ASHER QUOTES I HAVE ROTTING IN MY NOTES APP BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH🥺
“Oh no.. I’m shifting..I can’t talk to the pizza guy if I’m a wolf”
GUY CAMEO😍: “can i have a signature- oh that’s a really big dog. What breed is it?”
“Give me something better to do with my mouth”
“your body is bangin’ and you are not going to tell me otherwise”
“Alright fuck you that was funny”
“The stuff that makes us different just adds a little flavour”
“I’ll do it. I’m crazy, you know that” (one of my favs)
“It was for emphasis. Like when i end a sentence with a kiss.. for emphasis” (✨for emphasis✨)
“I will lovingly dump it out into a bowl and lovingly put it in the microwave”
“And the hands of that clock are broken. I snapped them off”
“Yeah mhm” (I don’t even remember where this one is from I just thought the way he said it was fucking hilarious)
“It’s ‘cause I’m a badass Ash Ketchum”
“It’s in the dsm 5 and everything”
“Yawning is not unprofessional it just depends on what your profession is”
“You can’t say you’re touch starved when I’m literally touching you”
There are so many more ♥️♥️
(Please please please feel free to add to these! It would be really cool to have a collective redacted quotes list!!)
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a/n: the abs- I have a feeling @bbgnyx would like this 👀👀
Things Felix Would Say During Sex
1. “good girl, keep that open for me.”
2. “ahh, good girls get to cum darling.”
3. “stop whining, keep still, there we go.”
4. “oh my angel, open ur mouth for me? good girl.”
5. “ur fucking perfect for me, aren't u love?”
6. “aww, sweet thing don't cry.”
7. “my angel, yes just like that.”
8. “t-think u can go faster? yeah? c'mon.”
9. “atta girl, yes.”
10. “gon' fuck my cum back into u. yeah you'd like that? to be filled with my babies?”
11. “so small and pretty for me.”
12. “just lay there and take it like a good girl.”
13. “ur so perfect, like a porcelain doll all ready for me to fuck.”
14. “aww, baby, too much ur crying now? poor thing.”
15. “u-ur so wet.”
16. “'m gonna cum doll, where'd u wan' it?”
17. “inside? y-yeah, I'll, shit- cum inside, yeah.”
18. “oh fuck doll, I'm so close, pls cum with me.”
19. “I can't hold it anymore, bear with me please!”
20. “fuck so wet and tight, ur made for me to fuck u.”
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