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[youvebeenlivingfictional]

The Other Half Part Six

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Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Reader

Notes: This is going to feed into an ask that was sent to me. Just needed to build that bridge, ya know.

Warnings: Some fluff; mostly angst. Soz. Whoops. Not beta-read.

Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. Minors interacting with this work will be blocked.

Summary: You can’t know what he does—you can’t ever know. You could be in enough danger as it is if you’re ever connected to Bruce Wayne; he can’t imagine the repercussions if you were somehow associated with Batman. 

“So, who is she?” 

Liz asks it with a knowing, cat-like smile on her lips, brow arching. The question raises Bruce’s hackles, but he manages to keep a calm, serene smile on his lips. 

“Who’s who?” He bats back unblinkingly. It takes everything in him to hold still, to keep his gaze on Liz’s, his hand steady on his glass of wine. She doesn’t blink first; she doesn’t laugh it off or change the topic. She waits. For ten long, uncomfortably quiet seconds, they both wait—until her boyfriend asks Bruce to pass the bread, and the date that Liz arranged for Bruce comes back from the bathroom, asking what she’s missed.

--  

“Why are you still up?” 

“Why are you calling if you didn’t want to talk to me?” 

Bruce can’t help but smile. Sure, he’d asked a stupid question, but you sound so damn sleepy and soft. He can just imagine you at his place, curled up in his bed, wearing another one of his borrowed shirts. He leans against the wall of one of Liz’s bathrooms, eyeing the door. 

“I want to talk to you,” He murmurs. “But I didn’t mean to wake you.” 

“You didn’t. I was just watching tv.” 

“You sound like you were sleeping.”

“I was just resting my eyes.” 

“Sure you were.” 

“Don’t get sassy with me, Bruce Wayne. I know where you live. Hell—I am where you live.” 

“I just wanted to make sure you didn’t need anything. If you do, tell Alfred, he’ll—” 

“It’s late. I’m not makin’ Alfred do anything. ‘Sides, if I want anything, I’ll get it for myself.” 

“So stubborn.” 

“Stubborn?” 

“Stubborn, yes you are.” 

“This from a man who rented out an entire restaurant and then took me to Burger King because I said he wouldn’t.” 

“That’s not stubbornness. It’s being decisive.” 

“Well I have decided that if I want anything, I’ll get it myself, and I won’t ask Alfred.” 

Bruce chuckles softly, scrubbing his hand over his eyes. 

“Alright,” He concedes, nodding and looking down at his feet. 

“Are you having a nice time with your friends?” 

Bruce glances toward the door, pursing his lips and considering. 

“Yeah,” He says, “Liz’s boyfriend is nice.” 

“Mind telling the paparazzi that?” 

Bruce smiles. “I’ll send out an email.” 

“Perfect.” 

“‘Liz Wyatt is unequivocally not dating Bruce Wayne’.” 

“Should be enough to satisfy Mich.” 

“Is that what matters to you?” 

“No, of course not.” 

He tries not to find the way you rush over your words so precious. 

“I was teasing,” He offers before you feel the need to explain yourself. 

“Ugh—That is not nice, Wayne. Wake a girl up and you start teasing her.” 

“I thought you were just watching tv.” 

“...I’m hanging up now,” You grumble. “Go—Be fancy-schmancy and rich and attractive with your fancy-schmancy and rich and attractive friends.” 

“Text me if you need anything before I come back. ‘kay?” 

“Not Alfred?” 

“Not Alfred.” 

“I will. Keep it down when you come in?” 

“Sure,” Bruce smiles, shifting from foot to foot. Then, against his better judgement, “Get some sleep, sweetheart.” 

“Don’t tell me what to do…Mwah.” 

Bruce chuckles before he hangs up, lowering his phone. He looks down at your contact, and the little photo he has of you there. He draws in a deep breath before he reaches down, unlocking the door and opening it. 

“Shit—” He hisses, jumping as he catches sight of Liz standing there, waiting. “This apartment is huge. Do you not have any other bathrooms?” 

“So who is she?” Liz plies.

“How thin is that door?” 

“Bruce.” 

“...Just someone I’ve been seeing.” 

“Who is…?” 

“What’s it matter?” 

“Explains why you didn’t so much as glance at Cici at dinner.” 

“That’s not true. I glanced at her plenty.” 

“C’mon, Bruce, you know that that’s not what I mean.” She glances over Bruce before proclaiming: “I wanna meet her.” 

“What for?” 

“Because when was the last time you ever dated someone? You didn’t even do that in college. Besides, you’ve met my boyfriend.” 

“And that was your choice.” 

“Are you ashamed of her or something?” 

The question punches him in the middle of the chest, his expression hardening. He’s taken hits from crowbars, guns, and baseball bats that have hurt less. 

“Of course I’m not.” It leaves him with a thread of steel that he’s never heard in his own voice—not outside of the suit, anyway. 

“Good,” Liz’s smile is as bright and as steady as ever. “I wanna meet her. Bring her over here for dinner, we’ll double.” 

“If I bring her, I don’t want this to be an interrogation.” 

“It won’t be an interrogation. It’ll be dinner.” 

Liz is still pointing that smug, satisfied little smile at him. She knows he won’t back down from a challenge, not like this. 

He’s too damn stubborn. 

-- 

Dawn is just beginning to creep over the city as he climbs into bed with you at the penthouse. The room is pitch-black; he can hardly make out your form under the sheets. He feels your warmth as he lifts the covers; he cuddles in close, curling his body around yours. He smiles as you stir, as you press back against his chest and rest a hand on his. 

“Bruce?” 

You're mumbling, and your voice is a little rough in a way that it wasn't on the phone last night. Maybe you had only been resting your eyes when he called, just on the edge of sleep on his couch. 

“Mhm,” He hums, gently wiggling his fingers against yours. 

“You just gettin’ in now?” 

Bruce rests his head between your shoulder blades, pressing a kiss to the nape of your neck. 

“Of course not.” 

The lie is as blatant, as plain to him as the nose on his face. But you can’t know what he does—you can’t ever know. You could be in enough danger as it is if you’re ever connected to Bruce Wayne; he can’t imagine the repercussions if you were somehow associated with Batman. 

“Just got up to use the bathroom,” He tacks on. “Didn’t mean to wake you.” 

“S’okay,” You murmur, pushing back against him again. 

“Go back to sleep.”

“Mmmkay.” Your grip tightens on his hand, your fingers intertwining with his. Bruce smiles, pressing his face into the crook of your neck. He’ll worry about Liz and everything else in the morning…Well. Later in the morning. 

--  

“You busy tonight?” 

“You sound like you’ve been gargling with rocks,” You laugh, glancing up toward the door of the stockroom. “Are you just getting up now?” 

“No. No, been up before, and then uh…Down again. What time is it?” 

“It’s almost two in the afternoon.” 

“Oh, that’s not so bad.” 

“Frickin’ billionaires,” You mutter, scrubbing your hand over your face. 

“So?” Bruce pushes on, “You busy?” 

“Depends.”

“On?” 

“What you have in mind.” 

“Dinner with Liz?” 

You blink slowly, stunned. Dinner with her? Why the heck would Bruce want to bring you to dinner with Liz Wyatt? She’s all glamorous, and cool, and you’re…You. You work in a store, you’re not like Liz. You’re not even like Bruce. You don’t realize how long you’ve been in your own head until Bruce says, “...Hello? Are you—” The words drift away, like he's looking at his phone, then back in, “Are you still there?” 

“Yes! Yeah, sorry, I was, uh—” You clear your throat. “I got distracted.” 

“So? You busy?” 

“Uh…” You glance around the room, like there’s a good answer scrawled on the wall somewhere. Your mouth works wordlessly for a moment before you manage, “N-no. I mean, no, I’m not busy.” 

“Great. I can pick you up from work?” 

“I should get changed after work, not, uh—My place? I mean, what time does she expect us over? Should I bring something? I can get a—” 

“Okay,” Bruce chuckles on the other side of the phone, halting your panicked questions. “We don’t have to go.” 

“No, we can go, I just—” 

“Take a deep breath, sweetheart.” 

“I’m breathing just fine—” 

“We’ll do it another night—or not at all, if you don't want to.” 

“I didn’t say I didn’t wanna go, I just—You know, I’m processing.” 

“Sounds like you’re freaking out.” 

“I’m not freaking out! I’m asking questions. I am asking relevant questions.” 

“You’re also repeating yourself.” 

“...We can go,” You insist. “I just need to get ready.” 

“Alright.” 

“How fancy should I dress?” 

“It’s just dinner at her place, you don’t have to get all…you know.” 

“Well, what are you wearing?” 

“Right now? Not much.” 

“Bruce.” 

“You should come back.” 

“What, right now?” 

“Mhm.”

“I can’t do that.” 

“Why not?” 

“I’m hanging up now. I’ll see you tonight.” 

“Alright—Hey.” 

“Yeah?” 

“...It’s gonna be fine.” 

You nod, though Bruce can’t see you. 

“I know,” You agree. “I wasn’t worried. I’m not worried.” 

“You’re doing that repeating thing again.” 

“Really hanging up now.” 

You draw your phone away from your ear, peering down at it warily for a moment. Dinner with Liz Wyatt. What do you wear to a model’s house? What do you bring to a model’s house? Oh, there’s gotta be answers for this all over Quora. 

--  

“You look beautiful.” 

“...Well don’t sound too surprised,” You grumble, straightening your sweater before turning to go back into the apartment. “I need like two more minutes, I just have to get on my earrings and my shoes.” 

“Those flowers for Liz?” 

“Uh-huh.” 

“Nice choice. She loves carnations.” 

“I know. I did some googling,” You admit guiltily, taking up one of the earrings from the table and putting it in. 

“Are they in a vase?” Bruce tacks in, tapping his finger against the glass of it. 

“Mhm. Keeps her from having to go and find one when we get there.” 

“Clever.” 

“I’m very smart.” 

“I know that.” 

You smile as you raise your other earring, fastening it. You glance back as Bruce cuddles up behind you and pressing a kiss to your neck. 

“...We really don’t have to go if you don’t want to.” 

You’re quiet for a moment, brow furrowing. 

“...You’re making me think that you’re the one that doesn’t want to go,” You manage after a moment, glancing back at Bruce. He shakes his head, resting his hands on your hips. 

“I’m just making sure...Guess it’s time you met a couple of my friends, anyway. I’ve met yours.” 

“You’ve met one friend,” You argue, chuckling. 

“Mm. Where is Michelle?” 

