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scruffyssketchbook · 2 years

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reading that "Blizz knocked out, lost memories" question made me remember my "OCvee" Hope the shiny sylveon and how I literally just snatched the "character gets amnesia and is completely different" from Blizz lmaooo. tbf i thought Blizz was evil when he was in the plex??? but recently i think not and he was actually the good guy?? idk. Dusk and Vay tell different stories.

anyway, why not tell Hope's edgy nonsensical backstory? her dad was a shiny that had a special gene that made all his kids shinies, so Hope and her bro Dream were shinies. but mom was a normal eevee and had an older litter of non-shinies, and she was killed by the evil lab ppl because that's useless. they kept Hope and Dream (they didnt have names at this point actually) together for a bit, putting them through extreme tests (idk why??? just to be evil?? they were trying to make them super obedient soldiers, like how Dusk described old Blizz at one point i think?), but at some point they got separated and Hope was devasted. she got put under super harsh conditions as the 'stronger' vee while Dream went off to.... not sure actually? i know he HAS kids with a shiny vulpix (one shiny eevee, two shiny vulpix/ninetales), but i dont know if thats cause he became a breeder vee or if he fell in love with the vulpix idk. i think both, and he had other kids but theyre not important/got taken away from him.

the mention of older non-shiny vee litters is important because one of those vees was Cream!!! who named himself that cause he has creamy fur. he saw the death of his mom and was very sad (even tho i think his mom was the one who tore half his face off? he has half his face ripped or burned off or something, blind and deaf in one eye/ear, but i canNOT remember how/why), but he (somehow??) discovered his younger (by like. a month? idk) siblings, or at least Hope. he wanted to save her/comfort her, so after her bro was taken away Cream was always there to talk to her between tests! (no clue why the scientists never... stopped him?? cause he was cute maybe lmao) but Hope Did Not Care For Him. ignored him most days, tolerated him on best days, and berated and attempted to attack him on worst days. sure, there were a few instances where she may have been kinder, but mostly she was just. the worst.

she was all edgy and cruel because, on one hand she had a bunch of experiments done on her, and on the other, she also was forced to fight a whole lot, and straight up murder other pkmn. like genuinely if you were told you were going to fight her, it was a death sentence. she was a killing device, because they were also trying to hone her unique powers (she knew moves that eevees cant know, ghost type i believe, which actually came from her mom who turned into a zombie/ghost idk. the details are fuzzy to me).

so one day Cream hears word of a group of escaping vees who've caused chaos, and Cream thinks this is the perfect opportunity to escape since the scientists are all frazzled. Hope ignores him at first but when she realizes she can actually escape, she bolts. Cream tries to help lead her, but she DOES NOT CARE or listen to his instructions, she's just running. at one point Cream tries to stop her and tell her there are vees that can help them over yander, and she just straight up kills him before he finishes his sentence. cause yeah.

and then i honestly have no idea what happens. right after killing her half-bro, she gets knocked out (falling? running into something? attacked by a mon? i think it might have been by the main vee Glaceon) and she. forgets literally everything. not only that but all her trauma, physical and mental, is magically gone somehow even tho amnesia cant erase patterns on the brain like that (well. it can but not blunt force trauma-induced amnesia usually i dont think).

she gets found by the other escaping vees, and taken in by the nicknamed Dee, an old eevee who is the father of most of the other vee-lutions in the group. her dad names her Hope because she "holds no trauma from that evil place and shows what our future could be." at first she's kind of quiet and odd, but slowly she opens up and becomes super hyper and happy and overly joyful, always wanting to put a smile on everyone's face. she even evolves into a sylveon because of this happiness and affection. no one in the group knows about her past, and think she's just some fortunate shiny vee that escaped (except maybe the Glaceon vee, who keeps a lot of secrets and is still in contact with the lab, and also 100% knows Hope has an obvious tracker on her ear, but doesnt say anything about it bcus Hail [the glaceon] knows that theres a tracker in his body too anyway). the only thing Hope can remember is the faint memory of a happy, laughing eevee that she knows is a) her brother and b) named "...ream." ...which is how she gets the idea that she has a brother named Dream.

sucks to be Cream, I guess.

(sorry this is so long lmaooo i just kept writing)

Author Chan: Ngl this was a very interesting read

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sereniv · 3 months

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The pangur-and-grim blog is a pretty rampant anti-vegan and also pro-breeder (search either term on their blog) :( just letting you know in case it affects whether or not you post their content

Thank you! Im not suprised and actually think ive seen some of that from them

Tbh it doesnt affect it much because a lot of people dont even know the actual definition of veganism so most people are at least against the idea they have of veganism.

I never see the anti vegan stuff or pro breeder stuff so it doesnt bother me, i mean it does to think about but as long as i dont see it on my dash.

I do appreciate being let known, because though its not the same as someone being a terf or zionist, its still nice to be able to mull it over if i want to avoid them. A lot of times it depends on if someone is just stupid, ignorant, or confrontational with no means to learn or consider or listen.

Like as long as they arent like that carnism person i cant remember their blog name but we all know the one, but where its their identity and actively spreading misinformation and harassing people then i just ignore

as long as its the typical "vegans listen up" or that kind of shit then its like whatever. im so bored of that shit its not even worth the energy

so yeah next time i see them on my dash ill look into it and see how i feel ty!

#ask #anon #thats why i dont follow i think

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mudskip-muses · 1 year

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❝ Hey, Pinky… ❞ Kokichi says in a hushed voice, flopping himself across Kaz’s lap like a lounging cat. Motioning for Kaz to bend down closer, he cups a hand by his mouth and says, ❝ Wanna know why I call Gundham ‘Icy’? ❞ I

❝ You’d probably assume it’s because of his hella cold hands, right? Which yeah— that’s part of it. And you might also think it’s because of his Overlord of Ice schtick. But d’ya wanna know the main reason? ❞ Sitting upright, he gets comfortable on Kaz’s lap, motioning ‘discreetly’ at the breeder in question, an impish grin on his face.

❝ Look at his hair… Tell me it doesn’t look like ice cream. ❞ Pointing at it with a swooping motion, to emphasize his point, Kokichi snickers, ❝ You cant. Because it totally does. Even the colors are like a swirly cone. ❞ — (( Kokichi just informed me of this and I’m kgbjgbjgbh ))

|| unprompted; always accepting @not-bcring

It wasn't unusual for Kokichi invade their space like this, with him and Kazuichi both it was a given that at any moment your personal bubble would be popped to make room for them. Kaz never turned down a cuddle and welcomed Kokichi happily onto his lap, body shifting to accommodate where he lay propped up against the pillows on the bed as he mindless fiddled with a rubix cube. It was so natural for space to be shared, that Kazuichi hadn't even fully realized it had happened until he was being beckoned, his attention snapping from his fiddling with a jolt before leaning down towards Kokichi.

Raising a brow, Kaz didn't even question where such a topic came from, both him and Gundham having grown used to things being said out of the blue. Kazuichi had a habit of doing so himself, information often evading him before it was shouted triumphantly the moment he remembered. He was about to agree that yeah, those were exactly the reasons he figured spawned the name, his own was from his hair, why wouldn't Gundham's be as obvious?

The moment Kaz looked to the breeder's hair he become enveloped in laughter, the rubix cube being dropped to the bed as he hid his amusement in Kokichi's shoulder. "Holy fuck it does!" Near wheezing now, Gundham simply looked at the two where he stood by their dresser, having just styled his hair after a shower as he searched for clothes. Arms crossing his bare chest and towel hanging low on his hips, he could only imagine what had set the two trouble makers off. "And what, may I ask, is so funny?"

#it really does look like ice cream fjdsk #also a sunflower seed #muse: gundham tanaka #muse: kazuichi soda #not-bcring

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theyanderespecialist · 3 years

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Cheating 2 (One Shot) Bucky X OC Marie X Steve (1950's AU) (Yandere) (Marvel)

(no one's pov)

Marie was shocked, she didn't know what to say, what she could say..she felt like she was cheating on Bucky when Steve started to come around and make sure she was okay, she never touched him, but she felt an emotional connection. But now..to be held, she was desperate for that. She gripped his hands as she slowly kissed him back, but she didn't know what to think. God.. what if Bucky came home? ....he probably wouldn't even care actually. So there was nothing wrong with this. Steve stayed loyal all this time and never made a move for her sake. Now when he sees her wrong her makes a move and she needed it

(...steve... you're so dead)

(Beyond dead XD)

Marie wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer to her as she started to cry, not because she was sad, well sad because of the kiss, but because she finally has someone touching her,holding her, letting her know she's important.

(I mean she's like touch starved at this point)

(Yes she is)

(cause like touch starving can take a while but if you are in a relationship with someone, in the same house, and they aren't even paying attention, it can make it worse)

(Yes it can and it also happens in kids who are in abussive house holds they become touch starve for even simple things like hugs. IT is a sad and dangerous case. And we mean could touch like hugs and kisses on head touch starve is not just sexual)

(Yeah like all touch)

(Mmmmhmmm also can happen in infants when they are not skin to skin or neglected without being held as babies. I remember a old video in health class how babies reacted to not getting enough touch or attention. It is terrible of the psyche.)

He pulls away and wipes those tears away. "It is okay, you are the most important thing in my life." He says. "And I will show you just how much I love you and adore you and how important you are."

He picks her up and carried her up to the master bedroom.

(Oh shit you doing it in their bed XD Bucky wont be happy)

She held onto him as she looked up at him. "i-I ..I've only done this once.. I-I'm sorry if I'm not any good--"

"hey don't talk like that." He kisses her. "Actually you will be my first." He says blushing. "I just it did not feel right the idea of making love with someone I did not truly love."

(UGH!!!! Steve XD Why does your name have to be Steve if it was not I be all over that ass XD)

She looked at him for a moment as she smiled at him. "Steve..oh steve." She muttered as she gave a smile touching the side of his face. "How long?" She asked.

(Yeah how long you been thinking about stealing your best friends girl? I mean part of it because romance the other part she has literally no self love anymore and needs it)

"Since the day I met you, I know it is corny but I believe it was love at first sight, but I was not good enough for you, I was weak and wimpy and could not give you the life you deserved. It killed me to stand next to my best friend as his best man and watch the woman I love Marry him." He says kissing down her neck. "I won't make the same mistake twice. I am not loosing you again."

"steve.. when you came the first time, before the serum, I.. I still I had feelings for you..you were never wimpy, you fought even when you couldn't win them.." she muttered softly as she smiled.

He laid his head on her chest and smiled. "I wanted to give you the world..." He says. "But if I had been a man I could given you not the world but what you needed, love, adoration, loyalty and a family. I want to correct that mistake, only if you want me to."

She looked down at him, her hands now running through his hair. "I want you too..I need it Steve." She said softly

"I will give it all and more." He promises sealing it with a kiss and they began to make out heatedly.

He held her close as her hands untied her robe that she was wearing, pulling it off as she kicked it off the bed, not really caring if where it would land, and it end up landing right on the wedding photo of her and Bucky before he left. He kisses down her chest and takes a nipple in her mouth making her moan loudly and he moved one hand down to rub her clit.

She moaned as her hips moved to meet his hand as she gripped the sides of the bed. There was something so wrong about doing this in her and her husband's bed.. but she really didn't care as she arched into Steve.

(uh yeah lady, something super wrong.)

