#i am going to grab her face and

[alphabetboyluvr]

just read the new yu chapter and i can't stop crying

i'm literally

i really thought they-

*sobs*

i just think they needed a little more room to grow away from each other!! their brains still needed a little time to develop!!!

i know exactly what i think happens after the chapter ends tho he he

#neva obv has to fly back to london #and jungkook goes to ny #but they're both a little restless about things and how it was left #cassie visits neva the next weekend and she's like neva u do realise that the universe is trying to force u two together right?? #and so she's like :( fuck :( #pulls a sickie #grabs a last minute flight to ny #and is like #if it's really fate then ill bump into him #but cassie is like ur so dumb so messages jungkook like ok don't freak out but neva is gonna be in NY this weekend and he's like ??? #but then cassie is like that's all I can tell u soz #so jungkook is like right.... ok. wtf am I meant to do with this. #but he's also like #if i was neva #where would i go...... #but is like stumped cause she's never been to ny so the possibilities are endless so he's like fuck it #checks flight maps and works out when she arrives (aka the only flight from London that aligns with the time she left) and goes to arrivals #has a lil sign with her name on it :( #tweaks his brows when he spots her #and has a little smirk on it face #says smth dumb like u could have just sent a text #and she's like.... why r u here..... #and he's like... me??!! why are YOU here???????? #and anyways they spend the weekend in luv and making up for lost time and they're both confused about how it's gonna work #and it's gonna be hard!! #a lot of those damn you up? texts #and it's gonna take a lot of effort!! #but they're gonna do it!!! #third time lucky <3333 #they'll elope in ny one random weekend when she's visiting and not tell anyone about it not even cassie or jimin

[laniidae-passerine]

cannot decide if Nio or Throb is going to win. Nio feels like she can take anything and make it her own, fit it to her own specific brand, but that can come at the cost of actually fulfilling the brief, you know? Throb consistently provides something that may be less striking but it’s almost always perfect. You ask for Trash Can Kid, you get Trash Can Kid. You ask for Rockstar, you get Rockstar. You get Hotel Ghoul, you pretty much get Hotel Ghoul. I love them both for such different reasons but I just feel like Nio’s branding and insanely captivating looks might edge her over that winner’s line.

#I love throb’s looks but oooh. nio grabs you by the face and demands you look at her #and you just have to #but still. a couple wobbles from nio and Throb can grab that crown with two hands and remind everyone #he fucking serves #cause he does. I love the kings this season like holy shit #what is with the drag world and hating on kings (misogyny. duh) cause they just. oh my god!!! #when they’re great they’re SPECTACULAR #throb zombie #niohuru x #dragula #this is not about who I like more btw. I’ll admit I have a HUGE bias towards kings #like even if they suck at the brief i’d know I’d be going ‘but they’re a king???? literally gods??? give them all your money NOW’ #I am def more likely to go see throb perform. but I just feel like Nio will win? she’s brilliant they both are #you know? I hate trying to explain myself without sounding like I’m dunking on a performer #especially when I love love love them #(in my secret heart I want throb to win. I really really want that.)

[sleep-nurse]

i hope it doesnt look too bad i tried my best but maybe it didnt turn out as well as i wanted

im sorry that its not as good as your art

HOYUIWEYT£O(YT()£OT()I£OYT()Y£YT)£Y)O£Y(TOB WAHHGHGHGHJKGHHJGK WDYMMMM THIS IS AMAZING????? ?? OMG THAMK YOU SO MUCH OHGHGKEJHGJKEHKGHNEKJHNKJENJTK GOING INSANE 😭😭💥

#asks #miu himawari #sleepy nurse #art for me #I AM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARHTKJHEHKGEHKJGHEKJHGBKJEG #SERIOUSLY I WILL APPRECIATE ANY TYPE OF FANART 😭😭 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #LOOKATER.......................ATHJEKHTJKEHTIY£Y)OT(H(£OT(OT£I #start spraying himawari in your local walls NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #OUGHGJKEHJGKHEGHJKEHGJTKHEKJTG THANK YOU SO MUCH.......IM SO NORMAL #ASDFGHJKLòàù #GRABS HER STUPID FACE #SHHFKJSGKWEHTIOOY()UT)(£/T/£)=%£/%()£/% #I AM so normal. im so normal you see i am Very normal #I'm The Best At Being Normal

