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rissaoffline · 10 months
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・゚✮ ✧ 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖 ✧ ✮゚・
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felsicveins · 2 months
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Otto would die happy if put in a Bruce + Clay sandwich
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Too bad, this little gay will continue living
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tuituipupu · 8 months
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yo, just notcied this while listening to horse b4 porsche by tommy cash:
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hmMmmMm
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boyslushie · 10 days
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horse porsche (stupid)
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stopthatfool · 4 months
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If you made Ice listen to 100 gecs he would immediately blow up everywhere
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bloodbuzz-ohio · 2 years
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"It's you. Ever since the beginning, it's always been you."
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jeydogsworld · 1 month
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♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧⋆⭒˚。⋆
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coolthingsguyslike · 2 years
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tussive · 5 months
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I'm a G, I'm a G, straight from 2003
Creepy legs, in my sweats, I got cocaine colored skin
Wear fake Gucci, yeah, I get it from the market
In my wallet euroz, dollaz, yeniz — full of fucking бабки
Buy a horse before a Porsche, no one acts like me
I pop like acne, make you happy
Sneakers so clean like a fresh napkin
Original rude boy, white trash Rakim
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steveskeleton · 9 months
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really quick lego Porsche 911 GT3 RS renders
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akashicrecord · 1 year
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house in nebraska by ethel cain came on shuffle and it was making me feel too sad so I put on hi bich by bhad bhabie
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pizzaju1ce · 3 months
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critterscode · 4 months
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tazzmanian-devil · 6 months
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bdubs said the thing in his secret life incident hundreds injured
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beiasluv · 4 months
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yes, and? | f1 d!lfs
a/n: Ariana popped tf off with that house music, but ngl I have mixed feelings abt her allegations. don’t be a homewrecker bitches 😘
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aussiegrit Ride a Porsche, save a horse…😆 yourinsta
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fernandoalo_official nice caption 🙌🤣
aussiegrit got a smart gal 😊😂
username thatshouldbemeholdjngyourhanddd
username mark and yn are weird. prove me wrong.
username don’t be a hater if she’s having fun
username having sex with someone’s husband is fun?
username ain’t no one saying that yet
username if I see a dilf using the laughing emoji unironically again I will combust
username then I’ve got good news for you..
username ICONIC QUEEN SHITT
username Honestly get that bag gurlll
username Yn is a grown woman, should’ve known not to mingle with an older man
username is it so depressing to see a successful young woman having a fun time?
yourinsta
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yourinsta ride or die (literally) 😙
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jensonbutton careful love
yourinsta will do 🤭
username hang out with people your age
username stay mad, go touch some grass
landonorris we literally drive fast car for life 💀
yourinsta I KNOW 😭😭
yourinsta when are you visiting 😔
landonorris soonn
username ERM Where.
sebastianvettel glad you had fun schatz
yourinsta anytimee 🫶
username sebastian went skiing and no fucking picture. I’m devastated.
username what exactly are you riding 🤭
username she slayed for that
username DONT TAKE TREACHEROUS ROADS
username DONT MAKE UNNECESSARILY JOURNIES
jensonbutton
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jensonbutton off seasonal things 🤣.
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yourinsta slow your horses on drinking mr button
jensonbutton will do love 😉
yourinsta I’ll keep an eye on that.
username taking care of her old man You go girlll
username was this the Santa hat he got from Fernando 😭😭
username it’s also likely that one of them gifted the whiskey as well
username nobody can stop yn and her dilfs on this summer break
username HELL YEAH
username not complaining for the lack of content from the current grid (except Ms gurl herself)
yourinsta
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yourinsta I have no more storage 😔
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sebastianvettel sorry schatz ❤️
yourinsta I maybee forgive you
username grow tf upp
username she got them down bad and you mad??
landonorris why is your phone crustyy
yourinsta I SWEAR IT’S THEMM
yourinsta my selfies ate 🤭
username PERIODDD
username get yourself sweaty old dilfss
jensonbutton deleting is not an option love
aussiegrit buying a new one is
username OH???
username be my sugar daddy please 😩🙏
username Oscar and mick basically cringing at their father figure
username Respect the original rizz gurll
username Sebastian was and still is the original rizz, ask yn 😘
username kimi what are you doing hereeee
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f1gossips
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f1gossips Ricciardo, Vettel, Button, Alonso, and Ln spotted in a holiday in Ibiza, Spain. More attendants to be confirmed.
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username honestly it’s kinda weird that she keeps on hanging out with the older grid while she is literally a Mercedes driver?
username and what’s wrong with hanging out with people outside the current grid
username idk seems kinda weird to me, older men..
username if she’s getting that bag I respect her cause why tf not?
username homewrecker much?
username desperate much?
username homewrekcerr so coquette 🎀
username you guys don’t get it (I GET HERR)
username Spain… so is Carlos joining??
username and Lando’s comment??
username I swear they need to show tf up
yourinsta
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yourinsta told you my selfies ate 😘
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aussiegrit beautiful sunshine ❤️
yourinsta wish you were heree
aussiegrit I’ll definitely see you soon honey
username never let mark know what a dm is so I can keep reading their texts
username if you look closely into the background you can see me drowning in my tears
username omg same!! twinss
carlossainz55 did you pierced your tongue?
yourinsta no?? why would I do that
username why are they so siblings 😭
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sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel trip dump or whatever the kids say?
