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xamaxenta · 11 months
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Finally slew that fire gleeok
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hiseternalmayfly · 10 months
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(If you have the energy. If not, feel free to ignore my ass lololol)
All of the questions for Ji Hu
I am feral for more content, please. I love Seven, yes; however, the feral platonic love I already have for Ji Hu is mildly concerning. I need to be beasties (besties but we're feral) with the fellow gremlin.
Since this is going to be long its all going under a cut
1. what are the basics of your self insert? name, date of birth, height, etc.? Name: Ji-Hu Yoon DOB: 11/16 Age: 20 Height: 4'10" Weight: 130 pounds.
2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance?
The gang would meet him along their travels. Since Ji Hu sorta "runs" a town with his gang. I say run rather they just bullied everyone into submission and now they steal kids candy and rich peoples money and also kick rich old men for funsies.
3. how do the other characters generally feel about your self insert?
Vash: Thinks Ji-Hu is a bit of a brat. Think exactly how he reacted to Katie in tri98. You know when he was slamming his head into Katie over and over? Yeah, same thing Wolfwood: These two butt heads hard. The second Wolfwood opens his mouth with an insult they are straight fighting each other. Wolfwood does remember who Ji Hu is but since Ji Hu doesn't, Ji Hu thinks Wolfwood is just a condescending asshole Milly: .....His wife t4t wife Meryl: He loves to pick of Meryl. Bullies her about being short despite literally being short himself
5. does your self insert have any special powers or abilities?
He is an EOM sleeper agent. If he were to ever be activated he would easily slaughter a town with raw strength. However until it's unlocked he's literally just a dude!
6. does your self insert have any pets?
None!
7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert?
Maybe Vash????? Maybe Wolfwood?????? I'm not sure. He's a huge brat its hard to get through to him
8. what is your self insert’s orientation?
He's bi but don't ask him what his gender is cause he doesn't know either
10. how do the other characters feel about your self insert and f/o’s relationship?
No one understands how Milly of all people was able to get him to soften up. He utterly refuses to be soft with Milly around others and still sorta gives her the same lip he gives everyone else but she just picks him up and goes "Oh sweet boy calm down!" and pats his back like a baby until he shuts up.
11. what kind of outfit(s) does your self insert wear?
That signature look stays pretty much 24/7. Ankle length brown skirt and a varsity jacket. You'll pretty much never see him in anything else. He might take the jacket off sometimes but he just wears a dress shirt under it.
13. does your self insert have any information about their family?
His real family? No. The fake family background that Knives and the EOM members gave to him? Yeah. :3c
14. what hobbies does your self insert have?
Bullying rich people and stealing candy from kids.
15. how does your self insert play a role in the plot of the story? do they help directly defeat the villain, support the heroes, etc.?
He's a conflict of interest. Obviously once they get to know him better they want to protect him....but once that switch is set off how would they feel seeing the damage he can cause? :3c
16. freebie! name a fact about your self insert you want everyone to know.
Ji Hu has a VIOLENT sweet tooth. Basically everything he eats is sweet as hell. Even his coffee is absolutely loaded with sugar until you can hardly taste the coffee.
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babysizedfics · 3 years
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2! - 👑
baby vee on the loose in just a diaper
vote from this concept voting post!
warning: this includes tickling and light teasing and is INCREDIBLY adorable
one day vee is in her slightly older headspace that being 18 months - which coincidentally is the age babies start running
now roman (whos not little) and patton are just chilling in romans room talking and waiting for logan to finish changing vee into a diaper so they can all play with the baby
when suddenly they hear a muffled "Vee, sit back- Baby! Baby, no, no no come back! BABY-"
that is followed by quick little footsteps appraching the door and light giggles - then vee pushes the door open, jiji clutched to her chest, dressed in a pink crop top that reads "cute" in rainbow letters and a pink and white diaper and literally nothing else
roman and patton instantly burst out laughing because she toddles into the room so quickly but shes so wobbly! wearing a diaper makes it hard to walk for her because of the thick padding so she really is toddling like a baby
and she immediately darts to the bed where roman is sitting propped against the headboard and he hurriedly opens his arms just in time for her to literally collapse on his chest and wriggle around to straddle his lap, all while squeaking in laughter
"heya, titch," roman giggles, holding her steady. "did you escape, huh?" and he feels so delighted and amused that her diaper is on full display and is crinkling loudly when vee giggles and wriggles.
"Vee?? Baby, where are you?!" logan sounds panicked in the hallway
"in here loganberry!" patton chuckles, his phone pulled out and clearly capturing a ton of photos of this moment
but vee whines and quickly hides her face in romans shoulder and covers her head with jiji
Roman giggles "whatcha doin, baby?"
and she responds from her hiding place "umbibible"
"youre what?" patton frowns, still smiling though
roman chuckles understanding what she means "are you invisible?"
vee nods and squeals in delight. "shh shh bimbible!"
"ohh okay, shh shh" roman whispers and nods very seriously and cradles the back of her shoulders and diaper to hold her safe and help her hide. "invisible"
logan suddenly bursts in looking stressed as heck and sighs in relief when he sees vee in romans lap
"hey specs, whats got you so frazzled?" roman asks and bites his lip to contain his laughter
after a brief moment taking a deep breath and running his hand back through his hair, logan has recomposed himself. "hello roman. Could you do me a favor and hand over the baby in your lap?"
then roman frowns. "what baby?"
vee giggles and buries her head more in romans neck. he doesnt mind the slight ache at all
logan smiles humourlessly. "very funny, but I need to get her dress on"
"i dont think it would fit you, honey" patton jokes from behind his phone.
roman snorts
logan stares at patton, expressionless
and then roman notices that the way patton holds the camera is so obvious he is taking a VIDEO of this exchange. roman hugs vee tighter with pride
"okay, i really do need to get the baby dressed though" logan insists to roman with a little smile
roman makes a show of looking around the room, avoiding looking down at the adorable mound of pink and white in his lap. "sorry, i dont see any baby"
vee squirms and her diaper crinkles loudly. then they all hear the tiniest babyish whisper. "bimbible"
they're all trying so hard not to laugh now, logan is like biting his cheek to stop smiling and sternly says "roman, I need to get your baby sibling dressed"
"logan i literally have no idea where she is!"
vee giggles and kicks her feet lightly in excitemnt
a choked laugh escapes patton before he scrunches his face to stop it, and logan closes his eyes, his face twitching with the effort not to laugh. romans the best at holding in laughter but he's close to breaking he can tell
"okahay" logan says with a concealed chuckle. "okay, then. roman can you please help me find the baby?"
roman gasps dramatically. "logan, you lost the baby?! What kind of a mother are you!!"
and vee suddenly squeals loud and highpitched into romans shoulder and wiggles so much that shes basically vibrating with excitement
everyone silently wheezes at the reaction: logan slams his hand over his mouth and has to hold the wall for support, romans head drops back in a silent scream of laughter and cradles vees head, and pattons eyes squint shut and the camera wobbles as he shakes with silent chuckles
at that point patton knows they need to wrap this up or they'll either burst into loud laughter and risk startling vee, or they'll all run out of breath from trying to hold it back
"if there was a baby in here," he laughs as gently as he can, "then surely she would be invisible, right roman?"
roman agrees "yes obviously, patton" and he sways gently cradling vee because she was constantly squeaking and squirming and they dont want her getting too overexcited
again, vee giggles "bimbible, bimbible!" still hiding in romans shoulder
of course that gives logan an idea
he approaches the bed "well im afraid theres only one way to find invisible babies" he starts very solemnly and perches on the edge of the mattress next to roman and totally not a totally visible baby
then he smiles. "is sheeeee... over here?" he asks, fluttering just one finger over her neck and vee squeaks and pulls jiji down to cover her neck
roman smiles and strokes her now visible purple hair
"hmm" logan hums in thought as patton gets up from the beanbag to get a better angle to film this whole debacle. logan smiles at the camera mischievously for a moment, apparently forgetting his camera shyness in the excitement
"is she perhaps here?" and he scribbles all fingers of one hand over the exposed back of her knee
vee giggles melodically and quickly folds her legs up into romans lap - but her toes are scrunching happily. shes no longer hidden in romans shoulder but is still curled up against his chest and is hiding her face with jiji
"I think I know where the baby is~" logan sings teasingly, and everyone beams and giggles at the way vee wiggles so much that roman has to curl his arms all the way around her and her diaper to stop her from wriggling right off his lap
"she must be...." logan draws it out, wiggling all ten fingers towards her back. "over here!"
logans fingertips land just above the hem of vee's diaper, settling on her sides and the back of her ribs and scribbling and spiralling gently - the diaper hem rustles loudly under his fingers but thats nothing compared to the reaction from vee
she positively screeches with squeaky laughter, dropping jiji instantly to reveal her flushed cheeks and her scrunched up happy eyes and her big big gummy smile! she wriggles around so much and flaps jiji in the air excitedly
and everyone coos "THERE SHE IS~ 💞" in unison
...
when they finish with the tickling and the giggling, logan finally gets vee back in her room to get dressed... but she whines and pouts whenever he tried to put any kind of skirt or pants on her
try as he might logan literally cannot convince vee to wear anymore clothes than she's already wearing - so for a compromise he simply puts on her ruffly white diaper cover !
patton absolutey bursts with love and adorableness when he sees her all smiley and blushy and wriggly in her cute poofy diaper cover and roman giggles and thinks about how much fun it'll be to remind vee about this tomorrow >:3c
for the entire day everyone is just so giggly because vee is in the most playful happy baby mood, she loves not wearing any pants or skirts and keeps wiggling on her butt to hear the diaper crinkles and kicking her bare legs in excitement and squeals
...
the next morning roman absolutely follows through on his promise to himself and tells vee all about it
vee is so so embarrassed, blushing like mad and hiding her face behind logans shoulder as everyone smiles and tries not to giggle too hard at her reaction
"oh my god, why didnt anyone dress me??"
"you put up quite a fight" logan says so casually it almost sounds like he isnt grinning ear to ear. "youre very persuasive when you pout, princess"
vee pulls away from him with a very appropriate pout
"aww come on dont be embarrassed," patton coos "you were the most adorable little baby in the world yesterday with your poofy little diaper butt"
"dad!" vee squeaks in indignation
everyone giggles at her reaction (and roman sees her lips twitch up in a hidden smile)
roman leans to whisper in her ear "i think you like it~"
"stoooop" vee whines and buries her burning cheeks against romans shoudler instead
big mistake
"wow déja vu" roman chuckles "i guess youre not straddling my lap this time though - all wriggly and giggly and crinkly"
vee pulls back form him with a bewildered look "i was in your lap? and i was only wearing--"
"well sure!" patton chuckles as though its ridiculous vee is even questioning it. "i dunno why youre so suprised, you always sit in your brothers lap. OH I can show you the video to prove it!" and he pulls out his cellphone and starts searching for the video
"i dunno pat, are you sure it will help to watch the video?" roman asks
and for a MILLISECOND vee thinks roman is actually for once showing her mercy
then he smiles at her. "i mean she was 'bimbible', I dunno if you wouldve caught her on camera"
"thats very true," logan nods, sipping his coffee with a smirk "though it might be worth reviewing the footage purely for research purposes"
patton laughs "oh of course, we really have to check if you can see 'bimbible' babies on camera... oop, i think we can!"
patton beams and holds up his phone to show a picture of vee curled up against romans chest, half-naked and with romans hands curled round her shoulders and the top of the diaper, his head thrown back and clearly in the midst of delighted laughter
vee squeaks and pulls minty from their seat at the breakfast table to bury her face in them. "youre my only ally minty" she whispers into their fluff as the family all coo over the adorable photos
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angryandereleon · 3 years
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i think leon is the reason 4 my height kink and mod drake i blame you!!!!!
i hope ur doing well mod we love u!!!!<3333
((You say that like its a problem, but I see it as a plus ;3c you think I made him big on accident?? He's a big boy and I love it. I know yall do too.