[anthromimicry]

alright, but... it seems like i am in a mood for angst this morning because just imagine this: misao meeting someone that reminds her so much of ryu and having all of her childhood memories just rush back to her in one foul swoop despite the fact that she's tried really hard to bury them. because if misao allowed herself to think about them for a second, i have a feeling she would just completely breakdown because misao doesn't even have a picture of him or anything, so she forgot what he looks like and what his voice sounds like. so even if she saw him on the streets of gotham... misao wouldn't even recognize him because it's been so long.

and the fact that she has become like a ' human ' in that aspect somewhat enrages her because misao secretly HATES having to pretend like she is anything but who she is + like i believe i have talked about once but didn't get super deep into talking about, is that she may or may not distrust humans automatically upon meeting them. though this sense has lessened over the years, it is still slightly there due to her mother's death haunting her. and being forced to face her past like this where misao is not prepared for it mentally would be kind of devastating for her, NGL. (but y'all should totally give misao someone who reminds her of ryu anyhow, and i'm not saying that to be evil or anything. i'm just saying it because there has to be some way that she works through her issues eventually and with the way she is now... i don't think that misao would be willing to open up to someone else about them. so something has to act on her externally. )

#ALL POWER DEMANDS PAIN AND SACRIFICE: musings. #NO SLEEP OF THE INNOCENT. NOT FOR YOU: character study. #ahh don't we just love being greeted eith angst at 10:51 on a monday / j AHH i'm just kidding y'all but... yeah. #i am out to metaphorically grab my poor oc's by the throat this morning for whatever reason JSJSJ #but just to expand on this idea a little bit: i feel like the kind of person that would remind her of ryu would be a selflessly kind- #and courageous person because that's exactly what misao saw him as as a child. like although he was younger than her misao saw him- #as the 'stronger one' of them both and she was always kind of jealous of him for this because whenever something bothered him he would just- #simply keep on trucking along and take the difficulty of whatever he might've been dealing with in stride. but misao in her own mind has- #never been like that. she has always been hung up over things for too long and wanted to run away from thing's whenever she's faced- #challenges rather than face them head on because she would rather DIE than be vulnerable and someone who has humanity when she is supposed- #to be 'above them' and thus sometimes misao just wishes that she could physically carve out her heart sometimes because she- #cannot take all of the pain that has been stored within it over the years. like the pain of denying yourself intimate connection with- #other's and always being rough on yourself because you HAVE to be perfect or people are going to think you're weak. though being vulnerable- #certainly doesn't make you weak. misao just has a rather unhealthy view of her own vulnerability although she can see that in other's it is- #something that is necessary because of everything she'd been taught in her time becoming a psychiatrist. misao is just sooo- #complicated under the surface and that's why i love her y'all

[hauntingblue]

Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status

#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw #sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn... #i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine #but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule) #he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity #'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD #'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL #THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA #his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war.... #i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson #oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious #well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that #sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding #jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse #i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed #sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING #omg perfect episode..... jesus christ..... #i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again... #its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities #goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow #wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay.... #gay sex on screen is less subtle #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 817 #wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her.... #sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo #i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that... #JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #episode 818

[awkward-smirks]

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#love it when people bump into me when I'm out somewhere and they come up all excited to say hi 🥹 #like you really could've ignored me and i wouldn't know bc im not aware of people when i go out #like if I'm not expecting to see someone i know when I'm out then i don't look people in the face - strangers stay strangers to me #but one of my first high school friends was in the same restaurant as me today and she was like 'SANDY?!???????' & jumped up from her table #like i walked into this place looking her group dead in the eye and then sat down and didn't realize she was among them until she came over #but we caught up and it was so nice bc she was literally thinking of me days ago bc i commented on her IG story #so yeah now we're gonna grab boba sometime #it was so nice to bump into her 🥹💖💖💖 it makes my heart so happy to see old friends #she was the first friend to hang out with me outside of school on a lil friend date #and she introduced me to boba and ginger candies #i love her :') #sandy rambling #anyways this is just to show you how obvious i am when it comes to social interactions and meeting people outside #this has happened more times than i can count

