#i mean it's literally teeth

[blue-sunshine]

YALL!!! GUESS WHAT'S AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER?! 🦷

Is It Bad if My Gums Bleed When I Floss? is ready! I can't believe it's been less than a year since I first mentioned this collection, and I'm so happy with how far it's come. Like, wow. That's insane.

This is available for e-book ($10) and paperback ($20), and if you're interested in themes of self acceptance, recovering from SA and abuse, and queer identity, you may enjoy this collection! Please do consider reading or reblogging - I would love you forever and ever.

If my eternal love doesn't convince you for some reason, perhaps this review from Aimee Nicole might help:

" This collection is artfully written...It felt like I was the tooth fairy myself. Continuing to show up at night and collect treasures left by the narrator. There is something very eerie and relatable about the narrator who once filled her mouth with toys and candy, progressing into adulthood and then filling that same mouth with grout and pebbles and spite." - Aimee Nicole, author of Panoramic, Daily Worship, and Ghost Dance

Thank you everyone! <3

#blue sunshine #blue sunshine poetry #poetry collection #poetry #curious corvid publishing #first book #teeth #seo moonjo #yes i'm still going to tag him #i mean it's literally teeth #preorder #ebook

[izzyhandsy]

BLACKBONNET SEX SCENE SET TO IZZY SINGING LA VIE EN ROSE IS FUCKING INSANE DJENKS IM IN YOUR WALLS

#LITERALLY SCREAMED AND PAUSED THE SHOW #barking howling gnashing my teeth gnawing the floorboards #steddyhands #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edizzy #stizzy #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd 2 #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd 2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #like this is something a fan would edit together from two completely separate scenes #i always forget that Jenkins IS a fan #truly the maddest among us

[royaltea000]

Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away

#I may only be thinking about a select few but these are all the ones that I remember #bear with me it’s been a while since I’ve finished tma #I’m thinking about Jonathan Fanshawe going I hate you never speak to me again I’m filing a restraining order #all the best and your loyal loving servant I miss you already bbg Jonathan 😔 #Peter there is a long line of bodies before you #I mean that literally #boi really sucked the life outta em #and watched #thought about this real hard while brushing my teeth #tma podcast #tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[icewindandboringhorror]

#cats #outing myself once again as someone whos not attune whatsoever to human culture but - in all honesty I do not know #what 'psspsspss' means despite loving cats my entire life hghj.. I've just seen people online describe that as how you call a cat #but I have never in my life witnessed someone call a cat by making that noise or made that noise myself. I can't even think of an example o #it so I genuinely don't even know what that's supposed to be but. Included because I've seen it so much it must be something to someone #even when I was a kid I pretty much always just meowed to cats and tried to sound exactly like them or whatever meow I associated with them #obviously not literally saying “ME OW” but doing an actual cat meow. often times a kind of 'prrrow' sort of noise where you trill your tong #ue then lead into a softer vocal tone .. maybe like 'mrrrrauh' or something? Or sometimes just a trilling chirp immitating the #cat's ''mrrrrp'' they do sometimes. I used to mimic small kittens to get the attention of cats #with their like very high pitches squeky whine with a little bit of air out the nostrils at the end to imitate the sound of them having #tiny lungs that don't hold much air so with a long loud 'mew' it's sometimes a little strained near the end #Though usually I just imitate the cat that I'm around at the time. Sometimes I have done kind of a combination kissy lip sort of noise #tongue clicking. almost like tapping on the back of your front teeth with your tongue and sucking in. almost makes kind of a squirrel noise #ANYWAY... curiouse....

[bylertruther]

people who think will byers hates himself for being gay when will byers is one of the very few characters on the show that has refused to change himself to fit anyone else's idea of what he should be despite the fact that people, including his own father, have been harassing, bullying, and abusing him for it literally his entire fucking life are just...... so weird.

will's entire POINT is that he will survive and brave whatever you throw his way against all odds and come out on the other side of it still clutching on to his sense of self and hope that tomorrow will be a better day. the entire point of his character is that he loves what he loves without apology or shame.

he sings "that weird song he loves" in the middle of hell because it reminds him of his brother and offers him comfort in a place where there is none. he creates art because he loves it and doesn't care if it isn't something boys do, then he gifts it to his friends because he loves them and wants them to know it, too. he loves dnd and writes campaigns and dresses up for them because they bring him joy and he just wants to spend time with his friends even if they think they're "too cool" for it now.

he knows that sometimes it's harder than it should be to be gay in a homophobic society and has been harassed for that literally his entire fucking life it's LITERALLY how they introduce him to us not even twenty minutes into this fucking show and YET !!!!!!! he doesn't back away from that. ever.