“Work.” 

“She know where we’re going tonight?” 

“Nope, I just said we were getting dinner.” You reach out, taking up your jacket from where it’s hung over the back of your kitchen chair.  “If Liz is amenable, I’ll send Mish a selfie later, maybe surprise the shit out of her.” 

“All set?—I’ve got them,” Bruce reaches out, taking hold of the flower vase before you can pick them up. 

“Thanks. Is Alfred downstairs?” 

“Nope, I’m drivin’.” 

“Fancy.” 

--  

“...Is Liz’s apartment like yours?” You ask, shifting in the passenger seat. 

“What do you mean?” 

“Just, you know…Big, and…Nice.” 

“Yes, it’s both of those.” 

“Okay.” 

“Why?” 

“Just—Need to prepare myself so that my jaw doesn’t drop when I get inside.” 

“Your jaw didn’t drop when you got to my place.” 

“It was frozen shut at that point...Speaking of which,” You tack on, “Power’s fully up and running again, so I’ll get out of your hair.” 

“...You can stay if you want.” 

“In your hair?” 

Bruce casts you a side-long smile. “I just mean you can stay over whenever you like.” 

You smile, sliding down in your seat a little. “Noted, thank you…And you’re always welcome at ours, though it’s not as nice.” 

“Your bed’s comfy.” 

“That’s true.” 

You glance out of the tinted window, watching the swankiest skyscrapers in Gotham fly by. You feel Bruce take your hand, and a smile unwittingly grows on your lips.

“Shouldn’t you have both hands on the wheel, Mr. Wayne?” 

“I’ve got it,” He reassures. You hum in concession, grasping his hand with both of yours. You close your eyes, drawing in a deep breath. 

“We can—” 

“Don’t say we can still turn around,” You warn. 

“Alright.” 

You open your eyes, tipping your head to the side and watching Bruce. 

“Do you want to turn around?” You offer.

“No.” 

“Okay, so…We’re agreed.” 

You loosen your grasp on Bruce’s hand, sliding down in your seat a little more and resting your head on your hand. It’s a moment before Bruce pats your thigh, then draws his hand back. You’d actually managed to shake some of your nerves, but Bruce’s repeated insistence that you don’t have to go to dinner is making you more and more nervous. You draw in a deep breath and hold it for a few moments before you slowly push it back out. 

“Okay,” You hear Bruce mutter. You frown as he pulls into a street space, and glance around. 

“We can’t be here already,” You frown as he puts the car in park. 

“Listen,” Bruce turns in his seat to face you. Your stomach flips with nerves, and you brace yourself. “I’ve never introduced anyone to Liz—Or, to most of my friends. Not anyone that I've been more serious about.” 

Your brows raise at his admission. He's serious—about you? Bruce reaches out, taking hold of your hand again. 

“I’m sorry if I’m freaking you out," He adds, "But I don’t know what we’re in for, either.” 

“...You’re nervous?” You realize, stunned. 

“Am I not allowed?” 

“Come on, you know that that’s not what I mean,” You mutter. You sigh, looking down at his hand again, turning your hand over in his, intertwining your fingers. 

“...I didn’t even consider the fact that you might be nervous,” You admit. You raise your hand, pressing a kiss to the back of his hand. Your nerves flare as Bruce slips his hand from yours, but he takes hold of your jaw, turning your head and leaning in. He gives you a gentle kiss, thumb sweeping your cheek. You smile, patting his cheek as he draws back. 

 “We’re gonna be fine.” 

-- 

Dinner’s not bad—in fact, it’s quite nice. It’s catered. You’d typically ask if there’s anything that you could do to help with prep, but there’s an officious staff of three flurrying around Liz’s restaurant-grade kitchen. Liz is quite nice herself, but she and Bruce can sometimes make you feel a little on the outside. You don’t think they’re doing it on purpose—they have a shared history, a longer history than you have with Bruce. 

On the other hand, Liz’s boyfriend is lovely. He gives you smiles when the two of you are in the same conversational boat, watching as Bruce and Liz chatter on on topics that neither of you are familiar with. He lobs easy questions at you, backs Liz down from touchier questions, and keeps the wine and conversation flowing. You actually start to enjoy yourself, until—

“So you two are going to the gala together, of course.” 

Liz’s boyfriend grimaces, eyes flicking to you apologetically. It seems he can’t back her down from that one quickly enough. Your brow furrows, a smile frozen on your face as you repeat, “Gala?” 

“For the Wayne Foundation! Oh, don’t tell me Bruce didn’t tell you,” Liz glances between you and Bruce chastisingly. You turn your head to look at Bruce. He still has a smile on his face, but it’s that plasticized smile he gave your manager, and accompanied by a tight jaw. He won’t even meet your eye—hell, he’s not meeting anyone’s eye. 

“Bruce,” Liz tacks on scoldingly, “You haven’t even given her time to prepare. She’ll hardly have time to get a dress now—Leave that to me,” She adds, leaning in and resting her hand atop yours. “I know all the designers in Gotham, I’m sure they can rush something by the 21st.” 

“Oh,” You force yourself to laugh, shaking your head, “You know what—He did, but I’ve got work that night.” 

“Surely you can take off.” 

“I really can’t,” You insist. “My manager doesn’t like me very much. She barely forgave me for disappearing with Bruce for my lunch hour.” 

“What!” Liz’s eyes brighten as she leans back. “Oh, I have to hear that story.” 

It’s a safe enough diversion. You feel Bruce watching you; you don’t dare turn to fully meet his gaze, though you glance at him every now and again. Your mouth works on autopilot, but your mind is racing. Was Bruce even going to tell you about this? Or was this going to be one of those things that he does—those nights when he just goes off and acts like Bruce Wayne at before crawling into bed with you just before dawn? 

Frankly, you’re not sure which you’d prefer.

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#Bruce Wayne x Reader #Bruce Wayne x You #Bruce Wayne/Reader #Bruce Wayne/You #Bruce Wayne fic #Bruce Wayne imagine #The Other Half

[murdrdocs]

Idk if ur doing request but if u are can u do one where u catch Eddie masterbating and he just is rambling to u and it leads to smut thank u

if this seems really british it’s because i’ve been watching the great british baking show okay i am in fact an american not a brit

it feels quite comical, the situation you find yourself in.

the sweatshirt you were holding now on the ground, your hand still opened. any words you put out into the air now fizzled into dust, with your jaw dropped like some cartoon character.

eddie, across from you, looks even more like a cartoon character than you. well, an adult cartoon character, that is. the polaroid photo of you he was holding now sitting on the torso of his hellfire club shirt, right below the devil you helped him draw. his pointer and forefinger still separated, a previous claw hold for the photo.

his other hand was in a much more … compromising position. still wrapped around his dick, which is still hard, even though you’d walked in on him at least two minutes ago and since then you’d both been staring at each other in silence.

you thought that would’ve killed the mood. but evidently not.

eventually, you take charge of the situation, clearing your throat and bending down to pick up the sweatshirt.

“was just gonna ask you if you wanted your sweatshirt back but you look busy.” eddie nods.

“yeah, pretty busy.”

and even though you both agree that eddie is busy, when he’s definitely a lot more than busy, neither of you make a move to get out of the situation.

your eyes make their way down from his to the photo laid on his covered stomach, noticing how familiar it was, even from upside down. “that’s a picture of me?” you ask him. again, eddie nods. a cheeky smile finds your lips, tugging both of the corners up until you assume you resemble a cheshire cat.

which, you do, in eddie’s eyes. a very hot, enticing, cheshire cat.

you take a step closer to eddie, tossing the sweatshirt off into the distance as you sink your knee into the mattress, crawling up until you’re sat between eddie’s legs, which he’d spread to make room for you.

tilting your head, you place a hand on each of eddie’s thighs, rubbing the skin there up and down, getting closer and closer to his dick each time.

“why use the picture when the real thing, which can help you, is right in front of you.”

just realizing this isn’t exactly what u asked for and soz but i just can’t bring myself to change it </3

#eddie munson #.tenfour #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #stranger things #eddie munson smut #stranger things x reader #stranger things smut #the polaroids make another appearance 😦

[grayfilmsandstuff]

Hello! Could I get a madcom matchup :)?

My pronouns r he/they, I'm 5'4 nd I have sort of wavy hair that reaches my mid back, I have like really bad lazy posture too lol.

I'm pretty friendly nd open to befriending anyone, although I do tend to talk alot which may end up getting annoying fast. My temper can be pretty bad, I get angry pretty quickly but I try to keep it chill for the most part lolz, I'm an emotionally energetic person but a physically lazy person if that makes sense? I love lounging around nd hanging out with ppl. Despite being physically lazy I know how to fight really well I think, I took karate classes nd i ALMOST got my black belt but i quit bc i hated taking the classes LMFAO. I'm a very touchy person...I like being able to wrap my arm around someone, playfully jab someone, etc etc I luv receiving physical touch too like having my hair played with nd shizz. I don't consider myself all too smart lol.

I'm pretty artistic, I love drawing shiz. I esp love drawing things for my friends XPP. I like playing video games too although I'm not good at them at all lol. I love loud boppy music, I also really really love cats.

Soz I hope thats not too much X""O thanx u I hope u have a good daaayyyyy :))

ooo this is a good one !! thank you v much for the request anon this is gonna be fun

also just a note for anyone who sends a matchup for mc into my inbox in the future please specify if you're okay with being paired up with any character or just the main 3/4, thank you !! makes it much easier on me lol

i match you wiiiiiiith...

2BDamned!

- you met 2BD when you were about to die, aka this unqualified doctor saved your life. not sure how he did it, but he did and you're very grateful

- he said he wanted to keep you around for recovery, but in reality he knew you would be fine and he just wanted you to stay ;}

- he's very literally the only person who cares about your posture but you try your best to listen to his nagging and take his advice

- you both talk. a lot. even though his can be more of a lecture or a rant about somebody else, you still like listening to him dig a deeper verbal hole for himself

- and whenever you decide to go into a spiral of words, he'll listen silently and he would HATE to admit it to you but he loves the sound of your voice and he thinks it's cute when you talk to yourself

- he's very protective of you so even though you know how to fight, he keeps you back with him in a truck or behind a building somewhere. buuuut there have been a few times where an agent would find the two of you there and you would absolutely destroy them

- 2BD is not really the kind to give physical affection, but if it's from you he LOVES receiving it. again he would hate to admit it around anyone but you make him feel really happy

- sometimes when he's in an especially good mood he'll let you lay your head in his lap and he'll do your hair or just play with it. if anybody else says anything about it though (cough cough, Deimos) they are so dead

- other times when he's feeling really bad about himself or he's feeling down you'll hold out your arms to him and he'll just hug you. for a very long time. same situation goes for when you're feeling bad

- 2BD is good at art as well so sometimes you'll be drawing something and he will make it his goal to draw it too, but better. it becomes a competition and nobody knows who ends up winning because nobody else answers the question "who's drawing is better" and you can't ever decide between the two of you

- he also has the same music taste as you do so if you're on your own listening to music and he comes in, sometimes he'll ask to sit with you and listen as well. you'll sit there for a really long time just in each other's presence and it's awesome.

