (Is Hard to Master) by the amazing @insertmeaningfulusername, the second chapter of which has just gone up this week! the little fluffball finally has a name!! :3

#also i needed to test a new brush that has become my absolutey favourite ever since #captain rex #tcw #the clones wars #star wars #tcw fanart #my art #sw tcw #star wars fanart #Ani adventures #rex #artists on tumblr #I don't even remember why I sketched these out in the first place #but they were so much fun #still can't drawn Ani reliably but he is a cute little ball of fluff #and very dedicated to her Most Favourite Person #another round of little heads incoming when I self reblog somewhere at 4 am XD #can we dedicate a second to the miracle of how well I caught the light in the folds of Rex's shorts #and on his ass in the second handstand drawing? #it won't happen again but I'm very very pleased with that

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

#ria.txt #i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????' #but then it was like. yeah. i see #love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations #also. izutsumi #what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes #the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected #hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille #not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop #it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes #haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face] #those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that #the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious #marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone- #-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH. #i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag #the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact #very solid and well rounded series wooo #the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together #anyways. dunmeshi au..... #more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison #ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters #which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste #false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her #martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy #stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty #the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone #i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her?? #and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy

[todayisafridaynight]

time a flat circle why the hell am i usin the same loafers i bought for one cosplay of my fave antagonist for another fave antagonist

#snap chats #can i even call it cosplay. why are police sirens going off in the bg oh my god shut UP #anyway yeah ill elaborate. Super Snap Stalkers will remember my p4 era and will remember the time i did in fact do an adachi cosplay #i deleted the og post like an hour later. plus that blog's gone. but im sure some freak can find it if they dig hard enough #ew i think i was 17/18 in that pic (not at all that long ago) ok anyway. #i use the same loafers for my aoki outfit. and yeah i do Regularly wear my rgg outfits i TOLD YOU its functional cosplay i QUIT #just funny that like.... damn everything always goes back to square one LOL #these busted ass old ass loafers still rockin with me years later #if im feeling cheeky i think i will post all my rgg outfits actually. for halloween #hang on gotta be depressed and cringe for a moment #cause ive always liked cosplay but whenever i did it it never felt. Good Looking #like i always just felt like my face never worked for the charas i wanted to portray and so thats why i say with a heavy heart #that aoki's round-ass square-ass head is perfect LOL it makes me wanna throw up looking in the mirror #i got the same weird lips. ok not that squished Similar but Its Awful that he makes me feel comfortable with my face now #at least my eyebags arent double deckered... i at least look like i get sleep.. some days. #breaking !!!! objectively one of the most vile bitches in this franchise makes you feel comfortable with your body and existence #NAW to continue from last post if i had a webcam i prob coulda done a cosplay y7 stream LOL thatd be funny #anyway since this tag ramble is just pure cringe let me round it off with a final bit of cringe #the Forbidden Mention of my trans masato hc cause one reason why i have a Teehee over the thought is how raspy his voice is #and i only really now realized how right i was tonight because my prof called on me to speak and when i tried speaking DAWG. #the forbidden acknowledgement of Myself GROSS #BUT DAWG MY THROAT WAS FUCKIN CRUSTY it felt like sandpaper EW?? WATER FOR YOU?? christ. i hope that was just a one-time thing #ok im leaving now BYE

[puzzlekinq]

this faggot and his fat ass. hes ruining my life i need to marry him

#his ass is made to be smacked. why else would it be so round and voluptuous #edward nashton

[pepperpixel]

Started playing cookie run kingdom this past week… have become pretty addicted.. my days now revolve around cookies… they hath infected every part of my brain.. so. Have some art gGHG-

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #wildberry cookie #affogato cookie #latte cookie #crk #doodles #at first I DIDNT LIKE WILDBERRY. OUT OF SPITE #cuz I was a dumbass and for some reason decided to not use his gacha at the start. I just used the regular one #for SOME REASON HHG #but in the arena SO MANY ppl had him! and he was SO difficult to beat #but.. then I actually got him myself and… yeah… he’s good #very good cookie… I am fond…. I will admit it #also. w the latte and affogato pic. yesterday!!! I actually pulled dARK CACAO… #so I do now kno the true meaning of a cookie that can beat ur ass… #but latte and affogato are still rlly strong! and they definitely carried me at the start ghghg #ALSO WHY IS AFFOGATO SPRITE FLIPPED IN EVERY PIC ON GOOGLE IMAGES??? #i didn’t wanna look at him in game for ref cuz I didn’t wanna drain my battery! but all the pictures of him online are the wrong way round! #and I didn’t notice till it was too late ghghgh #but yeah anyway…. god… cookies… lov them… gGHG #life now officially revolves around cookies lol #also second wildberry pic might be a LIL ooc ghghg- but. I don’t care. It’s cute #it’s a cute expression for him to make ghghgh

[wariodemambo]

SCREAMING at these tags REINA.

