#i am too much of a simp

[drxconart]

I planned to do a little drawing for christmas but unfortunately i got sick the entire week so I only got this very messy sketch to offer.

I hope you will like it anyway :-:

Sketched this present Sauron to bright up my mood 🥰

#thesilmarillion #i am too much of a simp #a very self indulged art #pls tumblr be kind #idk how censor works here

[taikk0]

now, listen........................

#taikko truesona reveal bc im too embarrassed to use me.... #I STILL SHIP RAGAPOM IM JUST REALLY CRINGE #last one only exists cuz an irl told me to draw pomni in a maid outfit. id take the bullet for her she cant cook for shit #id go full malewife for her only #coming out as a pomni simp i am so sorry i am so sorry i am so s #taikko art #taikko talks 2 much #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #pomni

[wayfayrr]

Hello! I was rereading your self aware series and I got to Wild’s and was like “Wait a minute… I know the boys don’t hold anything against reader for playing their games a lot but… what if reader was just a really bad gamer?” So like, I’m terrible at video games. But I love to play them! So I was wondering if the self aware boys could really not hold anything against reader if reader was just exceptionally bad at their game and caused them lots of pain? For example, I killed Link (ACCIDENTALLY) about 8 times last night during a single shrine… and that’s just my average gaming experience. I was just curious if the boys ever get mad or something after falling off a bridge for the gazillionth time whenever bad gamer reader grabs the controller. Is it like a love hate relationship? Like they go “Yes! My love has graced me with their presence!” *The realization hits.* “Oh no… not again.”

literally got this ask while watching @peepthatbish play skyward sword badly /lh/hj (love ya peep, even if you are stressful to watch play and we even talked about this exact thing a couple times!)

There really isn't much that they could hold against you, because when they've fallen for you, they're more than a bit delusional. Anyway you play the game in their minds is just you spending time with them. with that said though I honestly think they'd also blame themselves for getting hurt, are their controls that hard? what are they doing wrong? can they make it any easier for you? Sure they got hurt but you healed them!!!! they're so delusional that even just hurting them for fun can be rationalised in their minds (not that you would right? right???)

but I said not much right? well something they would hate you (or more themselves) for though? Rage quitting. They would rather you sitting there laughing, repeatedly intentionally killing them over you leaving the game like that. Because then you aren't with them, they're back in control of their own body because their game was too hard for you to play. it's their fault you abandoned them. They don't care how you spend time on their game just that you do and they respect that you can't play 24/7, they understand that! but quitting because it's too hard destroys them.

#they're simps #really #really delusional simps #even bad gamers they couldn't hate #they're down bad with the only real person they know #dw dw I am a very bad gamer too #literally recreated a scene from one of my wars fics in mc the other day #also ong I'm so happy to be getting more self aware asks #been needing to do so much more with it #hehehehhehehe #yandere linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe #linked universe x reader #self aware au #self aware loz #sentient au #moss✦answers

[starrynightsxo]

"... And yet my heart is buried with you in the strange soil of the mortal world, as it was drowned with you in the cold waters of the Undersea. It was yours before I could admit it, and yours it shall ever remain."

- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing

#im gone #*through sobs* #*dying* #so this is love #love #😭😭😭 #this isnt real #i am going to cry #this is too much #sorry everyone #:( #books #bookish #the cruel prince #booklr #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #tfota #cardan #jude #jurdan #the folk of air #the folk of the air #cardan is a simp #judecardan #jude x cardan #the wicked king #cardan x jude #the queen of nothing #high queen jude of elfhame

[drowsyscatterbrain]

Stargazing with sans.

The sky is clear, countless stars shining with all their might.

But as breathtaking as they might be, my eyes might ended up not looking upwards.

Afterall, why crank my neck to see the unreachable beyond, when there are two stars gleaming with wonder right next to me?

#i am feeling like ass so imma be all mushy with my fav skeleton instead lol #the urge to write 1000 poems about how much i like him is raging #which is funny cuz my writings ain't even great #yea #hope he'd be too busy looking upwards to notice cuz i'd definitly ended up eyeing him #sans undertale #sans x self insert #probably #simping o' clock

[lazycranberrydoodles]

I hate to ask but who is hua Chang

Hua Cheng is the deuterantagonist of the Chinese web novel Heaven Official's Blessing! It's a historical fantasy novel about gods and ghosts and cultivators (xianxia) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. It's also a gay romance (danmei). The main themes are destiny, love, and what it means to be a good person. It has a comic version (manhua) and one-soon-to-be-two seasons of animation (donghua).

