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sushisocks · 6 months

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cmon you cant just say how queercoded sean is and then not expand on itผ(•̀_•́ผ)

/lh

My need to constantly talk about Sean MacGuire is really being indulged lately jnhbvbjnbh Thank u dear anon <3

oKAY so like, anon, I will be the FIRST to admit that me calling Sean queercoded might've been a strong choice of words all things considered (especially compared to ACTUALLY explicitly gay Bill Williamson which could go for queercoding considering it's only really explicit if you look for it or catch it). I read Sean as queer in a lot of ways, and that is probably in no small part because I'm queer myself. BUT in my defense, what am I supposed to take away from the developers cuffing Sean's jeans like that?? His queer little swagger???? The outfit with that haircut?????? That is a BISEXUAL MAN if I've ever seen one!!!

^me rn fr (always, about Sean and Lenny in particular. My gay Lenny headcanon is a lot more solid though, I'll be frank, and I'm honestly waiting to go the fuck off about it properly here some day lmao)

On a more serious note though, I definitely think Sean's admiration for Arthur can be read as a little bit of a crush in certain instances. Not that I particularly ship that pairing, but certain ways Sean responds to Arthur has always had me 🤔🤔 For example (and I'm really gonna out myself and how often i rewatch his missions here) in pouring forth oil, when Arthur gets mad forreal for a sec and threatens Sean (after Sean has a tantrum abt not being invited along which.... come on), and Sean laughs, there is DEFINITELY a crush-related way of reading that interaction & Sean's response. Not to mention the lil lookover Sean gives him I mean COME ON he's not even that subtle!

Not to speak of the fact that the first thing he does after being rescued from bounty hunters is ask Arthur for a hug - how many of yall Arthur Morgan horny ppl wouldn't die to do the same? Sean was ahead of the game. He's one of you, I swear.

I think Sean being queer makes sense with his personality too, as the sort of laid-back and easy-going one. Though I also think, given the time and the fact that I think he's bi, it's probably not smth he's ever thought very hard about? You know, heteronormativity etc etc, him and Karen having their messy thing going on etc etc, but Sean WOULD kiss a homie and not really have a problem with it. He'd just -- not think about it much harder, you know?

It's that same attitude he has, which leads me to believing if given the chance he'd be very gnc. I know I've said it before but I do headcanon that modern au Sean would def fuck around with skirts and makeup and nailpolish, and have a very loose relationship with his gender as a man at best. It makes sense to me, for someone who is both that easygoing, and has that sense of interest in societal issues, to at some point have the realization of 'oh gender roles are made up' and act accordingly, you know?

And then I'm also taken with, and sort of speaking from, this sort of perspective of the gang at large as very queer. Speaking of it in that academic way, as a sort of rejection of normative society - heteronormative society in particular - there's absolutely an inherent queerness to this entire gang of outlaws doing as they will. When being queer has always meant being ostracized from society, it is easy to read characters ostracized from society as queer; in this way, and in my opinion, the queercoding is inherent to this game, and these characters. It's there at the very foundation of their situation and way of living, and it's why I personally am never going to argue against any type of queer headcanon (and why I'm a proponent of many of them myself lol). Me seeing queerness in Sean and Lenny, is no different from me seeing it in Arthur and Charles, or Sadie and Karen, or Hosea and Dutch, or literally ANY other gangmember.

I feel like I went on a tangent here, again, as I am prone to do, BUT my main point is: Sean MacGuire is so so queer bcz I said so, and becuase why the fuck else would he be like that?

#JOKING at the end there but also absolutely not #thank u anon for asking me abt this lmao #ultimately sean is harder to argue for as queer bcz he has the least amount of screentime of the gang members. we have crumbs to work with #but i SWEAR he has been reading as queer to me from the moment i first saw him #mf 'can i get a hug arthur?' DUDE who the FUCK else asks that 😭#sean macguire #rdr2 #red dead redemption meta #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 meta #arthur morgan #lenny summers #teki talks #rdr thoughts #asks #rdr asks #meta asks

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sugar-omi · 7 months

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aww I'm gonna miss the Cove icon but who's the lady? 030

help i got so confused for a sec i totally forgot i changed my pfp but then I realized n pls I've never closed genshin faster...

the cove icon is such a staple tho!!! I hope yall recognize me without it but I trust my regular horny posts will be all you need anyway LOL

altho it may or may not come back some time after October yk, I was just tryna get in the spooky mood n stuff hehe but we'll see bc I am Crazy over this lovely lady here

BUT ANYWAY IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED HEHE THIS IS MY LOVELY LADY, MY CURRENT BRAIN WORM THAT IS EATING ME AWAY:

well.. ngl she's nameless right now. but she is my 3rd baxter child, yes I'm still on that bc yall ruined me w baxters kids being colorful n shit n now I like to laugh abt his child's fashion choices becoming progressively more colorful n crazier than his....