- when he finally admits that he loves you it'll be during a rant of his and he'll go down the hole of everything he likes about you and you'll just sit there listening with a huge, goofy smile on your face.

- "...and they have the best smile and they always make me feel so happy and i love him a lot but i have NO IDEA how to tell him because i'm a coward."

- "...you love me?"

- "wAIT YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME-"

please that ending popped into my head last minute but it's so funny

aaaanyways i hope this was the kind of thing you were looking for, thanks for the request my friend !!

#mc but the good kind #my writing #mc 2bdamned #madcom 2bdamned #madness 2bdamned #madness combat 2bdammed #2bdamned #2bdamned x reader #madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #x reader #x reader matchup #madcom #madness combat #from the minds of others #text post #anon

[andtheywerecocaptains]

tagged by my dear hegel @nickydestati♥ ♥

apple juice or orange juice (neither, i don’t like apple juice and i’m allergic to orange juice lmao) | breakfast in bed or dinner in a blanket fort | peanut butter or butterscotch | rain or snow | water park or amusement park | guitar or violin | flip flops or sneakers | big cats or bears | ocean or lake (yeah big bodies of water? no thanks) | bonfire or picnic | draw or write | oak or mahogany | volleyball or tennis | key chains or post cards | queso or salsa | skate board or roller blades | porch or patio | love quotes or inspirational quotes | hearts or stars | backpack or duffle bag | orchard or garden | baby bunnies or baby ducks | pastels or earth tones | New York City or Los Angeles (neither. can’t like the us for the life of me lmao soz) | secret stairs or secret tunnel | street magician or escape artist | fairies or gnomes | comedy or mystery | purple or green | daisies or dandelions | crayon or chalk | sunglasses tinted blue or sunglasses tinted yellow | bracelets or rings | question mark or exclamation point 

i don’t know who’s done it already or not but i tag @nilefreemans @bookersebastien @ongreenergrasses and whoever wants to do it!

#simo tags

[carnoshin]

Slashers With A Magical Girl S/O

Prompt(s) provided by @galaxy-of-pastels, based off of Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I was in the fandom when I was younger, so excuse the length!!! 

((I know the cut won’t work on mobile, yet again, so I’m also gonna tag this as “long post.” soz))

(Also. Side-note that I think is funny: technically, all you need to become a magical “””girl””” is human emotions, so. Technically. These boys could make a wish. Too bad I can’t draw men, this seems like it would be fun to do;;;)

Jason

You probably assume that the famous “Jason Voorhees of Camp Blood” is a witch, so that’s how you end up there. Maybe you still have some hope left in you, maybe you’re trying to claim the territory.

Obviously, you’re surprised when the infamous Jason is... Well, he’s just himself. And he’s surprised when you walk off being gored. It does some serious corruption to your soul gem, but you’ve been through worse-- that’s what being a magical girl is, simple enough: not fun and seriously harming.

((As for the general relationship and the specific questions, lol))

Usually, in the Madoka universe, magical girls do not age unless spurned by their transformation (Godoka seems to be a few years older than usual Madoka, for example. Also, there’s a wish that basically splits someone into two people in the manga: it’s transformative, is what I’m getting at). If you are chronologically an adult and pass for an adult, you probably turned later in your teen years. 

Once you make your wish, your body is essentially dead: you’re a ghost possessing your preserved corpse.

Jason relates to that on a certain level, but he’s also vaguely worried about the fact that he is rotting. It becomes a very “monstrous alien or beautiful corpse” situation, if you’re familiar with that saying-- both are psychologically terrifying, but the one people prefer says something about them. That monstrous aspect is part of what drew you two together.

He’s caught off-guard by the idea that you could just. Disappear forever? Only leaving behind destruction and despair? Given the fact that you’re with him, he’s vaguely terrified what your Labyrinth could be like. He wonders if you would hurt him-- he deeply wants you to be able to come back to him, if you ever reach that point of corruption. (And no, he doesn’t care about the consequences.)

You have to leave fairly often to find grief seeds and he insists you leave when he “has to” commit his occasional massacre, in case it corrupts your gem even more.

Technically, only magical girls or kyubey can enter the witch’s labirynth without assistance. Everyone else is affected by either suicidal thoughts or illness. At first, it doesn’t strike him as odd: it’s just a group of teens coming up in the middle of summer, it’s not rare at all. But he finds himself being a bit more reckless than usual-- he’s practically making himself known at this point, no doubt as to whether or not he’s an urban legend.

(I would sincerely hope you don’t bring him into the labirynth: are you trying to get your mans killed?)

Most magical girls can go beyond their fully corrupted gem. (It’s implied that Homura never uses a grief seed after she gets herself set “right,” simply by supressing her sadness.) So if you come back from a fight and you’re particularly quiet, it can be even more stressing on your end when he tries to comfort you-- that release of emotion is what forms a witch, after all. Giving a matter of fact “I almost died” and leaving it at that is your best bet.

 If you became a witch, he’d feel so... Guilty? He’d probably be there to watch the grief seed “hatch” and might get caught in the resulting chaos-- emotion is a very strong thing with magical girls, so if you have lots of emotions for him... He could get sucked in. Once you are slain he just. Sits there. In the same place you were when he last saw you. The quiet of the house, the fact that all your things are still there... It just wrecks him.

(Lmao, did you think a Madoka post was gonna be happy...? Nah.)

Bubba

Again, you are probably there in the assumption that a witch is in the area. Most magical girls ditch Kyubey after finding out what he did to them, so you’re left trying to find them on your own-- not impossible, but certainly harder than just following the little rabbit-puppy-cat bastard. Witches do spread around violence-prone areas, so it’s not a terrible stretch of the imagination.

There very well might be a witch in the area. Though witches can move around, if you catch one early it’s likely to be in an abandoned place-- where magical girls tend to hang around. And, sure enough, there are lots of abandoned places around the Sawyer property. It’s not the best place to set up a base camp, however.

You probably wouldn’t be terribly friendly with the Sawyer family altogether-- probably just Bubba: his secret friend who comes by at night to talk with him. His “imaginary” girlfriend, if you will-- his brothers certainly call you that, at least.

Bubba doesn’t quite get all of the stuff around witches and rumors and familiars and all that. He thinks the soul gem is quite pretty: he can sort of see the resemblance between you and it.

He’s the most likely to take off with your soul gem on accident. It’s really pretty and, since it’s yours, he very much sees it as something precious-- not in the fact that it’s literally your soul so much as “this belongs to my lover. I keep it on me to remind me of them.” So you can see why that would be an issue.

There are a few events where he finds a grief seed nearby his house-- witch’s gravitate towards violence and death, so the Sawyer house isn’t an unlikely place for them to go. You frequently tell him to make sure his family is healthy and he starts to be a bit more “doting” around his family than usual, though it makes them upset at him.

He knows what your soul gem looks like. So he recognizes your grief seed immediately. And then he just... Loses time. He “wakes up” thirty minutes later, dangerously close to the woodchipper in the backyard. He remembers that you told him if he ever lost time like that, he should make sure he’s safe-- that his family is safe and relatively health. And after he does, just like you told him to, he remembers where he saw the little silver and black trinket that looked like your soul gem. And it’s just gone.

It becomes a regular part of his daily schedule to check over by the place he would meet you-- you on the opposite side of the fence that denoted the Sawyer property. You never come back, but... He’s certainly keeping his hopes up.

:(

Brahms

The Heelshire mansion is a good place for a base. It’s only a twenty minute drive from a major city; being an older magical girl, you have a type of authority that the other girls succeed to, so there’s very few territorial issues; there’s a hospital ten minutes away; no one ever comes by, so you can do as much magical stuff as you like without worry of being exposed. Etcetera.

Since your magic is so very advanced, as an “adult” magical girl, you probably end up making a kind of... Temporal space to disappear into. This is the main thing that interests Brahms about you: you enter a room-- one that he can see into and enter, if he so pleases-- but you’re never in the room. For a while, he considers that he might be going insane. Or perhaps you’re a ghost-- things he never believed in, especially because most assume he is a ghost.

He becomes terribly interested with you-- not even in a romantic sense, because he does have a kind of fear towards you: he truly thinks you’re a demon or a spectre-- perhaps a ghost from the witch hunts way back when, as you occasionally mention witches when you have a visitor outside the house.

He takes note of a type of creature outside the house that you seem to absolutely hate. He assumes it’s some strange toy, as he can just barely hear it speaking. One day, it mentions that someone else is in the house and before he knows how to react, you’re searching through the house with something shiny in hand. You never find him: he’s not a witch or a magical girl or anything of the sort, so he doesn’t show up on your radar.

When you go to sleep at night, he is so very careful about taking that lovely gem you seem to have. He takes it back to his room and leaves it there for further inspection. For the next two days, you don’t move even once. He even gets so bold as to check your pulse, shake your body to try to wake you. And then he hears that strange creature that you seem to hate speaking to him: he hasn’t the slightest clue how it got into the house, but he listens to it and returns your soul gem. He sits by your bedside waiting for you to wake up. Needless to say, you’re quite frightened when you do and see a man you’ve never seen before watching over you.

He listens very intently about your life as a magical girl. He’s seen you do such strange things. It only takes one single transformation-- to him it seems to only take a single blink, though you do go through the whole process-- to convince him. He’s not terribly afraid of you turning to a witch--- if you’re unhappy with him, it serves you right. (He... Sucks...)

The thing is, he won’t let you leave very often to get grief seeds. You’re always just on the verge of becoming a witch. If you’re lucky, you can convince some of the younger girls to give you “extra” grief seeds. They suggest you run from him-- plenty of them are homeless; it’s a norm for magical girls.

If you do become a witch, it probably happens in the manor. He accosts the girls who came to destroy your labirynth as soon as everything is over-- he’s awake and alert immediately after. The girls aren’t so kind as to give him your grief seed-- you were extremely difficult to beat, so they can’t just let the grief seed grow and destroy once again: you’d only get stronger and more dangerous.