(Yeah I just cant put my finger on it. XD Is it the little red dot on steves head? Or the guy watching from the rooftop across the way or the fact that their is a microchip in your skin XD Something is wrong XD)

(Your husband, who was tortured and lost an arm, who was thought to be dead but was alive, comes back...and youre having sex..not with a stranger..but his best friend (and target))

(XD Oh that XD Yeah that too XD)

(I mean all of thkse are also valid just ...moan out how he's better than bucky why don't you)

(Yeah also do it near the microphone in the wall so he can really hear it XD Oh god Bucky is going to kill us XD)

(XD he's gonna kill you, not me xD but...death would be better)

(He is going to fuck you until you can never walk again then take you to a hydra base and never let you see the daylight again while he continues to fuck you until you are filled with his seed XD That is his next mission BABIES XD me I be dead in a ditch rotting while you live a life of making super soldier babies XD)

(Uh...I'll take death is death still on the table?)

(Maybe... if you egg him on enough XD)

Steve smiles in the kiss and slowly slips a finger in making her moan louder and start riding that one finger wanting more.

(I mean I'd have to find a time I WASN'T pregnant Which.. Is never in that scenario)

(Welp you are going be a baby making machine and Bucky will breed you three ways to sunday XD)

(do I at least get the weekends off?)

(Hmmmm I think that could be negotiated XD)

She kissed his again as she as waited for him to add the second, which he quickly did as she moaned, this went on for a while until she started whining.

"C-Come on Steve..p-please.." she asked softly as he looked at her and smiled as he kissed her once more as he started pushing in as she moaned.

"Oh god..it feels so good..you already feel so much better than bucky."

(And xD she did it mate. Like...ouch. steve hasn't even done anything and he already feels better than Bucky)

(XD She did he dead XD He deader than dead XD He drop dead burried eight feet XD)

"y-you know steve.. I-I don't want you to pull out. I-I want you and I to start a family"

(just to make it worse

(again....in her and her HUSBAND'S bed)

(XD You might be dead before baby making XD you keep that up XD)

(Hey I'm touch starved, I was vunrable Steve took advantage)

(Damn XD Selling Steve down the river XD)

They continue like this and Steve lined up no condom on and no plans to stop until she was pregnant.

(And another breeder -.- the army be giving these guys something fishy XD)

She smiled at him as he pushed into her as she let out a moan as her hands shoot out, wrapping around Steve.

"D-Do I feel good?" She asked

(praise her. She deserves it Steve. I don't know why she does, but she does)

(She waited over a year for it she deserves it XD)

"You feel so wonderful~" He purrs. "Better than I ever imagined."

She let out a small, happy moan as she smiled. "I-imagined huh? You think about it a lot?" She teased

(all must give at least 3 praises for praise kink Marie.)

(all hail praise Kink Marie! XD)

"Yes every day since I met you imagine how you feel milking me dry and filling you up with my seed how pretty you look all hot and sweaty under me." He says. "They can never compare to the real thing."

She blushed bit the smile on her face and the pure happiness in her eyes it was something Steve hadn't seen for over a year.

(Awwww)

(So damn sweet!)

He kisses her deeply. "There it is~" He says. "That perfect smile that makes my stomach do flip flops every time I see it."

(Oh god steve you sweetheart! Cinnamon roll)

She blushed darkly as she moaned when he thrust gently, it was..sweet. she covered her face at his words, yet even her ears were red, and she could try and hide it..but her smile was so big, he could see behind her hands. He grins kissing her face all over and then they started to fuck and oh did they fuck he kept praising her and she felt more love than any other time in her life. They both came together and then Steve smiles until he sees a red sniper light on the wall. He pulls Marie to the floor right when a bullet goes into the house.

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stronghours · 3 years

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Darling Fallon Sep 3, 2013

Sensational (sin-sational!). i write on behalf of myself (S) and my lover (m). we have been ripped off by bulk-produced molded hoods before and i can only say HAND CUT LATEX ONLY never look back!! worth the money and will eventually pay for itself. neck fit like loving glove and adds dynamic intensifier to breathplay. Lovely proprietor replied prompt when “m” had questions re: breathability (she added extra breathing hole at no extra cost). class acts all around (and not just in our dungeon!) will return for more but “m” needs a break first if u get the drift lol1!! thanks to lady j!

Purchased item: DeMarco FetishWear – Latex Chrysalis Hood (translucent…

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myMister Aug 24, 2013

this one writes on behalf and with permission of MISTER. this one quaked with bliss when package arrived. truly awful to behold in the wise hands of MISTER. this one’s neck is small and delicate For His Pleasure and all item adjustments were made to order and did not affect shipping time. if this one could be so efficient For His Pleasure this one would be in heaven on earth. instead, this one is less than a hole. item truly enhanced <O sensation. without a doubt will be used over and over in this household for due punishments of this very worthless one. discrete pgk’ing. thanks to designer J for deepening this one’s service to MISTER.

(NOTE FROM MISTER – WILL PROPRIETER PLEASE PRIVATELY EMAIL TO DISCLOSE IF YOU ARE MALE/FEMALE/OTHER SO “myMister” (this one) WILL BE ABLE TO PROPERLY ADDRESS YOU IN ACCORDANCE WITH ITS FORMAL ROLE)

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JulieJuice August 3, 2013

LOL rip-off!!! cant believe all u ppl sucking this guys dick. says everywhere in product descript. (and you guys reviews!!) that custom sizing is no additl. cost but mine cost more!! only small alteration to titty holes cause of my cleave situation. bullshit. not buying from him again.

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Hi again Julie. If you check our many enlightening inbox conversations from 7/5-7/16 you will be reminded the additional cost was due to your request of more ring hinge insertions as the standard amount in pattern block “was not bling enough”. Cleavage was irrelevant. Sizing related alterations are always no added cost. Custom alterations requiring additional materials/effort and adjusted pricing will always be discussed and approved on client end before any exchange of payment.

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HannahCakes! Jun 1, 2013

Hey Whats Up I’m Caleb (obviously don’t have an etsy) and using my lady’s account. She got the catsuit for my birthday and she looked so sexy like J-Lo or someone. Didn’t want her doin the latex stuff because I thought shed have to shave off all her pubes and personally i like that kind of thing a lot but no harm done. Anyway she was super sexy and the suit thing looked good and stayed together even when we started rockin. To other full bush guys out there if youre girl wants to wear the latex stuff SHE CAN KEEP HER BUSH she just has to use lube to oil up the bush that she has.

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HannahCakes! 3 months ago Friend Ignore

Caleb Review

Hi J,

Saw my boyfriend’s 6/1 review and I was like uh ohhh. I asked him to leave one because he went gaga over the catsuit, but I wasn’t expecting all the bush stuff. If you don’t want to be associated with that and want to delete, that’s ok on my end. A little embarrassing! – Hannah!

Reply from DeMarco FetishWear 3 months ago Friend Ignore

Hi Hannah. Please don’t worry about it, any positive review is welcome. His feedback has apparently hit a chord with some specific hesitations and concerns buyers have been experiencing but not confiding with me, so I plan on keeping it up for the time being. Enjoy your garment.

JoeyoftheHerd 3 months ago Friend Ignore

Moo-cow snout muzzle thing – (idea i had)

Hi. Is this idea good

Reply from DeMarco FetishWear 3 months ago Friend Ignore

Hi Joey. Are you interested in a custom cow muzzle/mask, like the pup play masks on my page or are you just brainstorming for personal reasons?

Reply from JoeyoftheHerd 3 months ago Friend Ignore

idk it’s just an idea i had

Reply from DeMarco FetishWear 3 months ago Friend Ignore

It’s a cool idea

Reply from JoeyoftheHerd 3 months ago Friend Ignore

Thanks man i thought so 2

1234Brett10093456 3 months ago Friend Ignore

I REMEMBER YOU FROM RAWHIDE

JULES yes I know who you are and I know your name are you scared yet?? I remember when you used to hang with Roscoe out at Rawhide because Roscoe pretended to hire you because he secretly wanted to fuck and suck you till you cried and I saw all that. I have brown flippy hair, blue eyes and am tall/cut versatile but lean TOP. I know you faked being gay. You heard of bi-now-gay-later but have you heard of gay-then-straight-betrayer (you)? That is fucked up that you still sell stuff but pretend to be a gay guy because that makes your stuff sell better because the gay guys want to fuck you. I know you are faking because my muscle bud Tomas (latino) saw you making out with a ginger chick at the wet bar in Entrance last week. He said it was probably a joke but I know it wasn’t because he said he saw tongue. I wont let you be a breeder without a fight. I am willing to tell EVERYBODY YOURE SECRET. But I wont if you prove to me YOU CAN STILL BE GAY. Im attaching a pic of my cock so you know im not lying and can follow through. I will only believe YOU ARE GAY if we can see each other face/face (i can host only on fri- I have two roommates) and our cocks have to touch and you have to stay hard for at least five minutes while I suck and jack your cock and tongue your balls (shave or dont i will leave that up to you). condoms ok but if you want to be a breeder so bad maybe I will just breed your ass but if youre actually a gay guy you’ll like it and cum thick ropes as I fuck your dirty little slut hole and youll tell me youre a hole while I fuck it with the shiny precum head of my cut fucking cock (7inches erect). you will smell my hole and BECOME GAY again IT WILL HAPPEN - Brett Costino

TheSteelyDanMan 2 months ago Friend Ignore

Latex & Breastfeeding Concerns

Good morning, J I hope you are well. Returning customer, here. My kajira/wife and I are splinter Gor lifestylers (NOT KAOTIANS) [link] but are currently isolated due to our deviation from standard kajira beautification ideals and the arrival of our first child (girl - Gemma) two months ago. My wife’s submission has usually been expressed fashion-wise in various strict latex outfits, a few of which you have kindly provided us over the past couple of years. Naturally, the arrival of a mini-me results in some changes! My wife, insecure after birth, wants to return to strict full-coverage latex, but this desire is at odds with her physical situation of actively nursing Gemma and we both have worries. Does the constriction of latex effect or otherwise harm milk production, or could secondhand latex exposure harm our baby? I imagine you have catered to many lifestyle situations where this might be relevant so I thought I would ask. Thanks very much. LEO

Reply from DeMarco FetishWear 2 months ago Friend Ignore

Hi Leo. While I have catered to many lifestyles, I’m afraid I must exercise discretion in this situation, as it would be on par with giving medical advice. I will say any allergy is a possibility and one should exercise undue care with a very young infant, not just in matters of latex. I highly encourage you and your wife to discuss this with her doctor as frankly as possible. In the long run it might be worth reevaluating aspects of your wife’s submission and temporarily making do with latex pieces that do not restrict the breasts, while nursing is a part of her daily reality (I’m sure I don’t have to tell you examples are available on my page). Best of luck and congratulations on the new addition to your family.