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yourinsta correcto
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username get away from my mann 😘😘
username ngl you got me in the first half
username can the summer break be longer 😭😩
username I miss the dilf trip already. I have nothing to look forward to anymore
username how to…be…a dog ✍️
f1gossips
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f1gossips Mark Webber and David Coulhart spotted at the Porsche convention, Melbourne, Australia. Lando Norris confirmed in joining the Ibiza trip last week as seen with a fan at a restaurant
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username i know exactly what you are doing by putting mark in this
username so was it Mark??? 🤭🤭
username Mark please comeback 😭
username come back the kids miss you 😩
username so was it true that she fucked one of them?
username WHAT? WHO WHERE WHEN
username it was rumor but idk guessed it would’ve spiraled at the trip
username had a feeling that it was Sebastian 🤷‍♀️
username SAMEE TWINSS
yourinsta
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yourinsta yes, and?
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username OMF MISS QUEENNN
username QUEEN SHIT BITCH
username ITS CONFIRMEDD
username so can I call her ariana now? 💀💀
yall know the drill, interact if you liked it😘😘 let me know who’s your favorite f1 dilf
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!
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the-froschamethyst4 · 17 days
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Their Career Change After the Military
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COD Men Headcanons
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König
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Househusband
He was tired all the time after coming back from the Military so he picked up on being a househusband and doing all the chores around the house while his s/o goes to work
It started out as making lunches for you
Then hand delivering them to you before lunch
He also started to fix things around the house he told you not to call someone for because he could look it up and do it himself free of charge
Hates messes now. He started to develop this thing where he hates messes no matter what it was. It wasn’t OCD, but he hates when he cleans something and thing a few seconds later gets dirty again
Cleans…that’s all he does when he’s bored
Hardly sits, he only sits if he needs a break from whatever he’s doing
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Ghost
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Police officer
He misses how he use to help in the military so picked up an application and filled it out to be an officer
He guards around the royal palace to keep those stupid and annoying tourists in line when touching the royal palaces horses at the gates
His voice starts to slowly become more deeper over the years from telling pedestrians to leave the horses alone
Of course they listened to man holding a gun, not like he was ever going to use it, it was just to make myself look scary
Honestly hates working in the cold or rain but does it for his job
Gets shy when his s/o comes around to have lunch with him. He waits till he is relieved from duty to go eat with his partner
He loves seeing his s/o come around in cute outfits he knows that he will fold to
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Price
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Office manager
Loves wearing the suits to get a rouse from his s/o
Loves it when his s/o visits him in the office just to drop something off he forgot at home or just to have lunch together
Got the job because he knew some people that could help get this job after he retired from the military
His desk at his work his boring with a small framed picture of his s/o sitting next to his pc
He doesn’t go to the office parties, he’d rather stay home with his s/o and not have to worry about them, he deals with them long enough at work he doesn’t need to be there for after hours
Doesn’t have a “work wife/husband” because he’s married
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Soap
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Mechanic
Took the job because he liked fixing cars
He was a personal mechanic to a race car driver for some time but quit to open his own shop
Makes a lot
He fixes his s/o car for free
Has his personal project with a Porsche 911 GT3 that he does drag races in
His personal car has nothing special but maybe a loud exhaust pipe
Takes time in his work, if it’s something bad like a busted engine he’s going to take his time not rush the process just to get the car out of his shop. If it takes a month it’s going to take a month
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Alejandro
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Stock Broker
He didn’t want the job at first knowing it’s probably boring but when his friend bragged about the almost 3 million dollars sitting in his pocket
Took the job and makes close to 5 million
It’s a love hate relationship type of job. Hates it because of the people he works with, loves it because he gets to spend his money on his s/o
His s/o meets him for lunch dates
Doesn’t go to work parties
He does pull the late night hours coming close to 3 in the morning but doesn’t have to go to work till 11
He likes trying on new suits he bought to show them off to his s/o to see their opinion on his suits
Alejandro’s desk is full of random papers from other co-workers and from customers
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Gaz
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Works from home
He starts working from home. He was able to find a job he could work from home from and can go in once a month
Gaz was able to find a job as a I.T. Guy, when Gaz was younger he messed around with coding and helping people with new technology, so he figured this would be good for him
He’s stuck in front of a computer 6 hours a day, but then the rest of his time is with his partner
He loves the view he has from his home office being able to overlook the city as he worked from home and his s/o bring him lunch and snacks every so often
Gaz loves the idea that he can wear whatever he wants to his job and no one will know
Gaz sometimes loses his mind when he has to deal with an elderly who could barely remember their password, there has been many times Gaz would have to remind them that he doesn’t know their passwords
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Alex
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Picks up the hobby of gardening
He lowkey didn’t think he’d enjoy gardening
He thought it was boring till he grew his first strawberry bush with success and no rotten fruit
He started to make the garden bigger and then made a greenhouse for flowers and succulents
Started to sell fruit and vegetables at the local farmers market
Doesn’t make a whole lot and that’s fine with him. What he does make he spends on his garden or his s/o
His s/o also jumps in to help him with the garden
Starts asking his ol’ buddies if they were interested in some of the stuff he grew
The next thing now is he wants chickens to sell their eggs
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