he gets picked on for his clothes, but he doesn't change them. he gets called names, but he doesn't make any attempt to conform. his best friend, the boy that he's in love with and his very first friend ever, tells him it isn't his fault that he doesn't like girls and shamefully asks him if he really thought they were going to play games together in his basement for the rest of their lives and never get girlfriends, and what does will do?

he says yeah. i guess i did. i really did.

will faces all of that and goes to a new place where he has the golden opportunity of a clean slate, and what does he do? when assigned to do a presentation on his hero... he picks alan turing of all people. and when his brother later on tells him that he loves him no matter what, essentially giving him the It's Okay To Be Gay I Love You So Much And Always Will talk, still there is no denial on will's part here either.

will has NEVER, EVER denied being gay. he has NEVER tried to change that part of himself. he has ALWAYS stood tall and braved another day even when it was scary and hard. he has ALWAYS remained true to himself even though that has only ever made his life that much harder.

he said that sometimes he feels like a mistake for being so different from other people, but that being loved and accepted makes him feel like he isn't one at all and like he's better for being different and that gives him the courage to fight on.

literally what the fuck are you guys on about when you talk about will being self-hating for being gay. where is the canonical evidence for that? and more than that, why are you so keen on throwing away all of his acts of bravery and the sheer fucking strength of character that he's had since the very beginning? it would've been so much easier for him to conform, to be the "man" that everyone has always pushed him to be, but he doesn't ever do that. he stays true to himself no matter what. so, again, where the hell are these self-hating receipts?!

#will #will byers #byler #HE LITERALLY DID HIS PRESENTATION ON ALAN TURING IN THE FUCKING 80S WHEN HE HAD A CLEAN SLATE!!!!!! HE WAS A NOBODY AT LENORA!!!!!! #AND HE STILL DID IT ON ALAN FUCKING TURING!!! HE SAID THIS IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HE WAS BULLIED SINCE FUCKING BIRTH FOR BEING GAY AND HE STILL DOES NOT SHY AWAY FROM IT!!!! HE LOVES WHAT HE LOVES! #AND /THAT/ IS WILL BYERS' STRENGTH!!! STOP DENYING ITTTTTTT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #JUST BECAUSE A BITCH BE CRYING DON'T MEAN HE HATES HIMSELF BRO SHUT UPPPPPPPP #IT'S NOT SERIOUS BUT IT IS SERIOUS /TO ME/ #FBJHFBKJFBKJDB I JUST . GOD. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! #gatekeeping will byers until ppl learn how 2 act right. srry not srry #he's literally so brave and ppl want to reduce that. WHY!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SO INTERESTING!!!! #HE WILL NOT FOLD! HE WILL NOT BE ANYONE BUT HIMSELF EVEN WHEN IT'S HARD IT'S LITERALLY SO FASCINATING N BRAVE #WHY ARE SOME PPL SO DESPERATE TO ERASE THT. BITING KICKING THRASHING TEARING THINGS UP W MY TEETH #mine

[unicyclingdogs]

fairy rulie!!!! :)

#linked universe #lu fanart #lu hyrule #linked universe hyrule #uni art :) #the little guy!!!! #try to render clothes consistently challenge: IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️ #every drawing i do it differently 😭 #also guys im not going to make it (wearing retainers after months of not wearing them) #like my teeth hurt so bad but I have to keep them in #like when i sleep with them I’ll wake up and take them out so I have to wear them awake 😭😭😭😭 #also I have an ungodly amount of asl homework to do 😭😭😭😭😭 #AND I NEED TO FINISB MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 😭😭😭😭 #transferring colleges is literally so stressful and for what like idk guys im fighting for my life out here and LOSING #anyways…. at least i don’t have class next week bc thanksgiving so that’s probably when I’ll get everything done #like i know I’ll manage but that doesn’t mean I’ll enjoy it 😭 #the duality of man can be seen in my tumblr post vs what I put in the tags 😭 #like it’s funny to me like my main post is like omg here’s the guy!!! 💜❤️💙❤️💜 and my tags are like I CANT DO THIS GUYS 😭 #jeeze ok this is a lotta tags I’ll stop now 👍

[yashley]

it’s okay just fearne freakin the fuck out in my head …..