NoraBarnacle 2 months ago Friend Ignore

A sincere offer…

Several months ago, I bought a pair of latex gauntlet gloves from your shop. Since then, astonishing changes have come over me. I used to be high-powered, highly controlled, a formidable woman (natural ash blond, green eyes, 45”-40”-44”) I was determined to keep these feelings to myself, but I can no longer resist, as I wholeheartedly believe your Dominating spirit, imbued in the gauntlets, is leading me forcefully but masterfully into your care. If it pleases you, know I have not touched my aching slit for one month total as I am uncertain whether you desire me to feel pleasure that is not approved by you. There are no images of you on your site, but I have drawn an accurate picture of you in my mind and I know you are the Man that I never knew I was waiting for, the Man who will lead me, the Man who will hold my neck and strike my forehead to his knee in his insistence that I allow myself to be led. When I wear the gauntlets, they are your own gallant hands restricting my weak bones. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I can no longer resist. I do not desire to resist. Please message back so I can properly present my acquiescence, body and soul, unto you. I squat disgracefully on my plump thighs, full of whorish tremor that makes me unworthy, but still I desire. I will service your home with my ardent hands and service your thick and striving cock with my wet tongue. Respond to this small soul. I submit to your gallant wisdom – A Secret Admirer

RicoMetals 1 month ago Friend Ignore

Redhead Modle in Pic for Serve Her Serrated Corselette

Hey man-to-man who is she. I love redheads. Does she modle for other people/would she modle for my pieces? there’s no head in the pick – what’s her nose situation? we could all do collab and I think it would be hot. Let me kno - RICO

Reply from DeMarco FetishWear 1 month ago Friend Ignore

Hi Rico. I have not blocked you (yet) because said model wanted me to reply to you first and inform you, she’s already an established performer in her own right and does not want to model for a guy who “thinks I need some sissy seamstress to pimp me out to shitty welders online”. As I only have basic welding experience, I can offer no further comment or defense on your behalf.

DerryBerry454 1 month ago Friend Ignore

Inquiry re: standard leather sleep-sack dimensions

Hello Miss J, quick question:

I will buy this item no hesitation no delay if you tell me right now about your vagina. Questions I prioritize:

1. Color labia (outer)

2. Color labia (inner – aroused)

3. Clit length in centimeters or whatever measurement is most flattering to you

4. Range of clit engorgement

5. Depth of vaginal canal (I will allow ballpark figure as I know not everyone has graded speculums lying around)

6. Percentage of clit orgasms v. vaginal orgasms – bonus points if you describe uterine orgasm, if that is your experience (no pressure to answer last part, as I understand it is not necessarily vagina-adjacent)

7. Are you hairy? What color?

8. When you wash your vagina do you douche or do you use fingers to rub through labia folds and that is it?

9. Color of menstrual blood

10. If you wear panties, do you find the crotch of your panties degrades due to PH of your vaginal discharge? (give me the qualities and I will calculate this for you)

While a picture of your vagina is welcome (and will only be for my private use) I really do like gathering these stats (I’m kind of a nerd) and would appreciate as much openness on your behalf as possible and you will benefit too because I’ll give you money for your lovely product. Talk to you soon! 😊

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DungeonMaster (MOD 2): Hey people, we’ve reached the end of the summer and you know what that means – Ivan himself of the halls of Rubber Valley presents inaugural post of their annual sweeps week filming extravaganza – first photoset already up and we’ve got the goddamn brilliant LYDIA SUCKS sons! The greatest bitch on the face of the planet almost psyched us out but she’s here she’s low and she’s ready to blow. Vid upload will probably take till tomorrow to render but we’ve got some great pic galleries already. Ivan really spoiling us pigs lmfao. Seeing lots of setup and dress-up and behind scenes stuff for yall candid pervs. We’ve got full body latex and face coverage hoods and I see a breathing tube and the barn inversion setup. Possible inverted ceiling fuck? The boys can dream. Links to download pics results in PERMABAN – only official links to Rubber Valley site allowed, don’t know how often I have to say it. You want to pass ripped screenshots you do that through email *casts pearls before swine*

GOBgobGOB: no pic of lyds upside down yet ☹

LordJim: Not interested until I see Ivan haul out the FuckRacers from two years ago – wonder why he doesn’t bring those around more often? Great view stats on current vids and who doesn’t like a fat ass getting auto-fucked while she steers the go-cart supine?

SUCKPUNTER: lmfao all views are you bro

GOBgobGOB: D I R E C T H I T

SUCKPUNTER: hey lordjim where’d you learn the word supine

LordJim: Yeah “laugh out loud” very funny guys.

SUCKPUNTER: did you learn it at college

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): Lydia looks gr8 folks. Queen pristine and ready to cream. SUCKPUNTER – chill out because I’ve got my eye on you. Don’t take the bait Jim. You’re like thirty.

SUCKPUNTER: at least I don’t get off on bitches doing the pinewood derby

LockSTOCK2FUCKINGBARRELS: LYDIA!

GOBgobGOB: LYDIA!!!

McLovin: LYDIA LYDIA LYDIA

TheWorldofMartinAmis: Goddess. Wish she’d get her boobs done though.

LockSTOCK2FUCKINGBARRELS: same! I’ve been waiting for years for her to get into xtreme body mod. Right up her alley. If she’s at EXXXOTICA EXPO next year I’m going to try to get her meet and greet and ask. I know tattoo guys who’d pay HER to give her first tat.

McLovin: Lydia wouldn’t go. She’s like indie transgressive.

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): nice to see you again lockSTOCK. I see your POV but Lydia has several interviews where she says most of her viewers see her bod as a clean palate in the art of pain – as in, wounds have to go away in order for us to appreciate a fresh ruining ; ) tats and huge implants are a little tougher to work around. Anyway in my mind you can fix bad tits but you can’t fix bad attitude

ThatOneFootGuy: id suck her feet

McLovin: woah fuck 4th latex pic in dressing series with her mouth open and her eyes shut – who the lube guy with his arm right down her front?

SUCKPUNTER: lol hand clear to her pussy and hes not even hard faggot

McLovin: scope the ginger amazon in the background with camera – new girl? Don’t recognize. Didn’t know Ivan was bringing new people around this year’s sweeps.

LordJim: I wondered too when I saw. I’m sure DungeonMaster mod understands if I copy/paste following from Ivan (no pics, text w/actress info):

Newcomers are always welcome in RUBBER VALLEY (especially if they’re lovely, and especially if they’re ladies!) and this old goat is pleased to welcome DOMME LUX, our friendly neighbor down south in that little town called Chicago. Mysterious as she is alluring, you’ll see her shining light sampling tidbits of delight off our Valley Girls throughout the uploads this month (or even taking a crack at a couple!) We’re just getting to know her, but I have a feeling she’s a generous gal at heart as she kindly offered us the services of her Personal Valet, Jules DeMarco, who himself spoiled us all year with devious latex devices for our steadfast daring dollies after the unfortunate 2012 passing of our beloved torture designer Merrick Marvel (memoriam post 03/04/2012). Check out Jules’s Half-Bag Breast Mummifier in scheduled post 7/22 (Heather Bunny in the inverted Wench Wrench) the diabolical Arachnae-Hood (Lacey Jane, spinning in our trusty Landscape(her) Rolling Pin 7/16) and the Double-Fuck Full Body Boa Binder with eerie inflatable bubble hood (Lydia Sucks, finale post 7/31, don’t miss it, SUBSCRIBE). I must confess, we took advantage - the poor fella ran himself ragged helping us with film prep all week. So as an apology we let him get up close and personal with Rubber Valley’s reigning heroine LYDIA SUCKS fitting her in a custom four-limb black latex catsuit with half-face hood, made especially for her brave beautiful bod. He takes a good long time greasing her up before Ivan and Barry get her hoisted and joisted and in her best bitch-bat position among the rafters of the exalted Rubber Valley barn, where we leave her to squirm in terror! (but let’s get real – what scares Lydia? We’re wracking our brains!) Uh-oh, is Domme Lux looking jealous in the background? Is she plotting a little comeuppance for our Lovely Lady Lydia? Only one way to find out – SUBSCRIBE!

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): Np lordjim, if you hadn’t posted I was going to. Looks like we’ve got fresh meat in the valley.

TheWorldofMartinAmis: very pretty girl, but always bummed when a new one turns out to be top. Call me old fashioned, I come to the Valley for slaves.

SUCKPUNTER: firecrotch

GOBgobGOB: brb too busy crankin it. milky gingerbread titties come to daddy

McLovin: @TheWorldofMartinAmis, Ivan always has at least one femdom around. Room for everybody in the valley

LockSTOCK2FUCKINGBARRELS: holy shit I know that guy.

SUCKPUNTER: lmfao faggots know faggots

LockSTOCK2FUCKINGBARRELS: no for real. His real name is Jules Marinelli. I worked with him one summer lifeguarding beaches for the park’s district. Our boss found his website where he sells his sex stuff, and it was this whole big thing. Found the kink club Entrance through that (check it out if you’re in my hood ever – huge, clean, not too much gay shit, great ladies of all stripes hanging around, but limits on drinking if you’re trying to access certain levels). He’s bi. He’s either secretly Domme Lux’s slave or Domme Lux is his slave and it’s mega on the DL because it’d hurt her career if it got out she could ‘verse. There’s all this gossip.

SUCKPUNTER: bi guys r fags

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): SUCKPUNTER – that’s strike one. lockstock – not deleting your post because from what I can see JDM doesn’t/isn’t acting in explicit scenes, but let’s cool it with doxxing info. Looks like he’s had an experience with that before, and as a small business owner myself, I know how it can suck. We aren’t gossiping high school girls. Settle back and enjoy what Ivan gives us.

GOBgobGOB: *sees dudes in the chat and stops jacking off*

LockSTOCK2FUCKINGBARRELS: NP mod, feel free to delete it later before it causes problems.

TheWorldofMartinAmis: going back to previous discussion – don’t think a breast job automatically constitutes body modification

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): think about it martinamis, it’s a slippery slope – you want to see some swollen battered fish get destroyed, or a fresh natural girl get destroyed?

SUCKPUNTER: i am not a faggot and a whore’s a whore and im here to see whores fucking destroyed

GOBgobGOB: *tony soprano voice* she was a HOOOOER

SUCKPUNTER: fag or cunt all whores get fucked

LordJim: Mod, step up. This isn’t going to get better. With all due respect

SUCKPUNTER: fag or cunt ALL WHORES GET FUCKED

DungeonMaster (MOD 2): yeah, already done. That should be the last of him. Don’t know why I expected that situation to turn out differently.

FROM: [email protected]

TO: [email protected]

Subject: Debrief – valley week

Jules,

As discussed, attached is current info for my old webmaster service from when I had to run my own fansite. Decent price and decent vendor system. Can only be an improvement on what you have now. That is not an insult, but I know it sounds like one. Stay with me.

[link] [link] [link]

And above, the top three most trafficked boards I’ve found following my own career and the rubber valley gang. We’ve caused quite a stir already and its only July 15th. I wouldn’t count on this causing an uptick in your business, but I think you know that. The standard gentleman at home spending twenty bucks a month for guaranteed links to a woman being fucked inside out while wearing a sensory deprivation hood simply doesn’t translate him to spending 100-200 dollars, contacting a seller, taking measurements, and going through the effort to order he and his special girly the hood itself. But I know you believe you’ve chosen your life the same way I believe I’ve chosen my life and won’t whine. I will say, if your ego is bruised, that your clothes are wonderful. They feel maybe half like death. I’ll wear them again and again.

On a funnier note: I have accounts myself on all the above message boards and post semi-regularly. It might amuse you to do the same thing, but you need to be careful regarding your identity. Feedback from viewers is never relevant, but it needs to be pure (don’t ask me why – my brains are fucked out). I won’t tell you who I am, and you won’t tell me who you are. Maybe we’ll find each other.