He gets so lonely, so depressed. He doesn’t eat. He hardly sleeps. He becomes a husk of a man. He doesn’t die from grief, however, no. He has to go through the process of grief. All alone.

#jason voorhees x reader #jason vorhees #bubba sawyer #bubba x reader #bubba saywer x reader #brahms heelshire #brahms x reader #brahms heelshire x reader #brahms the boy #long post #you know what's interesting? the day I saw the original post with the questions i had to pick up and put away some lances at work and #immediately got sis puella magica stuck in my head for a good two hours.

[idk-loving-kpop]

FYI SUPER LONG POST!  You have be warn, but still show it some love. okay!

OKAY!!! Super excited!!! Cause 1 this is the LAST ONE I have before I open my ships again. 2 I LOVE doing my “triple threats” with BTS. Okay cause after Super Junior, BTS is my bias group (no thanks to my friend who ask me to go to their concert, literally I went to their concert & became a fan of them because I saw them live.)  

This person sent me the request via messaging ... She requested Selca, Written & Astrology.

When people request all 3 ships this is how I do them.

1st : Selca - To me easiest ones you can do. I base it on looks & vibe.

2nd: Written - How person describes his/herself looks & personalities.  The more details the better. JUST DON’T START WRITING YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY. *lol*

3rd: Astrology -  This take me the longest to do because especially if I have to compare DOB.  And I have to check astrology signs for the members, which at this point I have some memorized, but some I don’t. 

----------------------------- LET US BEGIN  -----------------------------

DOB: DAY/MONTH/YEAR

I'm 5'4, slim thick/hourglass figure (a uk size 8 but my breast are +DD and my waist is 24 inches so it gets hidden by my boobs a lot which is honestly kind of annoying), I have brown eyes, and naturally dark brown hair buts its bleached platinum blonde and its shoulder length.

I am a ambivert. I can be outgoing when a want but its usually around people i'm comfortable around or familiar surroundings. but I can also be quite withdrawn and shy especially around someone I like. I have social anxiety which makes me a lot more quiet around new people or in situations which involve public speaking (I even start shaking because my anxiety levels spike so high). I love music and am always singing. I can't dance but I really love dancing and at one point wanted to be a dancer but I never really got a chance to take any lessons or anything so...yeah. I'm a creative person so I enjoy art such as drawing and painting when I feel motivated to. I love love love reading my favourite book is probably The hobbit by Tolkien. tbh i'm interested in anything that tickles my fancy. I'm a huge nerd! Anime, memes, vines, manga, video games I love it all. My fave video games are interactive ones like Tomb Raider, Outlast, Uncharted, Dead Space, etc. I'm studying History and Archaeology at Uni and museums are my second home. Although I am quite soft spoken and kind hearted (I literally cry if something on tv is heart-warming or sad like if a dad and his son have a heart to heart and hug or something) BUT I am also outspoken. My BS meter is low so if someone is chatting shit about something i don't agree with such a racism. sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, men staring or harassing women or girl, etc I have to say something. I just can't sit there and let it be. I am quite outdoorsy I love working out, running, martial arts, football, etc. I grew up going football club and taking karate and MMA so I've always been pretty active. also lowkey i'm a huge tree-hugger (literally and mentally) I once bumped into a tree and hugged it and said sorry....I studied Geography in High school and sixth form so i'm very passionate about the environment, animals, etc. P.S. I LOOOVE ANIMALS mainly cats overall I am a huge sucker for animals. I'm also a older sibling so i'm quite protective of the ones I love and literally would do anything for them or to protect them. I have insomnia so i'm a night owl but I've always been like that I usually only sleep for about 4-5 hours and i'm good to go. I love having deep conversations late at night with my sister, thinking about trippy things like what the meaning of life is and if aliens exist or if planet of the apes actually happened and what would we do? I also really enjoy movies; mainly horror movies even though they scare the shit out of me, I still watch them. Also i'm all about girls supporting girls. Girl power all the way. I also south Asian so desi culture is also very important and very prominent in the way I behave. I usually speak a mixture of Urdu and English in my sentences as opposed to just speaking one language at a time. I really love languages so i'm also learning Korean and i'm studying latin at Uni. i think that's all.....i'm pretty sure i left something out but it feels like I've been typing for years so i'm going to stop now...soz if this is a lot. also i wrote this as fast as i can so i apologise for the spelling and grammar mistakes

Damn ... I didn’t know how much you wrote until I copied & pasted on the post . *lol* ... It didn’t seem that long when I was reading it.  Ok, so I put in bold stuff that stood out to me ok.  

FYI shout to all the girls w/ big boob problems ... I have the same issue it is really annoying.  I joke w/ my friend all the time that I would give her half of my boobs / body fat cause she is skinny a flat . *lmao*

I can’t help myself so I will make some comments ... I am the same way, I can’t sing or dance (even though I am Latina) but I do it anyways because ever sine I was little I love music & boy groups. So I will keep on doing me. I have a great work environment that we do that at work sometimes too. I’m not a talented in the arts what so ever. But I have always loved and appreciated them. 

That is so interesting that you are studying that in Uni. History has always been my favorite subject, quiet a nerd when it comes to almost got a perfect score on my state test when I was in school (fyi I hated school but I liked learning). Not many people study that in Uni/College. 

The tree incident made me laugh so much ... Again your not alone cause I sure do have a picture when I was on a high school trip of me hugging a tree. *lmao* 

The meaning of life, is different for everyone.  We can’t have functioning society without everyone doing their own part.  Everyone life means something, no life is great than another life. 

Aliens do exist.  Our universe is so big for just the human race to exist. Also I grew up watching Star Trek and I like watching Doctor Who. 

If planets of the apes happen I would die.

When I read “girl power” literally said it like Spice Girls with the peace sign & everything …

Okay I will shut up now & get to the ships …

Western Sign:  Pisces    Eastern Sign: Tiger “Ideal” Partners for Pisces: Cancer and Scorpio “Ideal” Partners for Tiger: Horse and Dog

BTS Selca – JHope (Aquarius / Dog)

BTS Written – RM (Virgo / Dog)

BTS Astrology – Suga (Pisces / Rooster)

Western – Suga

Eastern – RM & Jhope

 Comparing DOB Suga matched better, followed by Hobi a close second and then Namjoon.  

 Shout out to V who came in 2nd place on my Selca & Written.

Stray Kids Selca – Hyunjin (Pisces / Dragon)

Stray Kids Written – Lee Know (Scorpio / Tiger)

Stray Kids Astrology – Lee Know (Scorpio / Tiger)

Western – Lee Know & Hyunjin

Eastern – Lee Know

  And NO I didn’t plan it like this it sort of just happen.  And yea it is a lil freaky that Astrology ships kinda had the answers to Selca & Written … For Stray Kids couldn’t find much of their personality or ideal type so I kinda based it on hobbies more than anything. Probably has the years go by & they do more interviews and stuff, I can better match them with people.

Hope you like your results.

And let me know what y’all think! 

#Kpop #Kpop Ships #KPop Selca Ships #Kpop Written Ships #Kpop Astrology Ships #Kpop Astrology #Selca Ships #BTS #BTS Selca Ships #BTS Astrology #BTS Astrology Ships #Stray Kids Ships #Stray Kids #Stray Kids Astrology #Stray Kids Astrology Ships #Pisces #Tiger #Horse #Dog #Cancer #Scorpio #Lee Know #Hyunjin #RM #JHope #Suga #Tae #V #Namjoon #Yoongi

[toilexeliot]

˚ ‧ ♢ ․ SAOIRSE RONAN. CISFEMALE. SHE/HER. »  is that ELLIOT SAWYER, the SINGER/SONGWRITER, who has been often times compared to ALLIE X? i heard the TWENTY-FOUR year old can be OVERINDULGENT and ALOOF but makes up for it by being OPEN-MINDED and CHARMING. whenever i think of TOILE, i’m reminded of a plethora of COLOURFUL HEELED BOOTS, THE SMELL OF WEED MIXED WITH PERFUME, & NEVER ENDING PARTIES. maybe there’s more to them than being dubbed THE REVELLER by the media.

hello party people, what’s up? i’m julia, she/her, 25, gmt-2, and i’m pumped to be here! i’m shit at discord so tumblr’s im is ur best bet if you wanna plot with me and my babe ellie. her intro got a bit long soz but basically she’s an artsy kid who loves having a good time. i’m in love with allie x since forever and if you don’t know her pls go watch her music videos because they are art okay? okay! now for ellie’s intro:

background + career

born in portland, elliot was adopted when she was three years old by lynn & sarah sawyer. ellie is the oldest of the three sawyer kids - middle sister charlie (22) & younger brother skye (21) - though she acts like the youngest at times. very close with her family, grew up in a really loving environment;

began playing the piano and singing at school really young, writing lyrics and messing around with recording herself at home as grew up. music was something that came very naturally to her plus she always loved to perform for a crowd;

moved to california to study art at calarts when she was eighteen. during college, she began performing her original songs under the name of toile - its a french word for cloth and eliot spelled backwards so she thought it was really clever - eventually releasing her first single “catch” and then her first album, collxtion i, in 2016;

the album was a great success, critics & audiences praising her music and soon ellie was signed to vanity management. she moved to la in 2017 once she finished college, convincing her sister to move in with her so she wouldn’t be alone. the two settled in downtown la and ellie began working on her second album while gigging around the us;

collxtion ii came out in late 2017 and got great reviews though some people made a point on commenting on how pop music was vapid and pointless yadda yadda ellie just tuned those people out tbh, they just didn’t know how to have fun;

once she finished touring europe with her 2nd album she bought a nice house in la for her and her sister, big enough for the two of them and all of ellie’s art and their cats, plus it has a massive backyard with a pool and neighbors that don’t mind parties that much;

been working on her latest album, super sunset, for the past year and it is scheduled to drop on feb 15 and she’s super excited for it!!! besides her own work, ellie writes for other artists too, she really loves the process of writing especially when she gets to collab with other people.