BUT TO INTRODUCE MY GIRL A BITTTT (also I'm literally drawing smth else for her n I didn't expect to reveal her like this but... she's everything to me n I cranked this out in like 3-4 hours bc I'm crazy)

anyway, she's Very into gyaru fashion, specifically n mostly kogal and kuro

she's looks like a cinnamon roll, will beat your ass!!!, I'm thinking she does competitive ballroom dancing like baxter or she can at least dance well enough to wear you out n tell you you suck

she's sarcastic, has the worst RBF of the whole family. at least baxter n theo look like they're just smug flirty assholes n aurelia looks more approachable in comparison to this lovely lady here.

also she has a heart shaped freckle. it's faint n you can't even rlly tell here but it's under her eye (I realize all my baxters children have one under their eye but idc. I am ONTO SOMETHING)

anyway.. her n theo are besties and baxter has to check in at night bc they'll be in her room painting each others nails n doing nail extensions or dying her hair (its 2 toned if you havent guessed, ive seen it sm n im obsessed n so she had it okay) like go to SLEEP YOU HAVE SCHOOL TMRW!!!

just thought abt it. she's obsessed w true crime, food, makeup, and stationary videos, and the stardew valley/the sims

also just decided she is soon for the ladies. I'm thinking lesbian n demisexual, mmm

COVE IS HER FAVORITE UNCLE ITS CANON

don't ask how, just know that it's true.

hates pickles. she is me. she is my child... omg Aurelia likes pickles. I was gonna say theo but he's a ramble for another time omfg I am thinking SO MUCH

anyway... ik you didn't ask for a ramble abt my oc but I will take this and run w it okay

she is very introverted but when she picks friends you are now 4lifers okay you cannot get rid of her n why would you want to? you life was a mess before her. trust. /j /lh

she's like baxter so much in the way she worries n has insecurities n stuff, honestly I think she inherited the identity crisis thing baxter got going on over there

also is the youngest and very much an accident (just like aurelia, dw they're FINE everyone laughs abt baxters reaction now which I will make a bit of later bc I'm thinking many thoughts abt the boys finding out mc is preg) so she's a bit spoiled bc her siblings were at least 9 n loved her sm when she was born

(imagining theo passing her to you or baxter n running away when she had a dirty diaper... pls thats so funny)

ALSO VTUBERS SHE IS CRAZY OVER THEM

yeah she is so my child omfg okay IM DONE IM DONE IF YOU READ THIS I SRSLY LOVE YOU BC I SPIRALED

now ik what it's like to jump at any chance to talk abt your ocs n how fucking crazy it makes you.... I am unstoppable now

#oc art #oc

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peppermint-moss · 2 years

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Who/what is your biggest inspo for poetry or art?

aagh i dont think i'll ever have one biggest inspo for poetry n art i just have a lot of lads which i like specific things about + those likes are still always ongoing and changing lol (which btw ty for askin bout poetry cause i LOVE it n i never get asked abt poetry hehe)

I have a big ol google doc where i have lines of fav poetry i write down when i come across them (usually when im just scrollin the internets) and atm I've been noticing that a lot of lines i keep enjoying are all by Mary Oliver even tho i've yet to read her collection of poetry!!! so that's on my to-do list C: other poets who's names keep poppin up in that google doc are ocean vuong, richard siken, chen chen and uhh flatsound? they do more music but they've done some spoken word stuff and their songs just feel close enough to the realm of poetry to me u know

Art stuff... lol which medium?? /lh I really like thomas jordan's photography (the COLOURS my DUDE) mmm shelia berger's kinetic sculptures and KICKASS "Bird Show" encaustic paintings (i watched the rlly short like 5 min documentary on her and i was enraptured) Spencer finch has got a lot of cool conceptual art stuff like i think CIE 529 418 (CANDLELIGHT) is rlly cool!! Holly warb and @/vchienart both got some lovely lovely illustrations/paintings with soft beautiful colours... @/emilienunez has some really pretty and elegant yet v cute ceramics!! and @/soonthemoon some really like cute warm n cozy ones... Oof there's so many digital artists i love ;-; and i keep finding new cool lads aghh @catnippackets has such a good grasp on like form n shape if that makes sense?? like drawin people in these rlly fluid poses in like silky lineart aaa i found @milkdudz 's art recently and i LOVE their art style and their cats are just. perfect balance of spiky and soft n very very Cat which is so good @everydaylouie u gotta know louie right ?? how can someone make such lovely 2d and 3d art and music and also know how to code n make lil games. that is too much power for one soul to possess nifty-senpai's art n animations and designs ofc!! are incredible!! and i REALLY love their concepts for what the wc clan territories look like (this moonpool are you kidding me???? gorgeous) @thunderc1an's lineless art style my beloved...... yall clammorin about my lineless art style u GOTTA check out theirs so good (also the everchanging never the same designs for wc characters is so good so freeing so interesting to look at!!) SmallButera's animations omg... literally speechless (also have u seen their series baman piderman?? its so precious it might be on indefinite hiatus im not too sure but its still my favourite thing) chadisms, Riley Ellis, Asha Phaedra and Cherrydusk also got some BANGIN animation skills and o my god this post got so long n theres still so many ppl ive gots to stop and do homework LOL

#i wonder if these ppl's styles have squoogled its way into my art style in any noticeable way??? i cant tell at all lol #shelia berger was actually one of the artists i did my big analysis project on for my ib art class haha #i know this post is so long and theres so many names and thats not even all the artists/poets i love LMAO #choose like 3 to check out n if everyone does that togehter we can gush over all of em sdjklgh #i also got some like top tier poems/animations/art etc that are some of my favs but like arent by the ppl listed here #like i dont follow their work as consistently but they put out this one banger and it rlly stuck with me type o deal u know #ok i rlly should go now fjdkslgh i got school work to do lol #ppmpost #anon #ask #also i havent proofread this at all so apologies for that