I wouldn’t tell your Cathy, since some sensitive (if inaccurate) information is flying around. Your instinct towards privacy, while cute and old fashioned, is an apt instinct. Looks like the good people of Chicago can’t keep their fucking mouths shut. Will you be able to find a straight job if your work now goes up like a dead dog’s gut? Don’t despair. Your nice long cock dropped so well down my throat while your Cathy beat my clit with the edge of your belt (nice touch – whose idea was that?) so while you might not get another chance to perch in a lifeguard’s throne, you might very well have a future in film. You’re vigorous, discrete, disciplined, clean, and a cutie-pie. Have your Cathy make some films of you alone or you two together. It’ll excite her, so you have no choice but to be excited yourself. You’re excited reading this. You believe you chose this.

Anyway – Cathy! Don’t be insulted on her behalf. I loved playing with you both. She’s kind and a lot of fun, which are virtues I still let myself appreciate in others. Let her know I appreciate how she let me use you. She’s a good girl and has a good future in store, especially with her personal valet running her life. Pick her outfits, pick her makeup, pick her clients, pick her laundry soap – is it already like that? I want to be buried alive, but you want to be buried in chores. Please dream big, Jules.

Rubber valley is where I have the most fun out of all the shoots I have in a year, but I really was lucky that you two showed up. Poor old Merrick Marvel (not even that old – colon cancer). But out with him and in with you. I enjoyed our river talk and I felt very safe in the car with you at the wheel, though I know I tormented you a little (but I’m pretty sure Cathy helped you out later with that – will you write back to me what she did to you, and if she let you come?) At one point you were with Ivan in the garage, and I tried to have a little talk with her about oblivion, but she either understood my point and got scared, or simply didn’t understand. It’s unfortunate, kind of soul-sucking, how our dominant “loved ones” transform into necessary evils. Adjust the tube. Grasp the handle. Move the thigh. Use the vocal cord to form the order. But what do they know? I never knew how to explain.

I’ve attached some personal pictures of me. I like knowing that you have them. I won’t contact you again except under strict business purposes, so let me sum up. Serve Cathy well. Don’t let her get bullied. Flourish creatively. Keep that belt. Fuck as often as your body commands you to fuck (if I suspect that sometimes your body is Cathy’s body by proxy, then this number will double, perhaps triple, but the choice is out of your hands because she owns your cock). You have a lot of growing up to do. Don’t despair. More to come.

We won’t see each other soon, but we’ll see each other again. Ciao!

I expect improvements.

XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Lydia S

#SAFEWORLD #unto itself but also sneak peek at rubber valley sequence #inspired solely by all the fetishwear providers on etsy that exist #Jules being relentlessly sexually harassed on the internet: this is normal and doesn't bother me. guess im built different

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sensiblethingtodo · 4 years

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TAG GAME. tagged by @snowonebutyou

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? teal

2. name a food you never eat. i cant really think of anything right now but the first thing that pops in my head is pudding. i hate pudding.

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? it honestly depends. i’m usually cold tho.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching FRIENDS

5. what’s your favorite candy bar? so many. butterfinger, baby ruth, hershey’s cookies n creme

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? several MLB and NBA games.

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? ‘"why are you such a baby?” to my dog because he’s such a baby.

8. what is your favorite ice cream? COFFEE

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? lol coffee

10. do you like your wallet? i don’t use it a lot because i have that holder thingy on the back of my phone but yes i do.

11. what is the last thing you ate? chicken in cream of mushroom.

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? nope

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? i honestly dont remember haha. i think i caught the highlights of the lakers winning the finals (go lakers!)

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? white cheddar. and movie theater butter.

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? in a group text (i hate group texts) my friend is getting another dog (through a breeder 🙄) and she asked us which one she should get out of the two puppies she showed us.

16. ever been camping? nope

17. do you take vitamins? no but i probs should

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? used to then i became an atheist

19. do you have a tan? yes because of my ethnicity

20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza? depends on my mood so both.

21. do you drink your soda pop through a straw? depends. obviously if it’s a fountain pop then yes but at home i usually pour it in a glass with ice. at work straight from a can

22. what color socks do you usually wear? varies. i have multicolored socks

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i don’t drive/don’t know how to drive

24. what terrifies you? the unknown

25. look to your left, what do you see? the wall

26. what chore do you hate most? ALL OF THEM. but i hate cleaning the bathroom HATE.

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? the veronicas

28. what’s your favorite soda pop? regular coke

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru.

30. what’s your favorite number? 3, 7, and 9

31. who’s the last person you talked to? my sister

32. favorite meat? probably beef? because it seasons so well.

33. last song you listened to? The Election of 1800 from Hamilton

34. last book you read? i literally dont know haha

35. favorite day of the week? saturdays

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? i actually can! i legit “taught” myself to do it because im a loser.

37. how do you like your coffee? "i like my sugar with coffee and cream”

38. favorite pair of shoes? my timbs

39. time you normally get up? work days 6:15am. weekends 10am-11am

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunset

41. how many blankets on your bed? two (one for me and one for the doggo)

42. describe your kitchen plates: square and white with like a simple pattern on it. honestly dont pay attention

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: too friggin small for my liking. crowded with no counter room. i hate it very much and wish it was bigger so i can bake more.

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i don’t drink a lot (like once a year or less) but i like an Amaretto Sour

45. do you play cards? sometimes? nope

46. what color is your car? even tho i don’t drive, i do own a car and it’s dark blue

47. can you change a tire? nope

48. your favorite state or province? i guess Michigan. i’m not one to take stock in state pride or whatever but i do enjoy living here.

49. favorite job you’ve had? i’ve only had two “real” jobs and i’ve hated them both 😂

#memes #this was fun i liked the questions #thanks for tagging me!

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thestuckylibrary · 5 years

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mohnjjayer said:

There’s no tag for the job of writer or blogger for either but I’m looking for a fic where Bucky is a lifestyle blogger (has the word bramble in the title maybe?) and he pretends to have a great life and husband. Tony invites him to his summer house to do a blog post and Bucky makes Sam pretend to be his husband but Tony invites Steve along and the rest is pretty self explanatory

Anon sent in If Only In My Dreams by odetteandodile (complete | 28,317 | T)

bilbo-oak said:

hey y'all wondering if anyone can help me find this fic that I can't find for the life of me. It was a steve/bucky fic and all I remember is that bucky rediscovers sex and sends pepper a romantic porn video of two old men, and then Steve makes them wait three months until they have sex, kinda vague but I hope someone knows which fic this is! thanks!!!

Anon 1 said:

Hello I’m trying to find a fanfic, where Steve gets injured during the fight scene at the end of Civil War. Tony has a shot at Bucky but Steve in the way and gets hit instead. He cracks his head (helmet and all) against the cement. Bucky's worried about him and Tony doesn't want to think about what he'll do if he won't wake up. It was definitely on AO3 in the Stucky works but I can't seem to find it. I'm hoping you can help find it, thank you.

sadandgay007 said:

Okay so I'm looking for a fic? Basically hydra experimented on bucky and now hes an alpha and he decides to give the serum to steve, too, to lrevent him from doing reckless shit? and he turns into an omega? but in this fic there are three types and he is the third, i think it was breeder? and basically all steve eats a lot and needs to be pregnant all the time?

thepheonixqueen said:

Sorry to bother but I'm looking for a post endgame fic where old Steve admits that when he went back in time, he found his past self in the ice in that timeline and shot him. I think it involved 2012 Steve looking for Bucky too.

Anon 2 said:

hi i’m looking for a fic that i think came out before endgame and it was post infinity war. steve was on a mountain (?) and he reversed everything and he walks down the mountain but he’s exhausted and maybe deserumed (?) there’s a tree at one point?

Anon sent in Concerning the Regular Miracles by jinlinli (oneshot | 36,044 | T)

Anon 3 said: steve/others

i cant find this fic pls help? it was 5+1 format I think something to do with steve having sex, he lost his virginity when he was small to his first gf who he broke up with later she didnt support US joining WWII, all the other times were postserum he slept with at least two women during the USO tour (aside from peggy &bucky everyone was an OC i think?), when he's finally with bucky in the future bucky's the one whos a virgin, and it had either day, tomorrow, or yesterday in the title

dolphinqueen10 sent in I'll Think About It Tomorrow by tinzelda (oneshot | 34,203 | E) - steve/others

goalsofmindandbody said:

Can’t find the fic where pepper thinks Bucky and Steve are dating and congratulates them when she’s taking food orders and Bucky asks Steve why she hugged them and they end up pretending to date going out sleeping in the same room Bucky gets excited about and mentions date ideas to Steve they end up sleeping together after Steve is comforting Bucky after a bad dream I think and Bucky makes the first mi d to kiss Steve after he starts saying “whatever you need” or something THANK YOU

painting--words sent in two strangers in the bright lights by Claudia_flies (oneshot | 7,348 | E)

Anon 4 said:

Hello!! I've been looking for a fic forever. Once Bucky moves into the avengers tower everyone loves him and Steve feels left out and alone. Bucky is ignoring him and stuff like that. I believe Steve gets pills for depression. Sorry if this isn't detailed enough. Thank you. ♡

Anon sent in The Avengers pay way too much attention to Bucky by Dulcia (oneshot | 7,298 | not rated) or Blood on my Hands by Tator (oneshot | 7,820 | G)

the-winnowing-wind said:

Oof, I have vague recollections of a fic where Bucky shows up in Steve's apartment, and Sam is involved, maybe a bath scene? I know this is vague! Thank you!!!!

aimlessunicorn said:

So I reread 38 days and counting which reminded me of another witness protection AU I read and can’t find. They were in Madrid I think and buckys family thought he was dead and Natasha was also an agent

Anon sent in brave boy by rooonil_waazlib (complete | 37,663 | T)

himynameisalcoholic said:

hi, looking for a text where bucky gets his arm scanned at like, an abandoned vet clinic or something? maybe he gets an xray or a cat scan?

Three anons and your-ginger-angel sent in If They Haven’t Learned Your Name* by silentwalrus (complete | 237,623 | M) *graphic violence

Anon 5 said:

Do you know the fic were Bucky is part of a hit group with Nat and Clint, and Steve is part of a hit organisation with pratically everyone else and Steve and Bucky keep getting the same people to kill? I think it was a 5+1 times and Steve keeps trying to get Bucky to join the organisation he works for. Thank you for taking the time to read this!

Anon sent in Fifty Words for Murder, and I'm Every One of Them by toomanysharks (complete | 31,610 | T)

Anon 6 said:

I think I asked this already, but I just want to find this fic SO bad. It’s post CAWS and Bucky goes by a different name and lives in an apartment in Russia or Romania. It’s a rly shitty place but the people are Awsome. (Little ballet dancer girl, old woman who cooks for him, etc.) He ALWAYS wears gloves and at one point they all find out who he is??? Steve is at the end and they reunite. I rly appreciate any help. Thank you.

