#human burrito

[thekaiserroll]

#ethan winters #karl x ethan #wintersberg #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #resident evil #human burrito

[secretly-insane]

I very strongly believe that Jason burritos himself in his blankets.

#jason todd #red hood #human burrito #i mean come on #the thing he did with his cape as Robin should be evidence enough

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[bookofhappyescapes]

*wearing a tortilla blanket as a cape*

‘Well, that wraps this up’

#this blanket goes everywhere #I have run around class dressed as a burrito #the studio gets cold #my acting partners find it very difficult to be serious tho #human burrito #bad puns #dad jokes

[kim-woonhak]

JIU 💕 happy birthday @pvddins-art i love u lots 💕

#dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher fanart #jiu #kim minji #*ambiv.art #HAPPY (slightly belated) BIRTHDAY KAYYYY!!!! #how lucky am i that i get to be celebrating a second bday for you already <3 i can't believe it's been another year hehe #here's to the next year of art struggles + funny gaming clips + naughty cat children + blanket burritos <3 #thanks for being such a warm human being i love u lots and lots and lots

[whatudottu]

When you meet a walking talking jackhammer who will crash castles for the low low price of free burritos :D

AKA, Argit finds another stray and Andreas doesn't have to worry about what to eat on this strange unfamiliar planet-

#andreas #andreas ben 10 #argit #ben 10 #fanart #i had an older drawing of this in my sketchbook that kinda made this into idk a selfie #but argit's probably got the rundown from andreas (or the experience to guess) that remaining offline would be key #besides- can't let the knights know their next move nor argit's secret weapon/new stray #and now andreas' first earth food are burritos and hey wow andreas doesn't need to discover what's poisonous to talpaedans #well- the hard way at least- burritos have an ingredients list and i doubt argit took him to a human place for it #from runaway alien to runaway alien- a burrito toast! #andreas didn't deserve what happened in canon so i elect to ignore it and claim kariachi's necromancer argit is canon #some version of it (if not completely ripped) already is in mutants and magic

[the---hermit]

I created the perfect cozy space to enjoy reading for a bit, and i made myself a big mug of chamomile tea and honey. I did not consider i just had three nights of terrible sleep in a row. I think i managed to read 5 pages of my book before the chamomile kicked in and now i turned into a sleepy blanket creature.

#local human blanket burrito did not consider their actions beforehand #not complaining because feeling relaxed is a vibe but i don't want to nap so i'll probably just continue my tma relistening #i needed that tea tho it really helped with the pains that have been bothering me lately #cris speaks #the---hermit

[momilayde]

I love these two, I love this scene! So I had to try to make a beautiful fanart of them🧡💙Finn burrito is everything to me! And this couple too, it won't be their only fanart here and I'm really enjoying drawing scenes from the cartoon that I love so much.

#artists on tumblr #adventure time #adventure time fanart #artwork #flame princess #finn the human #finn mertens #burrito #love

[sharkbath]

All of y’all wanted more vampire Guillermo meanwhile I was cringing and wincing away from the screen the entire 5 seconds he was a vampire like I hated how he was acting 😭😭😭

#he was doing that whole the dye has been cast shit #like trying to act up to how he thinks vampires act but it wasn’t HIM #lowkey tho being stuck in the middle of human and vampire was kinda the best for him #could turn to a bat but still go in the sun #but yea idk if he ever really becomes a vampire i want him to act like himself #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo #nandor #nadja #laszlo #nandermo #i want to wrap the vampires into a burrito and eat them #i want to put the wwdits vampires in my pocket and hold them gently

[breakdownsbuttlights]

In regards to anon wanting to cuddle Meso, just wrap him in a duvet! Problem solved!