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newbiealliance · 11 months

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ithink hearing that someone thinks liam would listen to cavetown caused me actual damage. like i feel like my hp just went down. this guy works in an office and listens to black metal and would apparently 'name a cat something practical, like Fluffy.' he feels like the epitome of the : | type autism . he would never listen to cavetown . i hope this ask isnt weird or silly but like i have a phd in studying liam . i genuinely study the source material soooooo much to make sure i mischaracterize him as LITTLE as possible and the amount that he is depicted as 'cute' by fans is like PAINFUL . i have 'obsessed w accuracy' autism so im like augh he would NOT fucking say that . i undeerstand so much (also sending this in an ask bc i agree with you SO much but i am NOT ready to put how much i hate ones fanon on my blog bc i feel like its batting at a hornets nest w how much people stick to it. you are so brave for posting abt it its unreal)

YOURE RIGHT THOUGH. idk what it IS but so many people. cutesify him?? infantilize him?? idk how to explain it. i dont wanna be too mean bc its usually just a young kid projecting onto a character they like but like. seeing people say liam listens to cavetown and lemon demon and likes kidcore and plays animal crossing and cries when people yell at him (which like this isnt even just a personal thing for me its completely against how he is in canon) and is a Sweet Soft Sensitive baby who can do no wrong gives me psychic damage. like I Know there are people irl who like these things. i myself like these things!! im not saying that theyre bad or its "cringe" to like them because frankly i disagree with cringe culture fundamentally. but these weird cutesy headcanons for him like he isnt a severely traumatized ADULT man (who is definitely neurodivergent dont even @ me) just feel wrong to me especially when they completely disregard what kind of person he is in canon. im not saying people arent allowed to have these interpretations but im just putting it out there that i dont agree with them and they make me uncomfortable sometimes 😭

and of course im not saying that *my* interpretation is the only right one. there are no right or wrong interpretations for characters its just that fandom has a very bad habit of flanderizing or stripping down their beloved characters and it's just as much a problem in the osc as well

also i need to be honest. there are so many character headcanon things that just list the same 3 bands that people think these characters listen to. and i mean this with no malice or resentment but yall have GOT to expand your music horizons. they cant all be tally hall and lemon demon fans /lh

#also same with the “obsessed with accuracy” thing #i got the kinda autism that makes me fussy over the smallest details #also im a 2016 eddsworld veteran #ive had enough of “uwu soft baby boy” types being leveled at grown ass men for a life time #also again ik the black metal thing was a half joke on cheesys part #but i like it a lot and it's word of god so i might as well lean into it right 😭#im not trying to be prudent or shame anyone for having certain headcanons #but liam is my special little guy and i get neurotic when people misinterpret him #same goes for airy and bryce

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euda1moniaa · 1 year

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INTRO POST!!!

Name(s):

Eudi

Age:

I’m between the ages of 18-20 :)

Please be respectful istg >:(( /lh

Abt me ig:

My identities are:

Bi, demi, apagender!

here’s a link to my prns page until I make a carrd :)) (updated so both are there!)

I use all pronouns including neos!!

I’m an assumed autistic, all we know is I’m neurodivergent so be patient ^^

I will not tag for caps, I honestly just forget and start yelling (it’s positive 99% of the time, i will tag if it’s neg)

I’m an artist !! I’m gonna open commissions soon, but I’ve gotta figure out how to do that shit too TTuTT

SPECIAL INTERESTS!!

HERMITCRAFT!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABT THIS IM BEGGING /nf but also /gen

MCYT!! I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS TToTT

Psychology! I fucking LOVE psychology- Please please pelase if you think something is cool and it has to do with the brain tell MEEEE!!!!! /pos /gen

HORROR- YALL IM SUCH A WIMP WHEN IT COMES TO HORROR BUT THIS TIES INTO PSYCHOLOGY-

Art ofc :D Literally send me art, talk with me abt art, etc, etc ^^

Something I just really love is nintendo games, but you’ll see my interests on the things I repost :))))

BYF:

Again, I’m neurodivergent, I may be slower to processing things and I will not be able to tell tone over text- That’s why I love tone tags and emoticons :D Please use them when talking to me!!

I will merge my texting style to yours. If you use no caps, I won’t use any. If you use proper punctuation, I may use proper punctuation (most times I don’t :P )

The thing above is a product of masking and trying to seem more- normal per se, so bare with me lmao

I cuss a lot, that’s just a given as a high school student lmao

I DONT MIND SHIPPING IN THE FANDOMS IM IN. BUT DO NOT FORCE IT ON ME OR REPOST THINGS WITH A SHIPPING TAG!! BE RESPECTFUL PLEASE! :))

Follow basic dni criteria, I will genuinely just block you if you do something that breaks that or if you say or do something that triggers me

If you interact with me normally I will tell you my triggers if you ask! Just be polite please and thank you <33

COMMISSIONS:

My commission link will go here when it’s up!! Stay tuned for that and my portfolio :]

OVERARCHING THEME:

Be respectful of me and others, take the time to read these, and if you can’t be respectful or don’t like something I’ve stated in my “about me,” don’t follow me

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!! ILY /p

#art commisions #dni criteria #about myself #neurodivergent #artists on tumblr #hermitblr #splatoon #nintendo #3rd life #hermitcraft #last life #last life smp #double life smp #mcytblr #mcyt #mcyt fandom #mario kart #empiresblr

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sparksnevadas · 2 years

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GODS! WHAT A WAY TO REVEAL WHO MORRIS IS FOR GRIAN!!!!

