#i am a Scholar

[dearearlyarchaeologists]

IM WRITING A PAPER ON GRECO ROMAN IMPACT ON JEWISH ART AND I FOUND SOMETHING I NEED IN A PHOTO I TOOK IN PERSON AND IM LITERALLY AT THE HEIGHT OF SCHOLARLY ACHIEVEMENT AND IVE NEVER EVEN PUBLISHED ANYTHING

#I CAN CITE MYSELF YOU GUYS #who knew figuring something out by yourself you bring you SO MUCH JOY #i am a scholar #I am officially an academic #writing papers #Jewish Art #Greco-Roman Art #art history #archaeology

[e-moneyyy]

Currently having very deep, intellectual, philosophical thoughts about a very abstract and complex topic

The topic: ✨Paul Dano’s little tummy✨

#what can I say #I am a scholar #a ✨tummy✨ scholar #paul dano #danonation

[theglamourempress]

Ahhhh reading.. one of the greatest joys in life 💖

#i am a scholar #as well as a woman of glamour

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[songbird-is-crying]

uh huh yeah yeah yeah, it might be repetitive to you that in every good omens human au crowley has to slip up and accidentally call aziraphale angel and has to painfully explain while blushing and averting his eyes (bonus points if he’s also scratching his neck) what convoluted reason why he equates aziraphale in his mind with a legit angel, but I, on the other hand, am a purveyor of LITERATURE, and recognize ART when i SEE IT

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens fanfiction #fanfiction #ao3 #i am a scholar and i measure the effectiveness of the reason by how giggly i get and whether my legs kick or not #teehee indeed

[heynhay]

I'll keep a leftover light burning so you can keep lookin' up I am yours, no matter

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #THAAAAT LOOOOVE IS LIKE A STTAAAAAR ITS GOOOONE!!! #would like to say as of me scheduling this.... star just came out a few days ago...but by the time this post drops #WE WILL HAVE THE WHOLE ALBUM!!!! VIVA!!! #art #my art #mitski #edit: did not score mitski tour presale tickets and I think I deserve to kill people with hammers #do they even know who I am…. THEE klance mitski scholar….

[romancanine]

I would give you some violets, but they withered all when my father died.

#based off these postcards I got from the Shakespeare house #if you think the quotes are inaccurate to the characters just know that I am not a scholar and my choices were mostly surface level LMFAO #anyway. FUCK!!!!!!! #succession #shiv roy #roman roy #Kendall roy #kieran culkin #Jeremy strong #Sarah snook #the roys #Logan roy #succession hbo #my post

[excessive-moisture]

official art accurate moon is so funny i cant breathe

#(based on the scholar passage moon art) #girl why are you like this #also uhhh why am i making moon turnarounds welll uhhh youll have to wait and see #rain world #looks to the moon #gif #gif warning

[yak-leather-whips]

GUY WAIT

WHAT IF SO TACTICAL, SO LATE IS MORE QUANGLISM.

MORE THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WRONG ORDER

#I AM THE ONLY SCHOLAR IN QUANGLE STUDIES #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #quanglicanism

[asbestos-11]

when your bf has the world's softest chest.

ratio here is a pre op trans dude

#hsr #aventurine #dr ratio #aventio #draw tag #100% self projecting here. i have big naturals and i am suffering everyday bcs of them ;; #aventurine is so silly to me. he just latches onto ratio and is taking advantage of the scholar's soft spot 4 him #2.1 please come sooner i really need the silly goobers reunited

[merriclo]

i love the idea that Wild is a big brother to basically all of the kids in his Hyrule. it’s such a good heacanon that i never see utilized.

#with their dads permission he’ll take Cottla and Koko on horse rides and they always have food ready for his horses when he comes into town #cottla wants to learn archery to be like him and he melts when he finds that out #all the kids in Hateno have been caught giving treats to his horses #this is a popular headcanon i think but him teaching the local kiddos how to sword fight so often times he’ll be found directing a horde of #children who’re all swinging treebaches around. he couldn’t look prouder of them. #imagine when he gets older and all the village kids r teens/young adults and all of a sudden the village has skilled hunters and foragers #and everyone’s like ‘wow what’s hateno doing’ and the answer is they all had a great big brother #by older i mean he’d be like. early thirties. but y’know ahsnfjks #wild’s impact should rest in the ppl i think. botw is all abt humanity’s strive to overcome hardship and find beauty in the misery #(well. it is to me anyhow lmao) #so i love the idea of his influence not resting in politics or myths or whatever #but within the culture and spirit of those he fought for #in my brain he definitely wanted to rescue Zelda at first and that’s the only reason he was going to fight ganon #but as his journey progressed he wanted to protect and cultivate the future more than rescue the past #i like this idea w zelda too. like not only will the future generation have great fighters but excellent scholars and leaders. #wow i am RAMBLING #anyhow. i like big bro wild. #linked universe #lu #jojo’s linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu wild #wild lu #wild linked universe #linked universe wild

[hangmanshole]

#i’ve seen it twice so i am somewhat of a scholar on the film #also has this been done yet #saltburn #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #felix catton #oliver quick

[15-lizards]

#asoiaf #asoiaf shitposting #maybe asexual scholar Aenys the first takes it actually #or either of the two gay Daerons #should’ve been three for three on gay Daerons but who am I to bitch

[crabgodd]

People who are Dirkjohn-ers gotta be opposites-attract people cause we’ve got Mr. Painfully Self Aware vs Mr. Painfully Unself Aware

#thinking of #Homestuck #dirkjohn #don’t attack me if this take is lukewarm or wrong i am not a john scholar

[weirdrtvscomments]

Can you please give me a rundown on what the hell happened when HLVRAI first released and why everyone is scared of what the fandom will become if HL2VRAI actually happens? I got here a few months ago so I have no idea what the history of the fandom truly is.

Fandom space gets popular with children, children are dumb and know no boundires, a lot of pointless internet drama ensuses. It's also 2020 so it's even more pointed and pointless.

Some are afraid that the new series will bring these kind of folks back into the larger rtvs community. At least that's what i think.

#why am i treated now as some sort of hlvrai scholar...