Anon sent in Fistfull of Diapers* by OddityBoddity (complete | 47,621 | T) *graphic violence

Three anons sent in an irrevocable condition by layersofsilence (oneshot | 13,595 | T)

Anon 7 said:

hello! can u guys help me find this fic? i don't remember a lot of details but its winter soldier bucky but steve is either cap or a shield agent,, bucky thinks steve is his new handler and they are on the run together and had to walk for miles. bucky's ankle was sprained but he doesn't tell steve because he was afraid or something. thanks 💗

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botanyshitposts · 7 years

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Please tell us more stories about the corn!!

brief preface: i live in iowa, one of the united states’ largest producers of corn (as in maize for those overseas), and worked at a corn breeding research facility. these guys are in charge of creating new lines of seed for farmers to grow; i took the job because it was the only plant science-related job i could, and it sucked but it wasn’t the worst job ive ever had and i made bank because it sucked and no one wanted to do it. there were two parts to this job: data collection and pollination. i wrote out a huge thing on the details of these and then decided it was too long and rambly so imma just gonna skip that stuff and get to the Weird Liminal Space Corn Stories:

-for data collection, our job was to take plant an ear hights in fields all around iowa, meaning that we would get to work in the morning and they would load us up into transit vans and drive us out to a random small town with a test field for testing. once we got there, we had 16-foot-tall wooden measuring sticks we would unfold and bring into the field with us, and the instructions from there were simple: 2 people on each side of the breeder. you measure the line of corn behind you by sticking ur stick next to an average looking plant and reading off first how far up on the plant the first ear of corn was, then reading off how far the base of the flag leaf was. then, you turn around to face the line of corn behind you, and while youre turning around and sticking your measuring stick into the ground on that side your partner reads there numbers, you read your second line of numbers, your partner reads their second line, and then you walk into the nearest alley and march up two lines of corn while the people on the other side of the breeder go. you read the two data points on one side. your partner reads and u turn around. you read the data points behind you. your partner does. while you are going, your breeder is walking up the field typing in the numbers on a data logger and the other team is walking up two rows. once you reach the end of the field, your breeder stops you, you walk two plots down and turn the other direction. you read off your data points, ect, you do that all the way down the field. you do this for hours until your set is done. all told, once your team of 5 people gets oriented and going, it should sound like this to you:

stick. 65, 102. turn. stick. 68, 104. pick up stick. walk down two rows. stick. 85, 102. turn. stick. 84, 103. pick up stick. walk down two rows. ect. you have to annunciate yourself and not talk to your teamates so the breeder can hear you through the corn. on windy days, you have to shout. you dont have time to stop and talk; you actually barely have time to do anything but focus on the manual task of number, turn, number, walk, number, turn, number, walk. when we were done, we would come out covered in sweat and dirt with our sticks, pile in the transit van, and drive like, the 2-3 hours back. work days were about 9 hours with 5 in the field, meaning that you worked 40 hours a week and could do overtime on weekends doing pollination (which was actually really fun).

-no headphones. at first i thought that rule was stupid, but like, once you enter a cornfield you realize that this is because 1. if someone is screaming your name you need to be able to hear and 2. corn touches everything; when you’re in the corn, there is always something touching you. we wore special hats with veils, long pants, long shirts, eye protection, and closed toed shoes because the corn leaves are sharp and will cut you up; i have scars from this. your headphones would get ripped out within like, .3 seconds, because like corn just snags and slices up everything.

-one time, on the hottest day of the summer, we were doing the number-turn-number-walk routine and heard someone yelling for our breeder guy. he stopped us short and called back, and like, this is the scary part about cornfields: like i said in the tags of that one post, corn swallows up sound more than anything. it’s impossible to tell where you are and impossible to hear anything, even if you scream, so its best to stay close to your team unless your doing solo work, and if you’re doing solo work like, for the love of god, keep walking in the direction youre supposed to be walking until you’re finished. trust that theres something on the other side, even if you cant see it. but anyway; hes yelling, and shes yelling, and suddenly she bursts through the corn after searching for us and says that this one kid is having a seizure. queue both of them running out of the corn and we’re just standing there. eventually we hear one of the other breeders yelling “___’s group, where are you?!” and we’re like “over here! we’re over here!” and put our sticks up, and the other breeder comes into the alley and we keep doing data points. we had like, 6 kids go home that day because of how hot it was (over 100 degrees) and we ended up not finishing the field because they decided it wasnt safe for us to work anymore. (also, kid was predisposed to seizures and they took him home, he was fine and came back to work a couple days later)

-i kind of talked about this in the tags of that other post, but i think the scariest day was the day we were in a test field a little ways away from the research center. it was kind of stormy but we were like ok whatever, we’ve gotten rained on before with no problem, queue us starting the data collection for the day. its…..really windy. like. i wish i could recreate that feel in art or something or even film it someday, because 1. when the wind blew, the whole field-which, remember, this is our whole world when we’re in there because you can’t see anything but corn in every direction- moved. like, bended, which is typical of corn because like yeah duh it does that, but its like if you were standing in a hallway and suddenly all the walls bent with the wind and so did the cieling. it was that disorienting; i actually stumbled a few times because the only steady thing was the ground and 2. it was loud, like a weird roar in the background. everything is rustling all around you at once. we had to scream our numbers for the breeder to hear us, and when i moved my measuring stick would catch the wind and drag me back a little. then, we heard thunder in the distance. our breeder was like “okay guys we’re gonna finish this field because we’re only like 4 ranges away from the road” and we’re like ok yeah, 40 plots, we can do this. the wind picked up, we kept moving at like twice the pace to get out of there, and when we reached the end it was really close and our breeder was like “come on we have to go now” and we like, picked up our sticks and ran through the corn bending around us with the thunder and everything, can i say midwestern gothic because ive never experienced midwestern gothic more than 4 teenagers with corn sticks and a dude with a data logger running through a discombobulating corn haze at 11am with thunder rolling in. we get to the edge of the field, scramble over the barbed wire fence because we are not running through the rest of the field. in a hot second more teams emerge from the field at various speeds just as it starts storming. we pack up our sticks. our team of four gets in our breeder’s pickup truck and we drive back in the rain. it was a look guys ngl

-throwback to when i just finished doing solo tagging of the ranges in the corn in a field three hours away from the research center. our breeder said to meet him back at the truck when we were done, so when i reach the end of the field having stapled on tags for around 100 ranges (about ten minutes of walking and stapling alone in a single line; these tags will help orient harvesting in the fall), i turn around and start heading straight back, because like again, when you’re in the corn alone its best to know exactly where you are and the way out is always a straight line. i start following my tagging trail back. about five minutes into walking i hear rustling near me. y’all, i was not ready, started jogging and checking behind me and after a little bit i slow down because i feel like i lost whatever it was. rustling continues like its following me. hellno.jpg, not today, i run out of the corn into the alley on the other side, decide i must have imagined it, and start walking towards the truck. as it turns out it was another one of the guys who didn’t know where to go, saw me from his row, and was following me to find his way out of the corn. almost died that day y’all

-occasionally we would visit fields to do brittle snap count, which is lining up, walking a plot, stopping, and yelling out how many broken stalks of corn we counted in the plot we just walked through, then continuing. the whole thing is that farmers understandably hate it when all their corn breaks and dies. we went to this one field that had been hit by a wind storm; it was a really hot day and we were all like dying. this is where my aforementioned scarring comes in. in cornfields, there exists a thingy called corn rash. this is where the corn hits your skin so much that it makes tiny cuts all over you, and then pollen from said corn gets in the cuts along with sweat. it is the worst time i have ever experienced in my life like literally nope would not recommend. eventually we realized that half this field of test crop was broken. like, we stopped counting the amount of plants with broken stems and instead started counting the amount of plants still standing. i was wearing all the protection i needed/that was required (so was everyone else), but it was so hot that literally all of us had corn rash and i was bleeding, big yikes. eventually our super nice breeder for the day realized that we were Struggling™ and was like ok listen we’re going back this isn’t worth it and all the corn is literally dead inexplicably anyway and then took us to get gas station ice cream after bc she felt bad for us lmao, a blessing

-talked to the breeders a lot and asked a ton of questions. learned that sunflower breeding is a thing that happens and that they’re bred to be larger to bear more seed for like, those bags of sunflower seeds you see at gas stations. the more u know

-zoo corn

-the corn in the pollination fields (the corn being bred into pure, genetically identical lines for testing….*insert Corn Discourse Concerning Loss Of Genetic Diversity Here But Not Gonna Talk About It In This Post Bc Its Already Super Long*) gets really weird mutations that i’ve talked about before

-this post got so long im sorry

tl;dr: corn is a terrifying liminal space

#CORN IS SO CREEPY #this was actually a pretty awesome job #like yeah it sucked but they treated us well #which is better than my other jobs #queue #corn job #asks #plont asks #starsfelllikerain #midwestern gothic #long post #seizure mention ///

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harmoniaroyallineage · 6 years

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An Analysis of Ghetsis Harmonia Gropius and the Reasoning for this AU

May add to if I note something in further research

From my personal research, I believe Canon!Ghetsis is a psychopath.

Let’s go through this point by point.

Ghetsis is a liar

Ghetsis is known to be a rather charming man. He has convinced people such as the Seven Sages to join in his cause. Of course, they were oblivious to his true intentions at first. For example, Rood. He truly believed he was fighting only for the liberation of Pokémon. This is also shown in some of the dialogue of grunts.

His speeches are also shown to be well thought out. It has people questioning if what they’re doing is truly right and if they should side with Team Plasma. Here is part of his speech in Accumula Town:

"...I am here representing Team Plasma. Today, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to talk to you about Pokémon liberation. I'm sure most of you believe that we humans and Pokémon are partners that have come to live together because we want and need each other. However... Is that really the truth? Have you ever considered that perhaps we humans... only assume that this is the truth? Pokémon are subject to the selfish commands of Trainers... They get pushed around when they are our ‘partner’ at work... Can anyone say with confidence that there is no truth in what I'm saying?”

Observe his speech carefully. He presents the tradition of coexistence with Pokémon and makes people question if this is the right way. One line I was to make note of is the bolded line. Ghetsis is claiming that Trainers are using and abusing their Pokémon through training and battles. This is twisted info. On the surface, this looks like the case. However, the games in general make note how Pokémon enjoy being captured and love to be with their Trainers. Hell, in one game (I cant remember which one message me if you know where this was said), an NPC says that Pokémon only jump out at Trainers because they wish to be captured.

This is one example of Ghetsis twisting the truth to further his plans and get more supporters for his false cause. His cause in itself is insincere. He claims he wants to free Pokémon to better Pokémon but it is later revealed to be a lie. He wants to take control of Unova with Pokémon.

Insincere speech is common with psychopaths. They lie and twist info to get what they want. Lying is very easy for psychopath has it is like a second nature. They can lie with a straight face and show no regret. Ghetsis is shown to show no regret for his actions and lies constantly. This lying even started Team Plasma.

Ghetsis is defiantly not trustworthy as he is seen twisting info and straight up lying to further advance his goals.

Ghetsis is narcissistic

There is no issue in taking pride in your work and yourself but Ghetsis takes it much further. After being defeated by Hilda/Hilbert, he says:

"What?! I created Team Plasma with my own hands. I'm absolutely perfect! I AM PERFECTION! I am the perfect ruler of a perfect new world!"

He claims he is perfect and progresses to say that he is perfection itself. I want to give special attention to the bolded line as it really struck me. It shows how Ghetsis sees himself. To be perfect is to be without flaws. However, humans would not be humans if we didn’t have flaws. This leads me to believe that Ghetsis doesn’t wish to be just a ruler. I believe that Ghetsis wishes to be treated like a God. Take any religion and you’ll see how people view their respective god(s). Typically, people view their gods as perfect and that they can’t do any wrong. This is what Ghetsis thinks of himself. He thinks that what he is doing is right and how nothing will be fixed if he is not worshipped like the god he wants to be.