I'M TRYING TO WRITE OUT MY THOUGHTS BUT I'M ALSO INFODUMPING MY FRIEND WHO JUST FINISHED THE CHAPTER AND WE ARE SO INSANE!!!!

THE WAY YOU WRITE EMOTIONS IS SO SO IMMERSIVE AND GODS. WE WERE REALLY RIGHT THERE WITH GRIAN THROUGHOUT IT ALL!!!

GRIAN JUST. FACES BETRAYAL AFTER BETRAYAL THROUGHOUT THIS CHAPTER. MY BOY IS SO CONFUSED ON WHO HIS ALLIES ARE AND I CAN'T EVEN BLAME HIM AT THIS POINT!!

Gods. I just want them to recover and talk everything out and also confront their feelings and be in love and I want Grian to get Pearl out of the HA and I want them all to have a happy ending.

Such a good chapter and all around amazing work as always Sparks!!!!!!

Aaaaa this was the first thing i let myself read in response to the new chapter, i woke up still anxious abt it but aaaaaaa thank you! Im really happy you both enjoyed it!! The shrek meme was really funny, you need to share any other memes yall make (/lh /nf)

I think we all knew Grian was going to be in denial about morris=mumbo until he couldn’t deny it… and then he still tried denying it. That was really fun to set up and finally have grian be punched (emotionally) in the face with the reveal. (I also really enjoyed writing the phrase “traitorous moustache” in)… Maybe grian needs to find time to deconstruct his denial mechanism (/hint)

Betrayal after betrayal! A “When it rains, it pours” sorta situation. At least he knows his sister trusts him and he trusts her. At least one unshakable truth.

I cant wait either dude DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE ROMANCE WHEN ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IS ANXIOUS AND NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???? First they need to talk but damn am i excited to finally start writing some sweet scenes between mumbo and grian that arent flashbacks. AND I CAN FINALLY STOP WORRYING ABOUT PUTTING MUMBO WHERE “MORRIS” NEEDS TO BE (im so sorry if you saw that mistake lol)

We might get some POV switches now too, depending on how it feels. Im excited for the rest of the fic :) im glad you enjoyed this part though, because definitely this was the part that gave me the most trouble and has made me the most worried about disappointing the readers. Glad it was alright!

Anyways thank you for all the support ash, i really do appreciate it!!!!!!!!! <3 i hope youre doing well and that you and your friend have a nice day!

#gihasm

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anemoelliacia · 1 year

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hello i can't help but notice that your blog is kavehless /lh /affectionate and um, could i request hcs abt how kaveh would react to finding out someone has a crush on him🥺 thank you queen

oh dear i can't leave yall kavehless- but since ive never written him before i hope this is good and not ooc i just think hes so babygirl and that came across here

-listen if he finds out you have a crush on him from someone else you're done for !! despite his attitude we see when he interacts with alhaitham i think he'd be more gentle with your emotions

-he will subtly tease, but not in a mean way, in a cute way cause he likes you too

-he is gonna do little things to drive you mad and make your heart wanna burst out of your chest

-like compare your hand sizes, or scoot closer to you when sitting together, remembering your fav coffee order to surprise you with it, quick little forehead kisses goodbye he claims are just friendly

-oh and he's definitely gonna paint you your favorite flower rather than giving you actual flowers so it lasts forever

-he does this all because he doesnt wanna admit his feeling yet either. he just wants to admire you.

-i genuinely think he's the type to love you quietly until you catch on and/or are ready to tell him your feelings, because he's a bit stubborn and also he thinks what if you dont actually like him queue the mutual pining trope

-oh but ofc you do and eventually it clicks he's doing all these little things out of love

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact smut #genshin impact drabble #kaveh x reader #kaveh headcanons

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heliianth · 2 years

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talking abt my thoughts and feelings regarding this below. if yall wanna know where the blog is going read on ^^

for now, i will still continue to support dream and create content surrounding him and his dsmp character. i’m not wholly satisfied with his twtlonger, but it was enough for me to feel ready to continue on. i think he was a colossal dumbass during this, but i believe in good faith that it was out of fear more than malice. i never thought he would willingly platform and house an abuser. its very relieving to have that confirmed. so my perspective is that what he said was genuine, and neither an absolution of guilt nor a damnation. to make a conclusion either way is too presumptuous for me to feel comfortable reading or speaking on it, and i think to say dream was being manipulative or guilt trippy in his wording expects too much from someone who is… just a guy, and not an evil mastermind. it wasnt perfect. he still needs to deal with the consequences of the way things went. it just is the way it is.

dream didnt say anything about manatreed other than hes not continuing with a career, and frankly i’m resigned to never figuring out how i feel about them. im glad hes not returning to streaming, at the very least. i dont know how credible the evidence was against him. on principle im wary of the leaktwt-kiwifarms type, engaging in a lot of political internet discourse like i do will make anyone more than suspicious of lolcow forums. so ive heard a lot of conflicting information from people i trust since i refuse to look at doxxed info—is the evidence credible or not? but i dont really care, im happy manatreed doesnt have a platform anymore regardless. keeping a random guys career in tact wouldve never been worth the risk of letting an abuser have that much influence. it was the safest option for everyone, even if manatreed is innocent. we will never know. and though it doesnt feel great, i’ll come to terms with it.

