#i am so so tired and yet the sleep

[iguessitsjustme]

I haven't slept in 3 days. Perhaps the second giant coffee at lunch was a bad idea. Looks like I'm heading into day 4! Someone yell at me to go to bed if you see me still lurking in an hour.

#rae irl #i am so so tired and yet the sleep #it eludes me #i can taste colors right now by the way #i can hear god and she's begging me to sleep #i look upon her face and tell her to make me #it sounds like a threat but actually i'm begging #dear god please make me sleep #let me sleep i beg of you

[way2gosuperrstarr]

me and . your mom. last night . if you even care

#salmon scribbles #my art #SORRY i think ive kinda lost it #'hey can i sleep yet' no you must draw shoving your arms into the dcas chest cavity #'whats happening in this image' I Do Not Know #literally could not sleep until i finished drawing this goodnight i am Tired #got so lost in the sauce of drawing i had every status effect inflicted upon me when snapping out of the Drawing Haze #dca community #dca fandom #moon fnaf #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #sunday's silly sb self insert au #cw suggestive #? #<- just in case bcs others are tagging it in their reblogs ^_^

[undreaming-fanfiction]

There's something about Steve wearing an apron when he cooks with KISS THE COOK on it.

Eddie is forced to wash the dishes. He hates it, at least until Steve gets him an apron too. Eddie's says FUCK THE DISHWASHER.

They agree that they'll never get a dishwasher machine because it might enter their household with wrong expectations based on the apron.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steddie crack #i am so tired yet sleep is not coming

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

light tries a new method to beat L (seduction) + some silly doodles lol

#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #this was v quick bc i feel like i’ve been very busy lately and yet i still seem to be getting nothing done #but whatever #have them whatever comes next will be better i prommy #farewell #i am going to go sleep for a hot minute bc i am. So. tired

[nyxcentury]

A hermit should get like a stack of joel heads, drop them on the ground and say "Oops i spilled the beans."

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #guys im tired but I'm work so i can't sleep yet #my humor gets worse the more tired i am #and everything becomes increasingly hysterical but in the funny im laughing kinda way

[thekidsarentalright]

why are you as a grown man literally a teddy bear i cant handle this (x)

#fucked up that i havent seen this posted here yet look at this look at him i Need to squeeze him like a stress toy #love me posting this so late too like. late night exclusive patrick Zhfjdnd #he is literally just such a sweetie though my angel light of my life #i am so tired i need to sleep but alas i am up exploding abt patrick #txt #ps #stardust era #p: 100

[sleepinglionhearts]

Give you 3 guesses what fiancée is playing rn

#doodles #danganronpa #dr1 #celeste ludenberg #mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #makoto naegi #kyoko kirigiri #danganronpa art tag #so fiancee's best friend has been bugging her about playing the games for a while #and the opportunity finally came up so we've been slowly going thru the game #it is... definitely something #i finally understand several of the memes from... many years ago #haha i think i remember a lot of ppl i followed when the game was really popular are at least semi-active still #sorry to those who now see me posting danganronpa nonsense in 2022 hehehe #i feel like i have yet another use for all of those really weirdass pictures from high school #anyway it is like 1 am i am SO tired it is time to go to sleep #please enjoy the artwork hehehehe #whoops just realized i didn't tag monokuma #oh well

[fluffypotatey]

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

#i could post this later.......but i won't so here we go #i am delirious it is......1:30 in the morning i should sleep and yet....here i sit #i hope this was enjoyable because this is the best fucking thing i've ever been granted the chance to read #headcanon fully accepted #this is canon #sorcerers hate merlin because he that's guy who always passes the class with flying colors but you know that bitch #sleeps during every lecture and never studied a day in his life #i know for a fact that gaius would have smacked merlin when they met but didn't bc this kiddo was too pure and sweet for this world #honestly a sorcerer who worked their ass off to be th best meeting s5 merlin who's tired & seen shit but only knows 7 spells #they would walk right out bc 'who tf does think think he is????' and merlin has had this interaction one too many time by then #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #headcanons #i want me screaming into the void at the witching hour to be my legacy

[fish-with-more-eyes]

i did not plan to make a vday drawing and have zero time today but i got hit with this idea so. have some silly 25min blorbos

#atsumu fursuit agenda #hehe #i'm tired i have no energy to try and be funny so if ur reading this i hope u have a good sleep tonight <3 #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #haikyuu fanart #hq brainrot doodles #my art #haikyuu #sakuatsu #skts #valentines day #i feel like 25 minutes is so long for what i produced?? but like what am i gonna do. lie?? #ALSO it's literally not even vday yet where i am but i don't feel like queueing #it's vday somewhere and that is Good Enough

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

cough hack wheeze who wants a teeny tiny fantasy au snippet with uhhhh laughingstock Tension. it's like... half a scene! unedited & out of context As Is Tradition

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“Nothin’ much. I think I’ll poke around nearby towns, shake down some travelers - see what falls into my paws.”