personality + quirks

aquarius sun & moon, chaotic good, sanguine temperament;

loves using colourful & avant-garde outfits as well as wigs for her appearances & gigs. out of the spotlight, ellie usually has her messy blonde hair down which helps to keep some anonymity when going out though her flashy clothes & makeup still garner some attention. has a habit of walking around the house in nothing but flamboyant robes;

can be childish at times but is very captivating so most people let it slide. gets excited easily and loves talking to new people but can also get lost in her own head and come off as aloof at times;

loves a good party! known as the reveller for a good reason, ellie’s always looking for a good time. after parties always end up at her house and she’s known for throwing wicked pool parties. [drugs cw] smokes a lot of weed, it really helps her creativity and mood, drinks but not to get wrecked, does lsd sometimes but only with the right crowd;

when it comes to work she’s very dedicated though she doesn’t like being pressured and having to rush through things, likes having the time to process and do rewrites when needed;

big on casual hookups, had one long term relationship in her whole life. really into sex and body positivity, will flirt with anyone who holds her interest. bisexual af;

total art kid, loves painting and drawing in her free time, will make sketches of people in the middle of a party. her house is full of colorful art;

currently playing on repeat: confidence man, the limiñanas, sylvan esso, and marian hill;

has four cats she adopted with her sister: byrne, bowie, nicks & claire.

wanted connections

squad [/2] - any gender! the two people ellie can’t live without, they’re basically her extended family in la. they see each other a lot, have cute dinner dates together and are always there for each other. could’ve met when she was in college or after!

friends with benefits - any gender! i’d love to have a fixed hookup for ellie in which things are very stable in the sense they both know this relationship isn’t meant to be serious, they just enjoy each others company and the sex is great;

writing partner - someone who ellie loves writing with, they bounce off each other and always make amazing lyrics together;

neighbors [/2] - i’d love someone who is actually bothered by ellie’s parties but she keeps inviting them over so eventually, they cave in. develop from annoyance to friendship maybe?

feats - gimme all of them! someone she loves collabing with, someone she despises but their sound is wicked together so she agrees to it, i’m open to anything really;

the big ex - any gender/23+! the one ex in ellie’s life. we can talk out the details but basically this would be the one person ellie committed to and it fell apart. she still has a soft spot for them but knows they are no good together.

casual hookups -  any gender! past, present, future.

#vanityintro #i will be all the rage { intro }

[justastraightupmess]

💘 p e r i s h.

where they first met and how

touma dropped his fkin burger and levi laughed his ass off at how distraught he seemed. then touma was like “doki doki” but in an art way and wanted him to be his muse, to which levi obviously said yes ://

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

Hmmmm, for levi it was a gradual thing. he’s fairly quick to catch feels, but the just rlly started getting more and more serious. it started off with, oh hes cute, then i wanna smooch his face, then i wanna date & fuck him.toUMA is still all. fkin touma i guess so ://// levi would like to know exACTLY how he feels for him immediately pls. 

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

Levi. definitely.

where their first date was and what it was like

Touma probably took Levi to some art exhibition and it was boring as shit for Levi but he was just happy to be there, Touma felt bad though and tries to pick better places in the future. 

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

lmao. Levi confessed his feelings bc he was acting like a jealous asshole and ruined Touma’s date so does that count??

who proposes first

I mean. It’d have to be Touma bc Levi refuses to be the one to propose he wants to be proposed to, only he’s dropping not at all subtle hints for like 6 months so. 

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

loooooool. hidden. very much hidden. 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

It’d probably be more on the private side of things. I feel like either Touma would try to make it a lil romantic, nothing like massive, but just some cute meaningful things, maybe over dinner. Or alternatively he fucks up royally/chickens out too much, and like Levi finds the fucking ring in his sock draw and comes out crying like “tf is this??? are you-- omg yesyesyesyeyes” and touma’s like “gfdi i didn’t even propose yet levi u cant say yes yet jfc my life is a mess”

if they adopt any pets together

Levi loves pets !!!! he loves animals !!! he’d want a pet. except touma would want a snake and levi refuses to be anywhere near it while he feeds it ://

who’s more dominant

ahhhhh i mean, i feel like Levi is definitely capable of being more dominant, but as it stands at least he sides a little more on the submissive, or at least like just a bit of a brat rather than dominant side of things. levi loooooves it when touma sudden;y gets a little dominant like hes wEAk for that. But i think later on when Levi tops bc its gonna happen at some point his more dominant side will come out. Anyway they’re both switches so I guess it depends ??

where their first kiss was and what it was like

that one time on the couch when levi just said he wanted to rest on touma but then it turned into cuddling and then oops he kissed him then oops it turned into more :///

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

levi would adamantly encourage this behavior, but he’d have to force it on touma. probably just small things around the house tho definitely not something they’d wear in public or anything. 

how into pda they are

well -- levi is super into it but he is taking it very very slow for touma 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or ?? they dont have a big height difference so it doesnt matter

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

at home bc touma has no money and never leaves his fkin house 

who’s more protective

probably neither rlly?? but maybe levi

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

mmmm it probably won’t take long lmao. levi is ready to go whenever touma is 

if they argue about anything

I’m actually surprised they don’t argue more often bc levi is a shit, but touma is such a pushover he lets him get away with too much. I think down the track they’ll definitely run into some issues abt levi feeling neglected and also pda stuff tho

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

it’s pretty even. they both leave a lot off hickeys in a lot of places, but levi also likes to leave some scratches from time to time

who steals whose clothes and how often

LOL LEVI WOULD NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM HIS WARDROBE SOZ TOUMA BUT NO. and touma doesnt care abt that stuff so he wouldn’t either

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

near constantly and it’s mostly just levi lining to touma for dear life. levi is on him all the damn time. any kind of cuddle he can get tbh.

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

that doesnt exist to levi :// maybe just ?? chilling at home ?? watching smth ?? cuddling ??

how long they stay mad at each other

touma is a pushover so not long. levi can hold a fkin grudge and will until touma apologizes then he’s over it, so however long that takes, but also hes petty so he’d bring it up again.

if they ever have any children together

pls never let either of them have a child together pls they are not ready. maybe when they’re older but i doubt it

if they have any special pet names for each other

uhhhhh minou, mon amour, tou, lev, senpai-kohai 

if they ever split up and / or get back together

yIKEs. big potential for this but i fkin hope not. they’re are a lot of things that could go wrong

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

clean, levi doesn’t like a mess. he had to designate a special space for touma to paint bc he cant deal with all that mess

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

sad and lonely probably bc levi was away from home and touma is a shut in. 

what their names are in each other’s phones

touma would literally just have “levi” with nothing extra or emojis and levi would have “touma” with one thousand emojis

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

they probably don’t have anything like that tbh

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

touma falls asleep first and levi wakes up first 

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they switch

who hogs the bathroom

fucking levi ofc

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

touma for sure if he thinks levi is going near that spider he has another thing coming 

where they first met and how

at school and they didn’t rlly like each other at first :/

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

they didn’t have a fkin flirting phase they had a friends phase then everett caught feels and now they’re friends that fuck. feelings from luke are just starting to get involved but they’ve got a while to go

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

ev fell first like the dumbass he is

where their first date was and what it was like

luke tried to take him to a movie and then dinner all traditional and romantic but its dumb and they both hate it

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

i guess luke “officially” asks him out. probably just being dumb and all shy abt it tho

who proposes first

luke. probably has to a million times bc ev is all fuk the man and stuff

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

a secret bc ev can’t and luke rlly doesnt want it getting out right away

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

it’s only probably rlly dumb, like they’re just sitting on the couch watching tv, ev has half a soft pretzel shoved in his mouth and luke just looks over like “will you just fkin marry me you idiot ??”

if they adopt any pets together

probably at some point i feel. maybe a dog or a cat. and then ofc ev is like “we dont need to have kids we have the cat/dog” and luke is like “no”

who’s more dominant

HA. Luke easily 

where their first kiss was and what it was like

on the couch, everett teasing him followed by luke losing his shit right after 

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

god no. everett would straight up refuse and i highly doubt luke would want any of that anyway

how into pda they are

not very ?? i doubt they’d be much different to how they are now anyway?? 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

luke bc he’s taller and also bc hes a big strong man obvi

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

i doubt they have one since someone refuses to go on dates :////

who’s more protective

they’re actually both pretty damn protective tbh, but definitely luke bc he borders on/is super possessive lmao 

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

...........well if u count blow jobs it didn’t take long at aLL but uh. actual sex will take a while bc ev is a virgin and luke is a little scared to go that gay :/

if they argue about anything

HA. IF. good joke. they argue about everything, literally everything. 

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

I think they both would leave their fair share of marks tbh

who steals whose clothes and how often

Eeeeevvvvvvvv all the time. half bc hes just trying to be a brat and educe luke :/

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

at first probably just spooning until they get a little more comfortable with each other and then face to face too 

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

does fighting count?

how long they stay mad at each other

oh boi. they can both stay mad for aaaaaagggeeessssss. it probably just depends on whether luke is willing to give in first bc as soon as he mellows ev does too

if they ever have any children together

B|  well. they’re at a bit of an impasse rn so we’ll see lmao

if they have any special pet names for each other

maybe all of their countless insults?? also ev and lu/lulu

if they ever split up and / or get back together

idk. i don’t think they’d split up unless they meant it for reals. they’ll fight but they’d both stick it out and try to fix it unless it was something that rlly couldn’t be fixed. so if they split up it’d probably be for good. or at least for a few years or smth ??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

probably clean bc luke makes a good househusband and cleans up when he’s bothered 

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

just happy. luke would be happy to be chilled and relaxed and with ev and not with his parents lmao 

what their names are in each other’s phones

it’s probably “dumbass moron” and “giant prick” 

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

yeah no theres no way they do that shit

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

they probably sleep at the same ish time and ev wakes up first

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

usually luke is the big spoon but i also love the idea of everett just wrapping himself around luke sometimes too

who hogs the bathroom

ev more than luke, luke doesnt rlly give a shit abt his looks he’s in and out done. 