i encourage anyone who doesnt want to follow dream content at all after this to unfollow guiltlessly. there’ll come a time, probably not right away, that this blog will return to its normal state (as in: being run by someone who has dream merch and stickers etc, lol) if that makes people uncomfortable, thats very understandable. it sucks neither cc could do anything more. a lot of peoples trust is going to need to be rebuilt, including mine to an extent, and i dont hold anything against anyone who feels warier than me moving forwards. everyone has their own emotions and reasons for acting on them. i think some people are being very unkind right now—no matter what your opinion is i respect it and hope this blog can be a place where you can feel safe. this was out of our control.

n special thanks (once more 😓 /lh) to the wonderful ppl in my inbox who kept me sane throughout this entire thing. you guys are kind beyond words. i cant describe how helpful it was to be reassured by people i wasnt already close to—it feels more real. hopefully we can all recover peacefully 💕

#manatreed situation

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foryouthegays · 3 years

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spreading propaganda [Dream SMP] liveblog yall lets go. this is so long i am sorry but the end is an actual summary of what happens asldkfa

sellout timer pog: 00:30:20, 01:00:40, 01:31:35, 02:02:03 (for like a second), 02:03:00, 02:34:35

time spent reading donations: 10 minutes, 20ish seconds.

fanart credit he puts up (all from twitter i think): snumkt, reinneart, lihnsu, sestqr, jester_u, Brigade_Lost, natonyy

also taggin @antarctic-empire-technoblade :) theres an actual summary at the end that isnt just me ramblin so,,,,,,ye. i am so sorry its so long a;dkfja i dont know how to condense things

00:00:35 “i stole a lot of sand recently,” ah yes, a casual conversation starter, the admission of theft

00:03:55 hE HAS A VILLAGER TRADING HALL CHAPEL IN THE VILLAGE SIR THAT IS ILLEGAL

00:04:13

tubbo: -..--...---

ranboo: that means beans right

no, ranboo, not it does not (i put it into a translator and it just. it doesnt mean anything. i didnt see any spaces so im just. what was mr tubbo trying to say

00:04:35: relationship advice with technoblade! [reading donation] “‘techno, my boyfriend said he’ll never sub to you, how do i handle this travesty?’ uh, clearly you need to break up with him, and send me more money, is the most- that’s the most unbiased opinion I can give you, it’s just a good life decision, alright? It’s just a good life decision.”

00:16:00 ranboo hi!!!! him garden :D

HOUND ARMY HOUND ARMY 00:18:10

00:20:15 ‘i have not made a tier list [for dinosaurs] yet’ Y E T? ? ? ?? ?

00:20:55

“‘Hey, are you uncomfortable with being part of the SBI family dynamic?’ Uh, I don’t really- it’s not a matter of being uncomfortable, it’s just a matter of people making massive revisions to my character and the lore three months into the story without telling me, and it’s like, ‘no, that doesn’t- the story doesn’t- so many things don’t make sense now! What?? What???’ but if you want to make like, fanart of it, it’s fine”

00:21:25 imagine believing in airplanes, couldnt be me

00:21:35 SKLDJFAK a dono is like, hey can u call my new cousin a nerd, and technos like [claps] yOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT MAN im all about bullying infant children

lakjshdfl 00:26:15 ‘philza this does not sound lore at all please’ poor techno

00:27:30 HKJSFDL :crab: TUBBO IS GONE :crab: also i cant tell if techno says ‘KILL HIM DEAD’ or ‘KILL HIM, DAD’

00:30:20 ‘we should have a grinch episode, where i go around stealing presents from l’manburg’ DO IT

also i was in chat at 00:31:25ish and i said ‘subscribe to technoblade’ and RIGHT AFTER techno said ‘did i hear subscribe to technoblade?’ and i felt so heard

00:33:25 why is his only response to being seen in enemy lines to just stay realllyyyyy still a;lkdfjasf

00:39:45 ‘this is crucial information coming to you live from anarchy news’ A;LSDKFJA;LSDF

00:46:25 :CRAB: RANBOO IS GONE :CRAB: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

alkdfja; 00:47:55 techno talks (sarcastically) abt how great it is when chat tells him where his stuff is

00:48:50 awww techno showin his not-dad his hound army!!! so cute

00:55:30 techno specifies that theyre all characters/roleplayin!!!

techno talkin to phil is literally like a kid talkin to his dad after not seein him for a while. like yeah yeah family isnt canon in this but KSJDFLA hes like ‘phillll tommys being annoying also look at this new poster!!!!’ its so cute

01:09:20 A;SDJFADSL THE VILLAGER JUST. FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR

techno nd phil reference smp earth at 01:19:50!!!!

(ik some people dont like enbyctechno so heres ur warnin, its just for this line tho) techno says ‘no one man should have this power’ but he HAS that power. therefore. mr c!blade is not a guy 01:35:00ish idk im not goin back to check

01:38:35 alright gang lets split up and look for clues

01:45:20 ‘my chat’s sayin theres a 0% chance this is gonna work,,,,thATS A CHANCE I’M WILLING TO TAKE, CHAT’ skjdflasl;dfjaf (also, bit after, after readin the wiki say its 0% chance: ‘i like those odds’)

01:48:15 [abt the zombie villager baby]

Techno: on the bright side, we may have inflicted the optimal amount of trauma onto this child for it to become funny?

Ranboo: ooooh yeah! it can become a minecraft youtuber!

techno: yeeeeeeah!!

pls get some therapy

a;ldkfassa the mental image of techno ownin an orphanage,,,,paldkfajslfasf 01:51:35

a;ldsifjasdklf ranboo is canonically a villager now, pog 01:56:50

01:57:50 ranboo: ‘they say that im built different, i am built different, in the fact that i have no moral backbone.’