#critical role #cr lb #imogen x fearne #imogearne #oh but the absolute way fearne is breaking and imogen is breaking and it’s cool it’s fine it’s it’s uh it’s well you see it’s #the way fearne shouted imogen’s name literally like stilled me #the Desperation of fearne furiously insisting they shouldn’t let her go 🤝 orym telling fearne she has to be the one to take imogen out I JUS #fearne meeting imogen with tenderness and watching as these horrors creep in on her and never realizing before how deep the fear of loss is #avoiding her new painful emotions and then tearing through her walls if it means saving imogen #also like bafta ashley’s face getting flushed during this i just #these two are just made of teeth that they can’t even consider themselves worthy of true acceptance so they smile and distract

[comradekatara]

zukka fans boil your rocks

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #sokkaxzuko #sorry guys i had a dream that i made this and i have an obligation to follow my dreams so. #zukka shippers annoyed me so much that i had to like. swear off them entirely #like when ur eating smth that u love but then it gives u food poisoning so u can never eat it again #but then slowly u work ur way into accepting into ur diet again #like. their dynamic is so funny #just objectively hilarious #sokka is the only person in the world who is like 'aww zuko is so nice and earnest and well-meaning and submissive' #unaware that its bc he effortlessly domesticated zuko by being hot and cool #meanwhile zuko is feral w literally everyone else just gnashing his teeth and snarling and growling and biting #katara is like the only other person who comes close to domesticating him #like he'll yell at her but he'll hug her #notice how he only cares abt winning her over AFTER he befriends sokka tho #he's like 'oh no that's sokka's sister better make sure i'm on her good side' #he doesnt even care that he & katara are themtically fated narrative foils for him it's all abt impressing his crush's family #fucking idiot.

[dreamy-selfships]

So David arrived today and he's super adorable

BUT WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO CAKED UP?????

LIKE???????? HELLO??????

WHY IS HIS ASS FATTER THAN MINE?????

#rooster teeth i have MANY questions #I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING I'M JUST- #WHY???????? #😭 i literally gasped when i turned him over for the first time #i think they did this on purpose #🌲 #camp camp #camp camp david

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads

The Spirit Bares Its Teeth

YA gothic horror

Victorian fantasy where mediums can commune with spirits - if they’re registered and controlled

a trans boy attempts become a Speaker as a boy, but is found out, threatened with an arranged marriage, and sent to a finishing school to ‘cure’ girls from veil sickness (hysteria)

he quickly realises girls are disappearing and their ghosts start begging him for help, and he tries to investigate and expose the horrors of the place, and survive

autistic trans boy MC, trans girl love interest

#The Spirit Bares Its Teeth #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #this is really really good just as i expected it to be #it's kind of...small scale? #i was like oh im probably almost at halfway then realised i was at 70% lmao #which i think is probably best for the story it is #(like as the authors note says; it doesn't really get into the race side of things and it's probably not his place to tell that story - #and if the story was bigger scale it would be more of glaring ommission in the narrative) #tbh less disgusting and gory than i expected. i mean it IS but like. that seems to be the only thing people say about it #(obviously conceptually the things that are happening to these kids are absolutely horriffic) #(that’s just me talking about literal gore/on page stuff) #anyway it's really good

[dollypopup]

look i get bton has set up some seeds (ba dum tiss?) that polin will be the pairing in the Featherington Family to have a male heir first (and it's popular in the fandom as an endgame for them) and thus will inherit the estate but

consider the following:

they find out about it and go 'ahahahah NOPE' and thus become co-conspirators to get Pru or Phillipa preggo before them. because with inheriting the estate. . .what they really inherit is the debt. and neither of them are eager for that anytime soon

so one storyline is that they're on a mission to get Prudence there first so they're always out here making very thinly veiled insinuations at PruDank and make up excuses and schemes so they're alone with each other. Penelope takes the lead for this particular side of the scheme, but they're definitely in kahoots. like Colin will lead Dankworth to places and Penelope will do the same for Prudence and whoops, look at that, what a good time for the two of you to make an heir and Penelope's there in Prudence's ear like it should be you, you're the oldest, it's your right, wouldn't you want to lord it over Phillipa forever? like the devil on her shoulder and constantly hyping her sister up because please, god, don't let it be her, she doesn't want it to be her, she is a grand total of 19 years old and she wants to fuck her husband consequence free, and she can't do this chastity shit, it's not reasonable, so Prudence, time to hop on that horse! let's up and at 'em, sis

and the other is Colin coming to Albion like 'soooooooo. . .I have to ask. . .how have you managed it?' and he's like 'managed what?' 'to be married for two years and not have a baby. I mean, I'm a newly married man and I'd like to. . .enjoy my wife before we start a family. I have to know your secret' and Albion is just there going 'huh? what secret? we've just being doing it normal?' so Colin's very concerned like 'oh no, what if i've offended him? what if they can't have kids???' and Albion and him keep talking until it becomes clear that, wait, hang on, what do you mean by normal and it finally comes out that the reason Phillipa always seems like she's got a stick up her bum is because she does so he's like 'oh fuck, oh no, oh no no no, i can't be the one to inform him that's not the way to make a baby' ala: 'you are putting it in the right place?' and he's white as a ghost like 'so very sorry, i think i left my cat on the stove, i have to go'