“I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Barn,” Howdy says. He sweeps aggressively, spreading dirt more than gathering it into the usual neat piles. “Who knows if those ne'er-do-wells are still roaming around the woods - if you and Ed couldn’t take them, what makes you think you could alone? Or- or! What if you stumble across those cultists? I hate to think of you stuck in an ambush with no help coming, knowing fully well that-”

A large paw slips the broom out of his grip and sets it to the side, and Howdy stammers to a stop as Barnaby crowds him against the bar with a soft, “Howdy.”

Howdy swallows hard, bracketed on each side by strong blue arms. The look Barnaby fixes him with dries up his well of words and bristles his fuzz. Howdy’s heart hammers against his ribs. He can feel Barnaby’s body heat, and it’s lighting his blood on fire. 

“I’m not gonna be reckless, if that’s what you’re worried about,” Barnaby says. He barely needs to speak louder than a whisper for Howdy to hear him loud and clear. He smells like sweet smoke. “The other day was a one time deal, cross my heart. But, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll take someone with me. I’m sure Jules is itchin’ to get outta town.”

“What would really make me feel better is if you stay,” Howdy blurts, just barely reining in the with me. He tenses, knowing that he’s toeing a dangerous line. One wrong word, and he’ll make the unspoken spoken - but the stress drains out of him as Barn’s eyes go soft. Perhaps that wouldn’t be so bad. Of course there’s no reason to worry, not about this, not with him. There never has been.

“You know I can’t do that,” Barnaby murmurs. “Not yet.”

Howdy doesn’t need to say that he knows. Not for the first time and with any luck, not for the last, it clicks in his mind that they’re on the same page - he doesn’t need to be a telepath to understand the thoughts behind Barnaby’s dark eyes. 

Barnaby says it anyway. “I gotta get him back. I can’t… there’s no room for anythin’ else right now.”

Howdy sighs through his nose and slumps against the counter digging into the small of his back. He nods and adjusts the lapels of Barnaby’s vest. His fingers ghost over soft blue, and Barnaby doesn’t flinch at the contact. If anything, he leans the barest millimeter into it. His gaze burns into Howdy’s, even if they aren’t meeting at the moment, but it isn’t a bad feeling. Quite the opposite, actually.

“Well,” Howdy says in a low voice, “if you find a good lead, send for the rest of us. I’ll be there as fast as my four legs can scamper.”

Barnaby smirks. “Even if you need to take a boat?”

“Even so, Barn.”

The smirk slides into something that isn’t a frown, but isn’t a smile. It’s too soft for a grimace, but too intense for simple recognition. Barnaby seems to sway forward, and Howdy is sorely tempted to meet him halfway.  

But Barnaby’s claw taps the counter, and he pulls away before anyone’s mind can be made up. Howdy’s hands slip from his lapels, brushing against fur as they fall and knuckles skimming over the smooth, fresh scar cutting across Barnaby’s belly. 

“I’ll be back before you know it,” Barnaby says, his eyes crinkling at the corners. He squeezes Howdy’s shoulder and then his back is turned, and he’s leaving. All Howdy can do is watch. 

And call out after him, “Your table will be open and waiting for you.”

Barnaby pauses in the doorway and looks over his shoulder at Howdy, and his grin is so full of affection that Howdy may just burst. 

“With a free pint?” he asks.

“Hey now, don’t push your luck pal.”

Barnaby bursts out laughing, and Howdy can hear it even after the door thuds closed.

#clawing and sobbing and- no. no #im normal. im so normal i swear #yk on a related tangent. i keep wanting to go to my sleep but spotify keeps playing bangers #all of my Lore songs... the animatics in my head... i dont want to not listen! #so i thought hey. might as well offer Yet Another Snippet! #i have many these days! #i almost posted the human au carnival snippet but uhhhh this one won out. i wrote it like. two hours ago #im sorry if it lacks some Personality or if theres blatant Mistakes #im tired! i meant to be asleep two hours ago! its 2 am! #snippets from the bog #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #its not shown in this tidbit #but barnaby has his pack and it contains Not Only Wormie! but also Puppet Wally! #barnaby: i gotta find wally 🥺 #honey... you have had him the whole time... kiss your caterpillar.... #the. the tall one. not the teeny worm. #well. the teeny worm too but she just gets a little kisth on her tiny face. #the tall caterpillar would get uhhhh a lil more than that id expect. lotsa sugar yk yk #im. gonna go sleep #these two will be my nightly bedtime story as i drift away... #and hopefully ill wake up early enough to find the christmas lights before The Stream #and maybe crochet a few more rows.... read a couple more chapters... #i just misspelled read as red i need to be Unconchus