#THERE COULDNT HAVE BEEN A WORSE MOMENT FOR WARIO TO JOINNNNNNNNNNN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo. #thats why he wasnt in the final round. he went home the night before. got his ass beat. and is stuck behind the counter. #i have. so much art to draw SOBS #wario; watching pep and gustavo ground omino: sh. should i be here for this #【 💰 — you can call me… annoyed. ┊ ooc. 】

[wereh0gz]

Idk if I've talked about this headcanon before but I like to think Sonic "hibernates" during winter

And by that I mean he sleeps for almost a day straight, wakes up for an hour or two to eat, shower, check up on Tails, etc. and then goes back to sleep for another day

He trusts Tails enough to take care of himself while he's asleep as they both lived and survived on their own before meeting each other, and he can't really control it (if he places his head on a pillow he will fall asleep literally seconds after and nothing can wake him up) so he kinda has to trust him

The weird thing is, no other mobian hedgehog (or any other animal that should hibernate in the wild) does that. They might feel a bit more drowsy than usual and sleep in for a couple of hours but not to the point of sleeping the whole day. Nobody knows why Sonic specifically does this

Sonic is weird even for his own species

#ramblings #sonic headcanon #i like to think that going to a place with a cold climate all year round also triggers this hybernation thing #so he has to fight to stay awake while passing through them #it was incredibly hard in unleashed when he travelled to holoska #because of the whole werehog thing and not having slept well in a while #one time he woke up in the hospital because one winter day he decided to take a nap at around noon #and didn't wake up after a couple hours and tails got worried #he ended up waking up almost two days later and was very confused as to why he was in the hospital #i think eggman probably doesn't try to take over during the time sonic is sleeping #because. honestly for him it's not so much about taking over as it is about kicking sonic's ass #and he wants it to be a (sort of) fair fight because it's no fun kicking his ass when he can't really fight back #i think i'm done rambling about this headcanon for now lol i can't really think of what else to say

[grymmdark]

guess whose being mentally ill and gay about Nicholas D. Wolfwood again

#grymms spectacular fucking posts #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #if he wasn't such a pain in the ass to draw I'd have made so much art of him by now #before i tried drawing him i thought the fact that so many artists just kinda make up their own design for him was weird but not i get it. #his visage escapes me. i dont know why because it's not like anything about his design in complicated but there's just something that makes #him so hard to draw. doesn't help that he's kinda sharp featured n my art style is pretty soft n round but thats far from the only issue

[telltalebatman]

in the end purchasing the scorpion statue was an absolute fucking adventure and in the end i had to buy the full set of him + rhino + spidey (i don't even like spider-man), which means i now have to figure out a way to get rid of the spidey one (bc u know i am keeping rhino lol. him and scorps are a bonded pair. Do Not Separate Them)

also i need y'all to know that spider-man got some fucking ASS

#4.txt #this photo is directly from the manufacturer's website #and it is fucking haunting me #1. why is his ass the focal point of the picture #2. WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH ASS AND WHY IS IT SO ROUND

[pwurrz]

if zhongli doesn’t have a fat ass then what is this!!!!!!

#WHY HE DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON /ref #on god tho why did they shade his ass to be so round #bounce a dime offa that thing 🫦 #i’m sorry #genshin impact #zhongli ♡ #minors dni

[satoruoo]

"you're doing it wrong, baby."

the man before you only huffs in annoyance, a pout forming on his glossed lips. you stifle a laugh as he sulks, his fingers working to untie the sad excuse of a bow that held your heel in place.

"let me try again," satoru half pleads from between your legs, "i promise i'll get it right this time."

in truth, you're enjoying the view of your boyfriend kneeling at your feet while he attempts to tie your lace-up heels. your foot is strategically placed between his legs, pretty white-painted toenails on display as he tries and fails to correctly strap up your shoe.

hell, he's kneeling in a tailored suit, and it's messing with your brain.

you're going on a date tonight - it's a fancy restaurant that satoru's been dying to try out. it'd been a pain in the ass to pick out an outfit, not because you lacked clothes, your boyfriend ensured your wardrobe was always filled to the brim with the latest fashion. no, rather, it was because he insisted you wear matching outfits.

his problem, however, was your choice of shoe. your favourite pair of black lace-up heels was your pick for the evening. he'd asked to do them up for you and you thought it was going to be a 30-second thing.

you've now been sitting here for 10 minutes.

"what the fuck is this shit?" he mumbles to himself, irritated. "why is this so complicated??"

another attempt and he's given up, leaning back a fraction to critique his work. horrible, as expected.

you laugh as satoru sighs loudly, leaning his head on the exposed skin of your thigh in exasperation. his white locks tickle your flesh, and you take it upon yourself to rake your manicured nails through his hair, fingertips scratching his undercut affectionately.

you think he's adorable like this - absolute putty in your hands. he nuzzles into your skin, leaving soft kisses on the plush of your thigh as you dutifully work your fingers over his scalp.

"how about i do one, and you can watch and do the other?" you suggest.

he perks up quickly, icy blue irises sparkling. he nods, a beaming smile settling on his lips. he shifts his weight and leans back to give you space.