Thank you 🥰 I'm still getting used to the move. I started my new job and its kicking my butt.. hoping I can get used to everything soon so I can be productive again.. I love yall!!! Hope you're good and happy!!))
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strykingback · 3 years
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Send Me A URL: xbloodsoakedx. Tell me about me boi :3c
Roleplaying/Writing
My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why: It would have to be Violet as my answer, because she looks like a tough bitch at first but once a character is shipped with them.... Oh Boy get ready for the feels/angst train
My favorite interaction/thread of theirs: Oh Man, I do not even know where to start. It would have to be where she is comforting an insane!Hermes making him snap out of his insane rants, because lets be real. ITS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS GIVEN HERMES ANY FORM OF COMFORT IN YEARS
My thoughts on their unique characterization/interpretation of their muse(s): I really am a sucker for individuals with tragic pasts but to have a character that makes you feel as if you want to stay by their side no matter what happens. Also the fact that bloodsoaked-mun has such interesting plots that it seriously makes me want to chuck more muses at them. However Hermes always keeps biting my butt when I do. 
My thoughts on their writing style as a whole: I mean. Do I need to speak for them. EVERY BIT OF IT Feels like you are watching an ANIME of all things or an Arc from an Anime and it just makes you feel... OOOH! SO JUICY! 
Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in: Well I would love to Hope being an adorable ditz, or more of Vampire!Violet........or Succubus!Violet..................fuck you Im funny. *SHOT*
Someone else I love seeing them interact with: Oh OH You know it has to be @rebirth-txstament-project  Like dude, just seeing them roleplay is like just sitting back and watching the show happen and it makes me want more... and they are a good roleplayer not gonna lie! 
Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying: I GOT NONE. Their writing speaks for itself. 
If We Know Each Other
What I Think Are Their Best Qualities: Just being an adorkable butt at times. 
What I Think Are Their Strengths: With how they seriously get an Arc ready, the fact they just keep you hooked and.....being a shitposter AT TIMES. At Times. 
A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours: Ohoho. It would have to be when I shown how Violet would be meeting Hermes. Just him standing in a forest upon a tower of rocks......in the nude.
Why Others Should RP With Them: Like I would say, go roleplay with them if you are a FAN of Monster Hunter or just love seeing blood or guts fly because they are an incredible mun to be around! 
How Others Should Approach Them: Please approach them in a gentle manner. I mean like just be overall a good mun and not an asshole. 
Other Roleplayers I’d Recommend To Them: N/A
Anything else I want to say about them: I GOT NONE I
If We Have/Plan To Interact Together
A plot I’d like to write with them: Okay I know they asked this before and this is still kind of in the works but I would LOVE to do a plot with an MHW verse with all the muses. No Arguments, No War, JUST KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MONSTERS
A muse I want to introduce to them: A ship/broship I’d like to propose to them: Mmm... I dunno. I was always thinking Asher x Maxie because I always think of Brit with a Roadman accent with a bright ray of sunshine. 
 A thread with them I’m excited about: If there is one thread I wanna get hyped for... is Hermes vs Shura (Which my lazy ass didnt reply to) Yet though cause I just think of Hermes trying everything to stop Shura from destroying Brumel but getting extremely injured and attempting to reach out to Violet....only to fail over and over again. 
Anything else I want to say: I GOT NONE. Except they are a beautiful mun to be around. 
Rebloggers, be sure to pick one of the below
This meme applies to:
[  X] Mutuals Only    [  ] Only if we’ve interacted  [ ] Everyone
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namelessthirst · 5 years
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Surprise
[ A gift fic for @lady-bakuhoe ! I intended this to end a certain way but I hit a good line to end this so I guess this is a part one and expect the rest soon??? I’ll tag @ikinabi too since they mentioned liking pegging >:3c
As always lemme know if you spot any errors I missed! <33
Ao3
Reader/Kirishima/Bakugo
2k and some change
Pegging, Anal, AttemptingToDom!Reader, No pronouns are used but Reader usually has a cooche, But Not This Time ;) ShapshifterQuirk!Reader]
Momo blessedly did not ask details when you asked her to make several floor mats like the ones in gyms, nor when you asked her, as a follow-up, to make a king-sized bedding.
You knew you had a couple hours to prepare before the boys came back from their evening training, though you didn't expect to take that long.
The setup was mostly simple, your dorm furniture pressed away from the middle of the room, giving as much space as you could to the affair you had planned. Placing the gym mats was a bit of a squeeze anyway, but with some effort they pressed down well enough between your bed and the desk. Getting the bedding on was a different ordeal, trying to pin the corners of the sheet on by yourself was far from an easy task even when the object being dressed was all in one piece, let alone multiple slats of mats. You could have asked your boys to help, but that would have given away the surprise unveiling for the evening. But, eventually, you did get it all on; with the help of a desk chair, a beanbag, and some textbooks, holding down the other corners.
Next was decorating the room in candles, more for mood lighting than scent; you didn't expect to mind the smell of the aftermath at all. Besides, the boys had insisted on showering before coming over anyway, even though you said it'd be kinda silly to get all cleaned up just to get dirty again.
Lastly was organizing your inventory for the night- lube, the warming pad for the lube (which you intended to go and warm up a bit later, so it'd be sure to keep until the boys came), water bottles, some light snacks, some small towels that you'd bought specifically for times like these, and a pack of sanitary wipes. Oh! And lastly, a pair of lovely metal butt-plugs, adorned with red and gold sequins on the backs. These, you were sure to hide separately from the main stash.
With everything prepped and cleaned, all you needed to do now was wait.
It was unexpectedly calm, the time spent idly studying or lounging. When it came closer to their arrival, you meandered into the communal kitchen to warm the heating pad in the microwave. Sure, you got a couple odd looks from your peers, but nothing about it was too unusual.
Your relationship with Eijiro and Katsuki wasn't a secret, sure, but you didn't exactly call out your sexual escapades to the sky either. Not that you would have minded bragging some, with welcoming company, but you're fairly certain the noisiest of your trio would have a right fit about it if you did.
After tucking the lube together with the pad in with a normal towel, you heard your phone go off lightly, your set alert tone specifically for Eiji's texts.
You couldn't help the little gleeful wiggle that was elicited at the ETA you were given. Almost there!
Just before you expected them, you dashed around to dim the lights, leaving only a lamp in the back to offer just enough light to see by, and of course, the candles.
There was a soft knock at your door and a jingle of keys (you'd given them copies to your room a while ago), and you took a moment to take a breath before the door opened. Composure was certainly something you could bring to this, for the moment.
Eijiro was first in, squinting into the darkened room as his eyes adjusted from the lighting outside. Katsuki followed in in a similar fashion, shutting the door behind himself gently, for once.
"You have enough fire in here to put icy-hot to shame."
Not exactly the most romantic greeting, but you couldn't exactly deny Katsuki's claim either.
"Maybe- Doesn't it look pretty though?"
Eijiro set his workout bag aside, having brought himself and Katsuki straight over after their shower, "I think so! Romantic lighting is always a classic move, isn't it?"
You hummed in consideration, making grabby hands at the two, "Maybe. I just thought it'd be...relaxing."
Katsuki joined you and Eijiro on the makeshift king-bed after dumping his own bag in the designated spot, "Nothing like a little fire hazard to set the mood."
You snorted, breaking the light kiss with Eiji to give Katsuki a look, "Says the guy who lights off his hands at any given opportunity, in any indoor space."
You knew his remarks right now were mostly due to nerves, but that didn't mean you'd let him get away without a good sassing.
All the same, you pulled him in next to press a more tender kiss than he'd usually prefer to his lips, "Mm, so. Do we wanna kick things off?"
You shifted back a bit toward the mound of pillows you'd placed at the top of the 'bed', having snatched your own and theirs, and perhaps a few from the storage closet; if the night went as you'd hoped, you'd be keeping them, for your sake and everyone else's. "Or we could just...warm up for a bit? Talk?"
You wanted to take things slow, or at least slow enough that Katsuki wouldn't lose his shit so soon. You tried to work this want into him with your hands, rubbing firmly up and down his biceps, which did happen to feel awfully nice after a workout.
Eijiro shuffled up behind you, caging you in against the bedroom nervous-nancy, "Why don't we play it by ear?" He perhaps didn't mean it so literally, but the temptation was too prominent as he leaned in and nipped at the shell of your ear. You offered him a sweet shiver and a tilt of your head in agreement, slipping your hands up Katsuki's shoulders and into the edge of his hair to play and comb through it while Eijiro danced his teeth over your pulse.
With a soft huff, Katsuki shifted himself, gripping your thighs to lift you a bit till he had you seated neatly on his thighs, Eijiro's pelvis providing a nice back to brace on. The pretty pearly whites you so loved to see Katsuki flash in pride and excitement found their way to the open side your neck, wasting no time in catching up to his sharper counterpart.
You let them mark you up for a bit, praising them with slow grinds against their laps. You knew what they expected this to be, that you wouldn't exactly be participating through the main event, so surely this was not just warming for them, but reassurance to their pride that you were having pleasure too.
Still though, their focus was meant to be on each other, at least at the start.
So with a small whine and a wiggle for their attention, you took their chins to aim for each other. With your insistence they pressed heated kisses together, nipping and pulling at each other’s lips, putting a show on for you.
It wasn't as though they didn't care for each other as they did you, they just weren't as quite quick off mark with each other as they were with you. They seemed to carry their feelings more like a teammate, the fight addressed usually being just how well they could ruin you by the end of the night.
You kept them close for a bit, pressing encouraging kisses to their bared cheeks and shoulders, feeling their mutual arousal being ground against you. With a squeeze to Eiji's shaft and quick work of his fly, he sucked in a breath against plump, pouty lips, and ground all the more readily against your touch.
Katsuki was a different beast to tame, a wanting palm run over his length, surely, but more so as you pressed your fingers into the back of his pants to tease a grip at his ass cheek. His grip on your hips gave you all you needed to know before you slipped from between them to fetch the warmed lube from its nest.
