Neil: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Knox and Chris's conversation?
Pitts: I'm in the laundry basket
Charlie: I'm in the washing machine
Todd: I'm in the closet
Charlie: We accept you Todd <3
Todd: No, I'm literally in the closet
Neil: Love is love <3
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Carmen: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Player: What did you do?
Carmen: Nobody died.
Player: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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THE GARDEN GROWS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS
legend: the black garden, destiny (2014)/ garden of salvation, destiny 2 (2017)/ visions of another world, jean-pierre ugarte/ spring in hieron 38: see where you’re standing, friends at the table/ the poetics of space, gaston bachelard/ rhododendron hirsutum, erwin lichtenegger/ floating city, kasumigaura, kisho kurokawa/ annihilation, jeff vandermeer/ garden of salvation, destiny 2 (2017)/ escher’s lizards, song kang/ a conversation between timothy morton and jeff vandermeer, los angeles review of books/ outer wilds (2019), annapurna interactive/ aspect: realis, destiny 2 (2017)/ your fake name is good enough for me, iron and wine/ no. 13, ja paunkovic/ photograph by xuebing du/ invisible cities, italo calvino/ dandelion, shota suzuki/ baitogogo, henrique oliveira/ aspect: gnomic, destiny 2 (2017)/ spring in hieron 3: hospitable to you, friends at the table/ annihilation (2018), dir. alex garland/ superstructure, superstudio/ sensitive survivors, miranda van dijk/ the poetics of space, gaston bachelard/ one that suits me, hop along/ shadowkeep, destiny 2 (2017)/ notes on the below, ada limon/ wild pear tree, kaveh akbar/ legend: the black garden, destiny (2014)
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Crowley hated this.
No, not watching Aziraphale prance ahead of him, absolutely beaming with his plans for the meeting that night. It wasn’t that he hated. In Crowley's eyes - snake-like as they were - any moment spent admiring his angel was a moment well spent. He could never detest seeing Aziraphale so happy, exuding pure excitement and energy. Never.
What he hated was the distance. Aziraphale was barely an arm's length away, Crowley swaggered only a few steps behind - and yet, despite everything, despite the years of them being an "us, " it still felt like a chasm between them. Something keeping them out of reach from one another, this time entirely out of the influence of Heaven and Hell.
Though, in all honesty, it wasn't the physical nature of the distance that bothered him. For them - for Crowley - it would never be that simple. If only he could pick up his pace so he was walking side-by-side with Aziraphale, and everything would feel right in the world. If only their proximity was the issue.
No, it wasn't the gap between their bodies that he despised. It was what it represented. He hated the distance between them because it symbolized where Aziraphale would always be for Crowley.
Just out of reach.
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Roman: Good morning!
Virgil: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
Roman: You drink coffee?
Virgil: No, I don't.
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“The blue stands for freedom.
The red stands for the fighting and the blood spilled for the country.
The yellow cross stands for the first born citizen.“
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i havent drawn in a while so heres some fireworks and a character thing
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random solar eclipse scenairo w/fantube
Test Tube, pulling out her solar eclipse glasses: Are you ready to watch the solar eclipse today, Fan?
Fan: ...no
Test Tube: Oh, well you can watch it when it's totalarian phase, I'll let you know when it is
Fan: ...ok
*sometime l8er*
Test Tube: Ok Fan, the moon is completely in front of the sun, you can look now!
Fan, still covering his eyes: You promise I won't go blind?
Test Tube, holding one of his hands: I promise...
Fan, mesmerised: ...
Test Tube: C'mon, look! It'll only stay like this for a few minutes...
Fan: R-Right...
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[Clone High] Bogos Binted?
Abe: Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed?
Gandhi: Bogos binted?
Abe: …What?
Gandhi: *A Minecraft cave noise plays. He disappears*
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