He's an 800+ year old ghost who has a sentient sword made from his own dismembered eye, runs a city, turns his enemies into blood rain, creates silver wraith butterflies and has been devotedly worshiping/pining after his god, Xie Lian, his entire life. This book is the longest hyperfixation I have ever had. So I think it's pretty good (understatement of the century).

I can and have written essay length rants about him but here is a paragraph i wrote a while back about my favorite things about him, to sum up:

His gender probably. The way he looked fate in the eyes and said “fuck you, old man” and built a highly successful life of his own. How he is so fucked up but still hyper-competent. How all his strength comes from love. How his devotion changed as he grew up but never wavered. The way he is kind but not nice. His infodump swag.

#and thousands of words of fic! #eurghhhhhghghg hes so. the character fucking ever. #me reading tgcf for the first time and seeing an edgy gay-longing complex character with a neat visual design : Oh No #his full title is Crimson Rain Sought Flower because once when he was making it rain blood (as you do) he sheltered a flower. #also he has multiple forms. for most of the beginning of the story he appears as a teenager with both eyes #this is as brief an explanation as i can give you. i am showing SO much restraint. #i had to edit this post for conciseness an embarrassing amount. the tags too. #is the multiple social media accounts themed after him and constant drawing giving away that i like him #important note: i do not kin him and i do not simp for him #i am a xie lian and wei wuxian kin. if this tells you something about my mental health no it doesnt im just a silly guy #tgcf #not art #hua cheng

[saers]

“Shhh…” He soothes, “It’s alright. Let yourself slip deeper. I’m right here to keep you steady. Let yourself sink.” You do kind of feel like you’re sinking, but it’s so warm and soft that you don’t really mind… not to mention how good the hand through your hair feels. You sigh, and it feels like you literally sink into the mattress, beyond what should be realistically possible. 

Chapter 16 of R&R (Rabble & Rampallians) (M Rating!) by @wishing-stones featuring @megalommi's (18+ only please, cw for unreality and hypnosis!) Sans, Baggs, really round-house kicked my brain into doing Some Shit(tm)! I'm on Chapter 31 now, and am having a great time. I also did not trust Baggs as far as I could throw him at this point, so he came out much more menacing than perhaps needed. 8'D

#saers scribbles #R&R (Rabble & Rampallians) #I'm embarrassed by the quality of this bUT this is the first thing I've completed in Procreate #This is also the first time in six years that I've drawn something and had so much fun. #not me tearing up over my iPad like Oh My God Every Time I Used To Draw I Felt This Joy I HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS #Megalosomnia #dr baggs #also excuse me i am simping hard over baggs get me out of here #is it because i too have been in an insomnia cycle or is it the dub con appeal of hypnosis we jUST DONT KNOW #is it because hes a nasty boy yes probably that one #cw eyestrain #cw unreality #cw fictional hypnosis

[theplantbish]

Me, as I'm about to start playing coral island: I don't know who I'm going to marry in this game. Mark caught my attention right away but I want to get to know the characters better before I make my decision, maybe I'll like someone more than him :)

Me, three seconds into the game, running around the island: WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MARK? BRING ME MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!

#coral island #the way I'm simping for that man #to be fair he is like a video game version of my bf when it comes to looks and body type so it's no wonder i like him so much #but rafael is low-key stealing my attention by being an absolute adorable cutie #and Raj with his coffee hyper fixation like yeees babe tell me more about what kinds coffee grinder is the best *hearteyes* #but also the ladies!!! chaem is so mean to me and im like yes please do it more #Aaliyah is so freaking cute too I just need to get to know her better #aaaaaa and macy!!! shes so sweet omg and so cute #this game is a bisexuals nightmare how am i supposed to pick just one person to marry 😭

[kill-cry-die]

Og trio moodboards for @skullsandcorals ♡♡♡

Happiest of birthdays, my beloved mwah hope you enjoy

#I hope your day is going great and college isn't kicking your ass too much #I love you very very much #like I am your number one simp #anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♡♡♡ #pjo/hoo #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #percy jackon and the olympians #pi <333