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

The little hand holding dance during the photo

#olena immediately grabbing his hand 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️ #and than letting go because official photo and everything #and vova being like nah ah ah 🙄☝️ #what you think youre doing wife?! 😒🙄 #NOT going to happen ☝️ #i 🥰 am 🥰 going 🥰 to 🥰 hold 🥰 your 🥰 hand 🥰🥰🥰 #nothing you can do against it 🥰🥰🥰 #its presidental law 🥰🥰🥰 #i dont make the rules 🥰🥰🥰 #oh yeah right i do 🥰🥰🥰 #also the little smile on olenas face when he grabs her hand 😍😍😍 #and the sweet caressing of the fingers and each others hand ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #dont ask me how many times ive watched it

[rosicheeks]

Is this why you want to get dp’d so you can make a big mess with 2 cocks inside your needy little holes? 😇

👀

#I MEAN #KSNKSNDKNDKDKSKDN #don’t talk to me about dp #I’m too fragile rn #I’m thinking about that pic I rb earlier #where it’s two guys in masks #and you see legs #smndksndkdnd #I want to be her so badly #thinking about two strong people fucking me at the same time #I’m going weakkkkkkkkk #gonna go rb that one text post I made about a soft and rough dp session #that’s all I’m going to be able to think about the rest of the night #THANK YOU VERY MUCH #can you imagine how cute I’d be when I make a mess all over them #I’d turn bright red and be so embarrassed and maybe try to hide my face 🫣🫣🫣 #but one of them grabs me by the chin and smiles lovingly at me #praising me and telling me what a good girl I am #before they keep fucking me and make me go completely limp #sldnksnskssmfd #oh BOY IM NOT OK RIGHT NOW #ask #anon

[orcelito]

well this is a very bad day for my cats i guess

#speculation nation #the guy finally came around to vacuum the water up #and there were big tubes so he couldnt shut the door #so i grabbed tally to try to put her in a back room. but in the process. got too close to the running vacuum i guess #so she was. NOT happy. and clawed my face in her haste to get away #im. Okay. but it certainly was some fun dealing with an actively bleeding cheek while trying to help the guy move stuff around #like. ow. ow ow ow. #i just kinda slapped a bandaid on and am currently ignorign it #he said he'd be back. so i am playing the waiting game. some more. #my entire fucking evening is going to be me dealing with this fucking shit isnt it #i am Really not happy.

[yamikawas]

Yoomtah smooching you, yoomtah holding your face in her hands and giving so many smoochies

I WANT SMOOCHIES...............I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOOMTAH SMOOCHIES AUAUUAUAUA<UAUUUAUSUAUDDJHDJDBF I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED HER TO HOLD ME AND KISS ME FOREVER.OK<3<3<333<3<3<3<43&3<33&<=^3<3<3<3<3

#I GOT THISWHEN I WAS MENTALLY ILL LAST NIGHT AND I ALOST FORGOT.SCREAMS #WHATEVER MENTALLY ILL OR NOT I AM ALWAYS UP FOR YOOMTAH KISSIES<3<3<3 #I WANT TO NUZZLE UP TO HER WHILE SHE JUST HOLDS ME TIGHT AND SMOTHERS ME IN KISSES AND DOESNT LET ME GO AT ALL #LITERALLY.I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR JUST ONE KISS FROM HER SO<3<3<3 #I WANT HER TO LEAVE NO INCH OF MY FACE UNKISSED NSHFJDKGKFJJDJ #I LOVE HER SO MUCH I NEED ALL HER LOVE AND AFFECTION 24/7 FOREVER OR I WILL DIE.LITERALLY #SHE IS SO.MY BELOVED I LOVE HER FOREVER I WANT TO KISY HER TOO.................AAWAWAWWAWAAW #THINKING I GIVE HER A BIG SMOOCH ON HER CHEEK AND SHE JUST GOES :○!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND GRABS MY FACE AND GIVES ME SO MANY KISSES AT ONCE #I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHHHHHH I CAN NOT STOP THINKING.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE FLUFFY COTTON CANDY IM SO.LOVE<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3333<3<3<3<4<<2<3<3<3<227<3^2^4&×^=;=;=÷^^×3<÷3<2<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<<< #MMNNNNBBBBNBBDJFBBFBNGNGNBFJNYYOOMTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #YOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTAHYOOMTA #Y O O M T A H🌠💝⚠️⚡💓💓💋🌈❣💕✨💚💌💞💟💋💛💙⚡💞🌼🌈🌠👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞💛🍋❤💙❣🌻✨💌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💜💝🧡💘💛💘💖🌩💘💚💖💓💫💛⚠ #I JUST.HOLDING HER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND NUZZLING MY FACE INTO HER SHOULDER AND MELTING INTO HER I LOVE HER #GOD.I LITERALLY NEED HER TO LOVE ME FOREVER AND MAKE SURE I KNOW IT 24/7 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK<3<3<3