"Strip?"
They obeyed, gladly ditching their already dampening tops- the candles really did make the room warmer. You were glad to look back as they did, catching the candle-light shimmer of saliva strung between their lips before it was taken with their shirts.
It didn't take long for Katsuki to beckon you back over to him once he'd bared himself, laid out against the pillow-mound while Eijiro sat between his spread legs, slowly pumping his length and smearing the pre over his tip.
You dribbled lube onto your fingers while you let Katsuki hold you in for a deep kiss, waving your free hand over for Eiji's to apply the same to his.
'Suki's soft gasp into your mouth as you spread the lube over his puckered hole made you wobble in your desire to see your plan through, loving the idea of just seating yourself on his twitching dick already. But, no, you planned too much for this to fall through.
On you pressed, both figuratively, and literally, as you slid the first finger into him. You couldn't help the grin that spread on your lips as you felt his asshole flutter around you. But you'd have your fun soon enough, so you cooed for him to relax, dancing pecks over his lips and cheek as your finger worked in and out.
With a glance at Eiji in signal, he brought his slicked fingers beside yours, pressing the longer digit in with a swallowed groan from 'Suki.
"Baby, take his leg up?" Eijiro complied, your hand replacing his on his wanting cock as he took Katsuki's knee up higher.
It didn't take long before Eijiro's touch found your love's prostate, he'd know where it was best, of course.  Still you kept yourself in, pressing the opposite way to stretch and tease him inside.
Your touch on Eijiro's need was not quite feathery, you didn't want him too close before he made it in. Before Katsuki's clenched moans turned sweet and as pliant as his slippery asshole, before yours and Eiji's fingers gained in number for him.
"Is it time baby?" You asked, tone full of sugar as you kissed at his flushed cheeks. "Can he go in?"
With his untouched leg spreading further without input, you gave Eiji's cock a firm squeeze, and he wasted no time in shuffling closer as your fingers slipped free.
Your clean hand brushed into Katsuki's hair as you watched Eijiro's arousal slowly disappear into the love under him, using his fingers as a guide until he was seated sturdily in.
After wiping your used hand off on the bedsheets, you wrapped it around Katsuki's cock, his own hands busied in gripping Eiji's arm and the pillow under him.
"Is it good sweetie? Do you wonder, now, if this is what I feel like when you two go to town on me?" You were almost laid out beside him now, watching his lips part in caught moans, his chest rise with every inch Eiji pushed in, not quite fucking him yet, just adjusting. Your hand stroking him languidly, thumb pressing his pretty, glistening slit as you spoke.
With the first roll of Katsuki's hips up to his partner's touch, Eiji met him fully and thrusted, though it ended up being more of a grind when he was already so deeply within him. Still, they'd found their comfort and the sound of strong hips meeting a heavy ass had you dripping in want. You couldn't wait much longer.
They didn't ask when you disappeared behind Eijiro, the grip of each other keeping them preoccupied while you coated your hand in lube once more.
"Eiji, honey, hold in for a bit?"
He grunted in question, but still pressing his hips flush to Katsuki's squirming ass all the same.
When Eiji's hips lurched forward even more, 'Suki swore into a groan, "W-Why're we stopping?"
He couldn't see, how your fingers danced into Eijiro's untouched asshole, repeating the treatment given to the bottom-for-the-night earlier.
"Mmh, I know I said I just wanted to watch, but...then I got an idea!"
Eijiro was caught, stuck between wanting to press his ass onto the fingers teasing so close to his favorite spot and keeping his cock buried in the hot hole it'd been warmed up in. He nearly whined when your fingers left and you climbed back into view of both, your clean hand buried almost out of sight into your own sopping hole.
"I mean, you two always have so much fun plowing into me, I thought- maybe I'd like to give it a try too?"
Their eyes trailed the slick strings carried from yourself to your soaked hand, almost not catching how your soft mound disappeared, something far more prominent taking its place.
"S-so, what do you think? Can I try too?" Your voice wasn't quite as domineering as you'd have liked, too used to your spot between and under them. Still the sight of you using your own arousal to lube up your freshly formed cock had Katsuki clamping down on what was already inside him, giving Eijiro a run for his money to not rut into the tight heat and cum right there.
It was Eijiro's affirmation you were mostly waiting for, as he'd be the one taking you. At least at first.
When you didn't move, he nodded, swallowing thickly between his words, "Y-yeah, babe, god."
With a grin you came around behind, running your hands over his back, "Press 'Suki's legs all the way up, baby? So I can get to you too."
He did as told, caging over Katsuki that much more, hands pressing his knees practically up to his ears, his own ass lifting to give you a pretty view, and a prettier angle to take him in.
You bit your lip in glee as you pressed your slicked cock against the sweetly presented hole, pushing in inch by inch with gentle thrusts until your purposefully over-sized length was buried in to the hilt. You hadn't gone too overboard, but the idea of taking them with something even they couldn't give was just too tempting of a chance.
Eiji was practically drooling when he felt your hips flush to his ass, cock throbbing inside Katsuki who watched his partner's mouth hang open with tongue and drool, and he could only imagine how it must feel.
You moaned soft, rubbing Eijiro's sides as the new sensations took over your sense and you gave a sharp snap back into him, having only pulled back half way- but it was enough. Shoving his hips back into Katsuki as they'd followed your cock back out.
You leaned over his strong back, and Katsuki could just barely catch the filthiest grin he'd ever seen you make as you almost whispered to them.
"I'm going to make you both my bitches tonight."
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whumpqin · 4 years
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The Rules
Whew, this one kind of kicked my butt when I was trying to write it, but here it is! It’s currently 7AM but I’m still posting this. Hope yall are ready for some more pain :3c
Takes place after Welcome Home
Taglist! @imagination1reality0 @faewhump
Content Warnings: Pet whump, starvation and dehydration as a means of control, dehumanization, collars, muzzles, noncon touching, some parts straight up torture used as punishment, creepy / intimate whumpers, usage of knives, brief blink and you’ll miss it emetophobia warning, licking up stuff off of the ground (?), kind of monster whump I guess, and probably some other things that I forgot to tag! Just lemme know if I need to edit.
They had decided to let him rot in their basement for the day. Alone and in the dark.
When Elisha finally woke on the stone floor, muzzled and hands bound behind his back to make him immobile, he wasn’t sure whether to be thankful for the peace and quiet or be afraid of the loneliness that would inevitably set in.  He waited, minutes turning into hours, for them to come down and do whatever they were going to do to him, but they never came.
For once, he had actually felt lucky that he was a Cambion. Darkness had never been a favorite of his, but his inhuman eyes were able to just barely pierce through the unseen veil so that he could at least catch flickers of the prison that they had put him in.
Unfortunately, there was absolutely nothing to look at. Besides the chains that bound him to the wall farthest from the exit, from escape, it was bare stone and wooden pillars that held the house up. Or at least, he assumed they were living in a house. He couldn’t be sure. 
He had tested how long the chains were by pacing - the only thing he could do at the given moment - and found that it wasn’t long at all. At the halfway point of the room it stopped, pulling taut and cutting off his circulation. But Elisha still paced, to feel something other than the metal lying across his skin, the strip of leather they put around his neck. He tried not to think about the collar.
And no matter how hard he tried to think about what was going on to distract himself, he still couldn’t understand why they were doing this to him. He dreaded finding out.
Elisha did, however, try. He figured this was some horrific game that they hadn’t let him in on. But Ari, the one who had drugged him, had called him a pet, talked to him like he was some sort of stupid dog, and he found himself trying to escape the fear that rattled in his skull again.
If they plan on making me their lap dog they’re going to have one hell of a fight on their hands, his instincts hissed in his ear over and over, aggressive at even the slightest provocation. Elisha always shook his head to try and get rid of those thoughts, but this one whispered over and over. He kept having to remind himself that fighting was going to get him killed by these people.
He continued to pace, continued to think. Every once in a while he stretched, extending his hands that were tied behind his back in an effort to soothe the ache that had carefully worked its way into his joints because of the strange position they were in. But no matter how hard he tried to wonder, tried to make sense of everything, he never came any closer to an answer that would satisfy him, would give him a reason why they picked him of all people.
Maybe there wasn’t an answer.
Elisha forced himself to sit, feeling the weakness in his limbs. They hadn’t given him any food or water, or anything comfortable, really. Nothing.
His shoulders slumped as he curled his tail into his own hands. There really was nothing to do but wait.
After what felt like hours, the sound of a creaking door opening alerted him. His head lifted from its lowered position to see small bits of light that peeked through the opening. Footsteps echoed down into the small room, and he soon saw two figures step down. Elisha was finally able to stare at both of the faces of his kidnappers.
Ari regarded him with a playful amusement, definitely looking down on him in a condescending way. Jer, on the other hand, seemed neutral and not nearly as interested in this as his partner seemed. He held a metal pipe that was as long as one of his legs, and Elisha felt a twisted dread in his stomach.
Ari reached up and flicked a light on. Elisha squinted as he was blinded yet again.
“Hello, pet,” they said with a bright smile. As they shifted, he saw that they were holding something behind their back. “Did you have a good nap?”
He wanted to say are you kidding me? On instinct, but his muzzle prevented any such movement.
Ari didn’t seem to notice, nor care, that he couldn’t give them an answer. “I bet you’re wondering what’s really going on, aren’t you?” They accented their words with a quick chuckle, as they reached a hand over to Jer, who placed the pipe in their hands. “Come here and kneel, and I might tell you.”
The dread curling and twisting in Elisha’s stomach dropped suddenly like a rock. He tried to swallow the lump in his throat as he saw Ari tap the ground in front of them. They had made the words sound so innocent, but he could tell that something sinister lied behind those eyes. He could see it in both of them.
His instincts told him both fight and flight. He wanted to get free and attack and tear them to pieces so that he could get away from here. But the bindings around his hands bit down more so than they had been, grimly reminding him of how trapped he was. Elisha took in a shaky breath as he stood up and took careful steps forward.
It felt horrible, to walk to your own demise.
The chain pulled taut, just before the place where Ari had told him to go. He tried to pull, to break it somehow, but it was too strong for him. Elisha looked to them with pleading, tearful eyes as they tapped the ground again.
There was no sympathy to be offered. “Are you not going to listen to me? Tsk, shame. And to think we could have been friends.” Ari looked to Jer with a incredulous expression. “Whatever, guess I’ll have to punish you for this, too. Kneel where you are.”
This was ruined from the start. Ari had no intentions of him even being able to obey. And now he had to just sit here and take whatever “punishment” they were going to deal out?
Everything was screaming for him to run. Elisha’s skin crawled as his instincts chastised him for kneeling, limbs twitching with a horrible panic that he just couldn’t shake. He can’t run. He couldn’t run, especially so with the air of fear that coursed through his veins so intensely that he wasn’t able to do anything but stare at the pipe as it was raised into the air.
When it came down, all he saw was stars.