[tangledinink]

#sona sillies #i got tired of sitting around the house and sleeping on and off so i was like #lets take a walk #we like walks #just a little one #we can stop at the corner store itll be nice itll be good for us #my lORD it was??? fucking exhausting for no good gd reason #that last anon said brain fog was common and i was like “oh i dont think ive experienced that yet” #yes i have lol #i just didnt realize it because i was sitting at home and not like. you know. in the world trying to do things #and this was barely a thing my gODDDDD #i am so sleepy now lol

[heraldofcrow]

I must not sleep….sleep is the mind killer….

#why…am i so eepy #i can feel it taking overrrr #last night i was so tired that i tagged a post half asleep and the next morning #i could see the funniest spelling mistakes lol #but i don wanna sleep yet…need time…. #CrowNotes

[synthshenanigans]

More doodles wahoo

tw blood and burn scars (thos the scars are mostly hidden)

Heart/Light & Soul designs by @starclawz !

Yeehawed Soul design by @socialc1imb !

#ive yet again stayed up to finish these so i am going to pass out after posting this #im great at keeping a sleep schedule #rip the marker for that Heart drawing #dunked it in water to make the splatter on my paper #why? idk good question #also i would say these might become full arts later but everytime i say that i dont so like #im not gonna jinx myself #okay im tired i go sleep now bye bye #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj heart #cj mind #cj soul

[thebirdandhersong]

It is some consolation that one day this will not make me bristle

#i am aware that im v tired and sleep deprived and about to be on my period so take everything i say with a grain of salt #also i hate being awake at 1am and i have a bajillion things i need to do that i havent started yet #and im planning 2 birthday things tomorrow #and i have 5 birthday dorm cards to write for tomorrow which is going to take foreber #forever #and hours of class to slog through #and i just want to curl up in a ball and weep!!!! #dont dangle the confounded treat in front of my eyes and then stomp it into crumbs while i watch! #dont make me think im loved and then Do This! #i am so tired! even though i know theres so much to be thankful for! #i am planning two birthday parties because i love you guys #but when MY birthday rolls around i am locking myself in my room i am leaving this place i am not going to tell anyone #i am Not going to sit around like a little girl with such sickeningly high hopes #and watch them be crushed AGAIN! #I will go OUT and not come back to the dorm until evening because i cannot STAND to be disappointed again #just like every other time! THIS MAKES ME SICK #my heart is so tired :) esp after the boy thing

[koifsssh]

a small gift for @cookie-catcoon !

oh... i cant seem to get them out of my head... he would try to learn spanish, i think. He wants to be able to communicate with all of his friends, of course!

I do think he'd be successful, he'd probably sound a little funny until he's developed his accent. (i know it took me a while...)

he's not very good at expressing how he feels about anything to be frank with you... so he probably speaks through flowers and small thoughtful little gifts... (most likely needs help from julie when it comes to flowers! bahaha!)

[ translation! : "Ah... um... th-this flower reminded me of you..."

"For me?" ]

I adore them both so much... bah!

#welcome home #welcome home oc #rainy dewdrop #they both live rent free in my head... #it's alright though! as long as the space is clean #they are both so cute... #i suppose this can be seen as either platonic or romantic... whichever works i suppose! #ive been trying to sleep... i am very tired! #yet!!! somehow!!! my insomnia decides it is time to stay up at 1 am in the morning! #ah... at least i have my darling little puppets...

[clownprince]

every day is just. i open tumblr.app. i see the worst most oversimplified sandpapered nuance-less dc comics take imaginable. i spend several minutes staring at it debating whether it's worth arguing over (it never is). i sigh, shake my head in resignation and close tumblr.app

#imagine how tired i am #i wasn't even a batjokes related cold take this time #i'm used to those at least #what is it w j/son fans and the bizarre attitude that he did absolutely nothing wrong and is entirely innocent and blameless and 100% the #victim (post-resurrection i mean) #like don't get me wrong i adore him he's my baby boy and one of my favorites #but like did you all just collectively forget about the. y'know. severed heads? and other assorted crimes? #fuckin watering it down to huhuhu bruce bad #tearing my hair out you're missing the point you're missing out on the nuance and the tragedy #i'm going to bite . someone #probably deleting this later bc i'm like #clinically conflict avoidant but it's 11 am and i haven't slept yet and I'm just so. irrationally annoyed over this #it's probably the sleep deprivation yeah i shoudl probably go to sleep