#burrito him like a kitty cat #mesothulas #humanformers #human au #buttlights art

[warningsine]

#glow #glowedit #debbie eagan #betty gilpin #netflix glow #tv #sine's gifs #she loves getting inside the ring this way #like yeah 1x01 doesn't count but she even does it campily in 'freaky tuesday' as zoya #and then in 3x10 she rolls inside the ring like this--like a human burrito

[theshadowrealmitself]

Listen. Listen. I know Standard is just English. But in my head, it’s actually a conglomeration of several different earth languages, so keeping that in mind:

Translators being down and one of the Vulcan crew members thinking “this is fine, since I am fluent in Standard” but their Human crewmate is actually from a different time period (wormhole situation) and only knows English, so they can only actually communicate with each other on the most random of words

#Star Trek #Vulcans #humans #I !! have a had a headache all day!! #but my degrees came in the mail!! #not the diploma I’m going to the ceremony for that in June #had a celebratory burrito

[sesshy380]

Dear Anxiety,

Thank you for waking me from the rare occasion where despite me being aware it's a dream, I have absolute zero control over it and am stuck with the horrors. That was several hours ago. You don't have to stick around and hold my hand...or you know...sit on my chest. I swear I am completely fine now. I don't need back to back little panic attacks every time the song switches on the playlist, or when I complete a quest, or reblog something I like. So, uh, not to be rude...but there's the door. Please leave.

Sincerely,

-Me

#random vent #anxiety bullshit #sometimes being a lucid dreamer has its drawbacks #i feel so exhausted from the back to back palpitations #for some reason i feel fresh apple pie with a scoop french vanilla ice cream on top would make everything okay rn #i wish i had some 😞 #guess i'll make do with the next best thing #aka my blankie #(yes i am an adult women with a comfort blankie) #(it's super soft and cuddly and the perfect shade of pink that makes me feel good) #(now time to human burrito)

[lightkrets312]

hey *scuttles up and burritos u in a blanket* fav type of story?

first off the ask broke in a fucking hilarious way, so if it posts normally I'll reblog this with a screenshot

second off, any story where it either ends with everyone surviving (and maybe winning), OR where the deaths had a purpose. I'm not super picky on that front.

I like writing stories with internal conflict though, and I tend to wander towards found family or fascinating narrative concepts.

(I didn't watch Warm Bodies for the cheesy romance, I watched it cause "zombies brought back to life by the power of love" is fascinating and kinda funny. the main plot's interesting tho, especially if you like romance.)

#my post #qs and as #thank u for the burritoing. #also didnt watch the transformers 2010 movies for the romance and human plots #i watched it cause big robot get into fistfight and shit blow up real good. and also bumblebee.

[sorrellegiance]

THE TECH INTERACTIVE

#someone should take the sharkuda to the tech interactive!! the top floor exploded my brain and it would definitely explode their brains too #my parents and i were originally going to go to the sharks game but i got miserly and waited too long to get tickets and also. do you know #hard it is to get a set of *three* tickets together. impossible for less than $80 apparently!! the drive down was also very stressful #because we were trying to get lunch on the way down the peninsula and my dad thought my mom only wanted in n out but the two drive throughs #we tried had like twenty cars lined up and my dad lost his temper in the parking lot and my mom said it didn't HAVE to be in n out so my da #peeled outta there and we went to his favorite taqueria in the area which had a HUGE salsa and side bar (for free! i squirreled away two #whole limes) and their carne asada super burrito settled everyone down :)) #by the time we got to san jose the puck had already dropped so decided to pivot and check out the tech interactive since my mom and i hadn' #had time the last time we were here in the summer and oh my GOB THEIR HUMAN BODY EXHIBIT IS. WOW. it was a lovely time walking around #looking very closely at very realistic models of human organs :3 and oh! my mom and i made a bacteria plate together :3 and my dad and i #made a robot with a spinning fish and flashing lights on it :3 and i fell asleep most of the way into the serengeti film in the imax dome : #and then we went to the 99 ranch where the dungeness crab was THREE NINETY NINE. and my mom got some big napa cabbages and one little one #for me :3 and oh then the guy ahead of us in the checkout gave me his $1 coupon for the bakery :3 #and that's what i did today!! #sor.txt