Pain blossomed across his face as Elisha collapsed to the ground. Immediate regret of not doing anything racked his body much like the pain, and a low whine left his lungs through his nose. He tried to curl inwards, to protect himself somewhat, as another blow struck across his ribs. Even the thin layer of clothing that he somehow still had wasn’t enough to soften the spike of pain that echoed inside, as he felt something crack from the third blow.
Then it stopped. Elisha sat still for a moment, eyes squeezed shut in fear of what might happen, waiting for blows that never came.
It was too easy. He peeked an eye open, looking up to his captors as they both watched him carefully.
“He takes pain pretty well,” Jer commented. Then, with a small smile - which is the only expression Elisha’s seen from him thus far - he looked to Ari. “That’s good, isn’t it?”
“Oh, that’s great for us.” They looked back down to their target, a chilling grin on their face. “Hold still pet, there’s still more to come. Remember when you didn’t stay quiet in the car for me?” Elisha let out a muffled whimper, arms struggling from the need to defend himself as he squirmed on the ground.
Ari quickly raised the pipe and swung, catching him in the shoulder this time. It continued another two blows, hitting him in a different area each time. Elisha let out a low groan behind the muzzle, feeling aches and pains all over his body as they stood to admire their work.
There was the sound of someone whistling, and he looked up to see Ari’s smile. That damned smile.
“Oh, Jeremiah look at that. God, I wish I had a camera right now… these are the kind of moments you don’t want to forget,” they murmured, all too loud for Elisha to hear. They were talking about him like he wasn’t even there.
“Weren’t you the one who said phones were a ploy by the government to arrest ‘honest working people’?” Jer- or Jeremiah - said, raising his fingers in air quotes.
“I want a camera, not a shitty wiretap. There’s a difference.” They huffed a forceful breath, returning their gaze to Elisha, who lay motionless on the ground. He was afraid to move, lest he cause himself to hurt everywhere. He was already getting a headache. “Anyway, go ahead and take off the muzzle. I’ll go get some water.” Elisha perked up at the idea of water, swallowing as they felt the dryness in their own throat, and Ari seemed to notice, too. “Yeah? You want some water? Be a good boy for my friend here, and we’ll see about that, hm?”
Their tone was so condescending it hurt, but it could also be the aches from the impact sites of the pipe. Ari laughed as they went upstairs, high pitched and sweet and entirely not what Elisha would imagine an evil monster to make as a sound. Tears slipped from the corners of his eyes and dripped to the ground as he watched Jeremiah get to his knees and lean down.
Elisha’s breath hitched as his rough fingers found the buckles on his face and began to undo them. Jeremiah thumbed over a point of impact, making him whine in pain and squirm at the discomfort.
“Stay still,” he said, voice low and commanding. Elisha nodded, fearful of what might happen should he not obey.
The muzzle was slowly drawn away off of his face, careful of the short horns that rested on his head, and laid to the side. Elisha watched it for a moment before returning his eyes to Jeremiah as he prodded the injured skin.
“Pl-please…” he begged. Elisha couldn’t reach Ari, they were too much a monster all on their own, but he figured he might as well try with Jeremiah. “Please help me… I just- I just want to go home, please…”
Jeremiah watched him for a moment, an unreadable expression on his face. Then, he ran his thumb over Elisha’s cheek, making him flinch from the pain. “You are home, pet.”
The hopelessness washed over him like a tidal wave, and Elisha couldn’t stop a few pained sobs from escaping him. He was trapped, like a helpless animal, with these people who wanted to do nothing good with him. He was alone.
Elisha heard Ari coming back down the steps, and Jeremiah drew away from him to set the muzzle somewhere else. They caught him before he turned away, handing the pipe over.
“I think I figured out which name we should pick,” he murmured as he took the pipe. Elisha felt another pang of fear rattle around in his chest.
“Oh? Which one?”
“Caleb. I think it fits the best.” The muted passion in Jeremiah’s voice made the ever-growing pit in his stomach grow larger.
Elisha saw Ari put a hand on their chin in thought, a glass of clear liquid in the other. Water. He felt the dryness in his throat worsen at the idea of being so close to drinking something.
“Hm, alright. I did give you the choice.” They suddenly looked at him with such an intensity it made him flinch back. “Then it’s settled! Pet, your new name is Caleb!”
“No, please,” he begged, before he could really stop himself. “Please, my, my name isn’t Caleb, it’s- ack!”
He was interrupted by his own cry of pain as Ari stamped over to him and grabbed a fistful of his hair. The smile they wore held a sadistic tinge to it, and it was entirely too close to be well meaning.
“You really are stupid, aren’t you? You don’t get a choice in this.” They let go of his hair and let him fall back to the ground. Ari loomed over them, triumphant, as Elisha kept quiet, mostly out of fear. “We can do whatever the hell we want with you. Because we own you, got it?”
Fearful of what would happen if he did anything else, Elisha nodded against his own best judgement.
“Good, now you’re getting it. But not quick enough. Guess I’ll have to take your sip for you, hm?” Ari dramatically lifted the glass, taking a large gulp of water, sighing in relief. “Alright, now get up on your knees, Caleb. Maybe you can earn this water another way, hm?”
Elisha hated that name. He hated that Ari was essentially bribing him with the thought of water to get him to do whatever they wanted. He hated most of all that it worked.
With several whimpers and whines, he struggled to pick himself up off of the ground and sit on his knees again. Ari set the glass of water far out of reach, where he could still see it.
“You’ll learn to like it here, but there are rules you have to follow,” Jeremiah said. For a brief moment he wondered if he had gone through something similar with Ari, but he couldn’t be sure. The sinister glint in his eye told Elisha otherwise.
“Since this is your first time, we decided to maybe play a fun little game with you.” Ari drew something from their pocket, clicked something on it and a knife flipped out of it. “You say your rules right, and you’ll just get a little cut to remember it by. If not, Jeremiah here hits you with that pipe again.”
Elisha knew he wasn’t going to like this game. But, he didn’t want to get hit by that pipe again for going against what they wanted. He swallowed as he watched their expressions, horrifically neutral, and nodded.
“Oh-okay. I can, um… I can do that,” he murmured.
The two exchanged a look, a thousand words in the slightest twitch of expression that Elisha couldn’t read them all. The thought of not being able to know was disconcerting, especially when he wasn’t sure if it meant pain or not.
Jeremiah sat back on his heels as he looked down to Elisha. “Alright them. One. Your Masters should always be addressed as Master. Repeat it.”
Confident that he got the gist of it, he nodded. “Always, um, call you… M-Ma-” a tear slipped down his cheek as he tried to get the word out, and Jeremiah raised the pipe, “Ma-Master! Please, I said it, please don’t!”
“Wrong. You need to say it exactly, no ‘ums’ or stuttering.” Mercilessly he swung the pipe again, catching Elisha on the opposite arm. He cried out, following up with sobs of pain as he felt the ache settle under his skin. “Say it again.”
“Please… I, I don’t know, I can’t remember what you said…” He felt his chest clench as the pipe was raised again, fear coursing through his veins with every heartbeat that thudded in his ears. “Wait, I’m sorry! I’m sorry I can say it, ju-just say it again and I can repeat it, please, please don’t!”
The metal caught him across the side of the face this time, dazing him long enough that he nearly toppled to the ground. Elisha gritted his teeth in a groan as he curled inwards on an instinct to protect his body. Then he remembered Ari’s command, how they wanted him to stay on his knees. After a brief, merciful moment to collect himself, he lifted his face back up to Jeremiah.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Ari lean against the side of the wall, that evil glimmer in their eyes again. With a sickening twist of his stomach, which he couldn’t tell was from hunger or fear, he realized that they were enjoying this.
Only a real devil could enjoy something like this, he wryly thought.
“Say it. Your Masters should always be addressed as Master.” Jeremiah’s expression was cold. Calculative. He was watching for a mistake to happen so that he could punish without mercy.
“My…” Elisha paused as he nearly said it again, fearful of the pipe that he held so delicately in his hands. “Masters, should… always be, ah-addressed as Master!” His voice raised as Jeremiah’s gaze narrowed, his nervous nature getting the best of him as he sped through the rest of the words.
“Not good enough. It has to be perfect.” This time it landed on the other side of his ribs, and though it glanced off of him he still felt the brief pain. Elisha cried out mostly in fear, keeling over as other aches surged in the wake of the blow. “Your Masters should always be addressed as Master.”
He took a few deep breaths, trying to remember breathing exercises he saw on the internet once. “My… Masters…” In. “should always be…” Out. “addressed as Master.”
“Good boy.” Jeremiah smiled at him. It didn’t reach his eyes. He glanced over to Ari, who moved behind Elisha.
“Very good boy,” Ari muttered, feeling his arms. “This should be a good spot.”
Something stung against his skin, and Elisha gasped and hissed in pain as a knife dug into his forearm. He forgot this part was happening, forgot that Ari mentioned being cut as a reward. Elisha squeezed his eyes shut as he felt Ari pull away.
“Two. Never question your Masters.”
At least this was easy enough. “Never… question my Masters…” Elisha’s head turned to catch a brief sight of Ari’s pale skin drawing close again.
He knew he must’ve done something good, because he felt the bite of the knife dig into his forearm again. It drew away just as quick, and he felt Ari pat him on the head.
“Your teeth look pretty when you’re in pain. I bet you didn’t know that, did you?” Ari laughed, close enough that Elisha could feel their breath hit the back of his neck, and he couldn’t help the shudder that crawled up his spine.
“Three. Do what you are told, regardless of the consequences.” He felt Ari draw away again, just slightly.
“Do… wh-what I’m told, regardless… of the… consequences.” Elisha swallowed thickly, closing their eyes. This time, he knew he messed up, especially when Jeremiah sighed in disappointment.
He heard him shift and move, and he peeked an eye open just as the metal swung and hit him in the stomach. Elisha wheezed as the air was knocked out of him, falling down to the ground as he gasped for air. He struggled to breathe through his breaking sobs of pain, resting his head on the ground for just a moment.
Getting back up was crucial in this moment, but his head hurt and moving about was like setting himself on fire and he felt like he was going to throw up from the nausea. Elisha needed to get up, he knew that, but everything hurt in ways that he never had before that he just curled up where he lay. The pipe prodded him, mocking him, and he gasped as his ribs shifted in ways they definitely weren’t supposed to.
“Get up, Caleb. Or I’m going to hit you again.” The pipe dragged across the floor, making an awful dragging sound that made Elisha cringe.
There was a pitiful whimper that sneaked out as a replacement for words that would ask for more time to recover from the hits. He just felt so weak, and trying to lift himself back up was a feat on its own. The next blow from the pipe went unprotected, and he cried out and sobbed as something else shifted in the wrong direction.
“Mm… this is already getting boring,” Ari muttered, prodding Elisha’s tail with a foot before it swept away and curled around his form. “Why don’t we trade, and cut him up until he gets it right?”
“You’re the one who suggested the pipe, Aridai. Just shut up for a minute.” Again he was prodded with the pipe, eliciting a whimper of pain from the gasping body. “Get up, Caleb.”
