#home depot lighting section

[adhdandcomics]

hey.. dont cry, let's stim in the home depot lighting section together, okay?

#autism creature #adhd creature #i love these little things u dont even know #and i love! the hardware store #art #adhd #autism #stimming #home depot lighting section #hardware store

[n3pt0-0n]

Having enrichment time in my enclosure

#home depot lighting section #its so beautiful #I love the home depot light section

[memelimbo]

#tmbg #birdhouse in your soul #home depot light section

[honey-dont]

my personal hardware store ranking is fleet farm > home depot > menards > lowes

#fleet farm has EVERYTHING. you can buy a tractor there #home depot smells nice and has strong nostalgia associations for me #menards is kind of mid tbh but they get props for a killer lighting section and their ad jingle. plus their cheese curds are rly good #lowes is. lowes #my dad did woodworking and stuff when i was a kid so my sister and i spent a lot of time in hardware stores #david.txt

[absensia]

where's the shitpost about loving home depot a little too much

#i need it #one of char's favourite things to do is grocery shop #but i'd be lying if i said she also doesn't love going to home depot #she just likes seeing all the stuff #especially the lighting section bc who doesn't like the lighting section #won't ever go into the fucking apple store though fuck that

[esspurrr]

im trying to understand him

#stuff i drew #er blogging #the twins at home depot. how long will they be distracted by the home lighting section.

[krillbot]

Oooo ahhhh I’m a moth now

#lights #like the light section of a Home Depot #but with more colors #mmmmmmm #visual stim #maevith #just krilling

[inkskinned]

it is the first snow today. i think we should all have off work, even though it didn't stick. i think there should be 4 national holidays, one for each season. happy first snow, go home and make cookies. for spring it can be the first crocus. for summer the first lightning bug. for autumn, the first golden leaf. go home, kiss your dog, feed your cat (who is absolutely already-fed but somehow still starving.)

i think we should all take more showers together, but i mean that in the soft way. i mean it like taking a nap. two years ago i had 5 adult friends in my queen bed, all of us laying across each other, head over belly over thigh over hand. any time one of us would giggle, it would ripple over each of us, like pulling on a spiderweb. kim actually needed to nap and didn't get to sleep and i am still sorry for it even though this is one of my most precious memories.

i think we should all wash each other's hair, i mean. i walk my dog and i watch someone put up twinkle lights around their front porch. alex and i just moved, and i love the neighborhood. already so many of our new neighbors have stopped by to say hello. the nice lady downstairs also collects plants, like me. she gave us her number on a pink post-it note. i am trying to decide whether to make her cookies or brownies.

i am going through a very hard time. something bad happened this weekend that i do not wish to discuss. it is hanging over me. i think of the green ribbon, and the woman who had her throat cut. it feels like that sometimes, inside of my body. like i am walking and talking despite being half-corpsed. like i am hanging on by a ribbon, standing on some kind of cusp. i keep saying - at least it wasn't worse. we are so lucky it wasn't worse. the idea is river-rock smooth now, all the edges worried off.

in this very dark night - the sun sets by 3 now - people don't need to, but they try anyway. they paint the missing light into things. i have an embarrassing number of missed calls and texts, but i feel the love from them nevertheless - hey. if you need something, i'm here. i will bring you food/puzzles/anything. i got you.

i think we should all have a big group chat where we do errands with strangers. this week i got lost in a home depot, which is wild because i'm a lesbian and we are actually hatched in a lowe's lumber section. there were two other women in the whole store. we ended up shopping together, at first by accident (we all needed things in the same aisle), and then because, well, why not. one of the ladies was taller than me, so she pulled down the screws i needed. i am agile and have the personality of a raccoon, so they sent me after anything below 3 feet. we talked about holiday plans and never learned each other's names, but did learn all the drama about each other's families.

i am making you cupcakes, because i have so much affection i want to pour it into batter. you ask me if i am eating enough per meal. i wrap your gift twice, trying to do it prettily. i get excited to give it to you, just because i hope you'll be excited too.

my parents drive an hour just to see the new apartment and to do the parent thing; standing in the kitchen saying things like "oh you'll get so much use from this dishwasher" and "well, you could paint that" and "when your mother and i moved it was uphill both ways and in a snowstorm and of course your brother was an infant." my mother brought me a plant for housewarming. i always say i love you before she leaves.