01:58:30 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD also why is techno so good at the bow like WHAT he looks in third person and turns nd shoots in like a second and hits most of the time its scary literally look at ranboo a;ldsjkfadsf hes like a porcupine

ASKLJDFASLDF RANBOOS ‘OH NO HE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN DOORS’ AT 02:02:25 JUST HAS SUCH TECHNO SKYBLOCK VID VIBES ADLKJFALSDFJA OH MY GOSH

02:06:35 “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” "no thats just how we greet each other in our country” nether lore pog?

02:08:45 why does techno casually type at 120 wpm????? god i hate him so much why is he like thisssss ugh (also it took ~3 seconds to type 7 words (34 characters) which is 140 wpm and 680 cpm if i know how to do math i hate it here) /lh

nd then he types ‘punz we’re all outside your house get over here’ which is 47 characters nd 9 words nd it took him 5 seconds to type which is 564 cpm and 108 wpm so his average (from these two samples which. isnt a lot. should i do a post abt this in the future?) is 124 wpm and 622 cpm. hes so fast.

SDA;FKJASDF PHIL WHY R U SO VIOLENT

02:17:00 PUNZ POG ALSO MANIFOLD KILLED IN THE HOLY LAND

technos complainin bout the fights bein boring,,,,,,,fight them all, techno. do it. 1v8. do it, coward.

02:24:02 ‘maybe the real combat was the friends we made along the way’

02:25:16 i love that technos first instinct when someone dies is to check what sword/axe killed them nd what enchants r on it aldskfjads

i love how techno calls the manhunt music ‘dream music’ its so funny to me

right before he ends the stream he says ‘p e r h a p s’ to techno plushies and i just,,,, wa n t

if ya just want an actual summary and not that MESS:

Technoblade starts the stream in his house. the first thing he does is put another piece of fanart in his house, this one by snumkt on twitter. he goes to l’manburg, where he sneaks around very sneakily (/s) and replaces anti-techno propaganda with pro-techno fanart, stating that “If they take it down, it’s ‘cause they hate fanartists.” (00:09:18).

While placing posters, Techno checks in on his hound army, and reveals that he thinks someone had been in the area, because a wolf teleported to him while he was home. He thinks someone placed water, the dog stood up, and then teleported. (00:18:25)

After breeding the dogs, Techno reads donations and one of the questions is about the SBI family dynamics. Here’s what he says at 00:20:55

He then meets up with Philza, who is being escorted by Tubbo. Techno goes to Philzas house, and hides in his new basement. He joins their VC and finds Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo. talking about birthdays. Tubbo goes to the basement and sees Technos invis particles, hits him, and he is revealed. Techno kills tubbo, and declares it canon as a joke.

He goes back outside, deafened on Discord, and puts down more propaganda. Philza joins his call, and they meet up to try and find Technos stolen items. They don’t find the barrel, but they do find a hidden room under the podium. Techno puts a piece of propaganda in the room. (00:43:30)

While Phil is killing an enderman, Ranboo finds them, and is killed by Techno. (00:46:25)

Techno takes Phil to see his Hound Army, but they’re stopped by Tubbo. Techno tries to pretend to be Ranboo, but Ranboo goes up to them, so his cover is blown. Techno’s chased to the portal. Phil and Techno meet again in the Nether, and they go back to the house.

At the house, Phil and Techno talk about the SBI characters, the sellout timer goes off, and then they go downstairs to cure a zombie villager. While it’s curing, Techno gathers books to make a new bow, with Power V, Punch II, Unbreaking III, Flame, and Mending.

Philza reveals that Ranboo is coming over to give Phil a present. Techno seems excited at this, mostly at the fact that Ranboo can be his new bows test subject.

Before Ranboo arrives, the villager is cured, and they find out it is a nitwit, meaning it can’t trade or get a job. Techno and Phil start working on a tunnel to bring the villager to a lava pool, so the other villagers won’t gossip and raise their prices.

Ranboo joins the call at 01:15:35, right before they’re going to bring the villager to the lava pool. He gifts Techno and Phil four Netherite ingots.

After struggling to get the villager to the right height, Techno forces Ranboo to boat the villager into the lava. Ranboo escapes by throwing a pearl, and the villager dies.

Ranboo, Techno, and Phil talk about duping Netherite, and the current plot, and then Techno finds a zombie baby villager. It’s caught in a boat, and Techno nametags it ‘Orphan.’ They talk about the cobblestone tower, Philzas’ death to a baby zombie, and how if you don’t see a child's parents, you should assume that they are an orphan and attack them.

Techno talks to Jack Manifold through chat about his axe. Techno, Philza, and Ranboo go around and look for zombie villagers. Techno finds an igloo, with two villagers. Techno was going to try and turn them into zombie villagers, but decides to not when he finds out that theres a 0% chance of that happening on Easy mode.

They all go back to Orphan, and bully it when they find out it still hasn’t grown up. Techno and Ranboo make a joke about how it’s traumatized, so it’ll be funny and can be come a minecraft youtuber. please get some help. (01:48:15)

After Orphan grows up, Techno trades and gets the Bottle of Enchanting trade for one emerald. They all joke about Techno owning an orphanage at 01:51:35.

Phil, Techno, and Ranboo decide go to the Hound Army, but Techno remembers that Ranboo is part of L’manburg, and tries to kill him (with his new bow) when they enter the nether. He doesn’t succeed, and he continues fighting until he drinks and invis pot on the Prime Path. Techno and Phil meet up in the Bee Dome, where Ranboo finds them. Techno tries to kill him, but runs out of arrows.