Some psychopaths can be shown to be overconfident. For example, they may claim they are a world-class swimmer. Ghetsis may be an extreme case of this as he doesn’t just believe it. He will do anything to make others see how perfect he is. In BW2 in the Plasma Frigate, he says

“The terrified people and Pokémon will bow at Team Plasma's...no...at MY feet!"

He holds a great desire for power and he wants to have people bow to him. At this point, he holds very little regard for Plasma. Keep in mind that in BW2, Ghetsis seems to have lost some of his mental stability.

Ghetsis lacks empathy

One of the telltale signs of a psychopath is the lack of empathy and the ability to connect with people. Ghetsis has been shown to lack empathy on multiple occasions.

Look at his Hydregion. In BW2, his Hydregion knows Frustration. Frustration is the counterpart of Return where the lower the happiness, the higher power it will have. This shows that Ghetsis holds little regard for his own Pokémon, his partners. He doesn’t care about them. He only sees them as tools and will even hurt them to get them to achieve what he wants.

Ghetsis seeing living things as tools is a common thing. Let’s focus on one specific character: Natural Harmonia Gropius.

N was a boy taken in by Ghetsis to be raised as a king for Team Plasma. While this may seem nice, it isn’t when you realize that N was emotionally abused.

Concordia make note of how N was brought up in BW:

“N has been separated from people since he was young. He was brought up with Pokémon... Pokémon that were betrayed, mistreated and hurt by bad people... Ghetsis deliberately brought only those poor Pokémon closer to N. N was touched by their plight, and started pursuing idealsB/the truthW, thinking only of Pokémon. N's heart is pure and innocent. But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

This shows that Ghetsis groomed him to believe what he believed in to help push for his goal. I want to make note of the bolded line. What Concordia says is very true. N was a naive and innocent child. He still is innocent due to his sheltering. While it may be beautiful to have someone like him still believe that the world can be sunshine and rainbows, it is also terrifying as it leaves him vulnerable and easily manipulated. Ghetsis knew this and used it to his advantage. I see Ghetsis as the kind of parent who would pay little mind to N unless he got out of line. Ghetsis is implied to spoil N if we look at his room. I feel that such items were only given to keep N quiet and away.

His room seems to be a symbol of stunted maturity. By BW, N should at least be older than 18. At that time, he should have altered his room to more resemble a bedroom. But he didn’t. It leads me to believe that he never truly grew up. He probably still has the mentality of a child. Ghetsis isn’t helping either. I feel Ghetsis is contributing to this as he wants N to be completely dependent on him. By doing this, Ghetsis’ little puppet will always be around to assist his father.

I would elaborate on Ghetsis’ lines to N when he fails but I think “you good for nothing boy” and “a freak without a human heart” are self explanatory. He doesn’t feel an ounce of love for his son. Why didn’t I say adoptive son? Well...

Headcanons on Canon!Ghetsis

A lot of the events in my AU happen in canon for my headcanons. The deaths of his wife and mother, the betrayal of his father, etc. Things play out different though.

Ghetsis would have been the son of a Pokémon breeder. She gifted him his Deino turned to Hydregion. From a young age, he would have shown his lack of care for others. Hurting kids, lying to his mother, etc. After his mother’s death, he inherited her life insurance. Virgil would try to leech off of Ghetsis but Ghetsis would push him away once learning the truth.

Lucina was simply a pawn. He had the idea for Plasma but he needed an heir. He charmed his way into Lucina’s heart and married her to have said heir. The first birth was Anthea and Concordia whom he wasn’t pleased with. It took 7 years due to miscarriages before N was born. She died an hour after his birth. She wanted to name him Natsu but Ghetsis did not honor her last wish and gave him the name of Natural.

He would abandon N to later retrieve him to make himself look good in N’s eyes. To make N hurt if he tried to betray him.

Once upon a time, he tried to fix himself. But after his mother’s death, he stopped caring and became what he is now.

AU Reasoning

The whole basis of the AU is based on two major differences:

Ghetsis is born royalty

Ghetsis was not born a psycopath

This allows Ghetsis to properly feel and express certain emotions. However, all the bad events in his life has lead him to depression. He has an unhealthy way of showing it by assuring himself he’s perfect and that he’s fine. He may say it but he doesn’t truly believe it. He thinks he’s flawed, he’s terrible and that he will never amount to anything and that he himself is a pawn to all of Unova. He doesn’t say anything though because all of Unova is watching. He just has to smile and wave.

I wanted to try to play a character who struggles with emotions he has to hide. With Canon!Ghetsis, this is impossible due to his lack of empathy for others. I wanted Anthea, Concordia and N to have a happy life and to experience a childhood they never seemed to have.

Of course their lives are not without flaws. AU!Ghetsis is shown to be scared of letting his children out his sight and he’s very controlling. A little inspiration was Lusamine SM. It’s tamed down though.

With Ghetsis being my favorite character, I just wanted to see what would happen if I took the strings and messed with his psyche to better the lives of the kids. The AU was mostly made to make the kids happen. However, this causes Ghetsis to suffer. He would never let his kids see it though. Their happiness is more important than his.

#mun post #Ghetsis Harmonia #headcanon

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hi do you have more info to share on the 15 year old chicken ? Is he still in relatively good health ?? Is he a pet ?? Me and my mum are incredibly curious, so thanks for your time

I dont know you would have to be more specific. I think my breeders old rooster (if thats who your refering to) is still around but she hasnt posted him in a while and i cant search for it because i honestly cant remember his name 😂 he might have passed away he was super old

He is/was a breeding bird and also a pet because he is ancient if i remember correctly but its not terribly uncommon for bantams to make it 10+ years since dwarfism lengthens their lifespan especially roosters.

That being said their recently has been a hen that is trying to get the title of the oldest living chicken and she is 20 years old! Her name is Peanut and she is a Nankin, Duccle cross.

She failed to hatch on her own and her owner was going to toss the egg but heard faint chirping so she rescued the chick and she was rejected by her mother so she was raised indoors as a house chicken intill she could be with the chickens outside. She still comes inside sometimes and is used for outreach since her owner ran a rescue.

#peanut the chicken #oldest chicken

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Where did you get your bredli? I cant seem to find any anywhere

I got her at Tinley in March from Headhunter Reptiles :)

I’m not surprised that you can’t find them readily available. I’ve never seen one at any of my local expos. Those are much smaller than NARBC but they’re a circuit that travels through Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio, with a fair variety of breeders, and I regularly visit all of the locations they stop at in all 3 states; still no bredli, though they usually have carpets.

NARBC is good place to start, though! I’ve only been once, but there were at least 3 vendors that I remember that had bredli babies for sale. Even if you go to another location other than Tinley, I imagine just the size of those expos would give you a better chance of finding one.

If that doesn’t work, you could try online. I’m not sure if you have already... I didn’t look for bredli breeders online before I got Noc so I’m not sure if they’re any easier to find that way. Checking forums like faunaclassifieds might be a good place to start. You could go to NARBC’s website and look up their vendor list, and see if any of the ones with websites have any available, or any plans to breed them!

I know Noc’s breeder has a website. I’m not sure if they have any available atm though. They were nice people and their animals at the show looked good. I talked with them a little bit there, but not extensively, and that was the only interaction I’ve had with them. I don’t know them or how they do business well enough to say “You should totally buy from them!” but they might be worth checking out. They’re the only ones I’ve interacted with, so they’re the only name I can give you that I know for certain are breeding bredlis.

Hope that helps!

#i dont have the link rn but if you google them you should find it right away #answers #asks #Anonymous

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drferox · 7 years

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20 Questions with Dr Ferox #18

Finally sat down to work through 20 more questions. I know I’d been a bit behind for a while, but here comes a flurry of questions and comments. As usual I’ve tried to tag people that were brave enough to put their names on the questions, but if you were Anonymous you’ll have to look through manually.

@tenacious-brii said: Hi! I was wondering if you might have heard of the Orthopedic Foundation for Animals, and if you have, what you think of them. My understanding is they're working to implement a higher breeding standard to prevent inbreeding / continuation of genetic diseases and disorders (like hip dysplasia for example) It sounds like a worthy goal but maybe I am being hopelessly optimistic, lol. As for tax; Which pokemon would be your main companion? Thank you for all that you do!!

The OFA would love to implement higher standards for breeding dogs, but they can't actually enforce anything. All they can do is collect the data and make recommendations. They have some super interesting data on the frequency of hip and elbow dysplasia in dogs, but there are a few potential flaws.

Number one is that it's not compulsory for breeders to disclose their hip and elbow results. If they screen a dog with bad hips, for example, and simply choose not to send those results in, then the recorded 'breed average' will be 'better' than reality.

I do have a soft spot for Ivysaur.

savageborn said: I met a pure bred St Bernard at work for the first time today (i work part time as a vet assistant at a small local clinic) and. I was taken aback. They're so big. I've never seen one in person before and im still just amazed. I wanted to share. He was very sweet just. So Big.

Yes, they are indeed very big. Super fun as puppies though, when at even their early puppy vaccination they're dwarfing adult dogs in the waiting room.

Anonymous said: Up until relatively recently (the 1980s!), it was widely accepted that human newborns didn't feel pain. I'm not surprised if that idea hasn't persisted when it comes to mice.

Gosh humans can be stubborn, self-centred and lacking in empathy, can't they? That was probably believed to make themselves feel a whole lot better about circumcision.

agender-fordmustang said: As a vet assistant, I find egg + meat chicken production to be very interesting, despite my disgust for birds who are bred so large they cant get up out of their own excreta. What's your favorite thing which you thought you'd hate?

I don't think I really expected to hate anything, I find most of biology genuinely fascinating. I find turkey semen collection a bit weird, but there's not much on the animal side I really hate.

Humans and the things we do are complicated. I wasn't really all that fond of humans when I started out, but have come to like a larger percentage of them over time.

Anonymous said: In regards to getting accepted to vet school, would you say grades were very important? Like would an A vs a B in a class make it or break it? Also do they look at extracurriculars as much as everyone tells me haha. Everyone loves to tell me how competitive vet school is and I've just started my undergrad education so I'm trying to evaluate my priorities! Thank you so much and thank you for running such a wonderful blog! <3

When I went through, and please remember it was over a decade ago when I was applying, they looked at your academic achievements first, and extracurriculars second, but if you didn't have any extracurricular experience with the veterinary industry you weren't looked on as favourably as if you did. By the interview stage, the professors had already more or less decided who they wanted as students, the interviews just sealed the deal and maybe bumped you higher or lower on the list.

Anonymous said: I have a condition where I have random and uncontrollable nose bleeds, at least once a day and lasting anywhere from a minute to an hour. I would like to have a job with animals or in the medical field but I am afraid my nose bleeds will be in excusable in a medical environment. Can someone like me work as a vet or other medical personal or am I better off finding something else?

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how to answer this. There are definitely medical, infectious and sanitary concerns with having unpredictable nosebleeds. I'm not even sure how you're managing outside of a clinical setting, and I'm sorry I can't be more help.

Anonymous said: hello! i recently got a kitten to accompany the cat i already have (they get along wonderfully!) I was wondering though, we feed our cat purina kibble and have been feeding the kitten canned fancy feast- im planning on incorporating more wet food into the older cat's diet because i know cats get a majority of hydration from their food. anyway i know that the brands we feed them arent ideal, but we dont have a lot of money for otherwise. do you have any advice on better brands perhaps?