i play dnd on tuesdays still, after all these years. we all keep that night free. at one point, between grad school and marriage and all of it, we had to have a serious discussion about how to keep it running. we will keep going, we decided eventually. just to see each other, even if we don't play - you are all important to me. sebastian is not prone to affection but last night he stole my usual sign off - i love you all, be good, he said. he was laughing.

i don't love the winter, actually. i like snow in theory, but i grew up in the north, and am too-familiar with the season of "mud and sludge". i don't like being cold. but i do love something kind of soft and rare: every year around this time, people remember oh yes. you and i are human together. and i have love to spare.

it is the first snow, and something in my heart is finally warm again. i have spent what felt like the last 18 months just going-through-the-motions. it has felt blank and immediate, like i would never actually feel again. that sounds extremely trite and stupid - but that is the boring and familiar experience of depression. life just washes up against your windows, and you watch it happening. you see things that should be lovely and affecting, and it just whispers too-thin. i was desperately uncreative. uninterested in my hobbies. unimpressed by my writing. i told my therapist, often, i don't know how to find hope again.

almost sheepishly, something strange and lovely is burning in my chest. i keep not-looking at it, worried it will scamper back into the shadows again. it is skittish and wild, but it is so warm i want to sink my hands into its fur and feel it breathing. i love-hate it: if it's real, it can hurt me when it leaves again. but i am icarus-born, sun-lover and poet: i can't help myself. despite my best intentions, i am falling in love with life again.

i am planning to make cookies for my friends. alex and i are going to go christmas tree shopping. we picked out matching dish towels last night, and they have little mushrooms on them.

i love you. it does come back. yes, even after a long time. even for you. i promise. keep trying. you will wake up and it will be a day you can smile about.

write me when you get there. we will take the day off of work, and i will wash your hair, and we will both be laughing.

#spilled ink #writeblr #pos #recovery #my brain is like - don't trust it!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! we can't be wrong again!!!!!! #and im like. what if the sorrow is the thing that's wrong though. #what if this - this!!!!! - is the truth

[whereisrendog]

Ren’s in the home depot lights section

He's transfixed.

#hermitcraft #rendog #where's ren?

[in-correct-trolls]

branch: the smell of home depot is cathartic.

branch: faeries live in the lights and chandelier section. gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

creek: stop romanticising home depot

smidge: pixies live in the paint aisle! fuck you!

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trollstopia #trolls the beat goes on #branch #creek #smidge #assume this is a human au or something #idk how to justify trolls acting like fae and gnomes are fake #source: tumblr

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

Jade: Fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Karkat: STOP ROMANTICIZING HOME DEPOT 

Jade: Pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

#submission #Source Tumblr users paper-backstab and kuboe #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #karkat vantas #mod terezi #yeah karkat fuck you home depot is where the lesbians live

[autisticgayplushie]

all nine of the stretch goal designs for this campaign - I am not sure how many goals we will be able to reach but there will come a point where I won't be able to do any more goals unless I get fulfillment help, so we'll see if it gets to that point and if I can get help! below the cut are the names, info, and artist statements for each plushie! I may end up changing the names as I am still not sure about ash, sandy, kelly, and luca, but let me know if you like them!

Tristan The Depression Raccoon: Tristan’s plushie will come with a removable hoodie accessory! He loves cozy video games like animal crossing and stardew valley. There are not many widely used symbols for depression that I could find, so I chose Tristan's colors based on how my depression makes me feel, bruised and cold.

Ash the Anxiety Bunny Moth: Ash’s plushie will have fluffy moth antennae and removable magnetic wings similar to Bug’s plush! They love to visit the home depot lights section when their friends are with them! I chose gray and yellow for the main body colors because my anxiety personally deals with uncertainty and things out of my control. The green comes from one of the anxiety flags created by Beyond MOGAI. To add moth features was a suggestion I got that I thought fit very well!! 

Sandy the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Kitty: Sandy is an artist and loves to draw and paint landscapes! Her wings will be attached via magnet, similar to Bug’s wings. The colors of her design are based on the OCD flag created by lucellion, with spirals in her paws to represent repetitive thought processes.

Melon the Sensory Processing Disorder Opossum: Melon is a silly opossum who has bat wings! Melon’s wings will be attached via magnet, similar to Bug’s wings. Melon’s colors are inspired by the SPD pride flag created by Beyond MOGAI.