"so, you take these, 'round the back, and twist, then under and wrap around the ankle, twist one more time, and - boom!" you finish tying the bow on the back of your calf and smile.

satoru's eyebrow raises immediately, an expression half of disgust and half of confusion finding its place on his features. he squints at you, "you expect me to do that?"

"precisely," you respond with a smug grin.

there's a subtle challenge in your answer, and satoru drinks it like water. a challenge? he'll do it, easy. he switches your feet, sticking his tongue out as he focuses on his task.

you're watching him, amused by the way his brows furrow in concentration as he repeats the steps. around, the straps are crossed around your foot. twist, the straps are twisted. under, the straps are hooked beneath the heel. wrap, the straps are crossed and taken around your leg. twist.

he's done it. a fast learner, indeed.

you can't help the way your lips curve into a smile, applauding his efforts. his crystalline eyes are on you again - how could they not be? you're nothing short of gorgeous in that dress - pleading for some kind of praise.

"thanks, babe." you say, bending to place a kiss on his collarbone.

(he hopes to god there's a lipstick stain there so he can show everyone in that restaurant who he belongs to.)

satoru, being the most amazing boyfriend out there, helps you get on your feet, hand resting on the small of your back as he guides you from your apartment to his car.

"you look stunning tonight, love." he says while grinning like a lovestruck fool as you slip into the passenger seat.

"i know," you answer, shooting him a smile that gets him weak in the knees, "you picked the dress, after all."

you were going to be the death of him.

tagging: @sad-darksoul

#♡. viascribbles #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x you #satoru gojo x you #gojo x y/n #satoru gojo x y/n #satoru gojo #satoru x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen

[angelsrcute]

IF I'M SO SPECIAL, THEN WHY AM I A SECRET? 𝜗𝜚

(´∀｀*)ε｀　) ౨ৎ N–sfw content !! ; Dom!Teacher!Toji + Bimbo!Student!F!Reader ➜ cws: Degradation, unprotected sex, reader has huge tits, vibrator use, Dacryphilia, blowjob, breath play, breeding kink, baby trapping(?), age gap, slight spanking. ᡴꪫ‎

‎ ꒰ † ੭‎ For the event!

Teacher!Toji whose favourite student is you, a pretty little thing. Your grades are average though.

A vibrator in your cunt as you try to stifle moans, the hand in his pocket plays with the switch. Toji who later has you against a wall in the bathroom, your legs wrapped around his waist as he fucks you. Drool falling from your lips as you get more wet on the thought of being found like this.

Teacher!Toji who says he'll ‘help’ you with your grades but just proceeds to just fuck you stupid on his desk.

His thick cock hitting your womb, his grip bruising as your eyes welled up with pathetic tears, skirt hiked up to your waist. Your ass red cause of the harsh spankings. He plays with your huge tits, “Shit, you're such a stupid slut, made to take my cock.”

Teacher!Toji who makes you suck him off after classes. Calling you a pretty slut, tits peeking out from your bra. He swears he can cum just from the sight.

Eyes glossy as you try not to gag on his cock, a harsh grip on your scalp as he makes you take him fully. Pretty lips wrapped around his cock. God he could just fuck a baby into you.

Teacher!Toji who has his hands around your neck as he pounds in you, his length stretching you out, he says it's his way to congratulate you for getting good marks. Definitely didn't grade you better just so he could fuck you.

Teacher!Toji who edges you if you get in detention or do bad in exams, spanking you with his belt, he can tell you enjoy it by the way your cunt drips. Such a sweet thing.

Teacher!Toji who's fucking excited once he has you knocked up, his cute little bimbo with a child, now you can't ever leave him. Tits full of milk and your cute belly all round just makes him wanna keep you to himself forever!

#dom character #sub reader #jjk smut #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk x fem!reader #jujitsu kaisen smut #jujitsu kaisen x reader #toji smut #toji x reader #toji x you #toji fushigro x reader #𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐄'𝐒 :: 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

That nice little bit of pink flare in the hair.

It is just like talked about when we were younger.

Mystery sexy girl with the Wayfair bdsm gear on.

In the back of my mind I am like I would like those self strapped wrists to be giving me some hugs.

Oh...you know.

#they are just so goddamn round #smh...dear fucking God so round and perfect let me ruby my eyes and look again to make sure she is real #I turn around and you paddle your feet looking at biscuits #heh this girl looks stimulated by our interaction here...looks around nope it's definitely me #why couldn't you have had mom bring me in there for a sandwich #I could have been like #hey so you look Really familiar #but no I am like man this poor girl but damn they probably do way better business with her there #I fucking hate Doug so much #he is like dog shit on my shoe #stinks and nearly impossible to scrape it all off #look you want to discuss your stepfather (technically) we can do that in person #there is like nothing good for me to say there #mom would come to me when he was an asshole like come on #like mom you brought his dumb ass over here you know how to banish them #no though the wind just psycho herself into exiting the nervous shell #in a way the tree is kind of like the biggest backhanded compliment of all time #and it is more of a hey thanks fuck you than a compliment #up in old you know where Sunday nights after 2000 Jane is hammered complaining and I am like I don't really give a shit #“I just need to disconnect” me: like...ok if that's what you want ( #mash time than analingus