After reading donations, Techno, Ranboo, and Phil are back together at the Bee Dome, and they decide to team up in case someone finds them. They go outside of the Dome, and chase Jack Manifold out of his own country.

Manifold joins the VC, and they try to blame Punz on his attempted murder. After Manifold says “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” Techno says that that’s how he greets people in his country.

Manifold asks if they want to help him get revenge on Punz, and Techno agrees. They gather more people, and by the time they get to Punz’s tower, their party is Manifold, Techno, Phil, Ranboo, Fundy, and Antfrost. Punz is in the Nether, so they wait until he gets back.

Ranboo and Techno have a whisper conversation:

Ranboo: are you just going to jump fundy

Techno: no im gonna make jack 1v1 LMAO

Ranboo: good plan

While Fundy is taking a screenshot of Techno for his thumbnail, Philza attacks Fundy with a crossbow and his sword. He claims it was because he was getting bored.

In the same spirit, Techno asks if they could kill Manifold to pass the time. The mob, which now includes Fundy, chases Manifold. He runs to the Holy Land, and the mob boos him. Techno tells Antfrost to kill Manifold, and that the mob won’t tell that he was killed in the Holy Land. Manifold hands Antfrost his sword.

While Antfrost debates killing Manifold or not, the mob chants ‘peer pressure!’ at him. Techno quickly realizes that Antfrost isn’t in the VC, and is extremely confused. The sword gets handed to Fundy, who gets into a battle with Manifold. Philza tells Fundy that he’s forgiven, if he can kill Manifold. The battle calms, and neither of the contestants die.

Techno convinces the mob to go to the pit trap, and tries to lure someone onto the trapped blocks using rotten flesh. Fundy takes the bait, but moves out of the way before the button is pressed. Antfrost sneaks up behind him and punches him into the pit. Fundy survives the fall, but is shot by Manifold to death.

During the commotion, Punz makes his way back to his house, and the mob moves towards him to end his life. Manifold says that he’s going to kill Punz, and Techno says that the mob’ll have his back. He tells the mob to not have Manifold’s back.

at 02:17:00, Punz joins the call, and is confused as to why Manifold wants to kill him. Manifold explains that Punz tried to kill him, siting his source as Technoblade.

also, 2:17:15 technoswear!

Techno encourages Punz, saying “Punz, he actually dropped his sword by accident and now I have it, so it’d be really easy to beat him up,” and “he also just killed in the holy land, so you have a sort of...religious motivation to take him out.”

Punz tries to fight Manifold without armor (Manifold is wearing a full enchanted set of armor, with a Netherite chestplate and everything else Diamond), which fails miserably, and Manifold is killed.

Techno decides to fight Manifold with his goons (the mob) for the audience retention, and Manifold’s quickly killed. The final hit was from CaptainPuffy. Ponk rushes in and grabs some of Manifold’s items. Puffy takes the rest.

Manifold complains about getting bullied, so Techno gives him his sword back and tells him to avenge himself. While looking for Ponk (or Punz? this is kinda unclear), Punz swoops in and kills Manifold in two hits.

Manifold finds Ponk and chases after him, trying to kill him. The mob follows, and Ranboo kills Ponk with thorns. Manifold takes Ponks stuff.

Right after respawning, Ponk was blown up by a creeper, and Techno claimed both as canon.

The mini fights continue, and Manifold is killed by Punz.

Ranboo changes the ‘Days since last war crime’ sign to 0.

Phil tells Techno that he’s going back to the base, and the L’manburgians question him as to what base he’s talking about. Phil tells Fundy that he ripped off his ankle shackles and left. While they talk, Techno starts running back to the base, and Ranboo whispers “lets run back” to him. Ranboo follows Techno, but quickly looses him.

Phil and Techno join a separate VC together and they go back to the base.

At 02:29:15, Phil says “I trust you” to Techno and I am going to cry.

Right before getting to the base, Phil drinks some honey, and Techno says “that’s the only thing we have honey for, now that we’ve uh...uh I guess you don’t know about that.” He’s referring to the Vault, I think, because the redstone required honey to work properly.

Philza responds, “the honey- wait, what did you use the honey for?”

“uhhh....food.” Techno, for some reason, doesn’t want to show Phil the vault.

Ranboo whispers to Techno: “My alliance isnt with lmanburg, its with the people who help me. phil helped me.”

out loud, Techno laughs about it with phil, saying, “well, I’ve stabbed him like twelve times this week, so, I [laughs] I don’t know if that entirely qualifies here.”

Techno messages Ranboo back with “new phone who this”

Ranboo replies, “no one,” and then, “:)”

Going back to the honey talk, Philza asked if Techno had been hiding anything diabolical from him, and Techno asks if he would do such a thing. Philza guesses several things he could use honey for, such as a flying machine, TNT dupers, and a door.

Techno takes him to the vault. 02:32:00. i LOVE peoples reactions to the vault, it’s always so good. Philza responds with a surprised ‘HOLY SHIT’ and some laughing. Techno also confirms my math of 55 withers.