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

luke hates them but he’ll catch them and put them out, cringing the whole time

where they first met and how

andrew “saved” daiki from being hit on and it was all downhill from there

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

uhhhh. well i guess from daiki the two were interchangeable??? andy caught feelings pretty quickly but he just doesn’t realize what they are

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

i guess daiki did in his weird daiki way

where their first date was and what it was like

what fkin date all daiki does is get frisky :///

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

daiki does except he does it through trying to fuck him all the time

who proposes first

daiki would it honestly wouldn’t even cross andy’s mind and then he’d be shooketh

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it but i dont think they’d broadcast it to the world either 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

probably mid-fuck or smth honestly daiki is trash. he probably just says “i wanna fuck u for the rest of my life bunny~

if they adopt any pets together

well there’s mottle, andy very very very slowly warms up to her but thats abt it

who’s more dominant

oh andy obviously ://///

where their first kiss was and what it was like

the day they fkin met bc daiki is trash

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

i could see daiki ironically buying smth rlly dumb for them both to wear

how into pda they are

if by pda u mean daiki trying to fuck him in public -- very 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Andrew brought it with them but Daiki holds it

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

any place they go camping 

who’s more protective

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiki

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

B| not very fkin long jesus

if they argue about anything

abt daiki being possessive and violent, and also eventually abt him not treating andy like a person and treating him like a fleshlight constantly 

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Daiki, bc hes a possessive fuck

who steals whose clothes and how often

Uhhh andy does sometimes?? not often. just bc it was cold and his hoodie was there so :/ he ends up getting fucked in it tho so

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

Both, except it doesn’t stay as cuddling for long bc daiki is trash

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

nonsexual activity ?? don’t know her 

how long they stay mad at each other

andy is weak, so most of the time not long, unless it’s something serious then he’ll hold his ground. 

if they ever have any children together

please dear god don’t let daiki procreate ever no

if they have any special pet names for each other

bunny. 

if they ever split up and / or get back together

it’s possible. if daiki doesn’t change his act and stop being conSTANTLY sexual and if he doesn’t stop his life of crime. 

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Clean bc andy is organized and clean

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

shit bc daiki only gives sexual presents and andy actually puts thought into his gifts

what their names are in each other’s phones

“bunny” and “daiki” bc andy is simple

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

their couple tradition is making andy cry

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

andy falls asleep first and wakes up first 

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

andy is the little spoon daiki big spoon

who hogs the bathroom

neither rlly ??

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

daiki. 

where they first met and how

adonis was hired for a job and it went horribly 

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

i dont think they rlly flirted so much as it’d just be friendship and then caught feels

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

it was probably adonis tbh, after he got passed his initial anger he realized mitsuki was a good person and got a big ass puppy crush on him 

where their first date was and what it was like

playing video games and mitsuki realizing just how terrible adonis is at them, they try like so many different types to see if he’ll be better at them but he is not

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

it probably wasn’t anything special?? just confessing and then asking naturally through that??

who proposes first

idk but i kinda like the idea of adonis doing it

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it tbh they’d jsut walk around holding hands or smth and ppl would know ??

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

nothing big, but probably a little cheesy. adonis says smth like “will you be my romantic interest forever? without u there’s nothing to drive me towards my character development” or some shit idk. but it’s cute and hes laughing as he says it and all blushy and adorable okay

if they adopt any pets together

well they’ll have that devil dog so i guess :/

who’s more dominant

somehow mitsuki is :/ but maybe one day adonis will be able to

where their first kiss was and what it was like

probably terrible and messy and they hit each other’s faces or smth

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

ohhhh adonis would love that. give him the matching mugs 

how into pda they are

not super, adonis just wants to hold his hand. but also apparently super in pdsexual intercourse

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or??

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

finishing mitsuki’s manuscripts 

who’s more protective

hmmmm it’s probably equal?? not super protective or anything but they’d stand up for each other when they needed to 

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

apparently not long rip

if they argue about anything

they argue abt mitsuki being gross

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

adonis leaves a lot of scratches 

who steals whose clothes and how often

adonis rlly likes wearing mitsuki’s clothes bc they smell like him and its nice

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

probably facing each other and being super mushy and gross and pure

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

games. even tho adonis sucks

how long they stay mad at each other

not long at all

if they ever have any children together

i doubt it, neither seem that interested in having kids

if they have any special pet names for each other

Suki and Adonny

if they ever split up and / or get back together

Doubt it. They dont rlly fight or anything so??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Not super messy but not super clean either

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

well -- santa ended up riding his reindeer 

what their names are in each other’s phones

“Adonyais” and “Mitsuki

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

every year they buy a new game for adonis to play bc it literally takes him a year to beat the game sometimes that snot even enough

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

adonis is first for both, being awake at night time without sun is actually pretty draining for him

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they swap

who hogs the bathroom

adonis but not a lot

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

mitsuki

#wow i rlly dragged daiki in this damn #also adonis proposing to mitsuki is a great concept #snw-cnvs

[reliquiaen]

(re: video game asks) 2, 17, 28, 32

I got a bunch of anons with other numbers so i’m gonna just answer them all here rather than posting all separately. Love all you guys tho video games are my fave topic haha.

2. A game that has influenced you creatively? Writing,drawing, etc.

Umm??? I tend to draw a lot of influence from RPGs? Pokemon inspired my first ever worldbuilding exercise? To an obnoxious extent tbh haha. But a lot of things are like? go on a big quest and save the world and do missions for folks and shit like that? that kinda RPG character dynamic too tends to influence how I think about characters? like i’ll give them wide categories like warrior,  mage, thief stuff? tho most of them tend to have magic lmao. Idk  really how to explain that. Kingdoms of amalur, dragon’s dogma, skyrim, dragon age, a little bit of dnd. they all tend to inspire me. pokemon and spyro were my jam when i was a kid tho i did so much art for them haha. (skylanders was a blast also tho i missed sparx :T)

7. Any games you have multiple copies of?

Yeah a few. Dragon’s dogma and kingdoms of amalur I have xbox and pc copies of. I’m sure anyone who knows me will not be surprised. Mass effect 2 as well. I THINK i have two copies of one of the spyro games too, but for xbox and ds so they’re not super similar. ?? think that’s it.

17. Ever lose a friend over a game?

I don’t have many friends lol and I have fewer who play games/ the same games as me so no. I’ve fallen out of contact with friends who played games but never OVER a game. I don’t think I’m that petty lmao.

20. Game that you know like the back of your hand?

Resident Evil V. I played that game SO MUCH i could tell you when and where enemies would spawn. Like i’m not joking. I was always ready to shoot things before they appeared honestly the zombies never stood a chance. Other games that qualify are: the first skylanders and (again to no one’s surprise) kingdoms of amalur. listen just go play it ok i’ll be here waiting to gossip with you.

23. The game that you’ve logged the most hours into?

Honestly I have no idea. I have smth like 500 hrs for ONE SAVE of pokemon emerald, i’ve probably got smth similar for kingdoms or amalur and i think steam says about that for skyrim so ??? take your pick. (tho overwatch might become a contender one day lmao)

28. Ever play in a tournament?

Y’all have some faith in me two people asked for this question lol. Nah, never in a tournament. I’d like to tho. Maybe one day when I’m good at a game haha.

32. Did you ever play a game basedon your favorite show/cartoon/movie/comic?

I’m not sure? I played pokemon before the tv show was a thing so it probably doesn’t count. Um I played dante’s inferno after reading the poem bc i thought it was neat that devs had done smth interesting. the game wasn’t really anything like the poem but it was hella cool i’d love to see them do the rest of the trilogy honestly. probably not now but a girl can dream. OH ACTUALLY WAIT yes I played the zoids ds game. God i love zoids. I was salty that i didn’t get a cool dinosaur organoid. cat ain’t bad but cmon i wanted a dinosaur.

37. Have you played E.T. for the Atari 2600? Do you thinkthat’s the worst game ever, or do you have another nomination?

Ahaha YES! I have played it and it’s awful. I played a bunch of games that i normally wouldn’t in the name of my education a few years back and that was. god it was just terrible. idk about finding smth that i hated playing more but maybe hell tetris? only try to play that if you hate yourself. tetris is such a staple but this is torment. idk i can’t think of anything really worse than ET but if i think of smth i’ll let you know lmao.

46. Do you like relaxing games likeAnimal Crossing or Harvest Moon?

I’ve never played either of those soz. BUT I do have all the Rune Factory games, which are p similar to harvest moon, made by the same folks i think. I love them honestly. love them so much. the third one was my fave hands down tbh. loved turning into a sheep. loved my witch wife. that’s what matters to me honestly. i don’t play games for competition really i’m here to chill lol.

49. In games where you canpick your class, do you always tend to go for the same type of character? 

A CALL OUT, ANON. yes i do. i’m always a long distance rogue type. bows and magic and traps. always. it’s a v rare thing where i pick smth else tbh. dragon’s dogma has my fave class of any game ever: magick archer. i’m sorry but you really cannot beat glowing magical arrows summoned from nowhere that shoot fifty things at once and bounce off walls. thank you capcom.

55. Did you ever make someone youhated in the Sims and did mean stuff to them?

I have never played the sims. But nah i probably wouldn’t do this. i’d rather create a bunch of original characters and see what they do tbh. i’m petty but i’m not dedicated enough to make someone i hate they’re not worth that much of my time.

57. Did you ever play a game to 100% or get all of theachievements?

Isn’t this what games are for? Completionism? xbox games grew frustrating bc i don’t have live so there were always a bunch i couldn’t get but i do try. Resident Evil V and the first skylanders i have 100% on achievements for tho so there’s that. dunno about other things. maybe kingdoms of amalur on xbox?? one of the assassin’s creed games with ezio i actually collected all the optional things? opened all the lil shiny boxes? dunno which one it was but i finished it 100% just not all the achievements i don’t think.

70. Very first game you ever beat?

Pokemon Red. Way back in the day when it was new haha. Finished that game with my level 100 pidgeot and a level 98 charizard. that’s all i had haha. didn’t know what i was doing i was like eight.

#ask #thank you all sorry i just amalgamated them all into one place #i don't like posting a ton of things tho #<3

[imaginesofeverykind]

I was tagged by @rafeadderall bless <3

My Last:

1: Drink: Orange Juice (I live off orange juice and bad decisions lmaoo) 2: Phone Call: My friend Ra, bless him.  3: Text Message: Domino’s Pizza lmaoooo im so lonely </3 4: Song You Listened To: You’re gonna go far kid - The Offspring 5: Time You Cried: If I wasn’t crying due to being an over tired mess it was probably when I watched a Dog’s Purpose (shit that movie kill me)

Have I Ever:

6: Dated Some One Twice: no 7: Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Probably  8: Been Cheated On: No 9: Lost Someone Special: Yes 10: Been Depressed: No 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Once w/ real bad alcohol poisoning (go hard or go home amiright lmaooo) 12: Three Favorite Colors: Black, Blue and Green

In The Last Year Have You:

13: Made New Friends: Yes! <3 14: Fallen Out Of Love: Na - usually u gotta find love first lmao r.i.p me 15: Laughed Until You Cried: This is a daily occurrence  16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: yeah lmao love being centre of attention 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: Do dogs count?  18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: Myself, my PS4 and my dogs heck, it gets wild down here.  19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: Yeah lmao wish I didn’t 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: Unfortunately too many.  21: Do You Have Any Pets: Two lovely puppers (actually borfers) Dusk and Skye and two cats; Jaz (my Cat) and Bronson (mums cat) 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: Honestly mum was gunna call me brittany and thank fuck she didn’t bc I deffs look like a courtenay so no lmaoo 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: Got lit.  24: What Time Did You wake Up: Eight - Nine 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Driving out to save my friend from a shitty grindr hook up and got krispy kremes for him. Lov u <3 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI IM HYPED AS FUCK 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: literally five minutes ago.  28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: PVRIS - My House 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: yeah, they are v nice 10/10 would interact again. 