Cats are perfectly capable of drinking water, but I don't give people food recommendations. That's a slippery slope that I wont go down.

bettsplendens said: Am I right in thinking that "meat by-products" in the context of cat food probably means organ meat and miscellaneous scraps rather than anything actually ominous?

More or less. It can include any part of the animal that isn't profitable to market as a labelled something for human consumption. So while it might include lots of organs, it's less likely to include hearts, liver and tripe, which can be sold separately, and may also include things like neck and cheek meat is those cuts are not popular locally, or just edges of things that nobody wanted.

Anonymous said: Why do dogs have really short hiccup attacks? Are they hiding hiccup curing secrets from us?!

Dogs can have longer hiccup attacks, but their diets are usually more regular and they're less likely to be overfed than we are. They usually grow out of hiccups in puppyhood.

Anonymous said: How about when I worked at a pet store, I had to dissuade a man who wanted a remote shock collar for his wife's 3lb Yorkie. The smallest collar we carried was rated for 10lbs minimum. He said they'd go out to check on their cattle, and the dog would jump out of his arms and race towards the cows. He said he was concerned a cow would hurt her, and he just needed "something that would drop 'er." I suggested a leash. He said, "Nah, she don't like leashes."

Humans are capable of astounding levels of foolishness.

Anonymous said: Our dog recently had to have a large patch shaved on her side due to a wound. She is double-coated, and I've always heard you shouldn't shave a double-coated dog because the coat won't grow back the same. Is this true? Obviously it's better that it was shaved or the vet wouldn't have done it, but I want to make sure this won't affect her ability to be in the sun in the future and all that jazz. (btw we love our vet to bits, but she can be a bit hard to reach for simple questions)

It will grow back eventually (assuming no endocrinopathies affecting the fur), but the guard hairs will take longer to grow back and look like they did before shaving. It's only a part of the dog that's been shaved, so unlikely to be an issue.

Anonymous: What sorts of things do vet assistants do on the job? (I'm trying to figure out if being a vet assistant is something I actually want to do or if I just think that I want to do it because I like animals) Also question tax, what's your favorite kind of flower? Thanks!

Considering Vet Assistant is not a regulated term here, it might be anything from a layperson with no training just doing what a vet instructs them to do, to being basically a vet nurse. I do not work with vet assistants, I work with trained vet nurses, so you will get a better answer asking someone who actually works under that title.

Anonymous said: Not sure if this has been asked already but one of my cat's tails vibrates and shakes. She does it all the time. I'm not necessarily concerned, but is this normal in cats?

It can be if the cat is highly stimulated or agitated.

Anonymous said: A short story for you: ever since he was little my cat has done the claw kneading thing to my hair and dribbles while doing it. It's so weird but now it's just normal to me. I assume it's just his quirk it's cute

A lot of cats will salivate while purring and kneading. It's probably a reflex left over from kittenhood, when they would knead their mother while suckling.

Anonymous said: I'm worried about my dog's bite since he is a show dog. So far he has the normal scissor bite but it seems like it's turning to a level bite. He has reached his adult height and is a bit over 1 year old. Are the jaws supposed to grow anymore?

Probably not but it might depends on breed and I can neither see nor examine your dog, and you are anonymous.

Anonymous said: question tax: for some reason i imagine that cattle really love you!? like just licking your face and trying to lay in your lap. i just get that vibe!! question: so my dog is missing a few molars for some reason. our vet says it isn't a problem and he eats perfectly well. it's got me thinking about the dogs that have missing teeth and end up with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. what causes that? my pup doesn't do it but there's a pretty obvious gap.

Dogs that are missing canine teeth often have tongues that deviate and pop out. It's more common in brachycephalic dogs, which have long tongues relative to their face anyway.

I miss cows.

Anonymous said: I work at a pet store and frequently have to deal with people who own wheezing pugs thinking "oh he just makes that sound when he's happy", do you have any advice for convincing them that their dog isn't healthy and needs to see a vet? Question tax: came for the vet stories, stayed for the vet stories, your blog is fantastic!

I tend to say something along the lines of how something might be common and been present for a long time, but that doesn't mean it's healthy. Or that something might have been normalised but that doesn't make it normal.

prepackagedsoul said:I've had two German Shepherds (so I've spent some time at the vet, like you said a lot went wrong with them but i did do everything possible to fix it) and for now I've switched over to cats and, holy shit? Like they're so hardy and long lasting my grandmother has a cat that is 20 years old. She also owns one of her kittens, and he's nineteen. They're both still pretty active too, so I guess I'll bury this cat when I'm forty if all goes well.

Cats are great. They want to live, they heal well, they're tough little buggers.

aquila-audax said: Steering away from vet medicine but still within the wonderful realm of the life sciences, do you have a favourite species/group of plants?

I am partial to foxgloves. Partly for their appearance, but also because I like foxy things and they're poisonous in a cool way.

vantastrophe said: Any fantasy authors you really enjoy? Looking for more books to read, I really like Neil Gaiman but that's the only author so far ? hope you're having a great week!

Terry Pratchett is my #1, forever and always.

#20 questions

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Charmander, Caterpie, Butterfree, Pikachu, Ninetales, Zubat, Slowpoke, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Mewtwo, Noctowl, Togetic, Mareep, RaikouEntei, Gardevoir, Plusle, Minun, Kecleon, Latias, Groudon, Pachirisu, Honchkrow, Uxie, Giratina, Victini, Zoroark, Genesect

die....

Bulbasaur:What is the first Pokemon game you ever owned?

Gold version on the gameboy advance! it was a corrupted cartiage sadly so saving would never work. I’d keep it on until the batteries died in my gameboy

Charmander: Who was your first Pokemon?

it’d have to be cyndaquil since thats who’d i choose!

Squirtle:Which Pokemon do you think is the coolest?

LUXRAAAAYYYYYYYY and shiny rayquaza

Caterpie:What is the first Pokemon you ever caught?

i guess a sentret!

Butterfree:What moment in the anime do you consider the saddest?

hmm! ash’s “death” in the first movie! or the whole battle between the real pokemon and clones, mewtwo having them fighting eachother like...animals..(he took away their ‘magical’ powers), OH OH LUCARIOS DEATH in the movie Lucario and the Mystery of Mew! that whole movie is heartbreaking.

in the show, aaaaaa Pikachus Goodbye.....when ash first finds charmander, that whole rain scene....cant remember much else

Pikachu:Who is your favourite Pokemon?

LUUUUUXXXRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Raichu:Who is better, Pikachu, Pichu, or Raichu?

mmmmmmmmhmhmhmmhmmm raichu

Ninetales:Which Pokemon do you think is the most beautiful?

ninetales herself is actually quite beautiful...espeon..suicune, raikou..shiny furret

Zubat:Which Pokemon do you find the most annoying?

tentacool..zubats..

Meowth:Which evil organization is your favourite?

Team Rocket!!

Slowpoke:Which Pokemon do you think is the dumbest?

well i dont like any of the ultra beasts if they count...ALL bug pokemon, 90% grass pokemon, the weak shit pokemon like luvdisc, glalie, ledian..

Eevee:What Eeveelution is your favourite?

jolteon! and umbreon!

Vaporeon:Who is your favourite first generation Pokemon?

arcanine!! charizard and nidoking

Jolteon:Who is your favourite second generation Pokemon?

typhlosion! raikou..lugia, HOUNDOOM

Flareon:Who is your favourite third generation Pokemon?

migtyena!!!!!!!!! RAYQUAZA aggron flygon and linoone

Espeon:Who is your favourite fourth generation Pokemon?

LUXRAAAAAAAAY lucario and floatzel

Umbreon:Who is your favourite fifth generation Pokemon?

zebstrika zorua...and..hydreigon : /

Mewtwo:Who is your most powerful Pokemon?

my shiny rayquaza ig! his name is kazu no kizu

Noctowl:What was your first shiny Pokemon?

my first encounters were a shiny drowzee, koffing, and tentacool, but i thought they were glitches lol......my first shiny i got is a shiny umbreon i named ShadowedSoul lmao

Togetic:What Pokemon makes you the most happy?

all cat pokemon

Raikou:Who is your favourite character in the anime?

DREW!!! drew drew

Entei:What is your dream team?

guh,.. how could i choose..

Gardevoir:What Pokemon gives you the most feelings?

aaaaaa shinx..im quite fond of granbull, charizard, lucario,zoroark, incineroar

Plusle:What Pokemon do you find cutest?

shinx growlithe, furret,litten fennekin

Minun:Which electric rodent is your favourite?

pikachu

Kecleon:Which shiny Pokemon is your favourite?

charizard, rayquaza, furret, LUGIA

Latias:What Pokemon do you wish you could have in real life?

luxray, houndoom, ARCANINE MOST LIKELY, raikou

Groudon:Who is your least favourite Pokemon of each type?

orion youre seriously making me watn to die, im so tired

Pachirisu:What is your favourite thing about Pokemon?

like literally the pokemon in general, theyre badass looking. aesthetics ig

Honchkrow:Is there any extra evolutions or baby Pokemon that have been added that you have found unnecessary?

smoochum,.magby..happiny

Uxie:What is something you wish would be added to the games?

DRAMAAAA but its a kids game so no

Giratina:What makes you the most angry in Pokemon?

never liked HMs so im glad they got rid of that, uhh how fucking hard some legendaries are to catch, like yeah make them challengeing but not IMPOSSIBLE does anyone remember primal groundon? i wanted to die with how much it kept using Rest

Victini:What battle will you never forget, either in game or in the anime (or both)?

oooo the champion battle between red and blue..blue’s words “you’re now looking at the new pokemon champion. Do you know what that means, ___? I am the strongest trainer in the world!” haunt me, and it cuts to battle, like imagining being in reds shoes and facing such an opponent (and there was no jhoto or sinnoh or other regions so at that time, blue truly WAS the strongest trainer in the world) i am shook still

that same battle in Pokemon Origins is just as good and the whole thing is just beautifully animated, along with charizard and reds battle with mewtwo

uh charizard vs clone charizard in the first movie, pokemon vs clone pokemon

charizard vs entei, charizard vs articuno (i remember watching this for the first time, i was SO into it). pikachu vs raichu, uhhh the regional battle in...kalos i think, with greninja . intense. may vs drew where they had..flygon absol vs squirtle and combusken HOOH

Zoroark: Would you be a Pokemon trainer, breeder, coordinator, etc? What would you look like?

coordinator woul d be fun but i hate dressing up and im not that creative lol ig just a regular trainer!

Genesect:Is there any Pokemon you would want to eliminate from the Pokedex, or anything you would want to change in the Pokedex?

its fine

#boyvidae

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What's the Two Looker theory?

the tldr version is that there are currently two lookers existing in the same universe, and that its going to be very relevant very soon.

but of course, that shortened version is worthless, because who would believe that without enthusiastic and lengthy elaboration? GET YOUR SEATBELTS ON CAUSE ITS TIME TO TALK POKEMON THEORY

(spoiler warning for sumo postgame ahead! also, seriously, you might want to go get a snack or something. this is long. really long.)

first up: you gotta know that gens 1-5 (and the remakes in those gens) are all in a separate but similar universe to the one in gen 6 and beyond. for convenience, ill call the first universe uni a and the second one uni b.