Without really thinking, Elisha shook his head. An admittance of defeat, to somehow say that he couldn’t do what they wanted.
He wasn’t cut out for this. He never was.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Fingers painfully tangled into his hair again, lifting him up to his knees. Aridai’s hands swept over his horns, but without any real curls to them there was no grasping them. Not yet. “Y’know, if we let these grow out, they’d make good handles or something.”
“Besides the point. Caleb,” Jeremiah appeared in his vision, waving a small hand to make sure that he was coherent. Elisha made a small whimper in return. “Good. Three. Do what you are told, regardless of the consequences. Repeat it.”
“Do… what I’m told… regardless… of the consequences…” the words were breathed out, as Elisha continued to try and get his breathing under control. He closed his eyes as another wave of dizziness fell over him, but with Ari-Aridai still holding him there was nowhere for him to go.
“Yaay, good boy!” They seemed genuinely excited as they grabbed onto his shoulder. Something small and metal was drug across the floor, and Elisha felt the painful impact of the knife slide across their skin.
“Four. Always ask for permission.”
“Always…” His mouth clamped shut as he nearly added an ‘um’ after, stopping his own blunder. He took in another deep breath to try and calm himself, even though it wasn’t helping as much now. “Ask… for permission.”
Another slice in his skin told him that he was being good. The feelings of both being relieved and horrified coiled around him as the knife drew away and he gasped for air. It felt awful that he would rather be cut than hit with a pipe, when he shouldn’t have to choose between either of them.
“Five. Always remember to thank your Masters.” Jeremiah shifted his weight, drawing the pipe across the ground. Elisha flinched into Aridai’s grip, which somehow felt cold and callous.
“Always… remember to… to thank your Masters,” he repeated after just a few short moments.
“Mm… nope, not quiet,” muttered Aridai. They let go of Elisha, who wavered and fell to the ground again.
Another hit from the pipe against his ribs, and he let out a low keen as the other aches fired up again. He just wanted to be left alone, he was much too weak for this. Even the water seemed like such a pointless goal, with all the pain that he had to endure just to get it.
You need it, his instincts whispered, clearly not understanding the situation.
“Get up, Caleb,” Jeremiah ordered above him.
He shook his head, not of defiance but of defeat once again. Elisha didn’t want to do this anymore. Just leave me alone…
“Aww… does the poor little one want to give up?” Aridai said in a mocking tone, as if he were talking to a stupid animal. It was humiliating, but he nodded his head, feeling his cheeks grow hotter than they had been. “Alright, I get it… but you have to finish your rules before we can leave.” Hands petted through his hair, and he couldn’t even fight them off. “Just be a good boy for us and it can all end that much sooner, okay? I’ll even hold you up.”
Don’t do it. They’re just trying to manipulate you. He had seen this tactic before, on TV shows he used to watch. Give in a little bit, and then they get you to do all sorts of things. Elisha closed his eyes as a lump found its way to his throat. Then he nodded.
“Good.” He was lifted up by his shoulders, and Elisha hissed as the stinging pain traveled to everywhere else that was hurting (which was just about everywhere, now.) “Go on, Jer.”
“Five. Always remember to thank your Masters.”
He swallowed. “Always… remember to… thank my Masters.” The slice of skin, signaling that he got it right.
“Six. Do not speak unless spoken to.”
“Do not speak… unless spoken to.”
“Good boy, Caleb,” Aridai muttered, digging into him once again.
This hurt. All of this hurt, from hearing these rules to saying them to the punishments and “rewards” that he was getting to the horrific praises that Ari was whispering from behind them as they carved into their arm. Elisha would cry, but he didn’t think that he had any water left in his body to do it.
To grant him just a sliver of mercy, however, he was lucky enough to be able to repeat the rest of the words.
“Never… leave the house… unless given explicit permission.”
“Pets don’t sit on the furniture.” 
“Good boy,” Jeremiah praises this time. For once Elisha is thankful to actually hear his voice, but it’s only because Aridai didn’t get to say anything.
The last cut held more relief than pain. Elisha hardly felt it, in fact, before they were suddenly pulling away from him and reappearing in his vision. Aridai held a bright smile on their face as they reached down and picked up the water. Finally. He actually perked up at the sight of it, waiting for him to approach and give him something to drink.
Aridai laughed in his face. “Oh, did you think that you were going to get this? Weren’t you the one who wanted to give up? No, I don’t think so.” They reached out to the side-
And tipped the water over so that it spilled into the floor beside Elisha.
“We’ll be back tomorrow. Maybe you’ll have shaped up by then, hm?”
They turned away, reaching for Jeremiah and wrapping an arm around him like a couple of buddies would. Like they hadn’t just relentlessly tortured someone. Elisha felt bile rise in his throat as he watched the two of them walk away like they had just watched a movie.
“So, how did you like that?” Aridai asked, shaking him a little bit to expunge some of the boundless energy that they seemed to have.
“That was… amazing. I can’t wait to do it again,” Jeremiah repeated, and he caught the slightest smile on their face as they retreated upstairs.
Elisha slumped forward, nearly choking himself from the chain as the collar tugged his throat. He scooted backwards, aching and tired and still so thirsty. It all had been for nothing. His gaze traveled to the water, slowly running down the ever so slight decline that it could find. Humiliation crept in, even alone as he stared at it.
He leaned down and lapped the water off of the floor.
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thefinalkey16 · 4 years
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KH3 Re:Mind spoilers/Reactions
So Xemnas gave the order?? To find the box?? But why??
So did Xigbar actually lose the box? YOU HAD ONE JOB
Oh we’re starting HERE HUH
I forgot how pretty the graphics are
Why is Riku so pretty???
Nomura really went “this DLC is about SOKAI and I’m gonna make sure you KNOW IT.”
Nomura really cares about his ship and I appreciate it so much
LETS GO SAVE OUR GIRL!
Heck yeah REMIND TIME
I love the music in this game so much
YES WE GET MORE MOM
Why does MOM adopt smol children lol
It bothers me that MOM has no actual face behind the hood. It’s like Ansem’s original form
So Xehanort is where Xemnas’s confusion of the heart comes from lol
OH THIS IS PREMASTER XEHANORT
I’m sorry, Xehanort is more powerful than darkness?
I’m sorry MOM is too scared to take off the coat???
MOM is a psychology teacher who gets exasperated by his dumb students
OH THATS JUST RUDE NOMURA
LEMME KNOW HIS NAME
A lost..Master?
Well we know where Xehanort got the hands behind the back walk from
OOO A NEW THEME
OH I LOVE IT
I’m 100% sure that MOM told him his name was “Noneya,” and it took a few decades before he realized what he actually said
DID THEY TELEPORT TO LOOK COOL ON THE ROCKS
I’m sorry they have holograms??
Did they actually call him Riku Replica lol
Wait they were actually nobodies
XEMNAS AND XEHANORT WERE REPLICAS?
“Why we have assembled here,” because Xemnas and Sora destroyed your sick castle
Poor Terra got possessed TWICE?
Demyx! You get Demyx!
I’m sorry 20??
No. I
Oh so they don’t actually remember Xion
Does.. does Xigbar remember Xion?
Wow they got Vexen just to get his daughter in their gang. How rude
Xehanort fell asleep while they chatted I’m cackling
Crazy old man
Now when do I get to save Kairi? :3c
YAY ITS TIME
YAY ITS CHIRITHY TIME
ITS MY SMOL KITTY
“Back so soon?”=you died again?? You’re lame
Chirithy is a mood
Sora you watched your GF get shattered
Oh so that’s why Sora dies
IS SORA SAILOR PLUTO
Oh my god he’s Sailor Pluto
Lose powers? He’s done that so many times 😂
Getting banned from one world? He had a phone and friends with gummi ships lol
ARE WE GONNA SEE EVERONES HEART STATION??
NOOO VEN That still hurts to watch
AWW SORA TRIED TO CATCH HIM
Wow he’s a ghosty ghost
Oh I love Ven’s heart station so much
Wow Vanitas really said that Ven is Baby
YAS GIMME VANITAS
Also wow Vanitas is protecting Ven’s heart and I love that
OH NO NOT THIS GUY
I beat him by using Meow Wow. meow wow is best boy
Oh no oh no it’s this pet
Gotta love Big Bro Lea
I forgot they call him Axel
ITS THE HUG
It’s Donald’s Safrifice ;-;
Donald Really channeled his inner Molly Weasley and said “Not my son you WITCH.”
WASTED
Also aw Sora got to see what Donald did for the first time
AQUA’S STATION IS SO PRETTY
Poor Aqua ;-; this is the moment where everyone hates her for
Also aww she trusts Kairi to protect them
We love Big Sis Aqua
YES WE GET ANTI AQUA FIGHT AGAIN
NAMINEEEEE
I’m literally screaming and I scared my grandma
Oh my god She lost Kairi and she immediately went to Sora cause she knew she’d be safe there ;-;
Namine’s Really here bringing everyone together
Agsisgsjdg I forgot Terra can do the keyblade whip thing lol
AND the cannon
Wow they’re really fighting in the sky
Anyone else getting Star Wars vibes
AWW HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY
I still hate Terra’s pants
Imagine your heart crushing your body. Like really
NO LINGERING WILL
HECK YEAH SORA YOU KICK THEIR BUTT
Wow Sora you’re so cocky
LINGERING WILL NO
OH MY GOD
I forgot that Marluxia is an Ouran Host Club character
Wait, that Mickey finisher was new, wasn’t it?
Okay but I still have no idea what Xemnas did to Luxord
Cards: *Appear*
Sora: PTSD from watching his friends get destroyed from the cards in the manga
Mickey: *is captured*
Sora: PTSD intensifies
I’m really happy that we get to replay all of the Organization battles, they’re so much fun!
I’m so soft for Replinami ;-;
He loves her so much, and all he wants is for her to be safe and happy ;-;
Ven: we aren’t the same. You’re Edgy. I’m Baby
Aqua when Sora appears: TWO Baby’s :0
“If I’m a traitor, then Kairi’s the trump card.” LEA DRINKS RESPECT KAIRI JUICE
Aww Kairi’s so confused. She doesn’t see how she could be a trump card ;-;
HE STRAIGHT UP FLEXED
AWW XION REMEMBERS
Ohhh Isa’s jealous.
YES THW CHAKRAMS
LETS GO
Jealousy mode has been activated in Isa
WHAT WAS THAT RUN
OH MY GOD THAT SCREAM
YES KAIRI GO
PROTEXT YOUR BRO
“Yup” Kairi really just wants this over with so she can go home 😂
The way Kairi’s face lights up at seeing Sora gives me life.
Wow Xemnas was really hurt by Axel’s betrayal. Frankly? I’m shocked.