General:

30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: the lack of Sam Drake Smut on this site literally.. ur killing me tumblr  31: Most Visited Website: youtube 32: Hair Color: Dark Brown naturally - but at the moment half black half purple 33: Long Or Short Hair: Medium/long? 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Does it count if they’re fictional? 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: I’m a walking fucking meme and a half.  36: Piercings: Septum and ears, had my nose done but got rid of it.  37: Blood Type: No clue bc I hate needles and I will bleed out to death rather than have one of those pointy fuckers come near me. (she says as she has tattoos??) 38: Nickname: Court/Courtenbae/dumb cunt (really i respond to either, im like a dog) 39: Relationship Status: FUCKEN SINGLE BOIS 40: Zodiac Sign: Scorpio 41: Pronouns: She/Her 42: Favorite TV Show: Rick and Morty or Parks and Rec 43: Tattoos: One on the back of my neck (ligthsaber) and two new ones on my wrists (empire logo and the jedi knight symbol)  44: Right Or Left Handed: ambidextrous, I can’t write for shit with my left hand but it’s a real saviour when it comes to drawing.  45: Surgery: I had my tonsils taken out, had to glue some of my head together after i got a nail stuck in my head lmaoo, and ankle surgery bc I would literally roll my ankles 5 times a day somehow??? 46: Sport: I used to dance and got my black belt in Karate, and for about 10 years I did kick-boxing, boxing and wrestling but like now i’m just a couch surfer lmaoooo. 47: Vacation: Off to Canada in 2019 to work for 2 years <3 SO KEEN 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: Trainers asf

More General:

49: Eating: nothing 50: Drinking: OJ 51: I’m About To: pass out, im dead tired.  52: Waiting For: My love life to start picking up again like ????? I’d date me, I’m funny 53: Want: Some fuckin krispy kreme tbh  54: Get Married: If I get married it’s going to be a star wars themed wedding, no questions asked.  55: Career: Production designer for Film & TV <3

Which Is Better:

56: Hugs Or Kisses: hugs 57: Lips Or Eyes: Eyes 58: Shorter Or Taller: Idgaf as long as u give good hugs 59: Older Or Younger: Either all, i’ll poke fun at you some how <3  60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: arms, gotta be able to lift me away from my problems 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: I tried hookup and yeah na look. Let me tell you kids something. I fell asleep.  62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker

Have You Ever:

63: Kissed A Stranger: yes 64: Drank Hard Liquor: EVERY FUCKEN NIGHT, na jk but yea.  65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: I actually have no clue where my glasses are rn.. rip 66: Turned Someone Down: yeah lowkey 67: Sex On The First Date: nah 68: Broken Someones Heart: yes 69: Had Your Heart Broken: eh.  70: Been Arrested: nope 71: Cried When Someone Died: Yeah 72: Fallen For A Friend: Na everyone here is trash and all my friends are gay. 

Do You Believe In:

73: Yourself: Always 74: Miracles: WHERE YA FROM? YA SEXY THANG! 75: Love At First Sight: OKAY YEAH WELL FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY ONCE I MEAN I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN BUT LIKE  76: Santa Claus: not for a long time hahaha 77: Kiss On The First Date: why the fuck not 78: Angels: I dont have an opinion on this stuff so like idk????

Other:

79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Mike, forever and always bless him <3 80: Eye Color: Hazel green/yellow in the light?? Im a freak I swear 81: Favorite Movie: STAR WARS SERIES SOZ NOT SOZ 

I Tag: @missdictatorme @dragonjedihobbit @shararogers

[thelioninmybed]

sooo many replies haha I’m so behind

valaraukars replied to your post “How tall do you think maedhros is? I googled but I couldn't find any...”

Too tall

Suspicious

- Thingol

valaraukars replied to your post

#love yourself

there’s such a thing as loving yourself too much. 

curufins-smile replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

Oh my god those pratchett references <333 also maglor is like 90% bad special effects and terrible decisions. the other 10% is good hair probably

It’s when you get into the breakdown of hideous decisions vs special effects that things get complicated. The hair is amazing tho. 

valaraukars replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

Did maglor abduct a third child just to stand behind him and wave a piece of cardboard up and down for wind effect at appropriate moments

What does your heart say? (Yes)

elesianne replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

why would you remove such a glorious pratchett reference? just kidding, I can understand why you'd want to do that. that said, those words fit in maedhros and maglor's mouths astonishingly well!

I told June that this was the most Vimes+Nobby-esque interaction I’ve seen in a while and I stand by it. Arda did start out as a disk after all!

unfortunatelyimaginary replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

this is beautiful XD

Maglor would agree. Assuming you were referring to his monologue which, of course, you were. 

brazenbells replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

I love this inutterably

<3 <3 <3 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post“any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”

...i always thought eau de nil was 'essence of nothing' omg you teach me so much

also maglor has the best sfx team

Maglor seeks to inspire and educate children everywhere, not just the ones he stole to work a lighting rig. 

berrysphase replied to your post “So do you think Turgon ever sent word out to dad that Aredhel was dead...”

Oh, Fingolfin, ow -- "I suppose that counts for more than I would like", indeed.

Fingolfin used to take such pleasure in those snarky asides but now he doesn’t even know why he bothers. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “So do you think Turgon ever sent word out to dad that Aredhel was dead...”

Somehow fingon standing to attention before his father is the most heartbreaking part of this

Fingon has been taking tips from his boyfriend on hiding distress behind a facade of icy professionalism :( boyyys :( :(

brazenbells replied to your post “imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post: I don’t...”

"said Fingolfin to his host" I feel bad for laughing

Also: getting eaten by spiders is like, rule #1 in How Not To Hostage, gosh

The really embarrassing thing is that Maedhros spent that night running around trying to get spidered and failing utterly. Everyone involved is an idiot. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post: I don’t...”

Sfghfvbn thank you for including the 100 arrows

I like. how they do not sound like monsters. Makes it much scarier.

it is too Extra(tm) to ever not appear in any Doriath-related fic. I can just see him bleeding out all ‘cough, tell them....tell them it was ten thousand arrows.’

I know people do deeply shitty things in wartime but I do struggle to wrap my hear around how cruel and spiteful and stupid what happened to the twins was. It was evil and not even productive evil, just monstrosity for its own sake. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Do you like female villains? I have heard some fan say they are...”

Dagnis sue eats your children and has special hair uwu

Dagnis Sue has a special birthmark shaped like a star- oh no, that was just mud/bloodsplatter. 

curufins-smile replied to your post “simaethae replied to your post: simaethae replied to your post: Do you...”

probably highly accurate lbh

Taken directly from Tolkien’s unpublished manuscripts and/or my ass. 

vardasvapors replied to your post “how about the version where A&A (and Orodreth, apparently) are tight...”

"bruncle"

the technical term. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post“how about the version where A&A (and Orodreth, apparently) are tight...”

it was contingent on how sexual the friendships in question were

-feanor

and c+c corroborate the totally platonic nature of their cousinly relationships. 100%. for sure. promise, dad.

Not sure who I should judge more, these horrible creatures or you. 

valaraukars replied to your post “what is the yummiest part of an elf”

I don't know where to start

With the brain, hun. I just told you. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Did anyone ever hear from Turgon? I guess it's unlikely anyone ever...”

i got angry during so many parts of this post where to start

'pin a note to Hurin'

'he never saw his father alive again'

'the brief period in which Fingon had a face left to meet'

i forgive you, a little, because your bulletpoints are spot on

All my posts are specifically tailored to make you suffer, I’m so glad it’s working. I thought of your face while writing about Fingon’s lack thereof xxx

bamboocounting replied to your post“Can’t stop thinking about that bit in the Lay of Leithian where...”

you don't need candlesticks when you've got elven captives with the light of aman dwindling from their eyes

someone who can draw really needs to have a go at it, this would be beautiful. 

berrysphase replied to your post“Maehdros+fluffy cat, smelly maiar, dark and disturbed anon here. I've...”

That is an a+ limerick and I can't remember whether I managed to actually tell you about that soz

You for sure did, but by all means praise me again, I am really proud of it. 

#valaraukars #curufins-smile #elesianne #unfortunatelyimaginary #brazenbells #imindhowwelayinjune #bamboocounting #berrysphase

[cafephan]

shameless self-promo bc who else is gonna do it amirite

suuuuuup soz for intruding your dash on this glorious day/night/whatever time of day it is for you crazy cats in other timezones living your wild lives (i’m hyper i’m sorry)

BUT here’s the news: i’m really close to my next hundred user subscriptions on ao3????? i don’t know who the hell let it happen but basically i thought i’d let you know that if you want to bump me up to this crazy lil milestone, and it’ll mean you get email notifications whenever i post anything (oneshots and chapters of chaptered fics alike) and you can be the first to read it! all you have to do is click on my ao3 profile here and click that swanky little subscribe button and wait for the eventual notification of ‘cafephan posted ______’ and it’ll be like a virtual wave from me to you

you know in dan’s draw my life at the end when it’s like he invites us to go in that weird portal thing that he has no idea where it’s gonna go but he’s excited

it’s basically like that bc who knows what i’ll be posting in the future but it sure is exciting

can’t promise it’ll be as exciting as what dan’s future has panned out to be but i try my best i promise

the profile is riiiiight here in case you missed it last time

okay keep having fun and living life i love you a lot

[wp100]

tag game

tagged by @billcipherstitskin

1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

2. Disney or Dreamworks? Both!! but in a way Disney is better!

3. Coffee or Tea? Both but leaning more towards coffee!!

4. Books or Movies? both!! I don’t read a lot but i like both 

5. Windows or Mac? Windows. I never use mac. 

6. DC or Marvel? I’m a bit meh on both, i don’t watch a lot of it haha

7. Xbox or Playstation? Both! used to have an old xbox then it broke. love the playstation, there are so many classic games i love and will cherish forever.