[tianshiko]

🫣

#shishi does the thing #hololive #holoen #shee does the thing #ravencrafts #nerissa ravencroft #SEND HELP I AM TOO MUCH OF A SIMP FOR HER

[crehador]

go ahead king. validate me like a parking ticket

#me: maybe i sometimes write blorbo-kun as too much of a simp? #arb: nah you're fine in fact here's him dreaming about the horse in an oversized cardigan with moe sweater paws #SWEET SWEET VALIDATION #king records i am kissing u on the mouth #good night. fr now. event grind tmrw

[invisible-brandy]

bare legs lester alert weewoo weewoo

#this video has way too much of Everything for me to even process after one watch #also sorry for being a simp on main #or not sorry actually #where else am i gonna say shit like this #dan and phil #phil lester #hdgh.txt

[juustozzi]

day 23: sawatari from yu-gi-oh! arc v

#yu-gi-oh arc v #ygo arc v #sawatari shingo #confession time again I don't remember TOO much abt the season but I do remember sawatari as a “what a bastard (affectionate)” character #also him bc I wanted someone from ygo but yet again I am a main chara simp #oct drawing challenge #own art

[everythingdestroyingme]

Will never be over how Basil was just concerned for his friend. He just wanted what was best for him. And even when shown the epitome of Dorian’s soul, and forced to face the monstrosity of the painting, all he could think to do was point out all the places Dorian was still himself.

#dorian gray #the picture of dorian gray #basil hallward #he was goodness #he saw only Dorian first then the sins #I am ruined #Basil is king simp #it wasn’t Basil’s fault #he loved too much and too deeply #Basil you should have just listened to the rumors and went to your Parisian villa #but I know it wouldn’t have been like you #he was your whole heart as the poets say #why is his destiel coded kinda #still beautiful still Dean Winchester #still beautiful still Dorian Gray

[garyfiddlesticksdammit]

glwitch trap.........

#glitchtrap #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #covering all my bases with these tags #my hands they are shaking i have done too much #i question people who simp for william afton or any other version of the man behind the slaughter #yet here we are #idk man #glitch trap is pretty ig idk how to describe this entity without questioning all my decisions that have brought me to this point in time #why am i like this 😔

[zhongrin]

I just need you to know that I know your Neuvillette pain. As a Zhongli selfshipper, I feel like Neuvi is the one man I should stay clear of, but he's CALLING to me, and I must obey. (Also I have a guaranteed pull on the next banner, so he's coming home, and he and Li are gonna have to learn to tolerate each other in the teapot.) Maybe I will write a fic where they fight over me, to get that out of my system?

ahh hello again! thank you for sharing your thoughts and struggles <3 i'm glad someone can kind of relate to the dilemma… ૮◞ ﻌ ◟ა

i mean honestly, i have friends who selfships with both and i think they're super cute! i love them! i think they work so well! i support them wholeheartedly, and i believe with all my heart that those two would move mountains and seas (literally and metaphorically) for them!!!

…. it's just that specifically in my case, i already have al haitham and wriothesley? so honestly in my head i feel so bad because zhongli (or, i should clarify, the zhongli in my head) - a literal dragon - is already being so patient with the addition to our little home. mindlessly bringing another dragon into this dynamic (who literally has shown on several occasions that he's able to put priority over his duty of ensuring justice over anything, wishes to enact judgment over the archons and has hinted that physical altercation may be a possibility, and who zhongli is canonically clearly avoiding for reasons that have yet to be clarified).... feels like i'm just taking advantage of that patience and kindness.

and unfortunately, i don't think i can bear to do that. or at least not right now ૮ •᷄ ༝ •᷅ ა

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: darktypedreams #rin selfships #zhongwrinth #rinvillette #you may just think 'you are overthinking just enjoy it' but you see i am unable to enjoy it fully hence i am torn over this hsldjfklsjdklf #'just twist neuvillette's character' but it's such a core part of his personality and i feel like it's not neuvillette if he doesn't- #-act that way ;;;; #ough idk i need time to think about this more. i'll just simp for him in private whenever the mood strikes. probably not too much here.