02:34:10 “i’ve seen this government, on the server, and everything to do with government is just bad. I’ve watched it completely destroy and tear down people’s wills and change people, I’ve seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants, so...I think it’s about time--”

“We need revenge. [sellout timer goes off] and more importantly, we neED SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE DOT COM” phil joinin anarchy pog?

anyway that was it ;alskdfjas;f

#this ended up bein abt 3000 words whoops #a;ldskfjasldf #technoblade #stream post

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make me company as i [crying] watch sex education S3 E8 :,)

i do not want to finish the series aaa

good thing a s4 was confirmed tho

ok it started

the other enby kid???

isnt that way of biding unsafe? ouch

seems they are closeted? or not supported at home??

eric!

oh god i had forgot about the fight

please let her live

writers i know we love being cruel to our characters but DONT

theyre so cute omg

how come adam have such a big foot

poor jakob he cannot go through this again istg

oh otis is so cute stop

anna is amazing i love her

now that i think abt it adam kind of reminds me of my ex "bf", minus the bisexual part (as far as i know)

THE MOMS LOOK LMAO SHE KNOWSSS

i love seeing jackson getting close to his mum its so nice

i love how lily's walls are,, lily

yeah otis daddy issues ik

jakob <3

aimeeee ily

man i adore lily's mom's car

EUGENE?!? OH MY GOD

lmfaooo

HOPES GONE!!! /no pun

'always a kit kat' so true king i agree (kit kats are so damn expensive tho 😭)

SUGAR DADDY LMAOO

the draft almost got deleted and i almost died this cannot happen to me

nooo otis oh my god

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME COMES FROM YALL

otis laughs like my bf

JEAN IS ALRIGHT

YES GUY

ASI SE FESTEJA EN EL OBELISCO FLACO SI SE PUDO LOCO

what did she find ?!?!

OH MY GODDD

LMAODNQLEHWJFKNS

ADAM?!?! LMFAO

aimes love of my life you didnt have to say that

GOAT!!!

jean <3

i am the king of everything KEJSKJFKSKD I LOVE HER SM

"someones taken my knickers :0!"

man i love this series

maeve's mom <3

WAIT SO MAEVE IS LEAVING

oh god

their actings so good

omg they are both putting themselves up for the job

SHES GOT A FAN!! YESS

please maureen dont fall

yass slayy

go maureen!!!

i think goat might be a lesbian lmaoo

oh damn ???

speaking up for what you believe in is never a waste of time !!!

oh god theyre breaking up

this was the spoiler i read

man istg-

its the right thing to do tho but omg

wait i gotta go 😭 gonna finish it later bye

im back

the song oh my fucking god

im done i hte it here

NO ADAM MY BOY DINT

BABY PLEASE

jeannnn ilyy

def not a thor lmaoo

joy!!! love it

otis so cute my boy ily

feel kind lf bad for hope like yeah she sucks but also i do not wish that for anyone idk

why is he so good at helping people this mf has me on my knees

doggossss yessss

adam!!!! <3

i need that tshirt otis is wearing. gender

him <3

what does rush mean

oh ok

yer a young man otis

he looks so huggable

"shes my person" IM LOSING MY MIND

"i dont know if any of us understand much about love" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that stuffed duck is so nice i need it

aimee ilyyyy

THE BABY ISNT JAKOB'S?!?!?! OH MY

fuck yes protests

i want a binder so badly

the frank iero binder please

fuck yes queers helping queers

fuck man im emotional

madam !!! <3

the cavapoo aahhh

adam looks so happy but at the same time i wanna cry

hes glowing this man

i love him so much

oh steve and aimee

the poem oh my god

oh shes leaving home

thats rough

the historical roleplaying fuck yessss

yesss lily aliens are back

this shit is a rollercoaster they be puttin the saddest poem and then happy scenes and then sad scenes and then happy scenes

erics glowing

i live for "bad" poetry

HE DID IT

OH HIS SMILE HES SO !!

seing adam being happy makes me happy

isaac </3

fuck yes they are gonna continue being friendssssss

sucker krjskfndmgoeojfs

oh man

HES GONNA BE FIRST PLACE HES GONNA HE FIRST PLCE PLEASE

HE DESERVED IT THIUGH :(

YESS SPECIAL MENTION YESSS

:DDDDD

HIS SMILE

in done

they are apologising fuck yes

my sapphics <3

yesss kissy

GES COMING OUT

OH MY TOD

OH MY GOD

SHE HUGGED HIM

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

ngoekfkenfmelfkdndnskfn

"please don't tell dad, (...) he would just be dissapointed" oh god

yesss michael u ruleee

damn

why is otis side profile so neat

otis a #manlyman now 💪 /lh /j

erics make up is amazing

"thats a hammer" pardon him hes gay

otis is literally so gender

idk what just happened but :)

girl dont lose ur opportunity for a boy ffs i love otis but cmon

aimes u r right queen

but also whats gonna happen oh my god

oh my goddddddddddddd

AAAAAAAAAAA

eric's face lmaoo he gives the same look my best friend gives

lil kiss

man i need to do so much stuff

only five minutes left, counting the credits, im not okay (i promise)

wow.

how long is the internship omg

"im proud of you" something something something daddy issues something happened to me

its see you soon mglwkfkdk

they couldnt even fuck man

eric seeing it all lmao

oh god

lgkeltoekfnd

im done

u r now leaving moordale :,,,(

her smileee

lfkwlfjsmfno

oh my god

it ended

oh no

ngospdikeldkf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN DOES S4 COME OUT FFS

IM NOT OKAY

THERES NO FUCKING DATE YET

IM GOING TO PUNCH A WALL

THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD OMG

i cannot wait

oh my god

thanks to everyone reading my mental breakdown

#series #sex education series

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