and Colin and Penelope come together at the end of all their schemes like 'well. . .there goes Plan A. . .and B. . .and C through G' as Penelope frantically wonders if she can get Gen to pull Prudence aside and Colin is contemplating which of his brothers he can bribe enough to have the 'So, women have multiple holes' discussion w/' Albion because he refuses to be the one to do it

meanwhile, Portia is out here making potions to try to get one of her daughters to have a baby because thus far, she's batting 0 for 3, and Polin's schemes somehow always end up in direct opposition to her schemes, thus canceling out each time

tell me that wouldn't be the funniest shit you've ever watched on this show

#polin #do i dare tag anything else? lmfao #this is kind of crack but also i desire it desperately #guess i have to write it #in particular i'm just imagining that albion-colin conversation as he gets more and more distressed #going 'what do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!' #portia out here with her teeth gritted like 'I'm going to kill Colin Bridgerton' (because he is the perma-thorn in her side) #as Penelope sips tea going 'please don't i like him too much' #neither of them realizing they're on the same side #but also Portia does NOT want it to be Polin because she's like 'good lord COLIN BRIDGERTON in charge of the estate??? he's too stubborn' #because really she's hoping it's Dankworth so she can still manipulate him and keep control #and Colin is out here hoping it is ANYONE BUT HIM because no he wants to fuck his beautiful wife in rolling fields of flowers and on beache #he loves babies but maybe they can wait until his wife isn't a literal teenager #portia and colin squabbling as penelope is there like 'you're. . .on the same side?' and they hiss going 'HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?'

[skrunksthatwunk]

look sometimes you hang out with your underling's many cats after a sparring match and learn new things about him

#something about this makes sense to me. i am thinking about it very hard. but i have no idea if it will mean anything to anyone else #oh well. post now #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #skrunkart #just realized i accidentally. nevermind. whatever (grinding my teeth so hard sparks fly) #yakuza #like a dragon #ykz #saejima taiga #dojima daigo #daigo dojima #taiga saejima #THEY SHOULD INTERACT. THEY SHOULD HAVE INTERACTIONS. 3jima is interesting to me and they're literally barely ever on screen together #despite spending YEARS working together in a tight knit fashion AFTER being established as important individual characters. absurd. #also if you're reading this go draw a tiger. it's hard but it's fun i had a good time

[lunarrolls]

i just finished the new episode and like. in light of this new ashton information, the fact that they just kind of assumed that sometimes people Became Rock for a good chunk of their adolescence is even more completely fucking hilarious. that is, in fact, not normal, ashton, and you’re a freak of nature, good job!

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #i have literally been reeling about this for the entire day #i. like. i can’t. i physically. what the hell does this mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN. #SHAKES THE PLOT AROUND. TAKE ME TO THE SHATTERED TEETH IMMEDIATELY I NEED TO TALK TO THAT DUSTY ASS TREE

[joyflameball]

Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly. #sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM” #COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized) #(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole) #(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

[lyriumsings]

love and deepspace is so wild i went in expecting minimal fan service, a blank slate mc, lots of stuff it wanted me to buy what i got was an insanely fun combat system, tons of ways to earn currency, an MC with: a traumatic backstory, PTSD, heart problems and not one but TWO glocks!?! and yeah the men are there too and are absolutely down bad for the mc LMAOO SKAJSJ

#no but there’s tons of fan service LMAOO #literally mc is the worlds most special princess #but they also still have personalities??? #when i tell you i was shOCKED when homura wouldn’t give eri her turn on the claw machine #mfer said not yet imma get it i swear and then got jack shit DJSJ and used ALL THE TURNS?? AND EVEN BOUGHT MORE?? LIKE DKSJDJ #WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?? LEMME PLAY THE GAME?? #lyriumsings txt #love and deepspace #i’m replaying it with the japanese dub and i’m just #so incredibly pleasantly surprised #i’m about to go to bed tho #i can barely keep my eyes open #i have to wait an hour to brush my teeth tho sadly

[maddy-ferguson]

it's been months but i still do not understand why saying that a character who jumped off a cliff like 15 seconds after being told to without even saying oh i don't really want to do that might not be enjoying his life that much is in any way controversial

#and it has nothing to do with max or with will or whoever else #like yes it was about dustin's teeth yes mike is such a great friend...don't kill yourself over your friend's teeth kids #every scene is layered but mike literally being willing to kill himself just means he's a good friend? i'm sorry maybe i'm an awful friend #not just being willing he does it #i mean i Am the worst friend you've ever had #you might need to read this three times before the words start forming a sentence i'm sorry #and like i say: brf slt