[hobisexually]

long winded rant in the tags coming that’s partly about weight but in a very unfiltered sad way so if that triggers you do Not read on

#on holiday I was like oHHHHH this is what living in the moment is! What listening to your body is! what not worrying about how you look is #but doing what makes you happy #and then …… I came home and got sent the pictures #+ my friend being. unintentionally fatphobic as fuck #while hurtful as fuck too #and it’s all just been piling up too since I got home because I’ve been having a lot of conversations and seeing a lot of people that #confront me with who I used to be and who I am now and how I’m really not happy with that #and it feels like it’s not gonna get better #like I’m destined to be in a job I like but isn’t what I want because I’m not capable enough and I’ll never know what romantic requited love #feels like. I’ll never cure my vaginismus I’ll never be able to let someone in or they won’t want me this is just it for me #and SOMEHOW the way I look has become the ultimate culmination of all those things? #my face is suddenly a woman in her thirties face #I keep gaining weight despite not even eating all that much because FUCKING PCOS makes it impossible #my hair in my face grew back. my stomach is hairy and that plus the added beer belly just makes it look like I’m a 50 year old man #I am soooooooo tired of the dysphoria #and the way pcos ruins fucking everything because I can restrict calories all I want and move all I want but will it help ? No ! #and of the fact that it impacts the way I feel about myself so much because I’m convinced now I’ll never find anyone #should have tried harder when I was 21 because that was the only time in my life I reasonably fit society’s standards like That was my shot #I’ve been taking supplements everyone says will help but I’m not sure I noticed anything in the past six months and I can’t take berberine #because it fucks with my heart medication. which. That too. I have that too #and I’m in pain! All the time now! ALL THE TIME so I can’t even work out to keep the weight stable because guess what ? #just after a normal day at the office I come home and have to lie down because everhthing hurts so much ! #today I got an impromptu massage in an attempt to feel better but it didn’t fix shit and I had to buy clothes for kings day after #and I didn’t try them on just quickly grabbed some orange shit to try on at home and at what I saw in the mirror I genuinely got nauseous #I just don’t know who that is in the mirror but it’s not me and I can’t accept it. I’ve been trying so hard but I can’t #it genuinely makes me so sad and I keep telling myself that a reduction will help in feeling more like myself and it will help with the pain #but what if it doesn’t? what if my pain doesn’t go away after af all and my stomach just juts out and I feel like a gremlin all the time #what then. what the fuck do we do then. also I’m so fucking scared of that surgery anyway that I don’t fucking want to do it anymore #I want so many things and all of them feel out of reach and I know my own brain is my worst enemy and it’s not rooted in anything real but. #Isn’t it? really — isn’t it???????

[kiatoru]

"toru", you whisper in a slight panic, reaching out in an attempt to find your snowy haired boyfriend in the dark. you glance at the alarm clock which reads 6:32 in blaring red lights.

"toru," you say again, this time more urgently. your hands working to untangle the sheets around the both of you and shake him awake. your palms press against his cool skin as you give him a gentle push before violently shaking him.

"what the f- baby? whats goin' on?" he groans tiredly as he's jolted from his sleep. you take about half a second to swoon over his groggy, sleepy voice before another crash sounds from downstairs and you jump slightly, clinging to satoru.

"did you hear that?!"

he furrows his brows slightly and nods, smoothly unwrapping you from him and standing up.

"i'll go see what it is."

you nod and stand up as well.

"i'll come too."

"what? no- there could be a serial killer or something."

"whats a serial killer gonna do against you?"

"thats not the point-"

CRASH!

the both of you jump and grab the other one. carefully, satoru leads you both out and into the hallway. all is silent before a quiet gasp is heard followed by a hush and muted giggling.

you and satoru exchange a glance before creeping down the stairs and peering into the kitchen.

"megumi, you gotta be quiet," tsumiki whispers, "we'll wake gojo and y/n up!"

"you're the one who keeps dropping stuff!" megumi insists, a small pout on the little boy's face. he stands on his tip toes, peering over the top of the stove into the pan of... something.

you cock your head and try not to gag as the smell of whatever's in the pan hits you.