8. Dragon age or Mass effect? never played them

9. Night Owl or Early Riser? Night owl. I stay up too much. 

10. cards or Chess? Cards. i cant play chess to save a life

11. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!!

12. vans or Converse? I don’t rlly wear shoes but maybe Converse.

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? never heard of it!!! D:

14. fluff or angst? both!!

15. beach or forest? Forest! I love birds!!! 

16. cats or dogs? both!!! 

17. clear skies or rain? Rain!!! so calming

18. cookig or eating out? Both, depends on the mood haha (and i cant cook for crap and im at an age where i should rlly be practicing but im a lazy af person sooo)

19. Spicy or mild food? both

20. Halloween/Samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? christmas 

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? little too cold

22. If you could have a superpower what would it be? Shapeshifting, I would love to turn into a dragon!!

23. Animation or live action? animation!! live action is ok sometimes its.. mehh/crap

24. Paragon or renegade? never heard of it D:

25. Bath or shower? Showers

26.Team Cap or Team Iron man? nt rlly into it soz 

27. Fantasy or sci-fi? both!!!!!

28. Do you have 3 or 4 favorite quotes? This one from the first Pokemon movie is my favourite. and its quoted by Meowth!! <3  “We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... well, who knows?”

I can’t really think of any others right now soz!!

29. YouTube or Netflix? YouTube. lol netflix costs money x_x

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson? Harry potter

31. When you feel accomplished? when i finally finish that drawing, and when i know i have survived a week of school

32. Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars. Ive never watched Star Trek unfortunately :p

33.Paperback books or hardcover books? both!

34. Fantastic Beasts or Cursed Child? never seen them!!! soz

35. Rock or pop music? I like pop music such as MJ but I like Rock music more these days. Queen all the way

36. What is the most important thing in your life? My family and friends. 

37. Mountains or sea/ocean? Mountains !!

38. Last song you listened to? either Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil or Love Me Again by John Newman.

39. A funny memory? I remember a house was on fire in my street and my dad was filming it (we have it saved on multiple computers i think, also this was when i was about six years old I think?) then I walked outside and asked ‘Did somebody die?’ I laugh every time I watch it. I miss being a kid.

40. Favourite Pokemon? My favourite Pokemon has to be Greninja. such a cool design and its fun to draw!

i wanna tag @eleventheguineapig

answer the questions and add one of your own!! thts the game!! and tag somebody if you wanna!

#long post #??? #tag game #thank u for tagging me aaaa #me

[germanottaisgodxo]

All the top threes..

1:Top 3 ice cream flavorsToffeeChocolateCookie dough

2:Top 3 Disney MoviesSnow whiteLion kingRapunzel

3:Top 3 vacation destinationsFranceAustraliaAmerica

4:Top 3 places to shopPrimarkNew LookAsda… hahaha

5:Top 3 subjects of study/classes to takeEnglishBiologyGeography

6:Top 3 make up productsI don’t use make up so

7:Top 3 music artistsLady Gaga x3

8:Top 3 spices/herbsBasilCan I count korma since it’s a curry spice (??)Can’t think of a 3rd

9:Top 3 drinksIRN BRUApple juiceMilk

10:Top 3 apps to useLike game wise?Choices: freshman yearDiner dashVirtual families

11:Top 3 months of the yearJuneJulyAugust

12:Top 3 clothing itemsHoodiesSkinny jeansDecent top

13:Top 3 binge perfect tv showsBig bang theory (I need to catch up ahhh)8 out of 10 cats (does countdown)Jeremy Kyle hahaha

14:Top 3 romantic datesI honestly have no idea cause I’ve never been on a date haha

15:Top 3 kinds of flowerDon’t like flowers really

16:Top 3 christmas moviesMiracle on 34th streetElfThe one where 2 sisters are reunited- one was adopted- cause they end up as neighbours, idk the name of it

17:Top 3 OTPsGX rivalshippingSharkbaitshippingScoopshipping

18:Top 3 quotes to describe your lifeNo

19:Top 3 characteristics you love about yourselfI don’t hahahaha

20:Top 3 kinds of candyFruit pastellesJelly babiesChewits (especially tropical fruits)

21:Top 3 ways to exercise/ be activeUsing gym equipmentRun Crying’s good exercise haha

22:Top 3 spirit animalsLady GagaJon RichardsonRussell Howard

23:Top 3 petnamesPet names are ew

24:Top 3 books read outside of schoolAny that’s a biography/autobiography really

25:Top 3 most used websitesThis, facebook & indeed

26:Top 3 people you last textOooh, I’ve not texted anyone in ages haha so I can’t remember

27:Top 3 hashtags you useI don’t really

28:Top 3 instagram accounts you followGaga’sMy friend’s@glittermatsu-trash ’s because cute kitties

29:Top 3 guilty pleasuresFood x3

30:Top 3 summer activitiesGoing on holidayGoing to a water parkHoping that we actually get more than 4 and a half days of sun here??

31:Top 3 things to draw/doodleMy crush’s name hahaThat weird S symbol thingThose massive overlapping circle thingies that you colour in

32:Top 3 aesthetics???

33:Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollarsPay off debtsGive loads to family, friends & charityHoliday

34:Top 3 ways to treat yourselfEating loads of food haha

35:Top 3 celebrity crushesStefani GermanottaJon RichardsonRachel Riley

36:Top 3 books from your childhoodTorey Hayden’s series

37:Top 3 accents to hearIrish!!FrenchAustralian

38:Top 3 scentsLady Gaga’s fame perfumePickled onion crispsPetrol (ye idk??)

39:Top 3 “Friends” quotesI don’t watch friends haha

40:Top 3 cupcake flavorsTriple chocolate chipStrawberry & white chocolatePlain chocolate

41:Top 3 fruitsPineappleKiwiPears

42:Top 3 places you’ve had amazing pizza fromAsda (seriously)Pizza hutDominos

43:Top 3 sports teams to watchSports is a load of shite

44:Top 3 crayola colorsCan’t think

45:Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in collegeTo go back???Gain new skills/better my qualitiesGain more confidenceTo do well overall to get to go to uni

46:Top 3 fanfictions you’ve readCobaltBehind blue eyes (both versions)Can’t think of a 3rd ffs but there’s got to be thousands I’ve read in the past 10 years so don’t make me pick

47:Top 3 people you miss right nowMy best friend & her babas My mum & all my familyPeople I used to stay withStaff & kiddies from my volunteering, more than 3 people but oh well

48:Top 3 fearsLike phobias?LiftsThe darkDogs

49:Top 3 favorite literary devices???

50:Top 3 pet peevesPeople calling the person they’re in a relationship with (or married to) partnerThose stupid leash things you get for kidsWhen people put an x instead of a question mark when asking a question- looking at you middle aged people I have on Facebook

51:Top 3 physical things you find attractiveSmileEyesHair (??)

52:Top 3 bad habits(I’m assuming my ones?)Licking my lips all.the.damn.time Peeing like 700 times a dayPicking scabs

53:Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to haveCats/kittenSnakeHamster/gerbil

54:Top 3 types of foreign foodToo lazy to try & think of any haha

55:Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetimeCan’t think

56:Top 3 dog breedsNone

57:Top 3 cheesy romance moviesPS, I love youThe vowSilver lining

58:Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speakFrench!!GaelicJapanese

59:Top 3 series (book, movie, television)(I’ll do one of each)Cathy Glass’s biographies/autobiograpiesRoomBig bang theory

60:Top 3 pizza toppingsCheeseHamPepperoni

61:Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed toI’m not subscribed to any

62:Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideasI really wanted my tragus & industrial done & my ear(s) stretched but they’re too wee 😞&Fix the tattoo I haveGet positive vibes only on my wristPortrait of the gags somewhere

63:Top 3 awards you want to winNone tbh

64:Top 3 emojis💖😂😛

65:Top 3 cars you dream of owningDon’t really care for cars

66:Top 3 authorsCathy GlassCasey WatsonRosie Lewis

67:Top 3 historical figuresIdk

68:Top 3 baby namesNo idea tbh maybe Ally (short for Alison) Louise, either double barrelled or first & middle names

69:Top 3 DIYsDon’t care for them

70:Top 3 smoothie combos/flavorsEhh I’ve only had a strawberry one so

71:Top 3 songs of this monthThe cureColdGreenlight

72:Top 3 questions of this post you want to be askedWell I’m answering them all so73:Top 3 villainsNone, don’t like villains haha

74:Top 3 Cities you want to seeParisSydneyNew York

75:Top 3 recipes you want to tryHave more than 3

76:Top 3 dream jobsTeacher or classroom assistant

77:Top 3 lucky itemsDon’t have any

78:Top 3 traditions you haveSleeping all dayComplaining Winding people up

79:Top 3 things you miss about being a kidNone of it

80:Top 3 harry potter charactersDon’t like Harry Potter

81:Top 3 lies you were toldIdk

82:Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right nowThey’re all screenshots of quotes or jobs I need to apply to

83:Top 3 turn onsI wouldn’t know…

84:Top 3 turn offsSee above

85:Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to readNo idea

86:Top 3 things you wish you had known earlierCan’t think

87:Top 3 spongebob episodes😂

88:Top 3 places to be in the worldMy bed x3

89:Top 3 things you’d do differentlyEverything

90:Top 3 TV shows from your childhoodTeen titansPokemonPpg

91:Top 3 meals you loveChicken fried riceMacaroniSpag bol

92:Top 3 kinds of teaNone

93:Top 3 embarrassing momentsEvery moment of my life from birth till the present

94:Top 3 holidays to celebrateChristmasNew yearEaster

95:Top 3 things to do in the rainStay inside

96:Top 3 things to do in the snowBuild a snowman Snowball fightEat it

97:Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/oKeys

98:Top 3 movies you’d like to seeDunno what’s out just now

99:Top 3 art mediumsDunno what this means

100:Top 3 museums you’ve been toCan’t remember their names, does Dynamic Earth count?

101:Top 3 school memoriesLeaving

102:Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t missSchoolBeing unemployedStruggling cause of the above

103:Top 3 pick up lines“It doesn’t matter what you call me, as long as you call me”“Are you a stamp? Cause you’re world class”“Are you today’s date cause you’re 10/10”

104:Top 3 sports to watchWas this not already a question…?

105:Top 3 taylor swift songsShake it offNew romanticsStyle

Thank you for these! Bit late cause I was out all day yesterday & most of today (soz they got shite towards the end, I’m really tired hahaha)

#anonymous #answered