XION’S HAND IS SMOKING
HER HAND IS BURNING BECAUSE SHES GRABBING THE BLADE
Xemnas does NOT drink Respect Xion juice
ROXAS KEPT XION’S MEMORIES SAFE INSIDE HIM
AND SHE HAS HER FACE BECAUSE HE GAVE THEM BACK TO HER
Lea cares about the small girls he adopted as his little sisters
AWW THE THREE OF THEIR HEARTS ARE CONNECTED
NO XION ISNT ON HIS HEART ANYMORE
YES KAIRI’S HERE TO KICK BUTT
Wow Nomura really got tired of people dissing Kairi so he amped her up with cool stuff
“Oh? Tired of Kairi not doing anything?” Heres her literally overpowering Xemnas and him having to restrain her with a stop spell and magic to stop her
KAIRI IS THE SCARLET WITCH AND XEMNAS IS THANOS
Oh and in case you think she’s weak? Here’s the same thing for Sora too.
God I love Nomura
Oh my god she’s in so much pain because of the darkness
OH MY GOD SHES IN SO MUCH PAIN BECAUSE OF THE DARKENSS
SORA LITERALLY FAINTED AFTER 2 SECONDS BUT KAIRI’S HOLDING ON OH MY GOD THE STRENGTH
OOOOOOOO ROXAS TIME
The MUSIC
THEIR ATTACK IS CALLED “THINKING OF YOU” BECAUSE THEY REMEMBERED XION I CANT
I can not believe i was forced to relive watching Kairi die
SHE WAS CRYSTALLIZED?? SHES NOT DEAD??
I love Donald and Goofy so much ;-;
They aren’t gonna leave their son alone
Also wow Xehanort was just staring there forever
I FORGOT WE GET TO EXPLORE SCALA :D
KAIRI?!?!
Getting KH1 vibes with this
“The heartless that is radiating light” how is that possible??
Okay but this is such a good parallel to the first game, with him saving Kairi ;-;
Except for the fact that HEARTLESS SORA DIDNT GET BEAT UP
Okay so her heart is a thassala shell. Will we have to collect the pieces to make her wayfinder?
Oh my god I see the thing at the top of the screen. We totally are making her wayfinder ;-;
THAT MEANS SHE LITERALLY GAVE HIM HER HEART SO HE COULS RETURN IT TO HER OH MY GOOOOD
Okay so I love the puzzles they have here
XEHANORT?!
I’m sorry you hid her heart? What are you, five?
What do you MEAN almost out of time?!
OH NO KINGDOM HEARTS
Oh no not these guys again
So many keyholes
IM SORRY IS THIS WIZARD OF OZ
Oh my god Lea is so overwhelmed lol
SGAKSSGE ROXAS CAUGHT XION
Okay so for the team ups, I love how all of them were mix and matched from the trio’s
I loved Terra and Riku, the Master and apprentice
I loved Ven, Roxas, and I can’t remember who else was in it. “Thanks Roxas.” “Youre welcome. You’re not too bad yourself.” THAT WAS ADORABLE
Xion, Aqua and Mickey being mages and protecting everyone
Aqua and Lea, him trying to talk and Aqua telling him to shut up and focus
MICKEY’S STRUGGLE TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS BROKE MY HEART
We now present: Kingdom Hearts 3: connect he dots
Connect. Connect the dots. Get it?
KAIRI’S HEART MADE A FLOWER
THE KH2 THING
“SORA :D”
THEIR HUG
HE JUST HOLDS HER CLOSE
TIME FOR PLAYABLE KAIRI BABBYYYYYYY
“I can do this.” YES YOU CAN
I’m sorry you think I want to play as Sora? After waiting my whole life to play Kairi? HA
KAIRI IS THE MOST POWERFUL
Seven wishes saved me in that fight
ONE HEART
THEY HAVE ANGEL WINGS
OKAY YALL HAD YOUR SORIKU ATTACK NOW WE GOT SOKAI :D
Now we just need Rikai and Sorikai and it’ll be complete ^^
AGSKSGSKDGSJS CHIRITHY
“I was trying to give you some privacy” awwww
CHIRITHY IS CRYING
THEYRE GOING ON DATES
Chirithy has my soul and I love it
Every scene with Chirithy adds 7 years to my life
Afsjsgsajg Sora DONT PUSH THE CAT
NAMINE
THEY WERE THERE TO FREE HER HEART
Aaand he’s gone and I’m crying again
LIMITCUT EPISODE TIME BABBYYYY
GAJSGSJDG RIKU AND TERRA ARE TOGETHER
Oh my god Riku and Terra being bro’s are my favorite thing
Wait what are they gonna do
ARE THEY SEALING THE WORLD
OH MY GOD THE ARMOR
HOW DARE THEY NOT SHOW US THE FRONT PARTS
OH they’re going to search for Sora!
IS RIKU IN CHARGE OF THE LAND OF DEPARTURE
ONE YEAR???
Agajsgsjdg MERLINS HOUSE
CLOUD
PRETTY BOY
YUFFFIIEEE
AERIITH
CID
OH MY GOD THE GANGS ALL TOGETHER
THEY WENT TO THE REALM OF DARKNESS WHAT
“The Twilight Town gang” ITS OFFICIAL
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED TO KAIRI
WHY DOES HE LOOK SAD
NO WHATS GOING ON WITH KAIRI
They’re searching her heart?
SHES BEEN ASLEEP FOR A YEAR?!
Riku’s been all ALONE
DATA SORA??
Battalion oh my god lol
I’m mad about Kairi being asleep for a year though
AGSJSGS WE GET TO EXPLORE
Wow. A video game inside of a video game
I spent the rest of the day failing the Data battles and making funny Data Greeting pictures. Hopefully I’ll be better st the battles tomorrow!
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saltwife · 5 years
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SDF Macross Ep. 8: The Longest Birthday
Any scene with Minmay feels like the longest anything so
We open with Breetai and Exedore contemplating the humans’ progress toward their planet, wondering if they have let them get too close. But nah, it’s just going to be eveb more awesome when they defeat them within sight of their home, so it’s all good. The only thing Breetai is worried about is... Kamujin!? Like dude YOU hired him. And he was being good last episode. I mean, he isn’t going to be now but that’s beside the point :v.
Yeah he is totally planning to pretend to do a training flight and instead attack the Battle fortress. This will become a pattern, lol.
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Yeah he will. Also, seeing the Zentraedi use slang like this amuses me a great deal :3c
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Yeah, stick it to him baby! :3
So Rick is getting a medal and promoted, I can only imagine because they are running out of guys. Roy puts him in charge of Hayao something and Maximillian Jenius (subtle foreshadowing, so subtle). Rick has to get to Minmay’s party and ends up dragging them along, although Hayao would apparently prefer to go to a strip club... Lisa realizes standards aren’t what they used to be when she hears about Rick’s promotion.
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I mean, she’s not wrong
Anyway Minmay is salty that Rick didn’t bring her a present. She starts flirting with Max, who, to be fair, is cuter and less of a dolt. Hilariously the mayor is at this party and WILL NOT stop calling Rick ‘Lil’ Hikaru.’ xD
On the bridge Lisa realizes her radar is being jammed just as Khyron sends his first guys to draw out the defenders.
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Such drama. I stan. :3
So the guys get called into action and Minmay is a brat about them having to leave, predictably.
Kamujin’s ‘decoy’ force draws off the main valkyries, and then his main force attacks. Macross is getting its butt kicked although Max is doing great. Almost like he’s... some kind of... geinus... Hayao sucks at everything but being loud. There is a pretty sweet standoff between Kamujin and Lil’ Hikaru where they each cut the hands off each other’s mechs.
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Breetai is watching and complaining about ‘typical Kamujin.’ Again, YOU HIRED HIM. He decides that even though Kamujin is WINNING, he can’t let him just do whatever he wants (this will again be a pattern...) and orders them recalled, threatening to send Kamujin ‘back to where they came from’ if he does not retreat. I remember that in the English version this was not an order/threat but like a remote override that recalled Khyron’s ships against his his will. EIther way Kamujin is pissed.
After the battle Rick goes over to Minmay’s. He still doesn’t have a present so he gives her his medal. She can’t tell one shiny object from another so she loves it. Mission accomplished I guess. He is so happy he runs all the way home. Oh and apparently it’s now been 8 months since the Macross left, which I geuss does make Rick’s promotion slightly more believable. I guess.
Next episode is MISS MACROSS!
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daichan795 · 5 years
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Okay - 1. We literally share the same birthday lmao And 2. I am literally so excited for the chapter!! Ive been waiting for a while and im so excited its finally here.
AHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! How crazy we have the same birthday haha!! I'm glad you're excited for the story. I have some great plans for it >:3c
The first chapter is kicking my butt, but once all the introductions are over, it's all over for you bitches.
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ua-monoma · 5 years
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.02.15.
ua-monoma
@ua-mirio​ YOU.
I have a bone to pick with youuu~.
ua-mirio
Oho? Can it be?
Final boss fight?
Though you're more Gowser Jr. than big bad Gowser.
ua-monoma
Excuse you.
FIRST OF ALL, I could absolutely be the big bad if I wanted to. If I put my mind to it. 🔥😈🔥 I would be feared by all...
SECOND OF ALL, I don't want to fight!!!! I want to talk!
About what you said! And how rude it was!!
ua-mirio
Pffft kid, I can kick your ass.
Rude?! I wasn't rude!
I was just making life more like a fairy tale for my little princess. 😇
ua-monoma
I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY MUCH MORE SUITABLE TO BE THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE STORY.
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeean.
ua-mirio
Well....you ARE mean. To others, I mean
So we are technically even! 😃
ua-monoma
... Tch.
Well, at any rate... I think I was successful in swaying Eri-chan's impression on me. But I ask you don't do that again.
ua-mirio
Nuh-uh. No promises here bud!
ua-monoma
Wh-
Why not!!? My reputation is at stake here!!
ua-mirio
Then I ask you to not be an ass to class 1A. Fair deal?
ua-monoma
THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!!!
ua-mirio
 😜 no deal!
ua-monoma
But that's not fair! And that has nothing to do with this! A fair deal would be like, ahh... Me promising to always bring Eri-chan candy or... something like that! Something that had to do with the topic at hand!
ua-mirio
That would be bribing, young sir!
ua-monoma
Your point being...
ua-mirio
Being that I'm incorruptible!
ua-monoma
A likely story... Everything has something in the world that sways them...
ua-mirio
Really? Whats your something?
ua-monoma
... Like I'd tell you. You're the enemy here!
ua-mirio
I'm the enemy?! You're the evil. The scourge of UA.
ua-monoma
Now you're taking it a little far... What have I even done to earn such a title!?
ua-mirio
Oh you know.
ua-monoma
Obviously I don't since I asked!?
ua-mirio
Oh you know.
ua-monoma
Stop saying that.
ua-mirio
Or what?
😛
ua-monoma
😒
ua-mirio
Pfffftttt hahahahahahaha
You're too easy to poke at.
Don't take it personal, man! Eri gotta learn that some things that you do aren't what students at UA normally are
If she sees you as the evil of UA she will know that what she sees you doing she shouldn't do.