"do you think they'll like their breakfast in bed?" tsumiki asks with an excited smile on her face. her brother just shrugs and adds way too much salt to their concoction.

your boyfriend turns to you with a panicked expression and mouths 'breakfast?!' you elbow him softly and motion your head towards the stairs. you both creep back up to your bedroom with a soft sigh.

"i am not eating whatever the hell was on that stove."

you fix him with an icy glare.

"satoru gojo you will eat what those children have made for us and you will like it."

true to your word, an hour later when tsumiki proudly presented a tray of... breakfast , if you could call it that, with a sullen megumi in tow you both acted pleasantly surprised and choked down the food gratefully.

#i didnt know how to end this im ngl #satoru x reader #satoru x you #satoru x y/n #satoru fluff #gojo #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo fluff #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk fluff

[deerdeardarling]

Manifesting that whenever (if ever??) They bring the paradox swords of justice to Pokemon masters they need to put Rosa + the BW rivals with the "real" SoJ with suits.

(Is this because I am also manifesting a Hop + Zacian suit? Abso-fuckin-lutely what else would I do-)

#but no I think it would be really cool. #especially having like turo (and sada???) as like... the “villain” #of course the 4 would be dressed like musketeers mixed with their assigned pkmn. and also Rosa going full blown camp with a big ol hat that- #covers half her face #also yes if this happens I am banking on a Hop + Zacian alt #and I'm grabbing everyone's collars and shaking and screaming at the people who are only JUST NOW realizing there's a connection between- #- the Swords of Justice and Zacian because paradox-cobalion has FUCKING CROWN IN ITS NAME- #pokemon masters ex #pokemon masters

[hauntingblue]

Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status

#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw #sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn... #i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine #but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule) #he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity #'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD #'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL #THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA #his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war.... #i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson #oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious #well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that #sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding #jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse #i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed #sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING #omg perfect episode..... jesus christ..... #i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again... #its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities #goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow #wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay.... #gay sex on screen is less subtle #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 817 #wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her.... #sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo #i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that... #JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #episode 818

[nkogneatho]

when you first met itadori jin, you thought he was so sweet and kind. he was always a little nerdy when he talked about things he loved. "sorry i got carried away" was something he'd often say because he thought he was bothersome. but you never thought that. you liked when his eyes lit up at the silliest science theories. you loved that he was so considerate.

but you know what they say?? nerds are the kinkiest people. when you told jin you want him to fuck you, he turned red. but you had to say it out loud because he wouldn't. he respected you. that, until he had you bent over the couch. you'd never thought he'd be so rough. but that is the thing. he was so unconscious about it. his silly science addicted brain inspected your hole and he knew you'd be able to take it with a little stretching. his large hands were on your back, pushing you further into couch. you had to turn your face to the side to make sure you don't suffocate against the cushion.

"shhh don't move, my dear. i am doing this f'you." his cock was buried deep inside but he wasn't moving. "didn't you say you wanted to do it? i need to make sure you don't get hurt in the process—ahhh fuck don't squeeze me, darling." you couldn't help it. your cunt ached for his thrusts. "i am sorry my dick is too big for you baby. but i am a good boyfriend, right? mmm shit...'n good boyfriends always give their pretty girlfriend what she asks for." he collected your wetness with his fingers and licked them. "mhmm fhuck sweetheart. knew this pretty pussy was sweet the way she was throbbing when i was inspecting her. go on, lovie...tell her to make more juices for your kind boyfriend." jin wasn't even aware how dirty the thing he was saying sounds. he just thought it was normal. he finally thrusted once and you cried out his name, unexpecting the sudden jolt. "feels good, right?" you moaned out a yes. "of course it feels good. now..." he grabbed your waist, "time to marry your pussy with my cock, darling."

#i— i cannot explain this okay? what fo you want me to say? HE IS FINE ASF #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jin itadori #jin itadori x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk drabbles #itadori jin #jujutsu kaisen x you

[deadsetobsessions]

Damian Wayne was like a duckling. A violent, stab-happy, danger-prone duckling, yes, but a duckling all the same. Which means when Danny almost got stabbed by a sleepy, instinct driven Damian, he was able to wave it off with a laugh. Damian, on the other hand, stared in horror at the butter knife firmly lodged in Danny’s arm.

“PENNYWORTH!” Danny jerked back at Damian’s scream. “RICHARD! FATHER!”