(fyi most people refer to uni b as megaverse, but i want the names to match and nonmegaverse doesnt really... roll off the tongue quite as well, so,)

so you might be wondering what the fuck that means and how we know its true; to answer this we need to take a quick look at pokemons current timeline!

im unsure on which one of them came before the other in the timeline, but xy and oras both happen chronologically before sun and moon do. we know this because of dexio and sina appearing with the zygarde and mega evolution stuff, and wally appears at the battle tree as an older and more experienced trainer.

these are canon, however for right now its mostly just hypothesis that chronologically speaking, after alola its sinnoh. the pkmn breeders from alola look IDENTICAL to the cowgirls/farmers from sinnoh, which doesnt seem to prove much about the order of things but it doesnt disprove anything either; its more like retrospective icing on the cake, since ill be explaining why i think this will be the timeline later on.

so, keep the idea of sinnoh coming after alola in mind. its also important to consider the idea of mega evolution as not just a game mechanic but an important plot point! basically, universe a has no mega evolution, while universe b does, and the differences in the plot between rse and oras are NOT retcons; theyre entirely different universes!

that might not look like it makes much sense on its own (without elaboration or if youre still attached to the belief that mega evo is JUST a game mechanic and not plot relevant or an indicator of anything) but its important to mention now, since as i explain more itll hopefully make more and more sense.

believing this theory means you have to think about it like this, so while this isnt completely canon yet, its necessary to treat it like it is until you fully understand what this theory is all about and why it would make sense. if youre not convinced afterwards, then so be it! ... i mean, i dont understand how you WOULDNT be totally on board with this, but im not you and maybe youre not quite nearly as into spacetime shenanigans as i am.

now we head into sumos postgame stuff with the interpol! during this, we learn that there are people known as “fallers” that “fell” into a universe from another parallel universe through a mysterious portal, and seem to have lost most if not all of their memories. fallers attract ultra beasts, as the ubs believe they can somehow get home using them, sensing that this person is also not from this universe.

looker explains that he was once sent on a mission to detain/kill an ultra beast. his team included a faller, who was unwittingly being used as bait for the ultra beast. looker felt pity for the ub and neglected to kill it, unfortunately giving the ub a chance to kill the faller, which it promptly took.

then its revealed that anabel is a faller, who was found washed up on a beach muttering something about protecting the battle tower, which is where you could find her in rse.

but see, the battle tower doesnt exist in oras, instead replaced by the battle resort, and you do not meet anabel at any point in oras. the battle resort is also where you meet an amnesiac looker, muttering about a mission, speaking in a peculiar way, which is noticeably different to the way he speaks in xy and sumo. he did not make an appearance in rse, this isnt just reused dialogue.

hmmmmmmmm.

lets put looker aside for a moment though and focus on anabel. while theres a possibility that right now there are two anabels, it seems that she and the battle tower never existed in this universe... but mega evolution does. the anabel we see in rse is the same as the one in sumo; she crossed over from uni a into uni b.

now, lets look at some facts here!

in platinum, bw and oras, looker has a... peculiar speech pattern. if you look up his quotes on bulbapedia, youll see what i mean; its very noticeable.

... looker completely lacks that specific quirk in xy and sumo. hes goofy, yes, but its nowhere near the same. its important to note that oras happens between xy and sumo, and again, that looker didnt show up in rse and that dialogue is completely new. the differences in these speaking patterns are not mistakes. they are fully intentional.

next up: lets crush a few doubts about this theory you might be having right now!

“this is a kids game! surely this is WAY too convoluted. pokemon isnt that deep, they wouldnt bother with a plot this complicated.” wrong. nope. incorrect. buddy, did you play sumo or any gen 5 game? i can only assume you havent, cause not only were the plots in those games the most detailed and involved and emotional, they were BY FAR the best. additionally, kids are a lot smarter than youd think, and i also not only know theyre going to explain everything, i know HOW theyll do it; but i digress.

“youre implying there are two lookers because one speaks a certain way and had amnesia but isnt it possible theres just one, who either isnt a faller or is a faller but had no megaverse/uni b equivalent, and he got his memories back by the time you meet him in sumo?” wrong there too! remember, its CANON that xy and oras happen BEFORE sumo.

now remember anabel, who doesnt have her memories back and had no idea she was a faller.

and remember that xy/sumo looker is very, very explicitly stated to not be a faller, because otherwise, HE would have been the bait on that mission and HE would have been the one who got killed.

xy/sumo looker is definitely not a faller.

but dppt/bw/oras looker is.

if at this point youre still having doubts, heres a question. can you offer any other explanation that is all based on canon information, without retconning anything or making something up, and have it all make perfect sense and resolve all of the issues that come with going against this theory?

yeah, i cant either.

hopefully at this point you should be fairly convinced, but hold on! i still havent explained why i think sumo will chronologically happen before the plot in the dppt remakes! i was all like “this will make sense later” but i didnt talk about sinnoh much at all and havent completely gotten you on board with this yet! well guess what yall ITS SINNOH TIME

a quick note though: past this point is a lot of personal observation/opinion and speculation. its meant to explain why i think this theory is spot-on, and elaborate on what i think is going to happen. im not speaking for anyone else but myself and im not stating my own opinions as fact or concrete proof; though i am saying that i think im right about this.

with that out of the way, lets begin! its going to take a while, but the buildup is necessary (imo at least) and yes, this is in fact relevant to the theory.

something to notice is that the stories in pokemon games have been progressively getting more involved and interesting. there was hardly anything in the first two, gen 3 started getting more involved but its not much to write home about, gen 4 took it up a notch, and then gen 5 the life ruiner broke the fucking scale and punched me in the face.

so, we have all these plots, getting more detailed, but... not a whole lot is tying them together at first. sure, a few lines make reference to other games, johto and kanto are connected both plotwise and literally speaking, theres even that cameo character in bw who was a rocket grunt in a previous game! but theres nothing really significant that ties things together.

well, at least until gen 4.

in gen 4, we of course meet looker, who as a member of the interpol has reason to make further appearances in other games. and then he shows up in every game afterwards, sometimes for a while, sometimes only briefly. less significantly but it does help the point im about to make, we also get caitlins first appearance, who ends up being part of unovas elite 4, and johto is a part of gen 4 as well, which was already a point of connection between regions, but gen 4 added the sinjoh ruins, connecting the games within the same gen!

after gen 4, the games vary in how much they connect to the others, but it definitely changed the standard.

and then sun and moon came out.

even the very start of the game: you move from kanto to alola, meet alolan variations of kantonian pokemon, meet grimsley and colress from bw/bw2, meet dexio and sina from xy, and watch sadly as lillie breaks everyones heart and leaves for kanto.

then, after that, you can go to the battle tree and meet not only red and green, but cynthia, steven, and wally, and you can find grimsley, colress, dexio and sina here too. or, you can go participate in the postgame plot with looker and anabel, who are also returning characters; though anabel is significantly more unexpected than looker. it was pretty unexpected finding out caitlin was part of unovas elite four, huh?

and hey, didnt sinnoh have a lot of weird space/time shit? palkia and dialga are the gods of time and space, and giratina has a whole other dimension where everything seems wrong and alien and mildly uncomfortable, with a strange area theme that seems just slightly off, where you meet/battle the games biggest antagonist, who has become mentally unhinged by spending time there.

oh... and alola has fallers and ultra beasts, who came from other timelines/universes... and you go into ultra space, which is a whole other dimension where everything seems wrong and alien and mildly uncomfortable, with a strange area theme that seems just slightly off, where you meet/battle the games biggest antagonist, who has become mentally unhinged by spending time there.

plus, gen 4 is the first where you can at any point walk around with your pokemon behind you, making you feel closer to your pokemon than ever, and alola shows a significantly stronger connection between humans and pokemon than ever seen before, even compared to xys introduction of pokemon amie (the trials, ride pokemon, the fact that humans are specifically stated to have influenced several alolan variations, z moves, the ceremony for choosing your starter, everything about the aether foundation/type: null, if you consider ultra beasts pokemon then lusamines a very literal example, there are LOADS of examples)

... and diamond and pearl are next up for remakes.

in gen 7.

paired with alola.

i wonder if the two games are going to be EXTREMELY connected?

personally im willing to bet that the distortion world IS ultra space, i think itd make a lot of sense of cyrus knew what happened in alola and became interested because of it, and that team galactic will be pursuing ultra beasts (which there will likely be more of).

i also think uni a!looker and uni b!looker are going to meet.

imagine with me for a moment.

diamond and pearl remakes come out. you enter jubilife city, where you meet looker! you have a conversation, he introduces himself, then disappears.

you move on, and-- oh! theres looker again! you say hello, but he strangely doesnt recognize you and introduces himself again. ... odd.

you see him again. he recognizes you and references your first conversation, but doesnt seem to know anything about your second.

a fourth meeting. once again, he doesnt remember your previous conversation, and also seems to be doing something entirely different, and... hell, he doesnt even SOUND the same...

now, after a while of this, hes realizing somethings up. hes a fucking member of the interpol, hes goofy but hes not an idiot. he guesses that he has an impostor, and begins searching for this impostor so he can confront/apprehend them.

sometime later, maybe in the postgame, maybe in the maingame, you meet him again and have a short chat, when hes suddenly interrupted by a phone call. he hangs up and informs you that someone spotted his impostor, and speeds off to go deal with this. he doesnt tell you where hes going, but he didnt need to; you can easily guess from the phone call that you should head to jubilife city.

there, you see two lookers arguing with each other, and loads of shenanigans ensue because looker is so goofy and endearing theres no way its not going to be hilarious and silly at first; but then when everything calms down, shit gets serious, and anabel ends up showing up.

im willing to bet shes going to feel some kind of connection to uni a!looker; nothing specific, just an odd, unidentifiable feeling that... ah, it eludes her. strange indeed that he seems to also feel... something, that he cant identify at all; he just knows its there. is it... kinship of some kind? but that wouldnt make sense, theyre both certain theyve never met, and theyre certainly not related. how curious!

of course, that only remains a mystery until they figure out this other looker is a faller, and everything starts simultaneously making more and less sense.

of course thats all just my own prediction for how itll happen, but i dont think im far off base at all and i think itd be completely in line with both lookers character and how pokemon games operate.

now, a lot of people believe that this theory means one of the lookers has to die, and to that i say what. no. look, that “there can be only one” shit is completely unnecessary and i REALLY doubt that theyre going to kill off a looker, especially considering how much everyones grown to like him (or at least everyone ive ever spoken to who knows who he is. seriously, hes too lovable for this.)

instead, i think the following will happen!

1) the lookers partner up and work together (and tell people theyre just twins)

2) they find a way to send uni a!looker back to universe a, or somehow create a way to communicate/travel between universes

3) we learn more about what happened in universe a, and why both anabel and looker were mumbling vague things about urgent missions when they were found washed up on beaches

im not sure that all of these will happen in the same game (in fact i highly doubt it) but it seems like the logical progression of things.

i think im out of things to say so there you go! thats the two looker theory and how i think itll play out in canon! there are likely a few things im missing, but im fairly certain the information i provided isnt incorrect, just possibly incomplete (sure hope not though cause ive been writing this response for no joke four hours straight). hope it helped and also converted you to the two looker theory club, or the tltc. if you join you get a free croagunk sticker and also a heart-shaped locket with a picture of looker in it if you dont already have your own

#txt #pkmn #pokemon #pokemon theory #long post #like super fucking long #[INFODUMPS DIRRECTLY INTO KEYBOA #aquariantwin #asks

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