Kids are impressionable.
ua-monoma
"Don't take it personal"... Well, if you're going to throw around phrases like that, then you're obviously not going to understand why I'm taking it so personally.
So this conversation is pointless.
ua-mirio
I could understand if you told me why you do take it personal.
But fair warning, you attempted to bribe me!
In a way, it justifies my play pretend name for you.
ua-monoma
Oh c'mon, that was merely a jest~ Of course I wouldn't actually bribe a child...
You think so little of me.. 😔
ua-mirio
No no! You tried bribing me!
ua-monoma
Details..
ua-mirio
If you told me you'd bring Eri candy or toys whenever you saw her I'd be tempted to say yes everyone knows.
Pfft. I don't think little of you.
Here let me break it down what I think about you:
ua-monoma
Hah, oh no..
ua-mirio
First impressions: managed to sneak a touch on me but panicked so hard about phasing into the ground it made my right hook almost too easy.
Middle impressions: Why the grudge against 1A? You pick at them like a dinner plate full of greens.
Last impressions: You don't even keep it casual the grudge spreads! Even to the festival! I had to tell a questioning Eri something.
ua-monoma
I'M SURE YOU PANICKED THE FIRST TIME YOU NEARLY PLUMMETED THROUGH THE GROUND, TOO.
ua-mirio
Yes but frankly I was 5.
ua-monoma
DETAILS...
ua-mirio
But lesson learned ain't it?!
Dont cop a feel of what you don't know!
ua-monoma
Interesting phrasing,,
ua-mirio
I'm known for my language skills.
ua-monoma
😒 Right...
ua-mirio
😜
February 16, 2019
ua-monoma
Not cute. 😒🗡️
ua-mirio
So, wanna tell me why does it bother you?
ua-monoma
Like I said, it's a matter of reputation.
For a moment there, even if it was for a moment, she was scared of me! And I hated that.
To be seen as someone who is cruel or twisted or "dark" by a child... when I'm working so hard to become a hero... I want to be able to inspire people! To be their light! When all the cameras and lights are focused on me, I can't have my audience fear me!!!
Especially because... I'd gone all that way to try and help... it just made everything start off bad and it only got worse from there, really...
ua-mirio
She questioned why were you so....mean to Deku. She cares for him deeply. We both do.
Its easier to explain to a child you're just a bad apple in UA than try to explain....whatever the hell you go on about man, I don't know.
If you want a better reputation you gotta build it within UA.
ua-monoma
... Tch.
Fine... So the solution is something you're going to force me to work for, huh...
ua-mirio
I'm not forcing you to do anything!
Its entirely up to you. Either way Eri has met you personally and knows you are not that bad so.
ua-monoma
Yeahyeah~ I know a challenge when I see one~...
You'll see.... :3c  I'll become the best apple all of the orchards of UA has to offer!!
Hehehehehehehh....
ua-mirio
Everytime you are a butt to Deku remember : Darth Maulnoma.
Oooh that was a good one. High fiving myself.
ua-monoma
Is it? Is it a good one? 😒 Hmph!
ua-mirio
Hahahahaha!
Looking forward to see you be a good apple!
ua-monoma
Yeah yeah, don't enjoy it too much! I'm doing all this for Eri-chan, not you!
ua-mirio
Oh please. I know you can't resist my charms.
ua-monoma
I've resisted this long, haven't I? 😛
Though I'd hardly say you're all that charming...
ua-mirio
Oh come on now! Have you seen these muscles?!
ua-monoma
Hmm~ I may have caught a few glimpses, but it's been a while~~
You're welcome to show me again, though~
Might change my opinion~
ua-mirio
Pffft. Only if you're good like you promised! 😜
ua-monoma
Hahaha!!! So what you're offering is a reward, huh?
I suppose I can accept that~
ua-mirio
If it works as incentive, by all means!
Nudity was never a problem for me, as I'm sure you are aware.
ua-monoma
Hahaha~... Yes, I'm aware of that and other proclivities in that realm that don't seem to be a problem for you at all, senpai~
ua-mirio
Hm? Whatchu mean?
ua-monoma
Hmmm~ Well, I'm a good apple now so I'd better not say... Would hate to break my streak of goodness already by bringing up old gossip...  😇
ua-mirio
Old ...
....I'll let it slide...?
ua-monoma
Oh, you know... The whole debacle with Midoriya-kun... Haha! It was the talk of the town for a while there...
ua-mirio
...
ua-monoma
👀 Hm? Hit a nerve, have I?
ua-mirio
Talk of the town in the sense people bashed him or me?
ua-monoma
🤔 Both of you, if I'm remembering right. I couldn't tell you which of you received more criticism... I wasn't exactly taking notes at the time.
Though others were impressed... hehe.
Depended on who you were talking to.
ua-mirio
I can handle the gossip. People talk a lot of crap of what they don't know.
As long as Deku wasn't affected I don't really care, hah.
ua-monoma
They sure do.
Ahh, he was and he wasn't. Not my business to say.
ua-mirio
Hm.
ua-monoma
Hmmm?
ua-mirio
Nothing. Thanks for sharing though!
ua-monoma
Mm, of course~
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jellyrollin-yo · 7 years
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“Trial” is Spelt With One Eye
In which a Pirate has an interesting visitor.
On the south side of Bloodshore, past the rebranded resort of Costa del sol, past the Apkallu grounds, there’s a little pirate shantytown built in a grotto. Some say it was founded by the survivors of the Battle of bloodshore; others say those people are full of crap, and it’s just a little pirate den with good real estate.
Captain Pyr was one of the latter. An elezen with a fake eye, a peg leg and a mechanical arm, he ran a small information ring in the undersea world. His little shop was stocked with an ecclectic gathering of goods, some rare items, real and fake, good imitations and poor. His customers were either briliant or stupid, but he made a pretty penny from his shop, which made him a decent living.
Today, however, he was going to have an interesting customer; the driftwood door swung open with a familiar creek, but the tall man didn’t look up from his chair until he heard a familiar whistle. A tune he hadn’t heard in a year, since the last one had tried.
“’Hoy thar, travl’r, wha’ c’n I do for ye?” The man stood, his pegleg clunking on the floor as he walked up to get a look at the new challenger.
They had gotten closer this time; An actual Miqo’te, but this one was a moonie, not a sun. A grin spread across his face; he loved giving a good thrashing. “Lookin’ fer an’thin’ in particl’r?”
“Actually, I was looking for you, Captain. I believe you have something of mine.” The mooncat’s eyes glimmered, the spark of a challenger. This man really did want a challenge, and he would have one.
“Fer me? Ain’ no one been lookin’ fer this pirate ‘n years.”
“Well now, I knew you were half a pirate, didn’t know you had lost half your mind as well. Too much saltwater?” The miqo’te jabbed, a grin pulling at his lips.
“Aye, I ‘ave. Ye w’re s’pposed to wait fer me t’ ask the first ques’ion, ye know.” Jumping the gun already? Maybe this challenger wasn’t as good as he thought.
“Pyr, It’s 40 ticks past midday and we’re both busy people, let;s get on with it then? I’ll take my run at the Trove.”
The “Trove” was a chest, locked and bound to the wall behind the pirate’s chair, locked until it’s proper owner returned. To get it, whoever would have to pass the elezen’s tests, as only the proper owner could.
“Righ’ th’n, ye’ve already got on’ strike fr’m guessin’ before I ask’d th’ querry--” The keeper laughed and waved his hand dismissively-- “Bu’ I’m game. Second, M’ best mate, wha’ w’re ‘is las’ words?”
“’YER ALL COMIN’ WIT MEAAHG--’, rather morbid really,” The cat didn’t miss a beat. They must’ve trained this one well.
“Mmm... Thir’, a speak’r o’ secre’s once ha’ ‘is tongue stol’n, wha’ did i’ sell fer?”
“Very little. A liar’s tongue is thought to be silver, but is usually tin.”
“F’nish thi’ phrase: Ye ain’t go’ no frien’s on the Sea...”
“But in hell I’ll be in good company.” The elezen smiled, waving the man over.
“Alri’ ye’ve passed the firs’ test. Second,” He reached under his desk and pulled out a cruel looking knife, stabbing it into the table, “Yer famil’ar with th’ knife game?”
“I believe I do,” The miqo’te replied, rolling his sleeve up, “How quick do you want it?” He put his hand down on the table, pulling the knife out by the handle and placing it between his thumb and index finger.
“Oh, eith’r ye’ll lose a fing’r or I’ll tell ye when.”
“Right then.” The miqo’te flipped the knife around his hand before striking between his fingers, muttering a tune beneath his breath. The dark steel flashed between his fingers, quickly making ruts in the wood as he went faster and faster, flicking his eyes between his hand and the other man, until Pyr finally spoke up.
“Ri’ ri’, ye passed. Giv’ m’ back m’ knife.” The blade flipped in the air, and the challenger handed the knife back,handle first.
“And the third test?”
“Mmm. Ano’er question. What do I see ‘n ye?”
“Nothing. For one, you would only see the outside of me, unless you cut me open. For two, you’re blind. Got no eyes.”
“Oh? ‘N wha’ abou’ this one, Mooncat?” the elezen tapped his left eye, the one not covered with an eyepatch.
“That, Pyr, is an old, old artifact we thought was an eye. Shoved it in your face, the left side because I believe you did, and still do, insist it’s your best side. WE figured out later, it’s some sort of powercell, which powers the little bit in your arm, which sees with the installed magitek thing. You don’t see anything, but you can sense it all.”
Now that caught Pyr off guard. That was correct, down to the part about his left side, which was still his best side. The right side of his nose was crooked.
“Moonie knows his history. Last test. Play me a tune.” The elezen gestured to a sting instrument hanging from the wall, looking at the miqo’te expectantly.
The instrument fit casually in the other man’s hands as he tuned it up, slowly picking up his whistling again.
“Dead Love couldn't go no further, Proud of and disgusted by her,
Push shove, a little bruised and battered Oh Lord I ain't comin home with you
 My lifes a bit more colder, Dead wife is what I told her
 Brass knife sinks into my shoulder 
 Oh babe don't know what I'm gonna do”
“’Ve ‘eard enough, ye pass. The Trove ‘s yers.” He pulled the chest off the wall, using a key he kept around his neck. “Gotta ask, though, how’d ye know? All th’ thin’s ‘bout Silver?”
“Pyr, really?” Th miqo’te laughed, “Both you and Cast? I’ve really pulled this off...” the Miqo’te cleared his throat before speaking again, in a slightly deeper, rougher voice. “I came for me things, and yer makin’ me do some swivin’ Tests?”
“Silver, ye son of a seahag, The hell happened to you?” Pyr laughed, slapping his old mate on the arm.
“Went back. Gonna die here in a little while.”
“Yer gonna die? Killin yerself off then?”
“Nah. Got a little thing in ‘ere for tha’.” He pulled a small vial from the chest, popping it open to smell it, “T’morrow I’ll be the seeker ye knew. Fer about a week.”