God damn, the kid had a pair of lungs on him. Danny’s wince was interpreted as pain to Damian, who gently grabbed his injured arm and started to pull him towards the kitchen’s marble island.

Danny blinked, non plussed as his hearing picked up a thundering of feet as the present family members scrambled towards Damian’s distress call.

“Wait, Damian, I’m fine. It’s-”

“You have been impaled, you imbecile! Had it been any of the other simpletons, they would have-!”

“Ouch.” Danny put his other hand in mock hurt over his slow-beating heart. He literally doesn’t care about the butter knife. He’s just impressed there was enough force in there to impale him. “Are you calling me names now? After- gasp- stabbing me?”

Before Damian could reply, the beginnings of regret, remorse, and guilt on his face, Alfred, Dick, and Bruce burst into the kitchen.

“What happened?!”

“My word, master Danny!”

“What is it?!”

“I’m fine. It’s like a small stab. Not even a big stab. I’m good.”

Dick paled, seeing Danny’s arm clutched in Damian’s hand.

“That’s- that’s a knife. In your arm. How is that ‘fine’?!”

“What happened.” Bruce asked Damian, gently removing Danny’s arm from Damian’s death clutch.

“I- I did not mean to,” Damian starts, guilt coloring his voice.

“He didn’t,” Danny cuts in. “I startled him and got stabbed for being dumb. I won’t fault him for having a defense mechanism like that, ancient knows what I might do if you guys startled me.”

The awkward silence that settled at his words made Danny twitch awkwardly.

“Uh, so, can I add this knife to my collection? Even if I didn’t get mugged?”

“Danny.”

“Bruce.” Danny stared stubbornly back. With his uninsured hand, he patted Damian on the head. He was going to enjoy the fluffiness before Damian’s guilt was no longer enough to hold him back from snapping at Danny’s hand like a grumpy alligator. Bruce loses, obviously. He’s a teenager who was also an ex-vigilante. Batman’s got nothing on a determined halfa.

“Master Danny, I must insist you refrain from getting stabbed. There is only so much gauze and antiseptic cream in the house.” Alfred returned- huh, when did he leave?- with a med kit.

Danny called bullshit because he knows there’s a whole ass medical bay beneath the manor.

“Sorry.”

“No need to apologize.” Alfred said, promptly beginning the extraction of the butter knife.

“Are you okay?” Dick asked, hovering worriedly. “He- are you…?”

Damian was allowing Danny to ruffle his hair, so…

“Yep, I’m good. This isn’t even on my top thirty most painful stabbings,” and it really wasn’t. That honor was given to the GIW and that one time Jazz accidentally stabbed him with her earrings. “That was pretty impressive, actually. It’s like, a butter knife. The other ones had pointy ends.”

“Do not clump me with those pathetic wastes of spaces. I am naturally superior and would… would never harm you on purpose.” Damian said, getting quiet at the end like he was trying to plead to Danny to believe him.

“Of course not. But- if you want help me keep the knife, you can hit me with a mug, it would technically be a mugging.”

The pun got the desired effect. Damian leaned away with a disgruntled look and Dick stopped hovering as close in order to let out a small cackle.

“Done.”

“You should go get changed, kiddo. We’re going to see Tim’s photography at the Gotham Gallery today.”

“Oh, for real?” Danny patted Damian’s fluffy hair one last time, pushing away from the counter. “Oh, I’ll clean up here first and-”

“That will not be necessary,” Alfred scolded, a mop somehow already in his hands. “Please see to it you are prepared for the day.”

“Thanks, Alfred. Can I keep the knife.”

“Very well.”

“Sweet. See you guys later?” Danny pranced off after seeing the nods.

——

“He’s… he got stabbed a lot. Before us, I mean.” Dick tapped a furious rhythm onto the counter. “Not that we’ve stabbed him until now but even once is concerning for a civilian.”

“He was used to it.” Bruce replied.

“Perhaps we should join Todd in his endeavor and ensure that his worthless tormentors are permanently out of the picture.”

“God, he said top thirty. He was counting.”

Damian silently withdrew a kitchen knife.

“No murder with my quality chef’s knives, Master Damian.”

“Tt.”

“Master Jason follows the same rules. Now, out of the kitchen. I may be old, but I remember the last time master Bruce and master Dick stepped foot in here and I will not have a repeat.”

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