Jazz the Borderline Personality Disorder Kitty: Jazz is a tortoiseshell kitty that loves to read!! Jazz’s plush will come with a pvc charm of the hand of Eris symbol for you to put on xer collar if you choose! The colors are loosely based on the BPD flag created with community input by ptsdsafe on tumblr.

Kelly the Schizospec Axolotl: kelly is an axolotl who is studying chemistry and loves science! kelly’s design is inspired by the Schizospec flag, created with community input and organized by schizosupport on tumblr. They will have a collar tag once again made of PVC featuring the associated double sided arrow symbol.

Em the Bipolar Disorder Chimera: Em is a chimera kitty who has dragon wings and a snake tail! One side of the snake tail is smiling, the other frowning. This takes inspiration from the :): symbol often associated with Bipolar disorder.

Cy the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Otter: Cy is a happy little otter griffin! They love to sculpt and craft and sew! Cy’s color pallet is based on the assortment of medications I take for my own IBS symptoms.

Luca the Dyslexia Fox: Luca is a dancer and loves to perform! Their design and colors are loosely based on the infinity heart+ moon and star symbol that is often found on dyslexia flags. they will have L and R embroidered on their paws, which was a suggestion I was given.

#tristan the depression racoon #audhd creatures #ash the anxiety moth bunny #sandy the ocd kitty #melon the spd opossum bat #Jazz the BPD kitty #kelly the schizospec axolotl #em the bipolar disorder chimera #cy the IBS otter griffin #luca the dyslexia fox #part of my concern with naming is that when it comes to a collection in order to make fulfillment easier on myself I like to choose names #that mostly have different letters to start. because. I will read the first letter of a name and then go off of that which has led to #many people getting sprinkles instead of scarlet or beau instead of beans ToT #so we have ash - bug - critter - cy (the one repeat) - dash - em - jazz - kelly - luca - melon - tristan #cy i think is different enough from critter because it is only two letters so if I confuse cy for critter. that's. well. i hope i won't

[minhyungsluvr]

Holding Hands With Mark

Holding hands had never been something that Mark found intimate until he started dating you. Now your hand is the only one he wants to hold.

He loves when you grab his hand when your walking on a crowded sidewalk, your grip on him extremely tight but he doesn’t mind because it’s you holding him. And he’s rather lose feeing in his hand than have you get lose in the crowd.

He loves when your watching a movie on the couch and you reach out to grab his hand because a particularly sappy part of the movie comes on. You’ve always been a sucker for romance, so when the main characters on the screen finally confess their love for each other you can’t help but reach out for Mark. Reminded of the day you two finally confessed to each other.

He loves when you reach out for his hand in your sleep, subconsciously wanting him closer. He likes how loose you the grip is, yet it seems to make you feel better with the way you finally stop squirming in the bed. 

He loves holding your hands before concerts. It could be be his fifth time performing that week, nothing calms his nerves the way having your hands in his does. The way you give him words of encouragement while trying to fight off a shy smile because he keeps kissing your hands leaves him ready and energized to perform. 

He loves how you hold his hand when he sad. Your grip on his hand is strong, letting hi m know your there for him without saying anything. Alternatively, he loves holding your hand when your sad. Your eyes glossy and red from crying, and your head is on his shoulder. He’s holding your hand and placing soft kisses on your temple, letting you work through your emotions.

He loves when you grab his hand in excitement. You see something that makes you light up, and the first thing you do is grab his hand with a loud “Mark look”. He can’t even focus on what your trying to show him because with the way your lighting up right now he can’t look anywhere else.

Honorable mentions: holding his hand while your kissing and things get steamier, holding his hand when you introduce him to your family and you don’t even mind how sweaty his hands are, holding his hand while walking through the plants section at Home Depot and your ignoring him because this is the third plant of yours he’s killed within the month and you’re having to get another one, holding his hand when you’ve had a fight the day before and his thumb is doing that had caress thing and now you’ve forgotten what the fight was about all you can focus on is his hand in yours.

Take away points: I WANT TO HOLD MARKS HANDS

#mark lee fluff #mark lee scenarios #mark lee imagines #mark lee x reader #nct reactions #nct fluff #nct scenarios #nct imagines #nct 127 scenarios #nct dream reactions #nct dream imagines #nct dream fluff #NCT Dream Scenarios #nct dream x reader

[s1utlvr]

Boredom ❊

Leo Valdez x Fem!Reader Smau

Synopsis: a day in the city with ur favorite boy!!

a/n: GUESS WHOS BACK!!!!! Anyways just started rereading The Lost Hero and Leo really is just so ugh anyways trying to get out of my writing slump but for now here’s this. Faceclaim for Leo is Marcel Ruiz!!