He picked up the rest of the chest, making his way to the door.
“An if anyone asks, I was never ‘ere.”
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chimerabal · 6 years
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Session 4 - So many geists.
We opened the session with a battle we set up the previous one: The party was traveling through a desecrated town seeking out any cult activity, and found two Really Angry Ghosts. Revenants? The party cleric, Mikela, tried to reason with them, failed, and was attacked- initiating group combat. My character, Uriel, took a quick 10 damage and fell prone dodging what would have been a lethal 16 more, she pretty much just cried the whole battle- got one or two mediocre hits in. The scaab, Ugly, was called from an alley over; a turn in or so he made a Grand Entrance to the battle- koolaid man style through an empty building.
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Mikela and our necro-alchemist Sibyl dealt an impressive amount of damage through radiant attacks and giest-powered-spells. Sibyl dealt the final blow with a spell that I imagined looking like a more fire-y version of the ghostbusters plasma streams ripping the hostile giests in two. Extremely cool.
Post battle Mikela tried reasoning with some non-hostile looking giests that were floating around watching the battle. Impressively- thankfully- three of them came around and spoke with the party. They expressed a desire to pass into the aether, which Mikela gladly offered to help them do. She set up and began a 10 minute ritual to help first of the three ghosts move on- one that required concentration. Sibyl, needing ghosts to power her inventions and all, also decided to speak with the geists in an effort to persuade them help us save the town in the form of boo-juice. The friendliest/most helpful geist declined politely, the third ghost eagerly agreed to avenge his town and stop the probably-cult we are building up to fight against. 
This could have gone nicely, but, our cleric really, Really, objects to the concept of necro-alchemy and using ghosts as spirits as fuel. While Sibyl was speaking with the giests- getting consent and all to turn them into a power source- Mikela was unable to stop her ritual and confront Sibyl... and was getting progressively more and more angry. Just as the cleric had finished her ritual, the necro-alchemist was starting one to capture the ghost. Mikela charged Sibyl and grabbed her super-cool-ghost-storing-but-still-decorative-broach and triggered a mini-combat between the two of them.
Mikela had the broach, Sibyl acid-bombed the both of them, the broach was dropped and kicked towards my characters, Ugly flung the broach back to Sibyl. As Sibyl paused to inspect the item for damage, Mikela quick started trying to set up a ritual and force the avenging giest to move on. This Really pissed off avenging giest, and it threatened to turn hostile- shooting out some fireballs at Mikela. Sibyl also got back into the frey to tell Mikela off and smack her around a bit (which is... all they did to each other this time. a small slap fight). Damage was dealt, yelling and tears happened, and my character- for the most part- was enjoying the show up until about now like
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However, with the two other party members were both crying, and the ghost was spitting fire everywhere, the whole ordeal had stopped being entertaining and Uriel was about ready to step in..... didn’t end up needing to though. Mikela finally, after a few solid throws, broke concentration on the ritual and dissolved into a blubbering teary mess. With Mikela having backed down, Sibyl was able to neutralize the angry spirit and absorb it as power. Both characters were Spent. 
Note: this was a great conflict and I’m counting on the character’s handlers to have all the details and arguments that went down because... I’m short on detail b/c I was building dice towers and this is actually a very interesting fight... and because this is the second time now the two have butt heads over Ghost Stuff :3c we have a Theme growing here folks.
Post fight Sibyl was staring into space (IS...pretty sure she ended the session Still In This State...) and Mikela was sobbing grossly on the ground. Uriel, despite this shit not being her forte at All, had to do something- suddenly becoming Party Leader. She approached Mikela and delivered silent paps, getting her pulled into a sobby bear hug. Mikela cry-ranted about hating the position she is in, having to fight and not being able to help anyone (ghost or not). She didn’t sign up for this shit. After some more (freaked and awkward) back pats Uriel summoned her monster over to take her place in the bear hug (unsure if this worked, I like to think Mikela koala clinged to Ugly just as quickly lmao).
Even after all this, that one friendly ghost stuck around with us. It tipped us off that “They are coming this way”. Uriel, staying true to last session’s decision of ‘not wanting to fuck with Them or That or whatever the fuck (cultists- its cultists)’ starts leading the emotionally broken/physically exhausted party back to town. Note: She’s the only one who realized we left some civilians we were traveling with along the cultists’ path.... but they’ll be Fine, they have an axe, we gave them an axe, they’ll be FINE. Sibyl doesn’t follow the group right away, so Uriel loops back around and offers consoling paps to her as well. When asked if she was okay, she says nothing but starts following the party.... which was good enough. 
Once in town Uriel starts knocking on doors and announcing that “The demon slaying heroes from yesterday need help, we helped you, please help us.” Mikela joins in, affirming loudly that, yes, we slay demons, and that we are with the church and would love some hospitality please. We get a dude to speak to us through a cracked door, Uriel manages to convince him to a point, but starts to flounder (largely due to my own not-great improv skills) and is backed up by Mikela. Sibyl I think is just... standing in the background, wall eyed, with the scaab and ghost... freakin’ this dude out.
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 He agrees to let us in if we ditch the undead we have in our party. Mikela doesn’t want to give up the ghost (lol) and tries to persuade the dude to let our giest friend come in- against Uriel’s sound advice, “enough with these fucking ghosts” (thats a joke I didn’t say that). She has the ghost tell what it knows about cult recruitment; the cult is gaining more members by terrorizing the town with devils and shit and making them question Avacyn’s powers and protection. They then prey on civilians who’s faith has wavered and introduce them to the cult. 
During her persuasion the LOUD EVIL VOICE from the night before starts speaking from an adjacent row of houses- out of sight but still getting Uncomfortably Close. It pretty much word for word confirms what ghost friend said, but in an insufferable boisterous evil way. Both Uriel and Mikela are about to change course and follow the cult- pretty much resigned that there’s no Way they’re getting shelter now- but the man allows everyone, ghost and all, into his home (We snuck Ugly in as well.... and by snuck we mean it forced itself through the door before the kindly dude could shut it completely). And that’s where we ended, in a random strangers’ home with cultists doing some recruitment outside. 
Note to myself: if I don’t get answers out of Sibyl during our stay here I’m gonna d i e.
And like last post- im tired and not proofreading this. good luck.
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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years
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Hi moon, QS anon here. Its been a while since ive been in your ask box, hasnt it? ^^;;; school has been kicking my butt the term is almost over & everything is going good & also I can enjoy ep Ignis the day after my final. \(ovo)/ hopefully ill be sending you HCs and little ficlets at some point >:3c maybe ill even revive the superheroes AU with some new ideas 😸 but we'll see. Hope you have a great day/night ^u^
QUICKSILVEEEEEEEEEEER!
*glomps!*
Hallo, friend, I was thinking about you not long ago! I was watching Flash then my train of thoughts took me back to Scarlet Witch!Ignis, and I was thinking about the scenarios you shared with me and basically fangasming over the story all over again, hfdngjfdng
So good to see you around, buddy, even better to know everything is going good! ヽ(・∀・)ノ
*gasps* You have your final the same day than Lifea, another dear anon! I hope you do great on it, don’t you overstress, okay? You seem to work hard at school, I’m so proud, you keep that up and exams will be “cake, baby”! :3
HSDPFGPODSFJSOPFJSPDFOSJ
SEND ME HCs AND LITTLE FICLETS AS YOU PLEASE, WHETHER SUPERHERO AU OR NOT I KNOW IT’LL BE AWESOME I’M DYING AAAH
That story was and is SO GOOD, I love it so much you don’t understand hgfnjdfg 
I’m super excited! You take your time, fella, Coon’s gonna be around anyway! 
So happy to see you back, QS!!! I don’t often cuddle but LEMME CUDDLE YOU(ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc) 
I hope you are having a phenomenal day/night, buddy!   (ノ´ヮ`)ノ
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dailyserperior · 7 years
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I’ve been super busy offline, irl kicking my butt some; so got some time to sit down and work on a commission thats overdue and draw this up quick. Just super super self indulgent Naga Excalibur and a chibi Camelot. Its no secret mun adores monsters so its surprising i didnt do this sooner :’3c
also no post tomorrow or thursday I’ll be without net ;v;
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captain-ezri-dax · 7 years
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every single odd numbered question >:3c
This took fuckin literally FOREVER on mobile omfg Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? - none, not a big music fanwhat color are your eyes? - brown what is your relationship status? - very very happily in a relationship!!! V happywhat color hair do you have? - also brown lmao, do wanna dye it thowhere do you shop? - for?? What??favorite social media account - this one, its the only one I useany siblings? - a sisterfavorite snapchat filter? - temperature lmaohow many times a week do you shower? - at least once a week, I have depressioooon so it's wildshoe size? - honestly i dunno I've had the same shoes for like 5 yearssandals or sneakers? - sneakersdescribe your dream date - going out anywhere, playing anything, or just simply being on call w/ th gf, I love her a lot & anything we do makes my day (especially Sundays!!! Date days!!!!!)what color socks are you wearing? - guess what I'm notdo you have a job? what do you do? - I don't lmaowhats the worst thing you have ever done? - I accidentally kicked my cat a day or so when she ran under my feet it was the worst3 favorite boy names - Gared, Rodrik, Griffinfavorite actor? - honestly I. Don't follow any celebrities who is your celebrity crush? - same thing lmao do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? - I don't tbh, I have the first game of thrones book & might read through it soondo you have a nickname? what is it? - Shrrom!! I react to it more than my birth name lmao top 10 favorite songs - n/awhat is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) - dry probably idkhow many kids do you want? - nooonewhat type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) - v smallwhat was the last compliment you received? - "Loooove u!!!!! Love your beautiful face, every part of it!!!! Love ur butt!!!!!!!" - my gf a couple hours agohow old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - like 6 lmao opinion on smoking? - depends on what's being smokeddo you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? - I have never stayed in a hotel once in my life do you smile for pictures? - not rly but I stick my tongue out have you ever peed in the woods? - yedo you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? - McDonald's, I'm p sure Wendy's doesn't exist here what do you wear to bed? - shirt, underwear what are your hobbies? - I. Game so much// & I make a lot of ocs? & I have my own fic world too do you play an instrument? - I used to play clarinet when I was like 11tea or coffee? - neither do you want to get married? - one day maybe??are you going to change your last name when you get married? - probably, the further from my birth name the better do you miss anyone right now? - ayedo you believe in ghosts? - sorta??last person you called - a lot of answers are. The same. It's the gf lmaoregular oreos or golden oreos? - what are golden Oreos and where can I get themwhat shirt are you wearing? - it's like. An air show shirt or somethingare you outgoing or shy? - v shydo you like your neighbors? - nahhave you ever been high? - nope, at least not w/ any drugs I've done. I got anaesthetised when I got some teeth removed, I wonder if it's like thatlast thing you ate? - garlic bread summer or winter? - winter!!!!dark, milk, or white chocolate? - milk is the fav but white is good what is your zodiac sign - Capricorn
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