DIRECT MESSAGES

Leolikeleo: Do you wanna go somewhere with me?

Y/n.y/n: Like on a date?

Leolikeleo: …..like to the Home Depot in manhattan

Y/n.y/n: Leo what 😭

Leolikeleo: We can look at the light section and I’ll get you lunch

Y/n.y/n: deal

Leolikeleo added to their story

First date kinda nervous 😓 @y/n.y/n

y/n.y/n added to their story

shoutout to the stranger who airdropped this to me @leolikeleo

y/n.y/n added to their story

Is ur boyfriend normal or does he get excited whenever they bring out the forklift at Home Depot??

@leolikeleo replied: you are so mean 😞

leolikeleo added to their story

What if we kissed in the Home Depot light section?

@y/n.y/n replied: I’m right here Leo

leolikeleo: but you’re being mean 🙄🙄

y/n.y/n added to their story

BRO IS DEFINITELY GETTING SPITED‼️

♫ Gasoline By HAIM (feat.Taylor Swift)

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y/n.y/n: strike a match, strike a match, watch it blow

COMMENTS

seaweedbrain: What do you know about New York🤨

y/n.y/n replied: Manhattan🔥🔥

pipecleaner: Without me??? LAMEEEE

y/n.y/n.replied: miss you babe 😪

leolikeleo replied: womp womp 🙄

♫ Where the flowers bloom By Tyler the Creator (feat. Frank ocean)

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Leolikeleo: My hot funny beautiful amazing girlfriend who I love very much took this picture 👍

COMMENTS

y/n.y/n: Can confirm!!

a/n: This may suck and flop but this was actually so fun to make……I wanna write for leo now

#luv aubrey <33 #the lost heir job #hero’s of olympus #percy jackson #leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #pjo smau #hoo

[ponyhasapepsiaddiction]

*The gang is at Home Depot*  Johnny: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*  Two-Bit: *Shitting in the display toilets*  Steve: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*  Sodapop: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*  Dally: Stealing everything he sees Darry: *Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone ruined it*  Ponyboy: *In the car sleeping*

#the outsiders #incorrect quotes #incorrect outsiders quotes #the outsiders memes #sodapop curtis #the outsiders sodapop #darry curtis #ponyboy curtis #ponyboy michael curtis #the outsiders darry #johnny cake #the outsiders johnny #johnny cade #the outsiders two bit #two bit mathews #two bit #keith mathews #steve randle #the outsiders steve #you cant handle the randle #sodapop #the outsiders dally #dally winston #dallas winston #darrel shayne curtis #the outsiders ponyboy #ponyboy

[jungle-angel]

Hi! I love your writing! May I please request:

42. “I leave them alone in Home Depot for a half an hour and THIS is the evidence” 

For Bob? Thank you so much!

Oh honey, absolutely!!! This is so Bob coded it isn't even funny (lol).

Phoenix had been sitting at the counter in the kitchen, scrolling through her phone when the quiet was suddenly broken by the sound of you bursting through the front door.

"That's it!" you declared loudly. "That is IT!"

"What?" Phoenix asked. "What's it?"

"My husband, Jake and the rest of them idjits," you answered. "That's what's it. I leave them alone in Home Depot for half an hour and THIS is the evidence."

You handed Phoenix your phone and she began scrolling through the camera roll Bob had sent you, her face scrunching and contorting into perturbed looks as she gazed at the so called evidence.

First there had been one of the boys asleep with his arms crossed in a fridge in the appliance display.

Then the lightsaber duel with the PVC pipes in the plumbing section.

The video of the shopping cart race had her giggling just ever so slightly and so didn't the disco party in the lighting section.

But she could hardly keep it together when she saw the video of the boys in the doors and window section singing one of their favorite running gags from Monsters Inc.

"NOW do you see my point?" you questioned.

"Yep," Phoenix chuckled. "As soon as they get home we'll have to have a little talk with them."

"Oh believe me, it'll be more than a talk," you informed her.

#top gun maverick #robert bob floyd #bob floyd x reader #natasha phoenix trace #mickey fanboy garcia #bradley rooster bradshaw #javy coyote machado #jake hangman seresin #reuben payback fitch #dagger squad